1 00:00:18,542 --> 00:00:20,812 Ok, it's recording here. 2 00:00:20,836 --> 00:00:23,630 Wait for the camera. 3 00:00:26,175 --> 00:00:33,432 Oh... look at this one. 4 00:00:34,266 --> 00:00:37,996 Actually, stand up... stand up. 5 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:39,664 No... 6 00:00:39,688 --> 00:00:40,874 Yes... yeah... 7 00:00:40,898 --> 00:00:44,252 Yeah... 8 00:00:44,276 --> 00:00:46,838 Yeah... sit down, sit down. 9 00:00:46,862 --> 00:00:48,465 How are you doing? 10 00:00:48,489 --> 00:00:49,823 Good. 11 00:01:05,422 --> 00:01:07,859 Yeah... 12 00:01:07,883 --> 00:01:10,820 Lay down. 13 00:01:10,844 --> 00:01:13,823 Ok... 14 00:01:13,847 --> 00:01:14,845 You know how it is... 15 00:01:14,869 --> 00:01:16,034 I gotta be able to pull it up. 16 00:01:16,058 --> 00:01:21,873 Here we go, ok. 17 00:01:21,897 --> 00:01:24,542 Oh, yes... 18 00:01:24,566 --> 00:01:26,026 Stick it up for me, stick it up. 19 00:01:29,863 --> 00:01:30,861 Ow... 20 00:01:30,885 --> 00:01:31,841 Is that too hard? 21 00:01:31,865 --> 00:01:32,866 Yes. 22 00:01:34,159 --> 00:01:35,470 Better? 23 00:01:35,494 --> 00:01:36,494 How about this cheek? 24 00:01:37,287 --> 00:01:38,287 That too hard? 25 00:04:47,269 --> 00:04:49,080 What are you doing? 26 00:04:49,104 --> 00:04:51,064 Nothing. 27 00:04:55,986 --> 00:04:58,381 It's too small. 28 00:04:58,405 --> 00:04:59,382 It's too small. 29 00:04:59,406 --> 00:05:01,050 What? 30 00:05:01,074 --> 00:05:02,051 My dick is too small. 31 00:05:02,075 --> 00:05:02,969 What do you think 32 00:05:02,993 --> 00:05:04,137 I'm talking about? 33 00:05:04,161 --> 00:05:05,555 - No, it's not. - I mean... 34 00:05:05,579 --> 00:05:07,056 Let's see what you got here. 35 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,058 No... babe, come on. 36 00:05:09,082 --> 00:05:10,059 I'm serious. 37 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,937 Like, the... 38 00:05:12,961 --> 00:05:15,106 The movies I watch 39 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:16,566 or have seen, the people 40 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:19,319 you've been with, I mean... 41 00:05:19,343 --> 00:05:20,820 I mean, look, look at this. 42 00:05:20,844 --> 00:05:21,487 I mean, you know 43 00:05:21,511 --> 00:05:22,530 what it looks like. 44 00:05:22,554 --> 00:05:23,614 I mean, there's nothing here. 45 00:05:23,638 --> 00:05:26,075 I mean there's nothing... here. 46 00:05:26,099 --> 00:05:28,119 I love your penis. 47 00:05:28,143 --> 00:05:29,143 I mean... 48 00:05:36,610 --> 00:05:38,796 Come back to bed, ok.? 49 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:40,340 I'll be back in a second. 50 00:05:40,364 --> 00:05:42,115 Ok. 51 00:06:08,517 --> 00:06:09,452 Hey, 52 00:06:09,476 --> 00:06:10,453 what's up, guys? 53 00:06:10,477 --> 00:06:12,163 This is Paul from mysizematters, 54 00:06:12,187 --> 00:06:14,582 and, uh, here to tell you all 55 00:06:14,606 --> 00:06:16,417 about my results of the penis 56 00:06:16,441 --> 00:06:18,044 enlargement pills. 57 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:19,086 These are the top four, 58 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:20,338 um, in my research 59 00:06:20,362 --> 00:06:22,215 and here are the results. 60 00:06:22,239 --> 00:06:24,300 The first two, the brown pills, 61 00:06:24,324 --> 00:06:26,135 I do not recommend these. 62 00:06:26,159 --> 00:06:28,137 They, uh, did nothing for me. 63 00:06:28,161 --> 00:06:29,138 The pills on the far right, in 64 00:06:29,162 --> 00:06:30,556 the funny-looking bottle, I 65 00:06:30,580 --> 00:06:32,141 actually got side effects from 66 00:06:32,165 --> 00:06:34,394 taking those and I had headaches 67 00:06:34,418 --> 00:06:36,145 and nausea, and I wouldn't 68 00:06:36,169 --> 00:06:37,688 recommend these to anyone. 69 00:06:37,712 --> 00:06:40,149 The pills... the white pills, 70 00:06:40,173 --> 00:06:41,359 I... are the winner 71 00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:43,236 of this review. 72 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:46,155 They, um... I was feeling 73 00:06:46,179 --> 00:06:47,907 results, uh, immediately, 74 00:06:47,931 --> 00:06:49,784 almost, within, like, two days, 75 00:06:49,808 --> 00:06:51,828 if you can believe that and, uh, 76 00:06:51,852 --> 00:06:53,121 I'm taking them right now 77 00:06:53,145 --> 00:06:53,955 and they're great. 78 00:06:53,979 --> 00:06:55,665 Uh, my penis is getting bigger 79 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:58,167 every day, uh, longer, girth, 80 00:06:58,191 --> 00:07:00,193 everything, um... 81 00:07:03,196 --> 00:07:06,199 Hey, babe, you got a package. 82 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,023 Just doesn't make any sense 83 00:08:27,047 --> 00:08:28,758 for me to pay rent on my place 84 00:08:28,782 --> 00:08:32,428 when I'm here every night. 85 00:08:32,452 --> 00:08:34,096 Plus, I buy all these groceries 86 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,265 and they go bad, 'cause I'm here 87 00:08:36,289 --> 00:08:40,269 with you, cooking with you. 88 00:08:40,293 --> 00:08:41,291 It's just, like, a vessel 89 00:08:41,315 --> 00:08:42,313 that's just sitting there... 90 00:08:42,337 --> 00:08:44,381 Ok, ok, ok... ok. 91 00:09:32,762 --> 00:09:35,700 Oh, fuck yes... 92 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:38,869 Yes... 93 00:09:38,893 --> 00:09:41,330 That's what I'm talking about. 94 00:09:41,354 --> 00:09:43,231 Yeah... 95 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,096 I don't know what else 96 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,514 to say to you. 97 00:09:58,538 --> 00:09:59,682 I-I don't even understand 98 00:09:59,706 --> 00:10:01,058 why you're being this way. 99 00:10:01,082 --> 00:10:04,669 'Cause I love you. 100 00:10:14,054 --> 00:10:17,849 Is it 'cause I got fat? 101 00:10:22,479 --> 00:10:24,373 It's not because of anything 102 00:10:24,397 --> 00:10:25,875 you really... 103 00:10:25,899 --> 00:10:26,937 Then tell me what it is. 104 00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:29,545 ...did, it's just not... 105 00:10:29,569 --> 00:10:30,671 What I want. 106 00:10:30,695 --> 00:10:32,131 I just... you know, nothing you 107 00:10:32,155 --> 00:10:37,386 can say is really going to... 108 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:40,830 Change any of that. 109 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:45,394 Then fine, 110 00:10:45,418 --> 00:10:48,397 I'll go. 111 00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:49,315 You don't care, do you? 112 00:10:49,339 --> 00:10:50,608 You don't care that I'm leaving, 113 00:10:50,632 --> 00:10:53,093 do you? 114 00:10:59,015 --> 00:11:04,455 That's it? 115 00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:06,499 You fucking asshole... 116 00:11:06,523 --> 00:11:07,899 You fucking asshole. 