1 00:00:06,537 --> 00:00:08,407 NOW, DON'T FORGET, EVERYONE, 2 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,679 WEDNESDAY NIGHT IS TEDDY'S BIRTHDAY 3 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,580 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE CAKE AND ICE CREAM. 4 00:00:11,582 --> 00:00:12,582 - WHOO-WHOO! - YAY! 5 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:13,783 YAY. 6 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,116 OH, MAN, I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU. 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,648 JUST GET ME A GIFT CARD. 8 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:21,019 OH, GIFT CARDS-- WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,021 TO DO THE VERY LEAST. 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,763 18, HUH? 11 00:00:24,755 --> 00:00:26,725 YOU KNOW, IN SOME CULTURES, THIS IS WHEN YOU'D STOP 12 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,697 BEING SUPPORTED BY YOUR PARENTS. 13 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,430 THEN HOW DO THEY GET THEIR MONEY? 14 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,502 FROM THEIR GRANDPARENTS? 15 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,374 OH, BY THE WAY, DAD, 16 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:36,706 I NEED 20 BUCKS FOR TEDDY'S GIFT CARD. 17 00:00:36,707 --> 00:00:37,707 OH, ME TOO. 18 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:41,240 YOU KNOW, GUYS, IT'S KIND OF NOT SPECIAL 19 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,772 WHEN YOU'RE TELLING ME HOW MUCH I'M GETTING 20 00:00:42,773 --> 00:00:44,423 RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 21 00:00:44,415 --> 00:00:46,415 AND ALSO, CAN IT BE $30? 22 00:00:48,279 --> 00:00:50,419 CAN I HAVE MONEY TOO, DADDY? 23 00:00:51,422 --> 00:00:54,732 OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST. 24 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:58,185 ( rock music playing ) 25 00:00:58,189 --> 00:00:59,629 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 26 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,430 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 27 00:01:01,432 --> 00:01:04,672 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 28 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,135 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 29 00:01:06,137 --> 00:01:07,697 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 30 00:01:07,698 --> 00:01:11,368 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 31 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:14,282 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 32 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:17,505 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 33 00:01:17,508 --> 00:01:19,578 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 34 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,850 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 35 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:24,121 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 36 00:01:24,115 --> 00:01:25,755 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 37 00:01:25,756 --> 00:01:27,556 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 38 00:01:27,558 --> 00:01:30,488 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 39 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,521 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 40 00:01:32,523 --> 00:01:36,573 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 41 00:01:36,567 --> 00:01:40,497 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 42 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,442 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 43 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,580 ( doorbell rings ) 44 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,415 - HI. - HEY, YOU. 45 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,217 OH, SORRY. 46 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,419 SORRY! DO I STILL SMELL LIKE SKUNK? 47 00:02:02,253 --> 00:02:04,233 NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 48 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,355 I JUST-- I HAVEN'T TOLD MY DAD 49 00:02:05,356 --> 00:02:07,326 THAT WE'RE DATING YET. 50 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:10,328 AND... A LITTLE. 51 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:13,231 WELL, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM? 52 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,744 I WANT TO TELL THE WORLD. 53 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,165 IF I WAS BACK HOME, 54 00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:18,367 I'D HAVE YOUR NAME ON THE WATER TOWER BY NOW. 55 00:02:18,369 --> 00:02:21,639 A WATER TOWER? THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS. 56 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,672 OH, IT IS. 57 00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:26,224 ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET CAUGHT BY DEPUTY JIM BOB. 58 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:30,449 ANYWAYS, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM? 59 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,421 IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR DAD LIKES ME. 60 00:02:32,423 --> 00:02:33,653 WELL, YEAH, I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW. 61 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,164 I'VE NEVER DATED ANYONE THAT WORKS FOR HIM BEFORE. 