1 00:02:11,052 --> 00:02:12,821 I guess down at Pensacola 2 00:02:12,887 --> 00:02:16,657 they still talk about the day of the Admiral's tea party. 3 00:02:16,725 --> 00:02:18,927 It was one of what came to be called 4 00:02:18,993 --> 00:02:21,930 "Spig's Big Days." 5 00:02:21,996 --> 00:02:24,365 Spig Wead and I were in Annapolis 6 00:02:24,432 --> 00:02:27,501 and World War I together. 7 00:02:27,568 --> 00:02:30,271 But all along, Spig knew he wanted to fly 8 00:02:30,338 --> 00:02:33,441 and I knew I wanted whatever Spig wanted. 9 00:02:33,507 --> 00:02:35,676 So we wangled our way 10 00:02:35,744 --> 00:02:40,581 into the first regular flying class the Navy ever had. 11 00:02:40,648 --> 00:02:43,417 Not bad, not bad, not bad. 12 00:02:43,484 --> 00:02:45,519 Question, Mr. Dexter. 13 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:47,621 The same question, Mr. Wead? 14 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:51,225 - The same question, sir. - Same answer, Mr. Wead. 15 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:53,862 I suspected as much, sir. 16 00:02:53,928 --> 00:02:56,030 What was the answer, Mr. Wead? 17 00:02:56,097 --> 00:02:58,232 We are not to engage in solo flight 18 00:02:58,299 --> 00:03:01,903 until our instructor feels we are ready, sir. 19 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:04,638 And the reason, Mr. Wead? 20 00:03:04,705 --> 00:03:07,308 Planes and funerals are expensive. 21 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:10,544 They cost the taxpayers money, sir. 22 00:03:10,611 --> 00:03:15,283 Attention. I shall see you at the Admiral's tea party. 23 00:03:15,349 --> 00:03:16,317 Dismissed. 24 00:03:17,618 --> 00:03:19,353 Come on, let's go. 25 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:22,123 Spig, will you quit riling him? 26 00:03:22,190 --> 00:03:24,092 Hey, Price. 27 00:03:35,336 --> 00:03:37,872 Hey, can these things really fly? 28 00:03:37,939 --> 00:03:39,707 Where did you fellas leave your motorcycles? 29 00:03:39,774 --> 00:03:41,843 Mac, there's no smoking on the base. 30 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:44,245 - What about you? - Cigars only. 31 00:03:49,017 --> 00:03:52,286 How do you like that? What's the Army doing around my plane? 32 00:03:52,353 --> 00:03:54,388 Who cares what the Army's doing, Spig? 33 00:03:54,455 --> 00:03:57,859 Min told us 3 o'clock. She's waiting. The Admiral's tea? 34 00:03:57,926 --> 00:04:00,128 Hey, you! 35 00:04:03,731 --> 00:04:05,466 You wanna buy her? 36 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:08,536 This pile of junk? Can anybody get it up in the air? 37 00:04:08,602 --> 00:04:11,572 Why don't you just hop right up in there with me 38 00:04:11,639 --> 00:04:13,241 and we'll find out? 39 00:04:13,307 --> 00:04:15,543 Now, why don't we just do that? 40 00:04:21,449 --> 00:04:23,451 Trip over your spurs? 41 00:04:24,986 --> 00:04:28,957 Put your foot here. One foot there. Back over here now. 42 00:04:29,023 --> 00:04:31,459 - Spig, you idiot! - 'Jughead, let's go.' 43 00:04:31,525 --> 00:04:34,128 - Go where? - Taking the Army for a ride. 44 00:04:34,195 --> 00:04:35,997 You're taking the Army for a ride? 45 00:04:36,064 --> 00:04:37,465 - Just like that? - Just like that. 46 00:04:37,531 --> 00:04:39,700 You've never been at the controls by yourself before. 47 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:42,536 Right now, this minute, you owe six payments on your furniture 48 00:04:42,603 --> 00:04:44,839 three on your Stutz Bearcat, two on your baby. 49 00:04:44,906 --> 00:04:47,608 Know what happens if anything goes wrong? A court-martial. 50 00:04:47,675 --> 00:04:50,444 They'll kick you out and I'll wind up a second-class seaman 51 00:04:50,511 --> 00:04:52,914 the rest of my life, like this dope here. 52 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:55,249 - Think of the future, Mr-- - Shut up, Pincus. 53 00:04:55,316 --> 00:04:57,318 Spig Wead, never listen to anybody else. 54 00:04:57,385 --> 00:04:59,954 Just do exactly what you wanna do all the time. 55 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:01,990 Alright, you wanna fly that thing? Go ahead. 56 00:05:02,056 --> 00:05:04,292 Kill yourself. You'll wind up busted and broke. 57 00:05:04,358 --> 00:05:07,028 I can always join the Army. 58 00:05:07,095 --> 00:05:09,563 Why don't you be quiet just once in a while? 59 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:12,000 Mr. Wead wants to fly, didn't you hear him? 60 00:05:12,066 --> 00:05:14,903 Get a line. Hurry up. Get a move on. 61 00:05:17,138 --> 00:05:19,607 - Ready, Army? - Ready, Navy. 62 00:05:34,855 --> 00:05:37,325 Crazy idiot, Spig! No, don't do it! 63 00:05:44,232 --> 00:05:45,900 'Spig, don't!' 64 00:06:05,486 --> 00:06:08,589 Alright, Johnny. Where is he? I told him 3 o'clock. 65 00:06:08,656 --> 00:06:12,660 Did I have to specify what day? Who's that idiot? 66 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,335 That's Spig, honey. 67 00:06:22,503 --> 00:06:24,405 Spig? 68 00:06:29,477 --> 00:06:34,082 Hey! Hey, how much time have you had? 69 00:06:34,148 --> 00:06:37,451 - About 11 seconds. - What? 70 00:06:37,518 --> 00:06:39,453 Eleven seconds. 71 00:06:41,489 --> 00:06:43,357 The Admiral's tea party was this afternoon. 72 00:06:43,424 --> 00:06:46,260 I couldn't help it. I tried to tell him. 73 00:06:52,967 --> 00:06:55,103 I did everything I-- 74 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:02,343 I did everything I could! 75 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,522 - Get that crash boat. - Yes, sir. 76 00:07:14,588 --> 00:07:16,490 Let's go. Now. 77 00:07:23,364 --> 00:07:26,067 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 78 00:07:43,884 --> 00:07:45,853 Put it down, down, down. 79 00:07:45,919 --> 00:07:48,489 Hey, there's my crew. 80 00:07:49,823 --> 00:07:52,060 Let's buzz 'em. 81 00:07:54,095 --> 00:07:56,764 Oh, no! 82 00:08:01,469 --> 00:08:03,904 Come here! 83 00:08:03,971 --> 00:08:05,239 Look it there. 84 00:08:05,306 --> 00:08:07,541 Hey, lookie there. 85 00:08:09,743 --> 00:08:11,079 Hey yo! 86 00:08:19,653 --> 00:08:23,091 Hey, did you ever fly through a hangar? 