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The neurological examination confirms
what I thought.
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Your brain is fine.
Everything is in order.
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Oh, that's it.
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So what do I have?
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English is really bad.
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- Phew!
- Balls!
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- A speech therapy consultation?
- Oh yes, thank you.
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My son is getting married.
I want to say a few words.
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In English?
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Yes.
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I will add that it is an emergency.
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- Fuck you, doctor.
- And that's it.
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Well, a little green,
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but we walk
for an excellent harvest.
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- Are you pointing out what I say?
- Sim.
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- Of course.
- Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.
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- Yes yes!
- Then aim!
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Yes, Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage, yes.
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Now, regarding wine,
we have growth of 4%.
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In Port wine, it is exploding.
Plus 112%, it's great!
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Thank you, Maurice, we understand.
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If you dedicated so much energy
to our grand cru
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how to impose that Portuguese vinegar,
we could rejoice.
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- Come on, move.
- Yes, Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage.
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I produce a grand cru class�
and you are here to sell.
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Oh no, not the Portuguese,
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- not today...
- Ah, Mr. "Souvage"!
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- Mr. Ribeiro, how are you?
- All good. I'm waiting for my port.
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Oh, I imagine!
Maurice, how is the order?
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from Mr. Ribeiro?
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We are taking care of it.
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Let's speed up,
Mr. Ribeiro is busy.
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- He has a company.
- Don't worry,
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I have all the time in the world.
I didn't come alone.
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It's a big order.
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- A what?
- A big order.
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I ordered for six months.
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I came with the Da Silvas, the Dos Santos,
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the Pereiras, the Oliveiras, the Da Costas.
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- Do you know the Da Costas?
- No.
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Don't you know them?
Do we say "good morning" to Mr. Souvage?
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- They are impeccable.
- Good morning.
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Your port is so good
I take him to Portugal.
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- Fortunately.
- That's the genes.
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Because your wife
Is it Portuguese?
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- Exactly.
- Of course, that's why.
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- Still French?
- There's nothing to do.
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Well, worse for him.
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I don't bother you anymore.
I have things to do.
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Maurice,
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send me the Portuguese
as quickly as possible.
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I'm waiting for Italian customers
who come to buy real wine.
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Come on, move.
This isn't the plumbing fair.
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- Coming soon, Mr. Ribeiro. We are taking care of it.
- Perfect.
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A kiss to Catherine.
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- How?
- A kiss to Catherine.
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Yes, a kiss to Catherine.
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Let's go?
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What? We are also not
so late.
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It's not necessary, that's right.
You know Fr�d�ric.
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Just a minute late
to hear a mouth.
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He must already be looking at his watch.
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He's going to have to be patient, Joe the Indian.
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Oh no, no allusions
to the Indians.
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We are friendly with the Bouvier-Sauvage.
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- Nice.
- Yes.
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Well, the steering wheel is still on the left,
honey, in France.
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Sorry.
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You're welcome, my queen.
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- Can I say "my queen"?
- Yes.
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We are friendly,
especially with Fr�d�ric.
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Yes.
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Don't start!
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Vroom, vroom, vroom...
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- You don't stop.
- It's not me, it's the engine.
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They're going to be late with that Peugeot.
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Fr�d�ric, we are correct
with the Martins.
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- Obviously.
- Same with G�rard.
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Yes, even with "Gerhart".
That's for sure.
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- Here they come.
- Stop being tongue-in-cheek. They're coming.
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The color of this car,
I'll never get used to it.
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- Fr�d�ric...
- What?
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Atrocious.
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Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage, welcome.
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- All good?
- Very good when I receive them.
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I know we will eat very well.
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I present to you...
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- some friends.
- Well, friends... The family, yes.
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- Oh, soon, yes.
- Nicole. Nicole Martin.
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- Great pleasure.
- Yes, it's my pleasure.
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This lunch is used to prepare
their daughter's wedding
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- and my son's.
- Our son!
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- I'm happy.
- And I'm so excited.
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- And I'm proud.
- And I'm hungry.
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I reserved you
our best table.
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Formidable.
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A great joy to be all here.
A real pleasure.
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Yes, thank you everyone for being here.
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And even though we've already said it:
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- long live the newlyweds.
- To the newlyweds!
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And as always,
It's a great emotion.
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When she talks about marriage, she cries.
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We can stop talking about this.
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Yes.
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Well, no.
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No.
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Well, yes.
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Let's have a beautiful wedding.
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- Without a doubt.
- To the newlyweds!
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To the newlyweds!
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Long live the newlyweds!
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I feel like I'm going to cry.
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Again? It looks like Nigara.
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She will cry with joy.
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The first question on your lips
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from everyone:
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wedding in church or not?
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Oh...
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No.
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It didn't hurt to try my luck.
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You already knew the answer, dad.
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We're not getting married in church.
François is not baptized.
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- Oh, huh?
- No, no. Of course not.
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But rest assured, I'm fine.
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If you want to live in sin...
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The sin!
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No need to go to church
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to be charitable.
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- Exactly.
- On the other hand,
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you can go to church often
and don't be charitable at all.
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Yes. Well, next subject.
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So, next topic.
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- Wedding in the castle or not?
- Oh.
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- Yes.
- Yes, of course.
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- Of course.
- Formidable!
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This leaves us a little embarrassed.
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They need to tell us if we can help.
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Thank you, G�rard.
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- It's perfectly normal.
- It's very nice, G�rard.
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It's very simple.
Women treat
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to reorganize the property,
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and I'll take care of the drinks.
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You've become modern, dad.
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The women in the decoration and you in the wine.
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I can also trust
some drinks for Gerhart.
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But, as is obvious,
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a wedding filled with schnaps,
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It could end badly, right?
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I'm back! Naturalish.
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Wunderbar!
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- Please.
- I'm kidding.
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- We're friends, aren't we?
- Well then,
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- let's move on, then.
- Let's move forward.
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- As friends.
- Exactly.
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Yes, Nicole?
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No need to raise your hand
to speak.
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On the other hand, it is more practical.
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Are we friends?
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Of course.
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Can we say everything?
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As friends. There is no problem at all.
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I don't like Bordeaux.
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Don't like wine?
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I like it, I love wine.
But I don't like Bordeaux.
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Yes, anyway, she prefers burgundy.
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Yes, I had noticed, thank you.
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- It's not very serious, is it?
- At all. Tastes are not discussed.
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- Exactly.
- No, about that,
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There's no problem if you want
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bring your burgundy
or another...
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Bray for the wedding.
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Calm down with the "bray".
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- Frédéric.
- What? Sorry.
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We are friends, we can play.
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Yes, precisely, we are friends.
Therefore, father,
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buy the best burgundy box
for Nicole.
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I'll take care of it.
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We'll take care of it.
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There are Burgundies on the menu.
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Thank you, but I'll ask
a good Bordeaux.
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I am joking!
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Touch�.
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I have already made my choice.
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Veal tenderloins. Very French.
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When talking about food,
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we are all French again.
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I also think that today
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I'm going to eat tabs.
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This is not French.
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Well no, ABBA are Swedish.
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OK... what a couple!
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No, it's actually funny.
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00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:10,292
- And what's so funny?
- It's mom...
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ABBA are a musical group.
They are Swedish.
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Oh yes.
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Didn't you notice?
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- No.
- Well, I raise my glass...
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- Yes, yes.
- To our wedding...
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no hassles and no discussions.
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It won't be for us.
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Well, not for us either.
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Still, let's repeat once more,
all together.
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Oh yes?
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To our wedding,
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no hassle
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00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,792
and without discussions.
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00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:36,625
This is ridiculous.
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00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,250
So, dad?
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00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:41,417
- What?
- Fridric, did you hear me right?
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Yes of course. Let's try.
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00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:45,542
We are not deaf. Let's try.
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- It's not to try. It's an order.
- Yes, exactly.
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Yes, it's fine.
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Then we'll make it. And that's it.
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Because if things heat up again,
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- it will be without us.
- Huh?
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And without you.
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And that's it.
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00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:06,833
Well, message received.
Message received.
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Five over five.
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00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,042
Mmh, it's good, this champagne!
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Is it from Bordeaux?
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- Go there.
- Buy Burgundy
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when I produce Bordeaux,
what a punishment.
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00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,375
It's an order, so you obey it.
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00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:24,125
It's fine.
But still...
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00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:28,208
Ah, how boring, how strange.
I ran out of battery.
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00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,917
There's a socket there.
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A socket in your Peugeot?
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00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,208
- Yes, yes.
- It's formidable.
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- This is progressing, damn.
- Mmh...
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I'm going to start it, it's going to release steam.
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Can't put on your seat belt?
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Oh!
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00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,000
Sorry,
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but the belt is important.
That's it, that's it.
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Oh! Oh!
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I adore.
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Classical music, again...
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It's wonderful.
It is the second movement, an adagio.
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Our. �...
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magnificent.
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00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,167
- Oh, well...
- I am, yes?
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00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,500
- Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage?
- Himself.
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00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:11,125
From the Bioteknology Laboratory.
About DNA testing.
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Yes, good morning.
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00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,292
There is a person
who recently took a test
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and has more than 60% DNA in common
with you.
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- Is that too much?
- Oh, yes!
250
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,083
They have a kinship bond:
It's your cousin.
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Oh, it's unbelievable!
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Stop by,
we detail the results.
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We are nearby.
Let's go through, it's simpler.
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- Excellent. We waited.
- See you soon.
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00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,250
- It's okay, I'm not bothering you?
- No, why?
256
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:40,000
Listen to your music,
answer your calls...
257
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,917
It's funny we're going to see
Who is this cousin?
258
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,458
DNA tests
they didn't go very well.
259
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,417
I have changed.
I'm more open, more tolerant.
260
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,875
Tolerant?
It's not Gandhi either.
261
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:53,792
Sorry, but frankly,
go buy burgundy
262
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,667
in a German's Peugeot,
263
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,250
if this is not tolerance!
264
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,917
I feel like I'm
your driver.
265
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,000
If it were,
266
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,708
- we didn't drive a Peugeot.
- Please
267
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,208
- sit down.
- So?
268
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,333
So, tell me there.
269
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,875
Who is this cousin? You know
270
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,333
how much I am...
271
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,667
passionate about genealogy.
I come from a big family,
272
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,750
and stories are what we don't lack.
We don't miss it!
273
00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:20,417
So, my cousin is what?
274
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,750
Is it Cherokee? Is it Sioux?
Is it Apache?
275
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,625
- No, it's not a Cherokee.
- Oh, what a shame, what a shame.
276
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:29,375
It is on the other side of its origins.
277
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:30,917
Ah yes, French therefore.
278
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,125
It's hard to escape that.
Bouvier-Sauvage are
279
00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,875
a big French family
since... wow!
280
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,167
A long, long time ago. But...
281
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,375
French cousins,
It must be at least 122.
282
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,208
- 122?
- Yes, at least 122.
283
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,958
So I can't say
Let him jump for joy.
284
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,833
Yes, but to be precise...
285
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,250
your cousin is not
completely French.
286
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,208
Oh, no?
287
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,500
Damn, here we go again.
288
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,375
When you say it is not entirely French,
Is it Portuguese?
289
00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,917
- No!
- Oh yes? Fortunately.
290
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,750
He is...
Don't tell me it's German.
291
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,167
- No, neither. Your cousin is Turkish.
- What?
292
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,542
Here we go again.
293
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,417
What do you mean, are you Turkish?
294
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,042
What nonsense is that
what are you saying?
295
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,292
- Let's check your test.
- No, let's go but leave.
296
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,792
- Yes, let's check.
- Of course not.
297
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:19,125
- They won't screw me twice.
- Fr�d�ric...
298
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,333
It's not that serious either.
299
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,500
Ah, after all we have Cherokee here.
300
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,792
- What is that?
- 85%!
301
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,708
- Are you kidding me?
- Damn...
302
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:32,917
How do you turn this off?
303
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,875
- 85%...
- Wait.
304
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,500
I don't understand.
305
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,792
Your daughter has been warned.
306
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,500
She works here.
She is formidable.
307
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,250
- I don't want to know.
- We called him after his test
308
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,667
to report the error to you.
309
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:48,250
She knows and hasn't told me anything?
You will listen to me.
310
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:50,000
It's also not...
311
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,625
I'm not French.
312
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,667
Well, no.
Well, it's not serious.
313
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,958
- I'm 0% French.
- Yeah, like yogurt.
314
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,500
- Sorry?
- How...
315
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:02,167
- His name is Mehmet S�leymanoglu.
- Balls!
316
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,292
- Tell him something?
- No, there's no Mehmets!
317
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,958
Why not a Behbet?
318
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,667
Anyway, in your family,
319
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,167
There must be some geeks.
320
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,500
- Oh, Frédéric!
- I understand your surprise.
321
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,500
But well, you'll have to be strong.
322
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,833
- Strong as a Turk.
- Very funny.
323
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,208
So, is everything? Enough already?
324
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,125
Are we done yet? I don't have
325
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:25,333
an Albanian half-brother, Pacifier?
A Senegalese grandmother, Piroueta?
326
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:26,917
Done, thank you!
327
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:28,625
Poor man!
328
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,292
He is much more tolerant
of what it was.
329
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,500
- Fortunately!
- Well, I'll go.
330
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,750
We had a very high error rate
in our tests.
331
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,625
We detected the Cherokee, we lost the Turk.
332
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
What a bummer.
333
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,000
Ready.
334
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,583
Anything that is quick bandages,
nails, hair, fur,
335
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,333
gave bad results.
