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Yeah, do you think I'll make a good
clippy? Did I do everything right? Yeah.

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Now, you've got to fill in your way,
Bill, and pack up your thing.

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How'd it go?

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Oh, blimey, don't you start.

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Howdy, Miles.

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Early shift and a trainee clippy.

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Cool. Look at her.

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I don't know where to get them from, you
know.

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It's getting worse.

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She must weigh at least 20 stone.

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She's writing the life out of Mick
McManus.

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I tell you what, I knew we had some
extra weight on. Every time we turned a

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corner, we swayed from side to side.

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Yeah, so did she.

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I'm black and blue all over.

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Cheerio, dearest. Thanks for the ride.

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Bye -bye, cheeky.

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I think you've clicked.

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What a lumber.

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We've got another one after lunch. I
dread to think what she'll look like.

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You want a fag? Yeah, I've got one.

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How's your mummy, all right?

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Oh, she's fine, thanks, Uncle Cyril.

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Don't call me Uncle Cyril in the depot.

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How did you get on your first day out,
all right?

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Oh, very nice, thanks. I'm going out on
my first bus this afternoon, so the

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conductor can show me what to do. First
bus, eh? Yeah.

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What route is it?

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Number 11 to the cemetery gate, thanks,
with Stan Butler and Jack Harper.

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Butler and Harper?

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Them two lecherous layabouts.

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You're not going out with them. I'll go
and have a word with the general manager

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about this. No, no, Uncle.

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Look, it would be nice for you to fix me
the job, but I don't want the whole

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depot to know I'm the inspector's niece.

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They'd have it in for me.

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Yes, but them two are depraved. I mean,
they're the worst ones in the whole

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depot. Here, look at here, they are over
there. Look at them, look.

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Look at a scruffy -looking pair of...
There's a happy start, though. What?

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Here. He has got a gorgeous looking bird
with him. Yeah.

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She's lovely.

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Nah, she's probably quite ugly.

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It's staying next to him that makes her
look good.

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Come on, mate.

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She's a cracker.

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You're right, she's a right dolly bird,
isn't she?

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Here, come on, let's get up the canteen.
Save her a seat, eh?

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Yeah.

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Here, here, wait a minute. I want to
have a word with you two.

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When you go out after lunch...

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I'm very sorry to have to tell you that
this poor unfortunate girl here has got

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to go with you.

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Take no notice of him, darling. I'm very
trustworthy. Yeah, you don't want to

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worry about Stan.

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He's been my driver for ten years, never
tried to kiss me once.

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I'll show you the ropes, doll.

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How did you get on with that clipping
this morning? Oh, dead lost.

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Well, come in the office and make out a
report about it, will you?

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Right now, eh? Go on, Jack, you heard
what he said. Go on.

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Yeah, well, shall I be a minute, doll?

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Oh, dear.

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I'll have to keep in with your mate if
he makes out the report.

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No, you're wrong there, darling. No, you
always have to keep them with the

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driver, because the driver works with a
clippy, see?

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Yeah. Well, I'll do my best. Yeah.

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But you'll have to tell me when you want
me to start you off and stop you.

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Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you. Yeah.

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Oh, um, I've just got to fill up this
form. Yeah.

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Yeah, right now.

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Here, uh, the other place you work
there, you know, uh, do you have any

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I mean, anybody regular?

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No, I didn't meet any nice blokes where
I worked. That's why I changed... Yeah.

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Why's that, then?

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Well, I worked in a factory. Yeah.

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Scruffy lot.

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Were they?

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All the blokes had dirty fingernails.
Did they?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. I can't stand blokes with dirty
fingernails. No, neither can I, no, no.

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You got a fag?

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Er, fag. Er, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Thanks.

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Oh, where do I put my number down?

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Down there.

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I must be dumb.

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Where? Point it out to me. Well, you
see, you count down the four lines.

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From the top, that's it.

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There.

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Oh, top, yeah.

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So you didn't have a fella then?

