1 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,639 It's great. So we have to rule here our thoughts. 2 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,474 - But "how much"! - Great idea. 3 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:19,478 This reminded me of a movie. But what was its title? 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,271 Bert! Concentrate! 5 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:22,898 Sorry. 6 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,858 There was a girl in it. 7 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:28,195 Who then married that figure. 8 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,321 Phoebe Cates! 9 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,406 No. It wasn't him. 10 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:34,910 He was in "The Changing World". Wow, what a good movie! 11 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:38,330 The pool scene, in which the girl is topless... 12 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,498 Very hot. 13 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,377 Sexuality is a broad spectrum. 14 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,629 True. "Lob Ló" is on my "spectrum". 15 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:50,050 Not true! I don't "want" to kiss "Lob Lo". 16 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,843 In the mouth of the "cücsöli"... 17 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:55,472 It's strange that Kripke it rattles even in thought. 18 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,099 Okay, okay! 19 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,850 Find out where we are 20 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:01,270 and what should we do to reach our goal. 21 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,814 "What a woman needs"! Mel Gibson! 22 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,816 Mel Gibson didn't marry Phoebe Cates. 23 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,985 No, but in the movie he is a mind reader. 24 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,820 And we became them too. 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,282 I was left alone. 26 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,284 We're listening, Stuart! 27 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,745 So the machine's instruction manual 28 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:22,040 a message from someone who wants to help. 29 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:23,709 "Generous." 30 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:28,088 "I'm in Plofessol at Sztenfold, though a comic impostor is playing for me." 31 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,923 Will you take over, Kripke? 32 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,550 No, you're good. 33 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,219 But if you say "failure", I will make fun of you. 34 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,387 Thank you! 35 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:40,809 According to the description, we don't know restore the main universe, 36 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,353 because we're going all the way to the side, 37 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,356 and a fourth dimensional axis we should follow. 38 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,609 - The time? - The time. 39 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,153 Time just goes on, goes on... 40 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,822 Into the future... 41 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,408 - Really? - Sorry. 42 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,869 What a determined boyfriend I have! 43 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,538 Well, according to Denise, I'm determined. 44 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,582 Okay, boss, what do we do? 45 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:07,878 The Leonard/Sheldon machine is not final like this. It needs government. 46 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,004 For government? 47 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:12,382 not literally only for a control structure, 48 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,719 which takes you there where everything was still fine. 49 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,721 It is unfortunate that "Lédió Sekk" went bankrupt. 50 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,765 "Lédió Sekk..." 51 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,308 Hey! 52 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,477 Sorry. But it's hard to stop. 53 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,229 listen "don't think pink elephant". 54 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,649 - Pink elephant. - Right? 55 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,319 Kripke! Where could we find such a thing? 56 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:36,365 It doesn't even bother me that he doesn't have a chin. I want a child from him. 57 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,242 - Seriously? - I wouldn't think if I didn't want to. 58 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:44,956 I know the solution! We're up to something from a satellite "contlollel". 59 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,958 And where did we find a satellite controller? 60 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,419 I know. Caltech is a "Mechanical Engineering Challenge". 61 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,088 Great! Then let's go there. 62 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,756 "Lemek", "akkol" let's go there. 63 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,841 - You are childish! - You are a "girly guy"! 64 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,218 Asshead. 65 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,303 DO NOT JUMP! 66 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,639 HAVE FUN! 67 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,684 OUR SOMMELIER FOR THIS PART 68 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,228 A 2019 one RECOMMEND CHÂTEAUNEUF-DE-PAPE 69 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,318 THE ACIDITY OF YOUR LIGHT GOES WELL WITH SATIRE 70 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,070 IF YOU CAN'T SPEND ON SOMETHING 71 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,406 POUR ETHYL ALCOHOL INTO A WATERMELON 72 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,533 EVERYTHING IS FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING 73 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,993 BUT YOU'RE JUST EATING! 74 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,790 STUART AGAINST THE UNIVERSE 75 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,126 SPOILER: THE DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS YOU WILL RECEIVE FEE 76 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,549 CALIFORNIA TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY 77 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:40,887 MS. NOWITZKI 78 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,264 What can I help you with? 79 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:46,143 We're looking for Howard Wolowitz. Howard is an aeronautical engineer. 80 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,477 One moment! 81 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:51,106 You smell just like my mother. 82 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,567 - Do you command? - You heard that right. 83 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:56,570 Finish it, Kripke! 84 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:00,949 Howard Wolowitz is not here. 85 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,993 - Are you sure? - One moment! 86 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,580 Of course I don't do anything, I'm just being polite. 87 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,082 Well, there is no Howard Wolowitz. 88 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,836 - Would you wait a moment? - Of course. I'll be here. 89 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,088 Until the day I die, because my husband is a drummer, 90 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,591 and only I have a regular income. 