1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:32,528 [theme music] 2 00:00:32,528 --> 00:00:39,488 [music playing] 3 00:00:39,488 --> 00:00:41,759 [door opens and shuts] 4 00:00:41,759 --> 00:00:46,768 [music playing] 5 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,639 -I thought today would never end. 6 00:00:50,639 --> 00:00:52,559 Well, all that matters is I'm home now. 7 00:00:56,239 --> 00:00:56,720 [machinery whirring] 8 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:04,720 [sighs] 9 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,519 -And we have the whole night together. 10 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:17,887 [music playing] 11 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:22,879 [snoring] 12 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:23,360 ALL: Oh! 13 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,087 -What's happening? 14 00:01:25,087 --> 00:01:26,448 - I think we're being invaded. 15 00:01:26,448 --> 00:01:27,408 -Ah! 16 00:01:32,127 --> 00:01:33,439 ALL: Uh! 17 00:01:33,439 --> 00:01:37,439 -Not unless our invaders are evil party planners. 18 00:01:37,439 --> 00:01:39,359 -We're from Bling Jet Enterprises. 19 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:41,488 Which one of you is Clover? 20 00:01:41,488 --> 00:01:41,967 -I am! 21 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:42,448 I am! 22 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:43,408 I'm Clover! 23 00:01:43,647 --> 00:01:44,880 -Congratulations, Clover. 24 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,319 You've been selected to fly on the maiden voyage of Bling 25 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,919 Jet, a brand new, super chic, super fast airliner. 26 00:01:49,919 --> 00:01:51,760 -No way! 27 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,960 You mean I won? 28 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,207 -Um hmm. 29 00:01:54,207 --> 00:01:57,087 Bling Jet will transport you and a gaggle of international 30 00:01:57,087 --> 00:02:02,720 mega-celebrities from L A to Paris in the blink of an eye. 31 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,240 -Sam, Alex, did you hear that? 32 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,439 I'm going to Paris with a gaggle of international 33 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:08,399 mega-celebrities. 34 00:02:08,399 --> 00:02:09,359 -Yeah, we heard. 35 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:10,639 We're standing right here. 36 00:02:11,119 --> 00:02:12,239 -Ah! 37 00:02:12,239 --> 00:02:13,680 I am so excited. 38 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,600 I don't even care that my hair is a ratted mess. 39 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,480 Soon I'll be hobnobbing with my peeps, baby. 40 00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:19,919 -Right. 41 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,320 Since when is Clover an international mega-celebrity? 42 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,280 -What's with the tude, girls? 43 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,240 Aren't you happy for me? 44 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,679 -Of course we're happy for you. 45 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,848 We're just a little bummed that we didn't win. 46 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,247 -Sorry, but you've got to be entered in Bling Jet's super 47 00:02:31,728 --> 00:02:33,167 fabulous contest to win. 48 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,367 -Oh! 49 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:37,247 We did enter Bling Jet's super fabulous contest. 50 00:02:37,247 --> 00:02:38,959 Clover mailed our entries. 51 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:39,679 Right, Clover? 52 00:02:39,679 --> 00:02:40,639 -Uh, ha, ha, ha, ha. 53 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:41,599 Oopsy. 54 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:42,927 My bad. 55 00:02:42,927 --> 00:02:43,807 ALL: Clover! 56 00:02:43,807 --> 00:02:45,679 -How could you do that? 57 00:02:45,679 --> 00:02:48,079 -Were you trying to sabotage our chances to win? 58 00:02:48,079 --> 00:02:49,039 -Of course not. 59 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:50,959 I was just so excited. 60 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:53,839 I wanted to make super sure my entry got there, so I used 61 00:02:53,839 --> 00:02:55,168 extra stamps. 62 00:02:55,168 --> 00:02:56,528 Ha, ha. 63 00:02:56,528 --> 00:02:57,967 And there were none left to mail yours. 64 00:02:57,967 --> 00:02:58,927 BOTH: Oh. 65 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:02,767 BLING JET FLIGHT REPRESENTATIVE (OFFSCREEN): 66 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:03,248 Congrats again. 67 00:03:03,248 --> 00:03:05,168 See you this afternoon. 68 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:07,088 [sounds of struggling] 69 00:03:07,088 --> 00:03:08,048 -It's OK, Clover. 70 00:03:08,048 --> 00:03:10,559 We'll just take this off your hands. 71 00:03:10,559 --> 00:03:11,040 -Yeah. 72 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,479 The guilt must be killing you. 73 00:03:12,479 --> 00:03:13,439 -No, it's not. 74 00:03:13,439 --> 00:03:14,399 Hands off my ticket. 75 00:03:14,399 --> 00:03:15,359 You heard the stewardess. 