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No, I couldn't stand him.

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Lazy lot.

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Yeah. I always used to come to work
without shaving.

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I can't stand it.

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No, don't blame you. No, you should have
seen him. They had filthy clothes.

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Did they? All crumpled and messy.

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Yeah. And I don't think any of them ever
cleaned their shoes.

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Do you know, I can't fancy a fella if
he's not smart.

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No, no.

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Arlene, sorry to keep you waiting. Do
you miss me? No.

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Well, see you boys later.

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I'm going to grab some lunch at the
canteen.

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Oh, I think she's been put on my bus.
What a lucky girl.

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You don't know how to kid yourself,
mate.

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I'll tell you something, boy, I'm
getting in there.

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Oh, don't, don't, don't, mate.

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Didn't you see the lingering look in her
eye when she passed me? You can see

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what she wants. Yeah, a sausage and
chips.

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All right, all right. We'll see who she
goes for after lunch. We'll see then.

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All right, all right. Coming for a bite?

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What? Lunch? No.

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No, I don't think I will, mate. No, no.
I think I'll stretch me there to have a

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bit of a walk. Yeah, well, don't be
late, will you? We're due out in half

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I'm running late for a stroll, mate.

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Yeah. We'll see you later. Yeah.

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Hello, dear. What are you doing, though?
I thought you'd have half and half for

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lunch in the can, see?

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I'll get you something, love.

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I ain't got time, love. I just nipped
over a quick clean -up thing.

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What do you mean, clean -up? Yeah, quick
washing the shave, you know.

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Is he not potty or something, shaving at
lunchtime? Oh, I think it's a good

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sign. He's probably after promotion.

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He's after something.

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Now, what does that mean?

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Look, when a bloke comes home to shave,
especially, he's after some bird. I know

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the signs.

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Oh, my stand's not like that. Oh, don't
talk wet. Look, last time he did it, it

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was midnight, wasn't it? He dashed in,
shaved, dashed out again. We didn't see

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him till breakfast time.

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What was left of him.

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Look, it is a well -known fact a bloke
always shaves before... Well, you know.

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You don't.

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Maddie, to you, I could grow a beard.

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That's not very nice.

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Oh, blimey, I can't shave up in a
bathroom. There's things everywhere.

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What's all that in the bath?

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Well, I'm soaking some sheets.

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Well, what's that all in the sink, then?

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Those are my smalls. I thought they were
the sheets.

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I think I've got big smalls. You've got
big everything.

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Now, Arthur, that is not nice, the way
you talk to my Olive.

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I wonder you ever married her. Because
you told me.

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Well, you know what you told me.

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We can all make mistakes.

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Oh, right you are.

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Olly, what's all this stuff in the sink
here?

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That's Arthur's pudding. I'm cooling it.

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Well, look, clear it up. I want you to
have a shave.

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Look, where's my morning paper?

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Oh, in the bathroom. Thank you, Olly.
Well, Olly, they had a nice soap before

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did the sheets.

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I hope you've changed the water first.

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Hey. Well, look, Stan, if you want me to
clean up here, you'll have to move out.

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Oh, all right, Mum. Look at the state of
my trousers, Mum. Where?

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Doesn't matter, love. They're all right
for working. They're not. They're

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covered in... I can't get this stuff.

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Look, you've got to scrape it off to get
it off.

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Well... And look at my fingernails.

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Oh, never mind. I'll get your nails
done. No, don't do it.

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This will get the worst out.

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And that's Arthur's fork.

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Oh, is it?

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Oh, never mind. I'll get him another
one. Hey, Mum.

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Well, hurry up. Get out of it, will you?
Mum. What? Here. Rub your arm over that

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jacket for me, will you? All right, all
right. Yes, I'll give it a little

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freshen up.

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I haven't done this for a long time,
have I?

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Oh, that looks nice.

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Yes, I think you'll enjoy it, love.

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Very nice.

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Something that you'll enjoy, you always
do.