117 00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:26,746 Whoa... 118 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:29,498 This place is so cool. 119 00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:30,499 This is like, 120 00:12:30,523 --> 00:12:32,001 like a grown-up apartment. 121 00:12:32,025 --> 00:12:33,836 This is like a, not like a 122 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:37,006 wriggly little, like a, 123 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:38,132 like a big... that's enough... 124 00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:39,508 - Oh, whoa... - Is that enough? 125 00:12:39,532 --> 00:12:40,801 - Yeah. - Here you go. 126 00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:41,552 Does it even have 127 00:12:41,576 --> 00:12:42,928 a big-screen TV? 128 00:12:42,952 --> 00:12:44,180 Upstairs. 129 00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:45,347 Mmm... 130 00:12:45,371 --> 00:12:46,182 Upstairs, yeah. 131 00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:47,516 How do you get up to the 132 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,518 top... or how do you get... 133 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,519 - Come here. - You have a 134 00:12:50,543 --> 00:12:52,796 lot... mmm... oh... 135 00:12:56,716 --> 00:12:57,860 You have a lot of balls 136 00:12:57,884 --> 00:13:00,237 in your apartment. 137 00:13:00,261 --> 00:13:02,072 Yeah, come on, let's, uh... 138 00:13:02,096 --> 00:13:03,032 Is it an apartment 139 00:13:03,056 --> 00:13:05,075 or is it like a whole... 140 00:13:05,099 --> 00:13:06,118 I mean, I guess it's 141 00:13:06,142 --> 00:13:07,787 technically an apartment. 142 00:13:07,811 --> 00:13:09,705 I have two more floors, 143 00:13:09,729 --> 00:13:10,727 and I have one... 144 00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:11,791 Are there people up there? 145 00:13:11,815 --> 00:13:12,625 Do you have a roommate? 146 00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:13,542 No, no, no, 147 00:13:13,566 --> 00:13:14,418 - no roommate. - No? 148 00:13:14,442 --> 00:13:15,586 No cats, no dogs. 149 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:16,608 Guinea pigs? 150 00:13:16,632 --> 00:13:17,880 No, no, nothing. 151 00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:18,798 Are you sure? 152 00:13:18,822 --> 00:13:19,715 Yeah, no, nothing. 153 00:13:19,739 --> 00:13:20,740 Mmm... 154 00:13:23,576 --> 00:13:24,553 Help me out. 155 00:13:24,577 --> 00:13:26,388 Whoa... 156 00:13:26,412 --> 00:13:27,848 Help me out. 157 00:13:27,872 --> 00:13:30,059 You take that one off first. 158 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,727 - Yeah. - Wait, wait, ok. 159 00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:32,728 Help me out. 160 00:13:32,752 --> 00:13:34,396 - And up... - Yeah. 161 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,505 There it goes. 162 00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:43,304 Oh, you have a sunburn. 163 00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:54,874 Hey, wait... wait, wait, 164 00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:56,752 wait... wait just a second. 165 00:13:56,776 --> 00:13:58,337 I'll be right back, ok.? 166 00:13:58,361 --> 00:14:00,422 I'll be right back, ok.? 167 00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:01,257 Ok. 168 00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:03,491 I'll be right back. 169 00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:55,519 Get that fucking thing 170 00:14:55,543 --> 00:14:57,730 away from me, you freak! 171 00:14:57,754 --> 00:14:58,981 What the fuck?! 172 00:14:59,005 --> 00:15:00,149 How do you get out of this 173 00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:01,609 fucking place!?! 174 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:02,985 Oh, fuck! 175 00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:05,613 Ah, you fucking freak! 176 00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:07,513 Fucking freak...! 177 00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:31,180 I know we both said 178 00:15:31,204 --> 00:15:33,057 some things that we didn't 179 00:15:33,081 --> 00:15:35,434 necessarily mean... 180 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,852 And I just think that if we talk 181 00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:39,712 about it, it'd be all right. 182 00:15:51,557 --> 00:15:53,619 Babe, can't we just be 183 00:15:53,643 --> 00:15:55,645 mature and talk? 184 00:15:59,816 --> 00:16:01,377 By the way... 185 00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,628 I've always hated 186 00:16:02,652 --> 00:16:03,695 your small dick. 187 00:16:22,463 --> 00:16:23,774 Ah... 188 00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:26,235 It's just you and me now. 189 00:16:26,259 --> 00:16:29,029 Oh, but fuck it, it's cool. 190 00:16:29,053 --> 00:16:33,075 I've waited for you for so long. 191 00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:35,411 Ah... nobody else seems to 192 00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:40,523 like you, oh, but I love you. 193 00:17:12,638 --> 00:17:14,700 ♪ Off night teens 194 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:17,745 with lesser guides ♪ 195 00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:20,289 ♪ enough of my 196 00:17:20,313 --> 00:17:22,791 old ways ♪ 197 00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:25,210 ♪ off white scenes, 198 00:17:25,234 --> 00:17:27,880 messed and lined ♪ 199 00:17:27,904 --> 00:17:29,840 ♪ who are you? ♪ 200 00:17:29,864 --> 00:17:33,576 ♪ And where am I...? ♪ 201 00:17:57,183 --> 00:17:58,201 How's it going 202 00:17:58,225 --> 00:18:00,829 in there? 203 00:18:00,853 --> 00:18:05,793 Fine. 204 00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:06,835 Do you think you might be 205 00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:13,175 ready soon... baby? 206 00:18:13,199 --> 00:18:15,535 Sure. 207 00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:16,864 What do ya think? 208 00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,490 That they're silly? 209 00:19:18,514 --> 00:19:19,867 No. 210 00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:21,076 They're so cool. 211 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,143 Ok. 212 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:39,845 Are you wearing 213 00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:41,430 underwear under here? 214 00:19:41,454 --> 00:19:44,349 Yeah, why? 215 00:19:44,373 --> 00:19:45,058 Why are you wearing 216 00:19:45,082 --> 00:19:46,852 underwear? 217 00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:48,645 What? 218 00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:49,748 Nah, you're just supposed 219 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,816 to wear the tights. 220 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,862 Seriously? 