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THE PRINCE DISCOVERS AMERICA 2

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Good morning, mother and father.
- Good morning, Tinashe.

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Good morning, mother and father.
- Good morning, Omma.

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Good morning mother and father,
and happy anniversary. - Yes, Meeka.

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It's our anniversary.

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Today, we celebrate 30 years
prosperity in Zamunda,

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30 years of service
to our great people

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and 30 years of delicious fast food.

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We want to wish you all
welcome to zamundski McDowell.

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HAPPY 30TH MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY
PRINCE AKIM AND PRINCESS LISA

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Not at all on me in McDowell
influenced by the menu from McDonalds.

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They have egg McMuffins.
We have McStuffins with eggs.

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We also celebrate

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the arrival of our new
Big Mick Burger.

15
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And it's all part of the campaign
my lovely granddaughters

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to reduce our... What?
- Emission of carbon dioxide.

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And without using inedibles
animal parts.

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Just good traditional grass.

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So no meat?
- No meat.

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Wonderful taste of the leaves.
- So delicious.

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Maybe it would taste better with...
Pepsi.

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Pepsi, officially carbonated
the drink of Zamundski McDowell.

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You look tired, father.
- Maybe he needs sleep.

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I am the heir
the throne of Zamunda.

25
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My two daughters will not embarrass me.
- Three daughters!

26
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Look! Prince Akim u
to its natural element,

27
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begs for mercy
the women of his life.

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Semmi, you might want to
sparring with my daughters

29
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and teach them some combinations.

30
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No doubt, you are theirs
the best teacher, your highness.

31
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My daughters are teaching me modern jargon.

32
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For example, is my princely one
clothes not divine?

33
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God, father. No one uses it anymore
the word "divine". - Really?

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I liked her.
- Your father called you.

35
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He wants to talk about an important matter.

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Tell me, Semmi, that important thing,
does it concern my marriage with the suitor

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who will one day sit on the throne of Zamunda?
- I will talk to my father in private.

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And how is my father today?
- He already ordered my execution three times.

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Then he must feel better.
- Prince Akim!

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Nexdorian soldiers.
I couldn't stop them. They are coming.

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I present the supreme
the leader of Nexdoria,

42
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conqueror of lands and hearts,

43
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lion wrestler,
elephant tamer,

44
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the inspiration for Mufasa,

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the most gifted man in Africa,

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General Izzi.

47
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Prince Akim. Look at him.

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My condolences for your father, the king.

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I thank your beautiful
wishes, General Izzie,

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but as you know, my father is still breathing.
- Hardly, but how much longer will it take?

51
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Why did you come, General?

52
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30 years ago, left
you are my sister before the altar.

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And the same again.
- Look at her.

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Imani,
I'm always glad to see you.

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If you had married her,
our countries would unite,

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and we would put a point on
decades of suffering for our people.

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General, over the years, tried
we have helped Nexdoria many times.

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I would most like to
help your country

59
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to get rid of poverty.
Zamunda can only offer so much.

60
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I didn't come here for the money.
I came for blood.

61
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But I don't mean killing.
No, no, but by blood relation.

62
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Through marriage, yes?

63
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Has your daughter considered
a proposal from my son?

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Hi, prince. My friend.

65
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Hi!
- Yes.

66
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I think him and Meeka
will have no future.

67
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Never.

68
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Bopoto, my daughter, is also in the game.
Maybe your son can be…

69
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But... But you don't have a son.

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Surely the shame is unbearable,
yes man, king,

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there are no heirs with eggs.

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Thanks for the visit, General.
Your presence reminds me

73
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to all the favorite swear words
my father addressed to you.

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He enjoyed calling
you with a stain of shit.

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I advise you to do it again
consider my offer.

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Better to be connected
by blood and marriage

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but separated by blood and war.

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My time has come, son.

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Pay attention to mine
words before i die.

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Please don't leave us so early,
your majesty. Zamundi needs you.

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Shut up, Sammy!
You don't have to mess with me anymore.

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I will die soon. Why that
couldn't it be you, Semmi?

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Yes, your majesty.
His life is worthless.

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His death would cheer me up.
- Grandma.

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The throne must belong
male heir. - Yes, father.

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Male heir.

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I apologize once again
for all the shame and disappointment

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what is mine genetic to you
offspring brought.

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Son, looks like they are
your masculinity issues

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were baseless.
- I saw that

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in the vision.

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You have a son.

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It's true.

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You have a son, Akim.

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Bastard.
- That's impossible.

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The only woman I'm with
Lisa was sleeping.

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Father, I didn't shine around
his royal seed.

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Sammy!

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Tell Akim the truth now.

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You remember being in Queens
Searching for the perfect woman every night?

101
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That. - I'm also...
How do I say this?

102
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I was looking for a perfect vagina.

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Or any vagina.

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We combed each one
corner of that disgusting city

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searching unsuccessfully
your ideal woman.

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<i>My name is Peach, and I'm the best</i>

107
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<i>All the DJs want to feel my breasts.</i>
- I've been watching you all evening,

108
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and I want to fuck you.

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And your friend.

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I went to hang out.
I've had enough.

111
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And I realized that if I wanted to
sow your seed in America,

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I need someone to take care of you.

113
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But don't worry,
I did not reveal our identity.

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Prince?

115
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Yes, prince. But he can't
to know that you know who he is.

116
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We are secret Africans.
- Secret Africans. Good job, honey.

117
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You don't have to lie like that
would get some of this ass.

118
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But you know what? I will have sex
with your friend.

119
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Just to throw up real quick, and...

120
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Then we can get to work.

121
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Maybe I wasn't thinking straight.
In my defense, for weeks

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they did not serve
royal bathers.

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But at that time,
it seemed like a good plan.

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I hope you like pumpkin pie.

125
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Because you will get the whole piece.

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That's not how it happened, father. I remember
that I met an immoral woman,

127
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but it didn't happen
inappropriate mating.

128
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She offered me hers
ceremonial plants.

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Prince.
- And then, if my memory serves me right,

130
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a wild boar ran into the room.
He jumped into my lap.

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And he started pounding me.
And he rammed me and rammed me!

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And nasty...

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Fool, what have you done to me?
- Come on, son.

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Just kill him.
- Kill him!

135
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So I actually have a son?
- An illegitimate son.

136
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Why his existence was
hidden from me all these years?

137
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I was hoping you would conceive
son in a legitimate way.

138
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The royal artist drew
drawing based on my vision.

139
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This is your bastard.
Listen to me, Prince Akim.

140
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General Izzie will take advantage
the death of our great king

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as a sign to attack the weak.
- Weak?

142
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I'm weak?
- I spoiled you, son.

143
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You are not strong or ruthless like me.
You will be killed.

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Within a week.
- In a month, at most.

145
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Prince Akim, follow the thunderbird.
It will lead you to your son.

146
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To follow the thunderbird?
- This is madness.

147
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If my family finds out about this...
- You will be safe.

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Our people will be safe.
That's the only way. You have to.

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Take it easy, father.
- The end is near.

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My funeral is due
be spectacular.

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And it will be, Dad.
- Let's keep it while I'm alive.

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It will be magnificent.

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In the beginning, the universe was created.

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stars, planets,
all visible objects in the universe

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they were created with one purpose:

156
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to pave the way for the greatest creation
of all, the birth of Jaffa Joffer.

157
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But today, we gather for a little while

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to pay respect to the king who is
brought great progress to our world.

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Zamundians, I present to you...
Ann Vogue.

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<i>What a king</i>

161
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<i>What a king, what a mighty one,
the good king</i>

162
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<i>I will repeat it now What a king,
what a king</i>

163
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<i>What a mighty, good king He is
is a mighty, mighty good king...</i>

164
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And now Salt-N-Pepa!

165
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<i>My king is as cool as Barak,
but his voice is deep</i>

166
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<i>He has a body like Michael
B. and Denzel's face</i>

167
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<i>Moves like How,
his face is on his own banknotes</i>

168
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<i>He is good in every region,
and has its own country</i>

169
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<i>It looks terrible,
every time I see him</i>

170
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<i>Lover and leader,
other kings cannot be like him</i>

171
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<i>He dresses perfectly,
but even in jeans</i>

172
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<i>He is a god-given original,
the king of my dreams</i>

173
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,731
<i>What a king</i>

174
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<i>What a king, what a mighty one,
the good king</i>

175
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<i>So good, so good What a king,
what a king</i>

176
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<i>What a mighty, good king</i>

177
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Waste of time!

178
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With the death of our great king,
the world has changed forever.

179
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When he died,
no one smiled anymore.

180
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Holidays are cancelled.
Holidays ignored.

181
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He leaves...
- People didn't have sex anymore.

182
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Our great king
is gone forever.

183
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Gladys Knight.
<i>- He leaves</i>

184
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<i>Leave
- On the midnight train

185
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<i>From Zamunda
- He leaves on the midnight train

186
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<i>Yes, go away</i> - Son.
- Yes, father.

187
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<i>He said it goes up, up, up</i>

188
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<i>Going up to the big one...</i>
- Remember what I told you.

189
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<i>Sahara in the sky...</i>
- I'm going to die now.

190
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Don't joke, father. Everything will be...

191
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<i>Please don't leave us,
lead us</i>

192
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<i>Take us on that midnight train</i>
- Father? <i> - From Zamunda</i>

193
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:11,758
<i>Take us to midnight
by train from Zamunda

194
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<i>Because this nation's only hope
- This country</i>'s next ruler

195
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:22,143
<i>is a son who cannot have a son</i>

196
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<i>Then what's the point? She's gone

197
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<i>Sad, sad, sad.</i>

198
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I just ran out of the biggest one
man in his life.

199
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Nexdorian will soon have me
warriors kill.

200
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And I have a child on the other side of the world.
- Don't lose heart while you are grieving.

201
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,936
You are now the king.
Be like your father.

202
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:09,857
Order me. Throw things at me.
It will cheer you up.

203
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,030
Prepare me a royal plane.

204
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,910
We are going back to America.

205
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:26,540
Not at all, your majesty!
- We'll find that bastard from Queens,

206
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,750
I will look into his eyes, and if I see

207
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the strength of our ancestors,
I'll know it's mine.

208
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Then he must return to Zamunda
to pass the princely test.

209
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Heir to the throne of Zamunda,
born in america

210
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the land of opportunity.

211
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What kind of man do you think he is?
That bastard.