62 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,686 THAT'S GOOD NEWS. 63 00:02:37,688 --> 00:02:40,388 I'VE SEEN SOME PICTURES OF VERN. 64 00:02:40,391 --> 00:02:41,661 OKAY. 65 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,362 I'M GONNA TELL HIM. 66 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,944 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD WHEN I DO IT. 67 00:02:45,936 --> 00:02:48,666 MAIN MENU, BILLING! 68 00:02:51,402 --> 00:02:53,642 BILL-ING! 69 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:56,406 BILLING! 70 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:01,410 NOW'S NOT THAT TIME. 71 00:03:06,217 --> 00:03:07,857 GABE DUNCAN, YOU ARE GOING. 72 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:09,758 NO, I'M NOT, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. 73 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,760 BOB, TALK TO YOUR SON. 74 00:03:10,761 --> 00:03:12,361 IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO, 75 00:03:12,363 --> 00:03:13,893 WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT HE CAN? 76 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:19,427 HE REFUSES TO GO CLOTHES SHOPPING WITH ME. 77 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:20,870 AND WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT IT? 78 00:03:20,871 --> 00:03:22,371 IT'S EMBARRASSING. 79 00:03:22,373 --> 00:03:24,513 YOU'RE ALWAYS SPINNING ME AROUND, 80 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,305 TUCKING THINGS IN, SAYING THINGS LIKE, 81 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,307 "IS THAT TOO TIGHT IN THE CROTCH?" 82 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:32,780 SOMETIMES I SAY "CROTCH" 83 00:03:32,783 --> 00:03:35,393 JUST TO SEE THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE. 84 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:37,386 IF I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING, 85 00:03:37,388 --> 00:03:39,348 CAN DAD AT LEAST TAKE ME? 86 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:42,390 THERE, YOU SEE-- HE JUST WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS OLD MAN. 87 00:03:42,393 --> 00:03:43,693 DON'T GET A BIG HEAD. 88 00:03:43,694 --> 00:03:45,464 YOU'RE JUST THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS. 89 00:03:52,303 --> 00:03:54,373 BEFORE TURNING ON YOUR MIXERS, 90 00:03:54,365 --> 00:03:56,765 PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY'RE ON THE PROPER SETTINGS 91 00:03:56,767 --> 00:03:57,907 OR... 92 00:04:01,812 --> 00:04:04,722 THAT WILL HAPPEN. 93 00:04:04,715 --> 00:04:06,345 I'M SORRY, CHEF. 94 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:07,977 AS USUAL, POTTY, 95 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:11,918 THANK YOU FOR BEING THE "DON'T" PART OF OUR LESSON. 96 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:16,455 WINNIE, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIM? 97 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,957 HE'S MEANER THAN USUAL. 98 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,328 I DON'T KNOW. 99 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:22,330 CLASS, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 100 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:24,473 THE WAINWRIGHT ACADEMY 101 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,865 OF CULINARY AND KITCHEN OPERATIONS 102 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,897 HAS BEEN BOUGHT OUT. 103 00:04:28,899 --> 00:04:31,039 WE ARE NOW OWNED BY 104 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:33,371 THE SAKASHIMI INSTITUTE 105 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,554 OF CULINARY AND KITCHEN OPERATIONS. 106 00:04:35,546 --> 00:04:38,306 THEREFORE, FROM NOW ON, 107 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:42,279 "WACKO" WILL BE KNOWN AS "SICKO." 108 00:04:43,814 --> 00:04:46,664 OH, MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S STRESSING HIM OUT. 109 00:04:46,657 --> 00:04:48,057 OH, IT'S STRESSING ME OUT TOO. 110 00:04:48,058 --> 00:04:49,858 I JUST FINISHED MEMORIZING "WACKO." 111 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:57,965 SO WE'RE HAVING CAKE AND STUFF ON MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY. 112 00:04:57,968 --> 00:05:01,028 AND THEN ON SATURDAY, IVY'S THROWING ME A SURPRISE PARTY. 113 00:05:01,031 --> 00:05:02,801 If it's a surprise, how do you know about it? 114 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,583 SHE INVITED ME OVER SATURDAY NIGHT 115 00:05:05,576 --> 00:05:09,006 FOR A STUDY DATE, AND THEN SHE GIGGLED. 116 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,810 SO, SPENCER, THERE'S SOMETHING 117 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,093 THAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 118 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:18,085 MY DAD HIRED THIS NEW-- HI, DAD. 119 00:05:18,088 --> 00:05:19,318 OH, HEY, TED. 120 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,449 Hi, Mr. Duncan. 121 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:21,391 OH, HEY, SPENCE. 122 00:05:21,392 --> 00:05:23,322 So you were telling me something? 123 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,003 - OH, IT CAN WAIT. - Bob: HEY. 124 00:05:24,995 --> 00:05:27,755 SPENCER, YOU REMEMBER THAT ITCH I HAD? 125 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:29,698 THE ONE I KEPT SCRATCHING IN FRONT OF YOU? 126 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:32,360 Burned into my brain, sir. 127 00:05:32,363 --> 00:05:33,733 YEAH, WELL, YOU WON'T EVER SEE THAT AGAIN 128 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,414 BECAUSE I WENT TO THE DOCTOR 129 00:05:35,406 --> 00:05:36,636 AND GOT ME SOME OINTMENT. 