221 00:19:56,886 --> 00:20:00,306 Yeah, will you change? 222 00:20:47,311 --> 00:20:48,247 Go stand in 223 00:20:48,271 --> 00:20:50,940 the doorway. 224 00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:02,576 Turn around. 225 00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:11,794 Take your bra off. 226 00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:23,490 Lean against the door. 227 00:21:23,514 --> 00:21:26,350 Will you rub your breasts? 228 00:21:34,317 --> 00:21:35,210 I want you to play 229 00:21:35,234 --> 00:21:37,945 with yourself. 230 00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:53,919 Oh, fuck! 231 00:21:55,421 --> 00:21:59,175 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 232 00:22:26,786 --> 00:22:27,786 Hey. 233 00:22:29,121 --> 00:22:34,019 Wake up. 234 00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:37,004 Wake up. 235 00:24:30,409 --> 00:24:31,970 One second. 236 00:24:31,994 --> 00:24:33,138 Oh, sorry. 237 00:24:33,162 --> 00:24:37,416 Yep. 238 00:25:50,447 --> 00:25:51,445 Thanks. 239 00:25:51,469 --> 00:25:52,259 So what were you saying 240 00:25:52,283 --> 00:25:55,160 about, before? 241 00:25:58,539 --> 00:26:00,392 I just... I've been 242 00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,018 masturbating constantly. 243 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:04,062 I can't... I get turned on 244 00:26:04,086 --> 00:26:05,084 all the time. 245 00:26:05,108 --> 00:26:07,983 I don't know how to stop it. 246 00:26:08,007 --> 00:26:11,695 Well, what sets you off? 247 00:26:11,719 --> 00:26:13,989 Like... heat. 248 00:26:14,013 --> 00:26:17,576 Like the coffee cup turns me on. 249 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,994 And then, like, other types of 250 00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:20,495 drinks, like beer bottles have 251 00:26:20,519 --> 00:26:22,998 been really turning me on. 252 00:26:23,022 --> 00:26:24,082 Like the shape of it, like that 253 00:26:24,106 --> 00:26:26,001 shape of coke in the bottle, 254 00:26:26,025 --> 00:26:28,086 that would turn me on too. 255 00:26:28,110 --> 00:26:31,006 Or like, like riding my bike 256 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:36,219 turns me on... and, like... 257 00:26:36,243 --> 00:26:37,429 Really narrow streets 258 00:26:37,453 --> 00:26:39,055 turn me on. 259 00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:40,890 And then the sidewalk, when it 260 00:26:40,914 --> 00:26:42,392 gets kinda sparkly, like at the 261 00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:44,019 end of the street... by, like, 262 00:26:44,043 --> 00:26:45,520 where it goes into the actual 263 00:26:45,544 --> 00:26:46,354 street, when it gets 264 00:26:46,378 --> 00:26:47,689 sparkly there. 265 00:26:47,713 --> 00:26:48,857 That does something to my eyes 266 00:26:48,881 --> 00:26:50,650 and that turns me on. 267 00:26:50,674 --> 00:26:53,028 People in uniform, like, not so 268 00:26:53,052 --> 00:26:55,030 much police officers, but like 269 00:26:55,054 --> 00:26:57,032 mailmen, that really turns-- 270 00:26:57,056 --> 00:26:58,867 like U.P.S, and also the boxes, 271 00:26:58,891 --> 00:27:01,453 the wrapped-up boxes, that's 272 00:27:01,477 --> 00:27:03,913 really, that's really sexy. 273 00:27:03,937 --> 00:27:06,916 Cards, like, playing cards. 274 00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:10,045 Particularly... the royals, 275 00:27:10,069 --> 00:27:11,880 like the Jack, and the queen 276 00:27:11,904 --> 00:27:14,132 and the king. 277 00:27:14,156 --> 00:27:16,116 Mmm. 278 00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:26,251 I don't know. 279 00:27:28,253 --> 00:27:31,816 Well, that's ok. 280 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,276 Maybe you're just not fulfilled, 281 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,737 you know? 282 00:27:35,761 --> 00:27:36,613 Like, you know when you 283 00:27:36,637 --> 00:27:38,073 want chocolate? 284 00:27:38,097 --> 00:27:39,074 And you don't eat chocolate, 285 00:27:39,098 --> 00:27:40,533 and you just keep eating things 286 00:27:40,557 --> 00:27:41,534 and eating things. 287 00:27:41,558 --> 00:27:42,535 Yeah. 288 00:27:42,559 --> 00:27:43,286 And when you should just 289 00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:44,162 have chocolate. 290 00:27:44,186 --> 00:27:45,914 But what's the chocolate? 291 00:27:45,938 --> 00:27:49,108 I can't figure it out. 292 00:27:51,652 --> 00:27:52,587 Maybe you need to be 293 00:27:52,611 --> 00:27:54,381 a gasper. 294 00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:55,298 What? 295 00:27:55,322 --> 00:27:56,758 A gasper. 296 00:27:56,782 --> 00:27:59,427 When you strangle yourself. 297 00:27:59,451 --> 00:28:01,930 Oh... have you tried it? 298 00:28:01,954 --> 00:28:03,054 It's kinda sublime--yeah. 299 00:28:03,078 --> 00:28:05,308 You, it like gives you this 300 00:28:05,332 --> 00:28:06,643 natural high. 301 00:28:06,667 --> 00:28:08,311 Yeah, I've done it, once. 302 00:28:08,335 --> 00:28:09,104 How does it work? 303 00:28:09,128 --> 00:28:12,440 It's pretty amazing. 304 00:28:12,464 --> 00:28:16,069 You can take a belt or a plastic 305 00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:19,572 bag or some people use, like, 306 00:28:19,596 --> 00:28:20,740 gas to take the oxygen out of 307 00:28:20,764 --> 00:28:21,762 the room. 308 00:28:21,786 --> 00:28:22,742 Pretty much anything that cuts 309 00:28:22,766 --> 00:28:25,894 off oxygen to your brain. 310 00:28:28,605 --> 00:28:29,624 You might as well try it, 311 00:28:29,648 --> 00:28:30,688 I mean-- 312 00:28:30,712 --> 00:28:33,444 yeah, it couldn't hurt. 313 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:36,376 Hey, baby, you home? 314 00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:18,019 You could have hurt yourself. 315 00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:22,881 I know, I'm sorry. 316 00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:32,825 Are you mad at me? 317 00:32:32,849 --> 00:32:33,826 I just wish that you would 318 00:32:33,850 --> 00:32:37,789 have told me, because... 319 00:32:37,813 --> 00:32:41,542 I could have helped. 320 00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:44,444 Really? 321 00:32:46,863 --> 00:32:47,757 It's a lot safer with 322 00:32:47,781 --> 00:32:50,742 a partner. 323 00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:01,461 Do you want to try? 324 00:33:05,298 --> 00:33:06,651 Do you want to use the belt 325 00:33:06,675 --> 00:33:10,571 or just my hand? 326 00:33:10,595 --> 00:33:11,739 I don't know, the belt didn't 327 00:33:11,763 --> 00:33:14,725 work so well last time. 328 00:33:17,686 --> 00:33:20,164 Why don't you unbutton 329 00:33:20,188 --> 00:33:23,358 your pants? 330 00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:10,691 I'm gonna cum. 331 00:35:10,715 --> 00:35:11,818 Ok. 332 00:35:11,842 --> 00:35:12,985 All right, are you done? 333 00:35:13,009 --> 00:35:14,427 No, no, you can cum, baby. 334 00:36:19,034 --> 00:36:22,805 It's not working. 