212
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:55,028
If the blood of the Joffers
flows through the veins,

213
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it is surely predestined
for big things.

214
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,791
You mean look decent?
- I just want to act suitable for employment.

215
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,128
Everyone will hire before you
those copies of Mitt Romney.

216
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:16,737
Why not? I have experience as a salesperson.
- That reminds me.

217
00:20:16,738 --> 00:20:19,969
Saint Jones plays at the Garden.
Take these cards there.

218
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,971
Don't lower the price until
the match does not start.

219
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,766
I can't deal with it anymore,
man. I can't.

220
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,644
That survival from today to tomorrow
it has to stop. I want something reliable.

221
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,689
I'm in my thirties now.
- Since when?

222
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From today!

223
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:37,236
From today. Today is my birthday.

224
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,740
And you forgot.
- Listen to me, young Jedi, okay?

225
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,243
You have to learn to relax.
I'm your uncle.

226
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,664
Come down from the clouds. Clear, son?
- L. Junson.

227
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:53,001
Don't use a white voice.
- Here.

228
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I understand smart people
phones and technology.

229
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:02,595
I am well versed in new trends.

230
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:07,307
If you hire me, I won't let you down.
- That's really inspiring.

231
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,935
Just give me a chance, Mr. Duke.

232
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,938
God, please.
My father is Mr. Duke.

233
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:17,192
And my grandfather and his brother
was founded by Duke and Duke.

234
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,488
Please just call me Calvin.
- Good. I'll call you Calvin.

235
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:23,281
I noticed here
in education, yes...

236
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:26,035
Did it say yes
didn't you finish college?

237
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,138
Yes, you see, I was missing 3 points
to get a degree in business,

238
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,914
but then my mom got fired,

239
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,625
and I had to drop out of college
to help with the rent.

240
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,128
Is she a drug addict?
- What?

241
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:40,842
Has a gambling problem or...
- No, my friend. - Was it the father or...

242
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,595
I had no father.

243
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,057
I went to boarding school,
so I haven't seen for months

244
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,228
parents, except for holidays,
and that can be difficult.

245
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,440
I've read a lot of studies that say

246
00:21:55,522 --> 00:22:00,028
that the absence of a dominant male
figures in the family, harmful to the child.

247
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:04,490
That's what they say?
- Yes, that's what they say. - Who? - Scientists.

248
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:08,536
Bill Nye is... - A scientist.
- Your man, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

249
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,829
Do you think that non-existence

250
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:15,417
such a male role model can
represent a handicap for you?

251
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:20,673
It comes to him the same way as when you have
a father who gives you a position.

252
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:24,719
"Gifts"?
Nothing was given to me.

253
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,971
You want to say yes daddy
he never donated the building

254
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:30,641
to enroll you in a prestigious college?
- No. That.

255
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:36,064
A small library outside the camp.
- And daddy never had to take you away secretly

256
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,278
to a reputable rehab clinic

257
00:22:38,278 --> 00:22:40,429
to cover up your cocaine
Addiction, Calvin?

258
00:22:40,463 --> 00:22:42,403
It was oxycodone,
and my mother took me.

259
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:48,950
Kiss my ass, Calvin. You know what?
You've been judging me since I walked in here.

260
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,537
Which is terrible because
I am very motivated.

261
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:53,473
I can't wait for them to find it
photos on which

262
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:58,795
you have a black face at the office party.
- I was Will Smith's Aladdin.

263
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,298
Peace, Calvin.
- There was a blue face all over the black...

264
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,535
Queens has changed a lot.

265
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:36,540
Yes, but some things are not.

266
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:42,421
Floyd "Money" Mayweather has no idea.
- He beat up that Filipino.

267
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,298
"Pack-a-quando," "Pack-a-mondo."

268
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,593
Whatever it's called,
beat that guy, Clarence.

269
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,180
And he beat that madman
Conor McGregor, the Irishman.

270
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,557
Yes, because he had to
do it for black people.

271
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,618
In this political climate,
a black man must not

272
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,104
get beaten by a white man.
There would be unrest.

273
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:01,208
I wanted riots anyway. Wanted
reach the flat screen TV by myself.

274
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,573
Let me be damned!
Look who came here.

275
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:11,701
These are Kunta Kinte and Ebola.

276
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,327
Hunger and Blood Diamond.
- Nelson Mandela and Winnie.

277
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,655
Those hungry babies with flies on their faces.

278
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,295
You overdid it. We won't talk
such crap about hungry babies.

279
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,615
Get out of my chair
when you talk such crap.

280
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,467
Politically incorrect.
- Someone needs to beat you up.

281
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,510
Get up and beat him up, Sweets.

282
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,364
Don't rudely hand me money.

283
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,515
Get out of here. Buy a machine
and then cut your hair yourself.

284
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:39,103
I could beat that guy like a cat.
- I'm glad to see you.

285
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,332
It seems that your area is thriving.
- It's about gentrification.

286
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:45,335
When black people lived here,
this area had nothing.

287
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:49,447
When white people move in, they win
its cafes and dog parks,

288
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:53,159
and my brother-in-law on Foch boulevard
it is worth 10 million dollars.

289
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,827
Your boyfriend is not worth 10 million.

290
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,612
My boyfriend is worth 10 million!

291
00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,665
And I'll sell it and get a Tesla.

292
00:24:59,689 --> 00:25:02,019
America has certainly changed
since our last visit.

293
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,880
Your president is finally black
united this great country.

294
00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:10,218
Yes, but now everything has gone to hell.
- We're all going to die. We just don't know how.

295
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:13,471
It will be by the Nazis.
The Nazis are back,

296
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:18,351
but now they dress like
nerds and want to kill people.

297
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:21,895
Anyone can be a Nazi. It is
did you notice that, prince?

298
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:25,097
Akim is now the king of Africa.
- I'll be damned.

299
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:27,734
Do you have children? I have children.

300
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:30,946
Actually, I have one granddaughter
who used to be a grandson.

301
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,406
I can convert you now
penis into vagina.

302
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:37,327
It's science.
- I can certainly arrange it

303
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,372
the long ones,
the dangling tits you have in Africa.

304
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:42,290
You're not even allowed a pacifier these days
pinch. You'll get fired for that.

305
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,417
I'm sorry you can't anymore

306
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,545
touch a woman's body
as you like.

307
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,006
It doesn't matter.
I used to do that when I was young.

308
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:59,474
What are you doing here, Idiot Amin?
- I came for a reason.

309
00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:02,019
I recently discovered that I am
may have conceived an illegitimate son

310
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,396
here in this country,
during my last visit.

311
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,025
The long arm of family law
always put them back.

312
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:12,279
How much alimony does he get from you?
- The king does not pay alimony.

313
00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:17,617
You haven't paid child support for 30 years,
and you came back? You are stupid!

314
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,663
My son has been without a father for too long.

315
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:25,792
I saw him. - It's a guy
which is always in front of the Garden.

316
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,715
Ticket resale code
Madison Square Garden.

317
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,423
It's probably there now, okay
Saint John's game tickets.

318
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:34,551
Their mascot is a big turkey.
- No, but a thunderbird.

319
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:40,016
"Follow the thunderbird."
- Come on, people!

320
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:46,105
I have five! I have 5 tickets for
game with Middle Tennessee!

321
00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:50,873
Come on, people! you want it,
i got it! I have five cards

322
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,445
for the Middle Tennessee State game,
my friend. - No. - Come on, man.

323
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,906
Is there anything better than paying
watching students play for nothing?

324
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,777
Semmi, look.

325
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:07,042
That's my potential
illegitimate son.

326
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:11,087
Akim. You are the king of Zamunda.

327
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,590
Your noble face is
known worldwide.

328
00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:17,928
You can't roam the streets
as we used to do.

329
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:23,058
Come on, Middle Tennessee State.
Come on, people.

330
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:27,563
They have a center of 226 cm. You see him
before his knees give way.

331
00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,942
Hello.

332
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:36,697
Do you want tickets, my friend?
- No, thanks.

333
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:44,121
I am King Akim Joffer, the king
They are waiting. And I believe that you are...

334
00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:49,751
What's your name?
- Lavelle.

335
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:55,383
Lavelle Junson. - Lavelle Junson,
you are the heir to the throne of Zamunda.

336
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,679
My firstborn child
and my only son.

337
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:07,228
Yes, my son.
- Do you put candles on the cake?

338
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:10,198
31 candles.
I need 31 candles on that cake.

339
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,022
There are only 10 in a pack, so…

340
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,527
What do you mean, only 10?
Why are there only 10?

341
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,445
Because I didn't have enough to take
another pack of candles.

342
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:20,467
It's your cousin's birthday.
Try to make 31 candles.

343
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:24,494
Cut the candle in half.
- That's only 20.

344
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:30,000
Cousin! Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!

345
00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:33,253
Happy birthday, cousin!
- Honey, happy birthday!

346
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:42,304
God. My African.

347
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,181
I told you he'd be back!

348
00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,474
Boy, why didn't you?
said you were bringing company?

349
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,259
I would clean up.

350
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,770
Do you know this man?
- I know this man very well.

351
00:28:50,785 --> 00:28:56,777
I know this man very well.
I know this man intimately. - Yes,

352
00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:58,863
I am very glad
seeing you again...

353
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:06,412
Mary. - Mary. - Like a Virgo.
- Good, honey. All right.

354
00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:08,455
Virgin? Not our Mary.
- She's not a virgin.

355
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:11,790
You know that.
- You know what? That's right. You played roles.

356
00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:15,587
I think he should have
be a prince or something.

357
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:18,757
He is no longer a prince.
He is our king.

358
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,679
He is king now.
- King? - Good, king.

359
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:28,099
Do you still have that smooth scepter?

360
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:32,788
Not. Nobody wants to hear that on my birthday.
- Mary. - Mom, really,

361
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:36,317
is this man my father
- Father? Boy...

362
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:42,114
Yes, it's possible that he is.

363
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:44,365
You know I was a whore, right?

364
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,636
Do you know that I used to drag myself around the streets?
- You were a whore. - I didn't charge.

365
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,455
I should have charged.
- In one of those Fashion new dresses.

366
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:53,917
Because I was an easy woman.
- Mary. I came back to get my son.

367
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,963
To take his place on the throne
which rightfully belongs to him. - He won't be able to.

368
00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:01,233
Zamunda, Wakanda, Connecticut...
I don't know where you are from.

369
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:04,260
Exactly.
- But I've been watching this boy since birth.

