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Your Highness...

2
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Ministers, why are you mad?

3
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Lady Queen Mother, you go first.

4
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Your Highness, Dragon Fighter Lohan
has stolen the peaches from my peach tree,

5
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and fed them to Niulang's cattle.

6
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Not only that, he also conspired
with the magpies to build a bridge,

7
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for Niulang's rendezvous
with the weaver girl. What the hell!

8
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I mean, they already have
over a dozen kids.

9
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All this time, I've handled
lovers' relationships in the mortal world.

10
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Who would've thought he'd mess it up,

11
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such that the Emperor would woo a whore,

12
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and a princess has to elope with a beggar?

13
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I only reprimanded him gently,

14
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but he cooked and ate my Heavenly Dog.

15
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Now who might you be?

16
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I'm Erlang.

17
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Your Highness, my eye
was also blinded by that bastard.

18
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This is a replacement of my Heavenly Dog.

19
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Law and order must be enforced.

20
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This Dragon Fighter is outrageous.

21
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I hope Your Highness permits me
to beat him up.

22
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God of Fortune, you needn't be that angry.

23
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These are small matters.

24
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He stole my Book of Destiny
and messed it up.

25
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There hasn't been a death in 18 years.

26
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Undertakers are out of work,
and a man lived for centuries.

27
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Your Highness, if you don't
teach him a lesson,

28
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I'll bring this up to the Heavenly Court.

29
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Guards, summon Dragon Fighter
to the palace.

30
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Yes.

31
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Hey! Can't you be more gentle?

32
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I was having an afternoon nap.

33
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Hey, everybody's here.

34
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You're not Dragon Fighter,
you're Tiger Fighter.

35
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It's just the same, Dragon and Tiger.

36
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-Tiger Fighter.
-Yes, Your Highness.

37
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This is none of your business.
Why are you here?

38
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I apologize to all
on behalf of Dragon Fighter.

39
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You speak so loyally,
are you his accomplice?

40
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Not at all.

41
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Do you think an immortal
can get away with everything?

42
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Tiger Fighter,
you really are a busybody,

43
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but I must say, you're a loyal friend.

44
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Thanks...

45
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In this situation,
I think an apology will do.

46
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What? You want to get away so easily?

47
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Who are you to interrupt our conversation?

48
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Kitchen God, each year-end,
you seek advantage in the mortal world.

49
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And if you don't get enough,

50
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-you speak ill of those people. Poke him!
-Poke him!

51
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You just did, don't do it again!

52
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Who are you to poke your nose
in everybody's business?

53
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Outrageous. You better compensate me
for the peaches.

54
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Lady Queen Mother, what's the big deal?

55
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-What?
-Aren't you sick of peaches?

56
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-What?
-You should try bananas instead.

57
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What? Let me know if you're angry.

58
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Don't have your dog bark for you.

59
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Just because he has spots
doesn't mean I won't eat him.

60
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I'll eat him all the same. Who's next?

61
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Who's next? You.

62
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You, God of Love, you tie up a mess
with your broken old strings.

63
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For instance, the Butterfly Lovers,

64
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why not tie them together?

65
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Now they have to die
tragic deaths for love.

66
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What have they done to deserve this?

67
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You're old, you should retire

68
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before you make more mistakes.

69
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Who knows, you may make wacky matches,

70
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even between men and animals.

71
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The worst of all would be
an ant with an elephant.

72
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-Poke him.
-Poke him.

73
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He's old, spare him.

74
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King of Hades,
are you standing up for him?

75
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-Poke him.
-Hey.

76
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Don't start that again,
we should be reasonable.

77
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Why is there a woman in the mortal world
who bore 16 daughters,

78
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and yet you didn't give her a son? Why?

79
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Consequently,
she killed herself in the sea.

80
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Even in hell, he accused her of it

81
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and flung her into hot oil,
frying her into a crisp.

82
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Is there no justice?

83
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Dragon Fighter...

84
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Fainting is of no use.

85
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The fate of people's lives is destined,

86
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and you shouldn't mess around with them.

87
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We're only carrying out orders.

88
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Whose orders?
Who set them?

89
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Who says it must be right?

90
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As the saying goes,
"There are heavens higher than this."

91
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Your Highness, if your rules

92
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were known by Bodhisattva
in the Ninth Heaven,

93
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she'll think this is the joke of a moron.

94
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This is out of line.

95
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Your Highness, immortals,

96
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I think Dragon Fighter Lohan
is just out of control.

97
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For everybody's advantage,
please allow me to fight a duel with him.

98
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What a joke. Can you beat him?

99
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I want to fight him one on one.

100
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-I will not show him mercy.
-That was close.

101
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Listen! Even if the laws of the Heavens
are flawed,

102
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there must be one that you've violated.

103
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Take them to the mortal world.

104
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One shall be a pig, the other a dog.

105
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This shall last for 10 lifetimes.

106
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Wait.

107
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What is it?

108
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Is your word final?

109
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Yes.

110
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I say you'll be a roach, what do you say?

111
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-Take them down.
-What?

112
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Hold on, don't move...

113
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Greetings to Goddess.

114
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Each one of us has been an immortal

115
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for at least 10,000 years.

116
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Worldly affairs to us

117
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are petty and trivial.

118
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The mess that Dragon Fighter Lohan
has caused today

119
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might be an opportunity.

120
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Why not use it
to understand the mortal world?

121
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To see if humans are still
ignorant and foolish,

122
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or if they have progressed.

123
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Goddess of Mercy speaks well.

124
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What a relief...

125
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Goddess, this lad challenges authority
in the name of justice.

126
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Stop speaking nonsense, King of Hades.

127
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Matters will be taken care of.

128
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Dragon Fighter, what's your purpose
in doing such things?

129
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I want these immortals
to get off their high horses

130
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and experience the mortal world.

131
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Humans only live for a few decades.

132
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They shouldn't be condemned
for a mistake or two.

133
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Because, in my opinion,

134
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regardless of how ignorant
and dumb they are,

135
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how worthless and deserving of death,

136
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they are after all...

137
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after all...

138
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-Speak up.
-What?

139
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What I mean is...

140
00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,440
Subject to sympathy and love.

141
00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,760
Right, Dragon Fighter?

142
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,480
Yes, that's it.

143
00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,840
Let's begin with you

144
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going down to the mortal world
to experience it.

145
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,400
What do you say?

146
00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,360
In fact, that's what I intend to do.

147
00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,480
What proof do you have?

148
00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,680
I've picked three people,

149
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whose fates have been sealed.

150
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One will be a beggar for nine lives.

151
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One a prostitute for nine lives.

152
00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,680
And one a villain for nine lives.

153
00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:30,000
If you could change their destinies,

154
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then you win.

155
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,000
You said we immortals are bad.

156
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Okay, then.
You'll go as an ordinary human being,

157
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and be prohibited from using your powers.

158
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No powers?

159
00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,520
That's right.

160
00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,200
Use your sincerity to reform them.

161
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,080
Okay, I will not fail you.

162
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Wait for me.

163
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,400
I'll give you three days.

164
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Thanks. But two and a half days will do.

165
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You don't have to listen to me.

166
00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,440
But if you don't do
as I have said today...

167
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SOUTH GATE OF HEAVEN

168
00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,200
Don't hope to return to the Heavens.

169
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,600
Firstly, unless you have
the official permit,

170
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,560
you can't enter the Heavens.

171
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,200
Secondly, you can't take
magical powers with you.

172
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,960
Dragon, godspeed.

173
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,040
Same to you.

174
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,600
-Good brothers.
-Good brothers.

175
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,160
What else do you have for me?

176
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,080
You're dead. You can't fight

177
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,600
and can't use your powers,
you're bound to die!

178
00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,240
-Thanks!
-You're welcome!

179
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,520
Dragon, you won't die.

180
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,120
When you reincarnated
in the mortal world,

181
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,640
a golden body had been left behind.

182
00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,720
Once you combine with it,

183
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,520
you can preserve your physical body

184
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,040
and transmigrate between the mortal
and immortal worlds.

185
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,840
With it, you can also return
to the Heavens.

186
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,400
That's great.

187
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,560
This journey will be filled with danger.

188
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,920
I present you with a Fan of Wishes,

189
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,840
which can only be used thrice each day.

190
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,080
Each time it's used, a crack will appear.

191
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,000
After three times, you'll have to wait
until the next day,

192
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,360
when the cracks disappear,
to use it again.

193
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,120
A mere three times a day,
that's pathetic.

194
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,560
It's better than nothing.

195
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,960
The fan can't change life and death,

196
00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,800
nor manipulate free will.

197
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,880
It's just a sleight of hand,

198
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,760
but ordinary mortals are often distracted
by what they see.

199
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,200
So, it will serve you well.

