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[growls]

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"C'est La Vie"
by B*Witched plays

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<i>♪ Ah, ohh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ah, ohh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ah, ohh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I said, hey, boy</i>
<i>Sittin' in your tree ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mummy always wants you</i>
<i>to come for tea ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't by shy</i>
<i>Straighten up your tie ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get down from your tree house</i>
<i>Sittin' in the sky... ♪</i>

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[woman]
<i>Coco, Sophie, Mel, and I</i>
<i>met in middle school</i> ,

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<i>and we were instantly</i>
<i>best friends.</i>

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<i>Sophie was the sweetest girl</i>
<i>you've ever met.</i>

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Hey, guys, I got us mixtapes.

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-[girl] You're kidding.
-Oh, my gosh.

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[squeals, giggles]
Thank you so much.

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[woman]
<i>Coco was a total badass</i> .

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Hey, get back here! I'm gonna
stomp your fucking ass, bitch!

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<i>♪ ...blow you away ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Say you won't</i>
<i>Say you'll do what I don't... ♪</i>

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[woman] <i>And Mel...</i>

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Guys, look,
I just stole a Mercedes.

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<i>Mel was completely insane.</i>

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Holy shit.

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-[honking]
-[Mel] Come on, get in.

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-[sustained honk]
-I'm not gonna stop

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until you get in.

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-Wanna go?
-Okay.

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-Can we go?
-Okay.

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-Okay.
<i>-♪ Say you'll do... ♪</i>

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[woman] <i>We stayed super close</i>
<i>over the years.</i>

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<i>All through high school,</i>

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<i>and our 20s</i>

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<i>and our 30s.</i>

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<i>We always had</i>
<i>the best time together.</i>

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<i>But unfortunately,</i>
<i>our lives have gotten so busy</i>

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<i>with our kids</i>
<i>and our families and our jobs,</i>

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<i>we never really get to see</i>
<i>each other anymore.</i>

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<i>As for me,</i>

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<i>I've been buried in work</i>
<i>for the last six months.</i>

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This court finds
for the plaintiff
and awards him full restitution.

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-Case is adjourned.
-[gavel bangs]

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-Ah.
-Thank you for your great work.

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-Of course. Congratulations.
[chuckles]
-Thank you.

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-I'll call you later. Okay.
-[client] Okay.

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Hey, great job today.

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Thanks. You too. You did great.

49
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Honestly, I'm glad you won.
My client is such an asshole.

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[laughs]
I've had my share of those.

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So, I don't usually do this,

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but now that the case is over,

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can I take you to dinner?

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Oh. Are you looking for a job?

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[chuckling] What? No.
No, because I like you.

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Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

57
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Are you, uh--
are you asking me on a date?

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-I was trying to.
-[chuckles]

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Oh, yes. Okay. I would-- yes.
I would love that.

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-Okay.
-Yeah, I'm good at dating.

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-Great.
-Uh-huh.

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When's good for you?

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Okay. Um. Oh, let me look.

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Let's see here.
So, I can't do this weekend.

65
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And then my son
has soccer playoffs.

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And my dad is getting
his hip s-surgery.

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[sharp inhale]
Back in trial again. Um...

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There-- July 19th?

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-You mean three months from now?
-Mm. [soft chuckle]

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The joys of being a single mom.
[chuckle]

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You know what?
If something opens up,
why don't you give me a call?

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-Yes. Okay. I will do that.
-Nice to see you.

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All right.

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Bye.

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[sighs]

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-That was sad.
-[phone ringing]

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-[phone beeps]
-Hi.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry. Okay.

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Okay. Yeah. Be right there.

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[man] <i>Sophie!</i>

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[Sophie] <i>I'm coming!</i>

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[mouthing]

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[man] Sophie!

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Where were you?

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I was at my son's recital,
like I mentioned.

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[stammers] You can't just
leave me like that.

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I needed lunch,
and no one was here.

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I was scared.

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I know. I know. It's okay, Toby.

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I got you lunch on my way back.

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Oh, okay. Great. Well, just,
uh, do I get a choice?

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I've just got to eat whatever
you've decided?

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12-piece sashimi platter,

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pork gyoza, and seaweed salad.

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Fuck! That's exactly
what I wanted!

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Yes, I know. Do you need a bib?

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No. I'm not a baby.

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No, of course not.

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No, you are the parking lot
king of California.

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Yes, I am. [chuckles]

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Okay. Do you need anything else?

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Yes. Yes, actually, I do.

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Um.

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Last night was a total disaster.

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A light bulb died
in my second beach house,

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and I had to change it myself.

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Oh, Toby, I am so sorry.

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I need you to stay
on top of my needs.

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Anticipate.
You know? Anticipate.

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-Absolutely.
-Okay.

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[mouthing]

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[car door opens, closes]

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I still don't understand why
we have to exchange the kids

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in, like, a neutral location.

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Because every time we exchange
the kids at my house,

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you break plates
and you make fun of my penis.

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Okay, I don't...

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Can I just have my kids, please?

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Okay, girls.

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-Have a good week.
-Hi!

121
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Oh, my God,
I missed you so much!

122
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You look so cute.
Look at those boots.

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-Mommy!
-Hi, bubba! Oh, my God!

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-Okay, here you go.
-Say bye to Daddy.

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Have fun. I love you. Good bye.

126
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Bye, Daddy. Bye, Margaret.

127
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Oh, Margaret's here. Amazing.

128
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That is awesome.
Put your seatbelts on.

129
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Why you letting that hoochie
around my kids?

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She's my girlfriend, Coco,
and she's great with the kids.

131
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How is it even possible
that my husband
left me for an older woman?

132
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You're supposed to leave me
for, like, Gigi Hadid.

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Not Ina Garten.

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-She's not Ina Garten.
-No, truly,

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does she just, like, turn you on
with her Velcro sneakers?

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I'm not entertaining this.

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-Hey, bub!
-Hey, Mommy.

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We can hear everything
you're saying.

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Oh, you can? That's, um...

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That's not great.

141
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Mommy, why are you
always so mad?

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That's a great question.
I, um...

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I'm gonna say bye
to Daddy, okay?

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-Did you put them up to this?
-I-- You know I didn't.

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This feels like
you put them up to this, Roger.

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Did she put them up to this?

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No, no, she did not
put them up to this.

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Have you thought about...

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I don't know,
maybe going to therapy?

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Oh, my God, with the therapy!

151
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You gotta shut the fuck up
about the therapy.

152
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Look, I just think
a good therapist

153
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might be able
to help you with your...

154
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with your anger issues.

155
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Are you calling me
an angry Black woman?

156
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No, no, no. I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying-- I'm not--

157
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No one's calling...

158
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not calling her
an angry Black woman.

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Let me tell you something.
I am mixed, motherfucker, okay?

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And my Black side is cool
as hell right now.

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Truly, she is wall-twerking
at the Essence Fest,

162
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living her best life in
a white outfit with no stains.

163
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But my white side? Ooh, baby!

164
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You just pissed
my white side off.

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It's like you just asked me
to put shoes on at Walmart,

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and I ain't gonna do it.
You understand what I'm saying?

167
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I don't. I don't understand
what you're saying, Coco.

168
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Can we be done
with this now, please?

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Okay.

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Goodbye, Margaret.

171
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Your hair looks nice today.

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She's not deaf.

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Whatever.

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Mama, you okay?

175
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Yeah. Yeah,
baby, I'm just, um...

176
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[sighs] Yeah, these are tears
of joy, you know?

177
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I'm just, like, really,
really happy to see you, so...

178
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Everything in my life
is going really well.

179
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It's going great.

180
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[dog yips]

181
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Sorry I'm late, you guys.
My day was crazy.

182
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-Oh, this is the best part.
-[gunshots on tv]

183
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Oh, what are you--
Are you watching <i>Pulp Fiction?</i>

184
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-No! No, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
-What are you doing?

185
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Travolta's about to get
shot in the bathroom.

186
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Hey, why don't you guys go
upstairs and get ready for bed,

187
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and I'll be up in a second,
okay? Because it's 11:30.

188
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I'm gonna say goodnight
to your uncle, okay?

189
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[chuckles feebly]

190
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Jesus, what did you do in here?

191
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I was teaching the kids
how to cage fight.

192
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I won every round.

193
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Oh.

194
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Oh, by the way,
the dog took a dump on the rug.

195
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But don't worry,
I put a napkin over it.

196
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Bye.

197
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[phone ringing]

198
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["Marie Kondo"
by Rachel Chinouriri plays]

199
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[phone rings, beeps]

200
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-Hey, Dad. How you feeling?
-[indistinct chatter over phone]

201
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-Mm-hmm? [sighs]
-[chatter continues]

202
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-Oh, well...
-[chatter continues]

203
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Okay, you should probably
listen to your doctor,

204
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because he knows
more about medicine
than the guy from YouTube.

205
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Right?

206
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-[chatter continues]
-Uh-huh?

207
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-[line beeping]
-No, but you... Hello? Hello?

208
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["Marie Kondo" continues]

209
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[sighs]

210
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<i>♪ I'm getting rid</i>
<i>Of everything ♪</i>

211
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<i>♪ Starting with you ♪</i>

212
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<i>♪ Starting with you ♪</i>

213
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<i>♪♪ I'm learning</i>
<i>What a fool I've been ♪</i>

214
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<i>♪ For starting with you ♪</i>

215
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-Oh. Hi.
-Hi!

216
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I'm so sorry I'm late.

217
00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:05,739
All good.

218
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,074
-[Sophie] Is Mel coming?
-No.

219
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,776
I think she's in France.

220
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,744
You want, like,
a latte or something?

221
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,515
No, no, no.
I have exactly four minutes
before my boss needs me back,

222
00:10:13,848 --> 00:10:15,749
so can we just
jump right in and talk about

223
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what we're gonna do
for Jane's birthday?

224
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,121
Let's do it. I can't wait.
I'm so excited.

225
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,157
All right. So I was thinking...

226
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Murder Mystery dinner party.

227
00:10:28,162 --> 00:10:29,430
Um...

228
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,232
Girl, I worry
about you sometimes.

229
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-[chuckles]
-All right, birthday girl.

230
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-What do you want to do?
-Uh.

231
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Honestly, I want
to just lay down

232
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and have someone
roll me up into a rug

233
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and just sleep.

234
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-That's it?
-Yeah.

235
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,085
Okay. You want to sleep.

236
00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:54,822
Maybe, um, a spa weekend,
you know?

237
00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:57,825
-Um, massages, champagne...
-[Jane] Oh, yeah.

238
00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:00,794
...big comfy robes,
totally stress-free.

239
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,230
Oh, my God. That sounds so nice.

240
00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:04,198
That does.

241
00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:05,733
-Right?
-Yeah.

242
00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:10,037
The last time I had a massage
was, like, my last mammogram.

243
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,574
Wow. Good for you.

244
00:11:12,907 --> 00:11:14,742
Get that mammogram,
you little dirty bitch.

245
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:15,943
[giggles]

246
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:19,146
Have you guys ever been
to the Solaris Eden Beach?

247
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,282
-Uh, no.
-I've been. It's amazing.

248
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,284
[Jane] That sounds really nice.

249
00:11:23,585 --> 00:11:26,420
-So should I book it?
-Should you...? [laughs]

250
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:28,756
[Jane] What?

251
00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:30,858
No. Oh, no. I ca-- I can't.

252
00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:32,693
I thought we were
just joking around.

253
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,463
Yeah. There's no way I can
go away for an entire weekend.

254
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,832
My schedule's crazy. It's...

255
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,135
This is why we need
a spa weekend, you guys, okay?

256
00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:43,672
We never do anything
for ourselves anymore. We don't.

257
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,873
When is the last time
we had an adult hang?

258
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,709
Like, a real adult hang
with, like, a pillow fight,

259
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,311
and, oops, my tit fell out?

260
00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,214
We don't have to get that
crazy, but maybe we do!

261
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,983
I don't know!
But we're not doing that shit.

262
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,453
We're doing birthday parties
at Skyzone and Chuck E Cheeses,

263
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:03,257
trying not to get the norovirus.
What the fuck?

264
00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:04,992
Truly. I mean,
when's the last time

265
00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:07,494
-we had an adult hang?
-It's been a minute.

266
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,798
Hanging out with your friends
is essential to our survival.

267
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:14,335
Do you understand? So come on.
Let's fight for this.

268
00:12:14,636 --> 00:12:15,736
-Yep.
-[Coco] Come on, birthday girl.

269
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,204
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-[Coco] What's up?

270
00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:18,472
-[Coco] You want to do this?
-Mm-hmm!

271
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:19,473
-[Coco] Let's do this.
-Let's do this.

272
00:12:19,674 --> 00:12:20,808
Sophie.

273
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,378
Okay. You know what? Screw it.

274
00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:27,948
I am gonna ask my boss
for a weekend off,

275
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,984
and I'll get my husband
to watch the kids.

276
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,218
Yeah, girl!

277
00:12:31,553 --> 00:12:33,655
I will call
the expensive babysitter,

278
00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:35,657
the one who doesn't fuck
her boyfriend in my bed.

279
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,024
Bitch, I know that's right.

280
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,660
I can't believe she did that.
That is so wild.

281
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,361
You should burn those sheets.
But yes!

282
00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,329
Come on! We're doing it.

283
00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:43,632
Wait, wait, wait, though.

284
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,100
Uh... Do we need to invite Mel?

285
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,901
No. She's a lunatic.

286
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,903
We're going to a spa, not Vegas.

287
00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:52,373
Well, you know what?
She's a part
of our friend group,

288
00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:56,277
so doesn't it feel kind of
mean to not invite her?

289
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,912
She's gonna find out that
we all went away without her.

290
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,849
Or perhaps we're just adults,

291
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,385
and we admit
that she's gonna ruin the vibe

292
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,986
because she's bat shit crazy.

293
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,692
Fine. We will not invite Mel.

294
00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:14,663
Yes! Oh, my God.
I am so excited!

295
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,130
[phone chimes]

296
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,965
-I just booked a room.
-What?

297
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:21,135
We're going
on a spa weekend, bitches!

298
00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,738
[cheering]

299
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,675
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh</i>
<i>Am I ready? ♪♪</i>

300
00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,075
<i>♪ I'm ready to go... ♪♪</i>

301
00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:29,511
-[Jane cheers]
- <i>♪ Am I ready? ♪</i>

302
00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:32,714
-Oh, my God!
-Ready, girl?

303
00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,415
-[Jane] Yes!
-Here we go!

304
00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,949
[laughs]

305
00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:37,418
<i>-♪ ...to be loved ♪</i>
<i>-♪♪ To be loved ♪</i>

306
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,720
<i>♪ Am I ready? ♪♪</i>

307
00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:40,454
<i>♪ You deserve it right now ♪</i>

308
00:13:40,522 --> 00:13:41,855
<i>♪ 'Cause I want it ♪♪</i>

309
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,625
<i>♪ That's what</i>
<i>I'm talkin' about ♪</i>

310
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,858
<i>♪ Am I ready? ♪</i>

311
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:46,561
<i>♪ You gon' figure it out ♪</i>

312
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,295
<i>-♪ To be loved... ♪</i>
-[thumps]

313
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:49,897
<i>♪ To be loved ♪</i>

314
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:53,702
<i>♪ You found me</i>
<i>I was fed up with the fantasy ♪</i>

315
00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:55,704
<i>♪ What you wanna do?</i>
<i>Think I'm ready, ooh ♪</i>

316
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,372
<i>♪ Think you like that</i>
<i>Think you like that ♪</i>

317
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,709
<i>♪ When I clap back like that ♪</i>

318
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,142
<i>♪ Let me know ♪</i>

319
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:04,445
<i>-♪ Am I ready? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Yesterday ♪</i>

320
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,481
<i>♪ I would have run away ♪</i>

321
00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:09,450
<i>♪ And I don't know why ♪</i>

322
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,086
-[Sophie] So cool!
-Yeah!

323
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,854
-Look at this place!
-Come on.

324
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,223
Namaste and welcome
to Solaris Eden Beach.

325
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,292
Oh, namaste.

326
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,095
-You checking in today?
-Oh, fuck yes.

327
00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:22,463
Thank you.

328
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:25,332
Excuse me. What?

329
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,234
-Hello.
-Oh, my God.

330
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,237
-[gasps]
-Fuck yes.

331
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,606
Oh, my God.

332
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,208
-Wow.
-Are you kidding me?

333
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,409
[Jane] It's gorgeous.

334
00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:36,778
It's better than I remember it,
to be honest.

335
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,879
-It's beautiful.
-It's amazing.

336
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,616
-It smells good! Yes.
-Here?

337
00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:43,752
[women giggle]

338
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:44,918
[Jane] Hello.

339
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:49,223
Welcome, Ms. Walsh,
Ms. Bellinger, and Ms. McCloud.

340
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,424
[Jane] Hello.

341
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,527
Oh, wow. I love it
that you know all of our names,

342
00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:54,228
but it's also kind of creepy.

343
00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:55,663
My name is Ayurveda.

344
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,632
-Hmm!
-Oh.

345
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,701
May I offer you a hibiscus water

346
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,770
or a complimentary glass
of champagne?

347
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,638
-[both] Champagne.
-Oh, hibiscus water.

348
00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,240
-Cham-- Champagne.
-Mm-hmm.

349
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,876
Champagne makes me fart.

350
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,778
We didn't need to know that,
sis, but I love you.

351
00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:10,978
-Ooh. Wow.
-[Coco] Yum.

352
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,046
-[Coco] Look at that.
-Thank you.

353
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,249
-So French.
-Ooh.

354
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,184
-Cheers!
-Cheers!

355
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,986
-[women giggle]
-I have you staying in

356
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,221
our serenity villa for the
next two nights. Are there any

357
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:23,424
spa appointments I could book
for you at this time?

358
00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:24,793
-Yeah.
-Yes, all of them.

359
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,429
Oh, well, we do have
over 45 spa treatments.

360
00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:31,031
Read them to me, Ayurveda.

361
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,535
-Deep tissue massage.
-Yes.

362
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:35,402
-Exfoliating facial.
-Yes.

363
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:36,838
-Mud bath.
-Yes.

364
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,139
-Goat yoga.
-What kind of goats?

365
00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:41,108
-Nigerian dwarf.
-Then yes.

366
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,110
-Guided meditation.
-Ew, boring. No.

367
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,647
What? No, that could be
good for us.

368
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,149
What is a guided meditation?

369
00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:52,119
It's a one-hour mental cleanse

370
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:55,289
led by our
guru-slash-general manager,

371
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,292
-[whispering] Shanti.
-Who's Shanti?

372
00:15:58,492 --> 00:16:00,427
I am Shanti.

373
00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:03,765
Oh, shit.

374
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,934
Wow, she looks like girl Jesus.

375
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,570
-I want to touch her hair.
-No.

376
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:13,508
I sense a great deal of stress
and anxiety in all of you.

377
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,043
Come to my guided meditation.

378
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,045
I will heal you.

379
00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:20,515
I love you, Shanti.

380
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,217
[chuckles]

381
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:25,252
-Wow.
-Okay, ladies.

382
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,988
The bellman will now
escort you to your villa.

383
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,295
[Sophie] Wow,
this place is gorgeous!

384
00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:37,732
[Bellman] Thank you. It's lovely
having you ladies over here.

385
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,133
Are we celebrating
anything at all or...?

386
00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:43,036
-[Coco] Jane's birthday!
-[bellman] Oh!
Happy birthday, Jane!

387
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,939
-[Jane] Thank you!
-[Coco] Wow!

388
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,306
Okay, ladies, and on your right,
you're gonna see

389
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:48,810
our swimming pool
filled with alkaline water,

390
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,011
and over there
is actually Aquarius,

391
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,916
the only poolside cafe
in the world to receive
two Michelin stars.

392
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,784
-Delicious!
-Mm!

393
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,888
[Bellman] And here is one
of the outdoor yoga classes.

394
00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,789
-Huh.
-Holy shit!

395
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,491
[Jane]
Is that guy even real?

396
00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:07,027
My lady boner is thick.

397
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,363
-[Sophie] Jane,
he's looking at you!
-[Jane] No.

398
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:10,632
Yes, he is.

399
00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:13,133
Jane, he is checking you out.

400
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,803
Maybe he has a lazy eye.

401
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,542
Uh-huh.

402
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,310
Oh, would you ladies
like to sign up
for an outdoor yoga class?

403
00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:24,512
-Yes.
-Yes.

404
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,149
-[lock beeps]
-And welcome to your villa.

405
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,686
[women gasp]

406
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,086
[Coco] Whoa...

407
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:36,123
-No way.
-[Coco] Oh, my God.

408
00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:38,492
-Yes!
-Can we afford this?

409
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,663
No. No, we cannot. I got
a huge discount through work.

410
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,397
Look at this view!

411
00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:44,699
-[gasps]
-Oh, my God.

412
00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,668
It's like the ocean in my mouth.

413
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:47,835
-[gasps]
-Oh, my God.

414
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,804
Everything is
so new and so clean!

415
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,438
-Wait, wait, wait.
-[gasps]

416
00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:52,574
Is this for us?

417
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,542
-I love free shit.
-Yes, me too.

418
00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,945
-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my God.

419
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,078
[all gasping]

420
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,582
Oh, my God.
They gave us bathrobes!

421
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:01,683
-Yes!
-Look at all of these

422
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,417
fancy lotions and oils!