370
00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:07,597
Please.
That is his legitimate right.

371
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:10,934
I'm just giving him a chance
to have a better life.

372
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:14,395
Not. My friend, really, listen.
I don't know what you think you are,

373
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,775
but I will tell you who I am.
I'm Lavelle Junson, okay?

374
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,567
And I don't need help.

375
00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:24,490
Just a little.
- It's my fault.

376
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:27,535
Continue.
- God.

377
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,121
Do the right thing. Come on, boy.

378
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:41,589
Are those coins? Are they
that gold bar? Here's the cash.

379
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,844
I'm thinking about who I am

380
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,221
to refuse to become a prince?

381
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,849
Mom, pack your bags. Let's go.

382
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:55,270
Amen! I'll get my own
a cabin with its own shaman?

383
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:59,525
We only offer to take away
Lavella back to Zamunda.

384
00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:02,694
He won't be able to do that. I won't get on the plane

385
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:07,156
to fly to the other side of the world
without a mother. All right? She goes too.

386
00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:14,182
Let it be so.
- So be it. - So be it.

387
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:18,001
I'm going to pack.
- Good, honey. - Mary, you're just going to leave?

388
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:21,547
You know my Playstation doesn't want to go anywhere.
- And your things?

389
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,048
They are terrible. You can take them.

390
00:31:25,593 --> 00:31:30,972
Inform General Izzi that I have picked up
his son from America. - Yes, Your Majesty.

391
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:34,809
We packed up.

392
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,313
The limousine is waiting for you downstairs.

393
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,276
Limousine? We have a limo.
- Please? Limousine!

394
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:43,169
I haven't been in a limo since 2000.
- Hi. What's up? - What's up, guys?

395
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:48,324
How are you? You are so sweet.
- Do you think Lisa will understand?

396
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:51,993
What is there that is not understood?
- You lied to me!

397
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,829
I wasn't really lying to you.
- This seems to me to be Semmi's oil.

398
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:59,335
I don't want to shift the blame,
but, yes, you are right

399
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,753
when you assume it is
Semmi had something with this.

400
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,537
I should have known about this.

401
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:09,030
I didn't know what to do. I'm just alone
was trying to do the right thing.

402
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,930
For our family or for Zamunda?

403
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:17,519
Good. You have an illegitimate son.

404
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,230
He wouldn't be the first king to have one.
- True.

405
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:22,106
After all,
we didn't even know each other then.

406
00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:24,734
Exactly. We didn't even meet then
knew. I didn't deceive you.

407
00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:26,694
It happened before
of our acquaintance.

408
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,964
You're not the first man either
with whom I was.

409
00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:31,866
Yes, I... Stop. What are you right now?
said about other men?

410
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:35,336
I guess you didn't
you did nothing wrong, did you?

411
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,039
That was an inadvertent mistake
which can happen to anyone

412
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:40,359
who is the best friend
presented to an unknown woman

413
00:32:40,384 --> 00:32:44,046
who drugged him and fought with him.
But what you said... The other men

414
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,828
with whom you were...

415
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:53,888
From now on,
you will have to be honest with me.

416
00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:58,935
No more surprises.
- I promise. No more surprises, sugar.

417
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:04,400
There will never be any more surprises.
- What?

418
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:08,319
Look at this lobby!
- I have to take some pictures for Instagram.

419
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:11,924
To hell with it!
- God! - Hashtag "family"!

420
00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:15,285
That's the last surprise.
- Hello! What's up? - Hello!

421
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:19,163
What's up, family?
I'll hug you because I love hugging.

422
00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:23,585
Hello, queen! Sorry what
I slept with your man.

423
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:28,715
It's okay.
- What is it about here? - Children.

424
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,969
children,
I would like you to meet your brother.

425
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:35,138
Lavelle, this is Princess Tinashe.

426
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:39,268
Tinashe, this is your half brother
from America. Princess Omma,

427
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,604
this is your half brother from America.

428
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:47,025
This is my eldest daughter, the princess
Meek. Meeka, this is your semi...

429
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:51,989
Half brother. They know that.
I think they get it. How are you?

430
00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:55,992
And I'm Mary. How are you?
Just call me second mom.

431
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,578
But you don't have to, girls.

432
00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:03,040
But I should, because in a way I am.
- Look at us.

433
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:08,255
One big, happy Zamundsko-Armerička
a rearranged aristocratic family.

434
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:11,675
Like the Kardashians!

435
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:33,947
And that's the story of the bunny and the bear.
Good time today, kids.

436
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:37,576
Now go play. Play with
with their grenades and Kalashnikovs.

437
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:41,371
Sifo, don't mess with sarin.
All right? He is dangerous.

438
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:44,625
General Izzie,
we have just been notified

439
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:51,590
that King Akim returned from America with his son.
- My son?

440
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,760
Son.

441
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:14,112
I'm so hungry I could
eat a zebra's ass.

442
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:23,496
Lavelle, what did you do in Queens
before you knew you were a prince?

443
00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,873
I didn't do anything
you know what i mean?

444
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,710
I'm weighing between opportunities.

445
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:33,005
You know? - Let me tell you something,
baby You are a prince now. All right?

446
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:37,844
And one day, all this will be yours.
This long table, all this food,

447
00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:43,307
this entire kingdom.
- I always thought Meeka would be queen.

448
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:46,311
A woman is not allowed to rule
Zamundom. That's the law.

449
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,606
Will it be this guy?

450
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:55,528
I lost my appetite.

451
00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:07,498
Will someone tell me why
is this mashed potato black?

452
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:11,335
It's caviar.
- Coffee-what? - Caviar, mom.

453
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:13,422
That's the name of our cousin.

454
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,168
Are you sure you're in the right room?

455
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:26,601
Lisa, please. I get it from everyone
side. Meeka is very upset.

456
00:36:30,606 --> 00:36:35,152
Did it occur to you that maybe
Meeka wanted to be your heir?

457
00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:38,447
You practically trained her
her whole life for that.

458
00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:44,869
This guy wouldn't be my first choice,
but what can i do?

459
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:50,125
He is my first born, my only one
son, and you know what the law is.

460
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:54,588
It speaks from you
your father, not you.

461
00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:56,371
Good night.

462
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:07,893
Lisa, I was wondering,
I just got back from my trip

463
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:14,065
which was very tiring, and thought
maybe you're in the mood...

464
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:18,987
Yes, it may have been inappropriate
to even suggest such a thing.

465
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:24,034
Good night, baby. Sweet dreams, baby.

466
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,583
This is bullshit.

467
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,262
Good morning.

468
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:54,106
Good morning, Zamunda!

469
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,239
Good morning, prince.

470
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:08,704
"My prince." I like that.
- Do you want us to bathe you?

471
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,789
Give me a bath?

472
00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:21,215
All three?

473
00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:28,974
Naked?

474
00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:35,563
Good. All right. I'll be right back.

475
00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,347
Mom?

476
00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:40,735
Mom! Listen...

477
00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,797
I panicked
because there are three girls

478
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:45,090
right now in my room,
and they offered to bathe me.

479
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:48,577
Honey, first of all, calm down. U
okay? You know we are in a foreign country.

480
00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:51,246
And you know they have
different traditions

481
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,623
and customs,
other ways of doing things.

482
00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:58,045
Get used to it. It's princely
thing. They bathe you, okay?

483
00:38:58,128 --> 00:39:00,755
That.
- So be a prince. - "Be a prince."

484
00:39:00,789 --> 00:39:02,505
Go enjoy a swim.
- Okay.

485
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,760
Okay, mom. Thanks.
- Go take a bath.

486
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,012
The royal genitalia are clean,
ma'am.

487
00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:20,942
Just one more time, to be sure.

488
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:33,704
Good morning, your royal
your highness. I'm Mirembe.

489
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:37,958
I will be your royalty
groomer. Please do me the honor

490
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:40,586
by arranging for you
your most precious hair.

491
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:47,844
The one on the top of your head, sir.
- Precious bevel head. Good. - Yes.

492
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,847
You must be royal
bathers thoroughly bathed,

493
00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:53,557
judging by the smile on your face.

494
00:39:56,811 --> 00:40:00,023
Please sit back and relax.

495
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:16,998
Look at her. You look wonderful.
- Thank you.

496
00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:20,835
And you look so...
- Right? - What is this?

497
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:23,170
I have a royal barber,
and she did it to me.

498
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,759
We have to go.
- Good. We can do it.

499
00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:44,442
Introducing Lavelle
Junson from Queens!

500
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:50,532
And my mom.
- And his mom.

501
00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:57,581
Hi baby daddy king.
- Queen's stepmother, what's up?

502
00:40:57,664 --> 00:41:01,802
Mother, don't you have a dress like that?
- Thanks for the loan.

503
00:41:01,885 --> 00:41:04,670
The royal tailors had to add
more material to be just right.

504
00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:08,507
You have a great wardrobe, honey. - And who are you?
said you can rummage through my closet?

505
00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:11,302
I thought, since we are a family,

506
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:16,682
maybe we could share a couple...
Why is your mom so arrogant?

507
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:20,103
What does "arrogant" mean?
- I'm not arrogant.

508
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:23,523
Arrogant bitch said what?
- What?

509
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,306
You said that.

510
00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:31,322
We do it in Queens.
- It is very important that you are right now

511
00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:34,492
here. Because of education.

512
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:36,286
At any moment, the world leader can

513
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:42,375
fly in through the door with
some urgent suggestions.

514
00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:04,731
General Izzie,
a totally unexpected surprise.

515
00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:08,610
King Akim,
I came to congratulate you

516
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:14,699
for locating lost sperm.
The sea thinks of me too for its stray bullets.

517
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:20,204
Thank you for the kind words.
- But I didn't come with just words.

518
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:25,043
I came with a present
for your new prince.

519
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:35,844
With your permission, King Akim.
- Permission granted.

520
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:04,456
I would like to introduce you
your daughter, Bopoto!

521
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:34,853
<i>How can I say this</i>

522
00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:37,139
<i>not to be offensive and irritating</i>

523
00:43:37,170 --> 00:43:39,257
That's my song!
- That's her song. - It's Prince!

