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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Somber music plays,
birds chirping ]
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Morty: Oh, [weakly] Riiick...
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[ Weakly ]
You were [coughs] right, Morty.
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Chili...was too...spicy.
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[ Coughs ]
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Ohhh...
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Ah.
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[ Fire crackling ]
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Oh.
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[ Bowl clatters,
portal whooshes ]
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Estate sale is open!
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[ Clones chattering ]
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Getcha post-its out,
first come, first serve.
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If you see a post-it,
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the item has
already been claimed.
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Shopping Morty: Oh, yeah.
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Shopping Rick: Alright.
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Luchador Rick:
Hey, nice office chair.
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Wet Rick: Hatchi-Matchi.
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Pretty ghoulish,
don't you think?
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W-we just get to
take anything we want?
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Morty, they're dead.
You want to be buried
with your porn magazines?
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Magazines?
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[ Coughs ]
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W-what's a magazines,
old man?
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Fuck you, Morty.
Go practice your pronouns.
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[ Rick clones chuckling ]
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Whoa!
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{\an8}An in-ground
two-post vehicle lift?
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{\an8}You could park a motorcycle
on this bad boy
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{\an8}and rotate it
any which way.
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I put my post-it
on it first.
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Ninja Morty:
No, no, I did!
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I come from a water planet.
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I should get the snorkel.
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If you're from
a water planet,
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why do you need a snorkel?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Shopping Rick grunts, laughs ]
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These estate sales
are lame af, am I right?
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Yeah.
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I came to funeral hop,
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but there aren't
any Smiths left
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to hold a funeral.
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Wait, funeral hop?
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Oh, shit.
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You gotta try it, dude.
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[ Whistles ]
Some version of your mom,
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your dad,
bawling their eyes out
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and saying the nicest shit
you've ever heard.
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But -- can't happen when
the whole family
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checks out
at the same time.
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Your Rick brings you
to your own funerals?
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Nah, dawg,
[chuckles] I drive myself.
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Whoa.
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You don't got a Portal Jr.?
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Shit. bunch of us have one.
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Let's see, I bet...
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[ Objects clattering ]
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Bam.
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Pop a post-it
on that bad boy
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before someone else does.
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Thanks.
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And, uh, c-cool sunglasses.
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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Sunglasses?
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These are my eyes.
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Electricity popping ]
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{\an8}[ Platform whooshing ]
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{\an8}Um, Rick,
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{\an8}you ever gone
to your own funeral?
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{\an8}Is that new slang
for taking a dump?
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{\an8}What? No.
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{\an8}Well,
I'm gonna start using it.
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{\an8}Look, a Morty
at the estate sale
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{\an8}was a funeral hopper, and --
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{\an8}Ugh, you can do better than
getting emotional handjobs
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{\an8}from a fake family.
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{\an8}My real family is dead.
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{\an8}Wow, what a zing.
So is mine.
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{\an8}The only thing that helps
ease the horror of existence
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{\an8}is friction-free rotation.
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{\an8}Did you buy a motorcycle
to justify the platform?
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{\an8}Morty, it turns.
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{\an8}C'mon, man,
I'm asking for guidance.
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{\an8}Do whatever you want.
It's your funeral.
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{\an8}[ Platform whooshing ]
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{\an8}[ Portal whooshes,
Choir vocalizing ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}[ Clapping, choir fades ]
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{\an8}[ Sobs ] Thank you.
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{\an8}Big Legs Morty
loved Ritchie Valens.
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{\an8}And now
his Big Legs Grandfather
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{\an8}is gonna say a few words.
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{\an8}[ Slurps ] What!
Let me grieve!
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{\an8}You've been drunk all week.
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{\an8}Maybe if you had been sober,
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{\an8}you wouldn't have
microwaved him.
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{\an8}His big legs were wet!
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{\an8}I should have guessed.
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{\an8}Big Legs Jessica:
Wait! Big Legs Morty.
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{\an8}I should have done this
when you were alive.
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[ Smooches ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, hell yeah!
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[ Portal whooshes,
Light music plays ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Toast Morty pops ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Crows cawing ]
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[ Flesh squelches,
Morty gasps ]
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Electrical buzzing ]
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[ Flesh squelching ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Inhales deeply,
Balloon Morty inflates ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Chips crunch ]
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[ Door shuts ]
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{\an8}Well, I guess
this is gonna be hard,
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{\an8}but Mort loved
to do hard things.