130 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,039 OR WAS IT A SALVE? 131 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,542 AMY! 132 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,724 MY BUTT STUFF, WHAT IS THAT CALLED?! 133 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:46,816 TALK TO YOU LATER. 134 00:05:52,383 --> 00:05:54,963 CHARLIE, HONEY, YOUR LUNCH IS READY. 135 00:05:58,929 --> 00:06:00,029 WHAT'S THIS? 136 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:02,090 IT'S TEDDY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 137 00:06:02,092 --> 00:06:03,762 YOU GOT HER A ROCK? 138 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,674 SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. 139 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,668 WELL, THAT'S TRUE. 140 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,970 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE TEDDY MIGHT LIKE? 141 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,872 A LITTLE NECKLACE. 142 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,384 LIKE MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE ONE WITH SOME STRING, 143 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,776 AND MACARONI, SOME GLITTER. 144 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,809 SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK. 145 00:06:23,414 --> 00:06:26,394 I'M SURE WHATEVER YOU GET TEDDY SHE WILL LOVE. 146 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:30,486 ALSO, JUST SO YOU KNOW FOR MOTHER'S DAY, 147 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,521 I ALREADY HAVE A ROCK. 148 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,496 Amy: HEY. 149 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,927 HOW'D IT GO AT THE MALL? 150 00:06:37,928 --> 00:06:39,628 FINE, YEAH. 151 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:41,570 TELL HER ABOUT YOUR SHIRT. 152 00:06:41,572 --> 00:06:43,172 ( sighs ) 153 00:06:43,173 --> 00:06:44,843 DAD PICKED OUT A SHIRT FOR ME. 154 00:06:44,835 --> 00:06:46,535 TELL HER WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT IT. 155 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:48,507 I SAID IT WAS COOL. 156 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,809 DON'T GO CRAZY ABOUT THIS. 157 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,410 YOU JUST DIDN'T FAIL. 158 00:06:53,544 --> 00:06:55,154 WHEN WE WERE PAYING FOR OUR STUFF, 159 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:56,915 THE SALES CLERK SAID, 160 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,617 "THAT'S A NICE SHIRT. 161 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,949 YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE COOL, HIP DADS." 162 00:07:02,993 --> 00:07:04,153 REALLY? 163 00:07:04,154 --> 00:07:05,464 SHE SAID THAT? 164 00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:08,026 SHE SAID, "NICE SHIRT." 165 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,428 I KIND OF MADE UP THE REST. 166 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,100 DID SHE EVEN SAY, "NICE SHIRT"? 167 00:07:12,102 --> 00:07:13,832 NOPE. 168 00:07:19,209 --> 00:07:20,869 ( doorbell rings ) 169 00:07:22,873 --> 00:07:25,453 CHEF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 170 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,775 I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 171 00:07:26,777 --> 00:07:28,047 AND I THOUGHT I'D PAY A VISIT 172 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,578 TO MY FAVORITE STUDENT. 173 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:31,680 OH, DOES HE LIVE AROUND HERE? 174 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,633 IT'S YOU. 175 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,756 - MAY I COME IN? - SURE. 176 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,158 AND WHO'S THIS? 177 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,829 THIS IS MY BROTHER, TOBY. 178 00:07:40,831 --> 00:07:42,531 TOBY, CHEF. 179 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:44,033 WHAT A CHARMING LITTLE TYKE. 180 00:07:46,597 --> 00:07:48,767 SO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, CHEF? 181 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:49,999 WHAT, DO I HAVE TO WANT SOMETHING 182 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,740 TO PAY YOU A VISIT? 183 00:07:51,742 --> 00:07:54,812 PJ, I SEE SOMETHING IN YOU. 184 00:07:54,805 --> 00:07:58,505 YOU REMIND ME OF A YOUNG ME. 185 00:07:58,509 --> 00:08:00,979 WOULDN'T THAT BE MORE LIKE THREE YOUNG YOUS? 186 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,551 ( chuckling ) 187 00:08:03,554 --> 00:08:06,194 MARVELOUS, BECAUSE I'M SO LARGE 188 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,256 AND YOU'RE SO SLIGHT. 189 00:08:10,621 --> 00:08:13,061 ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE THING. 190 00:08:13,063 --> 00:08:16,573 THE CORPORATION THAT I NOW REPORT TO 191 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:18,827 HAS RANDOMLY SELECTED ONE OF MY STUDENTS 192 00:08:18,829 --> 00:08:21,769 TO DO A TEACHER EVALUATION. 193 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:24,502 AND THAT STUDENT IS YOU. 194 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,184 AN EVALUATION? THAT SOUNDS COMPLICATED. 195 00:08:27,177 --> 00:08:29,207 IT'S SIMPLE, REALLY. 196 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,909 THERE'S A NUMBERING SYSTEM 197 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:35,252 WHERE ONE IS "POOR" AND FIVE IS "EXCELLENT." 198 00:08:35,245 --> 00:08:37,215 THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER 199 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,787 IS THAT FIVE IS "EXCELLENT." 