87 00:08:23,157 --> 00:08:25,793 No. Oh, no. Oh, come on, fella. No, no! 88 00:08:25,859 --> 00:08:28,062 Neither have I. 89 00:08:50,784 --> 00:08:52,220 That's my wife. 90 00:08:53,687 --> 00:08:57,057 I'm sorry, ma'am. I did everything I could. 91 00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:02,530 - Hey, let me have the stick. - What? 92 00:09:04,832 --> 00:09:07,968 The stick. I'm taking over. 93 00:09:08,035 --> 00:09:10,138 No! 94 00:09:23,584 --> 00:09:26,387 - What's the matter? - We're out of gas. 95 00:09:26,454 --> 00:09:29,223 Well, set her down, you idiot! 96 00:09:37,765 --> 00:09:40,534 Watch this landing. 97 00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:44,205 No, on the water! On the water! 98 00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:47,775 Hang on. 99 00:09:58,252 --> 00:09:59,720 Spig! 100 00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:13,767 You alright, sir? 101 00:10:16,704 --> 00:10:19,440 Sorry, shorty, I missed it. 102 00:10:20,941 --> 00:10:24,778 You alright, Spig? Give him a hand. Get him out of here. 103 00:10:24,845 --> 00:10:26,614 Are you alright? 104 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:31,552 Spig! 105 00:10:35,856 --> 00:10:37,591 Afraid? So am I. 106 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:40,461 Pardon me, ma'am. Please? Please. 107 00:10:44,898 --> 00:10:48,202 Wead...the Admiral would like to see you 108 00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:51,038 in his quarters immediately. 109 00:10:51,104 --> 00:10:53,040 Yes, sir. 110 00:10:53,106 --> 00:10:55,576 Won't be home for dinner, hon. 111 00:10:57,044 --> 00:11:00,248 Good! I hope they throw the book at you, page by page! 112 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:02,082 I hope they throw you-- 113 00:11:02,149 --> 00:11:03,551 - Captain Hazard? - Yes. 114 00:11:03,617 --> 00:11:05,553 General Ricketts' compliments, sir. 115 00:11:05,619 --> 00:11:08,422 He would like to see you at once. 116 00:11:18,999 --> 00:11:21,168 - 'That's all you got to say?' - Yes, sir. 117 00:11:21,235 --> 00:11:23,170 - 'Nothing more to add?' - No, sir. 118 00:11:23,237 --> 00:11:25,373 - 'Whole truth and nothing but?' - Yes, sir. 119 00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:27,608 Carson...do you know 120 00:11:27,675 --> 00:11:30,911 that you're the biggest liar in the United States Navy? 121 00:11:30,978 --> 00:11:33,113 Yes, uh, no, s.. Yes, sir. 122 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,115 That's all. 123 00:11:35,182 --> 00:11:37,285 Thank you, sir. 124 00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:44,325 'Mr. Wead.' 125 00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:47,528 - Attention. - Carry on, gentlemen. Carry on. 126 00:11:51,865 --> 00:11:53,601 Mr. Wead, from Annapolis 127 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,603 with your commendation for war duty 128 00:11:55,669 --> 00:11:57,838 this is a record that any officer might envy. 129 00:11:57,905 --> 00:12:00,207 That is, up until this episode. 130 00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:02,443 'You've confirmed the facts presented to this board?' 131 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:04,144 'Yes, sir.' 132 00:12:04,211 --> 00:12:07,180 Any statement you'd like to make prior to the board's action? 133 00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:08,616 - 'Yes, sir.' - Make it. 134 00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:10,851 Charges against me boil down to doing something 135 00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,686 I'd never done before. 136 00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:16,089 How else will we get aviation for the United States Navy? 137 00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:17,758 This all may be true 138 00:12:17,825 --> 00:12:20,794 but it doesn't seem to have much bearing on this case. 139 00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:22,530 Sir, it is the case. 140 00:12:22,596 --> 00:12:24,532 At least, it's mine. 141 00:12:24,598 --> 00:12:26,700 And I think it should be yours. 142 00:12:41,715 --> 00:12:43,317 - Hi, Min. - Hi. 143 00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:44,885 Hi, Commodore. 144 00:12:44,952 --> 00:12:47,120 I borrowed a little of ol' Spig's corn whiskey. 145 00:12:47,187 --> 00:12:50,358 Sure, that's okay. What else have you got to do? Here. 146 00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:53,727 What are you all clobbered up about, Min? 147 00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:55,963 If Spig gets bounced out of the Navy-- 148 00:12:56,029 --> 00:12:58,031 Spig bounced out of the Navy! 149 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,836 Look, Johnny, Spig just joined the Navy. 150 00:13:02,903 --> 00:13:05,205 I'm married to it. 151 00:13:05,272 --> 00:13:08,108 I run the mess hall, I swab the decks 152 00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:10,744 I chip the rust. 153 00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:14,181 You're afraid that they'll kick Spig out of the Navy. 154 00:13:14,247 --> 00:13:17,084 I'm afraid that they won't. 155 00:13:25,058 --> 00:13:26,494 Hey. 156 00:13:32,265 --> 00:13:34,602 I think he's feverish. 157 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,803 - Now, I owe you my life. - You owe me nothing. 158 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,972 That's what I meant. 159 00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:30,891 - Good evening. - Good evening, Mrs. Wead. 160 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:33,126 So they didn't kick you out after all. 161 00:14:33,193 --> 00:14:34,562 Right. 162 00:14:34,628 --> 00:14:36,797 And you spent all of next month's pay celebrating. 163 00:14:36,864 --> 00:14:40,668 Wrong. I won the first-to-solo pool and I am loaded. 164 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,803 - Hey-- - No cracks. 165 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:45,372 The squadron decided that flying with the Army 166 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:49,276 was as close to solo a sailor could get. 167 00:14:49,342 --> 00:14:52,345 And this, my titian-haired darling 168 00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:54,314 is what I brought for you. 169 00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:56,584 First prize. 