1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,556 This new power, it's rubbish. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:04,829 But you're a rocket scientist. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,393 Yeah, and you're a dick. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,990 CURTIS: I'm not a cheat. That stuff in the papers was bullshit. 5 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,678 They said, cos of my profile, 6 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,109 they needed to send a message. 7 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:17,596 This turning into a girl thing, is that born out of some sort of sexual confusion? 8 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,836 They all got their powers before me! That was all they had left. 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,759 So this girl he turns into, would you fuck her? 10 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,279 We've never seen her. 11 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,470 - (SIREN BLARES) - Shit! 12 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,114 We can't get caught in no nicked car, we're all on probation. 13 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,276 That didn't take you long, did it? 14 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,436 Congratulations. 15 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,469 (INAUDIBLE) 16 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,080 What d'you say? 17 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,838 I said, "Do you miss it?" 18 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,474 The running? 19 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,999 Ain't nothing I can do about it, is there? 20 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,353 Why are you even asking? 21 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,198 You're in a good mood(!) 22 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,111 (it THE RAPTURE'. Echoes) 23 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:12,039 24 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,514 25 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,312 26 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,711 27 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,398 28 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,760 29 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,473 30 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,514 Hey, you ran 11.9. That's quick. Very quick. 31 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,675 Who's your coach? 32 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,075 - I haven't got one. - Well, you should have one. 33 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,838 Think about what you could achieve with some proper training. 34 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,157 I just want to run. I'm not interested in anything else. 35 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,873 OK. It's your call. 36 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,037 - Hi. - Hi. 37 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,195 I'm Emma. 38 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,390 And you're? 39 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,835 Melissa. 40 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,310 I'm one of the losers you thrashed out there. 41 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,079 Looks like we'll have to up our game. 42 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,917 I should go. 43 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,513 (WHISTLES) 44 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,354 Toilet's out of order. 45 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,390 So you piss in a sink? 46 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,274 Yeah, I was gonna piss in, like, a bottle or in a vending machine. 47 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,993 This just seemed more civilised. 48 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,509 I am not a complete caveman! 49 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,673 Oh! 50 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,677 Ah, do we know each other? 51 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,597 I don't think so. 52 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,597 Well, that is a tragedy. 53 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,272 We should really do something about that. 54 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,710 Move! 55 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,989 Imagine being up to your balls in that. 56 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,154 What can I get you? 57 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,237 Vodka and coke. Double. 58 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:35,949 You're Curtis Donovan, aren't you? 59 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,439 I'm doing the training camp down at the community centre. 60 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,596 Saw you doing community service. 61 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,474 Right. 62 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,874 So is that for the drugs? 63 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,514 Nah. 64 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,836 It's for something else. 65 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,473 That's four quid. 66 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:02,509 This is gonna make me sound totally sad, but... 67 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,836 I used to love to watch you run. 68 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,111 You were so focused, like there was nothing else. 69 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:16,118 (CHUCKLES) It's not cool, I know. I said it. 70 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,594 Thanks. 71 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,118 I thought you'd be off the alcohol and that, since you're training. 72 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,515 You sound like my coach. 73 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,200 He says I've got to take my running more seriously. 74 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:34,313 Ah, I remember that! It's like your whole life becomes the training. 75 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,512 You sound like you enjoyed it. 76 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,039 You're one of those people. 77 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,479 What do you call them? They get off on being spanked. 78 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,510 Perverts? 79 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,393 No. Masochists. 80 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,078 I'm not saying you do like being spanked. 81 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,440 Or maybe you do! 82 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,918 I'm not sure where I was going with that one! 83 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,553 Where are you staying? 84 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,037 Some student halls of residence. 85 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,319 So what is there to do round here? 86 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,631 You should do the Lottery. 87 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,240 Use your power. See the numbers. 88 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,033 Take their trousers down, we'll stick it to 'em, split it 50/50. 89 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,957 Why should I split it with you? 90 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,718 Because it was my idea, you! 91 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:30,594 I'm the brains, you're the stare. 92 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,280 OK. 60/50. 93 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,756 (CHUCKLES) It's supposed to add up to 100. 94 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,430 Whoa, don't even think about screwing me, sweet cheeks! 95 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,993 70/40. Final offer. 96 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,439 I don't get to choose what I see. 97 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,470 Ah! 98 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,879 Fine! 80/30. But I feel like I'm being raped here, and not in a good way. 99 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,830 - What are you smiling at? - What? Am I not allowed to smile? 