524
00:43:39,264 --> 00:43:43,163
<i>Everyone is saying that you are not beaten</i>

525
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:45,039
<i>They say you don't even know,</i>

526
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:48,043
<i>honey, how long</i>

527
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,826
<i>It's hard for me to say something correctly</i>

528
00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:51,784
<i>When she just wants to
doing the wrong</i>thing

529
00:43:51,789 --> 00:43:53,586
<i>Cum</i>

530
00:43:53,621 --> 00:43:57,052
<i>23 positions during
one night stand</i>s

531
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,219
<i>I'll just invite you</i>

532
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:01,047
<i>After you say I can</i>

533
00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:02,889
<i>Cum</i>

534
00:44:02,891 --> 00:44:06,101
<i>Let a woman be a woman and a man
be a man</i>

535
00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:08,271
<i>Cum</i>

536
00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,673
<i>If you want me, baby, here I am</i>

537
00:44:10,757 --> 00:44:12,507
<i>Here I am.</i>

538
00:44:12,547 --> 00:44:14,579
To hell with it!

539
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,911
Look here, boy.
Look here. You know that song.

540
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:26,956
Fix that bitch!
Do it for your country.

541
00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,628
<i>One, two, three, no, little cutie</i>

542
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,630
<i>I don't drink</i>

543
00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:35,643
<i>Break this. I was thinking</i>something

544
00:44:35,677 --> 00:44:37,884
<i>You plus me, what a time</i>

545
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:40,719
<i>If you think so,
we can continue outside</i>

546
00:44:40,804 --> 00:44:43,389
<i>Lean your pretty
body next to the parking machine</i>

547
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:45,766
<i>Take off your dress
as I take off the wrapper</i>

548
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,550
<i>almond chocolates</i>

549
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,771
Let me show you baby
that I'm a talented guy</i>

550
00:44:52,898 --> 00:44:54,599
What's up?

551
00:44:55,443 --> 00:45:00,907
King Akim, shall we join ours
families married under one flag

552
00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:05,452
marrying your bastards
with my Bopoto?

553
00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:13,168
General, as you know,
I have a very tough attitude

554
00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:19,467
regarding arranged marriages. Genuine
love is the pillar of my kingdom.

555
00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:28,226
But if this is something that Lavelle
he wants, who am I to stand in his way?

556
00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:30,009
Wait, what?
- Father.

557
00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:36,067
Lavelle, do you want to?
- Yes. It can.

558
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:39,403
Then it's solved!
- Let's continue!

559
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:42,322
There will be a wedding with
with semi-automatic weapons!

560
00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:53,333
Remember the last ones
your father's words.

561
00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:56,753
The guy has to pass
the princely test.

562
00:45:56,838 --> 00:46:00,800
If you forget the prince's test,
it would be like spitting in your face

563
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:04,137
the great Joffers, your ancestors.

564
00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,838
Who is this aunt?

565
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:09,923
I give you a week.

566
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:14,563
I wouldn't want to go back
planning your death.

567
00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:20,268
What is "Zoot"? Are you going?
Does that mean "go away"?

568
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:31,079
I'll see you in a week,
my prince. - Good.

569
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:36,335
Father, can we talk about this?
- There is nothing to talk about.

570
00:46:36,418 --> 00:46:38,838
Nexdoria is our biggest threat.

571
00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:41,757
That peace is based on
sexual needs

572
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:46,512
the son you barely know is irrelevant.
- I said there was nothing to talk about.

573
00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:58,775
This is ZNN.
- Good evening, my neighbors.

574
00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:03,028
I am Totatsi Bibinyana.
There was an unexpected twist,

575
00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:08,784
Zamundska newspaper network is
confirmed that King Akim has a son.

576
00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,610
While it is still too early to determine

577
00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:14,414
does the guy have the strength,
intelligence, or some ability,

578
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:19,963
we know he's a man. And what
concerns the Zamundo royal family,

579
00:47:20,045 --> 00:47:21,746
that is enough.

580
00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:26,135
The prince's test has 3 tests.
- Good. - Culture,

581
00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:31,266
critical thinking, and most importantly,
bravery. - Where do we start?

582
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:37,313
Teach the young prince to walk royally.
- That's what we'll do.

583
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:40,023
We will teach you to walk like a prince.

584
00:47:40,108 --> 00:47:43,695
What's wrong with the way I walk now?
- You walk like an American pimp.

585
00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:47,532
You dress like a slave from the future.
You look like old Jar Jar Binks.

586
00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:54,163
Here, in this hall, you will face
with his zamundi heritage.

587
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,206
Let's start.

588
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,793
Jompu Joffer.
- Jampu...

589
00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:04,340
Jacob Joffer.
- Jujkoof... - The mighty Jokeim Joffer,

590
00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,509
the handsomest of all the Joffers.

591
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:12,181
Tighten the background.
Throw your shoulders back.

592
00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:16,059
Raise your chin.
Pull your stomach in and walk like that.

593
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,896
Now? Shall I walk? Good.

594
00:48:20,023 --> 00:48:22,608
This is a royal move.
- Good.

595
00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:27,447
Stop! Don't...
- Get in your ass.

596
00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:30,365
And who is this?
- It's Jappa Joffer.

597
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:34,579
Not. - Jabba the Hutt Joffer. - No.
- Jumpin' Jack Flash Joffer.

598
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:37,349
Not.
- Gerald Levert Joffer? - No.

599
00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:41,085
Jimmy "Jay Jay" Walker Joffer?
- No. - Jabberwocky Joffer. - No.

600
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:43,378
James Brown Joffer.

601
00:48:50,762 --> 00:48:54,474
What am I doing here? I'm hungry.

602
00:48:54,556 --> 00:48:58,978
I'm late for swimming. What am I looking for?

603
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:01,271
It's a damn lion, bro!

604
00:49:01,356 --> 00:49:04,692
Only when you take a mustache
of a resting lion

605
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,527
you will be ready to become a prince.

606
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,242
It's a joke. It's a joke, because I know

607
00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:17,871
that a mollusk like you never was
did such a thing. - I did.

608
00:49:17,954 --> 00:49:23,835
From the first attempt. - Well... Yes.
From the first attempt. Very brave.

609
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,106
You will need courage
of all your ancestors...

610
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,173
A machete? A rocket launcher? What do you have?

611
00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:33,096
And your cunning
the western world. And this.

612
00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:41,728
Thanks.

613
00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:53,282
What a piece of shit.

614
00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:59,831
I don't belong here.
- You are the son of King Zamunda.

615
00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:03,583
You come from a long line of Joffers,
and...

616
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:06,670
I come from a long line
decanted nobodys.

617
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:13,385
How could I think I could
have this? Or any of these?

618
00:50:14,594 --> 00:50:18,724
Cut it out, okay? Cut it out.

619
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:23,146
You want to get rid of yours
royal-princely girls?

620
00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:30,360
You have a right.
To be honest, it doesn't suit you.

621
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:34,782
One of the many left behind
zamundi traditions.

622
00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:40,704
That. Since when do you mean that?
Do you know how much this itches?

623
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:45,293
This is a rat's tail. And which one
is he cool with a lion's mustache?

624
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,128
Really, what's the big deal with that?

625
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,673
I can't do this now, man.

626
00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:56,471
Look where I am.

627
00:50:58,181 --> 00:51:00,224
It shouldn't be here.

628
00:51:01,266 --> 00:51:05,021
All my life I dream of
my old man shows up and takes me away

629
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:09,233
me and my mom into a new life.
And I find out that he is the king.

630
00:51:09,317 --> 00:51:13,153
Whole countries. And the only way
to fulfill his expectations

631
00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:16,865
is to walk as if I have
stick in the ass and die.

632
00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:20,952
It's not for me, Miremba.

633
00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:24,623
And I can't be that
what he wants me to be.

634
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:32,422
Then don't be like a king
Akim already as Prince Akim.

635
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,927
Isn't that the same person?

636
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:41,389
You haven't heard the story. Everyone at Zamunda knows

637
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:45,228
the legend of Prince Akima

638
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:51,442
in the land of Queens.
Prince Akim was an obedient prince

639
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:54,277
and devoted son of Zamunda.
- Hello, Babar.

640
00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:57,907
But he believed that man must walk
your own path and follow your heart.

641
00:51:57,989 --> 00:52:01,577
I intend to find myself a bride.
- What's wrong with the one you currently have?

642
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:05,164
Barks like a dog.
I want a woman who will be

643
00:52:05,248 --> 00:52:09,085
smart and sexy.
- He flew across the sea

644
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,838
to find his true love.
there,

645
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:18,344
in barbarian land, queens, prince akim
fought against the prying burglars,

646
00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:23,099
vulgar barbers,
sexist clergy,

647
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:28,271
to win the heart of his true self
love, Lisa McDowell of Queens.

648
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:42,577
The wedding was grandiose,
beautiful and magical.

649
00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:46,873
A new dawn has dawned in Zamunda,
a new ray of hope

650
00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:51,418
and changes. King Akim...

651
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:56,965
maybe he forgot his story,
but the Zamundians are not.

652
00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:11,188
You shape your own destiny.
Don't be Prince Zamunda.

653
00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:13,733
Be the Prince of Queens.

654
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:27,829
Lavelle Junson from Queens.

655
00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:48,643
If his majesty wishes it,
I present to you Kareem Junson,

656
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:54,356
also known as Uncle Reem,
my royal consigliere.

657
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,525
It's in Italian
"mentor for attracting girls."

658
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:59,778
You don't need any other
teacher but your king and father.

659
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:02,197
No, no.
Watch what you say, sponsor.

660
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,617
because while you were here,
rode elephants and chased Tarzan,

661
00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:08,913
I taught this one
a boy on the streets of Queens.

662
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,932
Okay, that's...
- No, because he doesn't know me.

663
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:14,376
You don't know me either.
- No, you don't know me.

664
00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:17,003
You don't know me.
- I'll cut you out. - Enough.

665
00:54:19,172 --> 00:54:24,804
Uncle Reem from Queens, welcome
you are in my kingdom. - Come on.

666
00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:28,056
Benson, do you have any brownies from
crab? I need protein.

667
00:54:28,139 --> 00:54:32,228
Who is Benson?
- Benson is you. - Just a little.

668
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,688
To play Spotify quickly.

669
00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:39,735
Let's go.
- I agree.

670
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,112
See his feet?
- Yes. - See where his hand is?

671
00:54:42,195 --> 00:54:46,617
See how it moves?
- Yes. It has a fluidity to it.

672
00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:51,329
As Bruce Lee said, "Be
like water." This is Hebbe Joffer.

673
00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:54,438
According to legend, he could speak with
animals and people thought he was crazy

674
00:54:54,490 --> 00:54:56,291
until he made the giraffe dance.