423
00:18:03,685 --> 00:18:05,820
[delighted gasps, giggles]

424
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,221
-[cheering]
-[Coco] Look at this couch!

425
00:18:08,556 --> 00:18:11,526
I want to get titty fucked
on this couch!

426
00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:14,629
-Oh, my God! Yes! [whoops]
-Yes! Yes! Yes!

427
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,229
I want to get in too!

428
00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,900
-Get over here, Soph!
-[giggling]

429
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,735
<i>♪ The city</i>
<i>Never looked the same ♪</i>

430
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,570
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm wet, wet, wet</i>
<i>Wet, wet, w-wet ♪</i>

431
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,371
<i>♪ I'm wet, wet, wet and wild ♪</i>

432
00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:26,574
<i>♪ I'm wet, wet, wet</i>
<i>Wet, wet, w-wet ♪</i>

433
00:18:26,641 --> 00:18:29,611
You guys, this chair
is perfect for twerking!

434
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,747
<i>♪ Wild now, baby ♪</i>

435
00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:40,487
<i>♪ She's wet, wet, wet</i>
<i>And wild ♪</i>

436
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:45,994
[Jane] Oh...

437
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,963
-I'm so glad we came here.
-Yeah.

438
00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,497
I never want to go home.

439
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,033
Oh, my God, home.

440
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,603
What the hell is home?
I don't know her. [chuckles]

441
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,639
-I miss my kids.
-What?

442
00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:00,608
-No, I don't miss my kids.
-[laughs]

443
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,342
[all laughing]

444
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,311
Thank you for making
this happen, Coco.

445
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:07,314
This is the best
birthday present
I could possibly imagine.

446
00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:09,050
-It's perfect.
-Yeah. Of course.

447
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,351
It is perfect. We deserve this.

448
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:13,353
[sighs]

449
00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:15,489
[Mel]
What's up, you fucking nerds?!

450
00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:16,390
Ah, fuck.

451
00:19:16,591 --> 00:19:18,258
[squeals]

452
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,293
[whooping]

453
00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:22,496
[whooping]

454
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,199
Is that Mel? What the fuck
is she doing here?

455
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,604
Hey! This place is fancy!

456
00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:32,907
I'll be back
for you later, mate.

457
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,275
-I didn't invite her.
-I didn't invite her.

458
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,081
Okay, I'm so sorry.
I invited her super last minute.

459
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,616
I didn't think
she would actually come.

460
00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,183
Her Instagram
said she was in France.

461
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:45,352
Sophie! I will literally never
forgive you for this shit.

462
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:48,422
Hey, what's up,
you middle-aged sluts?

463
00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:49,824
-Hi.
-Hey.

464
00:19:50,091 --> 00:19:51,258
-[Mel] Hello.
-Hey.

465
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:54,327
-Happy birthday, Jane.
-Thank you.

466
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,097
Oh, I love that color on you.

467
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,364
Oh. It's white.

468
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,133
-Yeah, you still a lawyer?
-Uh-huh.

469
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,333
Good, I need
some help with that.

470
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,837
-Hey, Mel.
-How are you?

471
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:05,039
-Great. So good to see you.
-Yeah!

472
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:08,308
Soph. Sophie. Aw...

473
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,844
Oh, I missed you.

474
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,079
Well, guys, guess what?

475
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,081
There wasn't a room,
but no worries.

476
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,982
I'm gonna crash with y'all.

477
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,552
It's a slumber party,
motherfuckers.

478
00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:18,820
[nervous chuckling]

479
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,556
-Yay!
-Oh, good.

480
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:27,161
So... we thought
you were in France.

481
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,229
Oh, yeah, because
of my Insta? No. Pfft.

482
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:33,500
<i>Je suis dans Paris avec mon</i>
very hot, young boyfriend.

483
00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:37,572
But then I got your invite,
Soph, and I flew
over here on my jet.

484
00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,372
-[all murmuring]
-[giggles]

485
00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:42,275
Oh. I wouldn't have missed
Janey's birthday for anything.

486
00:20:42,744 --> 00:20:46,981
So if you're flying private,
things must be going
really well for you.

487
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,416
Uh, yeah, I totally have
my own online business,

488
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,251
and it's really not
a pyramid scheme.

489
00:20:51,619 --> 00:20:53,420
The way you just said that
makes it feel like it's,

490
00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,255
uh, very much a pyramid scheme.

491
00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,091
[Mel] Anyway, we're not here
to talk about business.

492
00:20:57,158 --> 00:20:58,893
We are here to party.

493
00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:00,962
And don't worry.

494
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,865
I brought my trusty
margarita machine.

495
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,398
-[nervous chuckle]
-Wow.

496
00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:08,069
Yeah. Oh, you know what I was
thinking about the other day?

497
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,403
You know how
in every female friend group,

498
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,572
there's always one woman

499
00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:14,876
that all the other women
secretly can't stand?

500
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:15,877
Uh...?

501
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,344
-Huh.
-Is that right?

502
00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:20,114
How great
that we aren't like that.

503
00:21:20,181 --> 00:21:21,549
[forced laughter]

504
00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,918
-I love you, sweetie! [giggles]
-It's pretty great.

505
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,353
I missed you, Soph!

506
00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:27,487
Aw...

507
00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:29,824
Well, um...

508
00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:32,560
Why'd you bring so many dildos?

509
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,662
Oh, that's just
my travel collection.

510
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:36,063
Y'all can borrow them.

511
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,532
-[Jane] Oh.
-Was I supposed
to bring a dildo?

512
00:21:37,832 --> 00:21:38,766
Oh!

513
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,770
Dudes, I forgot to say,
I got us all matching T-shirts

514
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:44,437
so we could wear them
all weekend together.

515
00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:47,440
I didn't have time
to get them printed up,
so I made them myself.

516
00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:49,844
Yay. "Jane's birthday.

517
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,345
-Chicks before dicks."
-Yeah?

518
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,081
Oh, that's nice. It rhymes.

519
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,316
-Right? Chicks before dicks.
-Okay.

520
00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,653
-Oh, wow. That was...
-[Mel whoops]

521
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,321
So what's our first
spa treatment?

522
00:22:01,823 --> 00:22:05,193
Um... Well, we were gonna do
a guided meditation.

523
00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:09,197
Let's do it! Let's meditate
the fuck out of each other!

524
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:14,101
[sustained, droning tone]

525
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:18,072
Namaste, and welcome.

526
00:22:18,272 --> 00:22:19,807
[gasps]

527
00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,212
Please, join us
in the circle of abundance.

528
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,214
-Oh... okay.
-Thank you, Shanti.

529
00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:31,652
The goal of this guided
meditation is to drive all
of the fear out of our bodies

530
00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:35,223
so that we may
become our bravest, wisest,
most intentional self.

531
00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:38,092
Shanti, is that dude gonna play
his bowls the whole time?

532
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,694
It sounds like
a broken doorbell.

533
00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,128
[clatters]

534
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,834
Music is a crucial part
of the restorative process.

535
00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:48,169
-Got it, Shants.
-[sustained tone resumes]

536
00:22:48,502 --> 00:22:50,370
[Shanti] Now, I've given
each of you a parchment.

537
00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:53,274
On it, I want you to write
down your greatest fear.

538
00:22:53,574 --> 00:22:55,643
I will then read
your fears aloud,

539
00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:59,881
and then burn them
in this African fire pot
that Bono gave me.

540
00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:01,215
Oh.

541
00:23:01,282 --> 00:23:03,017
-Ooh.
-Please, begin.

542
00:23:05,186 --> 00:23:07,622
Okay, wait, Shanti, what if
I've got two biggest fears?

543
00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:10,358
Like, one, obviously,
biggest fear is bears.

544
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:13,127
Second biggest fear, Tom Hanks.

545
00:23:14,729 --> 00:23:16,998
-You may write down either.
-Ah.

546
00:23:17,632 --> 00:23:21,168
Now, please place
your fears into this bowl
and pass it along.

547
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,208
I will now read your fears aloud

548
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:30,745
so that you may begin
to free yourselves
from their toxic power.

549
00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:35,149
"I am scared that no one
will ever find me attractive."

550
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:39,287
[gasps, chuckles]
That's gotta be that guy.

551
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:40,755
[whispering] That's that guy.
Look at him.

552
00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:42,156
-Ms. Wiggins.
-Uh, no, but I--

553
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,456
Just saying
what everybody's thinking.

554
00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,492
I mean, he looks
like Super Mario. Right?

555
00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:48,930
Ms. Wiggins, I will have
to ask you to leave
the circle if you cannot zip--

556
00:23:49,196 --> 00:23:52,033
<i>A mamma mia,</i> Shanti!

557
00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:54,035
[Mel] Sorry.

558
00:23:57,004 --> 00:23:58,039
That was cool.

559
00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:01,709
"I am scared that I will
never find love again."

560
00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:06,314
Oh, I know I shouldn't talk.
But Jane, is that you?

561
00:24:06,547 --> 00:24:07,581
[Shanti] Ms. Wiggins!

562
00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:11,319
You don't need to think that.
You are so cute.

563
00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:12,887
And you've got all your teeth.

564
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,522
-You will totally
find love again.
-Okay, thank you.

565
00:24:14,822 --> 00:24:16,357
Thank you so much.
Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.

566
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:17,725
But can I just say also,

567
00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:19,794
[Italian accent]
a-Mario might be a-vailable

568
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:21,329
if you're interested.

569
00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:23,531
-Ms. Wiggins!
-[inhales sharply]

570
00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:24,565
So sorry.

571
00:24:29,937 --> 00:24:33,941
"I am scared
of how out of control I feel."

572
00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:36,476
Oh, no, Coco, is that you?

573
00:24:36,811 --> 00:24:38,946
The divorce really
did a number on you.

574
00:24:39,246 --> 00:24:40,514
Why are you so bad at this?

575
00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:42,249
You need to leave
the circle right now.

576
00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:44,285
I want to leave the circle,
but don't worry.

577
00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:47,121
I'm gonna just zip it.
There you go. Zip. Mm!

578
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,290
[mimics fire bowl]

579
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:53,260
If you say one more word,
you're out.

580
00:24:58,232 --> 00:24:59,834
"I am scared of...

581
00:25:01,068 --> 00:25:02,069
...bears."

582
00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:03,237
[sputters, wheezes]

583
00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:05,506
[laughing] I couldn't spell
Tom Hanks.

584
00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,975
-[cackles]
-Oh, my God!

585
00:25:08,476 --> 00:25:11,379
All right, well,
that's enough meditation for me.

586
00:25:11,712 --> 00:25:13,647
I hope you wackos
get your shit together.

587
00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:16,384
Oh, hey, Shanti, can I take
one of these crystals?

588
00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:18,519
[gasps] Oh!

589
00:25:21,322 --> 00:25:22,123
[gasps]

590
00:25:24,325 --> 00:25:25,593
[gasps]

591
00:25:28,496 --> 00:25:29,864
[gasps, yelps]

592
00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:30,865
Oh...

593
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:32,600
Namaste.

594
00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,803
I am, uh... I'm so sorry.

595
00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:38,305
She is the friend
that we don't like.

596
00:25:40,608 --> 00:25:42,143
[Coco] Stop.
She couldn't help herself.

597
00:25:42,476 --> 00:25:45,279
You guys, she's totally
ruining our spa weekend.

598
00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:47,448
I know. I am so sorry
I invited her.

599
00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:49,283
-Me, too.
-How do we fix it?

600
00:25:50,017 --> 00:25:51,819
We could just talk to her.
We can talk to her.
We can tell her to leave.

601
00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:54,021
-No. We can't
just throw her out.
-[Coco] Why not?

602
00:25:54,088 --> 00:25:56,157
Because she used
to be our best friend.

603
00:25:56,457 --> 00:25:57,625
We have so much
history together.

604
00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,460
Oh, my God. I have history
with a lot of things.

605
00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:01,028
I have history
with drunk driving.

606
00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:02,430
I have history
with gambling addiction.

607
00:26:02,663 --> 00:26:03,864
I have history with Chumbawumba.

608
00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:07,168
I-I have history
with small backpacks, okay?

609
00:26:07,536 --> 00:26:09,170
-[stammers]
Sophie, people change.
-Yes.

610
00:26:09,470 --> 00:26:10,571
-Okay?
-It will break her heart

611
00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:12,206
-if we throw her out.
-Okay...

612
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,141
Oh, my God. You know, you--
Wait a minute, guys.

613
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,709
No, absolutely not, okay?

614
00:26:16,143 --> 00:26:18,379
Like, we have
to suffer all weekend
so she can be comfortable?

615
00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:19,713
No, this is... What about Jane?

616
00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:22,216
This is her
special birthday weekend.

617
00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:24,051
And honestly, why are we
doing this to ourselves?

618
00:26:24,318 --> 00:26:25,352
-You know why?
-Why?

619
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,754
Because we're women.

620
00:26:26,987 --> 00:26:28,589
And from the second we're born,

621
00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:32,226
we're told we have to be nice
to everyone, and it's bullshit.

622
00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:35,029
That's bullshit.
I hate that shit.

623
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,566
I... I like being nice
to people.

624
00:26:37,631 --> 00:26:39,500
-Oh, shut up, Sophie.
-Oh, my God. What a kink.

625
00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,368
Here's what we're gonna do.

626
00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:44,371
We're gonna have a reasonable
adult conversation with her,

627
00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:47,341
and we're gonna say,
"Dial it down for the weekend."

628
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,210
-Yes. Absolutely.
-Okay?

629
00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:51,345
I invited her.
I will talk to her, okay?

630
00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:53,747
We are--
We're gonna make this work.

631
00:26:54,516 --> 00:26:56,684
-Done.
-[Mel] Hey, shitheads!

632
00:26:59,019 --> 00:26:59,987
[pops]

633
00:27:00,555 --> 00:27:03,491
Yep. Can't wait to see her
dial that shit down.

634
00:27:03,657 --> 00:27:05,226
Hey, Mel.

635
00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:08,329
Hey, guys.

636
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:12,133
Hey. So you're,
um... eating fast food
in a Michelin-star restaurant.

637
00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:13,367
It's a choice.

638
00:27:14,235 --> 00:27:16,070
Dude, I couldn't even
read the menu.
It doesn't even make sense.

639
00:27:16,437 --> 00:27:19,840
So, Mel, we need to talk to you
about something important.

640
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,808
Mm-hmm.

641
00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:22,243
Yeah, hit me up.

642
00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:24,546
-We love your energy.
-Mm-hmm.

643
00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:27,047
-[Mel] Yeah.
-But we came here to relax.

644
00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:31,553
So if there's a way you could
just dial it down a little bit

645
00:27:31,886 --> 00:27:35,256
and not make a scene
everywhere you go?

646
00:27:35,557 --> 00:27:38,425
Yeah. Cool. No worries.
Of course. Happy to.

647
00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:39,994
-[Sophie] Really?
-Mm! Yeah.

648
00:27:40,261 --> 00:27:41,729
I'll be on my best behavior.

649
00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:43,532
-Okay.
-Oh, my God. Thank you.

650
00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:44,665
Thank you.

651
00:27:44,965 --> 00:27:47,768
Holy shit!
Who's this dickripper?

652
00:27:53,974 --> 00:27:56,243
Oh. Hey, that's
the hot yoga teacher

653
00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:58,513
-that was checking you out
from before.
-[Coco] Oh, of course.

654
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,281
Jane, he checked you out?

655
00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:01,882
-No, he wasn't. No.
-What?

656
00:28:01,949 --> 00:28:03,150
-No. He actually was.
-[Jane] No, he...

657
00:28:03,384 --> 00:28:04,418
Hey. Big Dick!

658
00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,487
-No.
-[screaming] Big Dick!

659
00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:09,490
Hey! Get over here. Yeah, you.

660
00:28:09,558 --> 00:28:10,758
Come over here.

661
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,493
Hey, remember just a few
seconds ago when you said

662
00:28:12,826 --> 00:28:14,195
you weren't gonna cause a scene?
Don't do that.

663
00:28:14,495 --> 00:28:16,864
-Come here. Come here.
-Mel. Mel.

664
00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:18,832
-[laughs] Come on, Magic Mike.
-[man] Uh...

665
00:28:19,133 --> 00:28:20,467
-Let's see your big dong.
-[man chuckles]

666
00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:23,070
Uh, yeah, I'd love to, but I've
gotta teach a yoga class, so...

667
00:28:23,304 --> 00:28:24,471
Hey, you an Aussie?

668
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,240
Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Byron.

669
00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:27,208
I'm from Wollongong.

670
00:28:27,408 --> 00:28:28,577
Oh, cool. Cool.

671
00:28:28,909 --> 00:28:30,579
I do need to get
to the class, so...

672
00:28:30,911 --> 00:28:33,747
Dude, relax.
No one gives a shit about yoga.

673
00:28:34,481 --> 00:28:36,784
-Come on. Sit down.
-Okay.

674
00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:39,320
[groans, chuckles] All right.

675
00:28:39,554 --> 00:28:40,821
What is your name, Princess?

676
00:28:41,021 --> 00:28:41,722
Uh, Kai.

677
00:28:42,223 --> 00:28:43,724
-Oh. That's such a stupid name.
-[chuckles]

678
00:28:43,991 --> 00:28:45,826
-That's so sad.
-Thank you.

679
00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:47,328
This is Jane.

680
00:28:47,662 --> 00:28:49,463
-Hi. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

681
00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,233
She's hot. She wants to party.
[clicks tongue]

682
00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:54,134
No, please don't say
things like that.

683
00:28:54,536 --> 00:28:57,639
Obviously,
she's on the older side,
but she's got a porno body.

684
00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,206
Stand up. Show your body.

685
00:28:59,273 --> 00:29:00,508
-[clicks, smooches]
-I'm not gonna stand up.

686
00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,076
-I'm not gonna do that.
-Show him who you--

687
00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:03,612
-Show him your perfect tits.
-I'm not gonna do that.

688
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,379
Okay. And she's also
into butt stuff.

689
00:29:05,446 --> 00:29:07,248
-Oh, boy.
-Oh, my God. Mel.

690
00:29:07,515 --> 00:29:08,617
[whispering] What is butt stuff?

691
00:29:08,849 --> 00:29:10,284
What do you think butt stuff is?

692
00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:11,620
-I'll give you 100 bucks...
-Oh, wow.

693
00:29:11,686 --> 00:29:12,853
...to fuck my friend.

694
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,388
Okay. Well, this is...

695
00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:16,757
-Yeah, it's been batshit crazy,
-[laughs]

696
00:29:17,091 --> 00:29:18,660
-but, uh, enjoy your stay.
-[Mel] She is.

697
00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:19,893
It was nice to meet you, Jane.

698
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,262
-Yeah, you too.
-Nice to meet you.

699
00:29:21,495 --> 00:29:22,396
-Bye.
-Bye.

700
00:29:25,399 --> 00:29:26,467
I think that went well.

701
00:29:34,743 --> 00:29:36,377
Welcome to goat yoga.

702
00:29:36,645 --> 00:29:37,911
[inhales deeply]

703
00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,147
Do we get to eat the goat
after we're done?

704
00:29:40,481 --> 00:29:42,049
Oh, my God. Uh.

705
00:29:42,116 --> 00:29:45,219
No. No. No, we definitely
do not eat the goats, okay?

706
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,989
Let's bring them in. [exhales]

707
00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:50,659
[gasp] Aww.

708
00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:51,792
-Hi!
-[soft bleating]

709
00:29:52,092 --> 00:29:53,160
-Hello. Hello.
-[all welcoming]

710
00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:54,995
-[soft bleating]
-Hi, goats!

711
00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:56,665
Aw...

712
00:29:57,464 --> 00:30:00,602
Okay, everyone. Let's start
by walking our hands forward

713
00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:03,437
-into cat pose.
-[goat bleats]

714
00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:04,572
-Oh. Oh!
-[instructor] Forward.

715
00:30:04,838 --> 00:30:05,973
Stretching out that spine.

716
00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,942
Oh, wow! Look,
Jane's got a goat on her back.

717
00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:11,513
-Oh, ah.
-Aw, that's so cute.

718
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:14,248
Keeping our hearts bright,
everyone.

719
00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:15,717
Hearts bright.

720
00:30:15,784 --> 00:30:17,151
-[phone buzzes]
-[instructor inhales]

721
00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:20,387
-[whispering] Are you okay?
-Oh, yeah.

722
00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:24,726
Yeah, my boss is just
freaking out because
he ran out of Skittles.

723
00:30:24,793 --> 00:30:27,562
-What? He's such an idiot.
-[sighs]

724
00:30:27,796 --> 00:30:29,163
Dude, forget about him.

725
00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,265
Hey, watch this.

726
00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:32,433
[bleats]

727
00:30:32,734 --> 00:30:33,901
I'm fucking the goat.

728
00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:36,604
-[both giggle]
-[goat bleats]

729
00:30:36,805 --> 00:30:38,038
He likes it.

730
00:30:38,506 --> 00:30:40,474
-[Mel bleats]
-[chuckles]

731
00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:41,942
-[Mel] I love you.
-[bleats]

732
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,611
Ow, fuck!

733
00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:45,479
-[bleats]
-[Mel] Ugh.

734
00:30:45,547 --> 00:30:47,147
Guys, I think I broke my fupa.

735
00:30:47,615 --> 00:30:49,584
[instructor] Please stay calm.
Stay calm.
The goats are getting spooked.

736
00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:51,852
Okay, you know what?
You're coming on very strong.