100 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,349 You look like you just got laid. 101 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,959 Have you just had a shag? 102 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,354 Something like that. 103 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,754 Who's the lucky girl? 104 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,235 You don't know her. 105 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,874 Piece of shit! 106 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,197 Won't start. I don't know why I opened the bonnet. 107 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,151 - I don't know what I'm looking at. - D'you want me to take a look? 108 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,759 What, you know about cars? 109 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:30,112 Well, I know about electronics, cos I'm a fucking rocket scientist, aren't I? 110 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,836 Try it now. 111 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,952 (ENGINE STARTS) 112 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,958 Thanks. You want a lift? 113 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,353 Look, you've already undermined my masculinity. 114 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,038 At least let me drive you somewhere. Get in. 115 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,118 - Where to? - There. 116 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,191 Thanks for the lift. 117 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,072 Any time. I owe you. 118 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,997 Well, you can give us a new power if you want. 119 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,792 I don't owe you that much. 120 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,073 Right, see you around. 121 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,391 D'you mind if I run with you? 122 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,589 Yeah, I do. 123 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,236 You, er, fancy going for a drink sometime? 124 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,718 How about dinner? Hm? 125 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,719 Please yourself. 126 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,794 I'll catch you on the next lap, yeah? 127 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,510 You look like you had a late one. 128 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,790 You'll never guess who I met last night. 129 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:17,910 Who? 130 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,918 Curtis Donovan. D'you remember him? 131 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,554 Sprinting guy that got banned. It was a drugs thing. 132 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,955 Right. So what's he like? 133 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,674 Well, I thought he was cute. 134 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,478 Then we went back to his... 135 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,512 CURTIS: By the time my ban's over, it'll be too late. 136 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,836 No decent coach is gonna want to work with me. 137 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,032 And all the guys I trained with, I was way better than them. 138 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,960 He was so negative about everything. Talk about feeling sorry for yourself! 139 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,834 Running's the only thing I was ever really... really good at. 140 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,349 It was the only thing that made me feel good about myself. 141 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,313 It's like he blames everyone else for what's happened to him. 142 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,352 I had to kiss him just to shut him up! 143 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,516 I ended up giving him a sympathy shag. 144 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,039 What do you mean? 145 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,550 Big mistake. 146 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,358 The guy is clueless. 147 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,393 It was some of the worst sex I have ever had. 148 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,353 (LAUGHS) 149 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,710 I have to warm down. 150 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,633 Good work today. 151 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,193 Hi. Walking back to the community centre? 152 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,117 - I'll walk with you. - What d'you want? 153 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,754 I want you to come for a drink with me. 154 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,995 Just one drink. 155 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,599 I'm not interested, OK? 156 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,917 You don't know what you're missing. I know how to please a woman. 157 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,554 Take your fucking hand off my arse before I break it! 158 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,511 Oh, my mistake. 159 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,551 Lesbian. 160 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,880 - Hi. - Hi. 161 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,953 Look, about last night... 162 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,638 It's all right. 163 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,395 We were both drunk. Let's just forget it ever happened. 164 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,552 I should go and get changed. 165 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,836 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 166 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,036 Oh, that were brutal, weren't it? 167 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,435 That were like watching someone fist a baby lamb. 168 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,039 She just took a huge shit in your mouth! 169 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,150 Shut the fuck up, man! 170 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,520 All right. 171 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,030 Look, it... you know, it happens to all of us. 172 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,677 Women are cruel and insensitive, and they are hurtful. 173 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,593 But they're so beautiful. 174 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,157 They smell really nice. They smell like... 175 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,879 ...toffee apples. 176 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,030 Goon 177 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,310 (WHISTLES) 178 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,556 Can I ask you something? 179 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,831 When we were together, was I... 180 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:31,995 What? 181 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,276 ...was I... all right? 182 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,960 You know, sex stuff? 183 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,958 We couldn't actually touch each other, so... 184 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,674 No, no, no. What we could do. 185 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,279 Was I shit? 186 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,719 No. 187 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,434 That's one of those nos that means yes. 188 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,153 "No!" Fucking yes! 189 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,235 190 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,430 - What are you saying? - I haven't said anything. 191 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,551 Yeah, but you were thinking it. Say it. Go on, I want to hear it. 192 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,999 No, you don't! 193 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,799 Wait...! 194 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,160 Is he better than me? 195 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,356 What, him? He's better than me?! 196 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,720 Er, don't talk about him like that! 197 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,353 Oh, man! 198 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,516 When we're doing it, he's focused on me. 199 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,630 What, and I wasn't? 200 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,398 No, you just spent a lot of time watching yourself. 