675
00:54:57,253 --> 00:55:00,965
It seems to be approaching us
royal wedding.

676
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:04,260
For more on that, we're joined by Semmi.
- I'm glad, Totatsi.

677
00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:09,764
According to our ZNN source from the palace,
we find out and I quote,

678
00:55:09,849 --> 00:55:13,768
"The guy breaks the prince test

679
00:55:13,853 --> 00:55:18,606
since his handsome i
crazy smart uncle appeared."

680
00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:23,112
That's absurd, Totatsi. Who is your source?
- What's the problem?

681
00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:26,949
A luxurious life for me.
- What do you think you are, Reem?

682
00:55:27,032 --> 00:55:30,215
messing around behind the king's back?
- You just gossip... - Gentlemen.

683
00:55:30,286 --> 00:55:33,873
And when my cousin rules this land,
you will turn from a royal asshole

684
00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:37,561
in the royal dupebrisca.
- I don't want to do that. - Please, Mr...

685
00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:40,880
I eat a lot of fried food,
so don't come to me

686
00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:42,715
without two-ply toilet paper.

687
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:54,351
Good.

688
00:55:56,896 --> 00:56:00,858
That's right. - I think I understood.
- Don't hurt anyone.

689
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:04,045
You have learned something. Now let me hear
how do you say, "Hi, bitch."

690
00:56:04,070 --> 00:56:07,530
Hi, bitch.
- That's right. That's how we do it in Queens.

691
00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:10,793
Hi, bitch.
- No, no. Don't do that. That's his mother.

692
00:56:10,818 --> 00:56:12,702
That is not said...
- No, not to his mother.

693
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,706
You fat American.
- No. - For 25 cents a day,

694
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:20,335
i could feed your skinny ass.
- Go to hell, Western weasel!

695
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:23,963
Why don't you go?
- Make me. - You know what? And I will.

696
00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:27,510
You cholesterol disaster...
- Good, good.

697
00:56:27,592 --> 00:56:30,280
Totatsi! Call the guards!
- We're going for a short break.

698
00:56:31,764 --> 00:56:34,391
This is Forrest Whitaker.
I'm kidding. That's not...

699
00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:38,288
This is Tunde Joffer.
Because of him, the people of Zamund migrated

700
00:56:38,311 --> 00:56:41,023
from north to east.
- He's doing pretty well.

701
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,608
That?

702
00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:54,494
One test remains:
taking the lion's whiskers.

703
00:56:56,371 --> 00:57:01,626
How will you overcome fear?
- I won't.

704
00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:05,255
It's a lion.
- It helps when you watch them

705
00:57:05,338 --> 00:57:07,039
like large house cats.

706
00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:12,304
Large house cats?
Really? When did you realize that?

707
00:57:12,387 --> 00:57:16,432
During your 10th or 11th attempt?
- I don't know what you're talking about.

708
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:20,478
I was successful the first time,
like my father. - Jaffe Joffer.

709
00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:22,981
And his father before him.
- Jappa Joffer.

710
00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:26,068
Very good!

711
00:57:27,443 --> 00:57:31,030
Watch out.
- Shit! - Don't be afraid.

712
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:34,827
This is Babar, he is my friend.
I have known him since he was a small elephant.

713
00:57:34,909 --> 00:57:37,304
Let it pass. Get out of the way. Let it pass.
- Good.

714
00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:41,458
Go through, Babar, my friend.
Babar, the magnificent.

715
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:45,880
I've known him since he was there
a little elephant, and now he's a father too.

716
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,663
Big!

717
00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,847
I have to admit,
your behavior and style

718
00:57:54,929 --> 00:57:57,766
they are unknown in my kingdom,
but it is impressive.

719
00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:03,480
Really? I just try to be
like you. You know what I mean?

720
00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:08,777
Mirembe, my royal hairdresser,
she told me the story that your old

721
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,987
wanted to marry a Nexdorian girl,

722
00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:14,199
so you went to queens yes
you find a woman who suits you.

723
00:58:16,367 --> 00:58:18,621
I wanted to find more than a woman.

724
00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:22,248
To find someone to be with
connected at every level.

725
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,168
Someone who knows my roots

726
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:27,378
even though we come from two
completely different worlds.

727
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:34,719
And it can be said that I am
also searched for himself.

728
00:58:37,806 --> 00:58:40,893
Rest, son.

729
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:44,510
Thanks, old man.

730
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:10,880
He looks hungry.
You can see that he is walking like he is crawling.

731
00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:13,259
You don't like me since
i came here

732
00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:15,219
and I get that, but it's not my fault

733
00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:18,012
that your dad pumped mine
mom and dragged me back to Africa.

734
00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:22,476
No one is asking you to stay.
- Everything is fine, sister. Everything is fine.

735
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,728
It'll be over with me in a minute,
because I will be eaten by a lion! - I hope so!

736
00:59:25,813 --> 00:59:27,512
Good!
- Good! - Good!

737
00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:36,614
You really think I'm going to fail,
right?

738
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:47,876
I didn't say that... out loud.

739
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,255
You don't even have to. You can see it in your eyes.

740
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:58,012
They look at me like that my whole life.

741
00:59:58,094 --> 01:00:03,726
People write me off because of the way
speech or origin.

742
01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:08,105
But you don't know what I'm talking about.
Because you are a princess.

743
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:11,858
Princesses can be too
written off like the others.

744
01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:17,864
I've been preparing all my life
to be in your place.

745
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:22,911
But you're right.
It's not fair for me to blame you

746
01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:27,833
because of my father's mistake.
It's not your fault.

747
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:31,878
In a way, you are.
- Good. I understand.

748
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:33,661
To hell with it.

749
01:00:40,219 --> 01:00:43,474
Maybe the test doesn't have any
ties to courage.

750
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:49,771
Tests are also challenges for the mind.

751
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:16,172
in the store,
it's called "bait and switch".

752
01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:18,335
The customer thinks he is going to buy something

753
01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:20,177
half price, so they come en masse,

754
01:01:20,179 --> 01:01:22,255
waving their wallets,
eager to buy something,

755
01:01:22,278 --> 01:01:26,099
but by the time they get there, you sell to them
more expensive model for twice the price.

756
01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:28,851
That. It's the same as technique

757
01:01:28,936 --> 01:01:31,521
which we use in the battle which
is called false withdrawal.

758
01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:34,108
The army retreats with a purpose

759
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,902
to lure the enemy
and jump him.

760
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:39,405
In this scenario,
I'm a retreating army?

761
01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:41,572
No, you're bait.

762
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:11,811
This is not right. My cousin
can eat a man-eating lion!

763
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:13,813
After all, what kind of kingdom is this?

764
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:17,985
I don't even see snacks,
not even lunch here, nothing!

765
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:58,025
Not.

766
01:03:05,072 --> 01:03:08,869
Run! Trust me, don't turn around!

767
01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:12,289
Just keep running!
Keep running! Run!

768
01:03:28,222 --> 01:03:29,922
No, no. Not!

769
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:36,271
He's trapped!
I have to save him. Nerd.

770
01:03:36,355 --> 01:03:38,054
Stop, father.

771
01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,235
Look.

772
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,369
What is it?

773
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:57,918
What is this?
- What every dangerous house cat loves.

774
01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:01,911
Cat food.

775
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:39,501
I have them.

776
01:04:44,088 --> 01:04:47,592
He is almost ready to become a prince.
- Wait, almost?

777
01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:55,891
It's time to umbajuntoo!
- Umbayuntoo!

778
01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:11,949
What is umbajuntoo?
- Ceremonial circumcision.

779
01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:15,887
Ceremonial...
- That means they will sharpen your tool, cousin.

780
01:05:15,911 --> 01:05:18,282
Hold it.
- You don't have to hold me.

781
01:05:18,295 --> 01:05:20,559
Mom, tell them we've done this before!
- It's okay, honey.

782
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:24,128
We love it here, okay?
Let them take a little from the top.

783
01:05:24,211 --> 01:05:28,884
These are the skins of your ancestors.

784
01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:33,137
Joffer Joffer. Great grandfather.

785
01:05:33,221 --> 01:05:36,682
Jappa Joffer.
- Your great grandfather.

786
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:39,769
Jaffe Joffer. Your grandfather.

787
01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:43,356
And King Akim.

788
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,780
Good.

789
01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:12,594
What are you... What's wrong with you?

790
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:16,295
Look, potatoes.

791
01:06:22,978 --> 01:06:26,233
They crossed you, baby! They crossed you!

792
01:06:27,608 --> 01:06:33,239
You just passed the last princely test
test, test of courage. - Courage?

793
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,827
Need I remind you that I am
came face to face with a man-eating lion?

794
01:06:36,909 --> 01:06:41,914
Putting your family member in danger
is also a test of courage, isn't it?

795
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:46,753
You are ready to sacrifice the most sacred thing.
- My penis?

796
01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:48,713
Your pride.

797
01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:55,679
Lavelle Junson from Queens,
I crown you with this

798
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,222
for Prince Zamunda.

799
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:07,606
You thought it was best
to give them yes in the ward?

800
01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:11,445
I did what was necessary.
- What exactly?

801
01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:15,949
To prove what I am.
I never got it

802
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,731
opportunity to do it in America.

803
01:07:23,248 --> 01:07:25,333
Willingly.

804
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:32,132
I see you are getting used to life in the palace.
- I mean,

805
01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:35,802
not counting some crazy ones
the rituals you have here,

806
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:38,889
life here is not too bad.

807
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,871
There are some drawbacks.

808
01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:49,648
Have you seen the Zamund movie?
Real monkey shit.

809
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:54,278
Nothing exceeds 30%
on Rotten Papayas?

810
01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:58,492
American cinema is the best.
- The best? That's it

811
01:07:58,574 --> 01:08:00,869
the most godless thing I've ever heard.

812
01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:03,079
What do we have but shit
with superheroes,

813
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:07,333
remakes and sequels of old ones
movies that no one asked for?

814
01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:10,711
It's true about sequels.
If something is good...

815
01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:12,496
Why destroy it?

816
01:08:13,547 --> 01:08:15,884
Although there are exceptions.
- For example?

817
01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:17,927
Are you familiar with the Barbershop series?

818
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,805
If I know him... Look at me.

819
01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:22,265
Of course I know him
Barbershop series.

820
01:08:22,349 --> 01:08:26,310
My favorite spin-off
is the one with Queen Latif.