336
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,833
- Oh yes?
- Very inaccurate.
337
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,208
Now,
We only use the swab.
338
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,667
- Oh yes?
- It's the only reliable thing.
339
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,250
- Mmh mmh.
- I have to leave you.
340
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,750
I will receive the mayor of Gironde
341
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,917
who discovered
which is 45% Tunisian.
342
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,333
Who knew!
343
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,917
Another 5% and I would be obliged
to expel himself.
344
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,250
Said quick bandages
345
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:04,750
Aren't they very reliable?
346
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,542
No, high error rate.
347
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,250
My test, I did it like this.
With the quick dressing.
348
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,042
- What a bummer!
- Mmh.
349
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,083
Want to try again?
350
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,875
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
351
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,208
Oh, no. Oh, no.
352
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,583
Oh no!
353
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,167
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no.
354
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,083
No, no.
355
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:27,583
No.
356
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,375
What is this fool doing?
357
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,792
- You cannot park there.
- Yes, we're leaving now.
358
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,583
You have to go right now.
359
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,792
I'm waiting for someone. Two minutes.
360
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:39,417
Documents.
361
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,917
Why are you asking me for the documents?
362
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,250
I'm as French as you,
or even more.
363
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,708
So what are these ways?
364
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,792
- Vehicle documents.
- What?
365
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,542
It's French. It's a Peugeot.
366
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,208
There is no more French!
367
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:53,917
I am French. He is French.
368
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,792
Okay, thanks. Follow!
369
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,167
Good
that you are more relaxed.
370
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,333
He would have taken it badly, his Turkish cousin.
371
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,375
Come on, open it.
372
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:05,916
Turkish, Turkish!
373
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:06,916
What are you doing?
374
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,458
Well, I'm going to open the cartridge.
375
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:11,791
Ah, a kebab.
376
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,291
No?
377
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:18,791
Here, this is yours.
378
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,291
- What is this?
- A fine. It was poorly parked.
379
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,791
Offense to authority? This is not for me.
380
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,958
I'm just a foreigner
ten minutes ago
381
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,875
- and I already have a fine. Bravo, France!
- France welcomes him.
382
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,542
It is necessary to respect
the laws of the Republic.
383
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,333
I'll stay with her.
I wasn't the one who was parked badly.
384
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,625
- Seat belt.
- Huh?
385
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,875
Here, we put on the belt.
386
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,250
Yes, we'll buckle up.
387
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,333
- The belt.
- Yes!
388
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,667
- I don't like it very much.
- Too classic.
389
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,208
- I don't think so.
- It sounds like a sigh.
390
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,208
I must say I love it
sighs.
391
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,958
- No, it's actually pretty.
- Oh!
392
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,917
- You, come with me.
- What, what was it?
393
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,292
What's going on here?
394
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,667
I wanted to talk to my daughter,
for the purpose of marriage.
395
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,583
First, "Good morning, Nicole."
396
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:01,875
Yes, good morning, Nicole.
397
00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:02,958
Well...
398
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,208
Well, sorry.
399
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,167
- When were you thinking about telling me about this?
- But from what?
400
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,333
I am Turkish.
When were you thinking about talking to me about this?
401
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:14,250
- But how do you...
- I just came from the laboratory.
402
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,292
When were you thinking of telling me about this?
403
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,458
Well, I wasn't thinking about telling you.
404
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,458
By the way you reacted,
me and mom found it
405
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,292
- which was more prudent.
- Does your mother know?
406
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,333
Obviously.
407
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,542
- With the rent?
- Catherine?
408
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,667
- Yes?
- Can you come here for a minute?
409
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,333
But what is happening?
410
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,167
Can you come, please?
411
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,042
- Yes. What's going on?
- I'm going.
412
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,167
Yes, thank you.
413
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,333
Oh, well, I...
414
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,542
"Goodbye, Nicole."
415
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:42,375
- Huh?
- "Bye, Nicole."
416
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:43,500
Bye, Nicole.
417
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,375
- What time will I be back?
- I'll call him.
418
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,167
- Ah, then I won't be back.
- Exactly.
419
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,333
What's going on?
420
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,167
I'm Turkish!
You knew and you didn't say anything.
421
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,125
It seems to me that I did well.
422
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:57,000
I'm 85% Turkish!
423
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,167
- How would I react?
- Badly.
424
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,792
Well, about that,
we agree.
425
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,583
You could react well
and that would change everything.
426
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,417
It's funny,
everyone tells me that lately.
427
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,167
It's just that I'm the only one who's Turkish
for now, obviously!
428
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:14,000
- Does Nicole know too?
- Oh, not Nicole.
429
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,292
- No, but Franois does.
- François yes?
430
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,125
So everyone, actually!
431
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,292
In a couple,
It says it all, doesn't it?
432
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,083
Tell that to your mother.
They don't tell me anything.
433
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,750
You are not able to hear.
You are intolerant and proud.
434
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,333
Sorry, darling,
I had completely forgotten
435
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,375
that it was entirely my fault.
436
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,458
My Turkish cousin,
were they going to tell me about him?
437
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,792
- What Turkish cousin?
- Do you have a Turkish cousin?
438
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:36,917
Unfortunately, yes.
439
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,750
I have 60% DNA in common with him.
I have them here.
440
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,125
- Sorry.
- I'm very glad this amused you, Catherine.
441
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,125
- They must have laughed at me a lot.
- Of course not, dad,
442
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,792
- we don't laugh at you.
- Yes, once,
443
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,542
- when you called the cat Erdogan.
- Yes, yes.
444
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,542
Because that cat was a little tyrant.
445
00:19:58,708 --> 00:19:59,875
But that cat is not Turkish,
446
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:03,333
I liked to remember.
I would never have bought a Turkish cat!
447
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,083
- Go there.
- That's all, it's as simple as that.
448
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,958
They want to know, but...
449
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,708
- Oh, I didn't happen to tell you!
- Mmh?
450
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,792
Your burgundy is ordered.
451
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,208
Fuck you.
452
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,667
"Thank you". "Thank you"...
453
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,833
Fr�d�ric let me go alone,
as is obvious.
454
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,875
He started with DNA testing again.
It was hell.
455
00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:28,042
Fr�dric, Catherine and Alice
they discussed.
456
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,500
I preferred to leave.
457
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,167
It looked violent.
458
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,583
I know why.
I'm up to date with everything.
459
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,375
- Are you up to date?
No, I can't tell you anything.
460
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:37,458
It has to come from him.
461
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,333
- This is...
- It's what?
462
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,917
The lab called. Fr�d�ric is Turkish.
463
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,250
And, hold on tight: he has a Turkish cousin
464
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,500
whose name is Mehmet S�leymanoglu.
465
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,875
It's not French anymore!
466
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,917
Oh my god!
467
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,042
Isn't it a Cherokee anymore?
468
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,958
It's Cherokee and Turkish.
But it is no longer French.
469
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,875
0%, like yogurt.
470
00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:58,208
Like yogurt?
471
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,250
As if to say Petit-Suisse.
472
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,708
- Is he Swiss?
- Of course not! He's sweet...
473
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,000
Anyway, it's no longer French.
474
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,583
Oh my god!
475
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,875
Beautiful pedigree,
the Count of Janzac of Galatasaray.
476
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,625
Do you think it's funny?
477
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,958
- No.
- It doesn't give me any grace.
478
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:15,958
Okay, that's enough.
479
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:18,125
- It's not my fault either.
- No?
480
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,208
Oh, Bobby!
481
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,625
God save the queen!
482
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:25,250
Nothing should spoil the marriage.
Did you hear the kids?
483
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,292
François was very clear.
You're not going to start the DNA test again, are you?
484
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:32,375
Oh, of course not!
This is over, darling, for who you are.
485
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,750
The guy from the lab said
That wasn't very reliable.
486
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:38,542
Not very reliable.
That it was better to check.
487
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,167
"Inouf" is "inouf"!
488
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,292
"Shit ouf the lickt".
489
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,500
- What?
- "Shit ouf the lickt".
490
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,083
What, get out of bed?
491
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,750
Turn off the light.
492
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:50,833
Oh!
493
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,500
"Switch off the light".
494
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:53,792
Yeah.
495
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,792
- Because "shit", in English...
- Shit!
496
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,625
Oh, you see? When you want it, you can do it.
497
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,625
I can't take this story anymore
498
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,125
from Turkish.
499
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,083
But where are you going?
500
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,958
Sleeping in my room.
501
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,750
Fridric, you won't start again
with your nonsense.
502
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,250
You're Turkish, we want to know,
and that doesn't change anything.
503
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,667
Or accept,
or you sleep in the basement.
504
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,125
That's quick, huh?
505
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:17,250
What is fast?
506
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,833
As a foreigner,
I'm already taking it everywhere.
507
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,625
One question, just to know:
508
00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,667
would you prefer me to leave the room
or from France?
509
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,250
The room is great for me.
510
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,792
Bright.
511
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:29,792
Well, agreed.
512
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,625
When the stranger prowls,
the Frenchman closes down.
513
00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,750
It's beautiful, the France of Lights!
514
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,917
No, the light! Shit!
515
00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:50,708
Ah, it's the muezzin!
516
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,250
It's the muezzin!
517
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,833
- I'm coming.
- What do you say?
518
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,750
It is the call to prayer.
519
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:03,875
It's not the muezzin,
It's the pool alarm.
520
00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:06,583
- He is sure?
- Oh yes, absolutely sure.
521
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,833
Well, I'm going back to bed.
Why did I think of that?
522
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,917
- Hey!
- Yes?
523
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,000
You have to turn off the alarm.
524
00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,583
Oh yes.
525
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,708
The egg.
526
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,708
Sausage...
527
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,042
Good morning, dear.
528
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:33,500
Good morning, dear.
529
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:35,208
Your coffee is ready.
530
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,000
I'm laughing because I wonder
if the Turk had a good night.
531
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,500
- Shhh!
- No, I don't say anything.
532
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:44,000
I don't know why he messed with all this,
533
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:47,000
but whoever seeks hum-hum,
ends up finding it.
534
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,833
In your defense,
the tests are not easy.
535
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,708
- Honestly...
- That's what the laboratory director says.
536
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:53,958
Mmh!
537
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:58,292
There, you... you... You...
538
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,417
- You...
- Yes?
539
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,083
Don't you want to do them again?
540
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,583
Oh no, that doesn't interest me at all.
We are as we are.
541
00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:07,208
Mmh, you're right.
542
00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:08,500
Tell me something,
543
00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:10,292
didn't you take the test again?
544
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:11,875
Oh, of course not, anyway...
545
00:24:12,042 --> 00:24:14,000
Oh, of course not, no.
Of course not, of course not!
546
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:15,125
No, no, no...
547
00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:16,208
Of course not.
548
00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,125
Of course... Of course not.
549
00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:42,833
Forgive me, Father, because I have sinned.
550
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,667
I hear you, my son.
551
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:48,542
There are things that are...
552
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,458
difficult to confess.
553
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:54,417
It's here to be forgiven,
and not to be judged.
554
00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:56,708
It's easy to say, but...
555
00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:59,625
Well, there are things that are unconfessable.
556
00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,500
Not to the Lord, my son.
557
00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:04,125
Good.
558
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:07,458
Ehr, I'm...
559
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:08,708
How?
560
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,667
I am...
561
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:15,250
Sorry, my son,
I still don't hear it.
562
00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:17,458
Is it hard on the ears or what?
563
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,958
I am... I am...
564
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,333
Higher!
565
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,042
I'm Turkish! Ready!
566
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:26,333
Are you happy?
567
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,792
But this is formidable.
It is not a sin.
568
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,000
What do you mean, it's not a sin?
Sorry,
569
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:33,125
my ancestors sinned a long time ago.
570
00:25:33,292 --> 00:25:34,583
- No.
- Yes.
571
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:38,750
The Lord invites you to open up
to cultures and welcoming them.
572
00:25:38,917 --> 00:25:40,375
Remember these words:
573
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,375
"No culture is above another,
574
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,083
"because, above all,
we are human beings."
575
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,875
What conversation is this?
576
00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:48,583
What bad luck for me, I got it
577
00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:51,667
the only left-wing priest in the diocese,
wasn't it?
578
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,083
What punishment!
579
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,458
- My son?
- Yes?
580
00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,500
There's no reason to get upset.
581
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,125
Yes, forgive me, Father, but...
582
00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,500
Mr. Father,
What is its origin?
583
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:03,458
French. Why?
584
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:06,250
You are very lucky.
585
00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:13,792
How are you?
586
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:16,167
- I'm the one asking you.
- So-so.
587
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,292
So-so.
588
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,583
Come on, the wedding cake, hurry up.
The faster, the better.
589
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,542
Let's go.
590
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,792
Look there,
It's a new car!
591
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,375
I wanted to surprise you.
592
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,708
No, it's not true, no...
593
00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:30,833
- Did you buy another Mercedes?
- Yes.
594
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,833
After all, I'm a bit German.
595
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,833
I soon saw it when I looked at him.
596
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,125
Magnificent, isn't it?
597
00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:38,375
Very happy for you, G�rard.
598
00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:40,042
- Thank you, Fr�d�ric.
- Well, that's it,
599
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,083
You know very well how much I respect Peugeot.
600
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,083
- Mmh...
- Of course yes!
601
00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:46,708
Seriously, I respect it.
But now, it has changed category.
602
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:49,000
Welcome to the world of luxury
603
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,375
- and good taste.
- Well, good taste.
604
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:52,625
Huh?
