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("STARSTRUCK" PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
Christopher Wilde!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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CHRISTOPHER: (SINGING)
Every girl, every boy
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-They got your posters on their walls
-Yeah
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Photographs, autographs
Soon as you step out the door
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-You will meet the applause
-Yeah
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Paparazzis hiding in the bushes
Trying to make a dollar
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Wanna be you, when they see you
They scream out loud
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Starstruck camera flashes
Cover of magazines
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Starstruck designer sunglasses
Living the dream as a teen
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Driving fancy cars Hollywood Boulevard
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Hear the crowd calling your name yeah!
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Starstruck! Prepare to get Starstruck!
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All right!
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Yeah!
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Starstruck
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Yeah! Yeah!
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-As soon as you move
-They gonna talk about it
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-In the paper, the news
-They gonna talk about it
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'Cause you're on the A-list
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You better believe it
You better believe it yeah...
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SARA: I just love Christopher Wilde.
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'Cause you're in the top spot
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And nothing can stop ya
And nothing can stop ya ♪
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Jessica!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Sara.
Am I blocking your view
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-of what's his name?
-Mm-hmm.
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Move it or lose it, sister.
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Sara, Jessica. Suitcases.
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Come pick out your clothes and get packed.
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We're leaving for the airport
right after school tomorrow.
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Ew. Ew. In less than 24 hours,
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I'll be in Los Angeles
where Christopher lives.
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What if he picks me up at the airport?
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Why would he do that?
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(SCOFFS) I'm an original member
of his fan club.
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I follow his minute-by-minute blog posts,
and I text him every day.
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Trust me, he wants to meet me.
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Is it too late for me to be an only child?
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-Yes.
-Then can I please stay home?
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-No.
-Why not?
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Because your grandmother
hasn't seen you in two years.
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Plus, you're a minor and it's illegal.
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Everybody, shh!
There's more about Christopher.
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The fabulous Christopher Wilde
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picked up six
Music Association Awards last night,
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just in time for his new CD, Real Wilde,
to drop, wow, double platinum.
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I caught up with our favorite pop star
on the red carpet.
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Well, first I'd love to say
thank you so much for buying the records
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and coming to my concerts.
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You're the reason I love what I do.
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You're the best fans
in the world. Thank you.
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(CLICKS TONGUE) He is such
an amazing person.
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-He's definitely not amazing.
-Um, he is amazing.
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And if you knew him like I know him,
you wouldn't say that.
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Hello? We live in Michigan.
You don't know him.
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But I do.
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I know everything about him.
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I know where he works...
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eats...
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shops...
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surfs...
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-and parties.
-(REVVING ENGINE)
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-(LAUGHING) You ready to party?
-Absolutely.
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Well, let's do it!
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STUBBY: You know, out of all of your cars,
Angelina's my favorite.
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-CHRISTOPHER: Angelina?
-Yeah. I mean, look at her.
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Hey, does that new valet
look a little shifty to you?
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-No. Not really.
-He looks a little shifty to me.
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Come on, Stubby.
Let's find you a real girl.
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That is a real girl.
Oh, wow. Look who it is.
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Christopher Wilde's girlfriend,
the fantabulous, fabulous Alexis Bender!
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-Hi, sweetie.
-Hi.
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-Stubby.
-Yeah.
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You look beautiful tonight.
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I know. Wait until you see
what I'm wearing tomorrow.
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-Tomorrow?
-Tomorrow?
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My birthday?
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Baby, you promised
you were gonna sing.
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Right. Hey, I'll be there. Absolutely.
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Okay. Wait.
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-Something's wrong.
-Yeah, you're here.
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What? It's guys' night out!
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Where are the paparazzi?
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Oh, you did not blog again, did you?
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(LAUGHING)
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-There he is. Let's run.
-ALEXIS: That's so weird. Hi.
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(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING)
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-MAN 1: Look right here.
-MAN 2: Just like that.
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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All right, back up. Back...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Back up! Back up!
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Okay, back up, back up,
back up, back up!
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-Come on.
-PAPARAZZI: What? Calm down.
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-(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
-SARA: You're not invited.
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Everybody's invited, Sara.
It's an all-school dance.
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The operative word being "Dance". (LAUGHS)
Embarrassing.
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Don't worry. I'm just going there
to cover it for the school paper.
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Oh.
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Oh, are you bringing your camera
with you to California?
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AJ, of course I am.
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Because we still need pics
of Christopher Wilde!
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Talking, walking, singing, dancing,
moving, breathing.
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Why are you both so hung up on this guy?
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-"This guy"?
-SARA: Mm-hmm.
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-Now you see what I live with?
-Poor you.
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Little sister, when we go to California,
you can play shuffleboard with Grandma,
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but I'm going to meet Christopher Wilde.
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And just how are you planning to do that?
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AJ: Well, we've mapped out
his every move for the past 18 months.
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SARA: Mm-hmm. I know when and where
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he's likely to be
every second of every day.
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About the time we leave for Los Angeles,
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he'll be having his daily meeting
with his managers.
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(BOTH SIGHING)
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-He's late.
-DANIEL: Oh, he'll be here.
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-You need to manage him better.
-Hello, we both manage him.
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He needs to know opportunities
like this don't come every day.
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-He knows. He's not a kid.
-Yo. What's up?
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-You're late.
-Sorry, Mom.
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-How you doing, Son?
-Great, great. Excited.
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Oh, honey, honey, honey.
You could have cleaned up a little bit.
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What? I'm... (SNIFFING)
I'm totally clean.
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(SIGHING) He looks like a street kid,
not a movie star.
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He looks fine. Just be yourself,
Christopher.
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-All right.
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
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He's here.
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All right. This is it, bud.
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Your chance at what we've always wanted.
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-Alan, please come in.
-Sherry. Daniel!
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-Great place you got here.
-Oh, actually it's Christopher's.
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We just kind of work here.
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-All right. Christopher Wilde.
-Hey, Mr. Smith.
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-My daughters are big fans of yours.
-Oh, great.
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-Wow! This is great.
-Please.
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-I love this. I love this.
-(SHERRY LAUGHING)
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Rock and roll! Hello, Cleveland!
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Awesome. Got this album at the house.
Girls love this.
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Something Wilde. All right, you know,
now let's get right to the point.
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Let's get right to it.
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I've been watching you
and I like what I see.
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You are a talented, talented kid.
He's a talented kid.
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-You sing, you dance. I hope you can act.
-Yeah.
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Because I like you for this movie.
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-Thank you, sir. I mean, coming from you,
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this would be an honor to...
I mean, to work with someone...
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But my people don't necessarily
agree with me.
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See, all they see is a spoiled punk
who likes to tangle with the paparazzi.
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(ALAN SCOFFING)
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Alan, you know how the tabloids are.
They manipulate photos...
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Daniel, I get it. I get it.
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Look, all I'm saying, kid,
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is a chance like this
comes along once in a lifetime,
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and I wanna give you a shot,
but you have to prove
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that you're a serious and committed actor.
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-How do I do that?
-On Monday, I'm gonna meet with my people,
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try and sell them on you.
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In the meantime,
you keep your face out of the tabloids.
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No press, good or bad. Okay?
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-I can do that.
-In fact, stay home.
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-All right.
-Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
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(SIGHING) You're such a dork.
You brought homework?
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Uh, no. It's called reading.
You should try it sometime.
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What? I read.
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-This? It's all pictures.
-Don't touch that!
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-Gladly.
-(SARA SIGHS)
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What's taking them so long?
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Just get me a car already
so I can go meet Christopher Wilde.
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-Uh, Sara. You can't drive.
-Yes, I can. License.
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Uh, no, you can't. Sign.
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SARA: "You must be
at least 25-years-old to drive
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"or rent a car
from Los Angeles Car Rental"?
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What?
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-How am I supposed to do what I wanna do?
-And what would that be?
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(EXCLAIMS) Take Jessica sightseeing.
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Well, I think your grandma's
got a car you can borrow.
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(SIGH) Sweet.
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See what I mean? Mom, be careful!
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-Oh. Here comes the cavalry.
-You could fall and break a hip.
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Oh, now, Barbara. Calm down.
Howard had my back. Hi.
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We take care of each other.
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Oh.
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Okay then.
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-Grandma!
-Oh, Jessica! Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
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-I've missed you so much.
-Oh, ditto.
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Oh, Sara. You can take her
for a spin if you want to.
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Just gave her a tune-up.
She runs like a top.
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Oh, yeah, a super-ugly top
you'd never want to be seen in.
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Does that mean you'll be joining us
for shuffleboard?
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(LAUGHING)
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Sara out! (BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Grandma says stop pacing.
You're creating a draught.
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I just got a call from AJ.
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She just had a chat about a text
quoting a blog about Christopher Wilde.