76 00:03:15,359 --> 00:03:19,887 [all screaming] 77 00:03:19,887 --> 00:03:20,367 -It's mine! 78 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,279 Give it back! 79 00:03:21,279 --> 00:03:23,008 [all screaming] 80 00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:25,359 -Then we'll draw straws to see who gets to go. 81 00:03:25,359 --> 00:03:27,279 -What part of, congratulations, Clover. 82 00:03:27,279 --> 00:03:28,720 You're the winner, didn't you understand? 83 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,600 -The part where you forgot to mail our entries. 84 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,447 -Speaking of winners, you've been chosen out of thousands 85 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:37,327 of WOOHP agents to serve as human test subjects in our 86 00:03:37,327 --> 00:03:39,567 latest battery of gadget tests. 87 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,327 Isn't that exciting? 88 00:03:41,727 --> 00:03:42,687 -Forget it, Jerry. 89 00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:44,128 -Yeah. 90 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:45,088 You can just find someone else to be your gadget testing 91 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:46,367 Guinea pigs. 92 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:48,287 -I was trying to make it sound exciting. 93 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:50,927 But since that didn't work, your 94 00:03:50,927 --> 00:03:53,967 participation is mandatory. 95 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:54,447 -Sorry. 96 00:03:54,927 --> 00:03:55,887 No can do. 97 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,327 I've been chosen to ride of the maiden 98 00:03:57,327 --> 00:03:58,287 voyage of Bling Jet. 99 00:03:58,767 --> 00:04:00,207 Ha, ha. 100 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:01,647 Obviously, my social standing is more important than testing 101 00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:03,680 WOOHP gadgets. 102 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:04,159 -Oh, Clover. 103 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,079 I'm so excited for you. 104 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,999 Though I must admit to being a little jealous 105 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:09,440 that I didn't win. 106 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,400 -W--w--w-- wait. 107 00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:12,320 You entered the Bling Jet contest? 108 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,407 -Well, of course. 109 00:04:13,888 --> 00:04:15,808 Bling Jet is a technological marvel. 110 00:04:16,287 --> 00:04:18,879 The dawn of a new error in air travel. 111 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:22,719 And not to mention, I used to be quite the international jet 112 00:04:22,719 --> 00:04:23,679 setter in my youth. 113 00:04:23,679 --> 00:04:27,039 [giggling] 114 00:04:27,039 --> 00:04:30,208 -Guess it'll just be the two of you for the gadget testing. 115 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,919 BOTH: But-- but-- 116 00:04:31,919 --> 00:04:32,399 -Thanks, Jer. 117 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:35,279 You're the best. 118 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:36,239 Whoa! 119 00:04:36,719 --> 00:04:37,199 JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Bon voyage, Clover. 120 00:04:41,519 --> 00:05:03,119 [crowd yelling and screaming] 121 00:05:03,119 --> 00:05:03,599 -Free trip. 122 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:05,039 Celebs galore. 123 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,479 Hello. 124 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:07,919 Could it possibly get any better than this? 125 00:05:07,919 --> 00:05:10,159 -Bling Jet also has a nightclub, five star French 126 00:05:10,639 --> 00:05:13,039 restaurant, fully equipped spa, and error-proof landing 127 00:05:13,039 --> 00:05:14,959 system, complete with spinning rims. 128 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,879 Can I show you to your seat? 129 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:17,839 -Uh huh. 130 00:05:24,047 --> 00:05:24,447 -Here we are. 131 00:05:24,447 --> 00:05:24,847 Five 132 00:05:25,247 --> 00:05:26,127 D. -[gasp]. 133 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:28,047 You mean I'm sitting next to hip hop 134 00:05:28,047 --> 00:05:29,487 sensation Triple Threat? 135 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:30,719 Oh! 136 00:05:30,719 --> 00:05:32,079 Dan, Stan, and the Man. 137 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:34,607 You guys are only like the hottest triplets in 138 00:05:34,607 --> 00:05:35,887 pre-packaged music. 139 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:36,239 -(SINGING) Yo. 140 00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:37,199 -(SINGING) Yo. 141 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:38,799 -(SINGING) Yo. 142 00:05:38,799 --> 00:05:39,759 -Oh! 143 00:05:39,759 --> 00:05:41,647 Wait until Sam and Alex see this. 144 00:05:41,647 --> 00:05:44,559 Meeting Triple Treat will so make up for forgetting to mail 145 00:05:44,559 --> 00:05:45,600 their entries. 146 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,480 -So, what do you girls think of WOOHP's fire ants hot 147 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,440 pants, hmm? 148 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,400 BOTH: Ow! 149 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:50,879 Ow! 150 00:05:50,879 --> 00:05:52,320 Ow! 151 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,759 -A big, fat four thumbs down. 152 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,599 -Please make the burning stop. 153 00:05:57,599 --> 00:05:58,080 Ow! 154 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,119 -Hello? 