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{\an8}So...
we're gonna do this for him.
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{\an8}[ Bag rustles, chip crunches ]
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{\an8}How many of you here
loved my son?
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{\an8}Woman: Yeah...
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{\an8}Woman 2: [ Sobs ] Yeah.
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{\an8}I asked...
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{\an8}how many of you here
loved my son?!
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{\an8}[ Crowd cheers,
overlapping chatter ]
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{\an8}Maybe you loved him
because he was a leader,
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{\an8}a scholar, an athlete.
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{\an8}I loved him
because he was mine.
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{\an8}Because he was my son.
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{\an8}Jock: We love you, Mort!
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{\an8}Crowd:
Mort! Mort! Mort! Mort!
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{\an8}When I die, I will
kill God for taking my boy!
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{\an8}I don't approve of
your promise,
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{\an8}but I understand.
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{\an8}[ Dirt trickles ]
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Who will be there for me
now that you're gone?
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[ Chesterfield whines,
she cries ]
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[ Chesterfield panting ]
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Chesterfield?
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Oh, oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh! [ Chuckles ]
Stop, stop!
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[ They gasp ]
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Mort?
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[ Panting continues ]
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Oh...no...
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You guys have never
seen another Morty before?
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh!
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Oh!
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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Does that make sense?
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{\an8}S-shortest version is --
infinite me's, infinite you's.
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{\an8}You want a grilled cheese?
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{\an8}I want to make it for him.
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{\an8}And this thing?
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{\an8}It's how I got here.
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{\an8}Rick made it for me.
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{\an8}Not my Rick --
i-it's a lot of canon.
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{\an8}Where is Rick?
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{\an8}I'm sorry to tell you this,
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{\an8}but, um...
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{\an8}...our Rick...
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{\an8}...is a drunk, Morty.
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{\an8}Ohh...No?
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{\an8}We had to end our
relationship with him.
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{\an8}We tried everything to help,
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but ultimately,
he needed to help himself.
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And he, like, listened?
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This universe is wild.
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Just the way you like it.
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[ Bread crunches ]
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Morty: Mmm.
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Wow. So good.
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Don't suppose
there's any tomato soup --
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Holy shit.
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You guys are something else.
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You should have met our Mort.
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Ray,
like it or not...
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Beth: Mm.
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...the bank's gonna
take your farm.
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[ Sighs ]
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Terrence: They will come, Ray.
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Huh?
Oh, my gosh.
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My family's probably worried.
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My...other family.
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You're leaving?
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Summer,
he's not ours to keep.
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I understand, Mort --
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I mean, Morty.
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Come back to us, kiddo.
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Whenever you want,
you come back.
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Muffled ] Summer,
stop live-streaming!
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Scoffs ]
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Where have you been?
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I've needed you to hand me
wrenches and stuff.
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Che[burps]ck this out.
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Wow, great.
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Huh? Ah!
Oh, Rick!
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It's pulling my insides!
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You have too much
metal in you dipshit.
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[ Magnet powers down ]
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Oh!
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I didn't put it there.
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So?
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[ Keys jingle ]
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[ Keys jingle ]
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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Oh, hey!
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Hey!
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Morty, you came back!
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[ Chesterfield barks ]
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[ They chuckle ]
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Oh, geez. G-Good boy.
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That's a dog for ya.
[ Chuckles ]
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M-my dog enslaved me.
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B-but not this one.
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Morty: So I'm hanging out
of the side
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of the ship in space,
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holding the guitar
that Rick wanted,
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but my eyes burst from
the pressure difference
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and I couldn't see
for, like, an hour.
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[ Gasps ] Morty,
you could have been killed.
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Oh, yeah, I was.
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You died?
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You die, and come back?
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The worst part
is waking up in the tube,
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where the fresh body is
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c-cause you have to cough all
that fluid out of your lungs.
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You're saying
where you come from,
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your grandfather lets you die
over and over again?
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What does your father
say about this?
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♪ Who's a Mad Men? ♪
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♪ I'm a Mad Men ♪
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Lathe whirring ]
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Oh, my God.
I made an owl.