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He's singing tonight at Alexis Bender's
birthday party. I have to go!
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-Good luck convincing Mom and Dad of that.
-(EXCLAIMS)
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-Go with me.
-No.
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-Uh-huh! They'll let me go if you go, too.
-How many times do I have to say this?
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I'm not interested in meeting
a stupid celebrity.
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I mean, I am sick and tired
of Christopher Wilde.
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-He's all you talk about.
-I'll shut up.
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-What?
-If you go with me,
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and I meet Christopher Wilde,
I'll stop talking about him...
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-for the rest of the trip.
-How about the rest of your life?
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-Please?
-FEMALE VOICE: (SINGING) Switch it up
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What are you doing?
This is a no-parking zone.
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When one person stays in the car,
it's not parking. It's waiting.
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-We'll get a ticket.
-(SARA GRUNTING)
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Just get behind the wheel!
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-Do it!
-Okay!
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(SINGING) Every boy, every girl
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They got your posters
On their wall yeah! ♪
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(SIGHS) I don't know about this, man.
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-(SCOFFS) Nah, it'll be fine.
-We shouldn't even be here.
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I mean, we should be at home,
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chilling at that party
your parents are throwing.
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Since when do you want
to party with my parents?
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Are you kidding?
The caterer's from Argentina.
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There's gonna be steak for dessert.
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Tempting, but I promised Alexis
I'd sing at her birthday.
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-I'm not going to let her down.
-You and your stupid friendship rules!
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Yeah, they work for you, don't they?
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Stay at my house for free,
eat my food, drive my cars...
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Okay, okay.
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And in return, you get to hang out
with myself, Albert J. Stubbins.
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-Best friend since fourth grade.
-Yeah. Works for me, too, Stubs.
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(GRUNTS) Oh! Let's do this.
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SARA: He's here.
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Just stay here.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Alexis! Baby! Happy Birthday.
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-Where's Christopher?
-Oh. He couldn't make it.
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-He's at home eating steak.
-Alexis, where's your boyfriend?
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Come on. Let's go have some fun.
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-SARA: Stubby!
-STUBBY: What?
236
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I'm so sorry I'm late! Come on!
237
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,320
-Do you know her?
-Not yet.
238
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Great. I'm gonna be here forever.
239
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,280
CHRISTOPHER: Thanks.
240
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,120
STUBBS: Looks like we pulled it off.
241
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,800
What would you do without me?
242
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DJ: Our birthday girl in the VIP section,
243
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Alexis Bender,
has a special guest tonight.
244
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Christopher Wilde.
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-(GASPS) I knew it.
246
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SARA: (GRUNTS) Excuse me.
247
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(SARA GROANS)
248
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(SINGING) No you can't see me
No you can't be me
249
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You know I'm on my game
That's when I'm in my shades
250
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,560
See the cameras flashing
In the party and it's time for action
251
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,120
You're the main attraction
Hey in my shades
252
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,280
Pull up to the spot looking hot
Everybody knows
253
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,840
Don't got no stress
And my haircut's fresh
254
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,280
So fly in my fancy clothes yeah
255
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,360
They wanna take my picture
Watch out those lights'll get ya
256
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,880
And they calling your name
That's when I'm putting on my frames
257
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,440
I tell 'em watch me now
Little mama how ya like me now?
258
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:18,040
On the dance floor we can work it out
And bring this whole place down
259
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,120
Better stand up, hands up
B boy in my stance like and what?
260
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,200
So get on the floor
Show 'em what you came here for!
261
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,400
No you can't see me no you can't be me
262
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,880
You know I'm on my game
That's when I'm in my shades
263
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,960
See the cameras flashing
In the party and it's time for action
264
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,160
You're the main attraction
Hey in my shades
265
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,320
(RAPPING) You wanna watch me watch this
And when you watch TV watch Chris
266
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,040
'Bout to have the whole place jumpin'
267
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,560
Cameras flash and you know
The bass bumpin'
268
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,560
Shades on like a rock star
And I'm bustin' out the best moves so far
269
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,640
Feel the air from the speakers
So, so fresh from my hair to my sneakers
270
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,960
Turn the beat up on the radio
271
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,400
I'mma keep my frames on
Till I'm ready go, go
272
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,640
Going gone I is you ain't never
Ever heard a song like this
273
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,000
If you ain't know better get some ideas
274
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,320
Baby, you should holla
At ya boy right here
275
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,680
And if the girl wanna get crazed
You can find me in my shades
276
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,040
(ALL CHEERING)
277
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:21,040
(SINGING) No you can't see me
No you can't be me
278
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:25,160
You know I'm on my game
That's when I'm in my shades
279
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:29,200
See the cameras flashing
In the party and it's time for action
280
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:33,360
You're the main attraction
Hey in my shades
281
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Yeah ♪
282
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DJ ON RADIO: As we're rolling up
on the midnight hour,
283
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,960
get ready for 55 minutes
of your favorite music.
284
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,040
And for those of you that haven't won
anything from us recently, stay tuned.
285
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,160
We got tickets to give away,
we got T-shirts, we got concerts.
286
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,640
Up next, some of your favorite music.
287
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,560
(ALL APPLAUDING)
288
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,200
Happy birthday, Alexis.
289
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,040
-Good night, everybody.
-(ALL CHEERING)
290
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,120
SARA: Excuse me. Move!
291
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,720
No. Oh, no!
292
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,240
(SIGHS)
293
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,720
(CARS HONKING)
294
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,600
(JESSICA GRUNTS)
295
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,560
-Oh!
-Ow!
296
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,360
-Did I just hit you?
-No, the door hit me by itself.
297
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,520
-Oh, this is not good.
-For you or for me?
298
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,480
'Cause right now
it feels a lot worse for me.
299
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,040
-This is really not good.
-Wait.
300
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,480
You're Chris...
301
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,560
I'll give you front-row tickets
to my next concert
302
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,400
-if you don't scream my name.
-I don't want to see your stupid concert.
303
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,720
-Ow!
-Okay. I need to get you to a doctor.
304
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,040
Oh, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
305
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,440
No, get this hand. This hand.
There we go. Come on. Just...
306
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,800
-JESSICA: What about Sara?
-Who's Sara?
307
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,240
JESSICA: My sister. She's up in the club.
308
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,280
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! What happened?
-Look, help now. Questions later.
309
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,640
-Okay.
-CHRISTOPHER: Just get her in the car.
310
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,800
-Who is this?
-Seat belt.
311
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,480
-What is your name?
-Jessica.
312
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,440
(CLEARS THROAT) Well...
313
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,200
-it's nice to meet you, Jessica.
-Oh, I can think of nicer ways.
314
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,440
I'm not feeling too hot.
315
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,520
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Do not hurl in Britney, okay?
316
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,280
-I just got her detailed.
-Okay.
317
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:58,280
Oh, no, those are my favorite shoes!
318
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,240
I'll buy you new ones. Door.
319
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,680
Keys.
320
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,280
Just make sure her sister Sara
gets home okay.
321
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,840
Just don't tell anyone about this.
322
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,560
(GROANS) I got to get some new shoes!
323
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,400
(CAR ENGINE REVS)
324
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,640
Follow the light with your eyes.
325
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,840
Well, I've done a thorough exam,
and the CT scan was normal.
326
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,520
Everything looks good.
327
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,160
-So she's okay?
-Out.
328
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,640
There's no sign of head trauma,
329
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,120
and I'm absolutely certain
you don't have a concussion.
330
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,480
How come I threw up?
331
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,880
Maybe it was something you ate.
332
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,520
Or maybe it was a reaction
to meeting that doofus.
333
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,720
-It's a curtain, Sanjay. I can hear you.
-No, no, you can't.
334
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,240
-You two know each other?
-Yeah. He's my sister's husband.
335
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,880
So I can go now?
336
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,440
Yes, but I want you to put an ice pack
on that bump until you get home.
337
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,200
-I'll be right back.
-Okay.
338
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,320
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
339
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,720
-You gonna answer that?
-Oh, right. Just...
340
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,560
Hello, Mom? What?
341
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,640
Who?
342
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,200
Where? Now?
343
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,360
Yes! Right now!
We thought he wasn't coming,
344
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,640
but he just showed up
with your two biggest fans.
345
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,600
Look, you promised him you were
gonna stay home this weekend.
346
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,440
It's up to you to fix this, Christopher.
347
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,320
Okay. Just stall them.
I will be right there.
348
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,160
-Sherry!
-Alan!
349
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,680
Where is he?
350
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,400
-That might be a problem.
-Why?
351
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,840
My waiting room is filled with big guys
with big cameras.
352
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,880
You... The paparazzi found me?
353
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,640
Okay, Sanjay,
what kind of car you driving?
354
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,920
Nothing you'd be interested in.
355
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,280
I'm still paying off
six years of medical school.