91 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:22,471 - Doesn't Howard work here? - Maybe it doesn't exist in this world. 92 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,474 Found. No trace of it anywhere on the internet. 93 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,683 Keep looking! 94 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:32,022 Heavens! I would love to take you home I would tear off his "luha", 95 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,984 I would love it and I would hum until he got off me. 96 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,486 Phew! 97 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,697 Pass. I don't see Howard Wolowitz anywhere. 98 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,783 - We can screw this up! - We can screw this up! 99 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,993 - Honey, we heard. - Honey, we heard. 100 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,580 Moment! I found Bernadette Rostenkowski! 101 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,956 He might know something. 102 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,792 It's worth a try. 103 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,336 Hi! 104 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:55,837 Hi! 105 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:59,007 Would you like to be disappointed in me? 106 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,642 MISS BERNADETTE'S ACADEMY OF DANCE 107 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,894 What the hell got into you? 108 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,480 Let's go! Put your feet up! 109 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,609 What is this, a bunch of baby hippos? 110 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,152 Kill me, you bitch! 111 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,112 Do you think the same about your mother? 112 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:24,574 I see not a microbiologist in this world. 113 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,160 Your mind is as sharp as a razor blade. 114 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,453 Barry, seriously? 115 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,372 This is what my mind is constantly thinking about. 116 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,123 Oh well! Rest! 117 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:35,210 Drinks! Drink vodka! It doesn't excite me. 118 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,838 can i help 119 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,506 Don't you know us? 120 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,552 Were we in rehab together? Because it flows together. 121 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,637 Are you Bernadette Rostenkowski? 122 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,807 My maiden name. My maiden name is Bernadette Seggfej. 123 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:53,311 And Mr. Asshole's real name isn't it Howard Wolowitz? 124 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,605 - Who? - The guy is a "presiding officer". 125 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,941 A small "Celtic font" of a "mushroom flizz". 126 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,819 - Are you secretly selling cocaine? - No. 127 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,071 - I don't know him. - What happened to you? 128 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,657 I'll tell you what happened, Bigfoot. 129 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:10,245 My alcoholic mother he wanted to live his dreams through me, 130 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:14,207 that's why he dragged me to beauty contests, stuffed with berries to lose weight. 131 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,711 I ended up being Miss California sponsored by Quiznos. 132 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,212 Mourning. 133 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,256 Quiz! Yummy! 134 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,801 And now I teach hysterical chits to dance unnecessarily 135 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,596 because these will only squirm on the bar! 136 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,014 - Oh, no! - What? 137 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,141 - Mom! - Shut up! 138 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,853 Well, sorry to keep you up. 139 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,522 Too bad you didn't strangle me. 140 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,027 Have a nice day! 141 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,699 Okay, hopeful anorexics, let's continue! 142 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,243 QUIZ 143 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:56,750 Imagine if you were a telepath you can talk with your mouth full. 144 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,543 "Generous!" 145 00:06:58,627 --> 00:06:59,878 Watch this! 146 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:05,091 If you are a telepath, you can talk with your mouth full. 147 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,218 Yeah, I got it. 148 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,220 - Pipe! - Where have you been? 149 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,014 We need to get into "Caltechle". 150 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,642 - Sorry, we just had sex. - Stuart! 151 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,352 They would have read my mind. 152 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,187 Thank you, that will be enough. 153 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,773 It was fantastic! I guessed your thoughts! 154 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,776 It was wonderful! Without questions and taboos. 155 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,195 You won't believe what I found! 156 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,488 I believe it. 157 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,158 Well, what's the plan? 158 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,996 Simple. We break into the engineering faculty, and we steal what we need. 159 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,540 Francot is simple! We can't break in. 160 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:41,169 And even if it did, we don't know what we're looking for. 161 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:44,172 And if we knew then we wouldn't even be able to buy it! 162 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,175 But if we installed it, we wouldn't know how it works! 163 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,678 But if we get in, we'll find what we need, 164 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:53,723 install it and find that it works, then we don't even know where we are going! 165 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:55,600 Have a question? 166 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,019 We know everything. 167 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,648 How long are we fooling ourselves? 168 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,359 In a telepathic world we cannot "marry" anyone. 169 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,610 There must be a solution. 170 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,946 "Store"! Think of it as an "imagination"! 171 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,489 Treff triple. 172 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,865 "Tleff is dense". 173 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,325 Let's try again! 174 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,119 Leather Jack. 175 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,662 Bert, enough! 176 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,498 We should cover it up somehow our thoughts. 177 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,166 Like Magneto's helmet. 