200
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,360
Thank you, Goddess.

201
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,120
Be careful and don't falter in evil ways.

202
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,440
I understand.

203
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,640
Goddess does care much about you.

204
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,080
Without this fan you'd be in deep shit.

205
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,360
-Yes.
-Down you go.

206
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,600
Dragon Fighter.

207
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:29,040
Did you intentionally
kick him down without the fan?

208
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,400
His Heavenly Highness decreed
it had to be now.

209
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,440
What the...

210
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,720
Are you really doing your job?

211
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,520
-What are you doing here?
-Change of shifts.

212
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,080
Good. Come on, let's get this fan
to Dragon Fighter.

213
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,320
You don't have the approval.

214
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,880
You won't have your magical powers
and humans can't see you.

215
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,840
That's why I let you come with me.

216
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,800
Apart from the Emperor of the Heavens,

217
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,840
you're the only one who can
come and go as you please.

218
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,880
No, this is against heavenly rules.

219
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,600
What heavenly rules? Just do it once.

220
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,560
-We'll be back soon, let's go.
-I'm not going.

221
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,320
You've eaten the Heavenly Dog
cooked by Dragon Fighter,

222
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,400
and you've had two bites
of Lady Queen Mother's peaches.

223
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,920
While Ninth Heaven Fairy's two maids
were bathing,

224
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,400
you had peeped, bastard.

225
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,880
-Stop it...
-Are you a low-life or not?

226
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,800
I knew you won't yield
without a threat.

227
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,520
-Come back early.
-Are you afraid now?

228
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,760
Yes, I'm afraid of you. Satisfied?

229
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:22,000
GUO CHING TEMPLE

230
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,280
The eighteen Lohans are on both sides.

231
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,840
Dragon Fighter and Tiger Fighter
are on this side.

232
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:34,240
For a son... you need to pray to
Goddess of Mercy.

233
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,440
Goddess of Mercy,

234
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,840
please help me give birth
to a male child.

235
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,720
I hope Goddess hears my prayer.

236
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,000
I'll be turning 40 next year.

237
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,680
Being an official all these years,

238
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,240
I've been very just
and have a clear conscience.

239
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,040
We don't need to be uptight about it.

240
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,680
You never make demands for anything.

241
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,960
Why did the Heavens destine us to be
without descendants?

242
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,360
Master.

243
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,760
Master.

244
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,120
The eighteen Lohans are on both sides.

245
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,960
Dragon and Tiger Fighter on this side.
To ask for a son...

246
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,880
Master, you've said this already.

247
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,920
-Goodbye...
-We haven't prayed to the gods yet.

248
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,440
Pray...

249
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,840
Dragon Fighter Lohan.

250
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,320
Master, we want...

251
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,920
I know, you want a son, right?

252
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,360
No problem.

253
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,800
I've been pregnant 18 months,
and still no signs of labor.

254
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,320
Don't worry, my dear.

255
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,400
Master, madam, look.

256
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,240
Where did you pluck them?

257
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,360
Over there.

258
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,760
Why is this happening?

259
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,640
Whenever a noble is born,
lingzhi mushrooms will appear.

260
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,920
From the way things look...

261
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,360
Our future young master must be
a man of importance.

262
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,160
The house is now full of mushrooms.

263
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,480
Darling, this child...

264
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,080
Tell him yourself, he's coming out.

265
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,120
Congratulations, madam has given birth.

266
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,080
-Boy or girl?
-It's a boy, congratulations.

267
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,720
Congratulations, Master.

268
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,320
Why have we landed here?
What's this place?

269
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,360
The main street.

270
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,440
Main street? Damn you!

271
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,720
I asked you to take me
to Dragon Fighter's birthplace.

272
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,240
Just a few streets down.

273
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,560
How did we land in the wrong place?

274
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,160
Who asked you to rock so much?

275
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,480
Where's our son?

276
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,040
I don't know either.

277
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,920
Bloody hell. Everyone has a bad stomach

278
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,160
after eating at that restaurant.

279
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,640
That's right.

280
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,680
Could we please use the toilet?
It's urgent.

281
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,800
We only have two, help yourself.

282
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,240
I can't hold it in any longer.

283
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,000
How gentlemanly!

284
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,560
I can't hold it back much longer.

285
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,400
Is this it? Dragon Fighter...

286
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,760
Brother, I've waited for ages.

287
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,040
Not my fault.

288
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,280
This bloody unicorn misled me.

289
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,280
Never mind, take your fan.

290
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,680
-I told you to buy two crickets.
-Hey...

291
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,000
What took you so long?

292
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,160
I hand-picked the best two.

293
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,480
Dragon. Damn, he can't see me.

294
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,400
He is a mortal now.
To make contact with him,

295
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,040
you must reincarnate and become human.

296
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,880
He's now grown,
too late for reincarnation, I guess.

297
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,400
A day in the Heavens
is 10 years on Earth.

298
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,080
But fear not, I can speed it up for you.

299
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,640
-Speed it up?
-But you'll lose your magical powers

300
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,560
and you'll turn into a moron.

301
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,880
What good would that be
even if I can contact him?

302
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,040
Come on! When the dark clouds
cover the moon,

303
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,480
the surveillance in the Heavens
is the weakest.

304
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,840
You could steal back your magical
powers then.

305
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,800
Why are you whispering?
Nobody can hear us.

306
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,240
Pregnant woman.

307
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,560
This one will do.
Here I come.

308
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,640
Be quick.

309
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,160
I'm going to reincarnate.

310
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,000
What a relief. Your turn...

311
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,600
Coming.

312
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,920
Don't go away! Even a granny will do.

313
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,080
Look how bloated I am.

314
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,000
What a relief.

315
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,560
Hey, your tummy...

316
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,600
Damn, I've forgotten the fan, quick...

317
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,880
The baby's out...

318
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,360
So, she's giving birth.

319
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,240
Let's help them.

320
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,360
Is it a boy or a girl, dear?

321
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,040
It's a fan!

322
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,880
I have given birth to a son.

323
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,200
You've given birth? That's great.

324
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,360
Here, wear this girdle quickly.

325
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,400
My son Sau Yuan wore this
when he was a baby.

326
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,560
What's going on?

327
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,520
I don't know either.

328
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,200
It would fit him nicely now.

329
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,480
Let me give him a quick blow.

330
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,120
Again.

331
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,680
Done.

332
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,160
-Demon...
-Run.

333
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,200
Is this some demon or what?

334
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,640
Nonsense. He's just playing
magic tricks with you.

335
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,200
Do you know how to perform magic?

336
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,240
Master, I'll report this to the authority.

337
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,440
What authority? I am the authority.

338
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,880
It's better to let him stay.

339
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,880
Look how cute he is.
He should be a nice baby to look after.

340
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,760
They might come back in the future
to take him back.

341
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,120
Kid?

342
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,760
Beat...

343
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,160
Who are you really? Speak.

344
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,400
I don't have milk.

345
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,880
You must know some magic.
C'mon, teach me.

346
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:46,880
Milk...

347
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,160
Are you playing dumb with me?

348
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,880
Go and get milk from that lady.

349
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,240
Let's see how long you can pretend.

350
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:06,000
Milk... no milk.

351
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,080
He's really dumb.

352
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,280
You two conspired to touch my wife.
Do you think it's fun?

353
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,760
Go to hell.

354
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,440
Go on, run.

355
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,200
Brother...

356
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,880
Master, your pay might not be adequate
to sustain him.

357
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,080
I would need to get a part-time job.

358
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,080
Isn't there an orphanage near our home?

359
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,600
I would not do a thing like that.

360
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,440
He's been learning a lot.
Although he has a big appetite,

361
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,760
I have taught him a lot.

362
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,520
He'll soon be independent.

363
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600
Look.

364
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,600
-What do you call me?
-Abalone.

365
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,600
Abalone comes in pieces,
call me elder brother.

366
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,440
Call her...

367
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,760
Younger brother.

368
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,680
That's not a brother, stupid.

369
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,720
Once again.
He's too young to remember.

370
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,640
Uncle.

371
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,200
Now you've said it right.

372
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,240
Uncle White!

373
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,680
It's affinity, let's just do our best.

374
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,840
You play with him,
I need to read some documents.

375
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,280
I'll do some embroidery, as well.

376
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:22,080
Tiger Fighter Lohan transfigures.

377
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,280
Dragon.

378
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,120
Brother, where are you?

379
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,920
I don't have much time.
Listen, you're an immortal.

380
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,080
You just don't know it yet

381
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,480
because your Heavenly Crown
is not yet opened.

382
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,640
Remember to stick your head out
when there's thunder,

383
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,880
so that the thunder can strike it open.

384
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,720
Then you'll retrieve your memory.

385
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,160
Who's making all that noise there?
Can't even pee in all that chaos!