356
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,440
-CHRISTOPHER: Perfect. How about a trade?
-No.
357
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,320
Only happens once.
358
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,880
-Okay.
-Mm-hmm.
359
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,600
-(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
-(EXCLAIMS) Are you sure this is safe?
360
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,360
-I'm pretty sure.
-(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
361
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,440
-I'm pretty sure it's not!
-Just calm down, okay?
362
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,640
I don't wanna calm down!
I wanna go home! Okay?
363
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,480
-Ow! What is wrong with you?
-What's wrong with me?
364
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,480
Nothing. Nothing. I'm looking forward
to being grounded until I'm 30!
365
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,640
That why you're so crabby?
366
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,520
-I'm not crabby!
-Oh, not crabby. Defensive.
367
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,400
-I am not defensive.
-See?
368
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,280
You disagree with everything I say.
369
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,520
-Do not!
-Do, too!
370
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,400
-Just take me home!
-I will!
371
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,880
First we need to make one
teeny-tiny little stop.
372
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,320
(SCOFFING) You've got to be kidding.
373
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,560
-You live here?
-Yeah, why?
374
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,920
-CHRISTOPHER: Go, go, go.
-What are you doing?
375
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,320
CHRISTOPHER: Gotta go upstairs.
376
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,280
-JESSICA: Stop pulling me!
-I'm sorry. I just...
377
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,400
Wait, where are we going? Christopher!
378
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,760
-I'm sorry. I just don't know...
-Don't know where to hide me?
379
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,960
No, I'm not hiding you.
380
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,680
It's just that I don't want these
particular people to see you right now.
381
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,320
And because I'm not a movie star.
382
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,480
No! Okay, because I don't want anyone
asking questions and neither do you.
383
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,320
Who is she? Where'd you meet?
You two dating?
384
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:07,000
-Dating?
-Yeah, they make stuff up. Come on.
385
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,320
-The guestroom. Be my guest.
-(CHUCKLES)
386
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,600
-Do I have a choice?
-Not really. I'll be right back.
387
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,360
Just stay.
388
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,720
Woof.
389
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,360
Good to see you.
390
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,480
I'm glad you came. Thanks for coming.
391
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,560
Hey! Hey, how are you? So nice to see you.
392
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,480
Looking good, buddy.
393
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,680
-Hey.
-Hey, Mom.
394
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,560
-How you doing, bud?
-Good to see you.
395
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,480
-Christopher, my daughters.
-Yeah. What's up?
396
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,800
They wanted
to ask you something.
397
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,960
Can you sing us a song?
398
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,760
Absolutely.
Got something new I'm working on.
399
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,960
-Grab me a stool?
-DANIEL: Sure.
400
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,040
-SHERRY: You know where your guitar is?
-Of course.
401
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,520
You're gonna love this.
402
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,920
Uh, hey, everybody.
403
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,000
Uh, this is a little something
I'm working on for my next album.
404
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,800
I hope you like it.
405
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,040
(PLAYING GUITAR)
406
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,600
Ay...
407
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:23,760
I'm no superman I can't take your hand
408
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:29,080
And fly you anywhere you wanna go, yeah
409
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:34,760
I can't read your mind
Like a billboard sign
410
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:39,040
And tell you everything you want to hear
411
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:44,560
But I'll be your hero
412
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:51,800
'Cause I, I can be everything you need
If you're the one for me
413
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,920
Like gravity I'll be unstoppable
414
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,960
I, yeah, I believe in destiny
415
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:06,680
I may be an ordinary guy
With heart and soul
416
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:13,520
But if you're the one for me
Then I'll be your hero
417
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:21,800
Oh I'll be your hero yeah
418
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:29,040
I'll be your hero so incredible
Some kind of miracle
419
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:36,120
That when it's meant to be
I'll become a hero oh
420
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:43,000
So I'll wait, wait, wait, wait for you
421
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:50,160
Yeah I'll be a hero yeah
422
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:57,200
'Cause I, I can be everything you need
If you're the one for me
423
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,640
Like gravity, I'll be unstoppable
424
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:06,160
I, yeah, I believe in destiny
425
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:11,920
I may be an ordinary guy
With heart and soul
426
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:18,960
But if you're the one for me
I'll be your hero
427
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:25,160
Yeah, yeah, I'll be your hero
428
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:31,560
Yeah, I'll be your hero
429
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,040
-Hero ♪
-(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
430
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,560
Great. Great.
431
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,240
ALAN: So, girls, am I the greatest Dad
in the world or what?
432
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,560
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
433
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,800
Hey! Where you going?
434
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,720
Anywhere but here.
435
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:11,120
-What did I do now?
-You said you'd take me home. When?
436
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,200
Pick a car. I'll take you home.
437
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,760
-No!
-Fine, we'll walk.
438
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,600
-Where does Grandma live again?
-Hollywood.
439
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,600
Oh, that's great.
We'll get there on Tuesday.
440
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,920
-(SIGHS) Okay.
-Okay?
441
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,280
But here are the rules.
442
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,680
You drive me straight there, drop me off,
443
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,040
and then you come back
to your fabulous life.
444
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,960
What's the purpose of that?
I don't get it.
445
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,720
Why does she do this?
446
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,800
(ENGINE REVVING)
447
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,040
("SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE" PLAYING)
448
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,240
(SINGING) There's something
About the sunshine baby
449
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,880
-I'm seeing you in a whole new light
-Really?
450
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,600
-What? I thought you'd like it.
-(CHUCKLES) Let me guess.
451
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,240
You thought I'd be dying to ride
in a car with Christopher Wilde
452
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,320
as he sings to one of his big hits.
453
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,800
A fan's dream come true!
454
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,800
There's just one problem.
455
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,040
-Which is?
-I'm not your fan.
456
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,600
You don't... (CLEARING THROAT)
You don't like my music?
457
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,680
No, I like your music.
I'm just not crazy about you.
458
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,200
-But you don't even know me.
-Precisely.
459
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,120
I think if you...
I think if you did know me,
460
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,120
-you'd really like me.
-Oh, turn here.
461
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,240
("SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE"
CONTINUES PLAYING)
462
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,200
(TIRES SCREECHING)
463
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,960
(CHRISTOPHER SIGHS)
464
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,800
-Thanks for the ride.
-Hey, look, Jessica.
465
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,400
-Look, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
-Noted. Are we done now?
466
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,240
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I guess we're done.
-Good.
467
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,240
Okay, bye.
468
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,120
Oh, great.
469
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,720
(SIGHS)
470
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,920
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
471
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,880
Go away.
472
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,080
Look, I'll give you $5,000
if you do me this favor.
473
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,120
It's not a favor if you pay for it.
474
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,920
So is that a yes?
475
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,480
-(JESSICA GRUNTING)
-(CHRISTOPHER GRUNTING)
476
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,960
CHRISTOPHER: You know,
you can help a little.
477
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,440
JESSICA: No, this car wouldn't
be moving if I wasn't pushing it.
478
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,320
You'll be out of here
before morning, right?
479
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,880
Yes. Hopefully no one will ever know
I was here.
480
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,320
I'll know.
481
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,280
-Thank you. Thanks a lot.
-Yeah.
482
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,400
Hey, is there anything up there
that I can wear
483
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,800
so when I do leave,
the paparazzi won't recognize me?
484
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,160
You can look in those.
485
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,440
So, is all this really necessary?
486
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,840
Yes. Clearly you don't understand.
They're everywhere.
487
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,440
(SCOFFS) Paranoid.
488
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,480
-You know what? Just forget it.
-Love to.
489
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,960
Well?
490
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,360
That was my grandpa's hat.
491
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,920
He used to wear it
when he took me fishing.
492
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,800
Oh, wow. I'm sorry. Here.
493
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,520
No. You keep it.
It looks kind of good on you.
494
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,520
Thanks.
495
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,200
-Anything else?
-No. No, I'm cool.
496
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,400
Yeah. So cool
you're sleeping in your car.
497
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,240
Jessica.
498
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,040
-Stop doing that!
-What am I doing?
499
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,880
Oh, you know exactly what you're doing.
In fact, I bet you do it all the time.
500
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,360
You give girls that...
501
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,320
that look and expect them to fall for you.
502
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,000
Well, it's not working with me,
so get over it!
503
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,120
Eat up. We're helping Grandma
with some yard work today.
504
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,440
-Hmm. Morning, sunshine.
-Hey.
505
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,560
-Syrup, please.
-DEAN: I didn't see any.
506
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,920
-Mom, got any more syrup?
-Oh, sure. On the shelf in the garage.
507
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,880
I'll get it.
508
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,920
No. I'll get it.
509
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,240
-How was your little cab ride?
-Uh, what cab ride?