200 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:41,120 GOT IT. 201 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,151 DO YOU? 202 00:08:43,153 --> 00:08:44,563 LET'S REVIEW. 203 00:08:44,555 --> 00:08:45,225 WHAT IS "EXCELLENT"? 204 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,755 - FIVE. - VERY GOOD. 205 00:08:46,757 --> 00:08:48,057 "VERY GOOD" WOULD BE FOUR. 206 00:08:48,058 --> 00:08:49,298 NO, I MEANT YOU DID FINE. 207 00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:51,229 "FINE" IS THREE, RIGHT? 208 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,231 I'M GOING TO LEAVE NOW. 209 00:09:01,271 --> 00:09:03,271 WHAT? A GIFT CARD? 210 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:05,283 NO WAY! 211 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:08,545 YEAH, HONEY, SAVE IT FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY. 212 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,878 $15? GABE, I GAVE YOU $20. 213 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:14,182 WHAT? THE GIFT-GIVER CAN'T GET A LITTLE TASTE? 214 00:09:15,185 --> 00:09:17,055 OPEN MY PRESENT. 215 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,027 OKAY. 216 00:09:19,029 --> 00:09:20,189 ( strains ) IT'S HEAVY. 217 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:23,060 OH. 218 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,673 IT'S A ROCK. 219 00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:27,697 ( doorbell rings ) 220 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:29,298 OH. THAT MUST BE BEAU. 221 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:30,669 I INVITED HIM OVER. 222 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,941 BEAU? WHY? 223 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:33,742 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW. 224 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:37,854 JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW ANYBODY IN TOWN. 225 00:09:37,848 --> 00:09:39,908 AND HE'S SUCH A SWEET GUY. 226 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:42,310 NO OTHER REASON. 227 00:09:44,354 --> 00:09:46,194 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 228 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,356 - SPENCER. - HEY. 229 00:09:48,358 --> 00:09:50,088 All: HEY, SPENCER. 230 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,320 HEY, EVERYBODY. 231 00:09:51,321 --> 00:09:54,631 WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE. 232 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,725 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 233 00:09:56,727 --> 00:09:58,827 COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK I'D MISS YOUR 18th BIRTHDAY? 234 00:09:58,829 --> 00:09:59,869 I FLEW IN THIS MORNING. 235 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:02,300 ( knocks ) HELLO? 236 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,232 BEAU'S HERE. 237 00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:06,744 HEY, EVERYBODY. 238 00:10:06,737 --> 00:10:08,637 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - OH, THANKS. 239 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,310 WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE SMALLER BOUQUET? 240 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,224 WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE CHEAPER FLOWERS? 241 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:20,117 I GUESS I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE YOU TWO... 242 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,090 UNLESS THERE'S ANOTHER OPTION. 243 00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:27,204 NO? OKAY. 244 00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:29,997 BEAU, THIS IS SPENCER. MY EX-BOYFRIEND. 245 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,800 AND, SPENCER, THIS IS BEAU. 246 00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:35,713 HE WORKS FOR MY DAD. 247 00:10:38,108 --> 00:10:39,638 - HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO MEET YOU. 248 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,769 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 249 00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:42,671 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 250 00:10:42,673 --> 00:10:45,023 ALL RIGHT, NOW BEFORE I ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS, 251 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:47,275 LET ME JUST REMIND EVERYBODY-- 252 00:10:47,277 --> 00:10:48,847 ESPECIALLY DAD-- 253 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,820 THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 254 00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:53,852 HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY. 255 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,664 HERE GOES. 256 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,925 BEAU AND I ARE DATING. 257 00:10:57,928 --> 00:11:01,158 - YOU'RE DATING? - YOU'RE DATING?! 258 00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:06,372 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ 259 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,436 ♪ HAP... ♪ 260 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,800 WHAT, DID YOU GUYS FORGET THE WORDS? 261 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,952 YOU'RE DATING MY EMPLOYEE? 262 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:25,894 WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME REPHRASE THAT. 263 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,916 YOU'RE DATING MY DAUGHTER?! 