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Oh, don't eat that fork with that fork.

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Why not?

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Well, Stan's just done his nails with
it.

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Oh, you didn't use that knife, did you?

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Why, what's he done with that?

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Oh, he scraped the muck off his trousers
with it.

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He uses my fork to clean his nails, the
knife to clean his trousers. I dread to

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think what he done with a spoon.

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Now, where's my serviette? I'll get it.

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Mum? What? How's your jacket coming? Oh,
lovely, love, lovely.

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Good? Yes.

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That is typical of you, isn't it? What?

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Nicely pressed jacket, horrible baggy
trousers.

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Well, it's... It's right there, Mum.

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Do us a favour, will you?

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Here, press me trousers for me.

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Well, don't stand there in front of your
sister.

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Oh, don't be daft. We used to bath
together when we were kids, didn't we?

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in those days.

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Well, you didn't have to, did you?

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How's your trousers coming? Lovely,
dear, lovely.

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Can't you wait till I've finished mine?
That's that revolting smell there.

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Well, they haven't been cleaned for a
long time.

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Fragrant odour of hot busman's trousers.

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Makes cabbage water smell like odour
cologne.

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When did you last have them cleaned?

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I haven't had them cleaned. You what?

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There's no point, is there? I get a new
pair every two years.

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make you sit in that little cab all on
your own, mate?

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I used to think it was the diesel fumes.

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You're not exactly perfect, are you?

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No, he has got his habits.

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Mum?

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What?

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Have I got a plain shirt?

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No, love, I don't do them till this
afternoon. There's only a white one. How

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I have that?

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What? Drive a bus in a stiff white
shirt?

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You only wear that for funerals and
weddings, love.

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Here. What are you up to?

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It is obvious.

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He's tarting himself up for some bird.

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Dabby daft.

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That's what you always think, you.

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Oh, blimey.

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Who do you think you're kidding? You've
got that glazed look in your eyes, mate.

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Your face is all flushed. It's the
aftershave that makes you flush.

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Here you are, love. Crouches ready?
Yeah, lovely.

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Oh, beauty, man.

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Lovely. Do you know what? I reckon
you're the best little trouser presser

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street. That's what your dad used to
tell me.

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Oh, blimey! Blimey!

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Hello, Sally.

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Oh, hello.

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Do you, uh, do you notice anything?

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Eh?

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Well, uh, anything different?

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Oh, yeah.

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They've given this bus a bit of a wash.

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No, I didn't mean that. I mean, anything
different about me?

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No. Why?

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Well, blimey, look, I've... Well, I
mean, with your uniform on, all you buss

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were not the same, really.

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Were we?

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Well, all except him.

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He looks different.

239
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,320
Darling, sorry to keep you waiting. I
just went home to smarten up a bit.

240
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,800
Smarten up a bit? Oh, blimey, mate,
really.

241
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,340
Oh, doesn't he look smashing?

242
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,480
Does he?

243
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,060
Cool. I'd go for that shirt.

244
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:20,460
Do you know, flowers seem right on you.
Don't you think so?

245
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,360
Yeah, should do. He looks half dead.

246
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,860
No, he looks lovely.

247
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,300
Yeah, it's not bad, is it?

248
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,460
I just bought it. It's the latest style.
It's cut to fit the body.

249
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,250
What body?

250
00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:36,290
The material super.

251
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,370
I go potty about flowers.

252
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,350
That is a very pleasant sensation.

253
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:43,470
This is better material than this.

254
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,550
Yeah, I can see that without touching.

255
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:49,590
Can you? No, what I mean is I think
white and the black tie suits are bloke,

256
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,310
don't you? You know. You look very nice
too, Sally.

257
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:52,970
I like your scent.

258
00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:03,500
sexy feast you.

259
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,840
It's my aftershave.

260
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,920
Smells more like your sister's
aftershave.

261
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,700
Come on, I'm getting that bus and
getting out. Come on, you do that.