510
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,920
Uh, what cab ride? (GRUNTS) I am
this close to meeting Christopher Wilde,
511
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,840
and I have to leave because Stubby
512
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,040
tells me that you decided
to take a cab home.
513
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,480
Oh, that cab.
514
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:39,280
Where did you go? Wait. Don't tell me.
I don't wanna be that bored.
515
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,160
I'll make it up to you.
I'll help you find him.
516
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,120
How are you going to do that?
517
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,320
Let's go, um...
518
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,160
let's go inside and research. Uh,
Mom and Dad don't even need to know.
519
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,280
Mom and Dad don't need to know what?
520
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,000
-Nothing.
-Nothing.
521
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,280
-(SIGHS)
-I don't understand you girls.
522
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,240
-Yeah, great.
-(GRANDMA) Oh, that's wonderful.
523
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,200
Oh, Sara. They're doing a story
on television
524
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,080
about that boy you like so much. In there.
525
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,640
-Oh!
-Yeah.
526
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,520
-No!
-What is with you?
527
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,400
JESSICA: I don't...
528
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,400
Alexis Bender arrived
at her birthday party last night
529
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,120
without her leading man.
530
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,040
Although no one saw him arrive
at the fabulous Club Under 21,
531
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,160
witnesses confirm
that Christopher Wilde did indeed
532
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:42,000
make a secret appearance to sing
for the packed house of well-wishers.
533
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,560
Partygoers say the pop star
left the club immediately
534
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,000
following his performance,
535
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,640
only to magically reappear
at his Beverly Hills mansion
536
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,920
several hours later with a different girl.
537
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,000
My sources tell me this mystery girl
538
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,200
might be stealing the heart
of our favorite pop star.
539
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,320
-Stop! I wanna see that!
-Why? It's all lies. Technically, slander.
540
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,520
Why do you care? You don't even like him.
541
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,360
I care about the truth.
And I'm pretty sure that's not it.
542
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,440
-Girls, knock it off.
-GRANDMA: I know what.
543
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,360
It's a beautiful day. Here.
544
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,560
Take the keys
and go to the beach.
545
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,440
Really? Thanks, Grandma.
546
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,040
Take Jessica with you.
547
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,520
-(GROANS)
-Go.
548
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,480
I thought we were going to Venice.
Why are we in Malibu?
549
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,640
(SIGHS) Because Christopher Wilde
surfs in Malibu.
550
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,400
Today's the day. I can feel it.
He's here somewhere.
551
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,080
I doubt that.
552
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,040
I just hope
he's not with Alexis Bender, who,
553
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,760
-IMHO, is totally not cute enough for him.
-(CHUCKLES)
554
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,560
I wonder what his eyes look like.
Up close.
555
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,240
Blue. Really blue.
556
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,400
Excuse me. Is this seat taken?
557
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,360
No? Oh, okay.
558
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,080
(JESSICA SIGHING)
559
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,440
What a beautiful day.
Isn't it a beautiful day?
560
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,360
Oh, I'm sorry. You were sleeping.
561
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,520
Did I wake you?
562
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,600
No? Oh, then you're awake. Good.
563
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,520
Would you put some sunscreen
on my back?
564
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,800
-How did you know it was me?
-The hat.
565
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,160
-(SNIFFS) Does kind of smell like fish.
-No, I'm pretty sure that's you.
566
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,200
Now, what are you doing here?
567
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,280
What are you doing here? Go home.
568
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,280
-I tried.
-And?
569
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,520
-Nah, you wouldn't understand.
-Oh.
570
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,480
So you think you're so special
that a nobody like me
571
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,640
couldn't possibly understand
how hard it is to be you?
572
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,560
Okay.
573
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,520
There were about 10 paparazzi parked
outside my house with their cameras.
574
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,160
Oh.
575
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,280
Yeah, that is tough.
576
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,680
Not.
577
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,640
See, you don't understand.
578
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,400
I just need to get home in a car
the paparazzi won't recognize.
579
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,760
So what are you driving?
580
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,400
(LAUGHS) Oh, you'd love it.
It's a classic. Really vintage.
581
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,280
Perfect. I could pay you.
582
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,800
-I know that's kind of...
-Stop that!
583
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,840
-Stop what?
-Throwing your money around.
584
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,560
I mean, you still owe me five grand
for staying at Garage de la Grandma.
585
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,600
-Just give me your keys.
-Why?
586
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,880
Well, if you're taking our car,
you can't leave us here without one.
587
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,520
Keys.
588
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:21,800
Come on.
589
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,720
Okay, look, she's a...
590
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,120
She's a 300 and...
591
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,400
Three hundred and thirty-five horsepower,
592
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,720
first generation '69 Tudor
with original paint.
593
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,880
Look, I love Cher, okay?
594
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,560
Cher?
595
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,160
You name your cars?
596
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,720
("SHADES" PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
597
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,240
Christopher, meet Petunia.
598
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,400
You've got to be kidding me.
599
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,760
She runs like a top.
Have her back here in an hour.
600
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,760
Down. Get down.
601
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,560
I can't believe it.
How do they know where to find me?
602
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,440
My sister knows where to find you,
and she's from Kalamazoo.
603
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,760
All right, here. Put these on.
604
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,240
PAPARAZZO 1: He's probably under
an umbrella. Look under an umbrella.
605
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,560
-Now!
-Okay.
606
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:39,960
All right. Get in the car.
607
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,440
(GROANS)
608
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,320
PAPARAZZO 2:
He's got to be around here.
609
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,360
Okay, you really need to stop hitting me.
610
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,640
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Just get in. Get in. Get in!
611
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,360
Quick, buckle up. Put your head down.
612
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,320
-Put your head down. Head down.
-It's down.
613
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,440
-What are you doing?
-I'm looking for something.
614
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,920
Here, put this on.
615
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,840
-What... Why?
-Do it now!
616
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,320
-Come on.
-Okay.
617
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,680
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
618
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,840
You know what? You drive like my grandpa.
619
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,640
And you look like my grandma.
620
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,880
(BOTH LAUGHING)
621
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,840
-Okay.
-Oh, I need my sunglasses back.
622
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,280
Oh, I don't know. I kind of like them.
623
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,440
-I'll give them to you. Later.
-(GASPS) For reals?
624
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,960
Because my friends just won't believe
that I, Jessica Olson,
625
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,960
have an actual pair
of Christopher Wilde sunglasses
626
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,440
worn by Christopher Wilde himself. (GASPS)
627
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,720
Will you autograph them for me?
628
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,360
-Ha-ha. Very funny.
-What?
629
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,000
No, but seriously.
I really want these glasses.
630
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,920
Uh-huh. Give them. Come on.
631
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,440
So, how long do I have to drive
around with you this time?
632
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,920
Only until the paparazzi leave the beach.
633
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,520
-Hey, let's go do something.
-Like what?
634
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,920
Anything. What have you seen
since you've been here?
635
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,720
Nothing. I've been too busy
following you around.
636
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,040
-Really?
-With my sister.
637
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,000
She idolizes you.
638
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,920
I mean, I, on the other hand,
couldn't care less about you
639
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,880
or your city.
640
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,080
I know you don't like me,
but don't take it out on Los Angeles.
641
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,680
This is one of the greatest cities.
642
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,880
-Really?
-In fact, I'll be your tour guide.
643
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,720
-I thought you needed to get home.
-Nah. Take the long way.