155 00:05:59,119 --> 00:05:59,599 -Hey, Sam. 156 00:05:59,599 --> 00:06:00,687 Hey, Alex. 157 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:02,127 I just thought you might like to say hi to-- 158 00:06:02,559 --> 00:06:02,880 [gasp] 159 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,359 --Triple Threat! 160 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:04,240 Ah! 161 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,167 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 162 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:06,127 -(SINGING) What's up? 163 00:06:06,127 --> 00:06:07,087 -(SINGING) What's up? 164 00:06:07,087 --> 00:06:09,007 -(SINGING) What's up? 165 00:06:09,007 --> 00:06:10,447 -Clover! 166 00:06:10,447 --> 00:06:11,407 What, are you trying to rub your good 167 00:06:11,407 --> 00:06:12,847 fortune in our faces? 168 00:06:12,847 --> 00:06:15,727 -Because now is really not the best time. 169 00:06:15,727 --> 00:06:16,207 Ow! 170 00:06:16,687 --> 00:06:17,567 Out! 171 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:20,367 -Please turn off all the electronic devices, and 172 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:22,927 prepare for departure. 173 00:06:22,927 --> 00:06:25,327 -Um, how do I buckle myself in? 174 00:06:25,327 --> 00:06:26,287 -Hmm. 175 00:06:26,287 --> 00:06:27,247 -Oh! 176 00:06:27,727 --> 00:06:28,207 Cool. 177 00:06:28,687 --> 00:06:29,647 Thanks, Dan. 178 00:06:36,927 --> 00:06:40,368 [screaming] 179 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:41,567 -Oh. 180 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,279 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: We've reached cruising altitude. 181 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:45,727 You are now free to move about the cabin, and enjoy Bling 182 00:06:45,727 --> 00:06:48,367 Jet's fabulous amenities. 183 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:48,719 -Oh. 184 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:51,519 -Nature calls, my peeps. 185 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:54,079 -[gasp] 186 00:06:54,079 --> 00:06:56,479 Well, I guess it's just you and me. 187 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:57,439 Double threat. 188 00:06:57,439 --> 00:06:58,399 What are we waiting for? 189 00:06:58,399 --> 00:06:59,839 [SOUND OF SUCKING THROUGH STRAW] 190 00:07:07,248 --> 00:07:21,119 [music playing] 191 00:07:21,119 --> 00:07:22,560 -Ah! 192 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:28,959 -Mmm. 193 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:32,127 -Uh, haven't seen the man in a while. 194 00:07:32,127 --> 00:07:34,047 -He's probably in the steam room. 195 00:07:34,047 --> 00:07:36,447 Dry plane air is murder on the follicles. 196 00:07:36,447 --> 00:07:37,407 -Oh! 197 00:07:37,407 --> 00:07:38,367 Tell me about it. 198 00:07:38,847 --> 00:07:41,279 I'm deep conditioning the minute we land. 199 00:07:41,279 --> 00:07:42,239 Wait. 200 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,567 This says we've already passed Paris. 201 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:46,047 That makes no sense. 202 00:07:46,047 --> 00:07:47,007 [gasp] 203 00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:47,487 Wow. 204 00:07:47,487 --> 00:07:48,687 That was super psychic. 205 00:07:48,687 --> 00:07:50,927 -What can I do for you, miss? 206 00:07:50,927 --> 00:07:52,847 -Well, I think your GPS system is broken. 207 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,527 It says we've already passed Paris. 208 00:07:54,927 --> 00:07:57,807 -That's really more of a question for the captain. 209 00:07:57,807 --> 00:07:59,247 Please, follow me. 210 00:08:08,079 --> 00:08:10,847 Captain Hayes, this is Clover, winner of 211 00:08:11,327 --> 00:08:12,287 the Bling Jet contest. 212 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:16,320 She has a question she'd like to ask. 213 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,719 -Our motto at Bling Jet is service with a 214 00:08:18,719 --> 00:08:19,679 million dollar smile. 215 00:08:19,679 --> 00:08:21,407 What can I do for you? 216 00:08:21,407 --> 00:08:23,807 -I was just wondering why your on-board computer says we've 217 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:26,207 already passed grand Paris. 218 00:08:26,207 --> 00:08:27,887 -Because we have. 219 00:08:27,887 --> 00:08:30,447 The flight was going so well, we figured, why end it now? 220 00:08:30,447 --> 00:08:32,127 [chuckle] 221 00:08:32,127 --> 00:08:34,767 In fact, we're never going to land. 222 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,127 -[gulp] 223 00:08:36,127 --> 00:08:37,647 -I'm going to fly the friendly skies with my new celebrity 224 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,687 friends forever and ever. 225 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,167 -[gasp] 226 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:42,127 But I don't understand. 227 00:08:42,127 --> 00:08:43,439 Don't planes need fuel? 228 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:44,847 -Not Bling Jet. 229 00:08:44,847 --> 00:08:47,167 It's hydro-powered, collecting condensation from the clouds. 230 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:49,647 -Then the International Airport Authority dudes will 231 00:08:49,647 --> 00:08:51,087 stop you. 232 00:08:51,087 --> 00:08:53,487 -Bling Jet travels faster than the speed of sound, so it's 233 00:08:53,487 --> 00:08:55,887 virtually undetectable by radar. 