737
00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,154
-[goats bleating]
-[women gasping]

738
00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:55,956
-I've got to get out of here.
I'm sorry.
-[scattered screams]

739
00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:57,759
[panicked screaming]

740
00:30:58,058 --> 00:31:00,695
No, no, no.
Don't open that door!

741
00:31:00,762 --> 00:31:03,030
[aggressive bleating]

742
00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:04,965
-[bleating]
-[woman yelps]

743
00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:06,066
Oh!

744
00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:09,303
-[bleating]
-[gasps, shrieks]

745
00:31:12,674 --> 00:31:13,641
[growls]

746
00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:15,242
-[bleating]
-[glass shattering]

747
00:31:17,378 --> 00:31:19,079
[woman grunts, whimpers]

748
00:31:20,381 --> 00:31:21,215
I'm vegan.

749
00:31:21,482 --> 00:31:22,617
-I'm vegan.
-[bleats]

750
00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:23,651
[exhales]

751
00:31:27,555 --> 00:31:30,491
[Coco] My God, this is insane.
Look at all this shit.

752
00:31:30,825 --> 00:31:32,493
-I know,
it's only getting worse.
-We--

753
00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:34,395
We have-- Listen, we have
to get away from Mel.

754
00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,163
-We, like, have to do it.
-I know.

755
00:31:36,363 --> 00:31:37,665
[phone ringing]

756
00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:41,168
Oh, my God, my boss
is calling me again.

757
00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:42,336
No.

758
00:31:43,337 --> 00:31:44,037
[phone beeps]

759
00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:46,508
Brah, she is on vacation.

760
00:31:46,775 --> 00:31:50,911
[screaming] Stop calling her!

761
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:54,114
-[phone beeps]
-You're welcome.

762
00:31:54,883 --> 00:31:56,618
What did you just do?

763
00:31:57,351 --> 00:32:00,053
Dude, relax.
Soph, this is a good thing.

764
00:32:00,454 --> 00:32:02,423
You can't let people walk
all over you your whole life.

765
00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,425
You have
to stand up for yourself.

766
00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:06,994
-He's gonna call back
any second.
-[phone rings]

767
00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:10,565
See? There he is, he's calling.

768
00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:12,700
-[phone rings, beeps]
-Hello, Toby.

769
00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,803
[muffled shouting]

770
00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,937
No, no, that was just
my friend Mel.

771
00:32:17,171 --> 00:32:18,740
[shouting continues]

772
00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:21,408
But Toby, I've worked
for you for 10 years.

773
00:32:21,743 --> 00:32:24,278
-[line beeps]
-Did you get a raise?

774
00:32:27,014 --> 00:32:28,182
He just fired me.

775
00:32:28,516 --> 00:32:31,218
-Oh, my God, Soph. What?
-Oh, I'm sorry.

776
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:32,486
Mel.

777
00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:34,421
I really saw
that going differently.

778
00:32:34,756 --> 00:32:35,956
What did you think
was gonna happen?

779
00:32:36,323 --> 00:32:38,860
-I-I'm so sorry. I just--
-What is wrong with you?

780
00:32:38,927 --> 00:32:40,562
What the fuck
is wrong with you?!

781
00:32:40,795 --> 00:32:42,697
-Coco?
-Roger?

782
00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:44,131
What are you doing here?

783
00:32:44,198 --> 00:32:45,700
What? What am I doing--?
You tell me.

784
00:32:46,066 --> 00:32:47,434
I got a text saying
that you were on your deathbed.

785
00:32:47,669 --> 00:32:48,870
So I raced over here.

786
00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:50,572
-What is going on?
-That's insane.
What do you mean?

787
00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:52,239
Who would even tell you
that I am on my...

788
00:32:52,841 --> 00:32:54,709
-Oh.
-...deathbed?

789
00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:57,879
Since your divorce, you've
completely lost your mind.

790
00:32:58,212 --> 00:32:59,747
You guys need to get
your shit together.

791
00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,616
Okay, so you want to tell me

792
00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:03,585
that you invited my ex-husband

793
00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:06,019
to our relaxing spa weekend?

794
00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,322
You thought that that shit
would be a good idea?

795
00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:11,191
Uh, yeah. They say that talking
is the best medicine.

796
00:33:11,258 --> 00:33:13,060
Laughter.
Laughter is the best medicine.

797
00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:15,195
Actually, penicillin
is the best medicine.

798
00:33:16,631 --> 00:33:20,902
I am so sorry that this person
told you to come here.

799
00:33:21,235 --> 00:33:23,270
You don't need to be here.
You can go home.

800
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:25,573
I am okay. Okay?

801
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,876
Yep. Okay. Okay.

802
00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:28,910
-Great.
-[Mel] Sorry, Rog.

803
00:33:29,142 --> 00:33:30,210
No, that's...

804
00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:33,815
He loves you.
He looked pretty cute,

805
00:33:34,147 --> 00:33:36,651
and he came down here
to your big gazoonkis

806
00:33:36,985 --> 00:33:38,418
-and your gorgeous hair.
-Are you kidding me?

807
00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:40,454
-You're so beautiful.
-Are you fucking
kidding me with this?

808
00:33:40,522 --> 00:33:42,924
-Get the fuck off me, bitch!
-[yelps]

809
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:44,626
-Fuck you, Coco!
-[gasps]

810
00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:46,694
-Oh!
-Human shield.

811
00:33:46,761 --> 00:33:47,829
-[overlapping shouts]
-[grunts]

812
00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:50,765
-Oh, my God!
-Sophie! Are you okay?

813
00:33:51,064 --> 00:33:53,868
-[gasps] Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.

814
00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:55,503
[gasps, sniffles]

815
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:57,639
-Are you okay?
-[Sophie] Yeah, I just, um...

816
00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:00,642
I just...

817
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:04,646
Maybe we should spend
a little time apart. You know?

818
00:34:05,178 --> 00:34:07,281
[waves crashing]

819
00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:29,571
Hey, Lyla.
Hey, how's your dad doing?

820
00:34:29,837 --> 00:34:31,706
Oh, my God. So much better.

821
00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:33,541
-Thanks for asking.
-Oh, I'm glad to hear it.

822
00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:35,475
You want me to check
if your dinner is ready?

823
00:34:35,877 --> 00:34:37,979
-If that's not too much trouble.
-Yeah. Yeah. Be right back.

824
00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:39,446
Thanks, Lyla.

825
00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,718
[Kai sighs]

826
00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:47,254
[soft chuckle]

827
00:34:47,689 --> 00:34:50,157
It's, um-- [clears throat]
It's Jane, right?

828
00:34:51,025 --> 00:34:51,726
Hi.

829
00:34:52,026 --> 00:34:52,961
Hi.

830
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,562
[inhales sharply]

831
00:34:54,629 --> 00:34:56,229
I was hoping
you wouldn't remember me.

832
00:34:56,598 --> 00:35:00,768
Oh, no. I don't think I'm ever
gonna forget that conversation.

833
00:35:00,835 --> 00:35:03,170
-That's great. Great.
-[chuckles]

834
00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:06,641
Your, uh-- your friend
seems like a real character.

835
00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:12,245
Hmm. If by real character
you mean complete maniac,
then, yeah. Yes.

836
00:35:12,614 --> 00:35:14,716
Yeah, well, you gotta have
a few crazy friends, right?

837
00:35:14,782 --> 00:35:15,917
They keep you on your toes.

838
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:17,150
-Maybe.
-Mm.

839
00:35:17,451 --> 00:35:19,587
-Or not. Maybe not.
-Mm? Maybe not?

840
00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:20,722
-Hmm.
-Speaking of which,

841
00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,322
where are they? Your friends?

842
00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,424
Um... We're just
taking a little time out.

843
00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:26,861
-We had a fistfight
in the lobby.
-A fistfight?

844
00:35:27,194 --> 00:35:28,161
You know what?
Can I just say something?

845
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:29,764
Okay. Yeah,
I think you're about to.

846
00:35:30,064 --> 00:35:32,466
This whole spa thing
is such a scam.

847
00:35:32,967 --> 00:35:34,201
You pay a zillion bucks
to come here

848
00:35:34,569 --> 00:35:37,404
and get a fucking back rub
and listen to space music

849
00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:40,440
and do yoga,
which is stretching, by the way.

850
00:35:40,808 --> 00:35:42,175
You know, I'm a yoga teacher.
Remember we met--

851
00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:43,911
Between you and me-- [scoffs]

852
00:35:44,244 --> 00:35:46,279
I mean-- [stammers]
It's stretching.

853
00:35:46,614 --> 00:35:48,281
Mm-hmm, sure.
It's how I get paid, so...

854
00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:52,152
And then you're supposed
to walk out of here
a completely new person,

855
00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,656
all centered
and grounded and chill.

856
00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:56,456
-But do I look chill to you?
-Not really.

857
00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:58,325
-I don't feel chill.
-No. You don't look it.

858
00:35:58,626 --> 00:36:02,030
No. And I think
that spas don't work.

859
00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:04,632
And I think that
this place is dumb.

860
00:36:04,899 --> 00:36:05,900
-Oh, damn.
-Yeah.

861
00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:07,902
Well, I'm sorry that
you're not enjoying it, Jane.

862
00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:09,804
-And another thing.
-Mm-hmm?

863
00:36:10,104 --> 00:36:11,773
I know what you're up to.

864
00:36:12,073 --> 00:36:14,642
I see through
this whole charade.

865
00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:15,943
[laughs]

866
00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:18,345
Okay. What-- hold on.
What am I up to? What did I do?

867
00:36:18,713 --> 00:36:22,950
I know this place hires
good-looking Australian guys

868
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,053
to flirt with all the moms.

869
00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:26,319
-Uh-huh.
-Huh.

870
00:36:26,621 --> 00:36:29,189
Frankly, I find it
a little insulting.

871
00:36:29,557 --> 00:36:31,324
Well, you shouldn't,
but it's not really true.

872
00:36:31,693 --> 00:36:33,360
-Yeah. And I just want
you to know...
-Right...

873
00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:38,066
...that it's not gonna
work on me,
Crocodile Dundee.

874
00:36:38,331 --> 00:36:39,466
-[giggles]
-[snickers]

875
00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:41,368
-How'd you know that reference?
-Here you go, Kai.

876
00:36:41,703 --> 00:36:43,838
-Have a good night.
-Oh, thanks, Lyla.

877
00:36:44,304 --> 00:36:45,707
Um... [smacks]

878
00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:47,975
You know what? I actually--

879
00:36:48,576 --> 00:36:52,080
I think I'm gonna
eat here at the bar with
my adorable friend Jane. Yeah.

880
00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:55,016
Apparently she's having
a very hard time relaxing.
I'm just...

881
00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:58,485
I'm a bit worried she might
start breaking everything
in here, honestly.

882
00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:06,694
Hey, if you see
a bunch of hair in the sink,

883
00:37:06,961 --> 00:37:08,563
don't worry. It's just my pubes.

884
00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:12,399
Oh, wow.

885
00:37:12,466 --> 00:37:13,735
Wait, what are you working on?

886
00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:16,871
Oh, I'm just looking
for a new job.

887
00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:18,238
Oh, wow.

888
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:19,574
Oh, right.

889
00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:22,744
Yeah. Sorry I got you fired.

890
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:26,379
You know,
maybe it's for the best.

891
00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:28,583
Yeah, you could always come
and work for me, you know.

892
00:37:28,783 --> 00:37:29,751
I'm rich.

893
00:37:30,685 --> 00:37:31,886
-Really?
-Uh-huh.

894
00:37:32,086 --> 00:37:32,987
So...

895
00:37:35,223 --> 00:37:37,525
What is it exactly
that you do now?

896
00:37:37,892 --> 00:37:39,861
I invest in reverse crypto.

897
00:37:40,528 --> 00:37:41,361
Wow.

898
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,331
What is reverse crypto?

899
00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:48,401
I don't know.
But I put all my money
in it now.

900
00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:50,337
I'm just too embarrassed to ask.

901
00:37:50,403 --> 00:37:51,639
[bottle sloshes]

902
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,877
-[laughter on television]
-Oh...

903
00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:57,879
[giggles] I love this show.

904
00:37:58,212 --> 00:38:00,114
Have you seen this show?
It's called <i>Friends.</i>

905
00:38:00,181 --> 00:38:01,182
Are you serious?

906
00:38:01,516 --> 00:38:02,750
[laughing] Oh, my God.
Look at this.

907
00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,753
That's like us.
We used to be like that.

908
00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:08,256
Aw...

909
00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:10,457
Thanks for inviting me
this weekend, Soph.

910
00:38:10,758 --> 00:38:12,292
It's been really
nice to reconnect.

911
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,462
Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.

912
00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:18,533
I feel like we never
hang out anymore together.

913
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,002
-How come?
-It's just...

914
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:25,206
I have so many things
in my life that I have to do.

915
00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:28,375
My job, my family, the kids.

916
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:31,212
[stammers] And I don't
have to see my friends,

917
00:38:31,512 --> 00:38:33,781
so they end up
taking a back seat.

918
00:38:34,048 --> 00:38:35,650
-It sucks.
-Yeah.

919
00:38:35,983 --> 00:38:38,385
I mean, your life sounds awful.

920
00:38:39,187 --> 00:38:40,955
Well, I mean, it's not that bad.

921
00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,591
Listen, I know
my life looks amazing.

922
00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:47,195
I'm ginger, but I tan.
I've got hair extensions.
I'm rich.

923
00:38:47,528 --> 00:38:49,697
My cholesterol's
pretty good for my age.

924
00:38:50,031 --> 00:38:51,199
But you know what?

925
00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:55,136
The most important thing to me,
my priority, is you guys.

926
00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:59,439
If you need something, I mean,
anything you fucking need,

927
00:38:59,507 --> 00:39:00,842
I'm here for you.

928
00:39:01,309 --> 00:39:04,377
Like, you want fucking
Chinese Ozempic,
I'll get it for you.

929
00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:07,648
You want to see a cock fight
between two roosters?

930
00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:08,481
I'll do it.

931
00:39:08,783 --> 00:39:10,685
You want me
to bleach your butthole?

932
00:39:10,918 --> 00:39:12,220
I fucking got you, mate.

933
00:39:12,553 --> 00:39:16,090
You and my crew,
it's hos before bros.

934
00:39:18,292 --> 00:39:20,928
I'm glad you came. I am.

935
00:39:21,629 --> 00:39:23,598
I'm really glad I'm here, too.

936
00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,365
Thanks, Soph.

937
00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:28,603
Do you want to build
a fort and wrestle?

938
00:39:28,936 --> 00:39:30,705
-Okay.
-Yay!

939
00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:32,840
[waves crashing]

940
00:39:44,986 --> 00:39:46,386
-You gotta be kidding me.
-[Roger chuckles]

941
00:39:46,687 --> 00:39:48,421
-What are you still doing here?
-Uh...

942
00:39:48,823 --> 00:39:52,560
Their, uh, car charger is down,
so I gotta spend the night.

943
00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:55,296
Oh, it explains the outfit.

944
00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:57,331
-Oh, this old thing?
-Yeah.

945
00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:59,634
Yeah. I mean,
I did buy out the gift shop,

946
00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:01,002
-uh...
-Oh.

947
00:40:01,836 --> 00:40:03,738
...and you would not believe
how much it costs
to look this stupid.

948
00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:06,307
Yeah, I thought you were going
to go work on a cruise ship
or something. It's...

949
00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:08,776
-[chuckles]
-It's something.

950
00:40:10,011 --> 00:40:11,012
Can I get a hit?

951
00:40:11,312 --> 00:40:12,146
-Yeah, sit down.
-[lighter flicks]

952
00:40:14,382 --> 00:40:15,783
[sighs]

953
00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:17,018
This is nice.

954
00:40:17,852 --> 00:40:18,686
Yeah.

955
00:40:25,927 --> 00:40:27,528
Why did you come here?

956
00:40:29,697 --> 00:40:31,498
Because I still care
about you, Coco.

957
00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:33,567
Oh, God, give me a break.

958
00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:35,569
You ain't getting
none tonight, okay?

959
00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:37,038
You're not getting it in, sir.

960
00:40:37,338 --> 00:40:38,471
-Getting it in?
-Yes. You're not.

961
00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:39,974
I'm not trying
to get anything in.

962
00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:41,474
-I'm just...
-Okay, good.

963
00:40:41,842 --> 00:40:44,178
-...trying to tell you
that I miss you.
-[scoffs]

964
00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:48,049
-You miss me?
-Yeah.

965
00:40:48,215 --> 00:40:49,449
Okay.

966
00:40:50,184 --> 00:40:51,585
What, your, like,
really old girlfriend,
like, fall and break her hip?

967
00:40:51,652 --> 00:40:53,054
Is that why you miss me?

968
00:40:55,423 --> 00:40:57,959
Do you even know
why I started dating Margaret?

969
00:40:58,159 --> 00:41:00,628
Oh, wow.

970
00:41:01,095 --> 00:41:03,364
We're just gonna go there. Okay.

971
00:41:03,597 --> 00:41:05,199
It's because she's nice.

972
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,335
I am so fucking nice.

973
00:41:07,702 --> 00:41:09,737
I have done so many
fucking nice things for you.

974
00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:12,472
Yeah, but you don't
treat people nicely, Coco.
There's a difference.

975
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,241
[mocking] "Oh, you
don't treat people nicely.

976
00:41:14,508 --> 00:41:15,710
There's a difference."

977
00:41:16,444 --> 00:41:17,578
Fuck.

978
00:41:21,382 --> 00:41:23,084
Look, I know it's not easy.

979
00:41:23,751 --> 00:41:25,720
I just think
that you could benefit from

980
00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:30,224
you know, some professional
help for your anger.

981
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,994
Or maybe I am just angry
because my husband

982
00:41:33,327 --> 00:41:34,362
-left me for Angela Merkel.
-Okay, Co--

983
00:41:34,695 --> 00:41:35,796
Maybe that, okay?
Thank you so much.

984
00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:37,497
Coco, you were angry
before the divorce.

985
00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:39,367
-Shut up.
-You've always been this angry.

986
00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:41,102
Oh, my God. Here we go again.

987
00:41:42,069 --> 00:41:43,371
Why am I so angry then?

988
00:41:43,771 --> 00:41:45,272
I don't know. Maybe it's...

989
00:41:46,707 --> 00:41:48,209
because your parents
weren't around

990
00:41:48,576 --> 00:41:51,145
and you're mad that you never
got a chance to be a kid.

991
00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:53,881
Or maybe it's
because the world is

992
00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:56,684
especially fucked up right now.

993
00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:59,053
I just think...

994
00:42:00,421 --> 00:42:02,123
that it's worth
trying to figure out.

995
00:42:03,591 --> 00:42:04,992
I-I don't like...

996
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:08,996
I don't want to be this angry
all the time. I don't.

997
00:42:09,063 --> 00:42:11,132
It doesn't feel good.
It's exhausting.

998
00:42:11,465 --> 00:42:14,702
I-I want to...
I want to forgive you.

999
00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:18,172
I wish we could be, like,
one happy family again,

1000
00:42:18,507 --> 00:42:20,908
but I'm not wired like that.
I'm just not.

1001
00:42:25,413 --> 00:42:26,313
Yeah, I know.

1002
00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:37,625
-See you back in L.A.
-Yeah.

1003
00:42:38,759 --> 00:42:40,261
See you back in L.A.

1004
00:42:41,762 --> 00:42:43,764
-Can you do me a favor, though?
-Sure.

1005
00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:45,833
Can you, um...

1006
00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,169
Can you wear this outfit?

1007
00:42:48,369 --> 00:42:49,603
[laughs]

1008
00:42:50,071 --> 00:42:52,706
What are you, like the oldest
ball boy at the U.S. Open?

1009
00:42:52,973 --> 00:42:54,942
I don't know what this is about.

1010
00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:57,778
-I'll see you soon, Coco.
-All right.

1011
00:42:57,978 --> 00:42:59,046
[chuckles]

1012
00:43:05,686 --> 00:43:06,954
[Jane sighs]

1013
00:43:07,221 --> 00:43:09,356
-Here we go.
-Thank you.

1014
00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:11,992
All right.

1015
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,663
-So, you feeling
a bit more chill?
-Mm-hmm?

1016
00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:17,364
-Hm? Yeah?
-Yes.

1017
00:43:17,898 --> 00:43:20,601
But that's because of the wine,
not because of this stupid spa.

1018
00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:22,703
Okay, look. [clears throat]

1019
00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:27,108
I don't usually do this, but...

1020
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,945
I can help you fully relax
if you want.

1021
00:43:31,345 --> 00:43:34,583
-[gasps]
You didn't just say that.
-What? Yeah, I did.

1022
00:43:34,648 --> 00:43:37,519
-Does that line
actually work on people?
-Oh, my...

1023
00:43:37,785 --> 00:43:39,086
Just give me your hand. Here.

1024
00:43:39,353 --> 00:43:40,788
-What?
-Give me-- [laughs]

1025
00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:41,889
Give me your hand.
Come on.

1026
00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:43,491
-Give it here. All right.
-[Jane giggles]

1027
00:43:43,824 --> 00:43:44,825
Do you know
what manotantric massage is?

1028
00:43:45,059 --> 00:43:46,127
-Uh, no.
-No?

1029
00:43:46,393 --> 00:43:48,129
And I'm okay not knowing.

1030
00:43:48,195 --> 00:43:51,265
Well, manotantric massage
is the art of activating

1031
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,767
-various pressure points
on your hand...
-Mm-hmm?