605
00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:53,458
But what...?
606
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,625
I can't believe it...
607
00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,042
What is this?
608
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,417
Is this scrap?
609
00:26:57,875 --> 00:26:59,125
Oh, well... Oh!
610
00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:00,583
It's not a Mercedes.
611
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,667
A Peugeot!
What's going on?
612
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:04,417
Oh!
613
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,167
Was this supposed to be funny?
614
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,792
I'm just kidding you.
615
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,875
Being Turkish doesn't change anything.
Still snobbish and arrogant.
616
00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:12,542
Thank you, yes.
617
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,208
It wasn't a compliment.
618
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,292
Geht's them.
619
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,375
Well, are you going to put that Formula 1 to work?
620
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:21,083
For sure. Hop!
621
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,250
And that's it.
622
00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:23,917
Oh, well, in that case...
623
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,625
Just by the noise of the engine,
I had immediately realized.
624
00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:28,292
- Of course.
- Oh yes.
625
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,917
It looks like a lawnmower.
626
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,708
- But who's calling him?
- Nobody.
627
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,167
How do you reject the call?
628
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,875
How do you turn this off?
629
00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,750
This technology is poorly made!
630
00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:42,875
No, wait.
It has to be delicately.
631
00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:45,125
It works very well. That's it, that's it.
I am yes?
632
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:46,708
Good morning, Mr Martin.
633
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,083
- it's from the laboratory.
- Yes?
634
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,625
Your DNA test results have arrived.
635
00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:52,417
- Excellent, thank you.
- Ah, then let's go.
636
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:53,417
Like this?
637
00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:57,125
You little son.
Why didn't you tell me that?
638
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:59,417
First, I don't need to tell him anything.
639
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,625
And then, the tests are not reliable.
640
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:04,000
Maybe
I'm not even 50% German.
641
00:28:04,167 --> 00:28:05,000
We don't know.
642
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,917
Not knowing anything, believe me,
Sometimes it's better.
643
00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:10,167
With the father I have, I prefer to know.
644
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,833
The new
Maybe it comes from your mother's side.
645
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,250
No, my mother was from Berry.
646
00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:15,500
Was she naughty?
647
00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:18,667
De Bru�re-Allichamps, right in the center.
Didn't know?
648
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,958
No, no, no.
649
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:21,958
I leave it at the bakery.
650
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,375
No, I'll go with you.
651
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:24,542
I'd rather not.
652
00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:27,875
I'll go with you!
Otherwise, I'll tell everyone.
653
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,750
Good God...
654
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,500
Oh, how sweet.
655
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,792
And here is the result of your test,
656
00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:39,583
- Mr. Martin.
- It's really necessary,
657
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,042
the cartoon?
658
00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,750
- It's warmer.
- Yes,
659
00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:45,333
It's true.
I also find it warmer.
660
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,292
For others, yes.
661
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,375
- Here it is.
- But wait, is... is it serious?
662
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:50,708
No.
663
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,833
Ah, well, there you have it.
664
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:57,625
I'm German.
665
00:28:57,792 --> 00:28:59,542
Okay, there you have it, I'm German.
666
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:00,833
My father didn't lie to me.
667
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,667
The little doll in shorts.
668
00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:04,875
It's funny.
I like it, it's funny.
669
00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:07,667
- Well, come on, let's go.
- Wait, Mr. Martin.
670
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,125
Call me Gerhart.
671
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,500
Goodbye.
672
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,625
It's not over yet.
673
00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:14,333
Like this?
674
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,000
Sit down, G�rard!
675
00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,458
What's going on?
676
00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:19,750
The other 50 percent.
677
00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:21,542
It's simple, my mother was naughty.
678
00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,500
More French was impossible.
679
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:24,958
Mmh...
680
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:27,500
What? What was it?
681
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,042
Screw this.
682
00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:32,125
Wow, what a scene.
683
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,875
Wait a minute, what am I?
684
00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:35,125
Wow, what a fuck.
685
00:29:35,292 --> 00:29:37,667
- What flag is that?
- It's complicated.
686
00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:39,333
Isn't it Berry's?
687
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,083
- No, it's Algeria.
- Screw this.
688
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:43,208
- Oh...
- 50% German,
689
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:45,667
50% Algerian, that's it.
690
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:48,500
My mother? But why...
691
00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,625
Are you okay, G�rard?
692
00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:52,958
- You're all white.
- I wish.
693
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,417
I don't understand.
694
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,333
But it's not possible. My mother...
695
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,042
My... my mother...
696
00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,833
She is... My mother...
697
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,750
- There is an error.
- Mr Martin,
698
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:05,583
if you need,
We have support groups.
699
00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,250
Usually they help a lot.
700
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,625
Danke Schon.
701
00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:10,625
Choukran.
702
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,417
I don't even know anymore.
703
00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:14,333
I don't even know anymore...
704
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,750
I don't even know anymore.
705
00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:17,917
But what bad luck!
706
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,458
What do we pay you for?
It only announces catastrophes.
707
00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,167
Did you see the state he was in?
708
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,458
"Mom, mom, mom"...
709
00:30:25,625 --> 00:30:28,083
A man his age, completely adrift.
710
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:31,208
Father!
711
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,333
Father?
712
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:34,583
Yes?
713
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,125
Where are you?
714
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,542
In the kitchen.
715
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,417
Oh.
716
00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:52,250
What was it?
What a face that is!
717
00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:55,208
Father...
718
00:30:56,792 --> 00:30:59,667
I'm half...Algerian?
719
00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:04,375
Yes.
720
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,833
Father...
721
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,375
Why didn't you tell me?
722
00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:13,208
You asked about my family,
not your mother's.
723
00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,875
Oh, father!
724
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:19,083
- Why didn't mom tell me anything?
- She wanted to tell you, but...
725
00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,083
left too soon.
726
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:25,708
But wasn't her mother called Alice?
727
00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:27,625
A�cha.
728
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,667
A�cha?
729
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:32,458
Why did you change your name?
It's beautiful.
730
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,000
At that time, it wasn't easy.
731
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:36,333
We did everything to be accepted.
732
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,583
Would you like some mint tea?
733
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,500
No, not now, thank you.
734
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:42,458
And I don't want beer either.
735
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:44,750
Why didn't they tell me anything?
736
00:31:44,917 --> 00:31:46,750
There are secrets in every family.
737
00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:48,667
In ours, that's all there is.
738
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,167
Yes.
739
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,167
Hmm?
740
00:31:55,792 --> 00:31:57,333
Where are you going?
741
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:01,792
Where are you going, dad?
742
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,583
I won't
to your secret German room.
743
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,875
I don't want to see him again.
744
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,875
I still have nightmares about it.
745
00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:11,083
It's not my secret room.
746
00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:13,292
It was your mother's.
747
00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:23,125
Here we are again.
748
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:25,583
Oh, no.
749
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,667
Well, come on in.
750
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:37,708
No, there are too many lies,
Too many trinkets.
751
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,750
- You're exaggerating.
- With these secret divisions,
752
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:42,583
I understand perfectly
Why was the house so small?
753
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,250
It was to protect you.
754
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,250
I can't, Dad. It's too much.
755
00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:48,667
This is already too much.
756
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,792
A digestive to revive,
That's exactly what you need.
757
00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:58,208
- Are you sure they're not here?
- They're at the tailor's.
758
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:00,292
Here.
759
00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,542
I'm not French.
760
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,208
My father lied to me.
761
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,458
- My mother didn't tell me anything.
- It's a lot.
762
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,167
That's why you also have to drink a lot.
763
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,208
Strength. Come on, at once!
764
00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:13,292
- Huh?
- Oh, are they there? Is everything okay?
765
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:14,292
No.
766
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,750
(I didn't say anything to Nicole.)
767
00:33:16,917 --> 00:33:18,375
Oh yes, agreed. No, no.
768
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:20,333
It's okay, it's wonderful.
769
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,833
You just told me no.
770
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,375
I was wrong.
But after all, everything is fine.
771
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:28,042
Have you been sunbathing?
You have a good face.
772
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,500
- I don't think so.
- What's going on?
773
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:33,042
Is there a problem?
Tell me what's going on.
774
00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:35,000
Strength, it's nothing, it's nothing.
775
00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:37,167
I know you as if I made you.
776
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,667
Tell me what's going on.
777
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,667
It's my father!
778
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,875
What? Did your father die?
779
00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:44,458
- No, worse.
- Are you sick?
780
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:45,583
Are you almost dying?
781
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,708
No, it's not my father!
It's my mother.
782
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,250
- Did your mother die?
- Oh, yes.
783
00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:50,208
My God,
784
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:51,875
- how horrible.
- Regarding that, fine.
785
00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:53,458
- It was 50 years ago.
- Phew. I mean...
786
00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:55,583
Yes, it was a long time ago.
Perhaps.
787
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:58,500
- But there are things that come to light.
- What things come to light?
788
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,292
I'm German, on my father's side.
789
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,750
But we already know that.
You have to overcome!
790
00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:07,583
You're not going to start again, are you?
791
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,167
And I'm...
792
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:12,125
- And I'm...
- Stay strong, my dear.
793
00:34:12,292 --> 00:34:14,250
Say it. It will set you free.
794
00:34:15,042 --> 00:34:16,250
Algerian, on his mother's side.
795
00:34:16,417 --> 00:34:17,792
- Well, this one is strong.
- What?
796
00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:20,500
Yes. My father and mother lied to me,
both.
797
00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,250
- Yeah.
- And where did that come from?
798
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:25,292
I mean, it's complicated.
799
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:26,583
How complicated?
800
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,750
Like something that is not simple.
801
00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:29,833
It's complicated, that's it.
802
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,667
How did you know?
803
00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,750
Now that's a good question.
804
00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:37,083
- Oh...
- Well, actually... Well,
805
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,875
- actually...
- Don't tell me you took another test?
806
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:42,875
I did.
807
00:34:43,042 --> 00:34:44,167
I confirm, he did another
808
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,958
DNA test.
And I advised him not to do that.
809
00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:48,958
- There it starts again.
- I didn't do anything.
810
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:49,958
Yes, start again.
811
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,375
- Is this a joke?
- I wish I did.
812
00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:53,625
Incorrigible.
813
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,000
I didn't do anything.
He was the one who asked!
814
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:57,333
I couldn't help it.
815
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,542
I wanted to know.
816
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,333
I asked you about the test,
and you told me no.
817
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,833
Yes.
818
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,625
- You lied to me, G�rard.
- No!
819
00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:06,083
This is the first time.
820
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,250
- I highly doubt it.
- What? But what is that?!
821
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,625
I'm sorry, baby.
822
00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:12,958
- But I'm not French!
- Me neither.
823
00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,667
We're not talking about you.
Poupougne!
824
00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:17,875
Thanks for the support, Poupougne.
825
00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:20,583
Alice and François warned:
826
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,417
no discussions.
Come on, Raus.
827
00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:23,583
Get out of here, go.
828
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,292
This could end very badly!
829
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,083
- Dear!
- Don't say anything,
830
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,625
You'll end up saying something stupid.
831
00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:33,833
- We are fragile!
- Away with the fragile!
832
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:37,042
Close this door!
833
00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:40,042
You are on the streets of bitterness,
the country of human rights.
834
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,708
Zebi!
835
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,958
The Bouvier-Sauvage order?
I will check.
836
00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:47,375
Bouvier-Sauvage-Martin.
837
00:35:47,542 --> 00:35:50,042
Sorry, it was faster.
838
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:51,875
"Martin" is even faster.
839
00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:53,208
- Is she there?
- I will see.
840
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:54,292
Ah, Mr. Sauvage,
841
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:55,792
How are you?
842
00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:57,708
Ah, Mr. Ribeiro,
How are you?
843
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,333
It's okay, it's okay.
844
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,625
Do you remember me?
845
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:03,208
A German who sells Peugeots
don't forget.
846
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,292
Yeah.
847
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,250
- How's it going?
- Get going.
848
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,250
Come get your croissants?
849
00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,583
I came to order
for my daughter's wedding.
850
00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,417
- And my son's.
- Don't tell me!
851
00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:15,208
I came to look for
the Da Silvas' wedding cake.
852
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,000
- She gets married today.
- How great.
853
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,458
Don't know them yet?
854
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:20,292
No, not yet.
855
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,667
You have to know. I came
with the Da Costas,
856
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,917
the Oliveira, the Pereira, the Da Punto.
857
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:27,500
Always in a group.
This is fantastic.
858
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,542
Oh, here it is. Look at this.
859
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,167
- What is that?
- Cream pastries,
860
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,917
a traditional Portuguese sweet.
861
00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:35,708
In a tiered cake?
862
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:38,833
Yes, on floors.
Either way, it's incredible.
863
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,750
He does everything in a layered manner.
864
00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:42,875
Tiered cake with Turkish delights...
865
00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:45,292
Turkish delights?
Are you aware of this?
866
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,833
No, they could also be gazelle horns.
867
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,708
Why would they have to be gazelle horns?
868
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,417
Are you aware of anything?
869
00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,792
Of course not.
Why? Is there anything to know?
870
00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:55,792
Nothing.
871
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:58,708
- Good thing, because I don't know anything.
- Better.
872
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,458
Alright then.
Come on, goodbye everyone.
873
00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:02,750
He knows.
874
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:03,875
- He doesn't know anything.
- You know, you know.
875
00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:05,167
- But how...
- Of course.
876
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,667
- He doesn't know anything. It's impossible.
- He knows.
877
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,958
But how would he know?