234 00:08:55,887 --> 00:08:58,767 -If you think the celebrities will go along with this, then 235 00:08:59,007 --> 00:08:59,359 you're-- you're-- 236 00:08:59,359 --> 00:08:59,839 -What? 237 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:01,839 Crazy? 238 00:09:01,839 --> 00:09:04,079 With all the fabulous amenities on Bling Jet, the 239 00:09:04,079 --> 00:09:07,919 celebrities would have to be crazy to want to leave. 240 00:09:07,919 --> 00:09:09,439 -Uh, demented much. 241 00:09:09,439 --> 00:09:11,519 There's no way you're going to get away with this. 242 00:09:11,519 --> 00:09:12,719 [sounds of struggle] 243 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:13,679 -Hey! 244 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,599 You're pretty strong for an overly coiffed, 245 00:09:15,599 --> 00:09:16,559 glorified air waitress. 246 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,647 [sounds of struggle] 247 00:09:19,647 --> 00:09:22,879 -Not to mention heavy. 248 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:23,839 Wait! 249 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,759 Where did he go? 250 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:25,759 Uh! 251 00:09:26,239 --> 00:09:26,959 Uh! 252 00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:28,319 Uh! 253 00:09:30,527 --> 00:09:32,527 -There's no point in trying to escape. 254 00:09:32,527 --> 00:09:34,927 Those are diamond coated doors. 255 00:09:34,927 --> 00:09:37,327 Nothing goes in or our unless I say so. 256 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,767 -Uh! 257 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:40,079 Ow! 258 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:41,519 Uh! 259 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:44,847 -Now please, take your seat, and prepare for departure. 260 00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:46,287 [laughs] 261 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:47,727 CLOVER: Uh! 262 00:09:47,727 --> 00:09:48,207 Oh! 263 00:09:48,207 --> 00:09:50,287 -Yours, that is. 264 00:09:50,287 --> 00:09:53,567 -Do the words, as if, mean anything to you? 265 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:56,287 Huh? 266 00:09:56,287 --> 00:09:57,519 Oh! 267 00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:58,767 Whoa. 268 00:09:58,767 --> 00:09:59,727 So that's why you're kidnapping celebrities? 269 00:10:00,207 --> 00:10:03,199 You have one majorly severe case of CWS. 270 00:10:03,199 --> 00:10:04,959 -CWS? 271 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:05,439 -Duh! 272 00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:07,567 Celebrity worship syndrome. 273 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:10,927 -And soon you'll have one major case of altitude 274 00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:13,327 sickness, when my flight attendant throws 275 00:10:13,327 --> 00:10:14,287 you from the plane. 276 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:15,887 Get her! 277 00:10:15,887 --> 00:10:17,199 -OK. 278 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,806 Um, I hate to be redundant, but it's so 279 00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:20,447 not going to happen. 280 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:25,039 [sounds of struggle] 281 00:10:25,039 --> 00:10:25,518 -Ah! 282 00:10:25,518 --> 00:10:25,999 OK! 283 00:10:25,999 --> 00:10:27,438 Mega freaky? 284 00:10:27,438 --> 00:10:29,358 -Oh, did I forget to mention my flight 285 00:10:29,358 --> 00:10:31,199 attendants are robots? 286 00:10:31,199 --> 00:10:38,046 [sounds of struggle] 287 00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:41,199 -Did I forget to mention I'm an international spy? 288 00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:44,079 -You can run, Clover, but you can't hide. 289 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:45,039 -Oh, yeah? 290 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:46,686 Just watch me. 291 00:10:46,686 --> 00:10:47,999 Uh! 292 00:10:48,479 --> 00:10:49,199 Uh! 293 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,479 I need some super spy backup. 294 00:10:56,479 --> 00:10:57,919 Time for another call to Sam and Alex. 295 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:00,319 [groan offscreen] 296 00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:00,799 -[gasp] 297 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:01,919 He--he-- hello? 298 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:03,807 [groan from under sink] 299 00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:05,199 -Huh? 300 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:08,799 [groan] 301 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:09,726 -The Man! 302 00:11:09,726 --> 00:11:10,686 What have they done to you? 303 00:11:10,686 --> 00:11:11,598 Oh, don't worry. 304 00:11:11,598 --> 00:11:12,799 I'm getting help. 305 00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:15,119 -[muffled words] 306 00:11:15,119 --> 00:11:18,079 -The quick stash moustache is designed to hide whatever you 307 00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:19,519 need while on assignment. 308 00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:20,799 No matter the size. 309 00:11:20,799 --> 00:11:21,279 Go ahead. 310 00:11:21,759 --> 00:11:22,959 Give it a try. 311 00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:30,479 BOTH: Whoa! 312 00:11:30,479 --> 00:11:30,959 -Oh. 313 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:31,439 -Oh, yeah Jer. 314 00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:33,359 This is foolproof. 