1 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,592 One cannot control, whom one loves. 2 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:13,262 One cannot control, who loves one. 3 00:00:14,096 --> 00:00:17,850 One cannot control how, when or why it happens. 4 00:00:18,684 --> 00:00:20,895 You can't control all that. 5 00:00:26,859 --> 00:00:29,362 3 MONTHS EARLIER 6 00:00:29,445 --> 00:00:31,531 Dear God, whose name I do not know. 7 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:34,200 I pray to you because a personal crisis. 8 00:00:34,283 --> 00:00:36,369 As you know, have I asked for your help… 9 00:00:36,452 --> 00:00:39,038 to win an if Kelly Moran's heart... 10 00:00:39,121 --> 00:00:40,873 and as said repeatedly... 11 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,543 is that the only I ever asked for. 12 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,878 So I'm still surprised and confused about… 13 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:50,633 that last month you let Kelly fall for my best friend Fozzie… 14 00:00:50,716 --> 00:00:53,010 which I assure you, not interested. 15 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,887 So, I beg you… 16 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:59,058 make sure Kelly sees me in a new attractive light... 17 00:00:59,141 --> 00:01:01,978 preferably before Valentine's Day. I would appreciate that. 18 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,897 I hope my prayer gets through. 19 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,066 Thanks again for my successful darts career... 20 00:01:07,149 --> 00:01:08,401 and my pleasant singing voice. 21 00:01:08,484 --> 00:01:10,486 I'm Raymond Goodfellow... 22 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,737 from Brooklyn... 23 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,656 originally from Wilmington, Delaware. 24 00:01:13,739 --> 00:01:15,825 TO RAYMOND GOODFELLOW THE OLYMPUS FOUNDATION 25 00:01:15,908 --> 00:01:17,535 Let us welcome… 26 00:01:17,618 --> 00:01:20,162 a great singer who melts hearts, while throwing darts... 27 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:23,666 ladies and gentlemen, my best friend, Raymond Goodfellow. 28 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:30,006 All alone in the morning 29 00:01:32,633 --> 00:01:35,761 All alone at night 30 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:42,518 I sit alone on my tail 31 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,396 Not happy in the hat 32 00:01:45,479 --> 00:01:47,523 Adds solitaire 33 00:01:48,524 --> 00:01:53,154 Alone I am lonely 34 00:01:54,196 --> 00:01:57,617 No one to hold on to 35 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:03,539 I want to rest my hair on someone else's shoulder 36 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,292 I hate turning years 37 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:08,711 All alone 38 00:02:18,554 --> 00:02:20,014 - Thank you. 39 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:23,559 This one is for you. It appeared suddenly. 40 00:02:24,226 --> 00:02:26,187 - Strange. Thanks. - Of course. 41 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:28,272 TO RAYMOND GOODFELLOW 42 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,732 THE OLYMPUS FOUNDATION 43 00:02:35,863 --> 00:02:38,366 LOVE'S DARTS 3000 44 00:02:54,006 --> 00:02:55,341 LOVE OBJECT 45 00:02:55,424 --> 00:02:57,176 So they're like cupid's arrows? 46 00:02:57,259 --> 00:02:59,136 Not quite. See point four. 47 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,138 “Any object hit of Love's Darts 3000... 48 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,683 is part of a phase of impressionability, which lasts exactly six hours. 49 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:05,267 During that time... 50 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,436 has the subject a considerable greater chance of developing... 51 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,647 a permanent romantic relationship to the love object.” 52 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:11,107 A permanent romantic relationship. 53 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,609 You know it's fake, right? It's a joke or something. 54 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,779 No. If I hit Kelly, I have six hours for her to fall for me. 55 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:18,030 You don't stab Kelly. 56 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,616 I knew it. You like each other. 57 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,036 Ray, I will never accept or return love from Kelly Moran. 58 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,372 You are my best friend. Our friendship means everything. 59 00:03:26,455 --> 00:03:29,208 - But what is the problem? - You don't stab people. 60 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:30,459 You are right. 61 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,169 Maybe I should test them first. 62 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,213 - Do you want to join my book club? - No. 63 00:03:34,296 --> 00:03:35,715 - Do you want to come home to me? - No. 64 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,883 - Can I come to your house? - Kelly, stop it. 65 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,635 Okay. Goodbye. 66 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,723 No, put the tins in the windows. 67 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:46,225 Frank, poke that girl on the shoulder. Just do it. 68 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,227 What are you talking about? 69 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:50,146 - What are you doing? - Is it Barack Obama? 70 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:50,980 Where? 71 00:03:52,898 --> 00:03:54,942 What are you talking about? Wait. Yes? 72 00:04:02,908 --> 00:04:06,328 Like me, I'm totally rubbery. But you- 73 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,165 You interfere in the fate of others. 74 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:11,333 Love is a cosmic collision between two souls. 75 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,919 It's about fate. You cannot control that. 76 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,088 It is wrong. And weird. 