386
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,480
Count the bugs.

387
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,840
The bugs fly.

388
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,760
What's up? Must have wet his pants,
let me see.

389
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,200
Fan, fan...

390
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,880
Go away with that dirty fan.

391
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,120
He is hopeless, poor thing.

392
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,280
Fan, fan...

393
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,720
Not this one.

394
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,400
Doctor, please have a look at him.
Does he have a chance?

395
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,760
No.

396
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,120
I see. Just asking, thanks.

397
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,640
Master, Wang Da Fu's having trouble
at home, they're on the way here.

398
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,960
Really? Quick.

399
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,320
Doctor, also...

400
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,120
Stop the finger-pointing, bitch.

401
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,200
You whore.

402
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,800
-What's the matter?
-What a disgrace, what are you wearing?

403
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,000
Stroke during sex.

404
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,680
When's your turn?

405
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,640
Yes, I'm cursing you. So what?

406
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,400
Isn't that Hsiao Yu from
Yi Sheung brothel?

407
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,800
That's her.

408
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,680
Doing such an immoral thing
in broad daylight.

409
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,000
How shameful!

410
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,320
Consider yourselves lucky
to watch this for free.

411
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,680
What's all the complaining about?

412
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,160
What do you want?
Come up if you have guts.

413
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,160
Let's stop and rest for a while.

414
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,080
Why are we stopping? I am in a hurry.

415
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,680
-Luckily that's not me. What a way to die!
-What an unlucky fellow.

416
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,240
Do you like the view?
Come have a closer look.

417
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,680
Who threw this at me?

418
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,080
I did.

419
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,240
Lady, be a bit more decent.

420
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,640
What do you mean, "decent"?

421
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,200
Come to Yi Sheung brothel
when you have time.

422
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,160
Shameless, you'll be struck by thunder.

423
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,840
Come and have fun when you have time.

424
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,320
My words just came true. Good riddance.
Strike her.

425
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,480
Missed by a meter.

426
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,400
Over there, aim accurately, try again.

427
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,280
Dragon Fighter has reincarnated
in the mortal world.

428
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,640
Crazy!

429
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,160
Milk.

430
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,280
Tiger Fighter.

431
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,360
Milk.

432
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,080
You've become like this because
of me.

433
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:46,960
You're such a loyal friend.

434
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,440
Milk.

435
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,600
What are you doing? Let me go.

436
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,040
A prostitute for nine lifetimes.

437
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,400
You're both women, why fight each other?

438
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,160
She's a whore.

439
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,200
There are patriotic whores.

440
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,040
You're right.

441
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,280
Thanks.

442
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,200
I'll return for you soon.

443
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,480
Hey, what's your name?

444
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,600
A name is just another label,
it doesn't matter.

445
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,280
-Call me whatever you like.
-Big Willy.

446
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,040
She's talking about you. Let's go.

447
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,040
-Food...
-Let's go.

448
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,240
-Food.
-Let's go.

449
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,200
Food.

450
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,680
GUO CHING TEMPLE

451
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,080
Mom... Dad... food... food.

452
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,840
Food.

453
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,560
Food. Food.

454
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,240
Yummy.

455
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,040
It's here.

456
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,160
Friend, I've waited a long time for you.

457
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,400
Who are you?

458
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,720
Earth God. I don't blame you.

459
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,440
Your spirit has not returned.

460
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,440
Don't be frightened.

461
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,680
As long as you get your
golden body back, it's okay.

462
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,360
Also, your golden body
is sought by officials and bandits alike.

463
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,400
Last month, many people came for it.

464
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,960
Are you the Earth God or an extortioner?

465
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,000
The golden body is here.

466
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,720
I am the golden body,
the golden body is me.

467
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,560
It's no use telling me, tell them instead.

468
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,440
You're right.

469
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,320
You've put the heads in the wrong place.

470
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,880
-Really?
-Change them back first.

471
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,680
-What is it?
-Wooden fish.

472
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,760
Fish?

473
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,160
Is this edible?

474
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,400
Master, excuse me, please listen.

475
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,920
-I don't know you.
-Thirteen life cycles ago,

476
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,200
I was a monk in this temple.

477
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,560
Then I became abbot by the eighth life

478
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,840
which was before the golden body
passed away.

479
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,040
I ascended to the Heavens
and became immortal. Follow me.

480
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,040
Guess what happened afterwards?

481
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,800
I became Dragon Fighter Lohan,

482
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,320
which is me. Come here.

483
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,760
I have come down to Earth this time
on a mission.

484
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,080
With regards to what matter it is,
you need not know.

485
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,000
You are at best a common person.

486
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,600
However, considering the time
you've spent here,

487
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,280
you have accumulated some worthiness.

488
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,360
So, addressing you as master
in front of your students

489
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,360
should give you due respect.

490
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,200
C'mon, go get me some clothes to change.

491
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,680
Master, he is mad.

492
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,040
But I liked him
as soon as I laid eyes on him.

493
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,840
-Bring some clothes.
-Yes.

494
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,000
Good child.

495
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,240
You've eaten all of it so quickly?

496
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,960
There's a bigger one outside.

497
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,720
This is my stuff, you can't eat this.

498
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,400
If you have to, then eat the one behind.

499
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,160
Please don't bite.

500
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,520
Master, give me a name
as in the normal procedure.

501
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,600
You are so mad, I'll call you Mad Monk.

502
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,760
Very good.

503
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,320
Help, don't chase me.

504
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,480
Beggar for nine lives.

505
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,640
Don't.

506
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,720
So scary.

507
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,160
Yuan Pa Tien.

508
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,400
Hide quickly.

509
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,960
Yuan is here, hide in my home, quick.

510
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,760
Earth God.

511
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,600
Villain of nine lives.
They are all gathered here.

512
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,600
Help.

513
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,320
I told you not to let me see you.

514
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,080
A mere sight of you makes me so mad.

515
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,880
I don't want you to see me either.

516
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,920
Don't come near.

517
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,760
I wanted to avoid you, but I couldn't.

518
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,480
You can hit my head, but not my back.

519
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,480
I'll burn down the temple,
and see where you can go.

520
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,840
I'll burn you, too, you stinking monk.

521
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,120
How dare you blow out my fire?

522
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,120
You...

523
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,800
Does it hurt?

524
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,400
I want you to know how it feels
to be bullied.

525
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,000
Throw down your sword and become a Buddha.

526
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,120
I won't be mad, I love you.

527
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,160
Be a new person, dear child.

528
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,240
Impossible, damn it.

529
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,160
Go back and think deeply about it.
I'll soon be back for you.

530
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,200
Don't beg anymore, go home with me.

531
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,160
I don't want to...

532
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,480
-What are you afraid of?
-I don't want to go.

533
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,440
Come on.

534
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,920
Brother...

535
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,800
Brother...

536
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,000
Brother, food...

537
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,360
Son, why have you become like this?

538
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,560
I changed my hairstyle. Not bad, huh?

539
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,160
Why is the house like this?

540
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,080
LI SAU YUAN, I SWEAR I'LL KILL
YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

541
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,680
Why mess with a character like
Yuan Pa Tien?

542
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,760
Uncle White!

543
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,040
"Li Sau Yuan, I swear I'll kill
your whole family."

544
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,240
Signed by Yuan Pa Tien.

545
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,880
Master, he killed all our livestock,
even rodents and roaches.

546
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,040
Even a pregnant roach, that's cruel.

547
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,840
Luckily, I went with you to pray
to the gods.

548
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,160
He knows my background so soon. Great!

549
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,800
Unfortunately,
I'm not Li Sau Yuan anymore.

550
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,720
His calligraphy is good.

551
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,760
EARLY AUTUMN, FIRST YEAR

552
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,000
Even the date is written.

553
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,840
He is so organised.

554
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,800
Son, look at the mess here,

555
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,600
yet you're still concerned
with such matters.

556
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,920
Master...

557
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,480
Your dad won't make it.

558
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,520
He's fortunate to have a natural death...

559
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,120
Let me see, he'll be an emperor
in his next life.

560
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,360
Good for him!

561
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,880
Sau Yuan, are you mad, child?

562
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,280
Bingo, my new name is Mad Monk.

563
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,920
Heaven, what has our family done wrong?

564
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,280
Right, if you have done nothing wrong,
you should've died with him.

565
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,480
Madam...

566
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,680
Quick, give her some musk to smell.

567
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,360
Don't move, they're okay.

568
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,720
Don't fiddle and make it worse.

569
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,120
They're indeed a pair,
they even died together.

570
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,880
They'll continue their romance
in the next life.

571
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,400
How admirable!

572
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,320
Young master, what should we do?

573
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,600
It's an auspicious affair,
get a chicken to celebrate.

574
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,760
And you, get an undertaker
to give them a lift.