878
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,250
I'll call Nicole.
She will listen to me.
879
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:14,500
If she's telling anyone everything...
This won't stay like this.
880
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:19,500
- Pay too much, she won't like it.
- No? But it must be expensive.
881
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,125
Uh there.
882
00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:22,708
- Look.
- Mmh, mmh...
883
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:23,708
Yes?
884
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,958
Oh, hello, honey!
How are you?
885
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:28,583
- Look at the greaser.
- What happened?
886
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:33,042
I just ordered the wedding cake.
Okay, matter resolved.
887
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,542
Do you want a medal?
888
00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:37,000
We just ordered the wedding cake.
889
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,417
- Is there anything else news, dear?
- None.
890
00:37:39,583 --> 00:37:42,083
Don't wait for me tonight.
I'm going to sleep at Catherine's house.
891
00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:44,833
- Oh yes?
- We still have a lot to do.
892
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,333
We are quieter without you.
893
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,833
Nicole goes to sleep in the castle.
894
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,625
- But why?
- Exactly, Fr�d�ric asked... Am I?
895
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:52,958
But...
896
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:55,417
Turned off.
897
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,583
But where am I going to sleep?
898
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,125
- In your house.
- It's already hell with Catherine,
899
00:38:01,292 --> 00:38:03,292
and if now, if you'll excuse me, I apologize,
900
00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:06,667
Nicole is also there,
That's why I don't set foot there.
901
00:38:08,042 --> 00:38:09,292
Oh no, not in my house.
902
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:12,333
Oh no! And with me,
when it's no, it's no.
903
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,542
No.
904
00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:15,708
Ready.
905
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:18,917
Okay, come in.
906
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:20,667
- Oh!
- Ready.
907
00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:24,500
It has a very nice hut.
908
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,083
I don't know if that's the right term.
But it could be...
909
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,458
Thank you for welcoming me,
I promise not to bother you.
910
00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:31,375
Now, this is perfectly normal.
911
00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:34,792
My mother would have been happy.
At home, hospitality counts.
912
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,667
Uh.
913
00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,083
Look, my dear mother.
914
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:41,708
A beautiful woman.
915
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:43,917
Thanks.
916
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,417
Okay, the guest room is over there.
917
00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:51,292
I'm a little disappointed.
I wanted the same color as my car,
918
00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,583
- but this is too clear.
- The ceiling is low.
919
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,542
Oh no, 2.80 meters, normal.
920
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,958
It is excellent for a villa.
But we, in the castle,
921
00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:00,583
we are used to being 3.60 meters,
922
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,583
or 4...
We went up to 5.20 meters.
923
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:05,542
- We're not in the castle.
- And where is your room?
924
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:07,500
Here it is.
925
00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:09,333
As Nicole calls it,
926
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,250
the master room.
927
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:14,042
- It's perfect, I'll keep it.
- It's mine!
928
00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:17,500
It's very kind of you to lend it to me.
I have a high ceiling.
929
00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:20,625
Otherwise I feel like I'm sleeping
in a den of rats.
930
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,083
No, Frédéric!
931
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:24,458
Thank you, G�rard.
932
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,208
Oh... Good God.
933
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,208
Did you sleep well?
934
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,125
No, so-so.
935
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,708
I slept like a baby.
936
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,458
I borrowed your robe,
937
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,292
which is not silk,
but it works perfectly.
938
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:49,708
I see, yes.
939
00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:53,458
Oh, there isn't
coffee bean machine?
940
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,583
No.
941
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,417
And... and capsules too?
942
00:39:56,583 --> 00:40:00,375
The ceiling is very low
for an automatic machine.
943
00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:01,750
Were you offended?
944
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:03,542
But it works perfectly, ha!
945
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,458
He was a little offended. Well.
946
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:09,333
Does it look good on me?
947
00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,417
Oh yes.
Give it color.
948
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,583
Mmh.
949
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,292
- It's not a little too much...
- What? Fruity?
950
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,667
Yes.
951
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:18,708
Fruit salad.
952
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,792
? Jolie, jolie, jolie ?
953
00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:24,875
It feels good to change your style.
954
00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:27,917
I would like to change the decor,
but Fridric won't leave me.
955
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:30,667
He makes a point of maintaining his distinctive medieval style.
956
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,208
Well, at least that's what he says.
957
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:35,125
Yes, well, Fridric,
I feel like saying...
958
00:40:35,292 --> 00:40:36,125
he's not here.
959
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,500
- Oh!
- It's busy!
960
00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:42,625
Yes, I already noticed!
961
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,417
Do you only have Ax deodorant?
962
00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:48,208
Yes, I only have Axe.
I like Axe, yes.
963
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:49,500
Well.
964
00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:51,500
But you don't need to add so much!
965
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:54,833
Don't add so much, I told you!
966
00:40:55,958 --> 00:40:57,667
This is the aroma of passion...
967
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,708
It burns a little.
968
00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:04,167
Oh no, you really put too much on it.
969
00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,750
It's possible.
I sprayed myself so much...
970
00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:09,333
- which even bothers me.
- I'll leave you
971
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,458
there on the corner.
972
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:13,125
I don't want anything
Let them see you arrive in a Peugeot.
973
00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:15,917
It's very delicate of you.
974
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:17,667
Thank you very much.
975
00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:22,208
- It was a joke.
- Huh?
976
00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:23,292
No, nothing.
977
00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:31,375
Okay, here it is perfect for me.
978
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,667
Goodbye.
979
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:39,667
Hello.
This is Mehmet S�leymanoglu,
980
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,958
your Turkish cousin.
I come to visit you in France.
981
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:46,792
And I'm very happy
to meet my family in Bordeaux.
982
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:47,917
I don't.
983
00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:52,417
And I can't wait
for seeing this spectacular castle.
984
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:56,250
I would dare say
"our castle"?
985
00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:58,417
See you very, very soon.
986
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,583
Did you hear this?
"Our castle".
987
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:03,292
We already know the genre,
he wants a share of the inheritance.
988
00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:05,167
He has no right to anything,
989
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,917
- Isn't that true?
- Legally,
990
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:09,917
your cousin may object
your father's will.
991
00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:12,500
What? Scoundrel!
992
00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,333
What a thief! Swindler!
993
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,583
But the process can last ten years.
994
00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:18,458
It is long and painful.
995
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,417
Be careful with him.
996
00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:23,208
I'll kick him in the ass,
and he soon returns to Türkiye.
997
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,542
Be more cunning,
998
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,458
more sly.
999
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,875
Let him reveal his intentions.
1000
00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:30,667
And, at that time, we react.
1001
00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:33,583
Accordingly.
I think you're right.
1002
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:37,000
I'll try to be more cunning,
more sly.
1003
00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:38,542
Very good.
1004
00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:41,917
If he claims le ch�teau,
je lui archive le portal.
1005
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:43,917
It is a force of expression.
1006
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,000
We have to swallow this frog.
1007
00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:49,708
I warn you now, doctor,
as long as I'm alive,
1008
00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:51,500
the mameluco does not take a single vine.
1009
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:54,042
- Your cousin.
- Yes, unfortunately.
1010
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,583
It's so sad.
1011
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,542
Sylvain, Demba, thank you.
1012
00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:09,333
We have to admit, it was touching.
1013
00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,208
Huh?
1014
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,458
That's what it's for
1015
00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:13,875
the support group.
1016
00:43:14,042 --> 00:43:15,833
I'm no longer French, but...
1017
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,500
It's okay.
1018
00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,125
You're out of strength! Say it with more vigor.
1019
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:21,833
- I'm not French anymore, but...
- It's okay.
1020
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
This, whenever you want!
There is one thing that intrigues me.
1021
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,542
is that people
They still haven't realized
1022
00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:30,417
that DNA tests should be seen
avec pr�caution.
1023
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,792
Huh? Yeah.
Look at me, for example.
1024
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:36,042
Vietnamese and Congolese.
Who knew?
1025
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:37,083
Option.
1026
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,083
Oh, how wonderful.
1027
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,917
I can't take these monos anymore!
1028
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:43,208
To think they are all Turkish!
1029
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,625
- And this one, do you like it?
- What do you think?
1030
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:46,750
You have to marry her, don't you?
1031
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:51,667
Today,
we welcome a new member.
1032
00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:52,917
It's G�rard.
1033
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,625
G�rard, welcome.
1034
00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:57,000
If you want to say a few words,
1035
00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:59,958
I give you...
This staff is the staff of the word.
1036
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:02,250
Don't be ashamed. Relax.
1037
00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:05,792
I... My name is G�rard.
1038
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,042
I am no longer French.
1039
00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:08,500
It's okay.
1040
00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:11,625
"It's ok" is as if to say,
in fact.
1041
00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:14,792
I am 50% German and 50% Algerian.
1042
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:21,250
It hit me like a bomb.
My father lied to me my entire life.
1043
00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:24,708
My mother is no longer of this world,
and he didn't tell me anything either.
1044
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:28,292
I'm dealing with this badly,
because I'm between sauerkraut and couscous.
1045
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,167
So what am I?
1046
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,917
Am I the merguez? The sausage?
1047
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,458
I'm not dealing with this well.
1048
00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:36,917
You know, I'm 100% Belgian
and allergic to potatoes.
1049
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:39,042
We already know, Sylvia, we already know.
1050
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:40,708
- Come on, guys!
- It's okay.
1051
00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:42,958
- It's okay.
- It's okay.
1052
00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:45,042
- Dynamic, dynamic!
- It's okay.
1053
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,125
- Very well, very well.
- It's okay!
1054
00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:48,167
Stay strong, G�rard.
1055
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,375
It's okay!
1056
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:53,875
It's okay!
1057
00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:56,458
It's okay!
1058
00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,833
- It's okay!
1059
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,792
Everything is fine!
1060
00:45:03,208 --> 00:45:04,583
Now, G�rard...
1061
00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:05,792
No!
1062
00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:09,167
My lady,
1063
00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:11,625
look closely at these five men.
1064
00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:13,625
Recognize the Algerian
1065
00:45:13,792 --> 00:45:16,625
who sold him a Peugeot
pretending to be French?
1066
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:19,375
Yes. It's number 3!
1067
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,125
- But I didn't do anything!
- Liar!
1068
00:45:21,292 --> 00:45:22,417
Liar!
1069
00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:23,583
Liar!
1070
00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:24,792
"Loya"!
1071
00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:25,792
Huh?
1072
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,208
"Loya"!
1073
00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:28,375
I didn't understand.
1074
00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:29,708
Liar!
1075
00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:31,625
- Oh, yes.
- Liar.
1076
00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:33,458
I'm not Algerian! I'm German!
1077
00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:34,708
- Liar!
- Liar!
1078
00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,042
- Liar!
- Liar!
1079
00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:37,417
- Liar!
- Liar!
1080
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:38,292
Men...
1081
00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:39,708
Nicole!
1082
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,750
What are you doing here?
1083
00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:47,333
I had a nightmare.
I didn't want to sleep alone.
1084
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,000
The nightmare continues!
1085
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,042
You can continue, Mrs. Martin.
1086
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,125
The.
1087
00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:55,250
Ze.
1088
00:45:55,417 --> 00:45:56,375
The.
1089
00:45:56,542 --> 00:45:57,667
Ze.
1090
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,083
The.
1091
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:00,125
Ze.
1092
00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:00,917
The.
1093
00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:02,292
- Ze.
- The.
1094
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,292
Ze.
1095
00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,167
The.
1096
00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:05,208
- The.
- Yes!
1097
00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:06,417
Yes!
1098
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,875
Well! Good reflection, Nicole.
1099
00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:11,417
Sorry, I'm the husband of madam.
1100
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,708
- If I can...
- Of course.
1101
00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:14,417
What are you doing here?
1102
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:18,250
It's important to you,
So it's important to me.
1103
00:46:18,417 --> 00:46:19,417
Do we start again?
1104
00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:20,625
The.
1105
00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:21,792
Ze.
1106
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:23,542
- The.
- Ze.
1107
00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:25,125
The.
1108
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,417
The!
1109
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,250
It's very good, Nicole.
1110
00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:30,208
It's incredible the progress I've made.
1111
00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:31,167
"Samks."
1112
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:38,917
Hello.
1113
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:41,583
Hello. I'm Mehmet.
1114
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,125
Mehmet?
1115
00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:44,750
I'm the Turkish cousin.
1116
00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:46,750
Ah, the Turkish cousin!
1117
00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:48,417
- Yes, Mehmet.
- I'm sorry,
1118
00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:51,667
sorry. Catherine, Frédéric's wife.
Great pleasure.
1119
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:52,958
- Very good.
- Father?
1120
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:56,083
what a horrible mustache
and what a grotesque outfit!
1121
00:46:56,667 --> 00:46:58,208
No, it's not Friedrich.
1122
00:46:58,375 --> 00:46:59,792
It's his Turkish cousin, Mehmet.
1123
00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:02,167
- S�leymanoglu.
- Sorry!
1124
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:03,417
The Turkish cousin.
1125
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,125
No DNA test is needed.
1126
00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:07,125
- He thinks?
- Oh, I guess.
1127
00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:09,083
Come in, come in.
1128
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,583
- Do you want it?
- I want, I want.
1129
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:12,125
- I'll go in.
- Come in.
1130
00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:15,292
Very beautiful castle.
The fireplace,
1131
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,708
very impressive.
1132
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:19,292
Despite everything, I came to your session.
1133
00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:21,333
Enough to forgive everything?
1134
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,375
- Well...