264 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:33,019 OKAY, NOW BOB'S UP TO SPEED. 265 00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:34,463 WHY DON'T WE GO HAVE CAKE IN THE KITCHEN 266 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:36,934 AND GIVE THESE THREE SOME SPACE? 267 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:37,997 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 268 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,998 THIS PARTY JUST GOT INTERESTING. 269 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,130 KITCHEN! NOW! 270 00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:48,005 SPENCER, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT BEAU THE OTHER DAY, 271 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,338 BUT THEN MY DAD WALKED IN 272 00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:51,779 AND, WELL, I JUST DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE. 273 00:11:51,782 --> 00:11:54,382 NO PROBLEM, TEDDY. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 274 00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:56,754 - REALLY? - YEAH, YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY. 275 00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:58,887 I AGREE. 276 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,450 OF COURSE MR. DUNCAN'S PROBABLY GONNA WANT 277 00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:03,051 A FOLLOW-UP CONVERSATION. 278 00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:04,723 Bob: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 279 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,231 HEY, KELLY. 280 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,432 HI, GABE. 281 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:17,466 ( giggles ) 282 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,967 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 283 00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:20,139 YOUR SHIRT. 284 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,370 OH, DO YOU LIKE IT? 285 00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:23,911 YEAH, I HAVE IT IN RED. 286 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,816 WHAT? 287 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:30,318 YOU'RE WEARING A GIRL'S SHIRT. 288 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,980 ( chuckles ) NO, I'M NOT. 289 00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:33,752 YES, YOU ARE. 290 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,963 LOOK AT THE BUTTONS. THEY'RE ON THE LEFT SIDE. 291 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,226 SO? THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 292 00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:47,104 OKAY, KELLY, A MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE. 293 00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:49,197 BUT IF YOU HAVE AN OUNCE OF DECENCY, 294 00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:50,769 PLEASE, I BEG YOU-- 295 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,140 HEY, EVERYBODY! 296 00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:54,982 GABE DUNCAN'S WEARING A GIRL'S SHIRT. 297 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,505 ( laughter ) 298 00:12:56,506 --> 00:12:58,806 Gabe: YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. 299 00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,309 OKAY, GUYS. 300 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,380 I DON'T HAVE TO STAND HERE AND TAKE THIS. 301 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,852 I SHOULD BE RUNNING. 302 00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:09,057 ( doorbell rings ) 303 00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:12,189 SPENCER, HEY. 304 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,222 HEY, CAN WE TALK FOR A MINUTE? 305 00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:15,203 YEAH, SURE. 306 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,025 ( door closes ) 307 00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,997 SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 308 00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:22,171 ( sighs ) UM... 309 00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:28,875 THE TRUTH IS, IT FELT REALLY WEIRD 310 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:30,009 TO SEE YOU WITH ANOTHER GUY. 311 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,340 I THOUGHT I'D BE OKAY WITH IT, 312 00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:34,542 BUT I'M NOT. 313 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,924 BUT DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 314 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,287 OH, WE BROKE UP WEEKS AGO. 315 00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:41,849 TEDDY, WHEN I SAW YOU WITH HIM, 316 00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:45,062 I REALIZED THAT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU. 317 00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:48,455 UM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 318 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,328 I THINK WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER. 319 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,160 AH, SPENCER, I-- 320 00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:54,162 WHAT, DON'T YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME? 321 00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:55,214 OR COURSE I DO. 322 00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:56,365 THEN WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER. 323 00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:59,506 BUT I ALSO HAVE FEELINGS FOR BEAU. 324 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,842 I SAW YOU FIRST. 