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T-this is incredible.
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Too bad my big lathe
is up at the cabin.
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Built it with my dad.
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Then Mort helped me put up
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the sleeping porch
just last summer.
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Wish we could take you
there this weekend,
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but the gals are going to be
at the soup kitchen and...
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I mean,
we could head up there,
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just the two of us?
261
00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,435
Really?
You'd want to do that?
262
00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,771
[ Engine humming ]
263
00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,568
[ Insects chirping,
knife scraping ]
264
00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,862
Don't you have any matches?
265
00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,656
A man who relies on matches
266
00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,658
gets pretty cold
when he runs out.
267
00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,284
[ Fire whooshes,
crackling ]
268
00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,703
You feel like a steak?
269
00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,663
[ Steak sizzling ]
270
00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:20,083
Wait till the pan
releases the meat.
271
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,961
[ Insects chirping ]
272
00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:28,842
[ Steak sizzling ]
273
00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:28,842
I feel like I've never
learned anything until now.
274
00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:33,304
...And Mort,
he's climbing so fast.
275
00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,639
When he loses his footing,
276
00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,850
he's just silent
as he falls...
277
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,352
...until the crack
of his body hitting stone.
278
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,229
[ Fire crackling ]
279
00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,856
Mort was so strong,
280
00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,941
but I wasn't strong enough
to save him.
281
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,485
I'm so sorry.
282
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,485
[ Sniffles ]
283
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,487
I know you're not my Mort...
284
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,197
Not really...
285
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,242
...but I love you
just the same.
286
00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,326
[ Cries ]
287
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,745
I-I love you, dad.
288
00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,788
I-I want to be your son.
289
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,124
I am your son.
290
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,209
[ Fire crackling ]
291
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,671
Then break the gun.
292
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,674
What?
293
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,674
This isn't one of
your adventures.
294
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,634
It can be your life.
295
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,011
But what if I need to --
296
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,596
What could you need
that isn't here?
297
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,222
A family that
doesn't appreciate you?
298
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,349
A resurrection machine that
makes infinite grandpas?
299
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,144
You need to turn into
a fucking giraffe?
300
00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,812
Do it!
301
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,147
Uh...
302
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,398
[ Grunts ]
303
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,398
Hey!
304
00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,608
[ Both grunting ]
305
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,026
[ Glass shatters ]
306
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,026
Oh, my God!
307
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,612
Yes! I love you!
308
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,612
[ Panting ]
309
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,364
[ Grunts ]
310
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,364
I tried to make my son strong.
311
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,617
So strong he would never die!
312
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,702
Ah! [ Grunts, panting ]
313
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,579
[ Owl hoots ]
314
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,789
[ Grunts, thuds ]
315
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,707
[ Panting continues ]
316
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,587
I just want to keep you safe!
317
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,297
Mort?
318
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,548
Mort.
319
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,548
[ Branches creak ]
320
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,092
Mort?
321
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,052
Mort!
322
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,346
[ Branches clatter ]
323
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,346
Come back.
324
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,764
[ Zipper unzips ]
325
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,475
[ Insects chirping ]
326
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,728
{\an8}Mort: Dad wants me
to free solo El Capitan.
327
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,355
{\an8}He's crazy.
328
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,398
{\an8}He wants me to be able
to survive anything.
329
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,067
My only hope's to run away.
330
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,194
Thank you, Mort.
331
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,279
[ Dramatic music plays ]
332
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,324
[ Wolf howling ]
333
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:20,578
{\an8}♪♪
334
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,622
[ Engine hums ]
335
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,250
{\an8}♪♪
336
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,417
Woman 3: [ Moans ]
337
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:31,756
{\an8}♪♪
338
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,133
[ Change clatters ]
339
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:37,470
{\an8}♪♪
340
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,222
[ Bus hums ]
341
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:43,434
{\an8}♪♪
342
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,895
...And we're left with
a radical non-duality.
343
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,106
The universe is
not locally real.
344
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,775
Which means nothing matters...
345
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,778
...or everything does.
346
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,821
[ Students cheer ]
347
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,990
Moral universe, let's go!
348
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,242
I fucking knew it.
349
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,493
The Central Finite Curve,
350
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,786
portal travel,
all of it.