77 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,174 It's not fair against Frank or that girl. 78 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,717 She is doing brilliantly. 79 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,343 I'm a singer. 80 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:24,680 Not professional, but often in the shower. 81 00:04:25,347 --> 00:04:28,642 Okay, the impressionability phase is almost over. 82 00:04:29,268 --> 00:04:30,936 In 15 seconds. 83 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:34,940 I thought we could go the master bedroom, of course. 84 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,109 And then maybe at some point... 85 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:40,279 can Frank Junior get the other room, right? 86 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:44,283 There is no washing machine, but there is a cozy little- 87 00:04:59,548 --> 00:05:01,550 What are you waiting for? 88 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,647 It's insane. 89 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:17,066 No. It's fate. 90 00:05:17,149 --> 00:05:20,820 For almost a year I prayed to God and then he gave me these darts. 91 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:22,988 It was my destiny to test them on Frank... 92 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,324 and now it's meant to I'll try them on Kelly. 93 00:05:25,407 --> 00:05:28,577 Okay, I have to schedule the six most romantic hours... 94 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,746 and I need your help with the execution. 95 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,332 Come by tomorrow at 12, and take Frank with you. 96 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:35,501 Okay. 97 00:05:38,712 --> 00:05:40,923 Well. I have all the ingredients right here... 98 00:05:41,006 --> 00:05:43,133 and you have a copy too in your binder. 99 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:46,345 Layer dough, chicken and celery and repeat the process. 100 00:05:46,428 --> 00:05:47,471 What is the name of the dish? 101 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,181 Chicken pie Pennsylvania Dutch style. 102 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:50,599 Does she not like seafood? 103 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,518 Everything must be served in the living room... 104 00:05:52,601 --> 00:05:55,688 which you have to decorate as an Amish barn with candles. 105 00:05:56,772 --> 00:05:58,107 As in The Witness. 106 00:05:59,441 --> 00:06:02,945 You have a lot to decorate with. You have a diet. A rake. 107 00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:05,823 A core and whatever that is. 108 00:06:05,906 --> 00:06:07,241 A club. 109 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,660 - Is it a goat? - Yes. 110 00:06:09,743 --> 00:06:11,120 What do you think, Ray? 111 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:13,455 - It's beautiful. Thanks. - It was so little. 112 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,208 Wow. You're a lucky man, Frank. What is your secret? 113 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,127 It was fate. 114 00:06:18,794 --> 00:06:21,213 Be safe. I'm changing clothes. 115 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,007 Wish me luck. 116 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:24,884 - Good luck. - Thank you. 117 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,889 - Hello. - Hey, Kelly. How is it going? 118 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,057 - Good. - Good. Thanks. 119 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,310 I was in the area and wanted to practice a trick. 120 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:37,396 Will you give me your hand? and at the same time close your eyes? 121 00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:38,647 No. 122 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:43,235 Then I'll tell you something as Fozzie told me about you. 123 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,653 - Do you want to? 124 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,738 Okay. 125 00:06:45,821 --> 00:06:47,114 Well. 126 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:54,163 Aw! Ray! What the..? 127 00:07:00,836 --> 00:07:03,047 Do you want to hear a poem, I wrote to you? 128 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:06,717 It's nine pages and in Portuguese, but I can translate it. 129 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,093 That sounds good. 130 00:07:55,557 --> 00:07:57,142 Where's the chicken pie? 131 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,561 Excuse me. I took that liberty. 132 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,022 Oh, God. I love seafood. 133 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:20,874 Are you having fun? 134 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,711 More fun than ever. 135 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,880 I mean... 136 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:30,134 who could know, right? 137 00:08:30,217 --> 00:08:31,635 Namely. Who could know. 138 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,221 And what was I thinking? 139 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:40,352 Oh, God. What happened there? 140 00:08:43,939 --> 00:08:45,441 What an idiot. 141 00:08:46,066 --> 00:08:50,320 Just because you are beautiful and smart and intelligent and generous. 142 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:52,614 - Yeah, okay. - But seriously, I'm... 143 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,285 so happy with you. 144 00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:57,786 Are you? 145 00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:00,289 Yes. 146 00:09:02,082 --> 00:09:04,918 The evening just couldn't get any better. 147 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,464 You are wrong there. 148 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,053 I told you to make chicken pot pie. 149 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,389 I don't think that was the problem. 150 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,643 Maybe I should have invited her to another ballet. 151 00:10:44,726 --> 00:10:46,395 Swan Lake is not her favorite. 