315 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,799 No one will ever suspect we've got anything hidden in here. 316 00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:36,719 -Plus we're not males, so why exactly 317 00:11:36,719 --> 00:11:38,478 are we wearing mustaches? 318 00:11:38,478 --> 00:11:39,438 [telephone rings] 319 00:11:39,438 --> 00:11:41,807 -Allow me. 320 00:11:41,807 --> 00:11:43,247 ALL: Clover. 321 00:11:43,247 --> 00:11:45,647 -If you called to brag about your fabulous trip, Clover, 322 00:11:45,647 --> 00:11:46,718 you can just forget it. 323 00:11:46,718 --> 00:11:48,159 -This isn't a courtesy call. 324 00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:50,287 I'm in some major high altitude trouble. 325 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:51,647 -What's wrong? 326 00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:54,047 -Captain Hayes is a celeb-napper, with no plans to 327 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,487 land Bling Jet ever. 328 00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:57,407 And if we don't go along with his plan, he's going to put us 329 00:11:57,887 --> 00:11:58,638 in a creepy dungeon thingy. 330 00:11:59,087 --> 00:11:59,999 ALL: [gasp] 331 00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:03,839 -Com out, come out, wherever you are. 332 00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,279 [scream] 333 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,239 -Ooh. 334 00:12:06,239 --> 00:12:08,559 Alex, Sam, hurry? 335 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:09,999 -Hang in there, Clover. 336 00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:11,087 We're on our way. 337 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:11,999 Yee-yee-yee. 338 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:11,999 Oh. 339 00:12:12,479 --> 00:12:12,847 Ow. 340 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,599 -Those haven't been tested, yet. 341 00:12:17,599 --> 00:12:18,127 GLADIS! 342 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,087 -No, Jer. 343 00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:20,527 There's no time for GLADIS. 344 00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:23,646 Besides, what better way to test them than in the field? 345 00:12:23,646 --> 00:12:24,127 -You're right. 346 00:12:24,606 --> 00:12:25,566 Good luck, girls. 347 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:29,358 BOTH: Whoa! 348 00:12:29,358 --> 00:12:31,278 Whoa! 349 00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:32,238 Whoa! 350 00:12:32,238 --> 00:12:33,198 Whoa! 351 00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:34,158 Whoa! 352 00:12:34,158 --> 00:12:35,118 -These nuclear-powered propeller caps 353 00:12:35,118 --> 00:12:36,559 are making me dizzy. 354 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:41,567 -Oh, if I wasn't so scared, this might actually be fun. 355 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,207 Except for the part where we look like geeks. 356 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:45,087 [gasp] 357 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:45,567 Oh, no! 358 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:47,007 -What? 359 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:48,319 -I think I'm running out of juice. 360 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:49,118 [scream] 361 00:12:49,118 --> 00:12:50,078 -Hang on, Alex. 362 00:12:50,078 --> 00:12:51,519 I'm coming. 363 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:52,958 If only I could figure out how to control this thing. 364 00:12:56,207 --> 00:12:56,639 [scream] 365 00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:57,039 -Gotcha! 366 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:58,479 -Thanks, Sam. 367 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,399 I had visions of being a spy pancake. 368 00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:01,359 -We'd better hurry. 369 00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,166 Who knows how much juice that I've got left. 370 00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:07,647 -How are we going to get inside? 371 00:13:08,127 --> 00:13:11,167 If we open the door, it could depressurize the entire cabin. 372 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,606 -We could go in through there. 373 00:13:12,606 --> 00:13:14,047 -Whoa! 374 00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:15,327 Isn't that the toilet exhaust? 375 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,767 -Desperate times call for desperate measures. 376 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,167 Which bring us to experimental gadget number two. 377 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:19,919 -Uh-- 378 00:13:19,919 --> 00:13:21,406 -A metal mashing boxing glove. 379 00:13:21,406 --> 00:13:22,847 Ah-yah! 380 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:30,687 -Cool, and gross. 381 00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:33,007 I can't believe we just crawled 382 00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,446 through the toilet exhaust. 383 00:13:34,927 --> 00:13:36,847 -At least it's self-cleaning. 