575
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,600
Go... Quick...

576
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,600
Let's go quickly.

577
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,960
You can't go yet.

578
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,760
You can sleep for a while.

579
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,040
I...

580
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,880
Fan... Fan... Fan...

581
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,040
Fan... Fan... Fan...

582
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,520
Good duckling...

583
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,640
You two have given birth to so many.

584
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,960
Let me eat one.

585
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:38,960
If you don't shake your head
when I count to three,

586
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,760
that means you consent.

587
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,160
One, two, three.

588
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,520
What the hell?

589
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,520
You again.

590
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,600
-Stealing ducklings? Outrageous.
-Don't come near...

591
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,600
I've asked for their consent.

592
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,920
You did?

593
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,080
-Did he ask you?
-No.

594
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,360
How could a duck speak?

595
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,680
What more do you have to say?

596
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,160
Don't catch me.

597
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,920
Its mother must have seduced a parrot,
that's why she could speak.

598
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,800
Yes, her mother must have done that.

599
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,160
Well, that's their business.

600
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,000
Who asked you to meddle in it? Listen.

601
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,400
As humans, we must have self-respect.

602
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,240
If you want to eat them,
you must get their consent first.

603
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,400
-Who would consent to being eaten?
-Damn.

604
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,920
I want to eat you now.
Whoever is willing can come with me.

605
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,640
I adore you.

606
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,800
You can greet me as "Master."

607
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,760
Master, what can I do for you?

608
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,120
Just let me know.

609
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,760
It's late, you should sleep.

610
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,520
Master, I'm like a pig.

611
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,720
I sleep during the day.

612
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,400
Ta Chung, your father is here for you.

613
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,720
Damn you, my father
has been dead a long time.

614
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,440
See for yourself.

615
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,440
Dad, how are you?

616
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,000
Ta Chung, are you going to listen
to your dad?

617
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,040
Yes.

618
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,520
Then I advise you in dad's name.

619
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,280
Never go begging with that bowl again.

620
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:18,080
Dad, that's what I thought.
I should get a big bucket to beg.

621
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,640
Damn you.

622
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,680
I only recall dad reprimanding me,

623
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,920
and then he left.

624
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,760
Let's eat something first.

625
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,440
I was thrown out by the people
in this shop before.

626
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,080
So much gold.

627
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480
Hold them tight.

628
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,440
This way you won't be thrown out.

629
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,960
Sir, please sit.

630
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,880
Stinking monk, get lost.

631
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,000
Please sit, sirs.

632
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,640
Have a seat, I'll get some tea.

633
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,600
What would you like to eat?

634
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,800
Chicken tail.

635
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,200
Chicken tail, my foot.
You have money and respect now.

636
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,640
-You should eat shark's fin.
-That's right.

637
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,960
Order then.

638
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,800
I dare not, you do it.

639
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,080
You lack confidence even in this.

640
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,640
How are you going to be successful?
Summon your courage.

641
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,440
Give me two days to think about it.

642
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,160
Making fun of me? Speak.

643
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,720
A bowl of shark's fin...

644
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,040
Louder, I want everybody to hear.

645
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,680
A bowl of shit...

646
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,400
Not shit, fin.

647
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,400
Don't force me.

648
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,600
Don't be silly! Why would I do that?

649
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,480
Just say it
and everything will be all right.

650
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,440
Do as I say.

651
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,200
I only want to eat chicken tail.

652
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,160
You're not listening.
I insist, say it.

653
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,720
Say, "A bowl of shark's fin
for me, please!"

654
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,920
A bowl of shark's fin for me...

655
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,320
You bastard.

656
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:40,960
Yummy.

657
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,280
Outrageous!

658
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,120
Ta Chung, I don't want to waste
any more of my breath.

659
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,640
Watch me.

660
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,560
This is who I really am,
Dragon Fighter Lohan.

661
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,720
Ghost!

662
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,600
Stop shouting. A ghost is not like this.

663
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,880
This is what a ghost looks like.

664
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,440
You couldn't have really fainted.

665
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,840
Who kicked my mouth?

666
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,880
Stop playing tricks.

667
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,880
Cover with a sheet and hang two sausages
on your mouth,

668
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,560
just to scare a beggar, are you nuts?

669
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,520
Go to hell.

670
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,240
Don't be so angry...

671
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,720
Let's go. Somebody will fix him one day.

672
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,000
He's nuts, scaring people like this
in broad daylight.

673
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,560
People nowadays
aren't frightened by ghosts.

674
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,800
Ta Chung, you see now?

675
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,000
You're really an immortal?

676
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,840
The real thing. If you have any wish,

677
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,840
I can fulfill them for you,
just let me know.

678
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,120
-I want you to take me to the Heavens.
-What a fantastic wish!

679
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,160
I don't want to be a beggar
here, here or here anymore.

680
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,000
At last, I see that you have dignity.

681
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,200
I want to be an immortal beggar.

682
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,680
There'll be morning orisons tomorrow,
let's rest early.

683
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,360
Master, what should we do
with the beggar outside?

684
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,200
Buddha is merciful
and the temple is to serve people.

685
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,960
Let him spend the night outside.

686
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:57,040
Food... Food... Food...

687
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,360
-Keep the wooden fish and equipment.
-Okay.

688
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,880
Food...

689
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,360
Fish...

690
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,640
Hurry.

691
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,520
Brother...

692
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,360
I'd rather have barbecued pork
than to have you as a kid.

693
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,960
Barbecued pork?

694
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,760
-Barbecued pork.
-Not me, I stink, I can't be eaten.

695
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,960
Tiger Fighter Lohan transfigures.

696
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,200
Are you trying to violate me?

697
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,640
You scared the piss out of me.

698
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,920
Unicorn, what happened to you?

699
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,520
This is my disguise to hide my identity.
I'm here to bring a message to you.

700
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,600
What's up?

701
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,200
The Heavens know you've come down
to the mortal world,

702
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,640
and have sent Plague God,
spreading disease everywhere.

703
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,160
The scope of the catastrophe,
deaths and injuries alike,

704
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,760
will be your responsibility.

705
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,360
With the amount of evil you've done,

706
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,960
you'll surely be demoted three levels

707
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,080
when you return.

708
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,200
Tiger Fighter, are you awake?

709
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,200
Dragon Fighter, this is not my fault.

710
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,400
Though it might not be your fault,

711
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,040
you know what it's like with the fools
up there.

712
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,440
It matters little if one is downgraded,

713
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,120
but to harm so many lives...

714
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,040
-You're in trouble this time!
-That's right.

715
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,560
What rule is that?

716
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,440
Tell me who ordered to spread the plague.

717
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,400
-A high directive.
-Damn.

718
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,880
Which department?

719
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,160
Tell me, I won't say you told me.

720
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,880
The recreation department.

721
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,360
They are responsible for travels.

722
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,800
They are linked to the finance department.

723
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,560
-The finance department pays salaries.
-That's right.

724
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,560
That's right.

725
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,680
The damn thing is, the finance
and advertising departments

726
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,920
are close as brothers,

727
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,600
while the advertising
and welfare departments

728
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,480
struggle with losing face...

729
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,920
Forget it, Dragon, I'm going up now.

730
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,320
Be careful and take care.

731
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,520
Go up and apologize to see
if there's any remedy.

732
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,680
Take care.

733
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,960
-And the health department, they...
-Let's go.

734
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,680
Anyway, it's chaos, don't you agree?

735
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,360
-A hundred died in one night.
-An evil spirit must be behind this.

736
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,360
Damn beggar! Those huge boils
will kill you sooner or later.

737
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,920
-Wow!
-What?

738
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,520
Yours is even bigger.

739
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,920
Oh, no, I've got the boils...
I'm going to die.

740
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,320
Don't worry, they won't kill you.

741
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,200
Dragon Fighter, Monkey King,
the Supreme is here.

742
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,440
I know there's a plague here,

743
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,880
so I negotiated with the Heavenly Emperor.

744
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,000
He said you should give
a thousand taels of silver,

745
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,200
so that I can perform a rite
and rid you of calamity.

746
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,320
Doing this rite will shorten my life
by 10 years, but I'm willing.

747
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,800
Spreading misleading fallacies,
disturbing my sleep.

748
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,880
-Why... you...
-What?

749
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,840
I do this to save people's lives.

750
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,800
I don't mind even if my life
is shortened by 10 years.

751
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,160
-Still talking?
-What?

752
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,520
It's a big sacrifice.

753
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,480
What sacrifice?

754
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,560
-There's another mark on your face.
-What?

755
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,800
If you speak again, I'll stick your ass
to your mouth.

756
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,920
Only three times a day, you are lucky.

757
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,560
Get someone to be a sacrifice.

758
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,200
-What kind of person should that be?
-Where to find such a person?