335 00:36:22,829 --> 00:36:23,806 Do you want me to leave 336 00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:24,557 you alone? 337 00:36:24,581 --> 00:36:25,433 No, it's not you. 338 00:36:25,457 --> 00:36:27,894 It's just my vagina. 339 00:36:27,918 --> 00:36:28,895 Damn thing. 340 00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:29,687 It's just not working 341 00:36:29,711 --> 00:36:32,672 anymore. 342 00:36:35,258 --> 00:36:36,256 I hate it. 343 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,223 Oh, I'm sorry. 344 00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:06,807 Just my body's real 345 00:37:06,831 --> 00:37:08,351 different, you know? 346 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:09,477 Like how the book said my 347 00:37:09,501 --> 00:37:11,854 cervix was just like swollen 348 00:37:11,878 --> 00:37:13,648 and bigger. 349 00:37:13,672 --> 00:37:14,982 And it just hurts if you 350 00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:16,651 go real far in. 351 00:37:16,675 --> 00:37:17,775 Yeah, I don't really know 352 00:37:17,799 --> 00:37:18,611 what that means. 353 00:37:18,635 --> 00:37:19,737 It just means 354 00:37:19,761 --> 00:37:21,614 it's different, I don't know. 355 00:37:21,638 --> 00:37:22,573 I don't care, 356 00:37:22,597 --> 00:37:23,282 I mean, is there something 357 00:37:23,306 --> 00:37:24,242 I can do? 358 00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:27,536 I don't know. 359 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,663 Is there something that you 360 00:37:28,687 --> 00:37:29,830 want me to do that you're 361 00:37:29,854 --> 00:37:30,289 not telling me? 362 00:37:30,313 --> 00:37:31,290 No. 363 00:37:31,314 --> 00:37:32,375 Definitely if I knew what I 364 00:37:32,399 --> 00:37:33,751 wanted you to do, I'd tell you 365 00:37:33,775 --> 00:37:34,793 what to do. 366 00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:38,464 - Ok. - I promise. 367 00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:41,634 It does stink, but I still like 368 00:37:41,658 --> 00:37:43,094 having you inside of me and 369 00:37:43,118 --> 00:37:46,847 I still like making you cum. 370 00:37:46,871 --> 00:37:48,641 I do. 371 00:37:48,665 --> 00:37:50,393 That makes me feel good. 372 00:37:50,417 --> 00:37:51,143 That's your good deed 373 00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:51,978 for the day? 374 00:37:52,002 --> 00:37:54,313 Yeah. 375 00:37:54,337 --> 00:37:55,314 I promise I'll tell you if 376 00:37:55,338 --> 00:37:56,023 there's something that you 377 00:37:56,047 --> 00:37:57,191 can do. 378 00:37:57,215 --> 00:37:58,317 All right. 379 00:37:58,341 --> 00:37:59,339 Love you. 380 00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:03,346 I love you, too. 381 00:38:32,167 --> 00:38:33,311 It's just that, 382 00:38:33,335 --> 00:38:34,061 it's just you feel a little bit 383 00:38:34,085 --> 00:38:35,104 less turned on. 384 00:38:35,128 --> 00:38:36,564 I bet it's just the hormones. 385 00:38:36,588 --> 00:38:38,607 No, I feel turned on. 386 00:38:38,631 --> 00:38:39,400 You don't understand what 387 00:38:39,424 --> 00:38:40,234 I'm saying. 388 00:38:40,258 --> 00:38:41,360 I feel turned on. 389 00:38:41,384 --> 00:38:42,737 I wanna have sex. 390 00:38:42,761 --> 00:38:45,364 I have sex and I start to have 391 00:38:45,388 --> 00:38:46,574 an orgasm and then it's like a 392 00:38:46,598 --> 00:38:48,200 weird, incomplete, like, 393 00:38:48,224 --> 00:38:51,412 not fulfilling orgasm. 394 00:38:51,436 --> 00:38:52,434 Sounds like hell. 395 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,081 It's terrible! 396 00:38:54,105 --> 00:38:55,458 And then I just get mad and I 397 00:38:55,482 --> 00:38:56,561 feel bad for frank, 'cause, 398 00:38:56,585 --> 00:39:00,629 like, he... I mean, I feel 399 00:39:00,653 --> 00:39:01,839 - bad for him. - Yeah. 400 00:39:01,863 --> 00:39:03,424 'Cause sex isn't as fun. 401 00:39:03,448 --> 00:39:04,592 Like, he still cums, but it's 402 00:39:04,616 --> 00:39:06,594 like, that's it. 403 00:39:06,618 --> 00:39:07,901 It's basically like masturbating 404 00:39:07,925 --> 00:39:09,162 inside of me. 405 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:16,228 I know, it sucks. 406 00:39:16,252 --> 00:39:18,064 But I'm hoping, you know, 407 00:39:18,088 --> 00:39:19,732 once the baby's born, 408 00:39:19,756 --> 00:39:21,734 that won't happen anymore. 409 00:39:21,758 --> 00:39:24,695 Well... better not! 410 00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,448 Oh, he's moving. 411 00:39:27,472 --> 00:39:28,449 Do you want to feel him? 412 00:39:28,473 --> 00:39:32,745 Yeah. 413 00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:37,583 Here, he's like right here. 414 00:39:37,607 --> 00:39:40,777 Do you feel it? 415 00:39:44,489 --> 00:39:47,742 There he is! 416 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,764 He's wiggling. 417 00:39:51,788 --> 00:39:52,807 I forget that this is the 418 00:39:52,831 --> 00:39:55,267 outcome of having sex sometimes. 419 00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:55,976 He likes all this 420 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,811 orgasm talk. 421 00:39:56,835 --> 00:39:58,521 Does he--can I hear him? 422 00:39:58,545 --> 00:40:02,465 I don't know, maybe. 423 00:40:05,468 --> 00:40:06,588 ...she thinks that she could 424 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:10,074 give me an orgasm. 425 00:40:10,098 --> 00:40:13,786 I'm sure she does. 426 00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:15,788 But, like, I was thinking 427 00:40:15,812 --> 00:40:20,209 about... just, like, letting her 428 00:40:20,233 --> 00:40:22,169 do that, or would that make you 429 00:40:22,193 --> 00:40:25,798 mad if she tried? 430 00:40:25,822 --> 00:40:27,341 Wouldn't that be weird 431 00:40:27,365 --> 00:40:28,801 for you, though? 432 00:40:28,825 --> 00:40:29,927 I mean, it would be a little 433 00:40:29,951 --> 00:40:31,303 weird, 'cause we're friends, 434 00:40:31,327 --> 00:40:33,639 but I think--she doesn't seem 435 00:40:33,663 --> 00:40:34,473 to think that it would 436 00:40:34,497 --> 00:40:36,058 be weird, and... 437 00:40:36,082 --> 00:40:39,687 - Safe. - Yeah. 438 00:40:39,711 --> 00:40:40,855 Yeah, we could do that. 439 00:40:40,879 --> 00:40:41,730 Yeah? 440 00:40:41,754 --> 00:40:42,815 Yeah, no, why wouldn't we? 441 00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:43,524 It wouldn't make you mad? 442 00:40:43,548 --> 00:40:45,276 No, no. 443 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:48,320 It's--I'd be down. 444 00:40:48,344 --> 00:40:49,196 Do you like that idea 445 00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:52,116 a little bit? 446 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:53,117 Do you? 447 00:40:53,141 --> 00:40:55,202 I kinda like it. 448 00:40:55,226 --> 00:40:57,288 Sexy? 449 00:40:57,312 --> 00:40:58,831 - A little bit? - Little bit. 450 00:40:58,855 --> 00:40:59,999 I think it might be 451 00:41:00,023 --> 00:41:00,541 interesting. 