170 00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:59,487 - Commodore's sick. - Commodore? 171 00:15:02,456 --> 00:15:05,626 Where's the Commodore? Hiya, little ol' fella. 172 00:15:05,693 --> 00:15:07,695 How do you feel, little ol' boy? 173 00:15:07,761 --> 00:15:11,965 Look what your dad brought you. First prize for the first crash. 174 00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:16,036 Hey, let's get out of there. 175 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:18,271 You know, this crib's getting a little small 176 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,474 for the ol' Commodore. 177 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:27,648 Hey, Min... this kid is sick. 178 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:49,169 - The doc's in there. - He'll be okay, Spig. 179 00:15:49,236 --> 00:15:51,238 Sure, Mr. Wead. Them little kids get everything. 180 00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:53,240 - You know, colds, measles. - Yeah, sure. 181 00:15:53,306 --> 00:15:56,810 I had the mumps myself, six times. It don't mean anything. 182 00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:00,581 'Spig!' 183 00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:13,594 Sorry, Spig. 184 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,803 - Anything we can do? - No. 185 00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:27,340 But he can do her some good. 186 00:16:27,407 --> 00:16:29,509 Stick around. 187 00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:42,015 - Congratulations. - Thank you, sir. 188 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:47,354 Congratulations. 189 00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:06,506 We sort of split up, Spig and I did 190 00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:08,709 after graduation. 191 00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:11,311 He became a hotshot pilot, alright. 192 00:18:11,378 --> 00:18:16,449 Hotshot with a plane and...a baby carriage too. 193 00:18:16,516 --> 00:18:19,720 In those years, Spig was only little brass. 194 00:18:19,787 --> 00:18:24,324 But after all,where would big brass be without little brass? 195 00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:29,830 - 'Good morning, sir.' - Good morning, Jack. 196 00:18:29,897 --> 00:18:31,631 - Did you see this? - Yes, sir. 197 00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:35,035 - What are we gonna do about it? - Jack, who's our best pilot? 198 00:18:35,102 --> 00:18:38,205 I don't mean the best throttle jockey or the one who flies 199 00:18:38,271 --> 00:18:41,809 by the pit of his stomach or by the seat of his pants. 200 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,244 I mean our best brain. 201 00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:47,214 Capital B-R-A-I-N. 202 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,182 S-P-I-G. 203 00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:52,753 - Get him. - Yes, sir. 204 00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,390 'Give me my shovel.' 205 00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:59,359 Come on. Give it to me. 206 00:18:59,426 --> 00:19:02,896 Quiet, kids. Go on upstairs and take your bath. 207 00:19:02,963 --> 00:19:04,698 Just a minute, young ladies. 208 00:19:04,765 --> 00:19:08,836 Come back here and pick those up and take them upstairs with you. 209 00:19:08,902 --> 00:19:11,772 Come on. Now, hurry up. Hurry up. 210 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:15,308 Come on. Go on, get moving. 211 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:18,011 See that you wash yourselves clean. 212 00:19:28,756 --> 00:19:31,158 Good afternoon, Miss America. 213 00:19:34,161 --> 00:19:37,965 Here, among your unpaid bills, I find a communication. 214 00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:41,168 From Washington. Washington, DC. 215 00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:44,872 I'm not going. 216 00:19:44,938 --> 00:19:48,141 Stay broke and keep moving, that's the story of our lives. 217 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,177 Spig, you've got two daughters. 218 00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:52,179 And they've lived in seven different houses 219 00:19:52,245 --> 00:19:55,282 in seven different stations in seven different years. 220 00:19:55,348 --> 00:19:58,752 Back and forth across the country and in and out of it. 221 00:19:58,819 --> 00:20:01,354 Well, I'm just not gonna move them anymore. 222 00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:03,090 Well, have a drink. 223 00:20:03,156 --> 00:20:06,159 Pensacola, Coronado. What's the difference between houses? 224 00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:09,496 It's a big difference to me. 'Cause I've got to live in them. 225 00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:12,532 Alright. One of these days, you'll have a nice, big, fine 226 00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:15,602 gold-braided admiral's house and you can live in it forever. 227 00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:18,105 No, Spig. I'm a little tired. 228 00:20:18,171 --> 00:20:21,241 I wanna relax a little bit, I wanna drink a little bit 229 00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:24,111 and I wanna spend a little more than we can afford. 230 00:20:24,177 --> 00:20:26,013 Okay, you've had your say. 231 00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:29,682 Let's throw the kids and bags in the jalopy and get on the road. 232 00:20:29,749 --> 00:20:32,352 - We haven't much time. - Okay. 233 00:20:32,419 --> 00:20:35,388 You take the high road, and I'll take the low road. 234 00:20:35,455 --> 00:20:38,025 And we'll see who gets to the poorhouse first. 235 00:20:38,091 --> 00:20:40,760 But my road leads here. Right here. 236 00:20:40,828 --> 00:20:43,630 'It's like you got a shiny desk' 237 00:20:43,696 --> 00:20:46,366 'with a great big drawer marked "Navy"' 238 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:49,002 'and a big drawer marked "flying."' 