1032
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,670
...in order to trigger
different emotions.

1033
00:43:56,971 --> 00:43:59,406
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

1034
00:43:59,608 --> 00:44:00,908
[Jane chuckles]

1035
00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:04,745
I mean, it feels nice. It does.
It feels good. It's, um...

1036
00:44:05,045 --> 00:44:05,646
Oh.

1037
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,381
[INHALES SHARPLY] Okay.

1038
00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:08,517
[gasps]

1039
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,251
That feels relaxing.

1040
00:44:10,918 --> 00:44:11,719
Wow.

1041
00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:15,156
Uh-- Oh, my God. Wow.

1042
00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:17,424
I feel like I'm in a Sade video.

1043
00:44:17,658 --> 00:44:19,026
-[gasps]
-Mm-hmm.

1044
00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:20,427
Wow.

1045
00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:23,931
But it-- [stammers]
It feels like, you know,
a hand massage.

1046
00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:25,567
Like a, you know...

1047
00:44:26,233 --> 00:44:28,269
Like you feel
when you get a hand massage.

1048
00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:30,204
-Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-So...

1049
00:44:30,505 --> 00:44:31,705
-Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
-Uh-huh.

1050
00:44:32,006 --> 00:44:34,875
Uh... Let me
try a different spot.

1051
00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:37,211
-[Jane] Mm.
-[Kai] Hmm.

1052
00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:39,280
And what is this supposed to...

1053
00:44:39,548 --> 00:44:41,448
Complete emotional release.

1054
00:44:41,650 --> 00:44:42,783
Uh-huh.

1055
00:44:45,019 --> 00:44:45,953
Um...

1056
00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:47,021
[shuddering breath]

1057
00:44:47,254 --> 00:44:48,422
[sniffles] That's--

1058
00:44:48,689 --> 00:44:49,591
[stammers] It's so weird.

1059
00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:52,159
That one, I don't feel a-at all.

1060
00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:53,727
[wincing]

1061
00:44:54,128 --> 00:44:56,430
[voice breaking] Yeah, that
one's not affecting me at all.

1062
00:44:56,631 --> 00:44:58,465
[whimpers]

1063
00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,569
[sobs]

1064
00:45:00,935 --> 00:45:03,304
[whimpering] But maybe you
should stop doing that one.

1065
00:45:03,638 --> 00:45:05,439
-Okay. I'll stop. I'll stop.
-[gasping]

1066
00:45:06,675 --> 00:45:08,042
[sighs]

1067
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,444
Yeah, let me try... [grunts]

1068
00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:12,213
-...something else.
-[gasps]

1069
00:45:12,413 --> 00:45:14,181
Oh! [pants]

1070
00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:15,249
Hello.

1071
00:45:16,618 --> 00:45:19,086
[breathlessly] Wow.
What's that one?

1072
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,788
Ah, I think we both know

1073
00:45:21,055 --> 00:45:23,190
-what that one is, Jane.
-Uh-huh?

1074
00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:27,962
Actually, that just
feels like normal...
[breathing heavily]

1075
00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:30,331
everyday massage.

1076
00:45:30,497 --> 00:45:32,199
[gasping]

1077
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,068
[exhales sharply]

1078
00:45:34,268 --> 00:45:36,203
[gasps] Fuck me.

1079
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:40,241
[panting] Whoa. Whoa.

1080
00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:43,244
What? How are you doing this?

1081
00:45:43,578 --> 00:45:45,513
-Well, the human hand has--
-Never mind.

1082
00:45:45,779 --> 00:45:47,748
-Don't talk. Don't talk.
-Uh-huh.

1083
00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:50,585
Just go to the left.
To the left.

1084
00:45:50,652 --> 00:45:53,087
To the left. Ooh...

1085
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,258
That is manotantric massage.

1086
00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:58,627
Uh-huh.

1087
00:45:59,126 --> 00:46:01,395
I'm very sorry that
had no effect on you.

1088
00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:03,230
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm?

1089
00:46:05,032 --> 00:46:06,767
Do you want to continue
the massage back at my place?

1090
00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:08,369
-[breathless] Yes, okay.
-Yeah?

1091
00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:09,504
Yeah.

1092
00:46:15,342 --> 00:46:16,777
[panting]

1093
00:46:19,648 --> 00:46:22,316
-Oh... shit.
-[soft chuckle]

1094
00:46:22,684 --> 00:46:23,551
[Jane giggles softly]

1095
00:46:25,219 --> 00:46:26,887
[soft moaning]

1096
00:46:47,642 --> 00:46:49,544
[soft snores]

1097
00:46:51,278 --> 00:46:55,082
-[snores]
-[clanging, clattering]

1098
00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:58,052
Oh... Hey.
Just getting back from last--

1099
00:46:58,285 --> 00:47:00,120
No. [shushes]

1100
00:47:00,187 --> 00:47:01,556
Hey, guys.

1101
00:47:01,989 --> 00:47:03,692
-Jane fucked last night.
-What?

1102
00:47:04,058 --> 00:47:06,427
Oh, you were wearing that
last night. You fucked someone?

1103
00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:07,729
[shushes] Wait. But I...

1104
00:47:08,062 --> 00:47:10,331
Oh, my God.
She got fingered by a dick.

1105
00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:11,733
-[Jane] Okay, okay.
-You got fingered by a dick?

1106
00:47:12,066 --> 00:47:13,434
-[Jane] Huh?
-Who'd you have sex with?

1107
00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:15,737
Can we talk about this
maybe a little later?

1108
00:47:15,804 --> 00:47:17,271
I bet she fucked the yoga guy.

1109
00:47:17,539 --> 00:47:18,573
[Jane] Just... It was...

1110
00:47:19,306 --> 00:47:20,341
[Jane] Uh... What?

1111
00:47:20,608 --> 00:47:22,309
-Wait, how...
-She did.

1112
00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:25,446
She... Look how happy she is.
She had sex with the yoga guy.

1113
00:47:25,747 --> 00:47:27,481
-Look at that.
-How was it?

1114
00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:30,017
Which time?

1115
00:47:30,284 --> 00:47:32,453
[all cheering]

1116
00:47:32,654 --> 00:47:34,355
[roars]

1117
00:47:34,622 --> 00:47:36,323
-[Mel] Yeah!
-[laughs]

1118
00:47:36,558 --> 00:47:38,760
It was crazy.

1119
00:47:38,827 --> 00:47:40,729
And I don't know
what he did to me,

1120
00:47:40,795 --> 00:47:43,665
but my back feels better.

1121
00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:46,400
Ooh. I'm into it, girl.
My neck hurts.

1122
00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:47,769
-Can I fuck him next?
-[Jane chuckles]

1123
00:47:48,102 --> 00:47:50,938
Honestly, yes, you should.
You all should.

1124
00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:53,073
I feel like I'm 25 again.

1125
00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:55,376
No, wait. So you're not
gonna see him again?

1126
00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:57,645
No. No, I'm not

1127
00:47:57,945 --> 00:47:58,912
-going to see him again.
-[Mel] What?

1128
00:47:59,179 --> 00:48:00,682
-Why not?
-That's crazy.

1129
00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:03,884
Because it's the guy that you
sleep with on your weekend away,

1130
00:48:04,284 --> 00:48:06,521
not the-- the guy you bring
home to your kids. [chuckles]

1131
00:48:06,788 --> 00:48:08,021
Yeah, but there's other weekends

1132
00:48:08,389 --> 00:48:11,392
that you could just hook up
with him and have fun.

1133
00:48:11,659 --> 00:48:13,394
Anyway, we have to get ready.

1134
00:48:13,894 --> 00:48:15,329
We're going to be late
for our massages.

1135
00:48:18,432 --> 00:48:19,667
Um...

1136
00:48:19,933 --> 00:48:20,968
I think she really likes him.

1137
00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:22,637
-She totally likes him.
-She really likes him.

1138
00:48:22,936 --> 00:48:24,171
-[chuckles]
-Wait, so we shouldn't

1139
00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:25,406
try to fuck him?

1140
00:48:25,973 --> 00:48:27,908
-No, girl, don't do that.
-Please don't.

1141
00:48:31,245 --> 00:48:33,782
-[Mel sighs]
-Ooh, it smells so good in here.

1142
00:48:34,014 --> 00:48:35,149
[Coco] Wow-wow wa-wa-wee-wow!

1143
00:48:35,449 --> 00:48:36,518
Ooh!

1144
00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:38,018
-No, no, Mel.
-Oh.

1145
00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:38,952
-Hello.
-Hi.

1146
00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:40,555
We're here for our massages.

1147
00:48:40,855 --> 00:48:41,922
Um.

1148
00:48:42,524 --> 00:48:44,793
I'm sorry, but a-a client has
just paid with airline miles

1149
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:46,393
and this has crashed our system.
[stammers]

1150
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:47,529
I don't know why
this keeps happening.

1151
00:48:47,796 --> 00:48:49,664
AdvantageMiles or SkyMiles?

1152
00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:51,800
Oh, uh... SkyMiles.

1153
00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:54,903
Oh. Yeah,
SkyMiles always glitch out

1154
00:48:54,968 --> 00:48:57,137
if you use them for anything
other than air travel.

1155
00:48:57,337 --> 00:48:58,640
Um, m-may I?

1156
00:48:59,808 --> 00:49:03,977
Um, yeah, sure.
Guess she's coming in. Okay.

1157
00:49:04,278 --> 00:49:06,681
Okay, so you just need
to convert them

1158
00:49:07,014 --> 00:49:08,550
-into BonusPlus miles...
-[keyboard clacking]

1159
00:49:08,883 --> 00:49:12,286
and then code them
as Amex Executive Points.

1160
00:49:12,787 --> 00:49:13,755
And...

1161
00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:15,088
[keyboard clacking]

1162
00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:17,458
-Okay. All right,
-[computer chimes]

1163
00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:19,092
-you're back in business.
-[Mel whoops]

1164
00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:21,763
-Okay, girl. She did that.
-Boom. Drop the mic.

1165
00:49:21,995 --> 00:49:23,832
How did you do that?

1166
00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:26,233
Uh, my old boss traveled a lot,

1167
00:49:26,634 --> 00:49:30,003
so I just completely nerded out
on all the rewards programs.

1168
00:49:30,404 --> 00:49:32,774
-Hey, hey, hey,
can I say something?
-Wow. This took a turn.

1169
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,576
-You should hire her.
-What?

1170
00:49:34,943 --> 00:49:37,277
I know that blonde hair
makes her fucking so sexy

1171
00:49:37,645 --> 00:49:39,581
you can't believe that
she doesn't have a monkey brain.

1172
00:49:39,814 --> 00:49:40,882
But that bitch

1173
00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:42,517
is someone you need
to have working for you.

1174
00:49:42,851 --> 00:49:44,017
'Cause clearly
you're surrounded by morons.

1175
00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:45,887
I mean, that guy there
with an ice skating bun

1176
00:49:46,186 --> 00:49:47,789
and two hairy testicles
on his chin,

1177
00:49:48,255 --> 00:49:50,290
I-I don't think he can be
handling the computer.

1178
00:49:50,658 --> 00:49:53,628
[clears throat] Look, we're not
hiring here right now.

1179
00:49:53,695 --> 00:49:54,762
But, um, if you're interested

1180
00:49:55,095 --> 00:49:56,263
in working on
another Solaris property,

1181
00:49:56,631 --> 00:49:58,131
we're always looking
for amazing people like you.

1182
00:49:58,432 --> 00:49:59,433
Huh.

1183
00:50:00,033 --> 00:50:01,736
-Wow.
-[whimpers]

1184
00:50:02,069 --> 00:50:03,237
-Okay, what's happening?
-Oh, she's crying.

1185
00:50:03,571 --> 00:50:05,607
-Oh, she's cry-- Oh, Jesus.
-[Sophie whimpers]

1186
00:50:05,673 --> 00:50:06,808
[shakily] I'm sorry.

1187
00:50:07,341 --> 00:50:10,310
It's just my old boss never
said anything nice to me ever.

1188
00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:14,481
Okay, Bubs. Just stop crying.
It's getting weird, okay?

1189
00:50:14,716 --> 00:50:16,416
[clears throat] Um.

1190
00:50:16,751 --> 00:50:20,354
Anyway, I do have a resume,
if you'd like to see it.

1191
00:50:20,555 --> 00:50:21,488
Yeah.

1192
00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:23,791
You email it to me,

1193
00:50:24,091 --> 00:50:25,392
and I'll pass on
to corporate right away.

1194
00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:27,494
Thank you, Kent.

1195
00:50:27,996 --> 00:50:30,832
Now, ladies,
who's ready for a massage?

1196
00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:32,032
["Primadonna Girl" by Marina
And The Diamonds plays]

1197
00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:33,601
<i>♪ Primadonna girl ♪</i>

1198
00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:34,669
<i>♪ Yeah ♪♪</i>

1199
00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:37,939
<i>♪ All I ever wanted</i>
<i>Was the world ♪</i>

1200
00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:41,809
<i>♪ I can't help that I need</i>
<i>It all ♪</i>

1201
00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:45,780
<i>♪ The Primadonna life</i>
<i>The rise and fall ♪</i>

1202
00:50:46,179 --> 00:50:49,316
<i>♪ Got you wrapped around</i>
<i>My finger, babe ♪</i>

1203
00:50:49,684 --> 00:50:53,220
<i>♪ You can count on me</i>
<i>To misbehave ♪</i>

1204
00:50:53,588 --> 00:50:55,657
<i>-♪ Primadonna girl ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Going up ♪</i>

1205
00:50:55,957 --> 00:50:57,825
<i>♪ Going down, down, down ♪</i>

1206
00:50:58,225 --> 00:51:00,360
<i>-♪ Yeah ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Anything for the crown ♪</i>

1207
00:51:00,695 --> 00:51:02,329
<i>-♪ Crown, crown... ♪♪</i>
-[squealing]

1208
00:51:02,697 --> 00:51:03,932
<i>-♪ When the lights dimming... ♪</i>
-[laughing]

1209
00:51:03,998 --> 00:51:05,198
[indistinct chatter]

1210
00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:07,669
<i>♪ Down, down, down</i>
<i>I spin around ♪</i>

1211
00:51:07,969 --> 00:51:10,605
<i>♪ Cause I'm a Primadonna girl ♪</i>

1212
00:51:10,905 --> 00:51:11,940
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1213
00:51:12,372 --> 00:51:15,577
<i>♪ All I ever wanted</i>
<i>Was the world ♪</i>

1214
00:51:16,044 --> 00:51:19,212
<i>♪ I can't help that I need</i>
<i>It all ♪</i>

1215
00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:23,283
<i>♪ The Primadonna life</i>
<i>The rise and fall ♪</i>

1216
00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:24,986
<i>♪ You say that I'm kind of ♪</i>

1217
00:51:25,319 --> 00:51:27,321
<i>-♪ Difficult... ♪</i>
-[cackles]

1218
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:30,892
<i>♪ But it's always</i>
<i>Someone else's fault ♪♪</i>

1219
00:51:30,959 --> 00:51:33,561
<i>-♪ Primadonna girl ♪</i>
-[indistinct chatter]

1220
00:51:33,928 --> 00:51:34,963
What's our next treatment?

1221
00:51:35,262 --> 00:51:37,097
-Um, seaweed wraps...
-Mm.

1222
00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:38,933
and I think it's about
a three minute

1223
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,267
-walk away.
-Cool.

1224
00:51:40,334 --> 00:51:42,235
Wha-- Are you cra--
three minute walk?

1225
00:51:42,604 --> 00:51:44,137
Guys, no way. We've got to
get an Uber or something.

1226
00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:46,106
We can't walk that far.
We're not soldiers.

1227
00:51:46,406 --> 00:51:47,709
-What?
-It's not that long.

1228
00:51:48,009 --> 00:51:49,711
-It really isn't.
-Three minutes.

1229
00:51:50,078 --> 00:51:51,746
Whoa. I got a better idea.
[giggles]

1230
00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:53,581
-[Jane] Uh, no, Mel.
No. No, Mel.
-[Coco] No.

1231
00:51:53,915 --> 00:51:54,983
-Come on, Mel.
-No, Mel, you're not gonna

1232
00:51:55,248 --> 00:51:56,718
-steal a golf cart.
-Uh, mm-mm.

1233
00:51:56,951 --> 00:51:58,753
-Guys, get in.
-[honks]

1234
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,588
I'm not stopping
till you get in.

1235
00:52:00,788 --> 00:52:01,990
[sustained honk]

1236
00:52:02,056 --> 00:52:03,691
[harmonizes with horn]

1237
00:52:03,758 --> 00:52:05,225
[honks rhythmically]

1238
00:52:05,292 --> 00:52:06,493
Okay, let's do it.

1239
00:52:07,729 --> 00:52:10,464
Oh, God, having white friends
is so hard.

1240
00:52:11,633 --> 00:52:14,736
-[delighted yells]
-[Mel] Whee! [laughs]

1241
00:52:14,936 --> 00:52:16,738
[whooping]

1242
00:52:16,804 --> 00:52:17,872
-[laughs]
-[squeals]

1243
00:52:18,205 --> 00:52:20,340
Hey, do you guys remember
that time we--

1244
00:52:20,575 --> 00:52:22,577
Whoa! [grunts]

1245
00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:25,580
Oh, shit, you guys.
Sophie fell out.

1246
00:52:26,047 --> 00:52:28,315
Oh, shit! That was awesome.

1247
00:52:28,650 --> 00:52:30,618
-We thought you were dead.
-I'm sorry I fell

1248
00:52:30,685 --> 00:52:32,053
-out of the car.
-Are you gonna have to

1249
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,487
-go to the hospital?
-No, I'm--

1250
00:52:33,721 --> 00:52:36,024
[siren wails]

1251
00:52:36,356 --> 00:52:38,760
Oh, we've got company!
[tires squeal]

1252
00:52:39,060 --> 00:52:40,762
["Supersonic"
by Jacaranda plays]

1253
00:52:40,995 --> 00:52:43,097
Why are you driving away?!

1254
00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,932
-Oh, relax. It's spa police.
-Stop it!

1255
00:52:45,133 --> 00:52:46,433
[screaming]

1256
00:52:51,139 --> 00:52:52,707
<i>-♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>
-[sirens approach]

1257
00:52:52,907 --> 00:52:54,909
[all screaming]

1258
00:52:55,242 --> 00:52:57,078
-[cart thuds]
-[screaming continues]

1259
00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:59,246
[siren wails]

1260
00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:01,181
Sorry.

1261
00:53:01,481 --> 00:53:03,785
<i>♪ Turn electric on a dime ♪</i>

1262
00:53:04,118 --> 00:53:05,218
-[all screaming]
<i>-♪ And then I start ♪</i>

1263
00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:07,789
-♪ to lose control ♪♪
-[siren wails, tires squeal]

1264
00:53:08,089 --> 00:53:11,059
-[all yelling]
<i>-♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1265
00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:13,061
-Oh, my god!
<i>-♪ Just let it go ♪</i>

1266
00:53:13,393 --> 00:53:15,963
-[Coco] Oh, wine tasting!
-[Jane screams]

1267
00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:18,132
<i>-♪ Supersonic ♪</i>
-[screams, yelps]

1268
00:53:18,198 --> 00:53:19,667
-[thuds]
<i>-♪ Tonight, I want it ♪♪</i>

1269
00:53:19,734 --> 00:53:21,334
-[screaming]
<i>-♪ So keep it coming ♪♪</i>

1270
00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:23,671
-[delighted yell]
<i>-♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1271
00:53:23,905 --> 00:53:25,338
<i>♪ Supersonic ♪</i>

1272
00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:27,075
<i>♪ Tonight, I want it ♪</i>

1273
00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:28,810
<i>♪ So keep it coming ♪</i>

1274
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:31,079
Holy fuck, guys,
that was awesome!

1275
00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:33,413
[siren wails]

1276
00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:37,051
-Guys, my shoe's stuck.
-[both] What?

1277
00:53:37,118 --> 00:53:38,820
Don't worry. I got this.

1278
00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:40,220
Look out! Look out!

1279
00:53:40,621 --> 00:53:41,956
-[all scream]
-[man grunts]

1280
00:53:42,289 --> 00:53:44,826
-[tires squeal]
-I-I don't got this. I'm out.

1281
00:53:45,126 --> 00:53:47,195
-[women scream]
-[Mel grunts]

1282
00:53:47,562 --> 00:53:49,997
-What the fuck!
-[screams]

1283
00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:51,566
[Coco] Oh, my God!

1284
00:53:51,799 --> 00:53:52,834
[all grunting]

1285
00:53:55,670 --> 00:53:56,971
[PANTS, GASPS]

1286
00:53:58,238 --> 00:54:00,608
[whines, creaks]

1287
00:54:01,809 --> 00:54:02,977
[both gasp]

1288
00:54:13,921 --> 00:54:15,322
[distant] Sorry!

1289
00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:21,428
What is wrong with you people?

1290
00:54:21,495 --> 00:54:23,263
Shanti, sorry. Can I just say,

1291
00:54:23,631 --> 00:54:25,332
I did lose one of my shoes
in the golf cart crash,

1292
00:54:25,633 --> 00:54:26,868
and I just wondered,
who do I speak to

1293
00:54:27,101 --> 00:54:28,035
about getting reimbursed?

1294
00:54:28,536 --> 00:54:30,004
Do you think this is funny?

1295
00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:33,174
So obviously,
I'm kicking you out of my spa

1296
00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:34,474
effective immediately.