644
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,440
("SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE"
PLAYING ON RADIO)
645
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,600
CHRISTOPHER: (SINGING)
Wake up to the blue sky
646
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,360
Grab your shades and let's go for a ride
647
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:18,600
Breakfast by the ocean
We'll do lunch at sunset and vine
648
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,120
-Every day's a dream in California
-Every day's a dream in California
649
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,040
-Every night the stars come out to play
-Every night the stars come out to play
650
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,720
-Wish that I could always
-Wish that I could always
651
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,440
-Feel this way
-Feel this way
652
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,720
-There's something about
-There's something about
653
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,440
-The sunshine baby
-The sunshine baby
654
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,480
-I'm seeing you in a whole new light
-I'm seeing you in a whole new light
655
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:44,960
-Outta this world
-Outta this world
656
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,440
-For the first time baby
-For the first time baby
657
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,000
-Oh it's so right
-Oh it's so right
658
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,400
-There's something about the sunshine
-There's something about the sunshine
659
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,880
-There's something about the sunshine
-There's something about the sunshine
660
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,040
CHRISTOPHER:
In Hollywood, we're rockin'
661
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,000
In Malibu we hang out and chill
662
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:12,480
JESSICA: It's all about the shopping
From Melrose to Beverly Hills
663
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,160
-Everywhere's a scene
-Everywhere's a scene
664
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,120
-and now we're in it
-and now we're in it
665
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,920
-I don't want to paint this town alone
-I don't want to paint this town alone
666
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,000
-When I see you smile
-When I see you smile
667
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:28,040
-I always feel at home
-I always feel at home
668
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,720
-There's something about
-There's something about
669
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,600
-The sunshine baby
-The sunshine baby
670
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,480
-I'm seeing you in a whole new light
-I'm seeing you in a whole new light
671
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,760
-LA's a breeze
-LA's a breeze
672
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,120
-with the palm trees swayin'
-with the palm trees swayin'
673
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,040
-Oh it's so right
-Oh it's so right
674
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,000
CHRISTOPHER: Now that you're here
675
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,880
JESSICA: Now that you're here
676
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,640
CHRISTOPHER: It's suddenly clear
677
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,680
JESSICA: It's suddenly clear
678
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,880
-The sun's coming through
-The sun's coming through
679
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,600
-I never knew
-I never knew
680
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,640
-Whatever I do
-Whatever I do
681
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,440
-It's better with you
-It's better with you
682
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,040
JESSICA: It's better with you
683
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,040
CHRISTOPHER: Yeah, yeah
684
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,040
JESSICA: There's something
About the sunshine baby
685
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,720
CHRISTOPHER:
There's something about it
686
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,000
-I'm seeing you in a whole new light
-Whole new light
687
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,160
Outta this world
688
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,680
-For the first time baby
-Baby
689
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,200
-Oh it's so right
-Oh it's so right
690
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,720
-So right
-So right
691
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,040
-Something about the sunshine baby
-Something about the sunshine baby
692
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,960
-I'm seeing you in a whole new light
-I'm seeing you in a whole new light
693
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,840
-Outta this world
-Outta this world
694
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,920
-For the first time baby
-For the first time baby
695
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,560
-Oh it's so right
-Oh it's so right
696
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,640
There's something about
The sunshine baby
697
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,160
I'm seeing you in a whole new light
698
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,920
-LA's a breeze
-LA's a breeze
699
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,240
-With the palm trees swayin'
-With the palm trees swayin' ♪
700
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,600
What a perfect day.
701
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,280
Not any more.
702
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,840
Man. I need to lose these vans.
703
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:07,960
Okay. Take your next left.
704
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,560
-You're sure?
-Yes.
705
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,080
(RATTLING)
706
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,120
Okay, if you take your next left,
the road loops back to the highway.
707
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,040
Or maybe not.
708
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,880
CHRISTOPHER:
This isn't even a road.
709
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,760
-This is a firebreak, it has to be.
-JESSICA: Just... Just keep driving.
710
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,760
CHRISTOPHER: That last sign said
"Deer crossing." There are no deer.
711
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,920
JESSICA: You know,
you complain more than my sister.
712
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,800
CHRISTOPHER:
Are we on the right road or not?
713
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,160
-Not?
-Show it to me.
714
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,320
No! Keep your eyes on the road.
I'm the navigator.
715
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,000
Oh, is that what you call it?
716
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,320
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Means you're a know-it-all.
717
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,960
-A what?
-A know-it-all!
718
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,160
God, you are the queen
of snap judgements.
719
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,600
"Turn here! This is the right road!
I'm sure of it!"
720
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,080
-I was sure of it.
-You're sure.
721
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,080
You're so sure of things
you couldn't be sure about.
722
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,080
-I am not.
-And you're defensive.
723
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,960
Move the car! We're not moving.
724
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,040
Great.
725
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:26,880
(JESSICA SCREAMS)
726
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,160
We'll have to get out and push.
727
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,200
-Wait, wait, wait. Look, I'll help you.
-Don't touch me.
728
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,880
-Why are you so mad?
-Oh, I don't know. This.
729
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,360
Turning on this road wasn't my idea.
730
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,680
-You're blaming me?
-Yeah, you're a terrible navigator!
731
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,760
-You're a terrible driver!
-Hey, I'm a great driver.
732
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,960
Right.
733
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,080
-Jess, we're gonna have to jump.
-I'm not jumping.
734
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,800
-You got a better idea?
-Use the branch as a bridge.
735
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,040
-It does not look stable.
-It looks fine.
736
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,000
All right.
737
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,840
(CREAKING)
738
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,720
(MUD BUBBLING)
739
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,280
Here goes. All right.
740
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,080
JESSICA: It's sinking
and making noises.
741
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,400
-Go faster.
-Okay!
742
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,240
JESSICA: (GROANING)
This is my grandma's car!
743
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,360
I understand that.
Just give me your hand.
744
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,280
(SCREAMS)
745
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,920
You okay? Grab the branch!
Grab the branch!
746
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,280
-Excuse you.
-You killed Petunia!
747
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,360
Well... Yeah.
748
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,200
My backpack!
749
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,360
Don't just stand there. Help me!
750
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,160
-Give me your hand.
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
751
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,120
(JESSICA GRUNTS)
752
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,360
-Come on.
-I'm dead. I'm dead.
753
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,240
I'm gonna die,
that's what's gonna happen,
754
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,120
'cause my parents are gonna kill me.
755
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,880
(GRUNTS) Why did I have to get in
that stupid car with you?
756
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,240
-Answer your phone! Ow!
-Okay. Sorry.
757
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,040
-Dad?
-Yeah... Son? Can you hear me?
758
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,800
-Hello?
-We are a little worried over here and...
759
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,720
Can you hear me?
760
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,320
Dad? There's no signal.
Can you hear me?
761
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,160
Christopher, come home, honey, okay?
Or call us.
762
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,080
Do you... Hello?
763
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,320
Hello?
764
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,840
(GRUNTS)
765
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,320
Look at this!
766
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,080
When we get out,
you're paying for a new one.
767
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,400
I'm paying for it right now.
768
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,520
-Jess.
-What?
769
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:55,840
Where are you going?
770
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,120
To the beach where my sister
is probably freaking out right now.
771
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,520
-Um, Jess?
-What?
772
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,000
Beach is that way.
773
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,520
Please.
774
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,960
(CAR UNLOCKING)
775
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,520
Christopher John Wilde.
776
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,040
Come on.
777
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,400
Am I being Punk'd?
778
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,840
-Hey, how you doing? You okay?
-Now you're concerned?
779
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,280
I've always been concerned.
780
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,360
-Maybe you should stop.
-Why are you so grumpy?
781
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,280
I'm not grumpy or cranky or crabby!
I just wanna get home to my family,
782
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,280
explain why I disappeared,
and suffer the consequences.
783
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,560
You want to know what I want?
I wanna have fun.
784
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,280
Okay, for the first time in years,
there's no reporters,
785
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,320
there's no interviews, there's no crowds.
786
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,600
I'm having a great time. I want you
to stop complaining so I can enjoy it!
787
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,080
Wow, so that's what it's like with you?
788
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,440
You don't get what you want so you
throw a big ol' tantrum and walk away?
789
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,920
You know, I'll bet your friends
chase after you when you do that.
790
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,400
Oh, Christopher, I'm so sorry
I hurt your delicate little feelings.
791
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,440
Christopher, forgive me
for not treating you
792
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,960
like the big enormous star
you think you are.
793
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,440
What a brat.
794
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,080
I'm a brat? I'm a brat?
What about you, huh?
795
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,440
-Me?
-Yeah.
796
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,080
Over the last two days,
I've done nothing but think about you.
797
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,120
Really? So when you hit me
with a door twice,
798
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,440
hid me in your house,
wrecked my grandma's car
799
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,560
and dropped me in mud,
you were just being thoughtful?
800
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,320
-Oh, I pity your friends.
-You wish you were one.
801
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,640
I'd rather go down with Petunia.
802
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,640
You know what,
I'm confused about something.
803
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,000
What?
804
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,160
Okay, when we were
on our little photography tour,
805
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,440
-I thought you liked me.
-You thought wrong.
806
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,400
(SCOFFS) But everyone likes me.
Why is it that you don't like me?
807
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,480
Maybe because you think
everybody likes you.
808
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,360
-(LAUGHS) It's 'cause I'm likeable.
-No, because you're a star.
809
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:28,960
-What does that mean?
-You don't even see it, do you?
810
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,000
Your life isn't real.
811
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,680
You park in no-parking zones,
you never have to wait in line,
812
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,360
you buy anything you want, anytime.
Your house is like a hotel.
813
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,000
You have so many people working for you,
814
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,400
and I'll bet
you don't even know their names.
815
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,640
-(SCOFFS) Do, too.
-Name one.
816
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,240
-Bob.
-You just made that up.
817
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,360
Well, okay, Stubby knows everybody.
That's his job.
818
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:59,280
See, that's not normal.
Okay, your best friend is your driver,
819
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,680
your parents are on your payroll,
and your girlfriend...
820
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,160
I mean, real people date someone
because they want to be with them.
821
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,520
-Why are you with Alexis?
-(STAMMERS)
822
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,520
That's all I'm saying.
823
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,040
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Wait. Stop. What...