759
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,960
One to whom life means nothing.

760
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,920
Where to find?

761
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,960
You can find many at Yi Sheung brothel.

762
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,240
Boss.

763
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,240
What's this lousy bunch doing here
so early?

764
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,880
-Exactly.
-Quick...

765
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,120
Ask them to hand a person over.

766
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,160
Hurry...

767
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,480
What if they won't?

768
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,880
This concerns the safety
of the whole city.

769
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,040
They have no choice.

770
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,560
Let's go in together. Chief, you go first.

771
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,640
Quickly...

772
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,600
What's the matter?

773
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,000
Stop.

774
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,640
What are you doing?

775
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,160
Master Tin, the plague has killed
a lot of people.

776
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,360
What has it to do
with my Yi Sheung brothel?

777
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,960
They wanted to find
a couple of girls as sacrifice.

778
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,200
Why don't you ask your mother to go?

779
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,200
That's right.

780
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,680
Yesterday, you told me
that you hated your wife.

781
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,840
Let her be the one.

782
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,760
Master Tin, I know
it's a hard decision for you.

783
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,520
Why? They are all mine.

784
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,960
Their lives are in my hands, aren't they?

785
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,160
That's right.

786
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,240
The ones whom nobody wants, come forward.
That'll save me some cost.

787
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,360
Hurry, come forward.

788
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,600
No need for so many, one or two
will suffice.

789
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,600
-Come and form a circle...
-How cruel.

790
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:21,800
Hurry...

791
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,880
Form a circle, hurry...

792
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,040
Done...

793
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,280
-Lie down, hunchback.
-Okay.

794
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,160
Whoever his toes point to will be the one.

795
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,120
What's this? A lucky draw?

796
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,360
Turn…

797
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,840
That's unfair.

798
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,640
Not me. You all saw it, it's not me.

799
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,680
-Take her away.
-Go.

800
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,040
Remember what you said to me yesterday?

801
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,680
I said you charged a high price.

802
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,640
-Let's go.
-Shut up.

803
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,520
How dare you create trouble here?

804
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,520
No... it wasn't me.

805
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,000
-How should the sacrifice be offered?
-Braised.

806
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,320
It takes a long time then.

807
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,680
Leave the left leg for me.
I'll take a rest.

808
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,560
Clean her up and get her changed.

809
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,280
No.

810
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,880
She's so beautiful,
it's a pity to have her burnt.

811
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,040
Hurry and find a way to save her.

812
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,360
Only a pretty girl needs to be saved?
I wouldn't help if it were you.

813
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,560
Your fan...

814
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,480
Do we have to wait until dawn
for it to work again?

815
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,840
Since we have to wait anyway,

816
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,080
might as well wait till
my powers are gone.

817
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,000
Let me explain and you'll understand.

818
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,120
That's okay, I won't understand.

819
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,480
Just do as I say.

820
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,320
The auspicious time has come.

821
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,200
Wait. May I ask, how do you know that
burning her will stop the plague?

822
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,760
The Heavenly Emperor told me in a dream.

823
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:26,960
Lady Queen Mother told me in a dream

824
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,760
to burn your mother.

825
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,480
And if I scolded you three times,

826
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,880
the two moles on your face would be gone.

827
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,640
Nuts, go away.

828
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,120
It's time, scold him.

829
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,800
I... don't dare to.

830
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,360
Damn, damn, damn you.

831
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,360
They're gone.

832
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,720
It works.

833
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,200
Look at his face! It's more potent
than a fairy's spell.

834
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,200
Everyone, he has made an agreement
with Lady Queen Mother,

835
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,880
there'll be no more plague.
Release her quickly.

836
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,240
What if there is still a plague
after she is released?

837
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,760
Right...

838
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,040
What to do?

839
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,560
I don't know. I have no idea.

840
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,360
How about this?

841
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,200
If the plague still persists after
she's burnt to death,

842
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,600
all of you must be burnt.

843
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,120
You heard it. Release her immediately.

844
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,560
How? The fire is so fierce.

845
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,760
Bring some water to put it out.

846
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,320
The well nearby is sealed,
where can we find water?

847
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,200
Without water from a well,
any kind of water will do.

848
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,360
I've got it.

849
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,200
You're so bold, you don't even flinch.

850
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,320
It's just saliva.

851
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,040
Thank you.

852
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,320
You're welcome.

853
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,200
Take a rest.

854
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,520
Don't go.

855
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,480
Don't worry, they won't burn you again.

856
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,400
Those lousy men used to be so nice
to me when in bed.

857
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,920
Why did they want to burn me?

858
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,640
Here's the reason.

859
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,200
Those men who come to you,
treat you like a toilet bowl.

860
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,960
They feel comfortable
when sitting on it,

861
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,680
but they're not emotionally
tied to the toilet bowl.

862
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,160
I don't get it.

863
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,160
That is to say, you should never
be a toilet bowl again.

864
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,440
Get it?

865
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,600
I've got it.

866
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,680
What are you doing?

867
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,840
I want to repay you.

868
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,680
Don't do it.
Your whorish nature is incorrigible.

869
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,160
You don't have to pay me.

870
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,000
But I do.

871
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,440
Worse than a toilet bowl.

872
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,760
What else can you do
besides getting laid for money?

873
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,120
Do it upside down?

874
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,760
No way.

875
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,080
Damn, why would I be talking to you
about such things?

876
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,880
What I mean is,
can you change your career?

877
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,760
For example, selling bean curd?

878
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,400
Should I put the stall at the door
or beside the bed?

879
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,880
You...

880
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,280
Master... I got half a piece
of bean curd.

881
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,960
That smells good, any for me?

882
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,640
Have the bean curd to yourself.

883
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,840
Are you serious? Nothing left?

884
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,160
It's a foreign dog, not really tasty.

885
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,000
There's one more piece.
Let me try it, then I'll know.

886
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,240
This dog has bitten two people to death.

887
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,760
I'm only doing it justice by eating it.

888
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,360
You're not qualified yet to eat it.

889
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,440
No, Master.
I am so very hungry.

890
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,200
Be kind enough to leave me a bone
at least.

891
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,640
Please.

892
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,320
Please, Master, please.

893
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,520
Stop it.

894
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,880
Have sympathy... just a piece.

895
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,480
Please...
I know that you haven't swallowed it.

896
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,400
Stop it.

897
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,120
You bastard, what else can you do
apart from begging?

898
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,840
Master.

899
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,800
Master, look.

900
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,360
Coming out.

901
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,040
Come again next time.

902
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,120
Don't forget your underpants.

903
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,360
-Yes...
-It's my turn.

904
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,360
Come in.

905
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,360
Hsiao Yu.

906
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,040
It's you.

907
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,320
You didn't listen to me,
and have even gotten worse.

908
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,080
You have no self-respect at all.

909
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,520
I've done as you told me.

910
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,800
You are simply hawking yourself
in the street.

911
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,000
How dare you say you are doing
as you were told.

912
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,160
You're mistaken, I'm selling tofu.

913
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,960
Really?

914
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,080
Hurry up, are you doing business or not?

915
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,560
You agreed to do it once
for buying tofu from you.

916
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,880
No? Give me back the money.

917
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,360
Don't be angry, let's go...

918
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,640
Thanks for your advice.

919
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,520
My business is good now.

920
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,960
She's changed, but in a wrong way.

921
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,200
Ta Chung, follow me.

922
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,480
Master, I have a little request.

923
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,880
Never call me by my name again
around this street.

924
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,080
All right?

925
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,680
What did I call you?

926
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,880
Beggar Ta Chung.

927
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,360
Is your name Ta Chung?

928
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,640
Idiot, you've forgotten you're called
Chu Ta Seung?

929
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:55,560
Don't hit me...

930
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,040
If you want to hit me,
let's go to the back alley.

931
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,800
Hsiao Yu will see us here.

932
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,280
I'll take you to the back alley.

933
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,760
So, your pride will emerge
only in front of Hsiao Yu.

934
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,560
I've got it.

935
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,920
Great.

936
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,560
Who says they're hopeless?

937
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,800
All humans can be saved!

938
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,920
Listen, immortals above, I'll surely win.

939
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,760
I wouldn't marry anyone
in the world but him.

940
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,840
How naughty, you peeping tom.

941
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
No, don't say that to me.

942
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,160
This is what I'm talking about,

943
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,920
how a decent girl should look like.

944
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,800
It doesn't hurt, I know it's a dream.
Why else would I wear such clothing?

945
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,560
You can.

946
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,960
What is it? It's so ugly.

947
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,520
Look.

948
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,040
So beautiful!

949
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,600
Since a caterpillar
can become a butterfly,

950
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,800
a chicken can also become a phoenix.

951
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,960
I want to be a phoenix, can I?