- Well, that's not enough.
1135
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:26,083
- What car is this?
- A Mercedes.
1136
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,458
Of course, I know.
1137
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:30,250
- What do you do with him?
- Catherine lent it to me.
1138
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:32,083
Comfortable, and it moves!
1139
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,375
- Well...
- I love it.
1140
00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:34,958
But look, let me tell you,
1141
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:37,458
the automatic transmission is not a big deal,
consumes a lot of oil
1142
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:38,750
and stability is zero.
1143
00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:41,708
- Then tell me how much I owe you.
- For what?
1144
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,208
By periodic inspection.
1145
00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:44,792
Oh! Very funny.
1146
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:46,625
Oh, fuck...
1147
00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:47,958
Wow!
1148
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,583
"R" means reverse gear.
1149
00:47:56,583 --> 00:48:00,875
I was very surprised
upon discovering a family in Bordeaux.
1150
00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:03,375
And what an impressive family!
1151
00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:04,875
A very international family.
1152
00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:07,958
- I have Portuguese origins.
- Oh!
1153
00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,625
I am Turkish
since Suleim the Magnificent.
1154
00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:14,125
I studied History
at Istanbul University.
1155
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:15,042
my husband
1156
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:16,625
He is passionate about History.
1157
00:48:16,792 --> 00:48:18,875
- It's a shame he's not here.
- What a shame.
1158
00:48:19,042 --> 00:48:20,042
Fr�d�ric is someone
1159
00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:23,542
who likes other cultures,
always curious about others.
1160
00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:26,458
Cosmopolitan, a curious cousin, therefore.
1161
00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:29,333
I will confide in you
so they don't repeat it.
1162
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,292
I am
1163
00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:32,833
from a very rich family.
1164
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,875
We own
half of Istanbul's land.
1165
00:48:36,042 --> 00:48:37,375
Oh? Oh yes, not bad.
1166
00:48:37,542 --> 00:48:39,875
- When my father was murdered...
- My God!
1167
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:40,833
What happened?
1168
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,125
- A mistake.
- Oh!
1169
00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:46,333
A stupid story of adultery that...
1170
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,208
But... not proven.
1171
00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,083
I joined the real estate company
of the family.
1172
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:54,792
Big family, big responsibilities.
1173
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,083
Why are you laughing?
1174
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:00,167
Sorry.
1175
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:01,250
Why are you laughing?
1176
00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:02,500
What are you saying,
1177
00:49:02,667 --> 00:49:04,208
reminds me of Fr�d�ric.
1178
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:06,083
Cousins, that's why.
1179
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:08,292
Very funny.
1180
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,292
- Are you waiting for someone?
- No.
1181
00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:16,333
Sorry, I forgot my...
1182
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,083
But now...
1183
00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:21,167
Friendly, this reception!
1184
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,500
Sorry, I blocked you.
1185
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:25,583
It runs in the family.
Your mother has been very blocked lately.
1186
00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:28,708
- Is she here?
- The mother? No, you're too busy.
1187
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:30,083
Busy with what?
1188
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:31,875
Organizing my wedding.
1189
00:49:32,042 --> 00:49:34,625
Sorry. You know
that she kicked me out of the castle?
1190
00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:36,458
- Like this?
- I'm living with G�rard.
1191
00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,417
And look, that's a dose!
1192
00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:40,000
- Infamous decoration.
- Father!
1193
00:49:40,167 --> 00:49:41,667
I'm going to get some things.
1194
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,542
I can't take it anymore,
and on top of that with that aftershave of his.
1195
00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:46,042
That's right...
1196
00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:48,708
I won't bother you
for longer.
1197
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,292
Oh no! No, not at all.
1198
00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:53,208
What I mean to say,
There is no rush at all.
1199
00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:56,292
- Why?
- Come, I'll show you the castle.
1200
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,000
I really like the castle.
1201
00:49:58,167 --> 00:49:59,625
- A very beautiful craft.
- Very beautiful.
1202
00:49:59,792 --> 00:50:02,125
- So, over there...
- Oh.
1203
00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:05,083
Come on, come on.
1204
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:08,167
French billiards, real billiards,
billiards that makes us horny.
1205
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,083
- Is anyone there?
- No, nobody.
1206
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:13,583
- What is this little noise?
- It must be the cat.
1207
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:16,000
There's someone there.
Hold this for two seconds.
1208
00:50:16,167 --> 00:50:17,333
No, it must be the cat.
1209
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:21,250
- What's his name?
- It's called Erdo... Napoleon.
1210
00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:22,250
Erdogan?
1211
00:50:22,667 --> 00:50:23,542
Napoleon?
1212
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:24,583
Erdogan?
1213
00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:25,667
Napoleon?
1214
00:50:25,833 --> 00:50:26,542
Erdogan?
1215
00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:27,542
Napoleon?
1216
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:30,417
Erdogan?
1217
00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:32,042
Napoleon?
1218
00:50:34,042 --> 00:50:35,458
Kitten...
1219
00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:39,625
- So where is she?
- In the workshop.
1220
00:50:39,792 --> 00:50:40,875
What is she like?
1221
00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:43,000
Magnificent, a beauty.
1222
00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:45,083
Well, no one can know.
1223
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:47,208
- Especially Nicole.
- Obviously.
1224
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:49,708
- Good morning, Cícile.
- Good morning, Mr Martin.
1225
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:50,875
Over there.
1226
00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:55,083
Oh, I'm moved.
1227
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:59,375
It's a jewel.
Peugeot 504 coup� cabriolet, model 1969.
1228
00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,667
It's magnificent.
1229
00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,750
For the wedding, it will be perfect.
1230
00:51:03,917 --> 00:51:05,083
- It stands out.
- Yes.
1231
00:51:05,583 --> 00:51:09,292
We have to put some decorations on it,
some white ribbons...
1232
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:11,083
- To look like a wedding.
- Of course.
1233
00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:13,125
Let's ask Youssef
to deal with it.
1234
00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:14,125
Youssef?
1235
00:51:14,292 --> 00:51:15,208
Is he new dog?
1236
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,000
No, it's already with us
two years ago.
1237
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:20,917
- A very friendly Algerian.
- Oh, Algerian?
1238
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,625
Ah, good morning, Youssef.
1239
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,458
Mr Martin.
1240
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,792
I'm also a bit Algerian.
1241
00:51:28,958 --> 00:51:29,875
Oh, I didn't know.
1242
00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:31,917
- Well, neither do I.
- Oh.
1243
00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:34,083
The most beautiful country in the world.
1244
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,000
I'm looking forward to seeing that, yes.
1245
00:51:36,167 --> 00:51:38,542
Oh, take it,
1246
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:40,625
if you look for a place to go at night,
1247
00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:42,792
my brother-in-law has a shisha bar.
1248
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,542
You'll love it.
1249
00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:46,125
Perfect, thank you.
1250
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:48,667
Well... choukran.
1251
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,750
You're welcome.
1252
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,583
Oh, G�rard.
1253
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,208
How was the day?
1254
00:51:58,667 --> 00:52:00,417
Very good. Why?
1255
00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:03,833
Just so you know.
Sorry for being interested.
1256
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,833
Sorry for being surprised.
1257
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,833
Ready.
1258
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,875
What is that smell?
1259
00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:14,500
- It's... my perfume?
- No.
1260
00:52:14,667 --> 00:52:15,625
Yes, it's my Axe.
1261
00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:17,375
Ax I know. It's very strong.
1262
00:52:17,542 --> 00:52:20,083
This one is more subtle.
It is a woman's perfume.
1263
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,792
What nonsense!
1264
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,500
- Did you go to see Nicole?
- Of course not!
1265
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,208
I don't have to give you justifications!
1266
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:27,750
Tell the truth.
1267
00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,208
No.
1268
00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:31,375
I came across her by chance.
1269
00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:33,292
In a city
of 500,000 inhabitants,
1270
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:35,750
crosses by chance
with his ex-wife.
1271
00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:38,792
- She's not my ex-wife.
- Yes, okay, I understand.
1272
00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:41,750
It's nothing like you...
What are you thinking?
1273
00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:55,708
- What are you doing?
- I'm leaving.
1274
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:59,583
I'm not going to be with someone
who doesn't respect me.
1275
00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:01,083
This is ridiculous!
1276
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:02,958
Frédéric!
1277
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:07,583
You win, I leave you.
1278
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:09,958
Good luck with Catherine.
1279
00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:15,500
Honey, I think the new neighbors
they are swingers.
1280
00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:24,917
What is it, my dear?
1281
00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:26,250
Isn't it okay?
1282
00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:27,917
Isn't it good?
1283
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,667
Always roast beef.
1284
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:32,917
Do you miss Fr�d�ric?
1285
00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:34,625
Oh, of course not!
1286
00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:36,167
No, it's the father.
1287
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,792
His last lie doesn't pass.
1288
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:41,250
Your father wasn't
who said it was.
1289
00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:44,542
If your mother wasn't who she was either,
It's already too much.
1290
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:46,125
Yes, I confirm you.
1291
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:47,958
Honey,
1292
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:51,083
I don't want him to come to the wedding.
1293
00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:53,292
Still, he's your father.
1294
00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:55,042
This time he went too far.
1295
00:53:55,417 --> 00:53:56,833
If you had seen it:
"You are German,
1296
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,333
"my little Gerhart.
I have more news to share with you.
1297
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,208
- "You're Algerian."
- Don't make fun of your father!
1298
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:04,958
Yes, but now I'm fed up with it.
1299
00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:06,542
We don't want to know
1300
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:07,958
of the origins.
1301
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,167
You will invite your father.
1302
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,542
No.
1303
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:12,667
And your son?
1304
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,500
Did you tell him you were Algerian?
1305
00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:17,292
"Of course not, I didn't tell you
to protect you."
1306
00:54:17,458 --> 00:54:18,583
"Inouf"!
1307
00:54:23,167 --> 00:54:24,042
Enough.
1308
00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:27,625
What is dessert?
1309
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:28,708
Jelly.
1310
00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:29,750
I'm going upstairs.
1311
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:33,125
- Don't delay.
- I'm going to practice my English.
1312
00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:34,875
Do you want me to help you train?
1313
00:54:35,167 --> 00:54:36,583
Oh, with pleasure.
1314
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:38,333
So this is...
1315
00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:40,333
Wow... Worcestershire.
1316
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:42,750
"Woltostar".
1317
00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:43,917
No.
1318
00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:45,792
"Woltostar".
1319
00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:47,167
I'm going up.
1320
00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:48,583
"Grosestar".
1321
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,750
No.
1322
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,625
Manchester.
1323
00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:53,250
No, that's football.
1324
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,625
"Wolshostar".
1325
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,042
Good evening.
1326
00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:05,042
What is this?
1327
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,375
But where are my ancestors?
1328
00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,375
But God bless me!
1329
00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:11,042
Catherine!
1330
00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:13,875
But the family, the family...
The family is no longer here!
1331
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:21,708
Here are my ancestors.
1332
00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:24,083
Justice has finally been done to you.
1333
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:28,042
The family is really what there is
most important in the world.
1334
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,042
Yes, I'm coming!
1335
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,208
Go!
1336
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,125
Hello. I'm Mehmet.
1337
00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:40,292
- Who is it?
- I'm Mehmet.
1338
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:42,583
S�leymanoglu. The Turkish cousin.
1339
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:43,583
Merhaba.
1340
00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:46,125
- Maybe. What is it you want?
- Nothing.
1341
00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:48,708
I just want to say:
"Hi. I'm Mehmet."
1342
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,792
So, hello. And goodbye.
1343
00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:55,333
- I want to meet my family in Bordeaux.
- Do you want to meet her?
1344
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,958
I do the introductions.
1345
00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,250
Come in, come in.
1346
00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:00,500
If you want, I'll come in. Very kind.
1347
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:02,542
Here she is, the family.
1348
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,083
Very exciting.
1349
00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:07,458
Wait, let me explain it to you.
These are knights.
1350
00:56:08,042 --> 00:56:09,000
They all participated
1351
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:11,417
- the crusades.
- I know the story.
1352
00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:14,542
The kingdom of Jerusalem,
the little leper king...
1353
00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,833
And "Saladina" that recovers everything.
1354
00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:19,583
Yes, "Saladina"... Saladin, yes.
1355
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:21,542
History is sometimes tough.
1356
00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:23,583
So, do you see these two here?
1357
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,083
They are my favorites.
1358
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,292
Participated
in the sack of Constantinople.
1359
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,208
The first. The most successful.
1360
00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:30,958
- Oh!
- By the way, it was thanks
1361
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,375
It's your bravery
who were ennobled.
1362
00:56:33,542 --> 00:56:37,250
They walked, and in what way,
slicing up Ottomans left and right.
1363
00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:38,250
Sorry.
1364
00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:42,958
I have ancestors myself
who were great warriors.
1365
00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:46,542
Ferocious, merciless.
Who massacred Christians
1366
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:48,250
left and right, climbing
1367
00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:50,167
to the north of Spain.
1368
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,792
It's appalling.
1369
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,125
Changing the subject,
1370
00:56:54,292 --> 00:56:56,292
I thought about your wine estate.
1371
00:56:56,458 --> 00:57:00,000
- An idea for expansion.
- Thank you, my expansion is going very well.
1372
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:03,542
The port is doing very well,
but the rest is so-and-so.
1373
00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:05,375
It's nothing so-so.
1374
00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:08,250
is residual,
to please my wife.
1375
00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:11,208
Yes, but in Turkey,
I have beautiful lands
1376
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:14,042
where could we produce
an excellent raki.