262
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,120
Shelley, I'd like the word with you, if
I may.

263
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,620
I'm not satisfied about them two. I
think they're going to take them. I'm

264
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,400
to get you switched on. No, no, Uncle.

265
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,320
Look, I don't want anyone to know you're
looking after me.

266
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,900
Right. You're quite harmless.

267
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:38,570
Homeless? They'll be headless if they
start anything, I tell you.

268
00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:42,130
Listen, the first sign of any liberty
out of them two, they're going to get

269
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,130
chop, I tell you.

270
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:44,189
Oh, well.

271
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,290
You'd better get on the bus, I suppose.

272
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:46,550
Yeah, OK, Uncle.

273
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:47,750
God bless you.

274
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,210
Oh,

275
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,510
you smartened yourself up, that, though.
Yeah, yeah.

276
00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:57,910
Done up like a dog's dinner.

277
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,350
You smell like one, don't you?

278
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:04,190
What's that you've got on you?

279
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,360
That happens to be my aftershave.

280
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,860
Your aftershave? Yeah.

281
00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:13,000
You smell like one of them houses in the
back streets of Algiers.

282
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,980
Not that I've ever been in one, mind
you.

283
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,960
I thought your mother lived there.

284
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,920
No way. No, me mother lives in 24
Lapurnum.

285
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,100
Tweet.

286
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,280
As a matter of fact, Blake, if you want
to know the truth, I think that new

287
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,720
clip, he fancies me, you know, see?

288
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,720
And I fancy her, I'm telling you, that
boy.

289
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,860
There'd be no stopping by request, I'm
telling you that. And by the time I'm

290
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:39,220
finished with her, she'd be too weak to
ring the bell.

291
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,420
She happens to be a very respectable
girl, that girl, you know. Oh, no,

292
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:48,420
the best.

293
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,760
Jack, come here a minute. I want you a
minute, mate.

294
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,019
Oh, that's it.

295
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,260
OK, I'll take a word with you.

296
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:01,960
I have reason to suspect that your
driver is thinking of taking a

297
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,960
liberty with that girl.

298
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,060
Now, I'm relying on you, and I can talk
to you properly.

299
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:08,280
You keep him at arm's length for me,
will you? Oh, don't you worry about Sam,

300
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,380
mate. He won't stand a chance.

301
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,640
Good, mate. I tell you what, before the
end of the day, I'm going to pick her

302
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,640
off myself.

303
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,580
What do you think I've got all this gear
on for?

304
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:20,640
Here, look, half an hour in that bus
with me, she'll know every trick in the

305
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,720
book, and I don't mean a gold guard's
manual.

306
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,960
I'll go, mate.

307
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,360
I'll go, mate.

308
00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:42,740
There you go.

309
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,780
Uh, Stan, uh, hang on a minute. I just
want to get some fags.

310
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:49,759
Come here!

311
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,760
Yes.

312
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,760
I want to get some fags. Oh, yeah, all
right. Go on, then, yeah.

313
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,440
Well, I mean, where the hell's he got
to?

314
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,980
What a cunning basket.

315
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,180
flowers. I thought you'd like them.

316
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,220
It's your first trip on our bus.

317
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,580
Oh, thanks. How nice of you.

318
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,900
Here, will Jack be all right?

319
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,200
Yeah, we'll pick him up on the way back
to the depot.

320
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,000
Oh, you are good to him. Yeah.

321
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:51,760
Uh, Sally, I was wondering, uh, what are
you doing tonight?

322
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:53,660
Nothing. Why?

323
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,820
Well, I was wondering if, uh, you'd like
to come round my house for a drink

324
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,820
tonight, you know?

325
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,300
It's about eight o 'clock.

326
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,499
Yeah, okay.

327
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,500
Lovely. Yeah.

328
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,840
We'll get a chance to get my best back.

329
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,300
I'm sorry, mate. We've had our ten
-minute break.

330
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,540
Mind you, I didn't waste it.

331
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,280
I made a date with Sally tonight.