452 00:41:00,565 --> 00:41:01,292 No harm, right? 453 00:41:01,316 --> 00:41:03,526 No harm. 454 00:41:10,116 --> 00:41:12,636 And we, actually, need to 455 00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:15,848 take that box, that crib box, 456 00:41:15,872 --> 00:41:16,870 and bring it in, and take 457 00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:17,850 everything out of it and make 458 00:41:17,874 --> 00:41:19,059 sure it's not damaged or 459 00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:20,895 anything. 460 00:41:20,919 --> 00:41:22,813 So that we can make sure we 461 00:41:22,837 --> 00:41:24,815 don't have to send it back. 462 00:41:24,839 --> 00:41:25,858 Before we put it together? 463 00:41:25,882 --> 00:41:30,070 Before we put it together. 464 00:41:30,094 --> 00:41:30,821 Ok. 465 00:41:30,845 --> 00:41:31,739 Because I want it to be 466 00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:32,490 together before the baby 467 00:41:32,514 --> 00:41:34,933 shower, right? 468 00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:41,773 "We'll be right back! Mwah!" 469 00:42:33,074 --> 00:42:35,719 ...the registered stuff, yeah. 470 00:42:35,743 --> 00:42:36,929 It's really--I'm excited to 471 00:42:36,953 --> 00:42:38,931 pick out, like, the things that 472 00:42:38,955 --> 00:42:40,307 are going to be in the room 473 00:42:40,331 --> 00:42:41,141 and stuff. 474 00:42:41,165 --> 00:42:41,892 I know! I know. 475 00:42:41,916 --> 00:42:43,143 That's pretty cool. 476 00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:43,978 Hi, baby. 477 00:42:44,002 --> 00:42:44,979 It's nice that you get to 478 00:42:45,003 --> 00:42:46,021 pick them out, and not all of 479 00:42:46,045 --> 00:42:46,981 the four hundred people who are 480 00:42:47,005 --> 00:42:47,815 picking presents. 481 00:42:47,839 --> 00:42:48,816 I know, right! 482 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,692 That's how it used to be, 483 00:42:49,716 --> 00:42:50,693 - you know? - I know. 484 00:42:50,717 --> 00:42:51,735 Like everyone would just, 485 00:42:51,759 --> 00:42:53,654 like, get you and you just had 486 00:42:53,678 --> 00:42:54,613 to be, like... 487 00:42:54,637 --> 00:42:55,447 Right, had to be nice. 488 00:42:55,471 --> 00:42:56,365 Yeah. 489 00:42:56,389 --> 00:42:57,157 Get, like, crosses, 490 00:42:57,181 --> 00:42:57,992 lots of silver-- 491 00:42:58,016 --> 00:42:58,826 I wonder when registry stuff 492 00:42:58,850 --> 00:43:01,745 started, you know? 493 00:43:01,769 --> 00:43:03,289 Babe, what are you doing? 494 00:43:03,313 --> 00:43:07,543 Nothing. 495 00:43:07,567 --> 00:43:10,754 Frankie... 496 00:43:10,778 --> 00:43:12,965 What are you doing? 497 00:43:12,989 --> 00:43:15,843 Nothing. 498 00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:16,885 Did you think that this was 499 00:43:16,909 --> 00:43:19,555 going to be, like, all of us? 500 00:43:19,579 --> 00:43:22,391 Nope. 501 00:43:22,415 --> 00:43:23,392 We think this is just going 502 00:43:23,416 --> 00:43:25,019 to be, like, just two of us, 503 00:43:25,043 --> 00:43:27,479 alone... I'm sorry, babe. 504 00:43:27,503 --> 00:43:28,689 - Ok, yeah. - I'm sorry. 505 00:43:28,713 --> 00:43:31,883 Nah, that's all right. 506 00:43:39,891 --> 00:43:44,312 Poor boy. 507 00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:00,596 So, anyway, I am excited 508 00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:01,788 to decorate. 509 00:44:07,752 --> 00:44:08,687 You got a light by 510 00:44:08,711 --> 00:44:09,813 any chance? 511 00:44:09,837 --> 00:44:10,837 Uh, yeah. 512 00:44:31,567 --> 00:44:32,294 ...would just keep to my room 513 00:44:32,318 --> 00:44:34,630 to go like this. 514 00:44:34,654 --> 00:44:35,798 Now I know what guys are talking 515 00:44:35,822 --> 00:44:37,508 about when they're like-- 516 00:44:37,532 --> 00:44:38,676 I feel like guys come up with 517 00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:39,677 a lot of weird metaphors for 518 00:44:39,701 --> 00:44:40,636 what boobs feel like. 519 00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:41,887 Yeah. 520 00:44:41,911 --> 00:44:43,013 One guy told me once that my 521 00:44:43,037 --> 00:44:45,015 boob felt like a life jacket. 522 00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:47,059 That's amazing. 523 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,435 And that it was, like, 524 00:44:48,459 --> 00:44:51,021 really sexy. 525 00:44:51,045 --> 00:44:52,106 I think, yeah, I think it was 526 00:44:52,130 --> 00:44:53,565 that he touched a life jacket 527 00:44:53,589 --> 00:44:55,025 when he was 10 and was like, 528 00:44:55,049 --> 00:44:57,569 "this is what boobs feel like!" 529 00:44:57,593 --> 00:44:59,029 And then, later on they didn't 530 00:44:59,053 --> 00:45:00,680 really feel like that, but... 531 00:46:14,212 --> 00:46:14,938 What was that? 532 00:46:14,962 --> 00:46:15,981 Here I come. 533 00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:16,857 I don't know if you can do 534 00:46:16,881 --> 00:46:17,733 that with the other 535 00:46:17,757 --> 00:46:18,650 person's clothes. 536 00:46:18,674 --> 00:46:19,443 What are you going to do 537 00:46:19,467 --> 00:46:20,360 to me with that? 538 00:46:20,384 --> 00:46:21,545 I don't know, it's supposed 539 00:46:21,569 --> 00:46:24,305 to be sexy. 540 00:47:56,689 --> 00:47:57,666 I think I have it all 541 00:47:57,690 --> 00:47:58,792 the way turned up. 542 00:47:58,816 --> 00:47:59,960 I think this is a little much. 543 00:47:59,984 --> 00:48:00,794 You have to ease into 544 00:48:00,818 --> 00:48:01,587 that level. 545 00:48:01,611 --> 00:48:02,611 Ok, ok. 546 00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:07,926 This is fun. 547 00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:10,262 I'm having fun. 548 00:48:10,286 --> 00:48:11,286 Me too! 549 00:48:22,173 --> 00:48:26,445 That is so beautiful. 550 00:48:26,469 --> 00:48:27,553 Such a woman. 