384 00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:37,326 -Ah! 385 00:13:37,326 --> 00:13:37,599 Sam! 386 00:13:37,887 --> 00:13:38,367 Alex! 387 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:39,327 I knew you'd come. 388 00:13:39,807 --> 00:13:41,247 I'd totally hug you, but-- you know. 389 00:13:41,247 --> 00:13:45,006 ALL: [groans] 390 00:13:45,487 --> 00:13:45,999 -Get me out of here. 391 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:52,399 ALL: [groans and screams] 392 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,359 -Clover, one. 393 00:13:53,359 --> 00:13:56,718 Freaky robots, none. 394 00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:57,486 -Batter up! 395 00:13:57,807 --> 00:14:07,086 [sounds of fighting] 396 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:08,046 -Great work, spies. 397 00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:13,246 Now, grab their tacky uniforms and follow me. 398 00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:14,206 [SOUNDS OF HIGH HEELS CLICKING] 399 00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:23,999 -Did you eliminate the girl? 400 00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:26,207 -If by the girl, you mean Clover? 401 00:14:26,207 --> 00:14:28,127 Then no, because I'm standing right here. 402 00:14:28,127 --> 00:14:32,446 -I'd love to stay and chat, but I really have to jet. 403 00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:32,927 BOTH: Huh? 404 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,847 -So that's how he does it. 405 00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:36,607 CAPTAIN HAYES (OFFSCREEN): Pretty cool trick, huh? 406 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:39,006 [gasp] 407 00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,447 He's locked us in from the outside. 408 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,446 CAPTAIN HAYES (OFFSCREEN): I've also programmed the 409 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:45,647 computer to begin dropping the pressure inside the cockpit. 410 00:14:45,647 --> 00:14:47,646 Sleep tight, ladies. 411 00:14:47,646 --> 00:14:50,047 -Oh. 412 00:14:50,047 --> 00:14:53,166 [soft piano music] 413 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,126 -Nice to see you. 414 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,086 Enjoying your flight? 415 00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:56,527 You look marvelous. 416 00:14:56,527 --> 00:14:58,447 -Excuse me, Captain. 417 00:14:58,447 --> 00:15:01,246 I was just wondering when we'll reach Paris? 418 00:15:01,246 --> 00:15:02,158 -Yes. 419 00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:04,719 I'm expected at the theater at 8:00. 420 00:15:05,199 --> 00:15:05,679 -Soon. 421 00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:06,639 Very soon. 422 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,126 Now, relax and enjoy the flight. 423 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,006 After all, the journey is the destination, right? 424 00:15:11,006 --> 00:15:12,447 Ha Ha. 425 00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:14,846 Why don't I have my flight crew bring around some low fat 426 00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:15,806 pistachio froyo? 427 00:15:15,806 --> 00:15:16,287 Hmm? 428 00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:16,766 -Oh, yeah. 429 00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:17,726 All right. 430 00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:18,207 -Pistachio froyo. 431 00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:20,127 -(SINGING) Yummers. 432 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,047 Yummers times two. 433 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:28,447 [beeping] 434 00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:33,247 -I haven't felt this nauseous since Mandy wore a tube top to 435 00:15:33,247 --> 00:15:34,207 Algebra. 436 00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:35,646 -With the cockpit pressure dropping, we won't stay 437 00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:37,566 conscious much longer. 438 00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:40,446 -Then we better call for reinforcements. 439 00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:41,406 -Good idea. 440 00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:42,847 I'll dial Jerry. 441 00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:43,807 -Forget Jerry. 442 00:15:43,807 --> 00:15:47,886 We need to alert the other passengers. 443 00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:48,846 [chuckling] 444 00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:49,806 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Ola, mega-celebs. 445 00:15:49,806 --> 00:15:52,078 This is Clover from five D. 446 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:53,519 CLOVER (ON COMMUNICATION SCREEN): I'm afraid I have 447 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,479 some bad news. 448 00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:57,838 Captain Hayes has no intention of landing in Paris. 449 00:15:58,319 --> 00:16:01,199 He wants you to live aboard Bling Jet as his 450 00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:05,279 own personal menagerie. 451 00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:06,719 Freaky weird, huh? 452 00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:10,079 Feel free to be incensed and angry. 453 00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:14,879 And BTW, he stuck me and my girls in the cockpit with 454 00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:16,319 little breathable air. 455 00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:20,847 So if you can give us a hand, it would be way appreciated. 