239 00:20:49,069 --> 00:20:52,439 And a tiny little drawer marked "Min." 240 00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:55,909 Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, and so on and so on. 241 00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:58,145 Well, there's not much air in my drawer, Spig 242 00:20:58,211 --> 00:21:00,981 and I'm finding it pretty tough to breathe. 243 00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:04,251 I think you're getting too big for your drawers. 244 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:10,190 No, no, no, ma'am. I'll give you a clue. 245 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:15,328 Coronado, California. C like in "crap game." 246 00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:17,730 Yes, ma'am, I want you to keep trying. 247 00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,532 Stick and stay, bound to pay. 248 00:21:19,599 --> 00:21:22,769 - That's my way, Susie Mae. - Hey, Spig. 249 00:21:22,836 --> 00:21:24,604 - Beautiful? - Is it on the level? 250 00:21:24,671 --> 00:21:27,607 Ask me when we get to Bombay, Paris or Hong Kong. 251 00:21:27,674 --> 00:21:31,344 Which reminds me. Since when you been cutting orders on me, boy? 252 00:21:31,411 --> 00:21:35,315 Not me, Johnny. Me and Admiral Moffett. 253 00:21:35,382 --> 00:21:38,085 - Pincus, what's bothering you? - It's my foot, sir. 254 00:21:38,151 --> 00:21:40,720 When you win a bet from him, his feet hurt. 255 00:21:40,787 --> 00:21:42,355 I keep my money in my shoes. 256 00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:44,791 - Every time I pay, it hurts-- - Knock it off. 257 00:21:44,858 --> 00:21:47,094 Attention. 258 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,162 - Wead, did you announce this? - Yes, sir. 259 00:21:49,229 --> 00:21:51,298 - Do you like it? - Yes, sir. 260 00:21:51,364 --> 00:21:54,167 War and football draw the biggest crowds. 261 00:21:54,234 --> 00:21:57,537 So now we'll have an Army-Navy race around the world. 262 00:21:57,604 --> 00:21:59,973 The whole country will be sitting in on it. 263 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,975 Congress is sitting in on it. 264 00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:04,111 In fact, Congress is sitting on it. 265 00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:06,779 They've ordered a special hearing tomorrow for you and me. 266 00:22:06,846 --> 00:22:08,815 Shutup and get off the phone, you stupid-- 267 00:22:08,882 --> 00:22:10,683 Carson? 268 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,920 Evening, sir. 269 00:22:16,323 --> 00:22:18,725 - Hello, Pincus. - Good evening, sir. 270 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:20,393 - How's the wife? - Fine. 271 00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:23,863 - And them lovely kiddies? - Fine. Nice to see you. 272 00:22:29,769 --> 00:22:33,941 Yes. Yeah. It's-it's.. I got her, Spig. Sir. 273 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,044 Hello. 274 00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:38,979 Hello. Min? 275 00:22:39,046 --> 00:22:42,349 Yeah. Did you get my wire, hon? 276 00:22:42,415 --> 00:22:45,352 It looks like we're gonna be gone about a month. 277 00:22:45,418 --> 00:22:47,988 Oh, you know how I am about writing letters. 278 00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:50,023 They all sound like interoffice memos. 279 00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:52,459 Tell her you love her. 280 00:22:52,525 --> 00:22:55,328 Looks like we'll be back here a couple of years. 281 00:22:55,395 --> 00:22:58,198 Why don't you move on out? 282 00:22:58,265 --> 00:23:01,368 Of course, I miss you. That's what I'm trying to say. 283 00:23:01,434 --> 00:23:03,370 I found a swell apartment, hon. 284 00:23:03,436 --> 00:23:07,274 Just great for the kids, about a block from a kindergarten. 285 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,409 'Of course, it'll be a little noisy.' 286 00:23:09,476 --> 00:23:12,679 'It's right near the airfield and my squadron's planes--' 287 00:23:19,987 --> 00:23:21,921 Well, anyway, I finally got her. 288 00:23:21,989 --> 00:23:24,091 Well, I didn't. 289 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:44,444 'Round the world.' 290 00:23:44,511 --> 00:23:46,413 Come and see this. 291 00:24:00,027 --> 00:24:01,861 - Thank you. - With one flying by. 292 00:24:01,928 --> 00:24:04,164 - Thank you, sir. - Your hat, sir. 293 00:24:04,231 --> 00:24:06,466 - Here's to your health, Wead. - Thank you very much. 294 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:10,637 Please, gentlemen, gentlemen. This is a private party. 295 00:24:10,703 --> 00:24:12,439 A private Army party. 296 00:24:12,505 --> 00:24:15,042 And a very nice party too. Right? 297 00:24:15,108 --> 00:24:17,044 - Yes. - Cheers to you. 298 00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:20,347 - Alberto. - Yeah? 299 00:24:24,284 --> 00:24:27,720 Tell them to come right out here, it's an emergency. 300 00:24:27,787 --> 00:24:29,756 - Is that beer? - Yes. 301 00:24:29,822 --> 00:24:31,491 In prohibition? 302 00:24:31,558 --> 00:24:34,261 - Don't you know it's illegal? - I just work here. 303 00:24:34,327 --> 00:24:36,396 Well, you should watch yourself. 304 00:24:36,463 --> 00:24:38,098 - Carson. - Yes, sir. 305 00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:39,999 Compliments of the Army Air Corps. 306 00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:42,369 Sir. Boy. 307 00:24:42,435 --> 00:24:44,271 Spig, don't you think we oughta blow? 308 00:24:44,337 --> 00:24:46,206 We're gonna stir up a mess here. 309 00:24:46,273 --> 00:24:49,109 Where's your curiosity, Mr. Price? 310 00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:52,112 This is a rare opportunity to study the species 311 00:24:52,179 --> 00:24:54,481 "Homo sapiens." 312 00:24:54,547 --> 00:24:56,983 Subspecies Army. 313 00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:59,186 To General John J. Pershing. 314 00:24:59,252 --> 00:25:00,920 To Calvin Coolidge. 