821
01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:31,440
Yes, but it's not a barber shop.
It's a beauty salon.

822
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:36,363
Tomato, eggplant.
- Potato, papaya.

823
01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:44,537
So the American entertainment industry?
That's our biggest difference?

824
01:08:45,956 --> 01:08:51,502
There are certain freedoms
that exist outside of Zamunda.

825
01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:54,965
Good. For example?

826
01:08:56,841 --> 01:09:02,555
This is going to sound silly,
but I've always dreamed of...

827
01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:04,640
one day i have my own hairdresser.

828
01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:07,384
That's great.

829
01:09:08,103 --> 01:09:11,355
Are you making fun of me?
- No.

830
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,775
No, I'm dead serious. Do it.

831
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:16,987
I don't know anyone who does
she uses scissors like you.

832
01:09:17,069 --> 01:09:20,990
However, women are prohibited
to run a company in Zamunda.

833
01:09:21,073 --> 01:09:24,536
Are you serious?
- Yes.

834
01:09:24,618 --> 01:09:26,579
That's not nice.

835
01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:32,335
I'm a prince, aren't I? You know what?

836
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:34,503
As long as I'm a prince,

837
01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:37,298
I can promise you that it will
be here some changes.

838
01:09:37,381 --> 01:09:42,887
That is very idealistic.
But every prince

839
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:47,725
promises to do things
differently, but in the end,

840
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,810
imitates its predecessors.

841
01:09:51,061 --> 01:09:56,192
Yes, but I'm not like everyone else
the second prince. Do you remember?

842
01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,153
I'm the Prince of Queens.

843
01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:04,492
I wonder who told you that.
- Someone.

844
01:10:13,752 --> 01:10:16,337
I shouldn't have done that.

845
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:20,050
I shouldn't have done that.
- Stop. I'm calm...

846
01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:26,305
It is best to go to
bed and rest.

847
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:32,604
Tomorrow will be a very long day.
You are one step closer

848
01:10:32,686 --> 01:10:34,898
marrying a princess.

849
01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:40,393
Good night.

850
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:04,927
I present the crown prince
Zamunda, Prince Lavell!

851
01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:32,162
King Akim.
- Yes. Great to see you, General.

852
01:11:38,293 --> 01:11:43,216
Prince Lavella. - General Izzie.
- Please allow me to introduce again

853
01:11:43,298 --> 01:11:47,136
your daughter, Bopoto!

854
01:12:06,238 --> 01:12:12,078
My prince. - Maybe you would
the two should have gotten to know each other a little better.

855
01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:13,862
That.

856
01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:27,916
Wonderful.

857
01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:35,393
Can I have two crown royals for me
and my royal friend? - A friend?

858
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:37,186
It means "friend."

859
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:41,649
I am uncle Reem's friend.
- Yes, you are.

860
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:45,779
Cheers.
- How are you? Hi ladies.

861
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:48,823
How are you? I know I look good.

862
01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:52,077
Changing the image.
My hair is perfect.

863
01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:56,163
New dress. Who is this?
- If you're going to wear that dress,

864
01:12:56,247 --> 01:12:57,998
then you need this too.

865
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:07,007
God. Are you serious?

866
01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:10,345
That. Turn around.
- God.

867
01:13:13,430 --> 01:13:17,519
I can't believe it. She is beautiful.
I know you'll want this back.

868
01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:19,854
It's a gift. You're part of the family now.

869
01:13:21,605 --> 01:13:26,360
Let's get drunk.
- What? - Yes, girl, you and I will party.

870
01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:30,239
Bartender!
Give me your best drink.

871
01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:32,367
Two glasses of chilled Ciroc.

872
01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:42,918
Marriage. That's a big step.

873
01:13:43,962 --> 01:13:46,547
I will make you a happy prince.

874
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:54,555
And you? How can I help you?
make a happy princess?

875
01:13:54,639 --> 01:13:59,519
What do you like?
- Everything you love.

876
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:06,150
I'll start over.
Bopoto, what is your favorite movie?

877
01:14:06,234 --> 01:14:12,239
The same one that is yours.
- Are you striving for a goal?

878
01:14:12,323 --> 01:14:14,701
Do you want to start a business?

879
01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:17,703
The same one that would and
you wanted to run.

880
01:14:27,087 --> 01:14:31,134
I want to feel a connection with a person

881
01:14:31,216 --> 01:14:36,972
with whom I will spend the rest of my life.
- But I'm just a wife.

882
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:48,150
Can you wait here?
- Good. But what should I do? - Just wait.

883
01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:49,944
Here.

884
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,520
I'll wait here.
- Good.

885
01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:57,720
<i>Leave it alone
you work because I will ruin</i>

886
01:14:57,743 --> 01:14:59,871
<i>The image and style you are used to</i>

887
01:14:59,953 --> 01:15:02,582
<i>I look funny,
but I make money</i>

888
01:15:02,664 --> 01:15:04,583
<i>World,
I hope you're ready for me</i>

889
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:09,922
Humpty's dance is yours
a chance to do Hampy</i>

890
01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:15,136
<i>Work me out baby
do Hampty Hump</i>'s

891
01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:18,765
<i>Do me, baby</i>
- Everything happens...

892
01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:20,807
I don't want to interrupt

893
01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:25,145
but, Mutombo, can I have a word with
her for a minute? Sorry, my friend.

894
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:28,608
No, no. It's your party, prince.

895
01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:32,654
Come here, gentle diva. That.

896
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,863
I need to talk to you.

897
01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:39,284
We have nothing to talk about. Sorry.

898
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:42,829
Yes, we do. I don't want to marry her.

899
01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:52,465
I want to be with you.

900
01:15:54,091 --> 01:15:59,514
You're the only reason I'm a prince.
- But, Lavelle...

901
01:15:59,596 --> 01:16:01,296
Look.

902
01:16:01,975 --> 01:16:05,520
My father will understand.

903
01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:09,274
I'll be right back.

904
01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:16,738
I must say, you are more on
father than I thought.

905
01:16:16,823 --> 01:16:19,033
Really? Why do you say that, General?

906
01:16:19,117 --> 01:16:21,368
To grab yours
illegitimate son from America

907
01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:27,041
and insert it into yours
royal games, like pawns?

908
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:34,716
Your pawn just took the future
queen, and now there can be peace.

909
01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:36,842
And profit.

910
01:16:38,469 --> 01:16:42,097
Well played, King Akim.
Well played.

911
01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:51,899
I have to find my mom.
I have to find Uncle Reem.

912
01:16:53,067 --> 01:16:57,279
We have to get out of here.
- Why? Where are we going?

913
01:16:57,363 --> 01:16:59,063
Home.

914
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:05,704
Home...
A home that we can build together.

915
01:17:24,349 --> 01:17:29,604
Where is Prince Lavelle? - The prince told me
to stay here about an hour ago.

916
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:37,819
Prince Lavelle Junson was seen doing
elopes with the royal groomer.

917
01:17:37,904 --> 01:17:41,341
And he took his uncle with him
Reema and that damn woman.

918
01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:45,118
Show respect.
She is my son's mother after all.

919
01:17:45,203 --> 01:17:49,247
She took the royal plane.
- That thieving bitch.

920
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:51,032
King Akim.

921
01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:55,587
Where is your prince?
- I think he left

922
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,798
on one of his night walks.

923
01:17:57,881 --> 01:18:01,636
He does it from time to time
time to clear the mind.

924
01:18:01,719 --> 01:18:06,515
I hope he doesn't change his mind.
- Nonsense.

925
01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:11,145
Good. Because tomorrow
I am expecting a wedding.

926
01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:12,929
Of course.

927
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:19,820
Wedding bells.

928
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:25,576
In addition to everything I've done for him,
I can't believe he did this.

929
01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:27,994
I make him a prince,
I give him a chance to finally

930
01:18:28,078 --> 01:18:30,539
be something from him,
and he pays me back like this!

931
01:18:30,622 --> 01:18:36,045
I finally make a friend
from my area, and she left.

932
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:41,551
I miss her crazy head.
- He could have told me about that groomer.

933
01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:44,345
But, no, he instead
swept away to America without a word.

934
01:18:44,429 --> 01:18:49,391
That's abnormally selfish,
unworthy of Joffer!

935
01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:53,395
Like father, like son.
- What did you say?

936
01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:55,439
Arrogant bitch said what?
- What?

937
01:18:58,693 --> 01:19:03,488
You are drunk, my queen.
- All kinds of wacky things happen

938
01:19:03,573 --> 01:19:10,078
when you're drunk and high,
including making babies

939
01:19:10,162 --> 01:19:14,250
that you don't know about.

940
01:19:14,332 --> 01:19:16,668
You're crossing all the lines right now.

941
01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:19,671
Are you telling me I'm exaggerating?
- I mean, when a person is drunk,

942
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,942
she might say something
what they will regret...

943
01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:25,010
When a woman speaks her mind, including
and our daughter, then you just...

944
01:19:25,011 --> 01:19:26,711
I suggest you watch what you say!

945
01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:36,063
What happened to you, Akim?
You should have changed things.

946
01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:39,524
You should have introduced this
kingdom in the 21st century,

947
01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:43,945
but instead,
you push our daughter aside

948
01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:49,034
someone who dedicated
his life to this country.

949
01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:53,914
And because she is a woman,
she can't be your heir?

950
01:19:53,997 --> 01:19:58,668
I can't ignore hundreds of years
traditions. I am the ruler of this country.

951
01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:00,453
I have to be strong.

952
01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:07,042
I understand.

953
01:20:08,261 --> 01:20:12,641
You are the king. Here's what you're going to do.

954
01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:15,770
There are many others
beds in this castle.

955
01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:19,981
I suggest you find one.

956
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:26,154
You dare to banish me from your own
bedrooms? Are you a fool?

957
01:20:26,238 --> 01:20:29,742
Do you see me jumping on
one leg and I bark like a dog?

958
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:59,354
What's going on here?
- He's in the back.

959
01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:01,649
He's been here for hours.

960
01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,104
Akim.

961
01:21:10,824 --> 01:21:12,868
How are you, son?

962
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:18,666
I used to enjoy mopping floors.
It was simple, and it made sense.

963
01:21:23,003 --> 01:21:28,050
Over time I got used to
easy life, and now I have opened my eyes.

964
01:21:28,134 --> 01:21:31,679
And the man I always wanted
to be on the other side of the world.