824
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,720
Are you saying I'm not a real person?
Because I am.
825
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,560
Oh, I stand corrected.
826
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,240
All right. What if I told you
something about me
827
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,360
that no one else knew?
828
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,280
You collect your toenails
in a peanut butter jar?
829
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,320
-No. What... No.
-Then what?
830
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,440
Well, from the first day I met you,
I just... Whoa!
831
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,400
Christopher!
832
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,240
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
833
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,280
-I can't swim.
-No.
834
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,200
-(JESSICA COUGHS)
-(CHRISTOPHER EXCLAIMS)
835
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,720
-Gotcha!
-What? You're evil.
836
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,000
-You deserved it.
-You're so evil.
837
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,320
-You're gonna get it.
-You can try.
838
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,760
Get over here. No. Come on.
839
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,400
(BOTH LAUGHING)
840
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,440
JESSICA: Got you.
CHRISTOPHER: I'm gonna get you.
841
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,360
-This is nice, isn't it?
-Oh, man.
842
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,600
I wish I could just stay here
where no one can find me.
843
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,080
Why?
844
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:19,640
'Cause they all want something from me.
845
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,320
A performance, or an interview,
or a photograph.
846
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,760
-Even your parents?
-That's complicated.
847
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,160
Sometimes I feel
they only care about the business
848
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,600
-of "Christopher Wilde".
-I'm sure that's not true.
849
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,280
I don't know. I feel like all we talk
about right now is this movie deal.
850
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,120
They think
it's my next big career move, so...
851
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,640
Well, what do you think?
852
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,600
If I get the offer, I have to take it.
853
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,520
-What about your tour?
-What about it?
854
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:49,800
Well, 30 countries, 12 weeks.
855
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,480
One million screaming fans.
856
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,720
I mean, I'm not an expert or anything,
but it seems like a lot,
857
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,280
the tour and the movie at the same time.
858
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,480
I don't have a choice.
859
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,760
Everyone has a choice.
What do you wanna do?
860
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,600
I know what I don't wanna do.
861
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,080
I don't wanna disappoint anybody.
Especially my fans.
862
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,720
I wouldn't be where I am
without them, so...
863
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,360
I just never say no.
864
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,720
To anything.
865
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,560
Maybe I don't understand.
866
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,600
-What?
-Your life.
867
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,240
I mean, it's so different from mine.
868
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,280
Everything you do and say
is so big and public.
869
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,720
Not everything.
870
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,760
Right now, here with you,
I feel like I can just be myself.
871
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,080
Not Christopher Wilde.
Not famous. Just...
872
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,160
You know, just me.
873
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,160
-How do you like it?
-I like it a lot.
874
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,480
Me, too.
875
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,400
So tell me something about you.
876
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,400
-What do you wanna know?
-Everything.
877
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,840
That could take a while.
I live a very exciting life.
878
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,800
(CHUCKLES) You're doing it again.
879
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,240
-Doing what?
-That thing with your eyes.
880
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,200
(SNORTS) You mean this?
881
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,720
Okay, so comedy?
Not your next big career move.
882
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,480
What? No, I'm funny.
883
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,360
-Funny-looking.
-(SCOFFS) You like me.
884
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,320
You wish.
885
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,200
We should go.
886
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,560
Yeah.
887
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,200
Come on.
888
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,320
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
889
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,600
(GASPS) Stubby?
890
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,880
Oh! Whoa. Sara?
What are you doing here?
891
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,680
Oh. Oh, that's not good.
892
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,440
We made it.
893
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:12,760
Yeah. Yeah.
894
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,440
-Look, I had a really great time today.
-Me, too.
895
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,960
You're so different from any other girl
I've ever known.
896
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:27,400
-Different weird, different annoying?
-Different surprising.
897
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,800
In the best way.
898
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,960
I mean, you say things to me
everyone else is afraid to say and...
899
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,640
you make me see things
about myself that I can't see.
900
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,880
-You're pretty surprising, too.
-Really? How?
901
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,440
Well, for one thing,
you're a terrible driver.
902
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:47,800
-Oh.
-Which is strange
903
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,800
-for a guy with six cars.
-I'm wounded.
904
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,560
Do you really think I'm bossy?
905
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,960
No. I think you're amazing.
906
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,280
I think you're amazing, too.
907
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,240
(SURFERS CHATTERING)
908
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,520
(LAUGHS) What are you doing?
909
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,440
(SIGHS) That was close.
910
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,600
Okay. Back to the real world.
911
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,440
You know what happens next, right?
912
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,360
-No.
-This ends here.
913
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,520
-What does?
-This. Us.
914
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,600
You can't tell anybody
what happened today.
915
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,280
Not even your parents.
916
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,840
Why? They're not gonna go post it
on their blog or anything.
917
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:41,440
Look, if we go down there, if we get
photographed together, it'll get crazy.
918
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,600
-And I won't get this movie deal.
-Why does it have to get crazy?
919
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,000
Because I'm Christopher Wilde.
You're just an ordinary girl.
920
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,320
I have to go now.
921
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,920
Wait, Jess! Jess! Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. What just happened?
922
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,920
You tell me. One second I'm amazing
923
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,360
and the next you're embarrassed
to be seen with me?
924
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,880
-Jess, I'm not embarrassed...
-Oh, really?
925
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,760
If I was Alexis Bender,
you'd rush right down there
926
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,600
and make sure somebody took our picture.
927
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:14,320
-But, no, I'm just an ordinary girl!
-That is not what I meant.
928
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,920
Look, I meant you're normal.
I want you to stay that way.
929
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,320
Right. Just leave me alone.
930
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,560
Jess. Stop. Please.
931
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,440
What?
932
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,920
The pictures you took. Of us. I should...
933
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,760
should probably keep them.
934
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,680
-You want my camera?
-Just in case.
935
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,680
I wouldn't want the pictures to,
you know, get out.
936
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,080
Fine. You want my pictures? Here.
937
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,440
There's nothing I'd wanna remember
anyway.
938
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,000
I need cab fare to get home.
939
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,440
-I'm going to Hollywood, not Hawaii.
-Just keep it.
940
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,680
I still owe you for my stay
at Garage de la Grandma.
941
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,880
Jess, wait.
I don't wanna say goodbye like this.
942
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:19,920
Okay, how about this?
943
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,600
How about we both forget
this whole day ever happened?
944
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,440
You won't talk about me
and I promise I won't talk about you.
945
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,480
Go ahead and judge me, okay,
but you don't know what it'll be like.
946
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,640
The paparazzi never go away.
And once they have you in their sights,
947
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,640
they won't quit
until they get what they want.
948
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,520
And when they finally get it,
they'll turn it into something ugly.
949
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,680
They'll ruin everything.
950
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,560
They don't have to. You already did.
951
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,840
("HERO" PLAYING)
952
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:59,760
CHRISTOPHER: (SINGING)
I'm no superman I can't take your hand
953
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,840
And fly you anywhere you wanna go yeah
954
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:10,560
I can't read your mind
Like a billboard sign
955
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:14,680
And tell you everything you wanna hear
956
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:20,560
But I'll be your hero
957
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:25,680
'Cause I, I can be everything you need
958
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:30,800
If you're the one for me
Like gravity I'll be unstoppable
959
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:35,760
I, yeah, I believe in destiny
960
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:41,040
I may be an ordinary guy
With heart and soul
961
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:46,840
But if you're the one for me
Then I'll be your hero
962
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,760
Could you be the one
Could you be the one for me?
963
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,040
Then I'll be your hero
964
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,520
Could you be the one
Could you be the one
965
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,640
Could you be the one for me?
Then I'll be your hero
966
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:02,480
Searching high and low trying every road
967
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:07,920
But if I see your face
how will I know yeah
968
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,920
I'll put my trust in fate
That you will come my way
969
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,840
And if it's right it's undeniable yeah
970
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:23,080
I'll be your hero
971
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,520
I, I can be everything you need
972
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,160
If you're the one for me
973
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:33,120
Like gravity, I'll be unstoppable
974
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:37,760
I, yeah, I believe in destiny
975
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:43,240
I may be an ordinary guy
With heart and soul
976
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,080
But if you're the one for me
977
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,960
Then I'll be your hero
978
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,120
Could you be the one
Could you be the one
979
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,080
Could you be the one for me?
I'll be your hero
980
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,280
Could you be the one
Could you be the one
981
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,720
Could you be the one for me?
I'll be your hero
982
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,800
So incredible some kind of miracle
983
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:11,080
That when it's meant to be
I'll become a hero, oh
984
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:17,120
So I'll wait, wait, wait, wait for you
985
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,720
Yeah I'll be your hero
986
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:29,320
I, I could be everything you need
987
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:34,800
If you're the one for me
Like gravity, I'll be unstoppable
988
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:39,760
I, yeah, I believe in destiny
989
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,200
I may be an ordinary guy
With heart and soul
990
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:50,920
But if you're the one for me
Then I'll be your hero
991
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,120
Could you be the one
Could you be the one
992
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,760
Could you be the one for me?