551 00:48:29,263 --> 00:48:30,699 I guess I knew that, but-- 552 00:48:30,723 --> 00:48:32,725 oh, that feels good. 553 00:48:50,785 --> 00:48:52,387 Oh, fuck. 554 00:48:52,411 --> 00:48:53,597 Oh, fuck. 555 00:48:53,621 --> 00:48:55,623 Oh, fuck. 556 00:49:41,002 --> 00:49:41,937 So you really can't put 557 00:49:41,961 --> 00:49:42,938 a bra on like that? 558 00:49:42,962 --> 00:49:43,730 No. 559 00:49:43,754 --> 00:49:44,731 Why is that? 560 00:49:44,755 --> 00:49:47,025 'Cause your boobs cover it. 561 00:49:47,049 --> 00:49:48,169 Yeah, but if I try and put 562 00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:49,486 a bra on like that and it'll 563 00:49:49,510 --> 00:49:51,279 be like... 564 00:49:51,303 --> 00:49:52,280 There's just no way that this 565 00:49:52,304 --> 00:49:54,366 can spin around and, like, 566 00:49:54,390 --> 00:49:57,119 because my boobs are too big. 567 00:49:57,143 --> 00:49:58,245 You know what I mean? 568 00:49:58,269 --> 00:49:59,246 It's not a problem that I've 569 00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:01,164 had, but I do know what 570 00:50:01,188 --> 00:50:04,400 you mean. 571 00:50:06,652 --> 00:50:07,587 Hi! 572 00:50:07,611 --> 00:50:08,255 Were you out here 573 00:50:08,279 --> 00:50:12,884 the whole time? 574 00:50:12,908 --> 00:50:13,760 Thank you! 575 00:50:13,784 --> 00:50:16,304 Thank you. 576 00:50:16,328 --> 00:50:17,305 It was good to see you. 577 00:50:17,329 --> 00:50:18,765 Good to see you too. 578 00:50:18,789 --> 00:50:20,434 I'll see you soon. 579 00:50:20,458 --> 00:50:23,627 You can come in now. 580 00:50:33,429 --> 00:50:35,824 What are you doing over there? 581 00:50:35,848 --> 00:50:36,848 Measuring. 582 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:41,121 Did you feel left out today? 583 00:50:41,145 --> 00:50:42,289 Mm-hmm. 584 00:50:42,313 --> 00:50:44,041 - I'm sorry. - It's ok. 585 00:50:44,065 --> 00:50:44,958 Thanks for letting me have 586 00:50:44,982 --> 00:50:47,836 that experience, though. 587 00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:48,712 Love you. 588 00:50:48,736 --> 00:50:51,697 I love you, too. 589 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,330 Ooh. 590 00:51:04,376 --> 00:51:07,463 Mmm. 591 00:51:09,799 --> 00:51:12,486 Mmm, ooh. 592 00:51:12,510 --> 00:51:15,113 That's a new thing you're doing. 593 00:51:15,137 --> 00:51:15,989 Yeah? 594 00:51:16,013 --> 00:51:16,865 What is that thing? 595 00:51:16,889 --> 00:51:17,991 It's new. 596 00:51:18,015 --> 00:51:19,367 Where'd you learn that from? 597 00:51:19,391 --> 00:51:21,161 I don't know. 598 00:51:21,185 --> 00:51:22,162 I like that. 599 00:51:22,186 --> 00:51:23,163 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 600 00:51:23,187 --> 00:51:23,914 More? 601 00:51:23,938 --> 00:51:25,040 More please. 602 00:51:25,064 --> 00:51:27,691 - More please. - More please. 603 00:51:49,713 --> 00:51:51,465 Oh, that feels good. 604 00:53:20,012 --> 00:53:23,682 Fuck, yeah... 605 00:53:26,644 --> 00:53:29,748 ...oh, yeah. 606 00:53:29,772 --> 00:53:30,957 Oh, yeah. 607 00:53:30,981 --> 00:53:33,984 Oh, god. 608 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,160 Oh, shit. 609 00:53:56,006 --> 00:53:57,859 Walter, shut up! 610 00:53:57,883 --> 00:54:00,844 Quit bark-- 611 00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:11,855 I love you. 612 00:54:13,774 --> 00:54:15,335 ...oh yeah. 613 00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:17,861 Oh, that's the one. 614 00:54:22,783 --> 00:54:23,760 Oh, yeah. 615 00:54:23,784 --> 00:54:28,014 ...oh, yeah. 616 00:54:28,038 --> 00:54:30,141 Oh, yeah. 617 00:54:30,165 --> 00:54:33,103 Oh, yeah. 618 00:54:33,127 --> 00:54:34,562 Oh, are you gonna cum? 619 00:54:34,586 --> 00:54:35,772 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, you are? 620 00:54:35,796 --> 00:54:37,774 Yeah. 621 00:54:37,798 --> 00:54:38,798 Oh, shit. 622 00:54:40,551 --> 00:54:42,279 ...oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 623 00:54:42,303 --> 00:54:44,221 Oh, yeah. 624 00:54:51,061 --> 00:54:52,205 I'm gonna cum, oh! 625 00:54:52,229 --> 00:54:55,917 ...fuck. 626 00:54:55,941 --> 00:54:57,377 - I'm thirsty. - Ok. 627 00:54:57,401 --> 00:54:58,211 I'm going to get something 628 00:54:58,235 --> 00:55:01,405 to drink. 629 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:15,794 Oh, shit. 630 00:55:21,759 --> 00:55:23,611 Hello? 631 00:55:23,635 --> 00:55:24,988 Um, can I speak 632 00:55:25,012 --> 00:55:26,573 with Richard? 633 00:55:26,597 --> 00:55:28,158 Yeah, this is him. 634 00:55:28,182 --> 00:55:30,076 Hi, this is Ann. 635 00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:30,952 Do what, now? 636 00:55:30,976 --> 00:55:31,953 I'm sorry, you're gonna have 637 00:55:31,977 --> 00:55:32,829 to speak up. 638 00:55:32,853 --> 00:55:33,663 Ann. 639 00:55:33,687 --> 00:55:34,831 Do what? What'd you say? 640 00:55:34,855 --> 00:55:36,708 Rand? Hello? 641 00:55:36,732 --> 00:55:37,584 Ann! 642 00:55:37,608 --> 00:55:38,626 I'm sorry, what? 643 00:55:38,650 --> 00:55:39,833 Seriously, I can't hear you. 644 00:55:39,857 --> 00:55:41,463 It's Ann! 645 00:55:41,487 --> 00:55:43,131 Oh... 646 00:55:43,155 --> 00:55:44,841 Hey, how ya doing? 647 00:55:44,865 --> 00:55:46,301 I'm good. 648 00:55:46,325 --> 00:55:48,261 How are you doing? 649 00:55:48,285 --> 00:55:49,179 Pretty good. 650 00:55:49,203 --> 00:55:50,180 Pretty good, not bad. 651 00:55:50,204 --> 00:55:51,598 Good. 652 00:55:51,622 --> 00:55:53,600 Glad to hear. 653 00:55:53,624 --> 00:55:57,270 Um... actually, I'm calling, 654 00:55:57,294 --> 00:55:59,606 because I'm wondering if you 655 00:55:59,630 --> 00:56:01,608 might still have, uh, 656 00:56:01,632 --> 00:56:04,235 my box of stuff. 657 00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:06,154 Uh... 658 00:56:06,178 --> 00:56:07,864 Oh, yeah, yeah. 659 00:56:07,888 --> 00:56:08,531 Yeah, I do. 660 00:56:08,555 --> 00:56:09,949 I got that shit. 661 00:56:09,973 --> 00:56:12,619 Ok, well, good. 662 00:56:12,643 --> 00:56:14,454 So would you mind if I stop 663 00:56:14,478 --> 00:56:15,705 by and pick it up? 664 00:56:15,729 --> 00:56:17,624 Sure, like right now? 665 00:56:17,648 --> 00:56:19,626 Um, how about tomorrow? 666 00:56:19,650 --> 00:56:21,044 Oh, right, yeah. 667 00:56:21,068 --> 00:56:22,003 Yeah, that's cool. 668 00:56:22,027 --> 00:56:25,882 Maybe, like 3:00? 669 00:56:25,906 --> 00:56:27,467 Uh, yeah. 670 00:56:27,491 --> 00:56:28,635 Yeah, that's perfect. 671 00:56:28,659 --> 00:56:31,304 Should I e-mail you my address? 672 00:56:31,328 --> 00:56:32,326 Uh, yeah. 673 00:56:32,350 --> 00:56:34,557 Actually, I still have the same 674 00:56:34,581 --> 00:56:36,518 e-mail address as I did before, 675 00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:39,229 so, just e-mail it. 676 00:56:39,253 --> 00:56:39,979 Ok. 677 00:56:40,003 --> 00:56:41,981 Ok, cool. 678 00:56:42,005 --> 00:56:43,650 Ok, well... 679 00:56:43,674 --> 00:56:45,193 Guess I'll see you tomorrow. 680 00:56:45,217 --> 00:56:46,235 Yeah, awesome. 681 00:56:46,259 --> 00:56:47,654 I'll see you then. 682 00:56:47,678 --> 00:56:49,989 Ok, well, bye. 683 00:56:50,013 --> 00:56:52,975 All right, bye. 684 00:57:01,442 --> 00:57:02,544 ...we'd gotten rid of a 685 00:57:02,568 --> 00:57:03,670 lot of stuff and drove across 686 00:57:03,694 --> 00:57:04,629 the country, and I didn't want 687 00:57:04,653 --> 00:57:05,672 - to rent a u-haul. - Uh-huh. 688 00:57:05,696 --> 00:57:06,673 And so, we moved, we moved in 689 00:57:06,697 --> 00:57:09,676 in September and then we, we 690 00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,820 just kept all the furniture, 691 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,262 which sounds disgusting, but 692 00:57:12,286 --> 00:57:13,430 I've gotten so used to it, that 693 00:57:13,454 --> 00:57:14,889 it doesn't bother me anymore. 