201 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,238 - That's bullshit! - Oh, really? 202 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,238 Look, you were like this. 203 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,278 (MOANS SOFTLY) 204 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,359 You done? 205 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:40,189 Look, this is the reason that girls don't tell boys this stuff. 206 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,436 Their egos can't take it. 207 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,595 Oh, so that's another thing that's wrong with me? 208 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,994 Oh, here we go! 209 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,235 What is that supposed to mean? 210 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,955 Sometimes it's like there's this big fucking cloud just hanging over your head. 211 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,070 There ain't no cloud! 212 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,351 Oh, really? (SUCKS TEETH) "My life's shit! Everything's shit!" 213 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,597 "I shouldn't even be here!" 214 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,314 Look, if you don't want to hear it, don't ask. 215 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,836 Boom chakka" 216 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,632 Boom wheel..." 217 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,353 - on! - 218 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,394 Boom chakka, uh uh 219 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,831 220 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,556 221 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,795 222 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,990 223 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,838 Ah! Ah! 224 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,395 Ah! 225 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,430 226 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,470 227 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,716 D'you want to go out tonight? 228 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,797 It'll be fun! 229 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,956 I haven't got anything to wear. 230 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,435 I'll lend you something. About the same size. 231 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,039 Come on! 232 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,315 Go out with me. 233 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,680 All right. 234 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,633 Guys, drugs test. 235 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,672 I'm gonna need a urine sample from both of you. 236 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,509 Oh, shit! 237 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,359 Oh, fuck! 238 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,635 Oh! 239 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,673 (TOILET FLUSHES) 240 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,356 I had some trouble with my aim. 241 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,393 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 242 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,110 Come here. 243 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,678 Where are you going? 244 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,469 ALISHA: What's he doing? 245 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,669 KELLY: I don't know. 246 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,751 So d'you wanna tell me what's going on? 247 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,029 Why are we following him? 248 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,310 KELLY: Cos I wanna know what he's doing. 249 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,590 Kelly! 250 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,515 What's going on? 251 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,918 Oh, my God. 252 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,349 You fancy him, don't you? 253 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,834 You totally fancy him. 254 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,995 Shut up! 255 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,589 He is really fit. 256 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,791 So who's the dead girl, then? 257 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,312 What are you doing? 258 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,510 That's Curtis's locker. 259 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,990 It's me. Curtis. This is how I look when I'm a girl. 260 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,270 What are you doing? 261 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,152 I'm running again. 262 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,873 You're running? 263 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,035 Like this? 264 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,072 It's the only way I can compete. You can't tell anyone. 265 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,599 Not even Alisha. 266 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,274 Come on, man. I need this. 267 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,998 (SIGHS) All right. 268 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,233 Do me a favour. 269 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,078 Zip me UP- 270 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,032 I dunno how you're supposed to do these things up yourself. 271 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,792 It's fucking weird, man. 272 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,709 Don't tell anyone about this, yeah? 273 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,317 ( 274 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,431 275 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,756 276 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,120 277 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:41,836 278 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,269 Hi! 279 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,155 It looks better on you than it does on me! 280 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,395 Let's get a drink. 281 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,829 (INAUDIBLE) 282 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,473 283 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,398 284 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,670 285 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,832 286 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,195 287 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,120 as soon as... 288 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,791 Are you bringing anyone to the party tomorrow? 289 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,955 No. 290 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,115 I can't believe you don't have a boyfriend. 291 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,595 You're so beautiful. 292 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,952 I don't really have time, with all the training and everything. 293 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,000 Are you gay? 294 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,154 Why d'you say that? 295 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,073 I see how you look at me. 296 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:45,478 It's like how a boy looks at me when he wants to get into my knickers. 297 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,599 I like it. 298 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,034 Have you ever been with a girl before? 299 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,235 It's OK. 300 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,514 I'll show you what I like. 301 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,357 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 302 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,078 (GASPS) 303 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,430 (GASPS RAPIDLY) 304 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,956 Ah! Ah! 305 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,390 Ah... 306 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,239 (PANTS) 307 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,992 Being out with her, it's like we... we connected. 