315 00:25:00,987 --> 00:25:02,522 - To Spig Wead. - Who's he? 316 00:25:02,589 --> 00:25:04,391 The gentleman who sent us the beer. 317 00:25:04,457 --> 00:25:06,093 - Spig Wead. - Mr. Wead. 318 00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:08,928 - Sorry. - To Mr. Wead. 319 00:25:08,995 --> 00:25:11,364 To our landlocked Congress. 320 00:25:11,431 --> 00:25:13,800 May they quit smoking cigars for a month 321 00:25:13,866 --> 00:25:16,103 and buy us some planes. 322 00:25:19,672 --> 00:25:22,409 To celebrate being selected as the Army flight team 323 00:25:22,475 --> 00:25:24,611 to beat Navy around the world. 324 00:25:29,849 --> 00:25:31,984 - Good evening. - Good evening. 325 00:25:32,051 --> 00:25:33,786 Spig, let's go on out of here. 326 00:25:33,853 --> 00:25:37,990 Don't be so rude. Our host is about to make a speech. 327 00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:40,560 - Continue. - Thank you. 328 00:25:41,861 --> 00:25:43,896 Gentlemen...I think 329 00:25:43,963 --> 00:25:46,933 we'd do well now to make plans for our victory dinner. 330 00:25:46,999 --> 00:25:48,901 - 'Right?' - 'Right.' 331 00:25:48,968 --> 00:25:53,806 Every race implies a loser as well as a winner. 332 00:25:53,873 --> 00:25:57,310 And I think it could only prove, once again, Army sportsmanship 333 00:25:57,377 --> 00:26:00,613 to invite the Navy losers to our victory dinner. 334 00:26:03,983 --> 00:26:05,752 Gentlemen. 335 00:26:05,818 --> 00:26:09,889 I presume that each team will have the same number of men. 336 00:26:09,956 --> 00:26:11,691 - Correct, mister? - Correct. 337 00:26:11,758 --> 00:26:16,163 Each of you, then, will invite your opposite Navy number. 338 00:26:16,229 --> 00:26:21,100 For the occasion, consider him as your big brother. 339 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,109 As a representative of the Navy 340 00:26:30,177 --> 00:26:32,579 I think a few words are in order. 341 00:26:32,645 --> 00:26:33,646 Very few. 342 00:26:33,713 --> 00:26:37,484 It is 25,000 miles around the world. 343 00:26:37,550 --> 00:26:41,521 We expect to finish 12,500 miles ahead of you. 344 00:26:41,588 --> 00:26:45,392 - End of few words. Thank you. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 345 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,627 The trouble is, mister, you've got nothing to fly. 346 00:26:47,694 --> 00:26:50,497 We won't need much more than a kite to beat you. 347 00:26:50,563 --> 00:26:53,366 - May I make a suggestion? - Please do. 348 00:26:54,934 --> 00:26:56,869 Why don't you fly this? 349 00:27:11,384 --> 00:27:13,753 A few more words are in order. 350 00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:16,155 You're our guest. 351 00:27:16,223 --> 00:27:18,358 What manners! 352 00:27:18,425 --> 00:27:21,828 We grace your party, we drink your liquor 353 00:27:21,894 --> 00:27:25,265 and I suppose this is supposed to be funny. 354 00:27:25,332 --> 00:27:27,066 A matter of opinion. 355 00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:30,303 Well, the liquor was pretty good. 356 00:27:30,370 --> 00:27:32,672 And the cake is nice. 357 00:27:33,873 --> 00:27:35,141 Right? 358 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:36,576 Right. 359 00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:43,115 Thank you for the party, gentlemen. 360 00:27:43,182 --> 00:27:45,352 Thank you and thank you. 361 00:27:55,528 --> 00:27:56,796 Police. 362 00:27:56,863 --> 00:27:58,765 'Police.' 363 00:28:00,567 --> 00:28:02,769 Here, buddy, hold this. 364 00:28:05,505 --> 00:28:08,575 Hey, let's quit. We're even. 365 00:28:33,032 --> 00:28:34,967 Police. Police. 366 00:28:35,034 --> 00:28:36,769 The kitchen. The kitchen. 367 00:29:04,196 --> 00:29:06,466 I can't think of an excuse. Not a thing. 368 00:29:06,533 --> 00:29:09,001 I'm going to say that I forgot my wife's birthday. 369 00:29:09,068 --> 00:29:11,704 She clobbered me. They can't argue with that. 370 00:29:11,771 --> 00:29:14,841 Sure can't. But me, I can't think of a thing. 371 00:29:17,243 --> 00:29:19,779 - Go ahead. - You go ahead. 372 00:29:19,846 --> 00:29:21,548 You afraid? 373 00:29:21,614 --> 00:29:23,049 No. 374 00:29:24,951 --> 00:29:27,053 So we were discussing.. 375 00:29:29,489 --> 00:29:31,758 Mr. Wead. 376 00:29:31,824 --> 00:29:33,726 Captain Hazard. 377 00:29:35,227 --> 00:29:37,797 Mr. Wead. Captain Hazard. 378 00:29:37,864 --> 00:29:40,700 'Information has reached me through certain channels' 379 00:29:40,767 --> 00:29:43,169 'that you two gentlemen have met.' 380 00:29:43,235 --> 00:29:46,373 Just for the record, are we at war? 381 00:29:46,439 --> 00:29:48,375 Where did you get those eyes? 382 00:29:48,441 --> 00:29:51,110 I forgot my wife's birthday, and she clobbered me. 383 00:29:51,177 --> 00:29:52,779 'And you?' 384 00:29:52,845 --> 00:29:55,548 Me, I can't think of a thing. 385 00:30:00,487 --> 00:30:02,422 Well, gentlemen 386 00:30:02,489 --> 00:30:04,290 your round-the-world race is canceled. 387 00:30:04,357 --> 00:30:07,760 The Army flight will take place because they asked for it first. 388 00:30:07,827 --> 00:30:08,961 But no race. 389 00:30:09,028 --> 00:30:11,898 The Navy appreciates your position, senator. 390 00:30:11,964 --> 00:30:15,234 Good. You can't win. Might as well be a good loser. 391 00:30:17,804 --> 00:30:20,807 However, I'm not sure the entire Navy shares that view. 392 00:30:20,873 --> 00:30:23,175 - Permission to speak, sir. - Fire away. 393 00:30:23,242 --> 00:30:26,979 It's our training. We're not taught to be losers. 394 00:30:27,046 --> 00:30:28,648 Good or otherwise. 395 00:30:28,715 --> 00:30:30,883 And now we are losing carriers that we need 396 00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:32,785 and planes to fly from them. 397 00:30:32,852 --> 00:30:35,154 'Someday we may lose something bigger than that.' 398 00:30:35,221 --> 00:30:39,125 If you can't develop both services impartially 399 00:30:39,191 --> 00:30:42,662 you're either shirking your duty or you don't know what it is. 400 00:30:42,729 --> 00:30:46,566 Well, son, there's a lot of things we don't know. 401 00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:48,635 'But here's some of the things we do.' 402 00:30:48,701 --> 00:30:52,839 Now, we've got a country yelling "pacifism" at us...disarmament. 