965
01:21:31,761 --> 01:21:36,891
Lavelle. - Yes, he fled to America
for love like I did.

966
01:21:36,975 --> 01:21:40,770
And now, because of my stubbornness,
I drove my own son away.

967
01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:46,402
I failed him as a father.
- You are not just a father.

968
01:21:46,484 --> 01:21:51,198
You are the king.
And heavy is the head that wears the crown.

969
01:21:51,282 --> 01:21:53,993
yes,
that expression is more understandable to me now.

970
01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:56,537
The crown is not that heavy.

971
01:21:56,621 --> 01:22:01,833
Already everything that comes with it.
You need to manage your country

972
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:06,671
and the crazy general is breathing down your neck.
And on top of all that,

973
01:22:06,756 --> 01:22:11,719
you have to be a husband and a father.
- Yes, you understand that it is very complicated.

974
01:22:11,801 --> 01:22:15,597
I understand that. - Of course you understand.
You are the king in your castle.

975
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:20,226
And trouble never ends, Akim.
When I introduced the McFlurby,

976
01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:22,011
McDonalds lawyers
they started on me

977
01:22:22,063 --> 01:22:24,564
the same as the general
Izzie is coming at you.

978
01:22:24,649 --> 01:22:28,234
Letters to cease production,
copyright infringement.

979
01:22:28,319 --> 01:22:32,448
A McFlurby isn't even like a McFlurry.

980
01:22:32,530 --> 01:22:35,326
We put our topping on the bottom.

981
01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:40,288
So you have to stay strong.
- And you have to put McDowell first.

982
01:22:40,372 --> 01:22:44,292
I'm McDowell.
- And I'm Zamunda. - They are not golden arches.

983
01:22:44,377 --> 01:22:47,837
These are golden arch supports.
- And I'm the boss.

984
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:51,341
And I'm the fucking king.
- You're right.

985
01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:57,055
Cleo, thank you. I was very happy
I need to hear the wisdom of my father.

986
01:22:57,139 --> 01:23:01,310
Surely your father would understand
what you're going through. - Yes.

987
01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:05,720
Akim.

988
01:23:06,606 --> 01:23:09,318
What do you think yours would be
mother said now?

989
01:23:10,528 --> 01:23:14,364
My mother?
- The queen.

990
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:18,618
I always thought she was
the wisest of all the Joffers.

991
01:23:18,703 --> 01:23:21,122
What do you think she would say to you now?
son?

992
01:23:31,172 --> 01:23:34,135
Zamundjans, stand up.
Prepare the royal plane.

993
01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:37,805
I will return to America and
I will bring back my crazy son.

994
01:23:37,887 --> 01:23:39,765
General Izzie will
return one day

995
01:23:39,849 --> 01:23:43,060
and if there is no wedding,
they will surely attack.

996
01:23:43,144 --> 01:23:47,523
You stay here and protect my family.
- I am not a warrior, Your Majesty.

997
01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:50,484
Remember who you are. You are Zamunda's son.

998
01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:52,569
Be strong.

999
01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:02,078
And I'll tell you something else.
I just love hybrids.

1000
01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:05,875
This is where we differ. I love
black women. I want a black woman so much

1001
01:24:05,957 --> 01:24:09,211
that when you make love, you need a battery
lamp. I'm looking for the good, my friend.

1002
01:24:09,295 --> 01:24:12,965
Mufasa!
- I heard you got your son back.

1003
01:24:13,047 --> 01:24:15,953
My son is back in Queens.
I need to find him urgently.

1004
01:24:15,976 --> 01:24:17,719
He was here a while ago

1005
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:20,030
with a fine, small, beautiful African woman.
Wasn't she nice?

1006
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,890
He said he would
find a job here.

1007
01:24:21,974 --> 01:24:23,684
Then it will save money.

1008
01:24:23,688 --> 01:24:25,765
Then she will open her own hair salon.
- That's right.

1009
01:24:25,770 --> 01:24:27,494
I told her she could start right away,

1010
01:24:27,496 --> 01:24:30,229
she was so nice.
- That's right. - But they had to go to their wedding.

1011
01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:34,278
Wedding?
- Yes. - Where?

1012
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:37,573
Near the Chinese restaurant where I am
got diarrhea last saturday.

1013
01:24:37,655 --> 01:24:40,385
What?
- King Jams. - Gentlemen, I don't have time for this.

1014
01:24:40,408 --> 01:24:42,328
Because of the Chinese one
I had to stop by for an omelette

1015
01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:47,082
to the sister last week to be
I'm currently scanning. - Silence!

1016
01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:49,793
I don't have time to listen
your gut stories.

1017
01:24:49,877 --> 01:24:54,422
Where is the wedding?
- Church of Holy Joy. - Thank you.

1018
01:24:55,716 --> 01:24:57,842
Not at all.

1019
01:25:00,136 --> 01:25:01,997
What does he imagine, who is he talking to?
Enter here...

1020
01:25:01,998 --> 01:25:04,408
Just because he's king.
I have a dog called King.

1021
01:25:04,432 --> 01:25:07,394
He is not the king of this barber shop.
I'm the king of this barber shop. - That's right.

1022
01:25:07,478 --> 01:25:09,729
He was better when he was a prince.

1023
01:25:16,904 --> 01:25:19,377
Is this a benevolent house of God?

1024
01:25:19,377 --> 01:25:21,918
If "pious" means cheap,
then you are right.

1025
01:25:21,953 --> 01:25:24,994
This is the best house of God that
we could find on Tuesday afternoon.

1026
01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:26,872
Let's marry you

1027
01:25:26,956 --> 01:25:28,998
before it ends
shrimp day at Sizzlers.

1028
01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:32,043
I don't know why they even call him that.
It ends at 6 o'clock.

1029
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:35,296
Baby, it's love that matters. Not the shrimp.

1030
01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:37,081
What is Sizzler?
- Nothing.

1031
01:25:48,226 --> 01:25:52,064
I guess the prince
returned from a midnight walk

1032
01:25:52,146 --> 01:25:58,237
and that he is ready to marry my daughter.
- I apologize, general.

1033
01:25:58,319 --> 01:26:03,701
Prince Lavell is not well at the moment.
- Not good?

1034
01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:08,538
Really? You won't screw me over

1035
01:26:08,622 --> 01:26:13,127
like a grazing goat
by the field of epimedia.

1036
01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:17,006
Tell me, where is King Akim?

1037
01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:34,064
Good. Let's get you married.

1038
01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:37,557
Let there be light.

1039
01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:43,823
We are gathered here today

1040
01:26:43,908 --> 01:26:48,119
for the sake of the union of this
two wonderful souls,

1041
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:52,166
which squeezed like
a couple of magnificent...

1042
01:26:53,207 --> 01:26:56,587
beings. Yes, Lord.

1043
01:26:56,670 --> 01:27:00,798
Amen! - Amen! - Do you feel it
his presence? - Yes, father.

1044
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:05,345
I can't wait to go home and...
- I want to apologize.

1045
01:27:05,429 --> 01:27:10,016
I know this isn't a wedding
who you dreamed about.

1046
01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:12,310
I don't know why you would apologize.

1047
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:15,730
I always imagined that he would
womanizing, sexist priest

1048
01:27:15,814 --> 01:27:19,693
to lead a very strange
ceremony in black stockings.

1049
01:27:20,735 --> 01:27:22,820
It couldn't be more perfect.

1050
01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:26,574
So nice, I want them to say it twice.
- Come on, priest! - Amen!

1051
01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:30,137
Say it again.
- Hallelujah! Amen! - Come on, girl!

1052
01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:33,498
That's right, girl.
You're part of the family now.

1053
01:27:36,085 --> 01:27:37,784
Take her.

1054
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:43,550
Keep her captive until
King Akim does not give me an answer.

1055
01:27:43,634 --> 01:27:45,927
Zoot!
- Zoot!

1056
01:27:59,108 --> 01:28:01,484
Teach this girl a lesson.

1057
01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:18,992
Stop!

1058
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:21,889
Drive me to the Church of Holy Joy.

1059
01:28:21,921 --> 01:28:25,926
I'm sorry, my friend. You'll have to over
applications. You can get Lyft Lux.

1060
01:28:26,010 --> 01:28:28,804
The price is high during peak hours.
Look for a promotional code.

1061
01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:38,689
Fighting is not for the pretty
girls and princesses.

1062
01:28:38,771 --> 01:28:44,737
Your king and father needed you
learn to be more polite,

1063
01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:46,822
not so naughty.

1064
01:28:55,497 --> 01:28:59,042
Defend yourself, they sweat from baboon eggs.

1065
01:29:22,274 --> 01:29:23,974
Meeka!

1066
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:42,586
Maybe you'd like to settle yours now
problems through diplomatic channels.

1067
01:29:45,338 --> 01:29:47,341
Did I get your attention?

1068
01:29:49,342 --> 01:29:51,042
I'm listening.

1069
01:29:51,761 --> 01:29:58,143
Now it's time for the main event, lads
people. Lavelle Junson, do you take...

1070
01:29:58,226 --> 01:30:00,354
Stop!

1071
01:30:01,854 --> 01:30:07,152
Did you run all the way from Africa?
- Lavelle, you can't do that.

1072
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:09,529
And you can't turn around
back to his family.

1073
01:30:09,613 --> 01:30:11,615
Families? Let me tell you something!

1074
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:14,033
I raised that boy!
- You won't come running here from Zamunda...

1075
01:30:14,118 --> 01:30:19,288
I know what I am to you! I heard everything
what did general izzie tell you.

1076
01:30:19,372 --> 01:30:24,670
You're using me as a pawn, aren't you?
- Lavelle, son... - Don't call me son!

1077
01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:28,256
I will live my life
with the woman I love.

1078
01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:33,929
Neither the castle nor the mountains want me
gold prevent me from loving her.

1079
01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:37,850
And I will do my best to make her happy.

1080
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,311
Do you understand or not understand that?

1081
01:31:01,497 --> 01:31:03,457
I understand.

1082
01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:12,301
Long ago, I had your spirit.

1083
01:31:14,051 --> 01:31:18,265
Maybe I wasn't brave like you,
Lavelle Junson,

1084
01:31:18,347 --> 01:31:21,059
but I know true love.

1085
01:31:21,143 --> 01:31:26,939
When I told my mother that I did
true love my queen lisa,

1086
01:31:27,024 --> 01:31:32,487
she insisted that I go to her place,
as you are with your bride.