456 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,719 Over and out. 457 00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:23,679 -Who do you think you are? 458 00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:25,359 -You'll never get away with this. 459 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,607 -You crazy, man. 460 00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:28,046 -You ain't never going to get away with this, man. 461 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:28,527 Never! 462 00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:29,358 -You want insane? 463 00:16:29,358 --> 00:16:30,526 I'll give you insane. 464 00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:33,999 ALL: Oh! 465 00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:35,678 -I've just increased Bling Jet's speed to a nutty one 466 00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:36,638 million miles per hour. 467 00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:39,599 A velocity so intense, that it reverse the 468 00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:40,719 rotation of the Earth. 469 00:16:41,198 --> 00:16:44,078 I will go backward on Earth, erasing your fame and fortune 470 00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:45,599 in the process. 471 00:16:45,599 --> 00:16:46,079 Ha ha! 472 00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:47,039 Ha ha! 473 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:52,158 [roaring of jet engines] 474 00:16:52,527 --> 00:16:53,406 ALL: Oh! 475 00:16:53,406 --> 00:16:55,326 [clock ticking] 476 00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,527 [roaring of jet engines] 477 00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:01,727 -Get him! 478 00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:03,566 -Let's get him! 479 00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:05,919 -My flight crew will be happy to assist you with all your 480 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:07,327 in-flight needs-- 481 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,478 later. 482 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:10,398 -Oh! 483 00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:13,278 Looks like Clover's Operation Celebrity pep rally failed. 484 00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:15,198 What do we do now? 485 00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:17,278 -I don't know, but we better do it pronto. 486 00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:20,639 I'm fading faster than a store-bought tan. 487 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:24,479 -Experimental gadget number three, don't fail us now. 488 00:17:24,479 --> 00:17:25,918 -Oh! 489 00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:28,798 How is playing rock the cradle going to help our lame oxygen 490 00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:29,679 sitch, Sam? 491 00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:31,087 Come 492 00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:32,526 -It's not. 493 00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:35,887 While you two figure out a way to restore cabin pressure, I'm 494 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,486 going to slow down the plane. 495 00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:42,366 -Another mission, another bad hair day. 496 00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:43,806 -OK. 497 00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:45,246 I'm no international jet setter, but shouldn't there be 498 00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:47,519 oxygen masks dropping from the ceiling by now? 499 00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:50,399 -The captain must have jammed them with that totally 500 00:17:50,399 --> 00:17:53,886 annoying, totally cyber lamer mode of his. 501 00:17:53,886 --> 00:17:56,447 -Then we'll just have to unjam them. 502 00:17:56,447 --> 00:18:02,238 -Who knew my in-flight mani would come in so handy? 503 00:18:02,719 --> 00:18:05,006 Uh! 504 00:18:05,006 --> 00:18:05,487 Uh! 505 00:18:05,487 --> 00:18:06,926 -Nice work, Clover. 506 00:18:06,926 --> 00:18:08,367 -Ah. 507 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:11,199 Now, all we have to do is increase the oxygen flow. 508 00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:12,606 -No prob. 509 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:27,887 [music playing] 510 00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,999 -Oh! 511 00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:31,679 BOTH: Oh! 512 00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:35,678 [moaning and screaming] 513 00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:36,638 -Oh! 514 00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:38,079 Maybe using an experimental gadget 515 00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:39,438 wasn't such a good idea. 516 00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:41,519 -Guess this is one way to get rid of wrinkles. 517 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:42,479 Ha ha. 518 00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:43,439 Not that I have any. 519 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:46,558 -Forget about your face, Clover. 