403 00:30:52,905 --> 00:30:56,208 The world is gonna live together like one big happy family. 404 00:30:56,275 --> 00:30:58,811 There'll be no more war. 405 00:30:58,878 --> 00:31:02,148 The Army and the Navy are going out of business. 406 00:31:04,383 --> 00:31:06,619 Now, you.. 407 00:31:06,686 --> 00:31:09,722 ...outside of the clubs and barrooms.. 408 00:31:09,789 --> 00:31:13,225 ...you fight maybe one war in a generation. 409 00:31:13,292 --> 00:31:17,029 Well, we have to fight those voters every blamed two years. 410 00:31:19,999 --> 00:31:22,769 Now, you want us to cancel that flight for the Army? 411 00:31:22,835 --> 00:31:25,204 No, sir. That stunt may get them the bombers 412 00:31:25,271 --> 00:31:26,773 they need for their service. 413 00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:30,477 You just want to nail down the Lexington and Saratoga? 414 00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:32,044 Yes, sir. 415 00:31:32,111 --> 00:31:34,313 'Not just a mockup, like the Langley. 416 00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:37,016 Well...they tell me 417 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,852 there's more than one way to skin a cat, admiral. 418 00:31:41,187 --> 00:31:43,490 - That'll be all, gentlemen. - Yes, sir. 419 00:31:43,556 --> 00:31:45,525 By the way.. 420 00:31:45,592 --> 00:31:47,527 ...off the record, who won that fight? 421 00:31:47,594 --> 00:31:49,529 - The Navy. - The Army. 422 00:31:51,731 --> 00:31:56,603 Oh, boy, where is the ladies' retiring room? 423 00:31:56,669 --> 00:31:59,572 - Right in there, ma'am. - Come on, girls. 424 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,216 Black eyes. Swimming pool. 425 00:32:10,282 --> 00:32:12,018 Congressmen. 426 00:32:12,084 --> 00:32:14,020 Now, what's this new scuttlebutt you're spreading? 427 00:32:14,086 --> 00:32:16,689 International seaplane races, sir. 428 00:32:16,756 --> 00:32:18,691 The United States has never won them 429 00:32:18,758 --> 00:32:20,927 nor the Schneider Cup that goes with the winning. 430 00:32:20,993 --> 00:32:24,831 - I'm aware of that, Wead. - Alright, let's play the races. 431 00:32:24,897 --> 00:32:27,299 We'll hit the public and keep hitting 'em. 432 00:32:27,366 --> 00:32:30,870 You okay it, sir, and we'll bring the Schneider Cup home. 433 00:32:30,937 --> 00:32:35,608 Fill it with champagne and jam it down the Army's throat. 434 00:32:35,675 --> 00:32:38,611 Yeah, that would be nice. 435 00:32:38,678 --> 00:32:41,714 There's only one thing wrong. 436 00:32:41,781 --> 00:32:44,751 Why let the Army drink our champagne? 437 00:33:24,356 --> 00:33:26,525 That's your daddy up there with the goggles. 438 00:33:26,593 --> 00:33:28,527 See your daddy? He's the one beside-- 439 00:33:28,595 --> 00:33:31,030 - Daddy. - Him? 440 00:33:31,097 --> 00:33:33,299 - Yes. - Daddy. 441 00:33:33,365 --> 00:33:35,101 - Daddy. - Daddy. 442 00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:38,370 - Will you shut up. - Oh, drop dead. 443 00:33:38,437 --> 00:33:40,139 Shh. 444 00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:14,240 This one is for old Dave, the first to cross the line. 445 00:34:18,845 --> 00:34:20,813 - Let me drink to old Dave. - Hear, hear. 446 00:34:35,061 --> 00:34:36,629 Speech, speech. 447 00:34:36,696 --> 00:34:39,565 - Give me that cup. - Yeah, pass it on. 448 00:34:39,632 --> 00:34:42,301 This is a happy cup, inside and out. 449 00:34:42,368 --> 00:34:45,571 And here's a toast to all of you who brought it back 450 00:34:45,638 --> 00:34:47,106 where it belongs. 451 00:34:50,476 --> 00:34:54,380 You're a great crew, each and every one of you. 452 00:34:54,446 --> 00:34:57,817 Even Carson there, who slept all through the race. 453 00:34:57,884 --> 00:35:01,688 Oh, I know, Jughead, you were up 96 hours 454 00:35:01,754 --> 00:35:03,656 'getting the planes ready.' 455 00:35:03,723 --> 00:35:05,257 But seriously.. 456 00:35:05,324 --> 00:35:09,028 ...I want to thank every one of you from the bottom of my heart. 457 00:35:09,095 --> 00:35:11,497 It was a long back-breaking job. 458 00:35:11,563 --> 00:35:14,701 And those that flew know what they owe to the others. 459 00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:16,803 If it hadn't been for the cooperation 460 00:35:16,869 --> 00:35:18,971 and the teamwork-- 461 00:35:48,868 --> 00:35:50,803 What's a record? 462 00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:54,340 I told you, it's something nobody else ever did. 463 00:35:54,406 --> 00:35:58,010 Would it be a record if daddy came home? 464 00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:02,782 That would be a world's record. 465 00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:36,348 - We don't want anything. - We're broke. 466 00:37:30,502 --> 00:37:32,972 We've already got a carpet sweeper. 467 00:37:33,039 --> 00:37:36,042 - It ain't paid for. - It isn't paid for. 468 00:37:36,108 --> 00:37:38,710 Don't you kids ever read the newspapers? 469 00:37:38,777 --> 00:37:41,047 I'm your daddy. 470 00:37:41,113 --> 00:37:44,083 - Hey, Pickle Puss, come here. - What is it? 471 00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:46,185 Remember.. Go and ask. 472 00:37:46,252 --> 00:37:48,754 Are you the funny man with the goggles? 473 00:37:48,821 --> 00:37:50,756 I sure am, honey. 474 00:37:50,823 --> 00:37:53,192 Oh, daddy. 475 00:37:53,259 --> 00:37:56,595 And I've got a present for each one of you. 476 00:37:56,662 --> 00:38:00,032 Now, there's one for you, and one for you. 477 00:38:01,633 --> 00:38:04,536 - Where's your mother? - At the bridge club. 478 00:38:04,603 --> 00:38:07,073 Oh, the bridge club, eh? 479 00:38:07,139 --> 00:38:09,876 - Oh, they're beautiful. - Who's getting your supper? 480 00:38:09,942 --> 00:38:12,044 I am, of course. 481 00:38:14,881 --> 00:38:17,783 - Do you want some? - What is it? 482 00:38:17,850 --> 00:38:20,319 - Ah, chicken a la king. - I sure do. 483 00:38:20,386 --> 00:38:22,021 Out of a tin can. 484 00:38:22,088 --> 00:38:24,123 - I'm hungry. - Want some? 485 00:38:24,190 --> 00:38:25,324 Sure. 486 00:38:25,391 --> 00:38:27,526 Then you just sit down right there. 487 00:38:27,593 --> 00:38:29,495 I was going to. 488 00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:33,599 Shall I call you daddy? 