308 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,519 We just talked. 309 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,074 There was no bullshit. Like... 310 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,758 I could just be myself. 311 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,199 But you weren't yourself. 312 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,995 She's not interested in me as a guy. I tried that. 313 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,314 It's different. 314 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,516 Maybe I'm different. 315 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,632 Why can't it be like that with... with her when I'm me? 316 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,559 We think differently to them. 317 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,511 Girls. 318 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,191 That's not all. 319 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,469 The sex... 320 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,433 You ain't lived until you've had a multiple orgasm. 321 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,360 Guys are getting short-changed. Ours is all, "Uh! Pth." 322 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,118 Theirs... 323 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,357 The slow build-up, then it's like... 324 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,759 ...all over your body, like, ha, waves of pleasure. 325 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,677 Are you a lesbian? 326 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,394 What? No! No. 327 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,035 When I'm her, I'm still me and... 328 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,799 and I like girls, so... 329 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,717 - I guess she does too. - So she is a lesbian? 330 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,195 I don't think there's an official term for this shit. 331 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,356 So what are you going to do? 332 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,318 I don't wanna stop seeing her. 333 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,670 (VENDING MACHINE CLATTERS) 334 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,476 - Hi. - Hi. 335 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,190 How I was with you... the other night... 336 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,997 ...being all negative. 337 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,917 That's not how I want to be. 338 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,197 I guess I need to work some shit out. 339 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,275 I'm sorry. 340 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,635 Hiya. 341 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,991 I hear you girls are having a bit of a party tonight. I was, er... 342 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,111 thinking we should probably go together. 343 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,275 I'm already going. 344 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,435 And I will see you there. 345 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,916 I am definitely in there, mate. 346 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,474 And the nice thing is, she's seen me cock 347 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,113 and she's still up for it, so... 348 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,389 How come she's seen your cock? 349 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,512 She caught me pissing in the sink. It's all worked out very nicely. 350 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,675 Mm! 351 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,789 Hey. 352 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,638 What? 353 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,909 Nothing. 354 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,239 OK, I'll see you later. 355 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,632 MARK: Is that painful? 356 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,114 I've just tweaked a muscle. 357 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,598 Let me take a look. 358 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,636 You're very tight. 359 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,954 That muscle's all knotted. 360 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,998 Can't have you cramping up, now, can we? 361 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,990 Ah! 362 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,872 You OK? 363 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,035 Yeah. 364 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,797 It feels better. I'm gonna take a shower. 365 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,720 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 366 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,595 Mel? Hi. Drink? 367 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,990 Goon 368 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,599 Enjoy yourself. Relax. 369 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,393 - No training tomorrow. - Thanks. 370 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:22,830 So, listen, I was thinking, 371 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,917 we should talk about fixing you up with some more training. 372 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,272 One on one. I think you could really benefit from it. 373 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,515 OK, yeah. 374 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,916 You know, maybe we should go somewhere a bit quieter and talk about it properly. 375 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,076 Can we talk about this some other time? 376 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,310 Thanks for the drink. 377 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,119 Hey! You made it. 378 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,878 Why are you looking at my tits? 379 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,072 I know! They're just there, aren't they? 380 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,191 They're very nice, they're perky. It's a reflex. 381 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,516 Drink up. We're dancing. 382 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,199 You go and have yourself a little dance, I'll get you a drink in. 383 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,913 Oh, yeah. 384 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,795 (INAUDIBLE) 385 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,831 (MUSIC DISTORTS) 386 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,476 (SCRAPING) 387 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,037 (DISTORTED) Are you all right? 388 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,270 I need some air. 389 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,831 How much have you had to drink? 390 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,115 I'm gonna take you home, OK? 391 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,629 I'm gonna get a number for a taxi. Don't move. 392 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,517 (MOANING) 393 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,189 You all right, love? 394 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,639 (Mo/ms) 395 00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,909 Eh? 396 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,954 You all right? 397 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,119 Kiss me. 398 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,436 Are you... are you sure that's a good idea? 399 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,994 It's just you seem a little bit out of it, that's all, and... Oh! 400 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,791 Ohh, OK! 401 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,478 (MUSIC THUMPS) 402 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,319 Yeah. Yeah, I'll wait outside. 403 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,993 (Mo/ms) 404 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,434 Emma? 405 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,353 What are you doing? 