332
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:20,480
Yeah, she's coming round my house for a
drink tonight about eight o 'clock.

333
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:22,980
Round your house?

334
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,119
What's it going to do?

335
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,120
Introduce it to the family?

336
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240
No, they're going to the pictures.

337
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,780
Oh, I'll introduce it to something, all
right. But it won't be the family.

338
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,580
picture. Oh, wait a minute, love. I've
only just got to put my scarf on.

339
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:50,040
Has she gone yet? You know.

340
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,600
What are you all spruced up for?

341
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,320
Uh, uh, none of it. Why?

342
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:58,460
That's a new shirt, isn't it? It's like
the one that Jack had on the other day.

343
00:18:58,660 --> 00:18:59,660
Yeah, well, so what?

344
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,420
Well, you said it looked horrible on
him. Yeah, well, I changed my mind,

345
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:03,880
I? You were right first time.

346
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,040
Oh, come on. You're going to be late.

347
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,480
Why have you changed, love?

348
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:08,940
Oh, are you coming? been with it?

349
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,160
No, Mum, no. As a matter of fact, I want
to see telly, that thing called

350
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,139
manhunt, you know.

351
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:16,080
Oh, yes. You always change your shirt to
watch the telly, do you? No.

352
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,460
Come on, give it a time.

353
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:23,260
Well, Olive hasn't finished her face
yet. I want to make sure I look nice

354
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,260
I go to the pictures.

355
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,240
You don't stand a chance, love. It's
only on for a week.

356
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:30,320
It's not true, is it, Arthur?

357
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,180
No. No, it's on for a fortnight.

358
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,700
On? You said you was going a half hour
ago.

359
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,200
Just...

360
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,239
that for?

361
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,880
Well, you know what sitting in a hot
cinema does to me. Only too well.

362
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:50,040
Here, and you try and remember where you
put that in your bag.

363
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,780
Last time we were in the cinema, you
shoved a lipstick up your nose.

364
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,620
It took me ages to get it out.

365
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,500
Look, you've got about five minutes.

366
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,040
You'll miss that Swedish picture.

367
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,400
You seem in a great hurry to see us all,
mate. Oh, Olive, I'll have to have my

368
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,200
glasses because I want to read the
subtitles. You don't want them.

369
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,140
Yes, I do. Don't you remember when we
went to see that film?

370
00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:11,790
Swedish Fanny Hill.

371
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,890
Well, there was this couple in bed. I
looked down to read what they were going

372
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:17,310
to do. And when I looked up, they'd done
it.

373
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:19,910
Here's your glasses.

374
00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:20,990
All right.

375
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:26,050
Don't hurry home. Oh, blimey, where's my
gloves? Oh, my God.

376
00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:27,810
I've got my gloves. I put them down
somewhere.

377
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:29,670
Hurry up. Where can I put them?

378
00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:34,370
Can I come in, Mrs B? Yes, love, come
in. I've lost my gloves.

379
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:35,790
What do you want?

380
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,580
Look, it's taken me ages to get rid of
them. That bird will be here in a

381
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,900
Oh, I just came to wish you luck.

382
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,120
Come on, Bob.

383
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,760
Oh, don't say that, Mum.

384
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:48,320
Stan said he was going to the pictures.
You're not going to the regal, are you?

385
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,500
Yes, what's wrong with that?

386
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:52,400
Nothing, Mum. Oh, you don't want to go
there, you know? That's a terrible

387
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
picture. Eh?

388
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,500
Oh, Olive, Arthur.

389
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,760
What is it now?

390
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,720
Well, he says it's a terrible film.

391
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,170
It's not. It's not. It's a marvellous
film.

392
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,470
So why aren't you coming?

393
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:05,770
Yeah, it's a good idea, Sam. Why don't
you go?

394
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:09,930
I said to Marge, sorry, she says it's a
lovely film. Well, that's good enough

395
00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:12,610
for me. Yeah, well, you won't get in,
you know. They're queuing a mile long.