489 00:38:33,665 --> 00:38:35,634 - You better. - Me too? 490 00:38:35,701 --> 00:38:38,137 You too, Pickle Puss. 491 00:38:38,204 --> 00:38:40,907 Here, wait a minute, let me take that. 492 00:38:40,973 --> 00:38:42,608 I'll serve you. 493 00:38:42,674 --> 00:38:45,077 Sit down, sit down. 494 00:38:55,021 --> 00:38:56,989 Goodnight. 495 00:38:57,056 --> 00:38:59,625 - You forgot something. - What? 496 00:38:59,691 --> 00:39:01,460 Now, I lay me down to sleep. 497 00:39:01,527 --> 00:39:03,695 I pray the Lord my soul to keep. 498 00:39:03,762 --> 00:39:07,900 If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. 499 00:39:07,967 --> 00:39:09,668 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 500 00:39:09,735 --> 00:39:11,003 'Goodnight who?' 501 00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:13,605 - Daddy. - Daddy. 502 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:17,143 Goodnight. 503 00:39:19,711 --> 00:39:21,680 Sleep tight. 504 00:40:43,962 --> 00:40:46,232 - Hi. - Hi. 505 00:40:46,298 --> 00:40:48,300 '"Home is the sailor, home from the sea."' 506 00:40:48,367 --> 00:40:50,436 "And the hunter home from the hill." 507 00:40:50,502 --> 00:40:53,839 Well, they cooked their supper and then I threw them in bed. 508 00:40:53,905 --> 00:40:54,973 How'd it feel? 509 00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,243 Great but I blackmailed them. 510 00:40:57,309 --> 00:41:00,412 I brought them some beads. 511 00:41:00,479 --> 00:41:01,680 Well.. 512 00:41:01,747 --> 00:41:03,949 ...go ahead, get over with. 513 00:41:04,016 --> 00:41:05,784 Ask me where I have been. 514 00:41:05,851 --> 00:41:08,787 Oh, I know where you've been. You've been playing bridge. 515 00:41:08,854 --> 00:41:11,090 You got behind. 516 00:41:11,157 --> 00:41:15,161 The winners go to dinner and the losers stay to play. 517 00:41:16,195 --> 00:41:18,530 I know how it is. 518 00:41:18,597 --> 00:41:23,001 I was going to phone you, and then I got a cute idea. 519 00:41:23,069 --> 00:41:25,071 I thought I'd come in unannounced. 520 00:41:25,137 --> 00:41:28,740 - To tell you the truth-- - Why don't you? 521 00:41:28,807 --> 00:41:30,209 Alright. 522 00:41:30,276 --> 00:41:34,780 I've been thinking what a heel I've been.. 523 00:41:34,846 --> 00:41:37,216 ...about you and about my own kids. 524 00:41:37,283 --> 00:41:40,319 I don't know. When I do something, I go all the way. 525 00:41:40,386 --> 00:41:44,256 Living, gambling, flying. I tap myself out. 526 00:41:45,991 --> 00:41:48,394 I guess that's the way I want it to be. 527 00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:50,796 Maybe, even, it's the way I am. 528 00:41:50,862 --> 00:41:53,899 Star-spangled Spig. 529 00:41:53,965 --> 00:41:55,401 Damn the martinis 530 00:41:55,467 --> 00:41:58,270 full speed ahead and don't give up the ship. 531 00:41:59,938 --> 00:42:02,474 Have a drink. 532 00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:05,344 Listen, Min, I'm trying to say I've been a fool. 533 00:42:05,411 --> 00:42:09,315 First class, senior grade, gold braided. 534 00:42:11,150 --> 00:42:12,851 So have I. 535 00:42:12,918 --> 00:42:15,053 Okay. 536 00:42:15,121 --> 00:42:16,388 Let's change it. 537 00:42:16,455 --> 00:42:19,658 Let's grow up before our kids do. 538 00:42:19,725 --> 00:42:21,760 We'd better hurry up. 539 00:42:33,572 --> 00:42:34,906 Phone's ringing. 540 00:42:34,973 --> 00:42:37,376 Oh, let it ring. 541 00:42:37,443 --> 00:42:40,146 Why not? It's probably just Washington. 542 00:42:40,212 --> 00:42:41,847 Oh, I forgot. 543 00:42:41,913 --> 00:42:44,716 Do you know that you're in the arms of the newest 544 00:42:44,783 --> 00:42:47,719 lieutenant commander in the United States Navy? 545 00:42:47,786 --> 00:42:50,289 Star-spangled Spig. 546 00:42:50,356 --> 00:42:52,158 And a squadron leader. 547 00:42:52,224 --> 00:42:55,627 All I know is I'm in the arms of a fella named Spig 548 00:42:55,694 --> 00:42:58,497 that I'm nuts about. 549 00:42:58,564 --> 00:43:01,433 Hey...how about getting back to your necking 550 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,635 with a little more enthusiasm? 551 00:43:03,702 --> 00:43:04,703 Right. 552 00:43:08,407 --> 00:43:11,410 Mommy, do you know whose lap you're in? 553 00:43:11,477 --> 00:43:12,578 No. 554 00:43:12,644 --> 00:43:14,180 - Daddy's. - 'Daddy's.' 555 00:43:14,246 --> 00:43:17,916 Go ahead, shake hands with him. 556 00:43:17,983 --> 00:43:20,018 - How do you do? - How do you do? 557 00:43:20,085 --> 00:43:22,888 Why don't you go to bed? 558 00:43:41,006 --> 00:43:43,375 'Mama.' 559 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,748 'Mama.' 560 00:43:58,089 --> 00:44:00,359 'Spig!' 561 00:44:03,262 --> 00:44:05,631 Spig, what.. 562 00:44:12,538 --> 00:44:15,374 Don't, don't move me, Min. 563 00:44:15,441 --> 00:44:19,010 I can't.. My back. 564 00:44:19,077 --> 00:44:21,313 'No feeling.' 565 00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:23,849 Call...hospital. 566 00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:27,686 Naval hospital. 567 00:44:53,612 --> 00:44:56,448 Bilateral paralysis resulting from indicated fracture 568 00:44:56,515 --> 00:44:58,116 of the fifth cervical vertebrae. 569 00:44:58,183 --> 00:44:59,951 You mean my neck's busted? 570 00:45:00,018 --> 00:45:01,420 That's it. 571 00:45:01,487 --> 00:45:03,154 How bad is that? 572 00:45:03,221 --> 00:45:05,123 Not good. 573 00:45:05,190 --> 00:45:06,458 What are my chances? 574 00:45:06,525 --> 00:45:10,496 If I operate right away, about four to one. 575 00:45:10,562 --> 00:45:12,398 What are we waiting for? 576 00:45:12,464 --> 00:45:15,501 Permission from you and your next of kin. 577 00:45:15,567 --> 00:45:18,704 I'm my next of kin, let's go. 578 00:45:37,623 --> 00:45:39,525 Scissors. 579 00:45:39,591 --> 00:45:40,792 Scissors. 580 00:45:45,731 --> 00:45:47,232 Sponge. 581 00:45:47,299 --> 00:45:48,934 'Sponge.' 582 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,502 Doctor. 583 00:45:50,569 --> 00:45:52,103 Pressure is dropping, doctor. 584 00:45:52,170 --> 00:45:53,271 CC adrenalin. 585 00:45:53,339 --> 00:45:55,273 'CC adrenalin.' 586 00:45:55,341 --> 00:45:57,042 Hey. 587 00:45:57,108 --> 00:45:59,244 - Can you hear me, Wead? - Yes. 588 00:45:59,311 --> 00:46:01,813 Open your eyes, Spig. Can see you anything? 