351
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,580
Of course there's
infinite Mortys --
352
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,665
because there's
infinite worlds, Morty,
353
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,500
and infinite me's!
354
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,335
A-am I cool in most worlds?
355
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,254
[ Gasps ] Oh!
356
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,254
Mr. Sanchez?
357
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,381
Oh, sorry I frighten you.
358
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,924
I am from Russia.
359
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,218
[ Sighs ]
360
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,218
Who is hunting you?
361
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,470
Jerry? I don't know.
Ma-maybe all of them?
362
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,805
I just want to go home.
363
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,098
I thought there
was a better version
364
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,726
of my family for me,
but I was wrong.
365
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,519
Do you think
you could make this?
366
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,771
Oh, Morty,
I would love to help you,
367
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,399
but that thing
almost destroyed me.
368
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,943
Salieri to infinite Mozarts.
369
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,571
Do -- Do you guys
not have Mozart?
370
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,073
Oh, Morty,
we gotta watch "Amadeus."
371
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,366
Shit. I'm late.
372
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,576
I gotta do a thing.
373
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,578
Uh, do you wanna
come with me?
374
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,038
Ahem.
375
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,706
Hey, uh, hey, everybody.
376
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,625
My name's Rick.
I'm an alcoholic.
377
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,084
All: Hi, Rick.
378
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,961
I know this is an old story
to a lot of you,
379
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,088
but most of us have destroyed
our memories with alcohol,
380
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,632
so it'll be like new.
381
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,467
Back before, I had a wife,
382
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,801
I had a family.
383
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,803
My daughter, Beth,
she was a terror,
384
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,431
but she was my heart,
my whole heart.
385
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,642
I'd always like to get
wrecked every now and again,
386
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,644
but Diane kept it under control.
387
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,688
And then one day,
she was just...gone.
388
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,107
I was so deep in my work,
I barely noticed.
389
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,317
And that's when --
390
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,485
you know how that feels,
391
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,778
when you really start to drink?
392
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,696
[ Overlapping chatter ]
393
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,365
Beth was so little.
394
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,575
I-I blew it with her.
395
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,453
She grew up though, and married
somebody who took one look at me
396
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,121
and said, "Not in my house."
397
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,290
Fuck, I hate that guy.
[ Chuckles ]
398
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,541
But he was right.
399
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,752
I hated him enough
to end up here.
400
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,963
My first meeting
was 17 years ago,
401
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,299
17 years since
I spoke to my daughter.
402
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,468
But I'm here and I'm happy.
403
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,845
That's possible for all of us.
404
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,682
You just have to find somebody
who believes in you.
405
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,184
[ Sniffs ] Mmm.
406
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:51,145
My students were assholes
today, so I'm cooking stew.
407
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,522
Oh, hello.
408
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,690
Who's this handsome fellow?
409
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,024
You might want to sit down.
410
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,693
Oh, Rick.
411
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,695
He has your eyes.
412
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,863
Uli: So you must go home.
413
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,199
And you must find a way
to get him there.
414
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,575
It's not that simple.
415
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,910
But you are a good man.
416
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,704
So maybe it is simple.
417
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,372
Morty, will you have more stew?
418
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,415
Yes, please.
419
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,041
My love, don't forget.
420
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,585
Wow, she's --
421
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,585
She's incredible.
422
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,671
So she's a fuckbot?
423
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,671
[ Chokes ]
424
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,923
Jesus Christ, Morty,
she's my wife.
425
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,967
She's -- she's a human woman.
426
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,967
Oh, geez.
427
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,177
I-I guess I didn't realize
you could love anything.
428
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,429
My bad.
429
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,931
[ Window thuds ]
430
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,931
Have you seen this boy?
431
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,683
Ah, we see a lot
of people through here.
432
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,226
One time,
I saw a horse buy a ticket.
433
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,103
Some kind of promotion
for a kind of horse food.
434
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,813
Don't know about that, but --
oh, you never forget a face
435
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,148
as sweet as that right there.
436
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,691
Oh, yeah.
I seen him headed to Boston.
437
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,443
Sure is sunlight
and right as rain.
438
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,069
Hey, where you going?
439
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,114
Found him.
440
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,114
[ Thunder rumbles ]
441
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,326
I'm gonna love
that little guy so hard.
442
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,202
Ah!