1377
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:15,792
A raki?
1378
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:17,333
Sorry, but frankly...
1379
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,042
My family produces one of the best wines
from Bordeaux,
1380
00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:22,458
and I was going to produce raki?
1381
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:25,458
Excuse me, cousin Met Metmet,
1382
00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:28,667
but I was educated in excellence
and I intend to continue with it.
1383
00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:32,125
- I'm going to ask you to leave.
- Think about it, cousin.
1384
00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:34,708
The raki marinates.
1385
00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:36,417
Look, I thank you,
1386
00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:37,375
but I will refuse.
1387
00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:39,292
- Ready.
- Don't forget Mehmet.
1388
00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:40,167
Greetings from home.
1389
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:41,792
- But Mehmet!
- Then.
1390
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,417
Why did you do this?
1391
00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,625
- But I didn't do anything.
- Yes, you did, you ran with your cousin.
1392
00:57:51,792 --> 00:57:53,625
- You ran with Mehmet.
- How do you know that?
1393
00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:54,708
He called me.
1394
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:56,792
I was disappointed. It's really hateful!
1395
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:58,792
Mehmet is friendliness personified.
1396
00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:00,792
- He's adorable.
- Oh, of course.
1397
00:58:00,958 --> 00:58:03,708
Does everyone know him?
Have you ever been with him?
1398
00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,167
Did you want to be here?
1399
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:08,167
I was very clear,
I didn't want to see him.
1400
00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:10,208
But now I can tell you...
1401
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:11,583
He is suspicious.
1402
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:12,625
He just wants
1403
00:58:12,792 --> 00:58:14,833
meet the family.
It is no aggression.
1404
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,458
Money, palace, vineyards...
He wants to do business.
1405
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,708
It's an excellent idea, the raki one.
1406
00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:23,875
Do you know what raki is?
A scratchy pastis.
1407
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,792
Is this how you see the future of the palace?
1408
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:28,917
Be naive, I can't.
I'm a Bouvier-Sauvage...
1409
00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:31,208
- Come on!
- I'm here to preserve
1410
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:33,083
family and heritage.
1411
00:58:34,417 --> 00:58:35,417
Well, well...
1412
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:37,708
Apparently, I really am the only one.
1413
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,792
Can you repeat?
1414
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:45,750
Yes, it's simple.
1415
00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:48,292
I'm French.
I want to become Algerian.
1416
00:59:02,792 --> 00:59:03,792
Sorry, I...
1417
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,542
I'll call a colleague.
I'll be right back, don't move.
1418
00:59:12,208 --> 00:59:14,042
All good? Are you calmer now?
1419
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:18,042
- Can we make up?
- You're the one who has a problem, not me.
1420
00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:20,208
Honey...
1421
00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:23,875
He has bad intentions, Mehmet.
1422
00:59:24,042 --> 00:59:26,458
I'm just protecting the family.
1423
00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:29,250
- And I'm picking up goodies?
- No way, darling.
1424
00:59:29,417 --> 00:59:32,583
But you're a little more naive.
Well, more sensitive.
1425
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:37,083
Like everyone who has a big heart,
It is more easily manipulated.
1426
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,542
- Like with the Portuguese.
- Oh yes?
1427
00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:42,792
My Port wine sells like hotcakes.
Who profits?
1428
00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:45,542
Yes, but I remind you
that Porto's success
1429
00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:48,083
is due to know-how
from the Janzac Palace.
1430
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,125
- What are you doing?
- Now?
1431
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:52,708
- Yes.
- I'm being manipulated.
1432
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:53,667
Hello, Mehmet.
1433
00:59:53,833 --> 00:59:55,417
- It's Catherine.
- But frankly!
1434
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:56,958
Bouvier-Sauvage.
1435
00:59:57,125 --> 01:00:00,583
Yes. I would like to invite you
for my daughter's wedding.
1436
01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:05,208
- Of course Fr�d�ric is aware.
- What's that sweet voice?
1437
01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:08,500
And he would like to talk to you again
about this raki idea.
1438
01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:09,583
What is this?
1439
01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:13,792
Yes, he thinks it's great.
You know how it is,
1440
01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:17,083
Fr�d�ric pretends to be strong,
but he has a soft heart.
1441
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:18,875
He is sensitive.
1442
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,167
- Manipulable.
- Exactly.
1443
01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,458
I'm counting on you, Mehmet.
1444
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:24,708
A kiss.
1445
01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,792
"A kiss"...
1446
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:30,042
Bravo, you put the wolf in
in the fold.
1447
01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:31,875
- Oh.
- This will have serious consequences,
1448
01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:34,833
I guarantee you. It's incredible...
1449
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,583
The traitor in his own family!
1450
01:00:37,125 --> 01:00:39,042
It's something that surpasses me!
1451
01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:42,958
You can repeat
what did you tell me?
1452
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:44,500
To my colleague.
1453
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:46,958
Well, yes, it's...
1454
01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:50,042
I'm French
and I want to become Algerian.
1455
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,542
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
1456
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:13,125
It's the first time we've heard this.
It's something new.
1457
01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:15,042
And what is it called?
1458
01:01:15,792 --> 01:01:18,083
G�rard. G�rard Martin.
1459
01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:19,917
G�rard Martin...
1460
01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:22,875
G�rard... Martin.
1461
01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,792
Oh, cool!
1462
01:01:37,292 --> 01:01:39,083
Oh, are you there after all?
1463
01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:41,042
Is everything okay?
1464
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:42,250
So-so.
1465
01:01:43,958 --> 01:01:45,167
Do you like this?
1466
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:46,333
So-so.
1467
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,875
Yes I like.
But hadn't you thrown it away?
1468
01:01:49,042 --> 01:01:49,875
Oh, no.
1469
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:51,500
Family memory.
1470
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,708
- It still serves me well, doesn't it?
- Yes.
1471
01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:55,250
Oh.
1472
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:57,083
But now,
1473
01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,167
Catherine invited Mehmet to the wedding.
1474
01:01:59,333 --> 01:02:02,375
I tell you that
I want to turn everything around.
1475
01:02:02,542 --> 01:02:04,083
Well, first: "Hi, Nicole."
1476
01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,375
Hmm?
1477
01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:07,458
Oh yes. Hi, Nicole.
1478
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,583
- Hello, Fr�d�ric.
- Hello.
1479
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:11,667
Were you aware of the Turk's story?
1480
01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:13,292
- Nicole had warned you?
- No.
1481
01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:15,042
Otherwise, he would have supported you.
1482
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,083
- I hope well.
- What?
1483
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,583
Would I have supported you?
1484
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:19,792
I want to know about this clown.
1485
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:21,250
Since your test story,
1486
01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:24,083
say what they say to you,
you just mess up.
1487
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,667
- Oh!
- I'm not saying anything anymore.
1488
01:02:25,833 --> 01:02:27,125
I shut my "mousse".
1489
01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:30,000
Oh yes, you "chut the mousse".
I confirm this.
1490
01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:31,792
You didn't ask about the consulate.
1491
01:02:31,958 --> 01:02:34,042
- No, I don't care.
- What? Do you want to know?
1492
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,250
I don't.
How did it go?
1493
01:02:36,417 --> 01:02:37,208
You, shut up.
1494
01:02:37,375 --> 01:02:39,333
- Do you want to know?
- Yes. I want to know
1495
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:42,375
that you are Algerian,
This doesn't change anything. For me.
1496
01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:45,542
- For you, of course.
- We suffer. Well, especially him.
1497
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:48,250
He didn't swallow hard.
You took it the wrong way.
1498
01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:49,708
- Shut up again.
- What?
1499
01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:51,708
- How are you talking?
- Come, come, street.
1500
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:54,250
- That! Get moving!
- Are you running from here?
1501
01:02:54,417 --> 01:02:55,875
- Yes.
- Oh, that's not it!
1502
01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:57,583
- Family problem.
- I understand!
1503
01:02:57,750 --> 01:03:00,083
It's always where you need it!
1504
01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:03,083
Road! Go take a Turkish bath,
that calms you down.
1505
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:04,125
With pleasure.
1506
01:03:04,292 --> 01:03:07,125
I'm sorry, baby.
He's the one who gets on my nerves.
1507
01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:08,500
But this is...
1508
01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:10,917
Honey?
1509
01:03:25,792 --> 01:03:26,792
But where are you going?
1510
01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:28,417
I'm going back to my land.
1511
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:30,000
You don't even know where it is.
1512
01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:31,375
Now!
1513
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,250
Honey,
1514
01:03:42,833 --> 01:03:45,000
Neighbors don't exchange couples.
1515
01:03:45,167 --> 01:03:46,500
They are foreigners.
1516
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,792
They dissolved into insults
in the worst way.
1517
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:52,875
I can't repeat it,
1518
01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:55,833
- but the level was very low.
- See? I told you.
1519
01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,000
You shouldn't push your luck.
1520
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:01,875
I couldn't imagine
that he was going to get upset with G�rard.
1521
01:04:02,042 --> 01:04:03,167
He's not going to the wedding.
1522
01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:04,292
- Of course you will.
- Bravo.
1523
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,708
Well, I'll take care of G�rard.
I leave you with Fr�d�ric.
1524
01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:09,000
Thank you for the beautiful gift.
1525
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,542
My dear, I've got this.
1526
01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:13,917
I see that yes.
1527
01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,250
There is no hypothesis
of being together.
1528
01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:25,042
- We're fine, aren't we?
- No.
1529
01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:27,042
You have to relax, Fr�d�ric.
1530
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:29,750
- Aren't you okay?
- No.
1531
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:31,708
Try this, you'll be... Zen.
1532
01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:33,542
No, I only smoke cigars.
1533
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:35,417
What a killjoy.
1534
01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:37,000
Mmh!
1535
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:39,625
- A little tea?
- Oh, with pleasure.
1536
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,667
- Choukran.
- Psartek.
1537
01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:44,917
Marhaba.
1538
01:04:45,083 --> 01:04:46,458
A little tea?
1539
01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:48,583
No, a Vittel medium, please.
1540
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,083
Half the bottle?
1541
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:52,875
- Yes, a Vittel sock.
- It's fine.
1542
01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:55,292
- That doesn't stop you from saying"choukran".
- "Boukran".
1543
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,250
No, "choukran".
1544
01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:57,625
- What?
- "Choukran".
1545
01:04:57,792 --> 01:04:59,708
- "Chakran".
- Good God!
1546
01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:01,792
- Mmh!
- Well, shall we go?
1547
01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:04,208
- What, already?
- We've seen everything.
1548
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:05,500
I haven't finished my tea yet.
1549
01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:08,250
I see Mehmet everywhere.
It's unbearable.
1550
01:05:08,417 --> 01:05:11,667
You have a little problem there.
This is an obsession.
1551
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,000
Do you want to stay and watch the game?
1552
01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:16,167
- What game?
- It's Mali-Tunasia.
1553
01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:17,458
Doesn't Algeria play?
1554
01:05:18,042 --> 01:05:19,583
They were eliminated.
1555
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,500
Oh, now... Eliminated...
1556
01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:23,125
You're a chauvinist.
1557
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:25,750
Here we are fine. Breathe.
1558
01:05:25,917 --> 01:05:28,292
4.80 euros for a coffee
It's more classic.
1559
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:29,625
I like the classic.
1560
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,292
Oh, I know.
1561
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:33,750
Well... Thanks for calling me back.
1562
01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:39,833
I wanted to apologize to you.
I lost my temper.
1563
01:05:40,167 --> 01:05:42,125
I wasn't very subtle either.
1564
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:44,625
Oh!
A genuine mea culpa.
1565
01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:47,625
Well, let's not exaggerate.
Light.
1566
01:05:47,792 --> 01:05:50,292
Light. Definitely,
It's really French.
1567
01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:52,167
Thanks. Thanks.
1568
01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:54,125
- Sirs.
- Oh.
1569
01:05:54,292 --> 01:05:57,375
- I need to regain my strength.
- What's strong about it?
1570
01:05:57,542 --> 01:06:00,083
Whiskey, cognac, calvados.
We even have schnapps.
1571
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:02,042
- The boss is Alsatian.
- Schnapps.
1572
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,583
- Excellent.
- I'm German. I pay.
1573
01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:06,542
Mmh mmh. Damn, pff.
1574
01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:08,208
Look, let the bottle stay.
1575
01:06:08,542 --> 01:06:09,417
Well.
1576
01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:12,167
- It's Algeria.
- It's Algeria, so many questions.
1577
01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:13,333
Who doesn't want me.
1578
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,708
They don't know what they're missing.
1579
01:06:15,917 --> 01:06:18,208
- Let's go like this, straight?
- Yes, by pentilti.
1580
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:21,625
- (From pen�lti.)
- Come on, the next round is coming.
1581
01:06:21,792 --> 01:06:23,333
That's already a dose.
1582
01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:25,583
Frédéric,
1583
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,625
- � Turkey.
- Have you ever imagined?
1584
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,375
Have you ever imagined the business card?
"Fr�d�ric S�leymanoglu,
1585
01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:33,708
"Owner of the Janzac Palace
in Bordeaux."
1586
01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:37,125
A Turk who sells wine
It should be called Gluglu.
1587
01:06:37,292 --> 01:06:39,042
Now!
1588
01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:41,417
We have to laugh, don't we? Glulu...
1589
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:43,708
An Algerian who sells Peugeots...
1590
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,083
"Pijeot." It says "Pijeot".
1591
01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,375
- Let's go, Fridrich.