325 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,617 I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT APPLIES HERE. 326 00:14:09,619 --> 00:14:13,319 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DECIDE, YOU KNOW? 327 00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:14,963 WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH: ME OR HIM? 328 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,925 SPENCER, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 329 00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:19,457 YOU CAN'T JUST SPRING THIS ON ME 330 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,959 AND EXPECT ME TO MAKE SOME SORT OF BIG DECISION. 331 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,472 OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 332 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,235 JUST, UM... 333 00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:29,167 THINK ABOUT IT. TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU WANT. 334 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,199 THANK YOU. 335 00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:33,501 HAVE YOU DECIDED YET? 336 00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:41,951 OH, MY. 337 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:43,112 THAT BAD, HUH? 338 00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:44,413 QUITE THE OPPOSITE. 339 00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:46,494 CHEF, YOU KNOW THE OPPOSITE OF BAD IS GOOD, RIGHT? 340 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,116 ( laughs ) 341 00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:51,289 THERE'S THAT WIT. 342 00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:58,173 PJ, THIS SAUCE IS TRULY ASTONISHING. 343 00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:59,628 WOW. 344 00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:02,099 BY THE WAY, HOW ARE WE DOING WITH THAT EVALUATION? 345 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,532 OH, I'M SO SORRY. I FORGOT IT. 346 00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:04,533 I'LL BRING IT IN TOMORROW. 347 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:05,614 WONDERFUL. 348 00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:11,038 EVALUATION? WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 349 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,241 THE PEOPLE AT SICKO WANT ME TO EVALUATE CHEF. 350 00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:15,093 OH, THAT'S IT. 351 00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:17,515 THAT'S WHY HE'S BEING NICE TO YOU. 352 00:15:18,989 --> 00:15:21,389 PJ, DON'T YOU GET IT? 353 00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:24,091 OH, OF COURSE. OF COURSE I DO. 354 00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:25,934 BUT IF YOU WANT TO REVIEW IT FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, 355 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,155 THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 356 00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:30,657 CHEF IS BEING NICE TO YOU 357 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:33,330 SO YOU'LL GIVE HIM A GOOD EVALUATION. 358 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,013 AND UNTIL YOU HAND IT IN, 359 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:37,935 HE'LL LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO. 360 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,437 THERE IS A SIMPLER EXPLANATION. 361 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,110 - WHAT'S THAT? - MAYBE MY SAUCE 362 00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:45,952 TRULY IS ASTONISHING. 363 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,475 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. WHAT WAS YOUR THING AGAIN? 364 00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:56,333 AND THEN HE SAID 365 00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:59,526 HE STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR ME. 366 00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,129 OH. 367 00:16:02,492 --> 00:16:07,002 AND HE WANTS ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 368 00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:11,138 OH. 369 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:12,401 IS THAT ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY? 370 00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:13,472 "OH"? 371 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,983 UM... OH, MY? 372 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,146 BEAU, BE SERIOUS. 373 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,111 LOOK, TEDDY. 374 00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:25,263 OBVIOUSLY I WANT YOU TO CHOOSE ME. 375 00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:26,515 BUT I GET THAT YOU AND SPENCER 376 00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:28,516 HAVE HAD A LONG HISTORY TOGETHER. 377 00:16:28,518 --> 00:16:30,758 WHATEVER YOU DECIDE, I'LL UNDERSTAND. 378 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,492 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 379 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,534 THANK YOU. 380 00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:39,226 I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 381 00:16:39,229 --> 00:16:42,729 ALTHOUGH, I KIND OF WISH THIS WHOLE THING HAD COME UP 382 00:16:42,732 --> 00:16:45,742 BEFORE ME AND YOUR DAD HAD THAT FIVE-HOUR CONVERSATION. 