443
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,202
You okay, buddy?
444
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,996
He's gonna find me
and tie me to a pole
445
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,622
and hug me until I throw up.
446
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,082
[ Cries ]
447
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,751
I'll be trapped here forever.
448
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,127
I'll get you home, okay?
449
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,713
I'll make a portal
and get you home.
450
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,051
Are you gonna call me
a piece of shit now?
451
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,218
What?
452
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,304
[ Hopeful music plays ]
453
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,222
[ Cat purrs ]
454
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,725
[ Electrical zapping ]
455
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,852
Yeah?
456
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,852
Oh!
457
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,645
[ Electrical zap,
loud crash ]
458
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,440
{\an8}♪♪
459
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,317
[ Liquid bubbles, explodes ]
460
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,818
[ Grunts ]
461
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,737
[ Fire crackling ]
462
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,364
[ They laugh ]
463
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,741
[ Gun whirs, acid poofs ]
464
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,159
[ They cough ]
465
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,160
Fucking shit.
466
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,537
You'll get it.
You've got this.
467
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,122
[ Portal whirs,
flames whoosh ]
468
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,499
[ Groans,
gun shatters ]
469
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,792
{\an8}[ Gun blasts,
fish plopping ]
470
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,251
Oh!
471
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,251
Ah!
472
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:44,300
{\an8}♪♪
473
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,426
[ Flask clatters ]
474
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,636
[ Gun whooshes ]
475
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,970
Ah!
476
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,972
[ Gun whooshes, blasts ]
477
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,972
[ They gasp ]
478
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,391
[ Portal squelches ]
479
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,642
[ They groan ]
480
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,435
[ Electrical whir,
explosion ]
481
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,854
[ Fire extinguisher hisses ]
482
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,482
[ Groaning ]
483
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,482
[ Paper ripping ]
484
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,859
[ Objects clatter,
gun whirs ]
485
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,403
[ Gun blasts ]
486
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,612
I know you're gonna get it.
487
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:05,822
If God doesn't want me
488
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,281
to praise him
with inventions,
489
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,991
why implant the desire?
490
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,326
Everything okay out here?
491
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,120
Fuck! Just let me work.
492
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,831
[ Sighs ]
493
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,375
[ Groans ]
She's gonna leave.
494
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,751
They all leave.
495
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,003
You know, you didn't
drive Diane away.
496
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,172
It wasn't your work
or your drinking.
497
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,216
It just happened, everywhere.
498
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,467
To every Rick.
499
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,219
Wha --
500
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,219
It wasn't your fault.
501
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,680
Most Rick's never got
this far with portal stuff.
502
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,306
They took a shortcut.
503
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,350
But I believe in you.
504
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,145
Rick: I can feel it, Uli.
I-I'm so close.
505
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,021
Uli: Close to losing
another wife.
506
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,607
I've become tepid.
I-I wanna boil.
507
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:42,859
You can sleep on the couch.
508
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,402
I'm done sleeping.
509
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,903
[ Door slams ]
510
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,906
This is what yours is like?
511
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,700
It's the only way
I can get home.
512
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,785
Where on God's earth
did a 14-year-old boy
513
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,745
learn this kind
of mind poisoning?
514
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,206
From your husband, infinitely.
515
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,500
He belongs more to me
than to you.
516
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,044
[ Sniffles, cries ]
517
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,175
Professor Sanchez
hasn't shown up for days.
518
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,052
Well, he's my father,
and I'm worried about him.
519
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,429
We just need his address.
520
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,222
You don't have your own
father's address?
521
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,975
[ Grunts ]
I was just asking a question.
522
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:16,976
[ Choking ] You're right.
523
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,227
It's personal.
524
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,313
[ Thuds ]
525
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,313
Summer. The files.
526
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,647
I'm in.
527
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,566
Also gonna approve myself
for early admission,
528
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,860
just in case I decide to go
to this fucking nerd school.
529
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,905
I'm gonna get my boy
and put him on a leash.
530
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,823
A leash?
What's up with your family?
531
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,451
Oh -- you're right,
it's personal.
532
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,952
[ Chuckles nervously ]
533
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,246
[ Belches ] Morty,
I, uh, figured it out, Morty.