- Let's go.
1592
01:06:49,542 --> 01:06:50,417
To the future.
1593
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:52,000
Lost by a hundred, lost by a thousand.
1594
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,667
This looks like burning alcohol.
1595
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,667
Popopo, who is it?
1596
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,375
- Who is it?
- Come on!
1597
01:07:07,542 --> 01:07:09,292
Ministry of the Interior to the report.
1598
01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:10,958
But this...
1599
01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:13,000
They are cornering us.
Let's go...
1600
01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:14,083
? Free?
1601
01:07:14,542 --> 01:07:16,000
? Loose?
1602
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,667
Uncontactable.
1603
01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:21,625
The same with G�rard.
1604
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,667
This starts to be worrying.
1605
01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:27,250
I hope it didn't happen to you
No horrible accidents.
1606
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:33,583
Here it is.
1607
01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:42,667
- Isn't it pretty?
- Magnificent.
1608
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,083
I'm just excited about tomorrow.
1609
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,417
Me too, my dear.
1610
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:49,458
- Look, mom.
- But you look stunning!
1611
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:50,875
It's beautiful.
1612
01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:52,625
Very pretty.
1613
01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:57,458
"French cuisine".
1614
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,792
They were good times.
We no longer have the right to that.
1615
01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:01,750
"We no longer have the right to that"...
1616
01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:03,917
- We can go say goodbye.
- He thinks?
1617
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,250
Of course.
1618
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:07,792
It's not just the French
who are polite.
1619
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:13,375
Oh, Mister Bouvier-Sauvage!
How are you?
1620
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,083
Badly, my dear friend.
1621
01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:17,542
- Oh, are you sick?
- Worse than that.
1622
01:08:17,707 --> 01:08:19,292
We are foreigners.
1623
01:08:19,457 --> 01:08:21,707
I mean, we're not French anymore.
1624
01:08:22,332 --> 01:08:23,207
Oh, what a bummer.
1625
01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:24,292
Then.
1626
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,582
We came to say goodbye to you.
1627
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:27,957
It's very kind.
1628
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:30,542
"I'm going to miss you, Lambert."
- Me too.
1629
01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:31,500
Me too.
1630
01:08:31,667 --> 01:08:33,542
- If I may.
- But look,
1631
01:08:33,707 --> 01:08:35,957
I accept American Express.
I like foreigners.
1632
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:38,250
Especially if they wash the dishes, of course.
1633
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:41,417
Yes, you are very nice, Moussa,
But I'm with clients.
1634
01:08:41,582 --> 01:08:43,917
Can I ask you a favor,
Lambert?
1635
01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:45,332
Whatever you want.
1636
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:48,832
- I would like some veal tenderloins.
- With a "beurre blanc" sauce.
1637
01:08:49,707 --> 01:08:50,832
Now?
1638
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,375
- It's not for eating.
- No, no, it's...
1639
01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:55,917
Just to smell them
one last time.
1640
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,417
Smell?
1641
01:08:57,750 --> 01:08:59,292
- To say goodbye.
- Exactly.
1642
01:08:59,457 --> 01:09:01,582
- Exactly.
- Of course, of course.
1643
01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:03,707
I'll be right back, yes?
1644
01:09:06,417 --> 01:09:07,667
Goodbye, veal softies.
1645
01:09:07,832 --> 01:09:08,667
I love it.
1646
01:09:08,832 --> 01:09:10,667
Veal tenderloins, I love them too.
1647
01:09:10,832 --> 01:09:12,082
Wow, how wonderful!
1648
01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:14,792
- It's the bourguignon that I'm going to miss.
- Yeah.
1649
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,625
- And here's the foie gras.
- Oh, that!
1650
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:20,125
- Yes, that's France!
- Oh, it's wonderful.
1651
01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:22,332
What is lost
for no longer being French!
1652
01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:24,082
- Then.
- Cow's tongue.
1653
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:25,082
The blanquette.
1654
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:28,832
The vol-au-vent, the onion soup,
the cassoulet! My God!
1655
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:29,750
The guts.
1656
01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:30,707
The frog legs.
1657
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:31,667
Lamb brains.
1658
01:09:31,832 --> 01:09:33,667
- Veal kidneys.
- Rosy.
1659
01:09:33,832 --> 01:09:35,250
Please, pink ones.
1660
01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:37,957
For foreigners, they even know a lot
about French cuisine.
1661
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,582
What is good about France,
1662
01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:41,750
- apart from the gastronomy?
- The women.
1663
01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:42,875
- My God!
- No.
1664
01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:45,332
- Don't make us talk about it.
- No way.
1665
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:48,667
Important, ice first.
1666
01:09:49,292 --> 01:09:51,000
Then the raki.
1667
01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:53,707
Not too much water, so as not to drown.
1668
01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:55,417
And the drink is ready.
1669
01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:57,625
Hear it popping. Hear it popping.
1670
01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:59,208
Hear it popping.
1671
01:10:00,208 --> 01:10:01,208
I don't hear anything.
1672
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:02,708
Oh yes, it's popping!
1673
01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:06,875
Turkish Proverb:
"Raki cures illnesses
1674
01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:08,125
"and bring the husbands back."
1675
01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:10,625
Bring me back G�rard,
so I can yell at him.
1676
01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:13,792
- Of course.
- Very funny. Very funny.
1677
01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:15,708
Okay, that's it.
1678
01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:18,333
- It's done.
- We can't leave like this.
1679
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:21,708
Yes we can! You've smelled the whole kitchen,
the three refrigerators.
1680
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:24,250
We can't leave
without saying goodbye to digestives.
1681
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,208
Are we still going to drink more?
1682
01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:27,333
We won't drink.
1683
01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:29,042
Let's say goodbye.
1684
01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:30,542
Oh.
1685
01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,042
If it's to say goodbye...
1686
01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:34,375
- So.
- Come on, we say goodbye.
1687
01:10:34,958 --> 01:10:36,583
- The pear.
- The pear.
1688
01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:37,958
- Come on, the pear.
- The pear.
1689
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:39,208
It really smells like pear.
1690
01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:41,542
- Bye, wait.
- Bye, wait.
1691
01:10:45,917 --> 01:10:47,167
- The pear.
- The pear.
1692
01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,042
- Oh, the old plum!
- Plum!
1693
01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:50,792
Goodbye, plum.
1694
01:10:50,958 --> 01:10:52,500
It smells like old plums.
1695
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,917
- Goodbye, old lady.
- It smells like plums.
1696
01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,167
Feel the fruit.
1697
01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:00,792
- Calvados?
- Calvados, yes.
1698
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,292
Good apple.
1699
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,083
Goodbye, calvados.
1700
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:11,542
This doesn't work. They are not dog.
1701
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:12,792
It works, yes, we have to drink more.
1702
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:16,333
One, two, three rakis, the head spins...
The husband returns.
1703
01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:19,292
- Husband.
- But this is strong.
1704
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:20,458
- Drink more.
- Yes yes.
1705
01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:21,875
I feel like it's rising.
1706
01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:26,292
- Cognac.
- Cognac.
1707
01:11:26,458 --> 01:11:27,292
Come here, you.
1708
01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:28,750
Goodbye, brandy.
1709
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,708
- You need to warm it up a little.
- Even though it's hot, it's strong.
1710
01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:36,125
- Yeah.
- Goodbye.
1711
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,500
Because now he...
1712
01:11:37,667 --> 01:11:39,000
Armagnac!
1713
01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:42,250
- The magnac, the armagnac.
- Armagnac, tut-tut.
1714
01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:43,958
All for one, one for all.
1715
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,042
D'Artagnan.
1716
01:11:45,583 --> 01:11:47,958
Goodbye, armagnac.
1717
01:11:53,167 --> 01:11:54,292
Swallow.
1718
01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:55,708
See, you have to swallow.
1719
01:11:56,042 --> 01:11:57,208
Goodbye, gentlemen.
1720
01:11:57,583 --> 01:11:58,750
What?
1721
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:05,875
- Lambert was not friendly.
- What did he say?
1722
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:08,750
Hey! Oh!
1723
01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:10,500
No one ever...
1724
01:12:10,667 --> 01:12:12,167
treated me like that.
1725
01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,833
Sad idiot. He's a sad idiot.
1726
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,208
A scandal!
It's absolutely scandalous.
1727
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:20,042
Gironde City Hall!
1728
01:12:20,458 --> 01:12:23,375
The mayor is Tunisian.
So, he won't put us out on the street.
1729
01:12:23,542 --> 01:12:26,042
- Finally a friend.
- Mayor!
1730
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,667
- With us!
- Mayor!
1731
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:30,542
- With us!
- Mayor!
1732
01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:32,708
The mayor is with us!
1733
01:12:32,875 --> 01:12:35,125
The mayor is with us!
1734
01:12:35,292 --> 01:12:36,458
It's...
1735
01:12:36,625 --> 01:12:37,542
- Holy shit!
- Damn...
1736
01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:43,583
Frédéric! Frédéric!
1737
01:12:57,667 --> 01:12:58,875
So...
1738
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:00,750
Nickname?
1739
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:03,208
�, uh...
1740
01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:06,208
S�... S�ley... S�leym...
1741
01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:08,542
S�leymanoglu.
1742
01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:11,875
- What kind of nickname is that?
- It's my last name.
1743
01:13:12,042 --> 01:13:13,292
- Mmh.
- Ready.
1744
01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:15,500
OK. Sleyma...
1745
01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:17,208
Name?
1746
01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:18,875
� Mehmet.
1747
01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:21,000
- How?
-Mehmet.
1748
01:13:21,167 --> 01:13:22,375
Mehmet.
1749
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,792
And how do you write it?
1750
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:27,542
Mehmet.
1751
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,750
Mehmet!
1752
01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:29,958
Exactly.
1753
01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:31,417
Nationality?
1754
01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:32,458
Turkish.
1755
01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,292
I'm Turkish.
1756
01:13:34,958 --> 01:13:35,792
Turkish.
1757
01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:39,667
OK.
1758
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,042
And you? Surname?
1759
01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:44,750
First name?
1760
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:48,125
Sir?
1761
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,250
- Mmh?
- Surname, first name?
1762
01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:52,375
G�rard. G�rard Martin.
1763
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:53,917
G�rard...
1764
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625
G�rard Martin.
1765
01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:57,583
Martin.
1766
01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,792
Look, very good.
1767
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:00,917
Nationality?
1768
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,708
Algerian.
1769
01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:04,833
But everything is great!
1770
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,500
Everything's great.
1771
01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:20,917
Excellent.
Two immigrants in one night.
1772
01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:22,583
I will receive a bonus.
1773
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,250
- Well deserved.
- Without a doubt.
1774
01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:27,167
More money... for your pocket.
1775
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:29,208
Everything's great.
1776
01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:41,625
- Yes.
- Oh!
1777
01:14:45,417 --> 01:14:48,792
Contempt, outrage, drunkenness.
1778
01:14:48,958 --> 01:14:51,500
This will cost you a little more
than a fine.
1779
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,750
Goodbye, plum.
1780
01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:02,042
Oh!
1781
01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:04,083
Ah, what a bummer, it's François.
1782
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,875
I am? Yes my love?
1783
01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:08,958
As?
1784
01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,292
What's new from dad?
1785
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,042
It's okay. Why?
1786
01:15:13,042 --> 01:15:15,167
You know him,
He must have turned off his cell phone.
1787
01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:16,750
It's a big day for him.
1788
01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:18,500
As?
1789
01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:19,958
Alice? Yes, she is here.
1790
01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:22,167
No, of course I can't pass it to you.
1791
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:24,083
(She is putting on makeup.)
1792
01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:25,792
Very subtle makeup.
1793
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:27,875
With pink, a little green
1794
01:15:28,042 --> 01:15:30,875
in the corners,
and a crushed raspberry lipstick.
1795
01:15:31,042 --> 01:15:33,917
She will look stunning, I promise you.
1796
01:15:34,333 --> 01:15:36,833
Well, we'll meet you in a bit.
1797
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,583
Me too, a kiss.
1798
01:15:49,042 --> 01:15:50,833
Good morning, what car is this?
1799
01:15:51,542 --> 01:15:54,125
Mr. Martin asked me for this car
for the wedding.
1800
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,000
Who is he?
1801
01:15:59,667 --> 01:16:01,167
Hey, I already know where they are.
1802
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:02,542
We get dressed and we're going to bring them back.
1803
01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:04,083
Oh! I'm almost ready.
1804
01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:05,375
- Yes.
- I'm coming.
1805
01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:08,417
My dear, don't worry,
we will arrive on time.
1806
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:26,583
Good morning, my queen.
1807
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,750
- A mint tea?
- No, thank you.
1808
01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:30,958
I'm looking for my husband, G�rard Martin.
1809
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:34,083
Oh no,
There aren't many G�rards around here.
1810
01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:35,833
- German and Algerian.
- Oh, right,
1811
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,125
It's him! Yes yes.
1812
01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:39,167
He was here yesterday with his Turkish friend.
1813
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,500
Oh, it's my husband.
1814
01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:44,083
They made fun of themselves
and the police took them away.
1815
01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:45,083
Oh!
1816
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,417
Oh yes, yes, yes.
1817
01:16:46,583 --> 01:16:47,625
I hope nothing happened to them.
1818
01:16:47,792 --> 01:16:49,167
Oh, my God, my God!
1819
01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:51,125
I can't help you anymore.
1820
01:17:04,167 --> 01:17:05,833
Are you French?