694 00:57:14,913 --> 00:57:15,807 Yeah. 695 00:57:15,831 --> 00:57:16,850 I've like--we sprayed down 696 00:57:16,874 --> 00:57:17,892 the leather and it felt like-- 697 00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:18,852 if it was cloth, I couldn't do 698 00:57:18,876 --> 00:57:19,853 it, 'cause of bed bugs. 699 00:57:19,877 --> 00:57:20,728 Yeah, you can have sex on 700 00:57:20,752 --> 00:57:21,521 leather and just wipe 701 00:57:21,545 --> 00:57:22,543 it right off. 702 00:57:22,567 --> 00:57:23,565 But don't you find the Polish 703 00:57:23,589 --> 00:57:24,689 glass to be a little gaudy? 704 00:57:24,713 --> 00:57:25,775 I mean, it's like-- 705 00:57:25,799 --> 00:57:26,860 we've always talked about 706 00:57:26,884 --> 00:57:27,861 moving it, and it's just always 707 00:57:27,885 --> 00:57:28,903 been one of those things that, 708 00:57:28,927 --> 00:57:29,946 it's just, it goes with the 709 00:57:29,970 --> 00:57:31,030 aesthetic that until we replace 710 00:57:31,054 --> 00:57:32,907 everything, we can't switch out 711 00:57:32,931 --> 00:57:33,783 one thing. 712 00:57:33,807 --> 00:57:34,826 Right, so it's like once you 713 00:57:34,850 --> 00:57:35,869 switch out the vase, then all of 714 00:57:35,893 --> 00:57:36,870 a sudden the coffee table's 715 00:57:36,894 --> 00:57:38,037 ruined and then you got to go 716 00:57:38,061 --> 00:57:38,580 with the couch. 717 00:57:38,604 --> 00:57:39,497 Yeah. 718 00:57:39,521 --> 00:57:40,707 Who were you talking to? 719 00:57:40,731 --> 00:57:42,292 I wasn't talking to anybody. 720 00:57:42,316 --> 00:57:44,544 You were on the phone. 721 00:57:44,568 --> 00:57:45,712 Nosey. 722 00:57:45,736 --> 00:57:46,588 Well, we could hear you. 723 00:57:46,612 --> 00:57:48,715 You were shouting. 724 00:57:48,739 --> 00:57:49,739 Was nothing. 725 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,728 Hey, you downstairs? 726 00:58:01,752 --> 00:58:03,396 Yeah, just come on up. 727 00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:05,589 All right. 728 00:58:09,259 --> 00:58:12,554 Ow, shit! 729 00:58:46,630 --> 00:58:48,441 Oh, shit. 730 00:58:48,465 --> 00:58:49,359 Hey! 731 00:58:49,383 --> 00:58:50,276 Hi! 732 00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:51,778 Oh, my god. 733 00:58:51,802 --> 00:58:53,655 You look great! 734 00:58:53,679 --> 00:58:54,781 Thanks. 735 00:58:54,805 --> 00:58:57,450 Did I come at a weird time? 736 00:58:57,474 --> 00:58:59,285 Uh, oh, no. 737 00:58:59,309 --> 00:59:00,409 Well, I just got out of the 738 00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:01,996 shower, but um, here, come in. 739 00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:02,872 Oh, ok. 740 00:59:02,896 --> 00:59:03,957 I, uh, didn't realize you 741 00:59:03,981 --> 00:59:04,874 were going to get here so early. 742 00:59:04,898 --> 00:59:05,792 Well, I'm actually a 743 00:59:05,816 --> 00:59:07,460 little bit late. 744 00:59:07,484 --> 00:59:08,586 Oh, really? 745 00:59:08,610 --> 00:59:09,796 Yeah, come on in here. 746 00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:10,981 Yeah, I don't have any clocks 747 00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:12,423 in here. 748 00:59:12,447 --> 00:59:15,843 Oh, I see. 749 00:59:15,867 --> 00:59:18,012 Just right here. 750 00:59:18,036 --> 00:59:19,806 Wow. 751 00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:21,432 You like it? 752 00:59:21,456 --> 00:59:24,310 This is where you live. 753 00:59:24,334 --> 00:59:25,311 Yeah, I spend a lot of 754 00:59:25,335 --> 00:59:27,021 time here. 755 00:59:27,045 --> 00:59:28,147 Oh, man. 756 00:59:28,171 --> 00:59:29,691 Here, take a seat. 757 00:59:29,715 --> 00:59:32,694 Ok. 758 00:59:32,718 --> 00:59:35,887 I just got this. 759 00:59:45,689 --> 00:59:47,250 So, is everything ok. 760 00:59:47,274 --> 00:59:49,752 With you right now? 761 00:59:49,776 --> 00:59:52,505 Um, yeah, everything's 762 00:59:52,529 --> 00:59:55,466 great, actually. 763 00:59:55,490 --> 00:59:56,467 What about with you? 764 00:59:56,491 --> 00:59:58,469 Yeah, things are great. 765 00:59:58,493 --> 00:59:59,387 That's cool. 766 00:59:59,411 --> 01:00:00,263 Do you have that box, 767 01:00:00,287 --> 01:00:02,223 still, you said? 768 01:00:02,247 --> 01:00:03,057 Oh, right, yeah. 769 01:00:03,081 --> 01:00:04,684 Can you just go get that box? 770 01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:05,852 You want me to go get it 771 01:00:05,876 --> 01:00:06,519 - right now? - Mm-hmm. 772 01:00:06,543 --> 01:00:07,520 Ok. 773 01:00:07,544 --> 01:00:09,856 Uh, I guess, I guess I can just 774 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,566 go ahead and get dressed 775 01:00:11,590 --> 01:00:12,588 right now. 776 01:00:12,612 --> 01:00:15,069 Do you, should I get dressed? 777 01:00:15,093 --> 01:00:17,071 I think so. 778 01:00:17,095 --> 01:00:19,073 Ok, well, I'll be right 779 01:00:19,097 --> 01:00:20,325 back, ok.? 780 01:00:20,349 --> 01:00:23,310 Ok. 781 01:01:22,077 --> 01:01:22,679 Whoa! 782 01:01:22,703 --> 01:01:25,390 Oh, oh, oh. 783 01:01:25,414 --> 01:01:26,683 Oh, look at that. 784 01:01:26,707 --> 01:01:27,892 Box of stuff. 785 01:01:27,916 --> 01:01:30,061 That's my old Christmas tree. 786 01:01:30,085 --> 01:01:31,020 That's right, it is. 787 01:01:31,044 --> 01:01:32,480 Oh, I missed it! 788 01:01:32,504 --> 01:01:34,440 What's going on here? 789 01:01:34,464 --> 01:01:38,820 Oh, nothing. 790 01:01:38,844 --> 01:01:40,154 I was actually just looking 791 01:01:40,178 --> 01:01:41,197 on there. 792 01:01:41,221 --> 01:01:42,073 Yeah? 793 01:01:42,097 --> 01:01:44,450 Yeah, I was looking on there. 794 01:01:44,474 --> 01:01:45,284 Your computer. 795 01:01:45,308 --> 01:01:47,578 Yeah, you know. 796 01:01:47,602 --> 01:01:51,457 That's what it's there for. 797 01:01:51,481 --> 01:01:52,959 Yeah, well, what I was 798 01:01:52,983 --> 01:01:54,961 looking to see if I could 799 01:01:54,985 --> 01:01:57,380 find those files. 800 01:01:57,404 --> 01:01:58,965 Um? 801 01:01:58,989 --> 01:02:01,592 Those files, the movie 802 01:02:01,616 --> 01:02:05,263 files from our past. 803 01:02:05,287 --> 01:02:06,431 That we made. 804 01:02:06,455 --> 01:02:07,306 That we star in. 805 01:02:07,330 --> 01:02:09,142 Oh... 806 01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:10,586 You mean the sexy videos? 807 01:02:12,127 --> 01:02:13,646 Those are the ones. 808 01:02:13,670 --> 01:02:14,814 Yeah. 809 01:02:14,838 --> 01:02:15,815 Did you want to watch them 810 01:02:15,839 --> 01:02:16,840 or something? 811 01:02:17,841 --> 01:02:20,069 No, I didn't. 812 01:02:20,093 --> 01:02:22,947 I was just gonna, I mean, do you 813 01:02:22,971 --> 01:02:23,990 still have those files on there? 814 01:02:24,014 --> 01:02:26,200 Yeah, oh yeah, of course. 