1297
00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:35,643
-Oh, no.
-Well...

1298
00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:37,178
Oh, my God. Why? No.

1299
00:54:37,512 --> 00:54:39,080
It's her birthday weekend.
That's crazy.

1300
00:54:39,379 --> 00:54:41,549
Well, actually,
you can't kick us out.

1301
00:54:41,749 --> 00:54:42,817
And why is that?

1302
00:54:43,151 --> 00:54:44,552
Pursuant to section 325[b]

1303
00:54:44,886 --> 00:54:47,088
of the California Tenants'
Bill of Rights,

1304
00:54:47,354 --> 00:54:49,190
you must file a written warning

1305
00:54:49,524 --> 00:54:52,292
before evicting occupants
from their rooms.

1306
00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:54,796
What a fuck ton of fun.
You're a lawyer.

1307
00:54:55,029 --> 00:54:56,931
Well, I will issue

1308
00:54:57,297 --> 00:54:59,466
a written warning and that
will be your last warning.

1309
00:54:59,534 --> 00:55:01,903
The next time
one of you dickheads

1310
00:55:02,136 --> 00:55:03,336
is even remotely out of line

1311
00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:05,206
I am calling the police.
Do you understand?

1312
00:55:05,472 --> 00:55:06,507
-Yes, Shanti.
-Yup.

1313
00:55:06,707 --> 00:55:07,909
Now go!

1314
00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:09,510
[Jane] Okay. Thank you, Shanti.

1315
00:55:11,579 --> 00:55:13,948
I'm sorry we're dickheads.

1316
00:55:22,089 --> 00:55:24,959
Hi. Are you still serving lunch?

1317
00:55:25,226 --> 00:55:27,061
-I'm sorry, no.
-Oh, no?

1318
00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:28,663
But...

1319
00:55:28,896 --> 00:55:30,798
-Hi.
-Hi.

1320
00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:31,833
Everything okay?

1321
00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:34,334
I just, um... missed lunch.

1322
00:55:34,802 --> 00:55:36,938
Yeah, we can't have that.
Come on.

1323
00:55:37,672 --> 00:55:39,807
["Easy To Me"
by Samuel Jack plays]

1324
00:55:40,107 --> 00:55:43,845
-Here we go.
<i>-♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1325
00:55:43,911 --> 00:55:45,947
-[indistinct chatter]
<i>-♪ Ooh ♪♪</i>

1326
00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:47,915
<i>♪ Whoa ♪</i>

1327
00:55:47,982 --> 00:55:49,083
[indistinct chatter]

1328
00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:50,952
Hey, Sammy, can I get a station?

1329
00:55:51,018 --> 00:55:52,954
Hey, yeah, sure. Use, uh, 16.

1330
00:55:53,254 --> 00:55:54,889
-Thanks, mate.
-[Jane chuckles]

1331
00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:57,692
All right. Take a seat.

1332
00:55:58,159 --> 00:55:59,560
Okay.

1333
00:55:59,627 --> 00:56:01,229
<i>-♪ Another day with my baby.. ♪</i>
-[sighs]

1334
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,430
<i>-♪ That's all I want... ♪</i>
-[Jane chuckles]

1335
00:56:04,732 --> 00:56:06,901
<i>♪ You're my</i>
<i>Sweet little darling ♪</i>

1336
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,369
<i>♪ Tell me</i>
<i>What we sleeping for? ♪</i>

1337
00:56:09,804 --> 00:56:11,138
-Aw, yes.
<i>-♪ Want your days ♪</i>

1338
00:56:11,505 --> 00:56:12,506
<i>-♪ Want your nights... ♪</i>
-[laughs]

1339
00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:14,976
<i>♪ And all that's in between ♪</i>

1340
00:56:15,576 --> 00:56:17,311
How do you know how to do this?

1341
00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:19,513
I've worked in a lot of kitchens
over the years.

1342
00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:22,482
-Mm-hmm.
-When I was younger,

1343
00:56:22,550 --> 00:56:23,551
I always thought I'd

1344
00:56:23,885 --> 00:56:25,253
open my own
little restaurant someday.

1345
00:56:25,586 --> 00:56:27,722
Yeah? And then what happened?

1346
00:56:27,889 --> 00:56:28,890
Uh...

1347
00:56:29,223 --> 00:56:31,192
I got into yoga.
I started working here,

1348
00:56:31,525 --> 00:56:35,162
and it's just such a cushy gig,
you know? So...

1349
00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:38,266
-You gave up on your dreams?
-Oh...

1350
00:56:38,633 --> 00:56:40,134
-Ouch.
-[chuckles]

1351
00:56:40,735 --> 00:56:42,469
-But you're not wrong, yeah.
-Mm.

1352
00:56:42,937 --> 00:56:44,005
Mm!

1353
00:56:44,171 --> 00:56:45,006
Too tight?

1354
00:56:46,007 --> 00:56:47,041
That's great.

1355
00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:51,612
-[Coco] Hi, hello.
-[concierge] Hello.

1356
00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:53,014
I'm here to check in
for my mud bath.

1357
00:56:53,247 --> 00:56:54,548
Last name is Bellinger.

1358
00:56:54,882 --> 00:56:57,151
So your private room
is just down this hall.

1359
00:56:57,450 --> 00:56:58,853
Your name
is written on the door.

1360
00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:02,056
Put it there. Look at us, bitch.

1361
00:57:02,323 --> 00:57:04,558
-You got this.
-Mud.

1362
00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:05,960
[squeals]

1363
00:57:06,961 --> 00:57:07,895
[chuckles]

1364
00:57:08,362 --> 00:57:09,764
[hums]

1365
00:57:10,364 --> 00:57:12,300
-[screams]
-Oh, sh-- [gasps]

1366
00:57:12,499 --> 00:57:14,235
Oh, my God.

1367
00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:16,337
Oh, my God.
Coco, what are you doing here?

1368
00:57:16,671 --> 00:57:18,773
What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?

1369
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,608
I booked this mud bath for me,

1370
00:57:20,675 --> 00:57:22,043
and they brought me here
because...

1371
00:57:24,378 --> 00:57:26,314
...because we have
the same last name.

1372
00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:27,581
Yeah, they double booked us.

1373
00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:30,685
-Um... [chuckles]
-Okay. Great. This is, um...

1374
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,485
I'm gonna go see if they have
another room available

1375
00:57:32,787 --> 00:57:36,190
for another Bellinger,
which is me.

1376
00:57:37,224 --> 00:57:38,926
Wait, wait, wait. Coco. Just...

1377
00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:41,929
Take the other side.
I mean, there's plenty of room.

1378
00:57:42,129 --> 00:57:43,064
Um...

1379
00:57:43,731 --> 00:57:44,497
Okay.

1380
00:57:44,999 --> 00:57:45,967
Wait, you got
a bathing suit on under there?

1381
00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:47,201
Mm-hmm.

1382
00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:48,836
Cool. You just keep
your hands to yourself.

1383
00:57:49,036 --> 00:57:49,904
Okay.

1384
00:57:53,808 --> 00:57:56,744
So what did you want to be
when you were little, hey?

1385
00:57:57,078 --> 00:57:59,347
Uh-- Well, I've always wanted
to be a lawyer.

1386
00:57:59,413 --> 00:58:00,648
Hmm. Do you still love your job?

1387
00:58:00,948 --> 00:58:02,850
-I do. I do love it. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah?

1388
00:58:03,117 --> 00:58:05,219
I love helping people and...

1389
00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:10,758
I mean, sometimes, if my boss
is dumping too much work on me

1390
00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:12,626
or my kids are sick

1391
00:58:12,927 --> 00:58:14,929
or my dad's being a nightmare,
I, um...

1392
00:58:15,396 --> 00:58:17,398
I feel like
I'm being buried alive.

1393
00:58:17,665 --> 00:58:20,468
But other than that, it's great.

1394
00:58:20,935 --> 00:58:22,403
Tell me, what's one thing
that you do

1395
00:58:22,470 --> 00:58:24,105
that's just totally
for yourself?

1396
00:58:24,538 --> 00:58:26,240
One thing I do for... Okay.

1397
00:58:26,507 --> 00:58:27,708
-Mm-hmm.
-So that's easy.

1398
00:58:27,908 --> 00:58:28,843
Um...

1399
00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:31,245
Well, I... I--

1400
00:58:31,545 --> 00:58:33,247
-What? It's...
-Struggling?

1401
00:58:34,048 --> 00:58:35,282
Um...

1402
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,319
Look, 99% of this
wellness stuff,

1403
00:58:38,552 --> 00:58:39,854
it's bullshit, right?

1404
00:58:40,388 --> 00:58:43,991
But the self-care part of it
is real.

1405
00:58:44,558 --> 00:58:45,993
Sometimes...

1406
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:48,896
Sometimes you just--
You have to put yourself first

1407
00:58:49,163 --> 00:58:50,164
and just do what you want to do.

1408
00:58:50,431 --> 00:58:51,665
-Hmm.
-'Cause, Jane,

1409
00:58:51,966 --> 00:58:53,667
when people
just give and give and give,

1410
00:58:54,001 --> 00:58:57,905
eventually there's nothing left
and they crash.

1411
00:58:59,807 --> 00:59:01,609
I'd hate to see that
happen to you.

1412
00:59:01,776 --> 00:59:02,643
Yeah.

1413
00:59:05,746 --> 00:59:07,982
You're gonna make me
really like you, aren't you?

1414
00:59:08,049 --> 00:59:10,618
-[plate clinks]
-Whatever do you mean?

1415
00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:19,260
-[fork clinks]
-Mm.

1416
00:59:20,127 --> 00:59:21,195
It needs more garlic.

1417
00:59:21,429 --> 00:59:23,097
No, it's perfect.

1418
00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:28,269
Thank you.

1419
00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:30,004
You're welcome.

1420
00:59:43,451 --> 00:59:45,086
-Come on in.
-I mean...

1421
00:59:46,454 --> 00:59:48,856
Oh, this is, like, amazing.

1422
00:59:49,190 --> 00:59:50,624
-Yeah, it's good, right? Yeah.
-It feels good.

1423
00:59:50,991 --> 00:59:52,359
It's, like, healing.
It's got, like, um, like a...

1424
00:59:52,726 --> 00:59:53,961
-...like a creamy texture.
-Like a creamy texture.

1425
00:59:54,228 --> 00:59:56,464
-Shut up. Stop.
-[chuckles]

1426
00:59:56,997 --> 00:59:59,568
So, um,
why aren't you in LA yet?

1427
00:59:59,967 --> 01:00:03,471
Margaret wasn't very happy
that I came out here to see you.

1428
01:00:03,804 --> 01:00:05,339
-Is that so?
-That is so.

1429
01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:09,076
Margaret's jealous of <i>moi?</i> Hmm.

1430
01:00:09,844 --> 01:00:13,481
You know, she knows that
I still have feelings for you

1431
01:00:13,548 --> 01:00:16,650
and, um, can't be easy for her.

1432
01:00:17,552 --> 01:00:20,421
It's gotta be
really hard for her, like,

1433
01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:23,090
harder than figuring out
what Wi-Fi is or...

1434
01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:24,325
Coco!

1435
01:00:24,892 --> 01:00:26,528
Does she always have, like,
hard candies for you?

1436
01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:27,962
-You are-- You're the worst.
-What?

1437
01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:28,996
What? I just want to know.

1438
01:00:29,263 --> 01:00:30,231
Does she like to go for...

1439
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,168
long walks at the mall
because it's super flat?

1440
01:00:34,502 --> 01:00:35,402
What?

1441
01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:38,405
Rog, do not hit my hair, okay?

1442
01:00:38,672 --> 01:00:39,974
I have a perfect curl right now.

1443
01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:41,108
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1444
01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:42,176
-I meant to do that.
-Yeah.

1445
01:00:45,312 --> 01:00:46,347
Oh, you're gonna get it now,
boy.

1446
01:00:47,582 --> 01:00:48,617
Right-- [gasps]

1447
01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:51,385
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Are you serious?

1448
01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:53,387
-No, no, no. Oh, my God.
-Damn, boy!

1449
01:00:53,787 --> 01:00:55,590
-I think...
-Oh, no. Oh, no. Are you okay?

1450
01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:56,390
-Let me see your eye.
-It's okay.

1451
01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:57,691
Wait. Is that-- wait.

1452
01:00:58,359 --> 01:00:59,126
-It's like-- open your eye.
-Oh, no. It's a sneak attack.

1453
01:00:59,326 --> 01:01:00,661
Oh! [gasps]

1454
01:01:01,061 --> 01:01:04,165
-You are gonna fucking get it!
-No, no, no. I get to do that.

1455
01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:05,900
Oh!

1456
01:01:06,635 --> 01:01:08,402
[both laughing]

1457
01:01:12,773 --> 01:01:13,908
[Coco laughs]

1458
01:01:14,609 --> 01:01:15,776
[Roger chuckles]

1459
01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:17,745
[both cackling]

1460
01:01:18,613 --> 01:01:19,480
Hah!

1461
01:01:19,847 --> 01:01:21,182
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1462
01:01:21,749 --> 01:01:23,884
No, no, no, no.
Too deep. Too deep. Too deep.

1463
01:01:24,118 --> 01:01:25,853
[mud sloshes]

1464
01:01:26,521 --> 01:01:28,289
[both laughing]

1465
01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:30,057
[Roger chuckles]

1466
01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:13,334
-[indistinct chatter]
-Mm.

1467
01:02:13,767 --> 01:02:15,736
-It's so good.
-So good.

1468
01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:17,505
-Mm.
-Hmm.

1469
01:02:17,738 --> 01:02:19,073
Oh, hey, Coco.

1470
01:02:19,306 --> 01:02:20,642
-Hey.
-Hi.

1471
01:02:20,908 --> 01:02:22,644
-What's up?
-Oh, hi.

1472
01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:24,178
-Oh, hey.
-[Mel] Uh-oh.

1473
01:02:24,245 --> 01:02:25,479
-[Jane] What...
-[Mel] Something's weird.

1474
01:02:25,779 --> 01:02:26,480
-[Jane] What?
-[Mel] What's happening?

1475
01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:28,115
I fucked Roger.

1476
01:02:28,349 --> 01:02:29,783
-What?
-No!

1477
01:02:30,217 --> 01:02:32,386
And I think I want to, like,
keep fucking Roger?

1478
01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:34,388
Yay! Are you guys
getting back together?

1479
01:02:34,656 --> 01:02:37,224
I don't know. I don't-- maybe.

1480
01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:38,627
I have no idea.

1481
01:02:38,959 --> 01:02:40,828
I didn't know you can even,
like, fuck your ex.

1482
01:02:41,095 --> 01:02:42,229
I thought you guys just, like,

1483
01:02:42,564 --> 01:02:44,532
had sex or something,
you know, sad.

1484
01:02:44,798 --> 01:02:46,066
But we fucked. He fucked me.

1485
01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:47,201
[both] Aw.

1486
01:02:47,569 --> 01:02:50,371
I feel like I want to, um, maybe
give him a second chance?

1487
01:02:50,672 --> 01:02:52,540
-That would be amazing. Yes.
-Amazing.

1488
01:02:52,806 --> 01:02:54,875
-[phone rings]
-Oh, that's me.

1489
01:02:55,442 --> 01:02:56,977
Oh, my God. It's my old boss.

1490
01:02:57,044 --> 01:02:58,379
-[gasps] Pick it up.
-[ringing continues]

1491
01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,380
-Put that shit on speaker.
-[phone beeps]

1492
01:03:00,749 --> 01:03:01,915
-Toby.
<i>-Sophie,</i>

1493
01:03:02,316 --> 01:03:03,518
<i>-you gotta help me.</i>
-[dogs barking over phone]

1494
01:03:03,817 --> 01:03:05,819
-A-Are you running?
<i>-Yes.</i>

1495
01:03:06,186 --> 01:03:07,821
<i>I-I forgot the code</i>
<i>to my third ski house,</i>

1496
01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:09,758
<i>so I tried to break in.</i>

1497
01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:11,258
<i>And now I'm being attacked</i>
<i>by my own dogs.</i>

1498
01:03:11,526 --> 01:03:12,326
<i>Do you know my code?</i>

1499
01:03:12,594 --> 01:03:13,628
-I do.
<i>-Oh, great.</i>

1500
01:03:13,695 --> 01:03:15,262
I do know your code,

1501
01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:16,397
but I...

1502
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:17,565
[dogs barking over phone]

1503
01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,833
...don't work for you
anymore, remember?

1504
01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:21,569
<i>-What?</i>
-That's right, girl.

1505
01:03:21,869 --> 01:03:23,304
-[Coco] Yes!
-You fired me

1506
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:25,674
after I decided to spend
the weekend with my friends.

1507
01:03:25,939 --> 01:03:27,274
-Yep.
-That's right.

1508
01:03:27,742 --> 01:03:29,310
<i>I know, I know.</i>
<i>I should not have done that.</i>

1509
01:03:29,376 --> 01:03:30,411
<i>But if you come back</i>
<i>to work for me right now,</i>

1510
01:03:30,679 --> 01:03:31,445
<i>I-I will double your pay.</i>

1511
01:03:31,713 --> 01:03:33,280
[dogs barking, snuffling]

1512
01:03:33,914 --> 01:03:36,350
You should have thought
about that before you fired me.

1513
01:03:36,685 --> 01:03:38,319
Anticipate, right?

1514
01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:39,820
Ooh!

1515
01:03:40,254 --> 01:03:42,022
<i>Are you really gonna let me</i>
<i>get eaten by a dog?</i>

1516
01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,692
[dogs barking]

1517
01:03:44,024 --> 01:03:47,328
Never call me again,
you fucking prick.

1518
01:03:47,595 --> 01:03:49,631
-Bye!
-[all cheering]

1519
01:03:49,897 --> 01:03:52,032
-Yes! Yes!
-Oh, my God!

1520
01:03:52,266 --> 01:03:52,900
[Mel] Amazing!

1521
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,570
I feel like I just drank
an entire soda.

1522
01:03:55,770 --> 01:03:56,738
[laughs]

1523
01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:58,138
-[phone chimes]
-Oh!

1524
01:03:58,506 --> 01:04:00,709
-[Sophie] Oh, who's that now?
-Oh. Guys, guys.

1525
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,310
Jane's birthday present is here.

1526
01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:05,580
Come in. The door's open.

1527
01:04:06,046 --> 01:04:07,114
Do you know what this is?

1528
01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:08,315
["Return Of The Mack"
by Mark Morrison plays]

1529
01:04:08,516 --> 01:04:11,485
<i>♪♪ Oh ♪</i>

1530
01:04:11,753 --> 01:04:14,355
Who are these enormous men?

1531
01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:17,324
Oh, Mel brought strippers
to the spa.

1532
01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,594
<i>-♪ Well I tried to</i>
<i>tell you so ♪</i>
-[Coco] Goodness.

1533
01:04:19,927 --> 01:04:21,462
-No way!
<i>-♪ Yes, I did but I guess ♪</i>

1534
01:04:21,796 --> 01:04:23,030
<i>-♪ You didn't know ♪</i>
-[women cheer]

1535
01:04:23,330 --> 01:04:24,898
<i>♪ As the saddest story goes ♪</i>

1536
01:04:25,299 --> 01:04:28,001
<i>-♪ Baby, now I got the flow ♪</i>
-Wait, it's my t-shirts!

1537
01:04:28,335 --> 01:04:30,037
<i>♪ 'Cause I knew it</i>
<i>From the start ♪</i>

1538
01:04:30,104 --> 01:04:31,740
-Ooh.
-They are coordinated.

1539
01:04:32,005 --> 01:04:34,809
-Right?
-[women cheer]

1540
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,410
-[scattered clapping]
-[Mel] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1541
01:04:36,477 --> 01:04:39,146
You can touch their dicks,
but it's five bucks extra.

1542
01:04:39,547 --> 01:04:42,182
[Coco] Their dicks look like
a hot potato in a microwave.

1543
01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:45,085
-[women cheering]
<i>-♪ You lied to me ♪</i>

1544
01:04:45,152 --> 01:04:46,521
<i>-♪ Yes, I cried ♪</i>
-[Coco] Oh, oh!

1545
01:04:46,788 --> 01:04:48,055
<i>♪ Yes, I cried ♪</i>

1546
01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:49,524
<i>-♪ Return of the Mack... ♪</i>
-Okay, happy birthday!

1547
01:04:49,824 --> 01:04:50,692
Aw!

1548
01:04:50,924 --> 01:04:51,925
-Thank you.
-Aw...

1549
01:04:52,226 --> 01:04:54,696
I will cherish
this present forever.

1550
01:04:54,995 --> 01:04:57,097
-Oh, you're so welcome.
-Thank you.

1551
01:04:57,164 --> 01:04:59,834
-[women cheer]
-[Mel] Show us your dicks,

1552
01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:03,036
-you cowards. Come on!
-[all] Happy birthday!

1553
01:05:03,337 --> 01:05:04,972
[Sophie]
Who are all these people?

1554
01:05:05,272 --> 01:05:07,374
I invited everyone
from the hotel.

1555
01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:09,042
So, listen, can we just, uh,

1556
01:05:09,376 --> 01:05:10,911
not let things
get out of control, all right?

1557
01:05:11,245 --> 01:05:13,080
Because Shanti
is going to murder us.

1558
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:15,416
Nothing is gonna get
out of control.