152 00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:48,313 Romeo and Juliet is shown at Public. 153 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,232 - Why didn't you say that? - I thought you knew that. 154 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:51,733 No. 155 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,528 But forget it. It's too late. 156 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,321 Now you must hear. 157 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,783 There are literally millions of single women in this city. 158 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,911 Use those love darts though to find the right one for you. 159 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,414 How about what you said about not to interfere in the destinies of others? 160 00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:08,542 Forget it. The most important thing for me is that you are happy. 161 00:11:12,921 --> 00:11:18,343 I want to do a play, which is an artistic matter. 162 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:20,596 It's about food of some kind. 163 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:24,516 It must be an easy way to clean it up. A mat or- 164 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,686 I like different things. I love visual arts. 165 00:11:27,769 --> 00:11:30,856 But I think theater is the form of expression that I want to concentrate on now. 166 00:11:30,939 --> 00:11:34,818 It's good to talk to people. I see a giant plastic bubble… 167 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,446 something with gloves, a little person… 168 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:14,983 “Blast fast? 169 00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,654 BANG FAST 170 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,200 I don't know. i love her so much but i say- 171 00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,494 Thank you. I say all the wrong things. 172 00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:28,163 I write all these stupid poems. I'm a big fool. 173 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,500 We can help you get Kelly. 174 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,211 It's cute, but aren't you in love in me? 175 00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:36,004 Isn't there a conflict there? 176 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,757 That's why we want to help you. We love you, Raymond. 177 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,509 We want you to be happy. 178 00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:41,927 Right, girls? 179 00:12:43,011 --> 00:12:45,180 And Trevor? 180 00:12:46,181 --> 00:12:47,307 Specific. 181 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,936 Dear God, whose name I do not know… 182 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,355 Okay. So... 183 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,941 that strategy is clearly misleading. 184 00:12:56,024 --> 00:12:59,111 I think after the show tomorrow night… 185 00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:00,904 I want to stab Kelly again. 186 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,948 I just keep doing it until it works. 187 00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:06,410 Of course I can't stab her every six hours for the rest of our lives… 188 00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:07,911 but what can be done? 189 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,663 It's like having diabetes. 190 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,791 Maybe I can let her believe that she has diabetes. 191 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,461 But thanks again. 192 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,130 It's Raymond Goodfellow... 193 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:19,464 from Brooklyn... 194 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,633 originally from Wilmington, Delaware. 195 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,846 - Do you want to join my film club? - No. 196 00:14:07,929 --> 00:14:09,598 - Do you want to come home with me? - No. 197 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:12,559 - Can I come to your house? - No. Never. 198 00:15:28,009 --> 00:15:30,095 Dear Mr. Goodfellow. Thanks for the great work. 199 00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:31,972 Sincerely, Your friends at Olympus 200 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,449 3 MONTHS LATER 201 00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:58,790 All alone in the morning 202 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,212 All alone at night 203 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:11,553 I sit alone on my tail 204 00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:14,431 Not happy in the hat 205 00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:17,225 Adds solitaire 206 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:23,482 Alone I am lonely 207 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:27,944 No one to hold on to 208 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:34,159 I want to rest my tired hair on someone else's shoulder 209 00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:36,953 I hate turning years 210 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,748 All alone 211 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,085 One cannot control, whom one loves. 212 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,255 One cannot control, who loves one. 213 00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:52,677 You cannot control what, when or why it happens. 214 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,930 You can't control all that. 215 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,098 But I can. 216 00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,685 I'm just a guy which aims well. That's all. 217 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,104 You have seen me. I'm a bit of an idiot. 218 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,942 I guess that's why it's love doesn't make sense. 219 00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,945 Because, well... 220 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,447 I am the God of Love.