Then I'll be your hero
993
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,000
Could you be the one
Could you be the one for me?
994
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,920
Then I'll be your hero ♪
995
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,280
RECORD PRODUCER:
That was great, Chris. Take five.
996
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,840
Yeah, thanks, guys. That was great.
Let's take a break.
997
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:09,760
MUSICIAN: All right, man.
998
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,360
-Good job, guys. Yeah.
-MUSICIAN: Hey, wait up.
999
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,080
Yo. You okay?
1000
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,800
Yeah. Yeah, I just can't get her
out of my mind.
1001
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,720
Yeah, me neither.
She cacked all over my shoes.
1002
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,000
I mean, she's real, you know?
1003
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:49,160
She's annoyingly honest, she's smart,
she's cool, she's funny, she's beautiful.
1004
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,680
-Yeah.
-(CLEARS THROAT) Hello, boys.
1005
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,120
Talking about me?
1006
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:58,920
Dude.
1007
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,960
-Look, Alexis, I can explain...
-I don't want to know who she is.
1008
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,280
Is she an actress?
Is she more famous than me?
1009
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:11,040
No. No, she's not an actress.
She's not famous at all.
1010
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,440
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-Then I really don't understand
1011
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,800
why you would pick her.
1012
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,040
I didn't pick her.
It just kind of happened.
1013
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,400
Silly. That kind of stuff
only happens in the movies.
1014
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,760
This is the real world.
1015
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,000
-(CELLPHONE RINGING)
-Oh.
1016
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,000
I have a date with Zac. I have to go.
1017
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:31,280
Whoa. Are you breaking up with me?
1018
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,880
Uh-huh.
1019
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,400
Okay.
1020
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,720
-Friends?
-Sure.
1021
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:01,120
-Bye, Grandma. I love you.
-Goodbye, Sara. I love you more.
1022
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,840
-You sure you're gonna be okay, Mom?
-Yes, Barbara.
1023
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,800
And you mustn't believe
what you read about old folks.
1024
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:12,320
-Howard and I are gonna be just fine.
-I can see that.
1025
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,320
-Love you.
-Love you. Love you.
1026
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,120
And how about you, Jess?
Are you gonna be all right?
1027
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,320
Sweetheart. I know it hurts right now...
1028
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,320
but things are not always
what they seem in the moment.
1029
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,480
Given some time, life has a way
of working itself out for the better.
1030
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,520
-Really, Grandma?
-Yup. I mean, look at me.
1031
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,840
I've been trying to get rid of that ugly
old car since your grandpa died.
1032
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,880
-Oh, honey.
-I love you, Grandma.
1033
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,120
I love you, sweetheart.
1034
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:55,360
-Bye, Howard.
-Take care, sweetheart.
1035
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,880
JESSICA: You, too.
1036
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,840
-Bye-bye.
-Bye.
1037
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:05,360
Bye, everybody!
1038
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,080
Jessica Olson.
1039
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:17,040
-Such a nice name for a nice girl.
-Where'd you get that?
1040
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,000
Where do you think I got it, Christopher?
1041
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,840
Libby Lam has had a whole fleet
of photographers on you
1042
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,200
-for the past two days.
-I know, but I was so careful.
1043
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:29,040
Now, this is exactly the kind of thing
I was afraid of with you, kid.
1044
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,840
I mean, you're obviously not serious
about doing this movie.
1045
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,360
Maybe you're just too young.
1046
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:34,560
No, sir.
1047
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:39,200
-Look, I made a mistake.
-Come on, Alan.
1048
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,920
Give us a chance to fix this.
1049
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,560
(GROANS)
1050
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,440
All right, all right.
Make the story go away.
1051
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,400
-DANIEL: How do we do that?
-You call Libby Lam.
1052
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:54,960
You offer her an exclusive.
You say you don't know this girl.
1053
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,400
You say she's just some fan
who was following you around all day.
1054
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,080
-You want me to lie?
-Christopher!
1055
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:05,160
This is the tabloid press, dude.
This is not the Supreme Court.
1056
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,960
Say whatever you have to say,
1057
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:13,120
because I promise you, either this girl
goes away or the movie does. Okay?
1058
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,280
Goodbye.
1059
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,120
LIBBY: So we're talking about this girl...
1060
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:27,960
Jessica Olson.
1061
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,400
-Yeah, she looks kind of familiar.
-Come on, Christopher.
1062
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,640
We know you were at the beach
with her.
1063
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,320
Look, lots of fans come to Malibu
to watch me surf and...
1064
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,480
I try to say hi to everybody
that comes up to me, but...
1065
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,000
CHRISTOPHER: Maybe I signed
an autograph for her or something.
1066
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:48,080
-DEAN: Excuse us. It's okay.
-LIBBY: According to our sources,
1067
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,880
she came all the way from Kalamazoo,
Michigan, just to see you.
1068
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,360
DEAN: Coming through. Enough of that.
CHRISTOPHER: Wow, really?
1069
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,480
CHRISTOPHER: Sorry
I didn't get to meet her.
1070
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,960
Going inside.
1071
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,160
You have to talk to us, Jess.
1072
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:06,320
-What happened out there in California?
-Nothing bad, I promise.
1073
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:10,600
I can't talk about it.
Please, please, just trust me.
1074
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,960
Christopher Wilde
is talking about you on Starstruck!
1075
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,160
LIBBY: So you're saying
that you don't know this girl.
1076
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,640
CHRISTOPHER: Yeah. I mean, I don't
know what she's saying about me, but...
1077
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,040
but I don't know anybody
named Jessica Olson.
1078
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,680
Sorry, Libby,
there's nothing more to tell.
1079
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:33,200
Okay. You heard it here first.
1080
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,200
I'm Libby Lam. This is Starstruck News.
1081
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:49,120
-(SIGHS) Okay, they need to go now.
-I thought you liked being on TV.
1082
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:53,080
Yeah, but I need to buy a dress
for the dance and they're blocking my car.
1083
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,600
Christopher said this would happen.
He said it would get crazy.
1084
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,040
Celebrities might have to put up
with this, but I don't.
1085
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,960
-(PAPARAZZI CHATTERING)
-Jessica! Jessica.
1086
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,560
Tell us about your weekend
with Christopher Wilde.
1087
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,320
We only want the truth.
1088
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:14,640
You don't want the truth.
You want a story.
1089
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,720
You take a good, normal person
1090
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,160
and turn him into your
own little reality show.
1091
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:24,440
You build him up into a big celebrity
just so you can tear him down in public.
1092
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,160
Just so you can sell magazines
and TV shows?
1093
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:30,640
That's really sick.
1094
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,400
And Christopher Wilde's just one example.
1095
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,080
He's talented and successful.
1096
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,400
He has all the stuff
lots of kids dream of having.
1097
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:45,120
But thanks to you, he's had to give up
some of the best things in life.
1098
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:48,520
Freedom. Privacy.
1099
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,360
Honesty.
1100
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,440
So, congratulations,
you've created a celebrity.
1101
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,440
But you have wrecked
the human being inside.
1102
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,040
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
1103
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:06,400
Did you get that?
1104
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,120
Jessica. Jessica, just one more question.
1105
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,480
In your opinion,
who is Christopher Wilde, really?
1106
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:17,280
Who is he?
1107
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,120
I don't know.
1108
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,800
The Christopher Wilde
you're all so obsessed with...
1109
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,480
I promise you, I never met him...
1110
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,120
and I wouldn't want to.
1111
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,360
Didn't you say you liked her
because she was so honest?
1112
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,320
-Yeah.
-Wow.
1113
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:46,720
Congratulations, Chris. You did it.
You got her to lie for you.
1114
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,640
I didn't have a choice, okay?
1115
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,360
Oh.
1116
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:52,680
All right.
1117
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,320
-Where are you going?
-To find my best friend,
1118
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:57,280
'cause he's not the guy sitting here now.
1119
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,680
-Dude, what are you talking about?
-"I didn't have a choice."
1120
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,520
Lately that's been your answer
to everything, man.
1121
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,160
-Really?
-Yeah.
1122
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:13,160
Your life, your choice, man.
What do you want?
1123
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,480
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1124
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,120
-ALAN: Cut!
-(BELL RINGING)
1125
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,520
Guys, you nailed it. Perfect, guys.
1126
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:36,480
That was the one. That was perfect.
Let's go one more time.
1127
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:41,200
Circle. Great take. Great... Christopher!
1128
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,720
Buddy. Great news.
You're in. Rehearsals start on Monday.
1129
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:48,760
-Um, actually, I'm not available.