1559
01:05:15,717 --> 01:05:16,785
[Italian accent]
Oh, there's a-Mario.

1560
01:05:17,017 --> 01:05:18,820
I'm gonna have a-sex with him.

1561
01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:21,523
-No.
-[Mel chuckles]

1562
01:05:21,589 --> 01:05:23,257
[Coco] What is happening?

1563
01:05:23,525 --> 01:05:24,526
<i>♪ You lied to me ♪</i>

1564
01:05:24,793 --> 01:05:26,427
Oh, there's the birthday girl.

1565
01:05:26,694 --> 01:05:28,429
-Hi. Hi.
-[Kai] Hello.

1566
01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:29,930
-[chuckles softly]
-Oh...

1567
01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:31,699
<i>-♪ Oh, little girl... ♪</i>
-Hello.

1568
01:05:32,065 --> 01:05:34,736
Well, it seems I forgot my
little tiny gold shorts at home.

1569
01:05:35,135 --> 01:05:35,936
-[Jane] You did.
-So...

1570
01:05:36,170 --> 01:05:37,070
Would you like to dance?

1571
01:05:37,371 --> 01:05:38,272
Yes.

1572
01:05:39,774 --> 01:05:40,575
[Jane giggles]

1573
01:05:40,842 --> 01:05:43,711
["Return Of The Mack" continues]

1574
01:05:54,622 --> 01:05:55,824
[partygoers whooping]

1575
01:05:56,089 --> 01:05:57,458
-[Jane chuckles]
-[groans]

1576
01:05:57,525 --> 01:06:00,294
I can't stop thinking
about your gnocchi.

1577
01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:01,295
[chuckles]

1578
01:06:01,529 --> 01:06:03,130
Well, you've, uh--

1579
01:06:03,197 --> 01:06:04,866
you've inspired me
to think about

1580
01:06:04,933 --> 01:06:06,333
opening my own place again,
actually.

1581
01:06:06,568 --> 01:06:07,836
-Really?
-Yeah.

1582
01:06:08,502 --> 01:06:11,606
I don't think I've ever
inspired anyone before.

1583
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,273
-Come on.
-No.

1584
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:14,475
-Really?
-No.

1585
01:06:14,776 --> 01:06:17,344
How-- That can't be true.
I mean,

1586
01:06:17,612 --> 01:06:19,948
you do the impossible every day.

1587
01:06:20,314 --> 01:06:22,717
-I find that so inspiring.
-Thank you.

1588
01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:26,320
I'd, uh...

1589
01:06:27,454 --> 01:06:29,323
I'd really like
to see you again, Jane.

1590
01:06:31,926 --> 01:06:33,060
Oh.

1591
01:06:33,928 --> 01:06:34,995
You don't have to do that.

1592
01:06:35,329 --> 01:06:36,798
-You don't have to-- [chuckles]
-Do what?

1593
01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:38,065
You don't have to do--

1594
01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,768
pretend that you want
to see me again,

1595
01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:43,270
just so I can leave here
with my dignity intact.

1596
01:06:43,638 --> 01:06:45,807
No, no, no, that's--
That's not what I'm doing.

1597
01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:47,140
-[laughs]
-Okay?

1598
01:06:47,474 --> 01:06:50,879
Plus, why would you
want to see me again?

1599
01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:53,347
You're you,

1600
01:06:53,548 --> 01:06:55,148
and I'm some weird lady.

1601
01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:57,652
[laughs]
You're not a weird lady.

1602
01:06:57,919 --> 01:06:59,186
-[laughs]
-Don't say that.

1603
01:06:59,587 --> 01:07:04,659
[sighs] No, but let me just say
thank you for this weekend.

1604
01:07:04,726 --> 01:07:06,193
-It's been...
-I'm glad.

1605
01:07:06,528 --> 01:07:09,363
...truly the best--
I've had the best time.

1606
01:07:09,597 --> 01:07:10,397
-Jane...
-And...

1607
01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:14,736
I genuinely like you, okay?

1608
01:07:16,604 --> 01:07:18,372
And I want to see you again.

1609
01:07:18,606 --> 01:07:19,574
[Jane] Oh...

1610
01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:21,408
Are you serious?

1611
01:07:22,309 --> 01:07:26,113
Uh, yes. Why is that so hard
to believe? Of course.

1612
01:07:27,549 --> 01:07:32,554
Well, that would be--
I mean, I would love that.

1613
01:07:35,657 --> 01:07:37,926
-But how?
-Um...

1614
01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:41,328
I could come down
to LA next week, yeah?

1615
01:07:41,563 --> 01:07:43,196
I don't think, um...

1616
01:07:43,598 --> 01:07:47,669
I'm not, um, free
until July 19th.

1617
01:07:49,136 --> 01:07:52,941
Three-- Three months from now?
Really?

1618
01:07:53,007 --> 01:07:54,943
I have two kids. You know that.

1619
01:07:55,009 --> 01:07:56,945
I have a sick dad and my--

1620
01:07:57,177 --> 01:07:59,714
I have a job that's, um--

1621
01:08:00,048 --> 01:08:04,719
I don't know
if I have room in my life

1622
01:08:04,786 --> 01:08:06,588
for a relationship right now.

1623
01:08:07,755 --> 01:08:09,256
[sighs]

1624
01:08:09,657 --> 01:08:10,558
Are--

1625
01:08:11,759 --> 01:08:12,827
[chuckles]

1626
01:08:13,061 --> 01:08:14,963
Are you being serious?

1627
01:08:15,697 --> 01:08:19,867
Well, I just don't see how
it could work in the real world.

1628
01:08:20,802 --> 01:08:21,869
I'm sorry.

1629
01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:27,709
All right, um...

1630
01:08:29,811 --> 01:08:32,112
Boy, I-- I feel stupid.

1631
01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:35,382
Um... I'm just gonna go, Jane.

1632
01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:37,719
But wait. Did...

1633
01:08:38,987 --> 01:08:40,287
Shit.

1634
01:08:41,889 --> 01:08:43,290
-[sustained sniff]
-[all cheer]

1635
01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:46,728
["Gimme Your Love"
by Nevtronic plays]

1636
01:08:50,230 --> 01:08:51,766
[lenses squeak]

1637
01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:59,874
<i>♪ Give me your love</i>
<i>Give me your heart ♪</i>

1638
01:09:00,173 --> 01:09:01,274
<i>♪ Give me all your love ♪</i>

1639
01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:03,410
<i>-♪ Give me your heart ♪</i>
-[bleats]

1640
01:09:04,112 --> 01:09:07,582
<i>♪ Give me your love</i>
<i>Give me your heart ♪</i>

1641
01:09:11,686 --> 01:09:12,787
[chuckles softly]

1642
01:09:13,021 --> 01:09:13,855
[clears throat]

1643
01:09:20,061 --> 01:09:21,428
-Hey.
-Hey.

1644
01:09:21,763 --> 01:09:24,164
Hi, so, um,
we're actually having a party,

1645
01:09:24,532 --> 01:09:27,167
and I want to know
if you want to come with me

1646
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:28,670
and, like,
come dance and hang out.

1647
01:09:28,936 --> 01:09:30,505
[woman]
Roger, who is it?

1648
01:09:30,772 --> 01:09:31,673
-Who's that?
-Look...

1649
01:09:31,939 --> 01:09:33,041
Who the hell is that, Roger?

1650
01:09:33,107 --> 01:09:34,341
Who the hell is that?

1651
01:09:34,776 --> 01:09:37,645
Roger, why is your very old
girlfriend sitting on your bed?

1652
01:09:37,845 --> 01:09:38,913
I'm 57.

1653
01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:40,782
Bitch, don't tell people that.
You look old as fuck.

1654
01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:42,517
Coco, can you calm down, please?

1655
01:09:42,784 --> 01:09:44,251
No. No, I will not calm down.

1656
01:09:44,552 --> 01:09:46,054
You cannot get with me
in the afternoon

1657
01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:47,822
and then get with
Barbara Bush at night.

1658
01:09:48,056 --> 01:09:48,956
Are you crazy?

1659
01:09:49,189 --> 01:09:50,357
Look, I told Margaret

1660
01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:52,660
what happened between us
in the mud bath.

1661
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:56,064
Okay? And she drove
out here to talk it through.

1662
01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:58,066
Oh, please.
Why would she do that?

1663
01:09:58,265 --> 01:09:59,266
Just listen.

1664
01:10:00,001 --> 01:10:01,669
Margaret and I broke up.

1665
01:10:02,603 --> 01:10:03,470
Oh.

1666
01:10:03,838 --> 01:10:04,939
Well, why didn't you...

1667
01:10:05,773 --> 01:10:06,841
Why didn't you say that?

1668
01:10:07,175 --> 01:10:08,341
Way to bury the lede, babe.
Oh, my God.

1669
01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:11,378
Hey, Margaret, um,
you can go home now.

1670
01:10:11,713 --> 01:10:13,213
-Actually, Coco--
-All the way home.

1671
01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:14,849
-Tell her to go home, baby.
-No, it's-- it's-- it's just...

1672
01:10:14,916 --> 01:10:15,950
-Let her go.
-Okay, Coco.

1673
01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:17,451
Come to the party with me.

1674
01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:18,686
I-- I...

1675
01:10:19,187 --> 01:10:21,656
I don't think
I want to be with you either.

1676
01:10:22,790 --> 01:10:24,291
[sighs]

1677
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,327
What?

1678
01:10:30,998 --> 01:10:32,967
Your anger is just-- It's...

1679
01:10:33,768 --> 01:10:36,838
It's too much, and I just--
just can't do this anymore.

1680
01:10:37,171 --> 01:10:39,239
I don't-- I don't want
to be around it anymore.

1681
01:10:42,110 --> 01:10:43,978
-I'm sorry.
-No. Get off me.

1682
01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:48,850
[Coco panting]

1683
01:10:49,083 --> 01:10:51,519
[stifles sobs]

1684
01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:53,788
[groans]

1685
01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:56,858
[sighs]

1686
01:10:57,558 --> 01:10:59,127
<i>♪ I got moves</i>
<i>Like a body breaker ♪</i>

1687
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:00,995
<i>♪ Come shake what you got</i>
<i>Come dance with me ♪</i>

1688
01:11:01,361 --> 01:11:02,930
<i>♪ Shake, shake</i>
<i>I'm a dancefloor terminator ♪</i>

1689
01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:03,898
-Move!
<i>-♪ I'll be back ♪♪</i>

1690
01:11:04,498 --> 01:11:05,900
<i>♪ Won't see you later</i>
<i>Shake, shake ♪</i>

1691
01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,001
<i>-♪ I got moves like... ♪</i>
-[Mel whoops]

1692
01:11:07,235 --> 01:11:08,268
-[laughs]
-Whoa--

1693
01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:09,302
<i>♪ Dance with me</i>
<i>Shake, shake ♪</i>

1694
01:11:09,537 --> 01:11:10,838
[Mel whoops, screams]

1695
01:11:10,905 --> 01:11:12,439
What is happening?

1696
01:11:12,707 --> 01:11:14,542
Mel bet the stripper five bucks

1697
01:11:14,842 --> 01:11:16,010
that she would ride him
for 30 seconds.

1698
01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:17,512
Jane, you want to take a turn?

1699
01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:18,913
No!

1700
01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:21,048
Soph, do you want
to ride him next?

1701
01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:24,018
No, thank you.
I don't ride people.

1702
01:11:24,317 --> 01:11:26,788
-[Mel whoops]
-[partygoers cheer]

1703
01:11:27,021 --> 01:11:28,756
Giddyup! [screams]

1704
01:11:29,456 --> 01:11:30,390
[partygoers gasp, yelp]

1705
01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:31,659
[Mel] Whoa-- [laughs]

1706
01:11:31,893 --> 01:11:33,027
-Ow...
-Oh!

1707
01:11:33,261 --> 01:11:34,796
[groans] Oh...

1708
01:11:34,862 --> 01:11:36,063
<i>♪ Shake it down</i>
<i>Down, down, down ♪♪</i>

1709
01:11:36,329 --> 01:11:37,832
<i>♪ Shake it down ♪</i>

1710
01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:39,901
<i>♪ I'm a dancefloor terminator ♪</i>

1711
01:11:40,101 --> 01:11:41,068
I love you.

1712
01:11:41,334 --> 01:11:42,837
-[siren whoops]
-[woman shushes]

1713
01:11:43,470 --> 01:11:45,506
All right, everyone.
Party's over.

1714
01:11:45,706 --> 01:11:46,641
[whoops]

1715
01:11:46,874 --> 01:11:48,209
Take off your clothes!

1716
01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:49,577
Uh, I think they're real.

1717
01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:50,912
[indistinct chatter]

1718
01:12:00,955 --> 01:12:02,523
[women chattering]

1719
01:12:02,757 --> 01:12:03,791
[yells] Not again!

1720
01:12:04,025 --> 01:12:05,293
[siren whoops]

1721
01:12:10,231 --> 01:12:11,566
[flashbulbs pop]

1722
01:12:23,144 --> 01:12:24,078
[Coco sighs]

1723
01:12:24,444 --> 01:12:26,214
-Jesus Christ.
-Girls, like, I can't...

1724
01:12:26,547 --> 01:12:28,249
I cannot even believe
this is happening right now.

1725
01:12:28,649 --> 01:12:31,351
On the plus side, um, in prison,
there are three meals a day.

1726
01:12:31,619 --> 01:12:32,987
You can catch up on your shows.

1727
01:12:33,221 --> 01:12:34,155
Shut the fuck up, Mel.

1728
01:12:34,454 --> 01:12:35,790
This is all your fault.
You know that?

1729
01:12:36,157 --> 01:12:38,526
I feel like it's Shanti's fault,
but not really my fault.

1730
01:12:38,893 --> 01:12:41,229
This is not Shanti's fault.
This is your fault.

1731
01:12:41,562 --> 01:12:43,698
Who called strippers
to our spa weekend?

1732
01:12:43,931 --> 01:12:44,966
Who called my ex?

1733
01:12:45,266 --> 01:12:46,433
Who got Sophie fired
from her job?

1734
01:12:46,801 --> 01:12:50,605
Who brought a-a crazy
Scarface amount of cocaine?

1735
01:12:50,938 --> 01:12:52,840
You! It's your fault!

1736
01:12:54,575 --> 01:12:56,244
Okay, I feel like
you're just focusing on

1737
01:12:56,510 --> 01:12:58,445
the negative stuff that I did.

1738
01:12:59,847 --> 01:13:01,215
Nobody wanted you here
this weekend.

1739
01:13:01,282 --> 01:13:02,583
How do you not get that?

1740
01:13:03,284 --> 01:13:04,585
No, Coco.

1741
01:13:05,452 --> 01:13:07,722
The three of us wanted
to come here without you.

1742
01:13:08,488 --> 01:13:11,058
But Sophie felt bad and decided
to invite you last minute,

1743
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,727
hoping that
you wouldn't show up.

1744
01:13:12,994 --> 01:13:14,161
But somehow you showed up.

1745
01:13:14,528 --> 01:13:17,265
You know why? Because you,
you're like a fungus.

1746
01:13:17,899 --> 01:13:20,001
You just go into places
where nobody wants you.

1747
01:13:20,301 --> 01:13:21,569
All right, maybe that's too far.

1748
01:13:21,636 --> 01:13:23,905
-You know?
-No! Fuck that, Jane.

1749
01:13:23,971 --> 01:13:26,274
Why do we have to
constantly spare her feelings

1750
01:13:26,507 --> 01:13:28,009
while she ruins our lives?

1751
01:13:28,276 --> 01:13:29,911
We are in jail right now.

1752
01:13:30,278 --> 01:13:31,879
Let that sink in!

1753
01:13:34,181 --> 01:13:36,050
Wait, is that true, Soph?

1754
01:13:36,717 --> 01:13:38,485
You didn't want me to come?

1755
01:13:40,988 --> 01:13:42,489
[gasps] Jane?

1756
01:13:44,892 --> 01:13:46,193
[breathes shakily]

1757
01:13:46,493 --> 01:13:49,297
You are the friend nobody likes.

1758
01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:51,165
Coco, stop.

1759
01:14:05,579 --> 01:14:08,182
[seagulls cry]

1760
01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:14,922
[distant police sirens wail]

1761
01:14:16,223 --> 01:14:19,327
[cell door unlocks, opens]

1762
01:14:19,393 --> 01:14:21,195
Good morning, morons.

1763
01:14:21,395 --> 01:14:22,462
-Hi, Shanti.

1764
01:14:22,763 --> 01:14:24,065
-Good morning, Shanti.
-Shanti.

1765
01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:26,499
Are these the women responsible
for destroying your spa?

1766
01:14:26,834 --> 01:14:29,804
Yes. And I want to press
all of the charges.

1767
01:14:31,505 --> 01:14:32,673
[Officer Byers]
Very well.

1768
01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:36,077
Come with me
and I'll take your statement.

1769
01:14:36,277 --> 01:14:37,078
[Mel] Wait!

1770
01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:40,114
This is my fault.

1771
01:14:40,748 --> 01:14:43,117
I trashed the hotel room.
I stole the golf cart.

1772
01:14:43,384 --> 01:14:45,119
I took a shit in Shanti's purse.

1773
01:14:45,553 --> 01:14:46,721
Wait, what?

1774
01:14:47,288 --> 01:14:49,190
You can't charge these women.

1775
01:14:50,091 --> 01:14:52,660
They did not destroy your spa.

1776
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:57,264
I did, and I take
full responsibility.

1777
01:15:01,135 --> 01:15:02,269
Whatever.

1778
01:15:02,603 --> 01:15:05,306
Charge the little red one
and let the others go.

1779
01:15:05,606 --> 01:15:07,375
You have 30 minutes
to pack your bags

1780
01:15:07,608 --> 01:15:09,143
and get off my property.

1781
01:15:09,477 --> 01:15:12,513
And if I ever see you
in my spa again,

1782
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,716
I will tell my security team
to shoot to kill.

1783
01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:17,752
What?

1784
01:15:17,985 --> 01:15:18,853
Are we clear?

1785
01:15:19,086 --> 01:15:20,021
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1786
01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:36,704
["I Love You, I'm Sorry"
by Gracie Abrams plays]

1787
01:15:36,771 --> 01:15:38,272
<i>♪ Two Augusts ago ♪♪</i>

1788
01:15:38,739 --> 01:15:41,909
<i>♪ I told the truth, oh,</i>
<i>But you didn't like it ♪</i>

1789
01:15:42,176 --> 01:15:43,911
<i>♪ You went home ♪</i>

1790
01:15:44,545 --> 01:15:48,082
<i>♪ You're in your Benz</i>
<i>I'm by the gate ♪</i>

1791
01:15:52,486 --> 01:15:54,321
<i>♪ Now you go alone ♪</i>

1792
01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:57,491
<i>♪ Charm all the people</i>
<i>You train for ♪</i>

1793
01:15:57,558 --> 01:15:59,927
<i>♪ You mean well</i>
<i>But aim low ♪♪</i>

1794
01:16:00,928 --> 01:16:04,799
<i>♪ And I'll make it known</i>
<i>Like I'm getting paid ♪</i>

1795
01:16:07,101 --> 01:16:11,038
<i>♪ That's just the way</i>
<i>Life goes ♪</i>

1796
01:16:11,338 --> 01:16:15,176
<i>♪ I like to slam doors closed ♪</i>

1797
01:16:15,544 --> 01:16:21,182
<i>♪ Trust me I know</i>
<i>It's always about me ♪</i>

1798
01:16:22,517 --> 01:16:24,785
<i>♪ I love you</i>
<i>I'm sorry ♪</i>

1799
01:16:25,486 --> 01:16:27,388
<i>♪ Two summers from now ♪</i>

1800
01:16:28,022 --> 01:16:31,325
<i>♪ We'll have been talking</i>
<i>But not all that often ♪</i>

1801
01:16:31,592 --> 01:16:33,194
<i>♪ We're cool now ♪</i>

1802
01:16:33,828 --> 01:16:37,798
<i>♪ I'll be on a boat</i>
<i>You're on a plane ♪</i>

1803
01:16:40,101 --> 01:16:44,105
<i>♪ 'Cause that's just the way</i>
<i>Life goes ♪</i>

1804
01:16:44,405 --> 01:16:48,577
<i>♪ I wanna speak in code ♪</i>

1805
01:16:48,642 --> 01:16:54,615
<i>♪ Hope that I don't</i>
<i>Won't make it about me ♪♪</i>

1806
01:16:55,517 --> 01:16:58,219
<i>♪ I love you</i>
<i>I'm sorry ♪</i>

1807
01:17:03,724 --> 01:17:05,092
[sophie exhales sharply]

1808
01:17:07,495 --> 01:17:08,963
You guys, I feel so bad for Mel.

1809
01:17:09,163 --> 01:17:10,097
-Me too.
-Don't.

1810
01:17:10,397 --> 01:17:12,233
You guys,
do not feel bad for her.

1811
01:17:12,733 --> 01:17:14,401
She's loaded.
She's got so much money.

1812
01:17:14,735 --> 01:17:16,637
You know, she can
find herself a good lawyer

1813
01:17:17,004 --> 01:17:20,174
and, and totally get out of this
and be fine. Okay?

1814
01:17:21,610 --> 01:17:22,977
[sighs]

1815
01:17:23,277 --> 01:17:25,813
[phone rings, beeps]

1816
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,281
-Hey, Roger.
-[Roger] <i>Hey.</i>

1817
01:17:27,616 --> 01:17:29,551
Uh... What the hell happened
last night?