1821
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,333
Of course yes.
1822
01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:12,333
- And you, are you French?
- Oh yes. Oh yes, of course.
1823
01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:13,917
If he is, then I sure am.
1824
01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:15,458
Well then...
1825
01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:18,792
I am Frýdric Bouvier-Sauvage.
1826
01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:20,542
I don't know.
1827
01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:23,292
I really like the police.
1828
01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:24,750
They are very friendly people.
1829
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,542
So,
1830
01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:33,792
Why did they say
who were Turkish and Algerian?
1831
01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:36,458
It was stupid
because we had had a lot to drink.
1832
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,792
Quite a lot, in fact,
but it's not our type.
1833
01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:41,292
I mean, it was because we did
a DNA test.
1834
01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:43,417
We discovered that I was Algerian
and he is Turkish.
1835
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:47,292
But we have the roles as a rule.
We were born in France.
1836
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:49,833
It's a misunderstanding, that's it.
That's it.
1837
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,417
I also took a DNA test.
1838
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,375
Ah, there, then you understand us.
1839
01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:55,292
I am 100% French.
1840
01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:00,667
- It doesn't surprise me at all.
- Not me either.
1841
01:18:01,042 --> 01:18:04,667
No, we really needed it
leaving today...
1842
01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:06,750
It's our children's wedding.
1843
01:18:06,917 --> 01:18:08,500
His daughter is going to marry my son.
1844
01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:10,208
A wedding doesn't happen every day.
1845
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:11,792
I already told you.
1846
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,292
Our children are getting married.
1847
01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,333
What proves this to me?
1848
01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:18,125
- Why am I dressed like this?
- Frankly.
1849
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,542
- A wedding?
- Mmh.
1850
01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:22,667
A marriage of convenience?
1851
01:18:22,833 --> 01:18:24,667
- Of course not!
- No way.
1852
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:26,583
- Calm down.
- What?
1853
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:29,208
What do I know?
Huh?
1854
01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:31,125
Well...
1855
01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:34,792
- Well, I mean...
- What do I know?
1856
01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:38,417
- What does he know?
- Well, what does he know?
1857
01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:40,875
Good.
1858
01:18:41,292 --> 01:18:43,708
They will answer my questions.
1859
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:44,708
Now...
1860
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:50,333
A Frenchman arrives at a restaurant
abroad.
1861
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,417
What does he do?
1862
01:18:51,917 --> 01:18:53,917
- What questions are these?
- I don't know.
1863
01:18:58,125 --> 01:19:00,333
- Oh, wash your hands.
- No.
1864
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,375
No, no.
1865
01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:03,833
No, ask for bread
and Beaujolais.
1866
01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:05,875
What if they bring you couscous?
1867
01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:07,792
Ask for mustard.
1868
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,458
From Dijon. French.
1869
01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:13,417
And if the coffee is too cold,
What does he do?
1870
01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:14,958
- Complain.
- Exactly.
1871
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:16,708
What if it's too hot?
1872
01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:18,500
Complain anyway.
1873
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,167
If it's warm and he complains, he's...
1874
01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:25,250
Wait, pay attention, pay attention.
This is too easy.
1875
01:19:25,792 --> 01:19:27,875
There's a trick, there's a trick. Uh...
1876
01:19:28,042 --> 01:19:29,625
Who complains about lukewarm coffee?
1877
01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:31,458
Well...
1878
01:19:31,917 --> 01:19:32,833
A Parisian.
1879
01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:40,042
OK...
1880
01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:46,292
What is the secret
1881
01:19:46,458 --> 01:19:47,500
of the b�uf bourguignon?
1882
01:19:48,042 --> 01:19:51,125
The meat must marinate in Bordeaux wine.
1883
01:19:51,542 --> 01:19:53,083
Tell me three great Frenchmen.
1884
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:56,708
Louis XIV, Napoleon,
1885
01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,458
and of course, De Gaulle.
1886
01:19:58,917 --> 01:19:59,917
Ready.
1887
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:01,292
Me too?
1888
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:02,625
Mmh.
1889
01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:06,542
Bernard Hinault, Zidane,
1890
01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:07,667
Algeria,
1891
01:20:07,833 --> 01:20:09,000
and...
1892
01:20:12,375 --> 01:20:13,292
Jean-Pierre Lecointre.
1893
01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:14,667
- Who?
- The biggest
1894
01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:17,375
Aquitaine dealership.
He was the one who formed me.
1895
01:20:17,542 --> 01:20:18,875
This one passed me by.
1896
01:20:19,042 --> 01:20:19,833
Capital of Cantal.
1897
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,583
Aurillac.
I collect cheese boxes.
1898
01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:23,667
Capital of Aveyron.
1899
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,000
- Rodez.
- Oh, cheese boxes too?
1900
01:20:26,167 --> 01:20:27,958
No, no, general culture.
1901
01:20:28,125 --> 01:20:29,292
Arrogance. Very French.
1902
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:34,542
Very good. Last question.
1903
01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:36,125
Still about history.
1904
01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:37,542
- This is mine.
- Why?
1905
01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:39,708
History questions are up to me.
1906
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:41,667
- I can play too.
- History is with me.
1907
01:20:41,833 --> 01:20:44,417
- Come on, go ahead.
- How unfair.
1908
01:20:44,833 --> 01:20:49,292
What year was the 205 GTI
won the Paris-Dakar?
1909
01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:50,625
Oh, I answer!
1910
01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:52,125
- This is not history.
- Yes, yes!
1911
01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:54,333
- If there's a "year", it's history.
- I answer.
1912
01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:57,250
It might help.
We're on the same team.
1913
01:20:57,417 --> 01:20:58,542
No, but I know.
1914
01:20:58,708 --> 01:20:59,542
I know.
1915
01:20:59,792 --> 01:21:01,375
- That's for me.
- Your answer?
1916
01:21:01,542 --> 01:21:02,333
This is mine.
1917
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,875
205 GTI Turbo 16
1918
01:21:05,042 --> 01:21:07,625
conducted by Ari Vatanen, 1987.
A Peugeot.
1919
01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:10,167
Do you like Peugeots?
1920
01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:11,875
Why, I sell them. It's my life.
1921
01:21:16,458 --> 01:21:17,833
Very well, no doubt.
1922
01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:21,083
You are French.
1923
01:21:21,667 --> 01:21:22,917
Thank you, G�rard.
1924
01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:28,417
- Ah, here they are.
- Oh!
1925
01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:31,542
- We made it a little easier.
- Quite a bit. We have the wedding.
1926
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,583
I knew you would know how to answer
It's from Peugeot.
1927
01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:35,458
It wasn't really a history question.
1928
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:37,833
- But what matters is that we left.
- Thank you, G�rard.
1929
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,708
- Thank you, G�rard.
- We won!
1930
01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,375
- Hello, Nicole.
- Hello.
1931
01:21:41,542 --> 01:21:43,917
- Come on, let's hurry.
My queen, this yellow
1932
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:46,417
it keeps killing you.
And you too, amazing.
1933
01:21:46,583 --> 01:21:47,583
Thanks.
1934
01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:50,167
Hurry up.
Our boys are getting married.
1935
01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:52,750
That engine noise!
Oh, long live Peugeot.
1936
01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:54,333
It's so uncomfortable.
1937
01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:30,042
I thought you were going to lose
my marriage.
1938
01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:31,958
I would never miss it.
1939
01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:35,625
- It was almost without us.
- It would have been much worse.
1940
01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:37,417
Everything went well, everything went well.
1941
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:40,250
- Catherine, how are you?
- Oh, they are so happy!
1942
01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:55,208
I could congratulate Catherine.
1943
01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:56,833
Congratulations for what?
1944
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,583
I don't know, maybe it would help.
1945
01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:01,042
It passes to you,
She won't stay upset forever.
1946
01:23:01,208 --> 01:23:04,375
- We were at the singles table.
- And Mehmet is
1947
01:23:04,542 --> 01:23:06,417
at the table of honor. It hurts me to accept it.
1948
01:23:15,708 --> 01:23:18,167
Thank you
your presence here today,
1949
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,208
at Janzac Castle.
1950
01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:22,375
You are all very welcome
1951
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,375
to our children's marriages.
1952
01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:26,375
A wedding
1953
01:23:26,542 --> 01:23:27,833
washed down with Bordeaux wine,
1954
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,958
as is obvious.
A wedding too
1955
01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,458
washed down with Port wine.
1956
01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:33,542
Thanks to my Portuguese friends.
1957
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,583
Long live the newlyweds!
1958
01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,958
And thanks to the Bouvier-Sauvage.
1959
01:23:38,167 --> 01:23:39,167
Thanks.
1960
01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:40,792
Bravo!
1961
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:43,625
And a wedding with raki.
1962
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,042
Thanks to my cousin Mehmet,
1963
01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:47,583
to whom I give the floor.
1964
01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:49,292
- Thanks.
- It was just what was needed.
1965
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:52,292
Merhaba. It means good morning.
Good morning.
1966
01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:55,458
I am Mehmet, Ben Mehmet,
the Turkish cousin.
1967
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,542
He really looks like you.
1968
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,958
Sorry?
1969
01:23:59,542 --> 01:24:00,500
It's a great honor
1970
01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:03,167
for me to attend the wedding
from my cousin Alice
1971
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:04,917
and her future husband.
1972
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:07,417
And there is a tradition in Turkey.
1973
01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:10,583
A tradition to bring luck to the bride and groom,
very important.
1974
01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:12,458
We got a nice plate
1975
01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:14,292
and we broke the plate.
1976
01:24:14,458 --> 01:24:16,083
We break it.
1977
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,292
- Party.
- That fool just left
1978
01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:20,833
a porcelain plate
from my grandmother.
1979
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:21,833
Long live the newlyweds!
1980
01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:24,292
- Bravo.
- Bravo, Mehmet.
1981
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:25,958
Thank you, Mehmet.
1982
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,417
And above all,
1983
01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:29,958
I would like to thank Nicole
1984
01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:33,375
who always supported me
and helped prepare this wedding.
1985
01:24:33,542 --> 01:24:35,708
And God knows we didn't have much help.
1986
01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:38,333
- This one's for us.
- I give the floor to Nicole
1987
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,625
who will speak
in the language of Shakespeare.
1988
01:24:40,792 --> 01:24:43,083
No, not Shakespeare. In English.
1989
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,833
We rehearsed, it's going to be great.
1990
01:24:45,792 --> 01:24:46,833
"Hi."
1991
01:24:47,167 --> 01:24:48,625
Hi.
1992
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:49,792
Uh, no.
1993
01:24:49,958 --> 01:24:51,083
"I"...
1994
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:52,208
"Me."
1995
01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:53,958
Oh!
1996
01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:55,958
I wish you...
1997
01:24:56,333 --> 01:24:57,208
Love.
1998
01:24:57,583 --> 01:24:58,417
Love.
1999
01:24:59,417 --> 01:25:00,292
Happiness.
2000
01:25:01,042 --> 01:25:02,250
A penis.
2001
01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:03,125
Oh, oh.
2002
01:25:03,292 --> 01:25:04,875
She has made great progress.
2003
01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:08,917
To the newlyweds!
2004
01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:10,708
Bravo, darling. Bravo.
2005
01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:11,750
Greaser.
2006
01:25:12,833 --> 01:25:13,667
Fuck you.
2007
01:25:13,833 --> 01:25:15,458
Fuck you very much.
2008
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:18,708
Very, very funny English.
2009
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:20,083
I understood everything.
2010
01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:22,167
Babe
with watercress and pea cream.
2011
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,875
- Oh!
- This was a lot,
2012
01:25:24,042 --> 01:25:25,667
very good choice by Catherine. Bravo.
2013
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:28,250
- From Nicole, maybe too.
- Yeah, you're fine.
2014
01:25:28,417 --> 01:25:29,792
Fine by me.
2015
01:25:32,792 --> 01:25:33,792
Zebi.
2016
01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,083
Yes.
2017
01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:38,833
What is this?
2018
01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:41,625
- Spiteful.
- That's the least you can say.
2019
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,250
Health, Catherine.
2020
01:25:47,292 --> 01:25:50,875
Just put one foot in the door
and we never got rid of it.
2021
01:25:51,042 --> 01:25:52,792
Ah, Mr. Martin!
How are you?
2022
01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:53,833
Very good.
2023
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,708
I was looking for you.
I have a surprise for you.
2024
01:25:56,875 --> 01:25:59,000
Oh no.
For me, that's enough surprises.
2025
01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:00,917
Come on, today is a party day.
2026
01:26:01,083 --> 01:26:04,792
- I would like to introduce you to your cousin.
- My cousin from Munich?
2027
01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:06,833
No, from Sidi Bel Abbas.
2028
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:07,833
Djamila.
2029
01:26:09,542 --> 01:26:10,375
Oh my God.
2030
01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,500
Your cousin.
2031
01:26:13,833 --> 01:26:15,042
- "Bijour".
- Oh no.
2032
01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:16,542
It's my cousin.
2033
01:26:16,708 --> 01:26:18,583
- It's your portrait.
- Oh no.
2034
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,792
Your father is a sweetheart.
2035
01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:22,625
- See you soon.
- Oh no.
2036
01:26:23,042 --> 01:26:24,708
Come on, a little champagne.
2037
01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:28,042
It's not...
2038
01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:29,542
It's not George Clooney.
2039
01:26:29,875 --> 01:26:31,250
She seems very nice.
2040
01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:33,583
- Yes.
- You're going to have a lot of fun.
2041
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:24,917
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