396
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:13,790
What? Queue?

397
00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:16,930
Oh, well, that settles it. I do not
queue. Not for the circle. Not for the

398
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:18,190
circle. Don't have to keep the circle.

399
00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,830
Shocking about that seven and six each.
So what?

400
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,110
I'll treat you.

401
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:23,730
Seven and six?

402
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,150
Seven and six?

403
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:32,720
There's the doorbell. I wonder who that
could be. Oh, Stan, was you expecting

404
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,200
someone? No.

405
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,920
Well, I wonder who that could be,
because we're not expecting anybody.

406
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:41,460
well, perhaps it's a good thing I
stopped you going out then, isn't it?

407
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,460
handsome.

408
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,440
I'd like to introduce you to Sally, our
new trainee clippy.

409
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,080
And this is the family.

410
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,260
Hello, Sally girl. How are you? How do
you do? Oh, hello, Jack. How nice.

411
00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:52,459
Yeah, charming.

412
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:55,380
Yeah. Well, I thought I'd take something
down to the pub for a drink. Come, Sal.

413
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,580
Oh, righto. Hey, hey, hey.

414
00:21:56,780 --> 00:22:00,500
What? I thought you wanted to watch Man
Hunt on the telly. Yeah, well, you know,

415
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,800
I thought... Oh, Man Hunt. Yes, I like
that.

416
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:06,360
I'll watch it with you. No. Oh, lovely,
lovely. We can watch it all together.

417
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,020
There's not enough room for all of us.

418
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:12,520
Yeah, well, I shall be staying, Sal.
Come and sit by me, dear. Oh, turn up

419
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:16,020
Oh, yeah, you sit there. And lastly,
I'll put my chair up next to you, Sal,

420
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:17,220
Yeah, that's it.

421
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,660
Get yourself a wine in. Oh, thank you,
Stan.

422
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:23,350
Excuse me.

423
00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:24,670
There we are.

424
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,490
Well, I'll be off then, Stan.

425
00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:31,730
Wasn't it nice of Jack to tell us about
the film, Stan?

426
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:33,270
Yeah.

427
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:36,570
Here it is, started.

428
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,250
Hello, Chris.

429
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:43,450
Hi,

430
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:46,810
Stan. How did you make out last night,
then? Enjoyed the play?

431
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:52,130
Right, mate, you turned out to be,
didn't you? Oh, come off it. You must at

432
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:55,190
least have walked her home. Yeah, I
walked her home, all right. And so did

433
00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:56,029
rest of the family.

434
00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:58,670
Well, they hadn't been to the picture,
so they fancied stretching their legs.

435
00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:01,890
Yeah, she walked in front with Mum and I
walked behind with Olive.

436
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:05,710
Mate, I'll never forgive you for this,
boy, I'm telling you. Yeah, cheeky. I've

437
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:06,750
got news for you two.

438
00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:08,250
Blimey, don't tell us you're back on our
bus.

439
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:09,449
What do you think?

440
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:12,130
You know that Sally Ferguson you had on
the bus yesterday?

441
00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:14,970
Yeah. Well, she's the inspector's niece.

442
00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:16,430
What?

443
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:17,830
Which one?

444
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,500
That's her Uncle Cyril.

445
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,520
Blimey, Blake, isn't it?

446
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:32,000
Oughtn't to think I nearly... Yeah,
well, of course, I... I knew that all

447
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,140
that he was her uncle, you know.

448
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:39,920
I just came round last night to warn
you, like... You're a great lover, but

449
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,920
you're a lousy liar.

450
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,780
Come on, come on, get that bus out, come
on.

451
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,140
Don't tell me you're dreaming about
women all day. No, you heard what Uncle

452
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,140
Cyril said, didn't you?

453
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:53,020
Uncle Cyril. Oh, Uncle Cyril. Yeah,
we're getting a buzz out.

454
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,240
I hate you, Steve.

455
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,440
I hate you.