1818
01:17:29,817 --> 01:17:31,385
-[groans]
-What? Um--

1819
01:17:31,719 --> 01:17:33,854
Can you be a little bit
more specific with that?

1820
01:17:34,054 --> 01:17:34,922
Right, uh--

1821
01:17:35,256 --> 01:17:37,024
Look, I just got a call
from your friend Mel

1822
01:17:37,258 --> 01:17:39,093
asking for bail money.

1823
01:17:39,727 --> 01:17:41,795
Wait, why would she call you
asking you for money?

1824
01:17:42,062 --> 01:17:43,532
-She's loaded.
-[Roger] <i>Uh.</i>

1825
01:17:43,764 --> 01:17:45,466
<i>No, she's broke.</i>

1826
01:17:45,966 --> 01:17:47,935
<i>She lost her job and her house.</i>

1827
01:17:48,269 --> 01:17:50,572
And now she's a part-time
lizard salesman

1828
01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:52,139
who lives in Van Nuys.

1829
01:17:52,373 --> 01:17:53,307
-What?
-What?

1830
01:17:54,308 --> 01:17:56,443
[Coco] <i>Wait, so why</i>
<i>would she call you?</i>

1831
01:17:57,011 --> 01:17:59,046
Well, she said she didn't
have anybody else to call.

1832
01:17:59,614 --> 01:18:01,583
That makes no sense.

1833
01:18:01,849 --> 01:18:02,850
Why wouldn't she call, like,

1834
01:18:03,184 --> 01:18:04,718
literally any
of her other friends?

1835
01:18:04,985 --> 01:18:06,555
<i>Well, she said you guys</i>

1836
01:18:06,887 --> 01:18:08,322
<i>were the only real friends</i>
<i>she ever had.</i>

1837
01:18:08,557 --> 01:18:11,292
[sighs] Oh, my God.

1838
01:18:11,959 --> 01:18:13,761
[Roger] <i>Anyway, look,</i>
<i>I paid the money for the bail.</i>

1839
01:18:14,161 --> 01:18:16,130
<i>And she's on her way back</i>
<i>to the spa to get her stuff.</i>

1840
01:18:16,197 --> 01:18:18,499
<i>I just thought</i>
<i>you might want to know.</i>

1841
01:18:18,832 --> 01:18:20,467
All right, thanks for doing
all of that, Rog, okay?

1842
01:18:20,768 --> 01:18:22,036
-[Jane] Thank you.
-Thank you.

1843
01:18:22,303 --> 01:18:23,304
-Bye.
-[console beeps]

1844
01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:25,306
[Coco sighs]

1845
01:18:28,543 --> 01:18:30,044
We have to help Mel.

1846
01:18:32,313 --> 01:18:33,981
-Yeah, we do.
-Yeah.

1847
01:18:34,649 --> 01:18:37,619
[tires squeal, engine revs]

1848
01:18:37,686 --> 01:18:38,953
Okay, okay,
what are we gonna do?

1849
01:18:39,153 --> 01:18:39,887
Okay, so,

1850
01:18:40,187 --> 01:18:41,355
-we have to find Shanti...
-Mm-hmm.

1851
01:18:41,656 --> 01:18:42,591
-Mm-hmm.
-...and we have to get her

1852
01:18:42,856 --> 01:18:44,058
to drop the charges against Mel.

1853
01:18:44,325 --> 01:18:45,492
-Yes, yes, yes.
-How? How?

1854
01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:48,062
We're not even allowed back
on the spa grounds.

1855
01:18:48,362 --> 01:18:49,430
Yeah, that's a problem.

1856
01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:51,533
But you know what? Fuck it.

1857
01:18:51,799 --> 01:18:53,767
-Let's go!
-[all screaming]

1858
01:18:54,001 --> 01:18:55,469
[screams echo and fade]

1859
01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:58,339
-[reader beeps]
-[gate rattles]

1860
01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:00,474
[reader beeps]

1861
01:19:01,008 --> 01:19:03,377
-The key doesn't work.
-It doesn't work?

1862
01:19:03,444 --> 01:19:04,778
-The key doesn't work. Um--
-No!

1863
01:19:05,179 --> 01:19:07,582
Well, if we can't get through
the wall we gotta get over it.

1864
01:19:07,649 --> 01:19:08,482
[Jane] Give me a boost.

1865
01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:09,517
-Okay.
-Right there.

1866
01:19:09,783 --> 01:19:11,085
Oh, your feet are really--

1867
01:19:11,318 --> 01:19:12,253
-Goddamn.
-You got it!

1868
01:19:12,554 --> 01:19:13,754
-Be careful.
-Oh, Jesus Christ.

1869
01:19:14,054 --> 01:19:15,756
[Jane]
Okay. I'm close. [grunts]

1870
01:19:16,123 --> 01:19:18,125
-Sophie, are we doing it?
-[Sophie] Yeah, uh...

1871
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:19,994
Yes! Okay, push.

1872
01:19:20,227 --> 01:19:21,762
[Jane wincing]

1873
01:19:22,129 --> 01:19:24,999
Okay. I've got it.
I got it, I got it. [grunts]

1874
01:19:25,232 --> 01:19:26,635
-Oh, shit.
-[gasps]

1875
01:19:26,867 --> 01:19:28,469
[Jane grunts softly]

1876
01:19:29,604 --> 01:19:30,771
Hey, you guys.

1877
01:19:32,039 --> 01:19:32,873
Okay.

1878
01:19:33,608 --> 01:19:34,643
Just forgot my key.

1879
01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,043
She forgot her key.

1880
01:19:36,410 --> 01:19:38,479
We're not doing anything
weird or illegal. [chuckles]

1881
01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:44,785
Jane, how are we
gonna get into this spa

1882
01:19:45,085 --> 01:19:46,854
-if our keys don't work?
-Wait here.

1883
01:20:02,236 --> 01:20:02,836
Oh, shi--

1884
01:20:03,103 --> 01:20:04,405
-Hey!
-[Jane yelps]

1885
01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:06,940
-Run for your fucking life!
-Oh! Go!

1886
01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:10,344
-[Coco] Why are they so fast?
-[all screaming]

1887
01:20:12,846 --> 01:20:14,148
-[Coco] Oh...
-[reader beeps]

1888
01:20:17,719 --> 01:20:20,321
-Why are they so fast?
-[panicked babbling]

1889
01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,423
[frantic panting]

1890
01:20:22,657 --> 01:20:24,592
Aye-- Whoa...

1891
01:20:27,895 --> 01:20:29,430
[panting] Whoa!

1892
01:20:29,897 --> 01:20:32,066
Stop chasing us!

1893
01:20:32,266 --> 01:20:33,167
[scoffs]

1894
01:20:33,434 --> 01:20:34,335
She's not gonna shoot us.

1895
01:20:36,503 --> 01:20:38,839
[guards groaning, coughing]

1896
01:20:39,073 --> 01:20:40,709
What the fuck? [coughs]

1897
01:20:40,974 --> 01:20:43,611
-[Coco and Jane yell]
-[yelps]

1898
01:20:43,944 --> 01:20:46,046
-I'm so-- I'm sorry.
-[guards coughing]

1899
01:20:46,715 --> 01:20:48,315
You're gonna get
your eyesight back

1900
01:20:48,550 --> 01:20:50,017
in, like, three days.

1901
01:20:59,993 --> 01:21:02,062
[women panting]

1902
01:21:03,698 --> 01:21:05,600
Hey, Mel, where's Shanti?

1903
01:21:07,067 --> 01:21:08,469
-Oh, shit.
-Oh, God.

1904
01:21:08,770 --> 01:21:09,738
-Oh, good.
-[Jane] Oh, jeez.

1905
01:21:09,804 --> 01:21:11,238
The dipshits are back.

1906
01:21:11,472 --> 01:21:14,141
[pants] Listen, Shanti.

1907
01:21:15,342 --> 01:21:17,378
You have to drop the charges
against Mel.

1908
01:21:17,645 --> 01:21:19,046
[Shanti] And why
would I do that?

1909
01:21:19,413 --> 01:21:20,347
She's a disaster.

1910
01:21:20,582 --> 01:21:21,982
[Jane] Okay, yes.

1911
01:21:23,117 --> 01:21:25,119
Obviously that is true.

1912
01:21:25,185 --> 01:21:27,054
Yeah, there's definitely
something wrong with her brain.

1913
01:21:27,121 --> 01:21:29,356
I-I still can't believe
she's allowed to vote.

1914
01:21:29,957 --> 01:21:31,593
[Jane] But let me
ask you something.

1915
01:21:32,059 --> 01:21:34,027
In your group of friends,

1916
01:21:34,995 --> 01:21:38,499
is there one person
who nobody really likes?

1917
01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:42,202
-Of course, Lauren Diplodocus.
-Oh.

1918
01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:45,439
And do you ever wonder
why you still hang out with her?

1919
01:21:45,774 --> 01:21:48,242
Actually, yes. All the time.

1920
01:21:48,475 --> 01:21:49,410
Well, I'll tell you why.

1921
01:21:49,644 --> 01:21:50,812
You hang out with her

1922
01:21:51,178 --> 01:21:54,915
because without her,
life is a little bit boring.

1923
01:21:55,449 --> 01:21:57,786
Also because we love
talking shit about her.

1924
01:21:58,118 --> 01:22:00,387
-[Jane] That too.
-That's not nice, Shanti.

1925
01:22:01,054 --> 01:22:05,192
But my point is if you get rid
of everyone in your life

1926
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,796
who rubs you the wrong way
or who disagrees with you,

1927
01:22:08,028 --> 01:22:09,664
or who is a hot mess,

1928
01:22:10,030 --> 01:22:12,567
then life gets pretty dull
pretty fast, right?

1929
01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:13,835
I mean, you need
the trainwrecks.

1930
01:22:14,201 --> 01:22:17,137
You need the shit shows.
You need the human clown cars.

1931
01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:21,442
You need them
because they stir things up

1932
01:22:21,743 --> 01:22:23,545
and they make life
a little better.

1933
01:22:24,679 --> 01:22:26,581
-Do they?
-[Jane] Yes.

1934
01:22:26,915 --> 01:22:29,216
I had the best sex of my life
this weekend

1935
01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:34,087
all because Mel forced me
to talk to this really cute guy

1936
01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:37,892
who I would have
never talked to,

1937
01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:41,428
and none of that
would have happened without Mel.

1938
01:22:41,763 --> 01:22:42,963
-[Coco] Yeah.
-It's the same for me.

1939
01:22:43,263 --> 01:22:45,867
Mel got me out of a job
that I hated,

1940
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:48,870
and now I feel like
Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.

1941
01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:50,270
Yeah, Mel even tried

1942
01:22:50,605 --> 01:22:52,841
to hook me and my ex-husband
back up together

1943
01:22:53,173 --> 01:22:55,108
and it was a disaster,
it did not work at all.

1944
01:22:55,442 --> 01:22:57,010
But you know,
she tried to help me.

1945
01:22:57,277 --> 01:22:59,213
And I really appreciate that.

1946
01:22:59,881 --> 01:23:02,750
So when you say
Mel is a disaster...

1947
01:23:03,818 --> 01:23:06,621
my response is "obviously."

1948
01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:09,990
I mean, she is the worst,
we get it.

1949
01:23:10,457 --> 01:23:15,062
But she's our disaster
and she's our friend,

1950
01:23:15,496 --> 01:23:18,499
and she makes things
better for us.

1951
01:23:18,566 --> 01:23:22,737
And none of this works
without her. None of it.

1952
01:23:23,972 --> 01:23:26,875
I just want to say,
I love being your disaster.

1953
01:23:27,474 --> 01:23:30,612
Please don't take Mel
away from us, Shanti.

1954
01:23:30,812 --> 01:23:32,012
We need her.

1955
01:23:32,246 --> 01:23:34,214
We do, we really do.

1956
01:23:37,117 --> 01:23:38,553
What do you say, Shanti?

1957
01:23:39,554 --> 01:23:40,354
Please?

1958
01:23:42,322 --> 01:23:43,390
Fine.

1959
01:23:43,858 --> 01:23:44,893
I will call the police,

1960
01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:46,293
and tell them
to drop the charges.

1961
01:23:46,628 --> 01:23:50,163
Just anything so that
you shut the fuck up!

1962
01:23:50,565 --> 01:23:51,533
Thank you.

1963
01:23:51,933 --> 01:23:53,902
And I will be sending you
a massive bill.

1964
01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:55,435
-[Jane] Yes, ma'am.
-Oh, my--

1965
01:23:55,837 --> 01:23:58,806
Oh, I can't believe that worked.
I can't believe that worked!

1966
01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:00,675
Oh, get in here, you lunatic.

1967
01:24:01,009 --> 01:24:04,077
Oh, my God. I love you guys.
I love you.

1968
01:24:04,378 --> 01:24:07,180
-We love you too, Mel.
-Oh...

1969
01:24:07,247 --> 01:24:13,186
<i>♪ Sweet escape ♪♪</i>

1970
01:24:13,721 --> 01:24:14,956
-Ooh.
-[laughs]

1971
01:24:15,322 --> 01:24:18,960
<i>-♪ Sunlight on the water... ♪♪</i>
-[all laughing]

1972
01:24:19,226 --> 01:24:21,529
-You guys okay?
-Hey, Roger.

1973
01:24:22,162 --> 01:24:24,599
Yeah, we're okay.
Thank you for your help.

1974
01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:25,533
That's okay.

1975
01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:27,067
How are you doing?

1976
01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:29,136
-How am I doing? Um...
-Yeah.

1977
01:24:31,104 --> 01:24:34,042
I-I want to say, um, sorry.

1978
01:24:34,408 --> 01:24:36,209
Like, sor--
I am sorry for everything.

1979
01:24:36,511 --> 01:24:39,146
Oh, it's-- Coco,
it's one weekend. It's fine.

1980
01:24:39,714 --> 01:24:41,516
I'm not just talking about
the weekend, Roger.

1981
01:24:41,583 --> 01:24:44,418
Like, I'm talking about,
like, everything.

1982
01:24:45,485 --> 01:24:47,087
Oh, okay.

1983
01:24:47,789 --> 01:24:49,289
I, um...

1984
01:24:50,190 --> 01:24:52,326
I even made an appointment
with a doctor, a therapist.

1985
01:24:52,392 --> 01:24:54,261
Oh, my God. Like,
I don't even know their name.

1986
01:24:54,629 --> 01:24:57,031
Dr. Heeber Geeber
or some shit. I don't know.

1987
01:24:57,097 --> 01:24:58,633
-Heeber Geeber? [laughs]
-Yep, that's

1988
01:24:58,866 --> 01:25:00,233
a very professional name.

1989
01:25:00,602 --> 01:25:02,971
And I don't even think being
a therapist is a real doctor,

1990
01:25:03,303 --> 01:25:04,706
but it is what it is,
and they have degrees

1991
01:25:05,039 --> 01:25:06,608
and hopefully
they can give me drugs and...

1992
01:25:07,307 --> 01:25:09,276
I'm just gonna try, you know?

1993
01:25:09,544 --> 01:25:10,745
Coco, that's huge.

1994
01:25:11,579 --> 01:25:12,145
[Coco] Yeah.

1995
01:25:12,412 --> 01:25:14,181
I'm really happy for you.

1996
01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:16,216
I, uh...

1997
01:25:17,719 --> 01:25:18,853
I really need some help.

1998
01:25:19,087 --> 01:25:21,589
I know. Babe, we all do.

1999
01:25:23,725 --> 01:25:26,060
Yeah. We do.

2000
01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:28,029
So, um, I'll see you
next Saturday

2001
01:25:28,295 --> 01:25:30,531
in the parking lot, 2 p.m.

2002
01:25:30,598 --> 01:25:32,432
-I will be there. Yeah.
-Great.

2003
01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:33,935
-Mm-hmm.
-Um...

2004
01:25:34,301 --> 01:25:35,903
Maybe we could grab
a coffee sometime.

2005
01:25:36,904 --> 01:25:38,405
Yeah, in a neutral location.

2006
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:39,473
Yeah, I'd love that.

2007
01:25:39,674 --> 01:25:40,908
-Okay.
-Awesome.

2008
01:25:42,944 --> 01:25:44,177
-See you later.
-Bye, Coco.

2009
01:25:44,478 --> 01:25:46,681
-Bye. Get home safe.
-You too.

2010
01:25:48,549 --> 01:25:50,718
-Stop looking at me like that.
-I can't, I can't.

2011
01:25:51,218 --> 01:25:52,486
-Bye.
-Bye.

2012
01:25:52,787 --> 01:25:54,022
-Hey.
-All right, bitches,

2013
01:25:54,354 --> 01:25:55,288
-let's go. Are we ready to go?
-Ooh!

2014
01:25:55,590 --> 01:25:57,157
-Yes, yes.
-Wait, wait, wait.

2015
01:25:57,424 --> 01:25:59,159
-Do we have everything?
-Yeah.

2016
01:25:59,226 --> 01:26:01,529
Wait. You're gonna leave
your yoga boyfriend behind?

2017
01:26:02,063 --> 01:26:04,032
-Mel.
-Come on, she's our friend,

2018
01:26:04,398 --> 01:26:07,068
and it's our job to tell her
when she's being an idiot.

2019
01:26:07,334 --> 01:26:08,603
And you are being an idiot.

2020
01:26:08,970 --> 01:26:11,171
Oh, I hate that she's making me
do this, but Mel is right.

2021
01:26:11,506 --> 01:26:13,808
-Wait, what?
-I know. Don't get used to it.

2022
01:26:14,174 --> 01:26:16,778
I can't remember the last time
I've seen you as happy

2023
01:26:17,045 --> 01:26:18,211
as when you were with Kai.

2024
01:26:18,713 --> 01:26:21,381
I know, I know, but I think
I screwed it up last night.

2025
01:26:21,448 --> 01:26:23,084
-[Sophie] Oh, no...
-No, you can unscrew it.

2026
01:26:23,151 --> 01:26:25,053
-You think?
-[all] Yes.

2027
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:28,355
I mean,
he did make me really happy.

2028
01:26:28,690 --> 01:26:31,059
-He's nice. And he cooks.
-Yeah. Yeah.

2029
01:26:31,324 --> 01:26:33,061
And you smile from ear to ear.

2030
01:26:33,127 --> 01:26:34,696
Yeah, he's got a dick.

2031
01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:37,397
-Should I go?
-[all] Yes!

2032
01:26:37,632 --> 01:26:39,067
Okay. Really?

2033
01:26:39,332 --> 01:26:40,668
-[all] Yes!
-Okay. [giggles]

2034
01:26:40,968 --> 01:26:41,836
["I Want You Back"
by HAIM plays]

2035
01:26:42,103 --> 01:26:42,870
<i>♪ I want you back ♪</i>

2036
01:26:43,538 --> 01:26:44,672
<i>♪ Mm ♪</i>

2037
01:26:45,073 --> 01:26:47,407
<i>♪ Just know that</i>
<i>I want you back ♪</i>

2038
01:26:47,775 --> 01:26:49,177
<i>♪ Uh-huh ♪</i>

2039
01:26:49,242 --> 01:26:50,511
<i>♪ Just know that</i>
<i>I want you ♪♪</i>

2040
01:26:50,912 --> 01:26:52,714
<i>♪ I'll take the fall</i>
<i>And the fault in us ♪</i>

2041
01:26:52,780 --> 01:26:54,414
<i>-♪ I'll give you all the love ♪</i>
-Step one foot back.

2042
01:26:54,481 --> 01:26:55,583
<i>♪ I never gave</i>
<i>Before I left you ♪♪</i>

2043
01:26:57,018 --> 01:26:57,952
Hey.

2044
01:26:59,754 --> 01:27:00,655
Hey.

2045
01:27:00,722 --> 01:27:02,824
Oh, shit.
Something's going down.

2046
01:27:03,157 --> 01:27:04,859
-She's really cute. I hate her.
-I know.

2047
01:27:06,027 --> 01:27:07,028
Can we talk?

2048
01:27:07,427 --> 01:27:09,964
Hey, uh,
I'm in the middle of class.

2049
01:27:10,698 --> 01:27:12,734
I'm really sorry
about last night.

2050
01:27:13,067 --> 01:27:15,435
I could have handled that
so much better.

2051
01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:17,672
[stammers] The truth is that

2052
01:27:17,739 --> 01:27:19,941
I would love
to make it work with you.

2053
01:27:21,175 --> 01:27:22,210
Really?

2054
01:27:22,643 --> 01:27:25,980
Yes. Let's just go to dinner
and figure it out.

2055
01:27:26,781 --> 01:27:27,615
When?

2056
01:27:28,716 --> 01:27:29,951
July 19th?

2057
01:27:31,152 --> 01:27:32,987
Is-- Is it Bastille Day or?

2058
01:27:33,253 --> 01:27:34,589
Let's go this Friday.

2059
01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,057
[scoffs]

2060
01:27:36,490 --> 01:27:38,025
What about everything
you said last night?

2061
01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:42,730
With your family and your job
and kids and everything, Jane?

2062
01:27:42,964 --> 01:27:44,165
You know what?

2063
01:27:44,832 --> 01:27:47,235
They're just gonna have
to take care of themselves
for a few hours

2064
01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:50,872
because this is what I want.
You're what I want.

2065
01:27:51,139 --> 01:27:54,407
And sometimes, just sometimes,

2066
01:27:54,742 --> 01:27:57,344
I get to do
what I fucking want to do.