952
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,480
A phoenix?

953
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:07,160
Lord, you have good foresight.

954
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,800
That monk has done
all that you anticipated.

955
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,920
If you have further instructions,
please tell me.

956
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,720
YI SHEUNG BROTHEL

957
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,280
Hire a prostitute? Maybe another day.

958
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,200
I have no time.

959
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,080
I can push you,
but how dare you push me back?

960
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,200
Come here.

961
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,600
Don't hit me.

962
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,000
You've gone to the toilet,
and you don't need a bath.

963
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,120
What else do you need to do?

964
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,920
How do prostitutes have anything
to do with me?

965
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,360
Hsiao Yu is waiting
for her lover upstairs.

966
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,600
Who is it?

967
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,440
Chu Ta Seung.

968
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,040
Me?

969
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,320
A good-looking and presentable man.

970
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,920
<i>Ta Chung, you must remember
to leave by first watch of the night.</i>

971
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,120
<i>Otherwise, gold may turn into dog shit,
and the boils will emerge again.</i>

972
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,280
<i>You don't want to scare people to death.</i>

973
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,920
-Do you have any familiar lady in mind?
-Hsiao Yu.

974
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,400
She is having her period.

975
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,200
Her period has just ended,
but she is not taking any clients here.

976
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,880
That's okay, she sometimes makes
guest appearances.

977
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:30,840
Follow me.

978
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,720
Hsiao Yu.

979
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,200
Call me Phoenix.

980
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,440
This gentleman,
how about I order some food for you?

981
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,800
What would you like?

982
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,600
A plate of chicken tails would be nice.

983
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,280
Did I say something wrong?

984
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,760
You're an epicure.

985
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,640
What do you do?

986
00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,960
I'm a beggar.

987
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,280
So it's you.

988
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,120
Do you mind?

989
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,840
Why would I?

990
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,760
When I see you,
it's like seeing that guy.

991
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,760
Where's that guy?

992
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:10,920
That guy has asked me to come.

993
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,200
What does that guy want from me?

994
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,160
That guy sent me here to...

995
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,960
buy bean curd!

996
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,080
You're so naughty.

997
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,040
You've come at a good time,
I'll fix you.

998
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,120
With the possession
of Shaolin Patriarch Dhama,

999
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,520
there's no reason I can't settle you
before the lamp subsides.

1000
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,320
-Stop right there!
-Kill him.

1001
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,320
Yes.

1002
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,400
-What happened?
-Let's have a look.

1003
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,120
Patriarch Dhama is really powerful.

1004
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,680
Dhama?

1005
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,360
Scared?

1006
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,840
You are deep in sin.

1007
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:03,960
I'll consider this as doing charity,

1008
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,800
and take you back to be a monk
to do good deeds.

1009
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,800
Damn you.

1010
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,520
I'll beat you till you come with me.

1011
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,360
Canes, is this a joke?

1012
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,800
Don't you belittle me!

1013
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,160
I'm tired.

1014
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Run!

1015
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,560
Where are you running to?

1016
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,840
Bloody hell, so incorrigible.

1017
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,760
Do you yield?

1018
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,160
Yield, my foot.

1019
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,520
So, that guy is an immortal?

1020
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:36,800
I thought you knew.

1021
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,800
Sorry to have caused you so much trouble.

1022
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,040
That's okay, my pleasure.

1023
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,440
Buy a few more.

1024
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,480
For a situation like this,
two will suffice.

1025
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:47,680
Tell that guy I'll be selling
soy milk tomorrow.

1026
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,760
Really?

1027
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,080
Do you think he likes it salty or sweet?

1028
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:51,960
Salty.

1029
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,240
Add some preserved vegetables then.

1030
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,520
It's even better with sesame seeds.

1031
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,720
Lohan soy milk.

1032
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:00,000
-He likes dog meat.
-Dog meat Lohan soy milk.

1033
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,720
Hsiao Yu's unbeatable soy milk.

1034
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,240
Yeah!

1035
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,160
I've come for a prostitute.

1036
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,240
As matters stand, I have to fight
violence with violence.

1037
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,600
Iron Head.

1038
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:36,960
Do you admit defeat now?

1039
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,800
I only want you to be a monk,
not go to hell.

1040
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,080
Come with me right now.

1041
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,680
You're stubborn as a rock.

1042
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,800
Forget about being a monk,

1043
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,560
just refrain from killing people, okay?

1044
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,840
Damn, are you a human being or a beast?

1045
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,080
Do you like me?

1046
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,720
Yes, but maybe in the next lifetime.

1047
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,560
In this lifetime,
I want to marry that guy.

1048
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,720
Thats fair enough. It's only after
meeting him that I found my dignity.

1049
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,320
Give me a break tonight.
Let's compromise.

1050
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,200
If you back off and leave Hsiao Yu alone,
we'll settle our score later.

1051
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,720
If I hadn't changed my body,
I would've been killed.

1052
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,720
You bastard.

1053
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,240
I can't bear it anymore.

1054
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,200
Buddha is merciful.

1055
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,280
Oh, no. Ta Chung, it's time.

1056
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,200
Is that someone selling dumplings?

1057
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,720
There are dumplings sold everyday,
never mind it.

1058
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,200
Magic is over! Let's go!

1059
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,440
Shit, the time is up.

1060
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,960
Why am I a beggar again?

1061
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,280
What more do you want?
You are in fact a beggar.

1062
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,880
No way. I have to go.

1063
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,560
Hey, we're good friends, right?

1064
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,520
Why haven't you come down yet?

1065
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,800
Hey, skunk, have you seen someone
with a big beard?

1066
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,760
Yes, he seems to be taking a shit.

1067
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,280
Chase him.

1068
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,080
Halt.

1069
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,920
Hey, you look familiar.

1070
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,920
Heroes, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

1071
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,400
You...

1072
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,800
I warned you not to let me see you.

1073
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,200
I get so angry when I do.

1074
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,120
You're freeloading on a prostitute?

1075
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,760
No, I'm not. I have money.

1076
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,720
Oh, no, gold turns into…

1077
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,640
Stop, I beg you.

1078
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,960
He's not a freeloader, don't hit him.

1079
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,560
He's my boyfriend.

1080
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,280
You're cheap,
you even want one with boils.

1081
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,080
Watch me.

1082
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,640
Hey man, I told you it wasn't me.

1083
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:32,520
You're still denying?

1084
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,920
Don't be upset.
He's just a lookalike, that's all.

1085
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,440
He is pretending.

1086
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:36,680
I don't have a beard.

1087
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,040
-Maybe you shaved it off?
-Who could do it so quickly?

1088
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,400
You're siding with a stranger!

1089
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,840
I'm just talking sense.

1090
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,920
-You've hurt someone.
-So what?

1091
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,080
You're determined
to have a quarrel with me.

1092
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,120
How dare you disobey the boss?

1093
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,880
-You're being a bully.
-Listen, you're getting on my nerves.

1094
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,120
Don't hit my boss...

1095
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,200
Get lost, all of you.

1096
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,080
Damn you.

1097
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,440
Not again? Stop...

1098
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,000
Please don't. Help!

1099
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,800
-Sir, please don't.
-I'll show you how it's done.

1100
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,000
Please let her go, sir.

1101
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,080
Hsiao Yu.

1102
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,360
Help me.

1103
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,040
I'll fight you to the death.

1104
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,400
Ta Chung.

1105
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,920
Why didn't you knock?

1106
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,320
Sorry, wrong room.

1107
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,560
Remember to close the door.
Have some banana.

1108
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,800
Sorry...

1109
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:33,880
Master, I...

1110
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,600
What's taken you so long?

1111
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,400
You're back to your original look.
Let's go!

1112
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,960
Master, I can't move.

1113
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,520
Yuan Pa Tien.

1114
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,280
Damn beggar, go to hell.

1115
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:04,240
Don't call me Ta Chung,
call me Chu Ta Seung.

1116
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,480
Ta Chung.

1117
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,120
-You troublemaker.
-Ta Chung.

1118
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,640
You can't die, you must hang on, Ta Chung.

1119
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,360
You have no more magical powers?

1120
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,800
Tomorrow, I'll show you tomorrow.

1121
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:28,960
Bastard.

1122
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,280
Turn his head back.

1123
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,880
Turn back...

1124
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,040
Turn... and look.

1125
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,000
Open his eyes.

1126
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,960
YI SHEUNG BROTHEL

1127
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,880
Mr. Tien says to let you go,
but be careful in the future.

1128
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,600
What a show it was just now.
You didn't even blink.

1129
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,440
-It was indeed fascinating.
-Yes, it was.

1130
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,920
You'll surely die this time.

1131
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,440
Earth God...

1132
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,880
Earth God, where are you?
Come out at once.

1133
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,880
I'm here, stop shouting.