1087
01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:35,239
The problems of my country are not
and yours to play with them.

1088
01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:38,911
If you want to stay here
in Queens and get married

1089
01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:42,122
this fine zamunda woman,
I won't stand in your way.

1090
01:31:42,206 --> 01:31:45,458
I have been ruled by fear for too long.

1091
01:31:45,542 --> 01:31:48,252
Time to start being
the king at his discretion.

1092
01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:53,591
To be myself.

1093
01:31:55,551 --> 01:31:57,720
As you have done, my son.

1094
01:32:03,393 --> 01:32:06,896
So, excuse my intrusion.
Please continue.

1095
01:32:06,979 --> 01:32:09,942
Stop. We broke the deadline.
I need another $200.

1096
01:32:10,024 --> 01:32:12,462
You are to begin this ceremony
before I go up there

1097
01:32:12,485 --> 01:32:14,988
and beat you up...
- Mary, if our son

1098
01:32:15,072 --> 01:32:21,411
wants to get married in this famous
home... In this famous house...

1099
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:25,082
This is God's house, isn't it?
- Before it will be God's house of crack.

1100
01:32:25,164 --> 01:32:28,752
Then it will be magnificent
as well as the palace ceremony.

1101
01:32:28,835 --> 01:32:30,534
Come on. Sit down.

1102
01:32:31,337 --> 01:32:35,007
Continue.
- This is not right.

1103
01:32:35,091 --> 01:32:37,761
What? You don't want to get married?

1104
01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:42,431
No, I'm not saying I don't want to get married.
- What is it then?

1105
01:32:42,515 --> 01:32:46,895
Zamunda is my home.
She is my pride and joy.

1106
01:32:46,979 --> 01:32:52,024
And your sisters?
You think they don't need you?

1107
01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:54,935
So...

1108
01:32:56,113 --> 01:33:00,492
Maybe we should get married in a palace.
- But what about your people here?

1109
01:33:00,574 --> 01:33:04,412
What about the land of Queens?
- Stop.

1110
01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:10,418
Hear me now.
I am King Akim Joffer,

1111
01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:13,130
and great power was given to me.

1112
01:33:13,212 --> 01:33:19,094
I will bring the Queens to Zamunda!

1113
01:33:19,176 --> 01:33:22,514
That's how it should be.
- They still wear silk.

1114
01:33:22,596 --> 01:33:24,975
Where the hell is Zamunda?

1115
01:34:14,358 --> 01:34:18,403
I will always do what is good for
Zamundu. That is my oath as king.

1116
01:34:19,488 --> 01:34:24,533
And I promise you, I will always work
what is good for the family.

1117
01:34:24,618 --> 01:34:29,663
That's my oath to you, Lisa,

1118
01:34:29,747 --> 01:34:31,582
my queen.

1119
01:34:52,979 --> 01:34:58,609
I present to you the crown prince
Prince Zamunda, Prince Lavell,

1120
01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:01,738
and his bride, Princess Mirembe.

1121
01:35:33,686 --> 01:35:36,730
My kingdom was safer
while I was away and you were in charge.

1122
01:35:36,814 --> 01:35:41,528
I just did what I felt like
my father and the king ordered.

1123
01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:44,363
And that is why I issued the decree Baba.

1124
01:35:46,158 --> 01:35:51,621
When I'm away, Meeka
Joffer will rule as queen.

1125
01:35:51,704 --> 01:35:57,586
But the laws... - They will be changed.
And more changes will come with your leadership.

1126
01:35:57,668 --> 01:35:59,368
And Prince Lavelle?

1127
01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:04,926
Prince Lavelle will serve as
ambassador to America. - Thank you.

1128
01:36:05,010 --> 01:36:07,011
And like your brother.

1129
01:36:11,725 --> 01:36:13,726
Sorry old fool.

1130
01:36:15,479 --> 01:36:19,315
The old fool loves you very much.

1131
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:29,909
Hi. - This is Mary.
- How are you? You look beautiful tonight.

1132
01:36:29,993 --> 01:36:32,926
Hi. How are you?
Girl, you make an impression.

1133
01:36:32,953 --> 01:36:36,291
You leave an impression.
- Thank you. - King Akim.

1134
01:36:36,373 --> 01:36:40,795
Love is once again
won in Zamunda.

1135
01:36:43,131 --> 01:36:46,467
Children, go and play.
Dance. Mix with your asses.

1136
01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:50,095
I heard there are trade routes again
open between our nations.

1137
01:36:50,180 --> 01:36:57,020
That. This will be prosperous and
a quiet period for our old heads.

1138
01:36:58,813 --> 01:37:03,234
I wanted to thank you for being
removed the dog curse from my sister.

1139
01:37:17,832 --> 01:37:22,378
Give applause!
Applause for David! My man.

1140
01:37:22,462 --> 01:37:25,465
Good. Where are my Zamundians?

1141
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:33,139
I like that. Where are mine
people from queens? - Queens!

1142
01:37:33,222 --> 01:37:36,202
Right here!
- We are here! - In the building!

1143
01:37:36,225 --> 01:37:37,926
In the building!
- We are in Zamunda!

1144
01:37:39,563 --> 01:37:44,650
And I like that.
We're going to shift into fifth gear, okay?

1145
01:37:44,734 --> 01:37:48,195
First of all, greetings for
of King Akim and his family

1146
01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:52,701
for bringing my favorite artist
back to Africa... - Who is that?

1147
01:37:52,783 --> 01:37:56,871
Kendrick Lamar?
- No. - This is the old guard.

1148
01:37:56,954 --> 01:37:59,748
Stop, stop. Mary Jay Blige?
- No.

1149
01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:04,628
Diana Ross? - No. - He is my cousin.
It is also my inspiration.

1150
01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:08,675
He is the wind beneath my wings.
- Don't make fun of us.

1151
01:38:08,757 --> 01:38:11,029
Who could be better
by Diana Ross? Tell me!

1152
01:38:11,064 --> 01:38:16,533
You will see. - I want you all to give a round of applause
for Randy Watson! - Randy Watson is here?

1153
01:38:16,557 --> 01:38:21,270
And his band...
- Lord. - Sexual chocolate!

1154
01:38:57,724 --> 01:38:59,423
That guy is good.

1155
01:39:09,653 --> 01:39:13,405
Do you understand me now?
I just want to tell you that every week

1156
01:39:13,489 --> 01:39:16,493
taking my mom out for a McFlurby.
I love you, Cleo.

1157
01:39:18,953 --> 01:39:22,207
And now ladies and gentlemen,
without further delay,

1158
01:39:22,289 --> 01:39:25,585
I present to you Sveža
Peach and Sugar Cube!

1159
01:39:25,668 --> 01:39:27,378
<i>My name is Peach, and I'm the best</i>

1160
01:39:27,462 --> 01:39:29,546
<i>All the DJs want to feel my breasts</i>

1161
01:39:31,131 --> 01:39:33,092
<i>I still have an appearance, I still have an attitude</i>

1162
01:39:33,176 --> 01:39:35,636
<i>It's been 30 years,
and I still have a butt</i>

1163
01:39:42,018 --> 01:39:43,717
Play that saxophone.

1164
01:39:47,774 --> 01:39:51,277
The party is here! Party here!

1165
01:40:15,592 --> 01:40:17,845
What do you say, brother?

1166
01:40:17,929 --> 01:40:21,265
Would you like to leave everything
this and go back to queens?

1167
01:40:32,318 --> 01:40:34,018
Not.

1168
01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:36,520
Come on, Uncle Reem!

1169
01:41:15,069 --> 01:41:16,769
Once.

1170
01:41:21,283 --> 01:41:23,787
Twice.

1171
01:41:26,663 --> 01:41:28,363
Thrice.

1172
01:41:35,792 --> 01:41:40,875
Translated by: Bambula
Edited by hr:n0b0dy

1173
01:41:59,655 --> 01:42:04,911
It seems that last time I...
I almost discovered...

1174
01:42:04,993 --> 01:42:08,163
I can do it better. Bastards here.

1175
01:42:08,247 --> 01:42:13,127
Let's cut. - We cut.
- You inherited your father's angry spirit.

1176
01:42:13,211 --> 01:42:15,087
To whom?

1177
01:42:16,922 --> 01:42:19,007
Get rid of that stupid expression of yours.

1178
01:42:21,552 --> 01:42:23,252
I'm trying to start a lion.

1179
01:42:25,222 --> 01:42:26,922
Lava!

1180
01:42:28,268 --> 01:42:31,729
I have a mustache. They are lions.

1181
01:42:31,813 --> 01:42:35,859
Look at that.
- That's my trick.

1182
01:42:35,942 --> 01:42:39,654
You're imitating me, that's good.
- He already ordered your execution... Shit.

1183
01:42:39,737 --> 01:42:41,864
My executive?
- Cut.

1184
01:42:43,157 --> 01:42:46,452
Text.
- From the beginning! - I was...

1185
01:42:46,536 --> 01:42:50,539
Brother. My mistake.
- I wouldn't want anything more... I would...

1186
01:42:50,622 --> 01:42:53,333
Let's do it again.

1187
01:43:13,938 --> 01:43:16,297
Will someone tell me why
is this mashed potato black?

1188
01:43:19,152 --> 01:43:22,613
You are quite right.
- Thank you.

1189
01:43:35,460 --> 01:43:40,797
Holidays are cancelled. Holidays ignored.
People aren't even... Just a little.

1190
01:43:40,881 --> 01:43:42,582
How does the text go?

1191
01:43:47,346 --> 01:43:51,768
Lord of Doom!
Executioner of infidels!

1192
01:43:51,850 --> 01:43:53,936
Midnight train to Georgia.

1193
01:43:55,520 --> 01:43:59,692
Shit!
- Sorry.

1194
01:43:59,775 --> 01:44:03,445
He really kicked my ass.
- I kicked you in the leg. Come on.

1195
01:44:03,529 --> 01:44:05,657
That was no accident.

1196
01:45:27,029 --> 01:45:28,739
Good night, Zamunda!

1197
01:47:38,618 --> 01:47:44,250
Deep in the jungle, a lion stepped on it
on the foot of the monkey interpreter.

1198
01:47:45,667 --> 01:47:49,755
The monkey said:
"Bastard, can't you see?

1199
01:47:49,838 --> 01:47:53,301
You're standing on my foot!"

1200
01:47:56,095 --> 01:47:59,140
What is this, velvet?