406 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,118 (SPITS) 407 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,310 I'm, er... I'm pleasuring you. 408 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,116 It's not generally a spectator sport, is it? 409 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,436 I thought it was you! 410 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,073 Is that why you were calling me Emma? 411 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,000 - Emma - (DOOR SLAMS) 412 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,075 Wait! 413 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,599 (GAGS) 414 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,154 Got one of your pubic hairs stuck in me throat here. 415 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,193 Hey, are you all right? 416 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,275 Whoa. 417 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,594 I need to find Emma. 418 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,519 OK. We'll find her. 419 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,914 Come on. 420 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,394 Just relax. 421 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,800 Ugh! 422 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,353 (PANTS) 423 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,200 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 424 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,519 Can I come in? 425 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,917 Are you all right? 426 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,753 You know when you think you know someone... 427 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,711 and they turn out to be something different? 428 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,598 Fuck it. I don't wanna think about it. 429 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,638 So what have you been up to? 430 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,275 Nothin'. Just hanging out. 431 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,634 Oh... 432 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,557 I don't think you really want this. 433 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,915 Put your clothes on. 434 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,314 What is your problem? 435 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,873 Do you really wanna have sex with me, 436 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,150 or is this just some kind of revenge fuck? Cos I don't want that. 437 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,992 You don't need to do this. 438 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,517 Put your clothes on. 439 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,672 I was wrong about you. 440 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,999 Have I messed things up? 441 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,633 No. 442 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,030 This is my dress. 443 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,879 Why have you got my dress? I lent this to Mel. 444 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,310 You're shagging her, aren't you? 445 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,237 - No, no, it's not what you think it is. - So what is it, then? 446 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,600 How did this get here? 447 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,480 You're such a fucking prick. 448 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,999 Wait, wait! 449 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,110 Emma. 450 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,355 451 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,030 Fuck! 452 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,277 Emma found the dress she lent me. She thinks I'm shagging Mel. 453 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,391 She thinks you're shagging Mel? 454 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,670 No. She thinks Curtis is shagging Mel. 455 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,599 But I thought you were sleeping with Emma? 456 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,871 I was, but then Emma came round last night. She made a pass at me. 457 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,319 She made a pass at you? 458 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,273 No, she made a pass at Curtis. 459 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,913 Isn't that what you wanted? 460 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,315 Yeah, but then she found the dress she lent me. 461 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,078 Now she thinks Mel's cheating on her, with me. 462 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,750 So who's with Emma? 463 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,430 No-one. She thinks I'm fucking myself! 464 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,074 I'm gonna get dressed, yeah? 465 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,909 MARK: Hey. 466 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,552 Listen, um, about last night. I guess we were both just really drunk. 467 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,877 I only had that one drink- that you gave me. 468 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,397 Well, maybe it was just me, then. 469 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,239 Seemed like there was some really weird shit was going on. 470 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,753 I think it would be best if neither of us said anything about it. 471 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,518 If we both just forget about it, yeah? 472 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,794 What's going on with you and Simon? 473 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,989 What? Nothing. 474 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,680 That's my mate's boyfriend, so you stay away from him. 475 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,313 - It's me... - What's all that? 476 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,670 - Nothing. - Yeah, it had better be nothing. 477 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,799 ALISHA: What's going on? 478 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,559 It looks like she's after your boyfriend. 479 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,556 Fuck knows why. 480 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:52,676 That's bullshit. 481 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,030 Then how come I seen him zipping your dress up? 482 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,230 And you were sticking your arse in his face and jiggling your tits. 483 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,157 - Is that true? - It's not what you think. 484 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,713 What is going on?! 485 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,469 (HAWKS) This, here, is your fault. 486 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,750 Were you flirting with him? 487 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,835 No. 488 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,200 Get your own boyfriend, you slut. 489 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,833 I'm not a slut! 490 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,029 You're fucking Curtis Donovan, aren't you? 491 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,196 - No. - You're shagging Curtis now? 492 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,639 It isn't like that. 493 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,159 494 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,677 Emma! 495 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,400 Ohm 496 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,149 - She's got an attitude on her. - I've got an attitude? 497 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,316 You can't even talk to me without staring at my tits. 498 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,953 You had your hands all over my arse. 499 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,957 I was just being friendly. 500 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,197 And you ask before you touch. 501 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,153 All the groping and staring - the sleazy chat-up lines. 502 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,953 You have no idea what it's like to be a woman. 