-Not a problem. We'll change the date.
1130
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:51,360
No. I came to say, you know,
thanks for the offer,
1131
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,800
but if I have to lie to be
in your little club, think I'll pass.
1132
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:05,400
Wow. Kid's got edge. Fire. I like that.
1133
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,800
-(BELL RINGING)
-And cue the rain!
1134
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:25,360
Okay. He's got two weeks
between Oslo and London.
1135
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,360
We could make him available
for the movie then.
1136
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,320
That's tight.
You know, he needs some downtime.
1137
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:34,240
Okay. Oh, oh, all right.
1138
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,160
How about after Tokyo,
but before Melbourne, eh?
1139
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,640
-What's going on?
-Hi, honey.
1140
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:39,840
Hey.
1141
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,160
We're working the movie
into your tour schedule.
1142
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,440
(SIGHS)
1143
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,840
I don't want to do the movie any more.
1144
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,200
Oh, sweetie, don't be silly.
Of course, you do.
1145
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,760
We're about to make the deal, bud.
1146
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,440
Well, it's too late. I've already passed.
1147
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,200
Honey, that's not your decision.
1148
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:03,920
Yes, it is.
1149
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:07,600
I'm 17 years old.
I just want to have fun and make music.
1150
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:12,360
Okay, okay. Hey. No worries.
No worries. We'll handle it.
1151
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:13,760
No.
1152
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:17,760
No. It's time that I started
managing my own life. So...
1153
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:22,560
You know what? You're fired.
1154
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,800
SHERRY: Wow.
1155
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,600
I'd really like for you
to just be my parents from now on.
1156
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,440
AJ: Right.
1157
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:45,680
SARA: Okay, come here.
1158
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:50,600
Turn. Hmm.
1159
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,720
It's just not girly enough.
1160
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,840
But imagine it on me. Girlier, right?
1161
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,800
-Hmm. Maybe.
-Why don't you just try it on yourself?
1162
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,520
Stop whining. Here.
1163
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,720
We have three hours before the dance.
Go change.
1164
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,040
-Kids!
-So what was it like
1165
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:19,320
-to have reporters on your lawn?
-Exciting. But I need my privacy, too.
1166
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:23,960
Mm. We all watched your sister on TV,
and she looked wacko.
1167
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:25,760
-Really?
-Yeah!
1168
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,960
It was so weird
the way she made up that story
1169
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:32,560
about meeting Christopher Wilde.
(SCOFFS) She is so pathetic.
1170
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:38,760
Oops. Do you think she heard that?
1171
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,640
-AJ. You're an idiot.
-Hmm? What?
1172
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:42,840
-Get out.
-But...
1173
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,040
Go!
1174
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,520
-Jessica.
-Go away.
1175
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,880
No. I actually live here.
1176
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:57,720
What?
1177
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,560
Go with me to the dance. Mm-hmm.
1178
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,720
(SIGHS) I thought I was pathetic
and embarrassing.
1179
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:09,400
Only if you actually dance. So don't.
1180
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:11,320
Come on.
1181
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:13,640
Come on.
1182
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,920
Let's make you pretty enough
to be my sister.
1183
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,400
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1184
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:43,120
You look good. Don't slouch.
1185
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:49,000
You know, Sara, in a weird way,
you're a good sister.
1186
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:51,480
(EXCLAIMS)
1187
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,800
Pretend you don't know me.
1188
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,000
AJ: (GIGGLING) Lame.
1189
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:18,680
(MUSIC STOPS)
1190
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:24,080
-FEMALE VOICE: Oh, my God!
-(ALL CHEERING)
1191
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,000
Jessica Olson?
1192
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,840
There's some things I forgot to say
to you back in California.
1193
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,160
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1194
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,000
("WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME" PLAYING)
1195
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:55,040
Can't blame you
1196
01:13:55,680 --> 01:14:01,520
For thinking
That you never really knew me at all
1197
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:08,880
I tried to deny you
1198
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:13,880
But nothing ever made me feel so wrong
1199
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:20,200
I thought I was protecting you
From everything that I go through
1200
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:25,680
But I know that we got lost
Along the way
1201
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:31,520
Here I am with all my heart
1202
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:37,560
I hope you understand
I hope you understand
1203
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,560
I know I let you down
1204
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:48,080
But I'm never gonna make
That mistake again
1205
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:54,960
You brought me closer
To who I really am
1206
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,920
So come take my hand
1207
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:03,080
I want the world to see
What you mean to me
1208
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:09,160
What you mean to me ♪
1209
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:15,600
(ALL APPLAUDING)
1210
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,160
What did you think?
1211
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:21,040
You could just come here and sing to me
and everything would be fine?
1212
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:23,120
Um...
1213
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:24,760
Yes.
1214
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,760
-No? No. No.
-Well, which is it?
1215
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,840
I just came to tell you
I was wrong about everything...
1216
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,640
especially about you.
1217
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,720
JESSICA: Don't you think
you're a little late?
1218
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:42,280
Everyone here thinks I was lying.
1219
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:44,920
But I'm the one who lied.
1220
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:54,560
I lied about knowing Jessica Olson.
1221
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:56,920
'Cause the truth is I know Jessica Olson.
1222
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,880
Jessica Olson's a terrible navigator
and a know-it-all...
1223
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:04,320
but she's honest. When she makes
a promise, she keeps it.
1224
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,800
She understands me
like no one else does.
1225
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,840
And I'm crazy about her.
1226
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:15,680
Jessica, I'm so sorry.
I know that I hurt you
1227
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,320
and I will never do
anything like that again. Just...
1228
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:20,280
please...
1229
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:22,800
forgive me.
1230
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,840
ALL: Aw. (APPLAUDING)
1231
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:40,320
-Go away. Now.
-Oh. Okay. Get out of here. Move it.
1232
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:43,640
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1233
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:49,040
(CLEARS THROAT)
1234
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:56,200
Christopher, this is my sister, Sara.
Sara, this is Christopher Wilde.
1235
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,040
Sara.
1236
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,120
-Do you wanna dance with me?
-Uh-huh.
1237
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,960
I think I got this one, Chrissy. (LAUGHS)
1238
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,880
You didn't have to come
all the way to Michigan for this.
1239
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:12,200
Yeah, I did.
1240
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,880
It's not cool
to ask a girl out on the phone.
1241
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:21,080
So, will you go out with me?
On a real date.
1242
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,120
Do I have to wear a disguise?
1243
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,400
(LAUGHS) No.
1244
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,800
-Do you?
-No.
1245
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,680
Then, yeah. I'd really like that.
1246
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:40,760
-Oh, I almost forgot. For you.
-You remembered.
1247
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:43,960
How do I look?
1248
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:46,960
Like a superstar.
1249
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,200
("PARTY UP" PLAYING)
1250
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,720
STUBBY: (RAPPING) Put your hands
in the sky now
1251
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,280
-If you wanna get fly
-(ALL CHEERING)
1252
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:02,320
We can do it all night now, yeah
Turn the beat up high
1253
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,000
One time for the ladies, yeah
And the fellas come on
1254
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:09,760
We gonna go crazy
Till the lights come on
1255
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,240
All night, here we go now
Come on and get right on the floor now
1256
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,040
Nah, nah, baby girl, don't slow down
1257
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,120
'Cause me and you gonna have
a showdown
1258
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:20,280
Little mama get lowdown
And I'm-a rock it out like this
1259
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:24,240
We movin' and groovin' smooth
Can't lose with a flow that is so swift
1260
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,360
So maybe when you wake up
and your face still got that grin
1261
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:31,120
You can smile all day in a flygirl way
and say, "Yeah, I'm that chick"
1262
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,800
And maybe we can get the deejay
to play this track all night
1263
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:37,360
And when I ask how you feel out there
Everybody say...
1264
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:38,800
-All right!
-ALL: All right!
1265
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:41,840
Put your hands in the sky now, yeah
If you wanna get fly
1266
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:45,760
We can do it all night now, yeah
Turn the beat up high
1267
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:49,040
One time for the ladies, yeah
And the fellas come on
1268
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:53,200
We gonna go crazy
Till the lights come on
1269
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,160
Put your hands in the sky now
Put your hands in the sky now
1270
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,480
Put your hands in the sky now
Put your hands in the sky now
1271
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:05,360
Put your hands in the sky now
1272
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,440
Put your hands in the...
Put your hands in the...
1273
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:09,480
Put your hands in the...
Put your hands in the...
1274
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:16,080
Put your hands in the sky now, yeah
If you wanna get fly
1275
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,880
We can do it all night now, yeah
Turn the beat up high
1276
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:23,320
One time for the ladies, yeah
And the fellas come on
1277
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,520
We gonna go crazy
Till the lights come on
1278
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,480
Party up ♪
1279
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,200
(SONG ENDS)