1134
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,760
How can I save Ta Chung?

1135
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,080
A man's fate is pre-determined.

1136
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,920
One can't change Heaven's rules.

1137
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,480
Ta Chung has suffered a wrongful death.

1138
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,200
I have to save him no matter what.
Please think of a way.

1139
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,000
A wrongful death means going to hell.

1140
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,880
King of Hades strictly
prohibits negotiation.

1141
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,880
But...

1142
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,440
But what?

1143
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,680
Before entering the
City of Wrongful Deaths,

1144
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,600
there is an area governed by the devil,
Hei Lo Sha.

1145
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,040
He admits stray spirits.

1146
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,800
Anyone in his hands never gets
reincarnated.

1147
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,600
But you may talk it over with him.

1148
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,080
Bring me down to him quickly.

1149
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,480
I'm only a junior god
and thus not eligible.

1150
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,960
Unlike you, you have a golden body
for protection,

1151
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,280
which makes you invulnerable.

1152
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,880
I'll get back the golden body.

1153
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,800
Wait.

1154
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,680
You must treat the golden body seriously.

1155
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:01,680
I must do what is necessary.

1156
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,720
-What are you doing?
-Let go.

1157
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,680
Master said this golden body cannot
leave the temple.

1158
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,600
What if it does?

1159
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:13,920
-I don't know.
-That means it's okay.

1160
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,520
Let me borrow it,
I'll pay you lots of interest.

1161
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:16,920
-No.
-For just one night?

1162
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,080
-No.
-One hour?

1163
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,280
-No.
-Okay, since you ask for it...

1164
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:20,680
No. What?

1165
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,880
Hey you, don't move, stand still.

1166
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,560
What's the matter?

1167
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,480
Let him go.

1168
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,920
-Are you the Buddha?
-No.

1169
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:24,920
Damn.

1170
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,840
You're rude.

1171
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,040
Let me tell you,
I'm friends with the Buddha.

1172
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,400
Now, I'm retrieving
this person's spirit on his behalf.

1173
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,480
Understand?

1174
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,360
Don't you dare, don't come near.

1175
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,240
Rubbish. Ask the Buddha to see me.

1176
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,240
Don't go.

1177
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,200
In fact, I'm not on good terms
with the Buddha.

1178
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,800
I didn't know you two had a grudge.

1179
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,280
Let's do it this way,
I'll call you boss.

1180
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,400
Since you have so many men under you,

1181
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:11,960
having one more or one less
wouldn't matter.

1182
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,840
Treat this as a gift to me.

1183
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,600
What's in it for me?

1184
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,200
For you?

1185
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,320
I'll give you a pedicure,
your toenails are so long.

1186
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,200
Is that okay?

1187
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,240
Get lost.

1188
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,520
Exchange him with your golden body.

1189
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,960
Golden body? I can't give it to you.

1190
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,320
Besides, you have no use for it.

1191
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,640
I mean, just as a display.

1192
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:34,680
You son of a bitch. Okay, it's done!

1193
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,440
Ta Chung, I'll bring you back
at all costs.

1194
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,680
Hang in there.

1195
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,200
Leave your golden body.

1196
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,720
You promised to exchange with me.

1197
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,040
-Why have you taken his spirit?
-I'm bad.

1198
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,560
Stinking monk, you're like a ghost.
Where did you come from?

1199
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,200
Damn, I'm back here again.

1200
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,160
If you don't like it,
you can go back down.

1201
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,640
How could I, without the golden body?

1202
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,080
I'm in deep shit this time.
Even the golden body is gone.

1203
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:39,080
Ta Chung...

1204
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,920
Ta Chung.

1205
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:23,920
Lord,

1206
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,120
I'll do as you instruct me

1207
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,280
and help accomplish your mission.

1208
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,120
Hey...

1209
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,200
Hey…

1210
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,080
It doesn't have to be this way.

1211
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,360
Hey, brother.

1212
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,640
Give me a little respect.

1213
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:51,200
For what it's worth, I'm in charge here.

1214
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,880
-I told you not to do it.
-What's the matter?

1215
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,600
The immortals in there

1216
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:59,120
said that since you've consorted
with evil spirits,

1217
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,000
they don't want to be with you.

1218
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:02,480
So, they've all gone.

1219
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,600
These guys came to get their luggage.

1220
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:06,200
Sorry, for my lifelong emoluments,

1221
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,640
I have to follow them. Bye.

1222
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,920
What's happening? Where's everything?

1223
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,440
Mad Monk, where's the golden body?

1224
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,600
You've caused so much trouble,
you're dead.

1225
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,320
Damn, Earth God is gone.

1226
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,400
We're in big trouble this time.

1227
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,320
Master, where are you going?

1228
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,320
I told you before,

1229
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,600
the golden body cannot leave the temple.

1230
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,400
Now you've caused anger
among men and gods.

1231
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,360
How can I bear this responsibility?

1232
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,160
Master, let's leave quickly.
There could be thunder anytime...

1233
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,040
Master...

1234
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,720
Even you blame me, too?

1235
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,240
Revert!

1236
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,360
You really leave me no way out.

1237
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,840
-There's Hsiao Yu.
-Hey, Hsiao Yu.

1238
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,760
I heard you were messed up by Mr. Tien
last night.

1239
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,800
Is that true?

1240
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,760
She ignored me.

1241
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,040
-Who does she think she is?
-I'd better find Hsiao Hong instead.

1242
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,040
Wait.

1243
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,320
What is it?

1244
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,920
If I don't charge you money,
would you take me?

1245
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,640
-Yes, we'll do it immediately.
-Me, too...

1246
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,240
-She asked me first.
-In your dreams.

1247
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:52,040
-Me first.
-Me first.

1248
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,560
Huh?

1249
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,800
Tell me, what will make you happy?

1250
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:10,160
Marrying you.

1251
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,160
Stop joking.

1252
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,280
Marrying you.

1253
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,720
If I marry you,
will you still be a prostitute?

1254
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,400
-No, I won't.
-Really?

1255
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,280
Yes.

1256
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:18,640
I'll marry you then.

1257
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:26,720
I, Dragon Fighter Lohan,
priest name Mad Monk,

1258
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,800
take Pai Hsiao Yu as my wife today.

1259
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,360
Whatever happened in her past lives
and whatever comes in this life,

1260
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,320
I'll not regret it.

1261
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,760
But even if I've been bedded

1262
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,240
by Tom, Dick and Harry, you'd still...

1263
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,520
Never mind that, I can take it.

1264
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,280
You really love me?

1265
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,160
I love you very much.

1266
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:50,880
How much?

1267
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:53,400
As much as I love Ta Chung.

1268
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,560
Like Ta Chung?

1269
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,480
Yes.

1270
01:07:58,800 --> 01:07:59,800
Who do you love more?

1271
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:00,760
The same.

1272
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,560
I'm afraid you love him
a bit more than me.

1273
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,000
No... The same.

1274
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,120
Yeah!

1275
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,320
Why are you not happy?

1276
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,840
No… Yeah!

1277
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:13,680
Great, let's worship the ancestors.

1278
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:14,560
All right.

1279
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,680
After that we'll consummate our marriage.

1280
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:17,920
-We must be quick.
-Then we'll have kids.

1281
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:18,800
I'm afraid there's not enough time.

1282
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:19,800
Why?

1283
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,080
If an immortal joins a mortal
in marriage,

1284
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,400
the Heavens will punish me.

1285
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,320
I'll gradually turn into a log.

1286
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,440
Don't say that.

1287
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:34,880
Your feet...

1288
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,040
I'm changing.

1289
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,880
Bloody punk, you're cheating me, right?

1290
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,000
I... let's not talk about this now.

1291
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,200
Let's carry on with the worship.

1292
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,720
Why should I marry a piece of wood?
You take me for a fool?

1293
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:53,920
It's all right...

1294
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,720
as long as you don't regret
marrying me.

1295
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,680
Damn you.

1296
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,720
-You pledged.
-It's your vow.

1297
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,320
I don't care if you marry me or not,
you can't be a prostitute anymore.

1298
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:05,280
None of your business.

1299
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,920
Are you playing a joke on me?

1300
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,240
Yes, I am.

1301
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,560
What's the big deal being an immortal?

1302
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,920
You have no feelings for me.

1303
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,000
You think I don't know?

1304
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:17,360
I know everything.

1305
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,960
I've lost this time.

1306
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,560
I have nothing now.

1307
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,800
Really, nothing at all.

1308
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,880
Since you don't want me,

1309
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,920
I don't want love ever again
in this life.

1310
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,880
No!

1311
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,600
I don't want love again in this life.

1312
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:50,800
I don't want love again in this life.

1313
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,640
Help...

1314
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:13,080
YI SHEUNG BROTHEL

1315
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,800
Help...