815 01:02:26,224 --> 01:02:27,224 Of course. 816 01:02:28,101 --> 01:02:31,855 I mean, I was thinking... 817 01:02:37,152 --> 01:02:40,381 I don't know, do you still 818 01:02:40,405 --> 01:02:43,885 need those movies? 819 01:02:43,909 --> 01:02:44,761 No, I don't know, 820 01:02:44,785 --> 01:02:46,471 I mean... you know? 821 01:02:46,495 --> 01:02:48,389 Can we delete them? 822 01:02:48,413 --> 01:02:49,015 Why? 823 01:02:49,039 --> 01:02:50,016 Those movies. 824 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,019 I was just wondering. 825 01:02:53,043 --> 01:02:54,854 We could... 826 01:02:54,878 --> 01:02:56,022 I just thought while I was here, 827 01:02:56,046 --> 01:02:58,024 you know, getting this stuff, 828 01:02:58,048 --> 01:02:59,025 we could just take care of 829 01:02:59,049 --> 01:03:00,735 that stuff. 830 01:03:00,759 --> 01:03:03,529 You know, just get rid of them. 831 01:03:03,553 --> 01:03:05,990 Wipe them out. 832 01:03:06,014 --> 01:03:06,783 I don't understand. 833 01:03:06,807 --> 01:03:08,034 I mean... 834 01:03:08,058 --> 01:03:10,870 I'm getting married, 835 01:03:10,894 --> 01:03:13,039 and you know, I just thought... 836 01:03:13,063 --> 01:03:14,457 Oh, right. 837 01:03:14,481 --> 01:03:16,209 Just, get rid of those, 838 01:03:16,233 --> 01:03:18,044 and uh, just the right thing 839 01:03:18,068 --> 01:03:19,837 to do, you know? 840 01:03:19,861 --> 01:03:23,573 Yeah, um, uh, yeah. 841 01:03:39,965 --> 01:03:42,985 Oh, god, yeah. 842 01:03:43,009 --> 01:03:46,656 Oh, yeah, you fucking bitch. 843 01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,599 Oh, yeah, you bitch. 844 01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:14,267 Just get rid of them. 845 01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:15,667 Move on. 846 01:04:28,638 --> 01:04:29,615 Maybe if you got something 847 01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:33,119 new from her, you know? 848 01:04:33,143 --> 01:04:34,120 Like, one new thing in exchange 849 01:04:34,144 --> 01:04:35,663 for getting rid of all the 850 01:04:35,687 --> 01:04:38,648 old things. 851 01:04:47,699 --> 01:04:52,305 It's just an idea. 852 01:04:52,329 --> 01:04:54,331 Huh. 853 01:05:07,344 --> 01:05:11,324 All right, so, the other day, 854 01:05:11,348 --> 01:05:13,159 whenever we deleted those 855 01:05:13,183 --> 01:05:17,163 files... um... I wasn't totally 856 01:05:17,187 --> 01:05:19,290 honest with you about those 857 01:05:19,314 --> 01:05:21,667 being the only copies. 858 01:05:21,691 --> 01:05:22,668 Ok. 859 01:05:22,692 --> 01:05:23,836 Ok, but the thing is, 860 01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:25,004 I will delete them. 861 01:05:25,028 --> 01:05:26,297 I'll delete them today, 862 01:05:26,321 --> 01:05:28,382 right now, but first I need 863 01:05:28,406 --> 01:05:29,675 you to do something for me 864 01:05:29,699 --> 01:05:30,676 really quick. 865 01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:31,844 Ok, I am not going to 866 01:05:31,868 --> 01:05:32,803 have sex with you. 867 01:05:32,827 --> 01:05:33,825 Oh, no-no-no-no. 868 01:05:33,849 --> 01:05:34,639 No, no, it's not like that 869 01:05:34,663 --> 01:05:35,431 at all, ok.? 870 01:05:35,455 --> 01:05:36,515 This is just a little thing 871 01:05:36,539 --> 01:05:37,721 that'll take like five, maybe 872 01:05:37,745 --> 01:05:40,311 10, 15 minutes, and you'll be 873 01:05:40,335 --> 01:05:42,939 in and out of here. 874 01:05:42,963 --> 01:05:43,898 Ok. 875 01:05:43,922 --> 01:05:45,715 It's not a big deal. 876 01:05:50,345 --> 01:05:51,864 So, I'm not exactly sure how 877 01:05:51,888 --> 01:05:53,866 this works, but if I mix these 878 01:05:53,890 --> 01:05:55,868 three things together, and then 879 01:05:55,892 --> 01:05:57,203 if you sit in it for five 880 01:05:57,227 --> 01:06:00,331 minutes, it should make a 881 01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:03,525 mold of your pussy. 882 01:06:05,735 --> 01:06:07,046 If you do that, I'll delete 883 01:06:07,070 --> 01:06:10,240 the videos. 884 01:07:19,142 --> 01:07:20,286 Here, try like a crab, 885 01:07:20,310 --> 01:07:21,287 crab walk kinda thing. 886 01:07:21,311 --> 01:07:22,621 Ok, ok. 887 01:07:22,645 --> 01:07:26,834 This isn't easy. 888 01:07:26,858 --> 01:07:27,668 I can't even tell if 889 01:07:27,692 --> 01:07:28,586 I'm over it. 890 01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:30,004 Yeah, you are, you're good. 891 01:07:30,028 --> 01:07:32,048 Come forward, come forward. 892 01:07:32,072 --> 01:07:33,299 Ok, bring it down. 893 01:07:33,323 --> 01:07:35,468 Bring it down. 894 01:07:35,492 --> 01:07:37,428 I don't know, this is, this 895 01:07:37,452 --> 01:07:39,138 is really hurting my arms, and I 896 01:07:39,162 --> 01:07:40,723 can't do that for five minutes. 897 01:07:40,747 --> 01:07:42,224 Ok, ok. 898 01:07:42,248 --> 01:07:43,267 Hurry, hurry! 899 01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:45,644 I mean, it's... I mean, we... 900 01:07:45,668 --> 01:07:46,973 You're gonna have to do it right 901 01:07:46,997 --> 01:07:50,733 now or it's not going to work. 902 01:07:50,757 --> 01:07:52,610 There you go. 903 01:07:52,634 --> 01:07:53,819 Eww! 904 01:07:53,843 --> 01:07:56,155 Oh, it's really cold. 905 01:07:56,179 --> 01:07:57,156 Ok. 906 01:07:57,180 --> 01:07:57,948 Here, kinda, kinda adjust 907 01:07:57,972 --> 01:07:58,616 a little. 908 01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,492 Ok. 909 01:07:59,516 --> 01:08:01,410 Yeah. 910 01:08:01,434 --> 01:08:02,286 Oh, my god. 911 01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:03,287 Ok, ok, ok. 912 01:08:03,311 --> 01:08:04,121 Oh, I hate you. 913 01:08:04,145 --> 01:08:04,872 Don't move. 914 01:08:04,896 --> 01:08:05,831 Don't move. 915 01:08:05,855 --> 01:08:06,624 I really do hate you. 916 01:08:06,648 --> 01:08:07,166 Don't move. 917 01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:08,459 Ok, ok. 918 01:08:08,483 --> 01:08:12,213 Eww, this stuff smells horrible. 919 01:08:12,237 --> 01:08:13,339 Sorry. 920 01:08:13,363 --> 01:08:16,533 Oh, my god. 921 01:08:21,955 --> 01:08:23,891 Don't look at me. 922 01:08:23,915 --> 01:08:24,725 Jesus! 923 01:08:24,749 --> 01:08:27,710 Sorry. 924 01:08:34,425 --> 01:08:35,444 You should probably never 925 01:08:35,468 --> 01:08:39,532 contact me again. 926 01:08:39,556 --> 01:08:39,990 Ok.? 927 01:08:40,014 --> 01:08:42,892 Ok. 928 01:08:47,230 --> 01:08:50,525 Thank you! 929 01:08:56,948 --> 01:08:59,617 Oh, yeah. 930 01:09:28,855 --> 01:09:31,041 Oh, yeah. 931 01:09:31,065 --> 01:09:32,233 Oh. 932 01:10:24,994 --> 01:10:29,433 I think I'm gonna go. 933 01:10:29,457 --> 01:10:30,309 My girlfriend's been acting 934 01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:33,503 really weird. 935 01:10:47,225 --> 01:10:48,494 Oh, hey, how'd that, uh, 936 01:10:48,518 --> 01:10:51,455 fake vagina thing go? 937 01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:52,689 Oh, it went great.