383 00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:53,011 OH, HEY, BUDDY. 384 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,742 SO? 385 00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:57,494 EVERYONE AT SCHOOL LIKE YOUR NEW SHIRT? 386 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,520 WELL, YEAH, DAD. THE GIRLS DID. 387 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,034 - OOH, I BET THEY DID. - YEAH. 388 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,426 THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL'S SHIRT! 389 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,100 WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT. 390 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,503 YES, IT IS. 391 00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:16,114 GIRLS ARE WEARING IT. 392 00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:17,766 IT'S NOT A SHIRT. IT'S A TOP. 393 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:22,109 YOU SENT ME TO SCHOOL IN A TOP. 394 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,753 OH, MAN, I MUST HAVE WANDERED INTO THE GIRLS' SECTION. 395 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,078 OOPS. 396 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,750 OOPS?! 397 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,751 THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY-- IS "OOPS"? 398 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,133 DAD, EVERYBODY LAUGHED. I WAS HUMILIATED. 399 00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,056 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GABE, GABE. 400 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,356 I'M SORRY. 401 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,058 WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK? 402 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,090 OH, BECAUSE I'M IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 403 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,503 THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 404 00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:47,695 WELL, SOMEDAY, YOU'RE GONNA REALIZE 405 00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:50,097 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. 406 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,740 IF YOU LIKE A SHIRT, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO WEAR IT. 407 00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:55,112 SO YOU WOULD WEAR A GIRL'S SHIRT? 408 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:56,775 IF I LIKED IT, YES. 409 00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:00,808 GET YOUR KEYS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING. 410 00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,687 SO, HAVE YOU HAD TIME TO THINK ABOUT 411 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,089 WHAT A GREAT GUY I AM? 412 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,790 UM, YOU ARE A GREAT GUY. 413 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,833 AND, UM... 414 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,729 SO I'M NOT SAYING 415 00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:25,101 THAT IT COULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US. 416 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,344 BUT, UM... 417 00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:32,108 NOW IS JUST NOT THE TIME. 418 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,782 OH. 419 00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:37,794 I MEAN, YOU'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY. 420 00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:40,347 AND I'M GOING TO COLLEGE SOON. 421 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,350 IT JUST-- 422 00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:45,902 YOU KNOW? IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE IN DIFFERENT PLACES. 423 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:50,725 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN SAY TO CHANGE YOUR MIND? 424 00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:55,412 NO, I DON'T THINK SO, SPENCE. 425 00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:57,505 I JUST REALLY HOPE THIS 426 00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:59,337 DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING BETWEEN US 427 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,639 BECAUSE OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME. 428 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,811 I'M SORRY, TEDDY. I CAN'T. 429 00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:04,272 YOU CAN'T WHAT? 430 00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:05,484 BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. 431 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:06,475 WHY? 432 00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:08,476 BECAUSE IT'S TOO HARD. 433 00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:11,279 TEDDY, I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 434 00:19:21,731 --> 00:19:23,891 ( door closes ) 435 00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:29,467 ARE YOU OKAY, TEDDY? 436 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,739 WERE YOU LISTENING? 437 00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,771 NO. 438 00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:39,707 YOU HANDLED IT REALLY WELL THOUGH. 