534
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,040
M-Morty, c-c'mon,
we're gonna --
535
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,167
We're gonna [belches] --
gonna get some stuff, Morty.
536
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,418
[ Groaning ]
537
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,836
[ Slurping, belches ]
538
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,046
Uli: Rick.
539
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,046
[ Clears throat ]
540
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,422
It's the middle
of the night.
541
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,176
[ Groans ]
542
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,055
C'[burps]mon, I'm working.
543
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,057
It-It's helping me think.
544
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,100
Do you want to go
talk to her?
545
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,019
Fuck that.
She's -- there's --
546
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,147
there's a multiverse of her
out there, right, Morty?
547
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,233
W-we gotta --
we gotta...
548
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,902
Are you gonna get in trouble?
549
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,445
[ Glass shatters ]
550
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,445
I-I got tenure, Morty.
551
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,863
They can't fire me.
552
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,448
[ Burps ] I built
this place with my dick
553
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,950
and hammered it with my balls.
554
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,950
[ Glass shatters ]
555
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,535
W-wouldn't a dick
be a better hammer?
556
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,495
You're right, Morty.
Balls are too soft.
557
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,789
G-Grab -- grab some --
Gra...any-anything.
558
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,624
Grab anything.
559
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,624
Mr. Sanchez. Is that --
560
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,917
[ Gun blasts ]
561
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,794
[ Grunts, barks ]
562
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,128
Oh my God, Rick.
563
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,505
The problem is morals, Morty.
564
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,091
Ethics. I-I was scared
of the gray areas.
565
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,009
B-But -- but now...
566
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,470
[ Belches ]
I-I can live in them.
567
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,930
I'm gonna get you home.
568
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,640
Y-You -- you small, little --
569
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,975
y-you little guy.
570
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,560
[ Dog whines, trunk shuts ]
571
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,646
[ Sighs ]
572
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,273
[ Speaks in Swedish ]
573
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,983
[ Glass shatters ]
574
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,983
They told me I was crazy.
575
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,734
But now -- now who's crazy?
576
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,486
T-They are.
577
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,486
That's right!
578
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,821
[ Gun whooshes, blasts ]
579
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,489
Rick!
580
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,489
I did it!
581
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,491
[ Both cheering ]
582
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,867
[ Laughs ]
583
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,745
Oh, man.
I-I'm gonna miss you, Rick.
584
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,247
I can come visit you, Morty.
585
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,790
W-We got -- we got a doorway.
586
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,166
And now that
I don't have a dumb wife,
587
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,793
I have all the time
in the world.
588
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,169
I-I can go on adventures,
Morty.
589
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,838
We -- we could go
on adventures.
590
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,131
Yeah.
591
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,508
You're sure
I didn't ruin your life?
592
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,634
You saved me.
593
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:14,885
And so did this.
594
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,512
Because alcohol is good,
Morty.
595
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,514
It's not evil.
Everyone should drink it.
596
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,933
W-wait -- wait till I tell
the guys at AA.
597
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,351
All right, off you go.
598
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,562
Jerry: Let go of my son!
599
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,562
[ Gun cocks ]
600
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,813
Fucking Jerry!
601
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,189
Morty, please
don't go in there.
602
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,691
We didn't mean
to come on so strong.
603
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,692
We just love you.
604
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,110
Honey, you can stay here
605
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,987
where you don't get
thrown into space
606
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,363
and have to die
all the time.
607
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,865
What the hell
is this thing?
608
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,034
Have you even tested it?
You're drunk!
609
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,994
You're gonna let
a child go through that?
610
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,245
The science is sound, dick.
611
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,289
Watch.
612
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,289
[ Cat growls, portal whooshes ]
613
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,749
{\an8}[ Cat squelches,
Good Beth gasps ]
614
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,167
Ooh.
615
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,167
[ Cat breathes weakly ]
616
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,918
He's still breathing.
617
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,918
That's worse!
618
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,462
[ Gunshot ]
619
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,462
Oh!
620
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,880
[ Grunting ]
621
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,007
I've always
fucking hated you!
622
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,801
I hate you in every
conceivable reality.
623
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,303
Kill him!
624
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,303
Fucking shoot!
625
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,639
[ Gunshot,
portal whirs loudly ]
626
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,600
[ Good Beth screams ]
627
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,600
Good Summer: Oh, my God!