178 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:24,754 Good heavens, another "picturesque" piece of crap! Kill me! 179 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,506 - Oh, welcome. - It would be nice! 180 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,091 I'll take it! 181 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,511 Shame on you! 182 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:36,307 I wasn't specifically referring to the helmet. just for some thought blocker. 183 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,603 Maybe we should meditate! Let our monkey brain be silent! 184 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,523 - It's worth a try. - Okay. On it! 185 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,108 - From me. - Why not? 186 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:53,450 Then close your eyes, and breathe! 187 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,368 In... 188 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,454 and who. 189 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,040 Bullshit! It won't work anyway. 190 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:02,917 After two yoga classes I imagine myself as Deepak Chopra. 191 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,211 Since the cow world my digestion is not good. 192 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,839 These many universes it's bad for my gut. 193 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,966 In the end, travel always wears you out. 194 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,386 I ate a hot dog and I looked at them as pure fools. 195 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,930 But they are not stupid! It was very delicious! 196 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:19,559 I am not equal to my thoughts. I know I have a "slice" in me, 197 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,062 and I "slice" the linen "bedclothes". 198 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:25,190 Shit! Lady Macbeth! My Fair Lady! 199 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,693 Ladies and gentlemen, I have to hold back a puki. 200 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,028 Inhalation... 201 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,529 My father loved that Datsun. 202 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,365 Ecc-pecc, you can go out... Nah-nah, I smell people! 203 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,326 How did I come up with this? 204 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,244 I forgot to bring the laundry! 205 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,164 Well, let's forget about meditation. Do we have other plans? 206 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,507 I don't think it will work anyway. 207 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,467 Do you know of a better thought blocker? 208 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,429 I already guessed. 209 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,682 One, two, duh, and! 210 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,151 We listened to this in the car. Catchy. 211 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,986 Oh, it happens to me too. 212 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:19,828 What can I help you with? 213 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,789 You may remember we were here recently. 214 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,459 I take so many sedatives that I don't write anything down. 215 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,087 Yes, how about! I'm really glad. 216 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,257 So David Saltzberg sent me from UCLA, 217 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,926 to bring this up to the engineering faculty. 218 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,470 - Go up! Straight. - Thank you! 219 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,235 The mechanic is "loitering" at the end of the corridor. 220 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,653 Do you know what we're looking for? 221 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,322 A "validable" Impedance is "a dream come true with control". 222 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,241 I'm just messing around. 223 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,994 Fast! Sing something! 224 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,543 Enough! 225 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,505 What the hell? 226 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,590 Get out of here! 227 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,510 "Let's go", after them! 228 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,857 Out of the way! 229 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,866 - Fire the scientist! Fire the scientist! - Hey, hey! Can we talk? 230 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,750 Yummy! 231 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,060 who are you 232 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,520 - Oh wait! - Sorry. 233 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,523 - Go on! - Okay. 234 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,818 who are you 235 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,362 I asked! 236 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,571 Okay, you go! 237 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,157 - That takes a while. - Yes. 238 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,994 you are the one who came to my shop? 239 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,872 I thought it was you who came to my shop. 240 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,166 Okay, okay. Before we continue, 241 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,542 let me... 242 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,545 - You are a very handsome hapsi! - Thanks, you too. 243 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,634 We don't have time for that now! We must save the universe! 244 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,094 And who doesn't? 245 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:45,473 Another Stuart said, only I can fix it. 246 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,809 You cheated me well because... Tada! 247 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,019 We have the machine! 248 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,854 Here too! 249 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,023 Well, that's unpleasant. 250 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,110 I think there are several possibilities. 251 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,153 I'm listening to you, old man! 252 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,991 The original Stuart distrusted the first Stuart, 253 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:06,119 and sent another Stuart from another world 254 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,871 to be ready as a safeguard. 255 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,456 - Smart idea! - Or... 256 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,376 Enough of this! every minute which we spend in discussion 257 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,254 the fabric of reality it's getting more and more stretched! 258 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,802 Bring the plane! 259 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,015 Don't make it difficult! 260 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,727 - What did you do? - I'm not involved. 261 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,604 Let's follow them! 262 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,609 And now? 263 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:40,987 I'm hungry. 264 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,251 Let's get out of here! Let's get out of here! 265 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,838 Attention! 266 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,055 Oh, don't... 267 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,891 Do you mean "oh neehehehe"? 268 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,145 Hey, hey... 269 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,862 Hungarian text: Mihály Laki June