439 00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:48,556 MORNING, CHEF. 440 00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:50,218 GOOD MORNING, FRIEND. 441 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,860 I MADE THIS QUICHE LAST NIGHT. 442 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,222 CAN I GET YOUR OPINION? 443 00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:55,774 WITH PLEASURE. 444 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:01,869 OH, IT'S SO... 445 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:02,871 QUICHEY. 446 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:10,635 IT'S LIKE MY MOUTH HAS BEEN TAKEN TO FLAVOR TOWN. 447 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,340 WRONG. 448 00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:14,382 - EXCUSE ME? - I KNOW IT'S BAD. 449 00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:15,894 MY MOM MADE IT. 450 00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:19,717 HERE IS YOUR EVALUATION. 451 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,989 YOU CAN STOP BEING NICE TO ME NOW. 452 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,890 ALL FIVES? 453 00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,822 YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT TEACHER 454 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,734 WHEN YOU'RE BEING YOU. 455 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,956 THE TRUTH IS, CHEF, 456 00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:30,897 I'D RATHER HAVE A MEAN TEACHER I CAN LEARN FROM 457 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,800 THAN A NICE TEACHER WHO'S ONLY BEING NICE 458 00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:36,873 BECAUSE HE'S NICE FOR THE SAKE OF... 459 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:38,266 LET ME START OVER. 460 00:20:38,268 --> 00:20:39,268 THE TRUTH IS, CHEF-- 461 00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:40,569 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 462 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,710 I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY. 463 00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:44,912 YOU'D PREFER IT IF I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH. 464 00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:47,454 THAT THIS QUICHE IS HORRID-- 465 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,677 - YES. GOOD. - RANCID! 466 00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:50,648 PUTRID, DISGUSTING, GLOP! 467 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,820 WELL, THAT WAS A LITTLE MUCH. 468 00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:53,581 - GET OUT. - AND HE'S BACK. 469 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,888 Well, Charlie, I turned 18. 470 00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:03,761 It was a pretty big milestone. 471 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,373 I'm a legal adult. I can vote now. 472 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,666 ( scoffs ) Uh, excuse me-- 473 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,767 No, you are revealing your ignorance. 474 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,569 You cannot vote until you're 25. 475 00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:16,283 Dad told me. 476 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,905 - Oh. - Yeah. 477 00:21:17,907 --> 00:21:19,877 You're right. My bad. 478 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:20,949 I know. 479 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,982 Teddy: Whoa! 480 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,485 Dad, what are you wearing?! 481 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,319 Something I'm very comfortable in. 482 00:21:32,922 --> 00:21:35,802 And something that I think expresses my unique flair 483 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,325 and style. 484 00:21:38,328 --> 00:21:42,028 Dad agreed to wear it for 24 hours. 485 00:21:42,031 --> 00:21:43,831 I know you're trying to embarrass me, 486 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,683 but it ain't gonna work. 487 00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:47,835 You do know it's bowling night, right? 488 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,980 ( sighs ) Oh, boy. 489 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,424 Ooh, better wish Dad some good luck, Charlie. 490 00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:07,334 HELLO, FRIENDS. I'M BOB DUNCAN. 491 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,726 AND I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. 492 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,498 HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU? 493 00:22:14,504 --> 00:22:16,544 THIS ITCH IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! 494 00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:20,038 WELL, NO MORE! 495 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,439 BECAUSE NOW SCIENCE HAS GIVEN US A SOLUTION. 496 00:22:23,473 --> 00:22:25,653 BOB'S BUTT STUFF. 497 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,445 IS IT A CREAM? IS IT A SALVE? 498 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,818 CAN YOU GROUT YOUR TUB WITH IT? 499 00:22:29,819 --> 00:22:32,119 THE ANSWER, OF COURSE, IS YES. 500 00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:35,123 BOB'S BUTT STUFF, 501 00:22:35,124 --> 00:22:36,734 AVAILABLE IN THE MOST EMBARRASSING SECTION 502 00:22:36,726 --> 00:22:38,956 OF YOUR DRUGSTORE.