628
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,893
[ Wind whooshing ]
629
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,144
[ Grunting ]
630
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,104
Jerry! [ Grunts ]
631
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,689
[ Gunshot, Good Rick groans ]
632
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,399
Oh, my god!
633
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,399
[ Portal zaps ]
634
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,401
[ Good Summer screams ]
635
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,401
Summer!
636
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,527
[ Gun blasts ]
637
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,112
[ Fish plopping,
Good Jerry screams ]
638
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,989
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
639
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,368
[ Good Beth panting ]
640
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,583
No!
641
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,583
[ Squelching,
Good Beth screaming ]
642
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,252
[ Groaning ]
643
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,672
[ Cat meowing ]
644
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,007
[ Squelches ]
645
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:47,978
[ Portal whooshes ]
646
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,189
Estate sale is open!
647
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,733
Getcha post-its out,
first come, first serve.
648
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,319
If you see a post-it, the item
has already been claimed.
649
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,737
Check it out,
Seahorse Morty,
650
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,947
it's a fish gun.
651
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,240
This guy had
some cool stuff
652
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,616
for a basic Rick,
and I would know
653
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,785
because I'm defined
by my cool shorts.
654
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,955
[ Clones chattering ]
655
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,955
Oh, Jesus Christ.
656
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,331
Rick?
657
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,331
'Sup?
658
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,708
None of this stuff
is any good.
659
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:09,875
Let's go home.
660
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,877
Damn, you look like shit.
661
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,170
Was the funeral that good?
662
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,798
{\an8}[ Gun blasts, dog barks ]
663
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,800
{\an8}Oh, shit,
a long-neck dog gun.
664
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,178
{\an8}Let's fucking go!
665
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,178
{\an8}[ Gun blasts, dogs barking ]
666
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,640
{\an8}Woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof!
667
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,685
Hey. You okay?
668
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,811
Yeah.
669
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,104
I love you.
670
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,731
All right.
No need to get weird.
671
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,315
You're in my sun.
672
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,319
So the hat was
not a hit today,
673
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:42,616
♪ But maybe it
will be tomorrow ♪
674
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,618
[ Somber music plays ]
675
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:49,582
{\an8}♪♪
676
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,251
[ Belches ] Morty, Morty,
Morty, I g-gotta show you --
677
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,627
I gotta show you something,
Morty.
678
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,962
Rick, it's the middle
of the night.
679
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,213
I just want to sleep.
680
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,590
I-I'll call in
a bomb threat
681
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,799
at your school, c'mon.
682
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,010
Hey, I-I took your note,
Morty.
683
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,636
I fixed the magnets.
684
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,096
You ready to ride?
685
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,015
L-Let's -- let's go on
a hero's journey, Morty!
686
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,308
[ Engine rumbling ]
687
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,226
Take the wheel.
688
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,226
But I'm behind you.
689
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,312
Take the wheel.
I'll tell you when to turn.
690
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,689
I'm like --
I-I'm your dad, Morty.
691
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,149
I'm your fucking dad.
692
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,067
It's fucking me, Morty!
693
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,861
Yeah, you're my dad.
694
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,154
I'm your son.
695
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,614
You're my son!
696
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:29,663
{\an8}♪♪
697
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:37,713
{\an8}♪♪
698
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:45,721
{\an8}♪♪
699
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:53,771
{\an8}♪♪
700
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,022
[ Beeping ]
701
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,232
DNA scans clear.
702
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,733
Ooh, wee.
703
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,026
What a season.
704
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,403
Amy figured out
what I was up to,
705
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,197
and now she's gonna
use my DNA
706
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,407
to make a multiverse
waypoint --
707
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,868
And get my
fucking husband back!
708
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,871
Activate fourth-dimensional
thrusters.
709
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,748
[ Beeping ]
710
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,918
[ Ship whirring, explosion ]
711
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,047
I-I assume all
the shaking is unintentional?
712
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,423
Oh, my god!
713
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,175
Scientist Butthole:
Abort, abort!
714
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,719
[ Voice vibrating ]
That's never good.
715
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,763
Ooh, weeee!
716
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,431
[ Explosion ]
717
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,103
Man:
Did you get any of that?
718
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:37,606
{\an8}♪♪