520 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,959 Oh! 521 00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,279 Oh! 522 00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:52,239 We 523 00:18:52,239 --> 00:18:53,199 need to help Sam. 524 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,558 Now, grab onto me, and don't let go. 525 00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:57,518 -Right. 526 00:18:57,518 --> 00:19:01,918 BOTH: [groans] 527 00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:02,878 -Sammy! 528 00:19:02,878 --> 00:19:04,878 -Alex! 529 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,398 Help! 530 00:19:06,398 --> 00:19:07,358 -Oh! 531 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:10,558 No worries. 532 00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:11,887 I'm on it. 533 00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:17,838 -Whoa! 534 00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:18,318 Uh! 535 00:19:18,318 --> 00:19:18,798 -Oops! 536 00:19:18,798 --> 00:19:20,927 Not on it. 537 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:21,406 -Uh! 538 00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:22,847 -Oh! 539 00:19:27,647 --> 00:19:31,166 [groans] 540 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,607 -Sorry, girls. 541 00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:34,367 I was so concerned with slowing the plane down, I kind 542 00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:36,287 of forgot to think about the landing. 543 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:37,247 -Oh! 544 00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:38,446 Well, you better think about it now. 545 00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:41,486 Because we're coming in fast. 546 00:19:41,486 --> 00:19:42,446 -Just relax, girls. 547 00:19:42,878 --> 00:19:44,286 Our ride is fully loaded. 548 00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:45,358 -Back away from the console. 549 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:49,679 There's no way I'm letting some wannabe ruin my destiny. 550 00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:53,246 -The only wannabe I see is you, as in you might want to 551 00:19:53,246 --> 00:19:56,047 be running, because you're about to get your but kicked. 552 00:19:56,047 --> 00:20:02,159 [sounds of struggle] 553 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,039 -Now, as I was saying before we were so rudely interrupted, 554 00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:08,798 say hello to Bling Jet's error-proof landing system. 555 00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:21,326 -Ah. 556 00:20:21,326 --> 00:20:23,246 Now, that's what I call Bling-tastic. 557 00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:34,686 -Nice job, ladies. 558 00:20:34,686 --> 00:20:36,606 I'll see you back on solid ground. 559 00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:38,926 -And thanks for flying with that us. 560 00:20:38,926 --> 00:20:41,679 I've always wanted to say that. 561 00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,006 -Bye bye. 562 00:20:43,006 --> 00:20:45,838 And please remember, if you're going to sue, sue him, not us. 563 00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:47,726 We're the good guys. 564 00:20:47,726 --> 00:20:49,166 Bye, Triple Threat. 565 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,078 -(SINGING) Yo. 566 00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:50,558 -(SINGING) Yo. 567 00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:52,718 -(SINGING) Yo. 568 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,838 -And remember, I'm available for any of your casting needs. 569 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,447 I'll have my agent send you a head shot. 570 00:20:58,447 --> 00:20:58,926 BOTH: Oh! 571 00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:00,798 -Oh, that reminds me. 572 00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:02,158 Just thought this would make up for forgetting 573 00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:03,486 to mail your entries. 574 00:21:03,486 --> 00:21:03,966 -Ooh! 575 00:21:04,446 --> 00:21:06,846 Dan, Stan, and the Man. 576 00:21:06,846 --> 00:21:08,766 I'll cherish this always. 577 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:09,726 -Yo, you, yo! 578 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:15,198 [laughter] 579 00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:18,078 -Being a celeb is like so not what it's cracked up to be. 580 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,479 People are always all over you, wanting autographs, 581 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:21,918 pictures, hair. 582 00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:24,319 And like, privacy is totally a thing of the past. 583 00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:25,758 I mean, hello. 584 00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:28,159 Try scratching your nose without 100 paparazzi snapping 585 00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:29,598 away at you. 586 00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:31,518 No, thank you. 587 00:21:31,518 --> 00:21:34,398 Unless, of course, someone out there wants to do a show about 588 00:21:34,398 --> 00:21:35,358 me, or something. 589 00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:38,238 You know, like being a super cool spy. 590 00:21:38,238 --> 00:21:38,719 Heh heh. 591 00:21:38,719 --> 00:21:40,158 Just needs a name. 592 00:21:40,158 --> 00:21:40,158 Oh! 593 00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:41,118 Oh! 594 00:21:41,118 --> 00:21:41,599 I know.