503 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,516 What?! 504 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,676 I think you've got your period. 505 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,833 No-one needs to see that. 506 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,557 - It's Curtis. -Hm? 507 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,195 The girl. 508 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,231 It's Curtis. 509 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,350 (HE RETCHES) 510 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,198 Are you kidding? 511 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,753 (RUDY RETCHES) 512 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,472 - What is wrong with you? - Nothing... wrong. 513 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,552 KELLY: Curtis? 514 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,789 I know it's you. Are you all right? 515 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,319 Oh, yeah. I'm great(!) 516 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,396 D'you need a tampon? 517 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,430 D'you need me to show you how to shove it up there? 518 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,475 I'm good, thanks. 519 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,031 You need to put them on a hot wash, mate. 520 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,431 So what are you going to do? 521 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,594 I'm gonna tell Emma. 522 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,472 Ain't nothing else I can do. 523 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,479 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 524 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,873 - Hey. - Are you all right? 525 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,480 Yeah, I just thought you were gonna be someone else. 526 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,638 Oh. Listen, before you go, 527 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,399 we should really talk about fixing you up with some more training. 528 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,114 You know, one on one. 529 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,513 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 530 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,471 Emma? 531 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,715 KATIE: Hi! 532 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,792 Urn, I'm looking for Emma. 533 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,480 She's out for a drink with her coach. 534 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,712 Just relax. 535 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,994 Ahh! 536 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,475 Oh! 537 00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,750 What the fuck is going on? How did I get here? 538 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,989 Mark spiked you. 539 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,795 Don't worry, I stopped him before he really did anything. 540 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,760 Where is he? 541 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,269 He's tied up in the boot of the car. 542 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,357 Did the same to me last night. 543 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,799 Spiked me. 544 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,672 That's why I was so out of it. 545 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,552 What are you talking about? 546 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,039 There's something I need to show you. 547 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,671 Curtis isn't shagging me. 548 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,950 He isn't cheating on you, and neither am I. 549 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,953 This is... totally insane. 550 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,437 I just wanted to run. 551 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,915 To feel it again. To feel... 552 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,879 ...good about myself. 553 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,629 Being her, it... 554 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,400 ...it was the only way I could do it. 555 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,394 I never meant for any of this to happen... 556 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,794 ...to hurt you. 557 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,434 Thought I wanted it more than anything. 558 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,873 It's not worth this. 559 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,158 I need to find something else that makes me feel like that. 560 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,513 (BANGING) 561 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,431 What should we do with him? 562 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,399 (SCREAMS) 563 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,869 (RUDY COUGHS) 564 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,234 It was you - you've done this to me. 565 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,759 No-one needs to know about that. 566 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,475 And next time you find a girl unconscious, you don't touch her. You get it? 567 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,558 I was checking on you. Hm? It was you that was all grabbing me, 568 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,069 nuh-nuh-nuh, kissing me and pushing me head down. I don't even like doing that. 569 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,918 So who's the real victim here? 570 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,189 You never heard the saying, "no means no"? 571 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,516 Yeah, but you didn't say no. You said, "Suck my nipples." 572 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,234 I was spiked. I thought you were someone else. 573 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,839 You didn't think it was strange when I started calling you Emma? 574 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,555 People say all kinds of weird shit during sex. 575 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,559 I was fucking this bird this one time, right, I'm about to blow my load, 576 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,874 and I went, "Auntie!" 577 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,436 What's that all about? 578 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,754 You should've known. 579 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,110 You never look a gift horse in the mouth, do you? 580 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,198 That's one fine looking gift horse you've got there. 581 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,231 (RETCHES AND COUGHS) Oh! 582 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,396 (COUGHS) 583 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,953 Ooh, I've got it. 584 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,389 - KELLY: Eugh, is that a pube? -Mmm! 585 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,397 D'you want it back? 586 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,795 (LAUGHS) Did you? 587 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,719 For a bloke, he's got a lovely pussy. 588 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,194 Fuck it. 589 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,594 ALISHA: Why are you so obsessed with becoming him? 590 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,960 I have to save you. 591 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,879 But if you become him, you're gonna leave me. 592 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,036 - You're the guy in the mask! - You can't tell anyone. 593 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,959 - You have a future self? - It's my destiny. 594 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,673 That is so fucking cool. 595 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,600 Being a superhero and having a girlfriend, they don't mix. 596 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,711 Where the fuck have you been the past few weeks? 597 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,840 I don't know what's going on! 598 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,712 Simon, wait! 599 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,513 One day you'll come to see that I did it all for you.