1316
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,600
Help…

1317
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,440
After killing you,
I'll have gathered the blood

1318
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,280
of 49 people.

1319
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:35,400
I'll immerse the Mad Monk's
golden body in it.

1320
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:38,040
And even when he finds it,
his kung fu would be gone.

1321
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,480
Here at last,
but you're of no use anymore.

1322
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,000
Like a dead dog.

1323
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:52,680
Immortals, appear.

1324
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,840
Lohan on top.

1325
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:15,120
Heavenly soldier reinforces.

1326
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,480
Get that bastard for me.

1327
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,720
Villain of nine lives,
let's see which of us is tougher.

1328
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,680
You can't kill me.

1329
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:43,000
Really?

1330
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,720
I'll kill you.

1331
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,360
I'll kill you...

1332
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,240
We came to terms with Heaven.

1333
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,080
If you admit to losing
and downgrade three levels,

1334
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,600
you can be immortal again.

1335
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,440
Time is running out,
we need to go back quickly.

1336
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,120
-Let me get rid of him first.
-Do it quickly then.

1337
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,520
Bastard, had I killed you earlier,

1338
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,960
many lives would have been spared.

1339
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:21,160
The skin of the devil?

1340
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,040
The Lord has given me
an immortal heart.

1341
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,320
You can't kill me.

1342
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,880
Look again at your immortal heart.

1343
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,920
A rock? How can this be?

1344
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:45,920
Lord.

1345
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,880
He just wants your dedication to him.

1346
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:52,040
Lord, you fooled me!

1347
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:53,560
So what?

1348
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,920
You're such an ideal fool to be cheated.

1349
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,800
What evil plan does he have? Speak.

1350
01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,120
You fooled me.

1351
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,240
Speak, or I'll chop you.

1352
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:03,040
Don't! All right, I'll say it.

1353
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:08,320
To stop Hei Lo Sha from going to
the mortal world,

1354
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,440
Buddha placed his scepter

1355
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,040
under the Goddess statue in
Guo Ching Temple.

1356
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,440
Cheating you out of your golden body,

1357
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,760
such that all the gods fled,

1358
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,720
it's all part of his treachery

1359
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:22,480
to rid the temple of heavenly protection.

1360
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:28,280
Then, at the time when the moon is
in eclipse tonight,

1361
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,880
he plans to get back the scepter.

1362
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,280
That will cost many lives.

1363
01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,840
Dragon, there's no time left.

1364
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,040
If we don't return to the Heavens,

1365
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,960
all three of us will have
to stay on Earth.

1366
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:41,880
Let's go quickly.

1367
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:46,080
I'm suffering, give me back my heart,
I don't want to die.

1368
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,600
You don't want to die?

1369
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:51,080
Ta Chung and these lives you've taken,
did they want to die?

1370
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,920
You should have died long ago.

1371
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,880
Even if you took back this lousy
piece of rock,

1372
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,840
you'd still be a puppet of Hei Lo Sha.

1373
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,280
You'll continue killing the innocent.
Do you want to do that?

1374
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,520
If you do, then take it back, go on.

1375
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,960
Don't let me be a human being
in the next life.

1376
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,240
It's done.

1377
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:33,720
-Let's go.
-Let's go, Dragon.

1378
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:34,920
We can't leave yet.

1379
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,880
You're mad. Won't be another chance
if you don't go now.

1380
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,120
Hei Lo Sha is the culprit, I'll fix him.

1381
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,880
-You go on first.
-Dragon Fighter.

1382
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:41,840
It's too late.

1383
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:45,800
Dragon Fighter... Dragon Fighter...

1384
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:11,760
It's really here!

1385
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,240
I'll now endow you

1386
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,960
with spiritual powers from my training
over thirteen life cycles.

1387
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:17,880
Everything depends on you today,
understand?

1388
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:19,280
-Bring it on.
-Sure.

1389
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:40,200
Damn it.

1390
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,560
-Mad Monk.
-Master.

1391
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,080
-Mad Monk.
-Master.

1392
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:05,320
We meet again,
let's get out of here quickly.

1393
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,000
Master, why are you here?

1394
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,280
At such a critical moment,

1395
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,280
I shouldn't have left you
on your own at the temple.

1396
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,680
Why would you come back for me
if you know the danger?

1397
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,080
Because you're the one person
I admire most.

1398
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:23,840
Let's go quickly.

1399
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,880
Master, there's not much left
of my golden body.

1400
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,040
I had to use the last resort.

1401
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:34,120
I'll put the remaining gold powder
into his body to overpower him.

1402
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:35,880
When your golden body is used up,
you'll perish, too.

1403
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,240
No time to be bothered by that.

1404
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:39,040
How are you going to do it?

1405
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,000
Just help me to keep his mouth open.

1406
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,600
-That simple?
-Can you?

1407
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,720
Of course not.

1408
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,840
Master... Are you all right?

1409
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:57,480
My bowl.

1410
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,200
Where's the golden powder?

1411
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:01,160
Master, did you...

1412
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:03,280
Yes, I swallowed it all.

1413
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:06,040
At such a critical moment you...

1414
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,640
I didn't want to either.

1415
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,280
My stomach feels strange now.

1416
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,040
Master, think of a way
to quickly defecate the golden powder.

1417
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:23,760
But I'm always constipated.

1418
01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:29,280
I remember now,

1419
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,240
I've still got two golden teeth
in my mouth from the golden body.

1420
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:37,920
You stole them?

1421
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:39,680
I lost my teeth, so I borrowed them.

1422
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,760
I can't hang on any longer.

1423
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,920
-Master, do me this one last favour.
-What?

1424
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,440
Try to open his mouth.

1425
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,960
I'll use all my powers to settle you.

1426
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:53,360
I feel very scared.

1427
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:55,040
Scared?

1428
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:58,200
Kneel and bow three times
and I will spare you.

1429
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:05,520
He sure relishes that laugh!

1430
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:07,640
Mad Monk.

1431
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,280
Mad Monk... Mad Monk...

1432
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,560
Told you he would lose.

1433
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:15,680
He's bound to lose...

1434
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:17,120
He won't win.

1435
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,000
Bound to lose?

1436
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,920
Why do you say so?

1437
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:22,720
Just like Ta Chung the beggar,

1438
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,560
he could have 20 more years
to beg for his living.

1439
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:25,760
Now he's not only dead,
he died as a beggar.

1440
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,320
That prostitute was disfigured
because of him.

1441
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,800
The matter regarding Yuan Pa Tien
is even worse.

1442
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,040
Dozens of lives were lost before he died.

1443
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,560
What a...

1444
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,080
How should I put it?

1445
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:37,400
-A failure.
-Failure.

1446
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:38,480
Not only a failure.

1447
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,200
Had I fought a duel with him
and beat him the other day,

1448
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:41,880
he wouldn't have caused
so much chaos.

1449
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:43,680
Oh, c'mon, you're always thinking
of fighting duels.

1450
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,600
Ta Chung died a wrongful death, no doubt.

1451
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:47,960
But before he died,

1452
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:49,360
he at least knew he was called
Chu Ta Seung.

1453
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,640
It means he got back his dignity.

1454
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,240
Look.

1455
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:57,000
He doesn't need to be a beggar
in this life.

1456
01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:09,960
<i>Though Hsiao Yu was disfigured,</i>

1457
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,120
<i>she's no longer a prostitute.</i>

1458
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,080
<i>And she's really selling bean curd.</i>

1459
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,040
As for the villain Yuan Pa Tien,

1460
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:17,560
we all know that when he died,

1461
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,800
he said he didn't want to be a
human being anymore.

1462
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:22,720
<i>He's now reincarnated.</i>

1463
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:26,560
He's only a pig in this lifetime.
He's got a bright future.

1464
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:28,560
Think about it,

1465
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:31,560
did Dragon Fighter win or lose?

1466
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:33,640
Well...

1467
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,680
No matter what,

1468
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:36,520
Dragon Fighter Lohan no longer exists.

1469
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:40,640
-Is this a joke or what?
-You dropped something.

1470
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:43,440
But now, we have a Senior Dragon Fighter.

1471
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:50,200
-Why are you here?
-And now you're a senior?

1472
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:53,360
It was a slight promotion.

1473
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,560
Let the promotion ceremony begin.

1474
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:32,760
Congratulations.

1475
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:33,880
Thank you.

1476
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:55,240
<i>Dragon Fighter, how do you feel</i>

1477
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:56,880
<i>being made a Senior Dragon Fighter today?</i>

1478
01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:58,560
<i>I want to be an emissary of peace</i>

1479
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,360
<i>and the Heavens' envoy to spread love
throughout the world.</i>

1480
01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:04,000
<i>I want people to know that with love,
anywhere is a paradise.</i>