2067
01:27:58,679 --> 01:28:01,481
Oh, my God,
I am totally on her side now.

2068
01:28:01,549 --> 01:28:03,416
Oh, me too.
I hope they get married.

2069
01:28:03,818 --> 01:28:08,122
I'm not sure I fully believe
what I just said right now.

2070
01:28:08,189 --> 01:28:09,891
Plus you work at a spa

2071
01:28:10,191 --> 01:28:11,893
and you live
100 miles away from me

2072
01:28:12,226 --> 01:28:13,426
-and you sleep in a hammock.
-[chuckles]

2073
01:28:13,694 --> 01:28:14,896
And there's probably
zero chance

2074
01:28:15,229 --> 01:28:16,429
that this is ever
going to work out.

2075
01:28:16,764 --> 01:28:19,332
But you said to put myself first
every now and again

2076
01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:21,736
and I'm trying really hard
to do that right now.

2077
01:28:21,803 --> 01:28:24,471
So if you'll just have
dinner with me?

2078
01:28:24,939 --> 01:28:26,107
He just said put yourself first.

2079
01:28:26,373 --> 01:28:27,175
-I know, I know.
-When do we

2080
01:28:27,407 --> 01:28:28,943
ever put ourselves first?

2081
01:28:30,912 --> 01:28:34,582
Say yes before
I screw this whole thing up.

2082
01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:37,952
For you, Jane,
I'm free any night.

2083
01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:39,787
Aw...

2084
01:28:40,254 --> 01:28:41,189
Okay.

2085
01:28:41,388 --> 01:28:42,824
[sighs, chuckles]

2086
01:28:43,724 --> 01:28:45,793
-Tongue, tongue, I saw tongue.
-Whoa. [chuckles]

2087
01:28:54,467 --> 01:28:56,804
["Best Life" by Littie, Kali J,
And Beginners plays]

2088
01:29:10,751 --> 01:29:14,088
<i>Bonjour</i> and welcome
to Solaris Monte Carlo.

2089
01:29:14,655 --> 01:29:17,357
-Ooh.
-[chuckles deviously]

2090
01:29:17,658 --> 01:29:20,127
-[gasps] Oh my gosh.
-Wow.

2091
01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:22,563
I can't believe it's your job
to evaluate

2092
01:29:22,630 --> 01:29:24,464
every Solaris spa
in the world.

2093
01:29:24,665 --> 01:29:25,633
I know.

2094
01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:28,236
And remember, we have to try
every spa treatment...

2095
01:29:28,501 --> 01:29:29,537
-No.
-...every entree...

2096
01:29:29,837 --> 01:29:31,272
-What?
-...every cocktail, everything.

2097
01:29:31,639 --> 01:29:33,507
Oh my God, this is so much
better than your last job.

2098
01:29:33,841 --> 01:29:35,710
This is so much better
than any job.

2099
01:29:35,943 --> 01:29:37,011
Oh, wait, where's Mel?

2100
01:29:37,078 --> 01:29:38,846
-[yelps, grunts]
-[fabric tears]

2101
01:29:39,046 --> 01:29:39,914
[all yell]

2102
01:29:40,248 --> 01:29:41,849
-Wow!
-[Mel yelps, grunts]

2103
01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:43,718
Whew!

2104
01:29:44,018 --> 01:29:45,620
-Okay.
-You good?

2105
01:29:46,988 --> 01:29:47,755
How do I look?

2106
01:29:47,989 --> 01:29:49,190
-Great.
-Insane.

2107
01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:51,659
-Okay, I-- remember, um...
-Yeah.

2108
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:54,161
...we cannot get too crazy
this weekend though,

2109
01:29:54,427 --> 01:29:55,395
-okay?
-Okay.

2110
01:29:55,930 --> 01:29:57,497
Absolutely, I'm going to be
on my best behavior.

2111
01:29:57,565 --> 01:29:58,733
["Best Life" continues]

2112
01:29:59,066 --> 01:30:00,268
<i>♪ Look at us livin'</i>
<i>Our best life ♪</i>

2113
01:30:00,534 --> 01:30:01,669
<i>♪ Just giving ourselves right ♪</i>

2114
01:30:02,036 --> 01:30:03,871
<i>♪ Look at us</i>
<i>Living our best life ♪</i>

2115
01:30:04,105 --> 01:30:05,006
[camera shutter clicks]

2116
01:30:06,741 --> 01:30:09,010
<i>♪ Five, six</i>
<i>Five, six ♪</i>

2117
01:30:09,310 --> 01:30:10,311
-[beep]
<i>-♪ Seven, eight ♪</i>

2118
01:30:10,611 --> 01:30:11,512
["Hot To Go!"
by Chappell Roan plays]

2119
01:30:11,579 --> 01:30:13,915
[flashbulb popping]

2120
01:30:14,515 --> 01:30:16,651
[all] Whoa!

2121
01:30:20,388 --> 01:30:21,555
Holy shit.

2122
01:30:21,923 --> 01:30:24,292
But it feels like that goat
knows what it's doing.

2123
01:30:24,659 --> 01:30:26,560
-Oh, I love you, Daddy.
<i>-♪ ...Your new addiction ♪</i>

2124
01:30:26,961 --> 01:30:28,896
<i>♪ It's all in my head</i>
<i>But I want non-fiction... ♪</i>

2125
01:30:29,196 --> 01:30:31,632
-[chimes]
-Oh, what's that?

2126
01:30:31,866 --> 01:30:33,034
It's a phone.

2127
01:30:33,234 --> 01:30:36,037
[both laugh]

2128
01:30:36,103 --> 01:30:37,038
[laughs, speaks indistinctly]

2129
01:30:37,338 --> 01:30:40,174
<i>♪ Baby, do you like</i>
<i>this beat? ♪</i>

2130
01:30:40,675 --> 01:30:42,910
<i>♪ I made it</i>
<i>So you'd dance with me ♪</i>

2131
01:30:43,110 --> 01:30:44,477
[laughter]

2132
01:30:44,812 --> 01:30:47,648
It's like I've never
jumped before. Whoa!

2133
01:30:47,848 --> 01:30:48,783
[laughs]

2134
01:30:49,016 --> 01:30:50,818
-Oh!
-Oh, shit!

2135
01:30:51,018 --> 01:30:52,219
Sophie!

2136
01:30:52,687 --> 01:30:55,089
Sophie, you got fucked up!
Are you okay?

2137
01:30:55,389 --> 01:30:57,658
[sobbing]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

2138
01:30:57,992 --> 01:30:59,694
No!

2139
01:31:00,361 --> 01:31:02,063
No! [sobs]

2140
01:31:02,363 --> 01:31:03,631
-[beep]
-What would you do for a job?

2141
01:31:03,931 --> 01:31:04,999
-[beep]
-Would you be willing

2142
01:31:05,266 --> 01:31:06,267
-to show your tits?
-[beep]

2143
01:31:06,767 --> 01:31:07,935
Would you be willing
to go to Japan and escort?

2144
01:31:08,235 --> 01:31:09,236
-[beep]
-Would you be willing

2145
01:31:09,570 --> 01:31:10,771
to give hand jobs
at an old people's home?

2146
01:31:11,105 --> 01:31:14,108
I've done it. You wear a glove.
[wheezing laugh]

2147
01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:15,109
-[beep]
-[Mel chuckling]

2148
01:31:15,343 --> 01:31:17,845
You're all demented.

2149
01:31:18,713 --> 01:31:22,116
<i>-♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪</i>
-We're demented.

2150
01:31:22,450 --> 01:31:25,252
<i>♪ You can take me</i>
<i>Hot to go ♪</i>

2151
01:31:25,586 --> 01:31:28,823
<i>♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O ♪</i>

2152
01:31:29,090 --> 01:31:30,490
<i>♪ You can take me ♪</i>

2153
01:31:30,791 --> 01:31:32,326
<i>-♪ Hot to go... ♪</i>
-[beep]

2154
01:31:32,393 --> 01:31:33,861
I'll take a happy ending.

2155
01:31:34,128 --> 01:31:35,363
-[man] Cut.
-[laughter]

2156
01:31:35,696 --> 01:31:37,131
-That's nice. Ah--
-Oh...

2157
01:31:37,365 --> 01:31:38,833
-[beep]
-Oh! Oh...

2158
01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:40,334
-[beep]
-Catch! [grunts]

2159
01:31:40,401 --> 01:31:42,370
-[gasps]
-[thuds]

2160
01:31:43,037 --> 01:31:44,572
-[Coco] Are you okay, Jane?
-[giggles]

2161
01:31:44,772 --> 01:31:45,639
[laughs]

2162
01:31:46,273 --> 01:31:49,010
<i>♪ It's like a hundred</i>
<i>Ninety-nine degrees ♪</i>

2163
01:31:49,276 --> 01:31:50,544
-[beep]
-Can I just say actually

2164
01:31:50,811 --> 01:31:52,680
one of the goats fucked me.

2165
01:31:52,980 --> 01:31:55,116
And today
I felt really nauseous.

2166
01:31:55,349 --> 01:31:56,584
I feel like I'm glowing,

2167
01:31:56,884 --> 01:31:59,020
and, honestly,
I could be pregnant.

2168
01:31:59,086 --> 01:32:01,422
I want to know the goat's
gonna pay for our child.

2169
01:32:01,756 --> 01:32:04,191
-I'm not raising this kid alone.
-[Coco giggles]

2170
01:32:04,258 --> 01:32:06,460
[laughing]
I want a hands-on dad.

2171
01:32:06,527 --> 01:32:09,530
-[Coco giggles]
<i>-♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪♪</i>

2172
01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:10,664
-[beep]
-You're supposed to leave me

2173
01:32:10,898 --> 01:32:12,666
for like some pretty hot thing.

2174
01:32:12,733 --> 01:32:14,001
-Not Kathy Lee Gifford.
-[beep]

2175
01:32:14,068 --> 01:32:15,436
-[beeping]
-Ina Garten. Angela Merkel.

2176
01:32:15,770 --> 01:32:17,071
-[beeping]
-Joy Behar. Okay, Betty White.

2177
01:32:17,338 --> 01:32:18,406
-[beep]
-Dame Judi Dench.

2178
01:32:18,706 --> 01:32:19,874
-[laughs]
-That's so rude, by the way.

2179
01:32:20,107 --> 01:32:21,008
You're beautiful.

2180
01:32:21,308 --> 01:32:22,309
This is so fucked up.

2181
01:32:24,712 --> 01:32:26,313
-I am so sorry I'm late.
-[beep]

2182
01:32:26,547 --> 01:32:27,548
My parrot is sick.

2183
01:32:27,848 --> 01:32:29,283
-[beep]
-I fell off my scooter again.

2184
01:32:29,550 --> 01:32:30,418
-[beep]
-I got attacked

2185
01:32:30,484 --> 01:32:32,019
by a swarm of bees.

2186
01:32:32,219 --> 01:32:34,055
[all laugh]

2187
01:32:34,388 --> 01:32:37,591
<i>-♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪</i>
-[beep]

2188
01:32:37,925 --> 01:32:39,760
Okay, you can have
all three of them.

2189
01:32:40,494 --> 01:32:42,897
-All of my daughters. [laughs]
-[all laughing]

2190
01:32:44,165 --> 01:32:45,332
-[beep]
-[wails]

2191
01:32:45,534 --> 01:32:47,168
[laughs]

2192
01:32:47,468 --> 01:32:48,602
-[beep]
-[overlapping chatter]

2193
01:32:48,936 --> 01:32:50,571
-Oh, yes.
<i>-♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪</i>

2194
01:32:50,905 --> 01:32:52,206
-[whispering] I love you.
-[Coco giggles]

2195
01:32:52,273 --> 01:32:53,441
<i>♪ Take me hot to go ♪♪</i>

2196
01:32:53,808 --> 01:32:56,644
Isla, stop grabbing my ass
and pack your shit.

2197
01:32:56,911 --> 01:32:59,780
-I'm joking!
-[both laughing]

2198
01:33:03,484 --> 01:33:05,352
["Good, Good day"
by Lady Bri plays]

2199
01:33:05,686 --> 01:33:06,787
<i>♪ Whoo! ♪</i>

2200
01:33:07,556 --> 01:33:09,790
<i>♪ It's a great, great day ♪</i>

2201
01:33:10,624 --> 01:33:11,792
<i>♪ It's a good day ♪</i>

2202
01:33:13,894 --> 01:33:17,198
<i>-♪ Get up, woo! ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪</i>

2203
01:33:17,731 --> 01:33:19,100
<i>♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah</i>
<i>Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪</i>

2204
01:33:19,467 --> 01:33:20,868
<i>♪ Can't you see</i>
<i>The sun shining? ♪</i>

2205
01:33:21,268 --> 01:33:22,736
<i>-♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Get up! ♪</i>

2206
01:33:23,137 --> 01:33:24,738
<i>♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah</i>
<i>Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪</i>

2207
01:33:25,106 --> 01:33:27,475
<i>♪ I woke up</i>
<i>And I rolled outta bed ♪</i>

2208
01:33:27,875 --> 01:33:30,244
<i>♪ Got dressed</i>
<i>And I left at ten ♪</i>

2209
01:33:30,678 --> 01:33:32,413
<i>♪ Checked my nails</i>
<i>lookin' good ♪</i>

2210
01:33:32,780 --> 01:33:35,249
<i>♪ It's a beautiful day</i>
<i>In the neighborhood ♪</i>

2211
01:33:35,584 --> 01:33:37,118
<i>-♪ Ah, yeah! ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I know ♪</i>

2212
01:33:37,184 --> 01:33:39,153
<i>-♪ This'll be the day ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ah, yeah! ♪♪</i>

2213
01:33:39,220 --> 01:33:41,755
<i>-♪ Everything will be okay ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ah, yeah! ♪♪</i>

2214
01:33:42,189 --> 01:33:44,492
<i>-♪ I kiss my cares</i>
<i>all the way ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ah, yeah! ♪</i>

2215
01:33:45,126 --> 01:33:47,128
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good, good day ♪</i>

2216
01:33:47,194 --> 01:33:49,096
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good, good day ♪♪</i>

2217
01:33:49,363 --> 01:33:50,865
<i>♪ Good, good day ♪</i>

2218
01:33:50,931 --> 01:33:52,233
<i>-♪ Good, good day ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Hey! ♪♪</i>

2219
01:33:52,601 --> 01:33:53,801
<i>♪ I think it's finally all ♪</i>

2220
01:33:54,268 --> 01:33:57,539
<i>-♪ Gonna go my way ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Go my way ♪</i>

2221
01:33:58,005 --> 01:34:00,509
<i>♪ Rain or shine</i>
<i>No, I don't mind ♪</i>

2222
01:34:00,575 --> 01:34:01,942
<i>♪ This day is mine ♪♪</i>

2223
01:34:02,343 --> 01:34:06,247
<i>♪ I'm gonna chase all those</i>
<i>Gray clouds away ♪</i>

2224
01:34:06,914 --> 01:34:08,682
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good day ♪</i>

2225
01:34:09,049 --> 01:34:11,118
<i>♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah</i>
<i>Nah, nah, nah ♪</i>

2226
01:34:11,452 --> 01:34:12,453
<i>♪ Nah, nah</i>
<i>Nah, nah ♪</i>

2227
01:34:12,753 --> 01:34:14,188
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good day ♪</i>

2228
01:34:14,556 --> 01:34:16,525
<i>♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah</i>
<i>Nah, nah, nah ♪</i>

2229
01:34:17,057 --> 01:34:19,126
<i>♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah</i>
<i>Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪</i>

2230
01:34:19,193 --> 01:34:21,295
<i>♪ No more crying</i>
<i>Myself to sleep ♪♪</i>

2231
01:34:21,729 --> 01:34:23,797
<i>♪ And thinking better days</i>
<i>Are a far-off dream ♪</i>

2232
01:34:24,131 --> 01:34:26,433
<i>♪ Get up</i>
<i>And I move my feet ♪</i>

2233
01:34:26,834 --> 01:34:29,638
<i>♪ 'Cause I hear music</i>
<i>Playing on these streets ♪</i>

2234
01:34:29,703 --> 01:34:30,971
<i>-♪ Ah, yeah ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ain't nobody ♪♪</i>

2235
01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:33,274
<i>-♪ Gonna cry today ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ah, yeah ♪</i>

2236
01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:34,475
<i>♪ Ain't nobody gonna ♪♪</i>

2237
01:34:34,808 --> 01:34:36,010
<i>-♪ Die today ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ah, yeah ♪</i>

2238
01:34:36,310 --> 01:34:37,411
<i>♪ I kiss</i>
<i>My cares ♪</i>

2239
01:34:37,878 --> 01:34:39,280
<i>-♪ All the way ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ah, yeah! ♪</i>

2240
01:34:39,614 --> 01:34:40,814
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good, good day ♪</i>

2241
01:34:41,182 --> 01:34:43,284
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good, good day ♪</i>

2242
01:34:43,350 --> 01:34:44,553
<i>♪ Good, good day ♪♪</i>

2243
01:34:44,885 --> 01:34:46,453
<i>♪ Gonna be</i>
<i>A good, good day ♪</i>

2244
01:34:46,754 --> 01:34:47,821
<i>♪ I think it's finally all ♪</i>

2245
01:34:48,389 --> 01:34:50,424
<i>-♪ Gonna go my way ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Go my way ♪</i>

2246
01:34:50,691 --> 01:34:51,759
<i>♪ Go my way ♪</i>

2247
01:34:52,092 --> 01:34:54,295
<i>♪ Rain or shine</i>
<i>No I don't mind ♪</i>

2248
01:34:54,563 --> 01:34:55,996
<i>♪ This day is mine ♪</i>

2249
01:34:56,330 --> 01:34:57,566
<i>♪ I'm gonna chase</i>
<i>All those ♪</i>

2250
01:34:57,831 --> 01:35:00,234
<i>♪ Gray clouds away ♪</i>

2251
01:35:01,035 --> 01:35:02,571
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good day ♪</i>

2252
01:35:02,903 --> 01:35:04,438
<i>♪ Nah, nah</i>
<i>Nah, nah, nah ♪</i>

2253
01:35:04,838 --> 01:35:06,707
<i>-♪ Nah, nah, nah ♪</i>
<i>-♪♪ It's beautiful ♪</i>

2254
01:35:06,774 --> 01:35:07,474
<i>-♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪</i>
<i>-♪ It's gonna be ♪♪</i>

2255
01:35:07,708 --> 01:35:08,876
<i>♪ A good day ♪</i>

2256
01:35:09,310 --> 01:35:10,311
-♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

2257
01:35:10,579 --> 01:35:11,712
<i>♪ Nah, nah, nah ♪</i>

2258
01:35:12,112 --> 01:35:13,480
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good, good day ♪</i>

2259
01:35:13,847 --> 01:35:15,349
<i>♪ No more crying</i>
<i>Myself to sleep ♪</i>

2260
01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:18,319
<i>♪ And thinking better days</i>
<i>Are a far-off dream ♪</i>

2261
01:35:18,752 --> 01:35:20,454
<i>♪ Get up</i>
<i>And I move my feet ♪</i>

2262
01:35:20,788 --> 01:35:22,223
<i>♪ 'Cause I hear</i>
<i>Music playing ♪</i>

2263
01:35:22,289 --> 01:35:24,191
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good, good day ♪♪</i>

2264
01:35:24,258 --> 01:35:26,327
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good, good day ♪♪</i>

2265
01:35:26,595 --> 01:35:27,728
<i>♪ Good</i>
<i>Good day ♪</i>

2266
01:35:28,028 --> 01:35:29,363
<i>♪ It's a good, good day ♪</i>

2267
01:35:29,664 --> 01:35:31,232
<i>♪ I think it's finally all ♪</i>

2268
01:35:31,298 --> 01:35:34,802
<i>-♪ Gonna go my way ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Go my way ♪♪</i>

2269
01:35:35,402 --> 01:35:36,337
<i>♪ Rain</i>
<i>Or shine ♪</i>

2270
01:35:36,638 --> 01:35:37,471
<i>♪ No</i>
<i>I don't mind ♪</i>

2271
01:35:37,738 --> 01:35:38,906
<i>♪ This day is mine ♪</i>

2272
01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:40,642
<i>♪ I'm gonna chase</i>
<i>All those ♪</i>

2273
01:35:40,941 --> 01:35:43,377
<i>♪ Gray clouds</i>
<i>Away ♪</i>

2274
01:35:44,011 --> 01:35:45,813
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good day ♪</i>

2275
01:35:45,946 --> 01:35:46,780
<i>♪ Nah, nah,</i>
<i>Nah ♪</i>

2276
01:35:46,880 --> 01:35:48,082
<i>♪ Nah, nah,</i>
<i>Nah, nah ♪</i>

2277
01:35:48,315 --> 01:35:49,618
<i>♪ Nah, nah ♪</i>

2278
01:35:49,817 --> 01:35:52,386
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good day ♪</i>

2279
01:35:52,453 --> 01:35:53,555
<i>♪ Nah, nah,</i>
<i>Nah ♪♪</i>

2280
01:35:53,688 --> 01:35:54,723
<i>♪ Nah, nah,</i>
<i>Nah ♪</i>

2281
01:35:54,922 --> 01:35:57,258
<i>♪ It's gonna be</i>
<i>A good day ♪</i>

2282
01:37:03,290 --> 01:37:04,325
[goat bleats]