589 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,048 No. 590 00:46:03,114 --> 00:46:04,850 - He's taking the dive. - Hey. 591 00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:07,919 What's the matter, Mr. Wead? Can't you ever win a fight? 592 00:46:07,986 --> 00:46:09,355 - Carson. - Yeah, Carson. 593 00:46:09,421 --> 00:46:11,289 - Trying to keep me alive. - That's right. 594 00:46:11,357 --> 00:46:14,025 - Well, you're doing it, thanks. - Your welcome. 595 00:46:14,092 --> 00:46:15,994 Get him the hell out of here. 596 00:46:23,435 --> 00:46:25,537 Ma'am, throw this under your belt. 597 00:46:25,604 --> 00:46:28,073 Make a new man out of you. 598 00:46:28,139 --> 00:46:30,476 Thanks. 599 00:47:10,749 --> 00:47:12,350 - Who are you? - Me? 600 00:47:12,418 --> 00:47:15,186 I'm the new corpsman assigned to take care of Mr. Wead. 601 00:47:15,253 --> 00:47:18,490 Glad to cooperate with you. I mean you just call.. 602 00:47:18,557 --> 00:47:20,592 - Hey, you're pretty. - We'll see about this. 603 00:47:20,659 --> 00:47:22,293 Yeah, you do that. 604 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,529 Carson? 605 00:47:23,595 --> 00:47:25,431 Yes, sir, Carson. Excuse me. 606 00:47:25,497 --> 00:47:26,932 Why? 607 00:47:26,998 --> 00:47:28,634 I'm your new nurse, that's why. 608 00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:30,802 I'm gonna see you through this little trouble. 609 00:47:30,869 --> 00:47:33,472 Now, listen, do you know the fix that you're in? 610 00:47:33,539 --> 00:47:35,541 - No, do you? - Yes, I figured it out. 611 00:47:35,607 --> 00:47:37,543 Now, I'm gonna brief you. 612 00:47:37,609 --> 00:47:39,545 Well, go ahead, brief. 613 00:47:39,611 --> 00:47:41,680 Alright. Now, look. 614 00:47:41,747 --> 00:47:43,882 This here is the spinal cord. 615 00:47:43,949 --> 00:47:47,052 It's just like the main cable on any three-phase circuit. 616 00:47:47,118 --> 00:47:49,354 And when you stunted down them stairs 617 00:47:49,421 --> 00:47:52,658 you busted five-sixth of it. 618 00:47:52,724 --> 00:47:55,126 - Can it be spliced? - What? 619 00:47:55,193 --> 00:47:56,828 Can it be spliced? 620 00:47:56,895 --> 00:47:59,665 These croakers around here will tell you it can't be done 621 00:47:59,731 --> 00:48:01,366 but I'm telling you it can. 622 00:48:01,433 --> 00:48:04,302 You remember the manual said I couldn't splice rudder cable? 623 00:48:04,369 --> 00:48:05,604 One-sixth left. 624 00:48:05,671 --> 00:48:07,773 Right and that one-sixth is gonna be enough. 625 00:48:07,839 --> 00:48:10,208 We're gonna learn that one-sixth to carry the whole load 626 00:48:10,275 --> 00:48:12,444 all the way down to these feeder circuits. 627 00:48:12,511 --> 00:48:14,546 These medics never saw no one wire around 628 00:48:14,613 --> 00:48:16,782 a bad magneto post. 629 00:48:16,848 --> 00:48:19,050 That's true. 630 00:48:19,117 --> 00:48:22,287 Doctor, you heard him. He gives me a chance. 631 00:48:22,353 --> 00:48:23,889 I heard him. 632 00:48:23,955 --> 00:48:25,323 But you don't? 633 00:48:25,390 --> 00:48:27,392 Well, we never give up hope. 634 00:48:27,459 --> 00:48:29,861 We'll do the best we can. 635 00:48:29,928 --> 00:48:32,864 Carson, when were you busted back? 636 00:48:32,931 --> 00:48:34,533 Hey, Mr. Wead, he recognized me. 637 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,335 - Do I have to have him around? - You want him, Spig? 638 00:48:37,402 --> 00:48:41,039 No, but I guess he'll have to do. 639 00:48:41,106 --> 00:48:43,975 I've assigned Miss Crumley to your case, Wead. 640 00:48:44,042 --> 00:48:45,544 Fine woman, fine nurse. 641 00:48:45,611 --> 00:48:48,246 Anything we can do, Miss Crumley, just give a buzz. 642 00:48:48,313 --> 00:48:50,215 This is Miss Crumley. 643 00:49:03,795 --> 00:49:06,097 - How is he, Carson? - What do you expect? 644 00:49:06,164 --> 00:49:09,400 Can't get him to eat, he won't sleep. Hasn't eaten a thing. 645 00:49:09,467 --> 00:49:11,236 Hasn't touched the juice, a piece of toast 646 00:49:11,302 --> 00:49:14,039 soup or something but he don't wanna touch nothing. 647 00:49:23,915 --> 00:49:26,084 Min. 648 00:49:27,185 --> 00:49:29,154 - Hi. - Hi. 649 00:49:32,558 --> 00:49:34,225 Kids? 650 00:49:34,292 --> 00:49:36,294 Oh, they're fine. 651 00:49:36,361 --> 00:49:38,429 Do they know? 652 00:49:38,496 --> 00:49:40,465 Big one does. 653 00:49:40,532 --> 00:49:43,101 Little one thinks you just took off again. 654 00:49:43,168 --> 00:49:47,172 Oh, uh...she's worn the beads around her neck. 655 00:49:47,238 --> 00:49:49,207 Is it raining? 656 00:49:49,274 --> 00:49:51,476 Yeah. 657 00:49:51,543 --> 00:49:55,714 Those doctors, did they tell you it was no go? 658 00:49:57,448 --> 00:50:00,886 Look, Spig, they haven't given up hope. Don't you. 659 00:50:00,952 --> 00:50:02,954 Oh, it's got all twisted, Min. 660 00:50:03,021 --> 00:50:05,624 It's stay broke and never move. 661 00:50:05,691 --> 00:50:07,292 I won't let you believe that. 662 00:50:07,358 --> 00:50:10,161 You always yelled that I moved around too much. 663 00:50:10,228 --> 00:50:12,931 Maybe you were right. 664 00:50:12,998 --> 00:50:16,868 You know what else you said that was right? 665 00:50:16,935 --> 00:50:20,038 "Damn the martinis, full speed ahead." 666 00:50:21,439 --> 00:50:23,942 Well, you be like that, Min. 667 00:50:24,009 --> 00:50:27,913 You be on your own from now on. 668 00:50:27,979 --> 00:50:30,616 Don't talk like that, Spig. 669 00:50:30,682 --> 00:50:32,618 You'll-you'll be alright again. 670 00:50:32,684 --> 00:50:34,552 No, don't pity me. 671 00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:37,889 I never pitied anybody so I don't want any. 672 00:50:40,158 --> 00:50:44,462 Sorry, Spig. You're right. 673 00:50:44,529 --> 00:50:46,497 And don't pity yourself either. 674 00:50:46,564 --> 00:50:48,566 Get out in the world. 675 00:50:48,634 --> 00:50:52,070 Be alive, take your turn. I took mine. 676 00:50:55,907 --> 00:50:59,177 Alright, Spig, let's have it. 677 00:50:59,244 --> 00:51:01,079 What are you trying to tell me? 678 00:51:01,146 --> 00:51:04,115 We were just about through anyway, Min. 679 00:51:04,182 --> 00:51:09,087 We'd lost it, it got away from us. 680 00:51:09,154 --> 00:51:13,258 Whatever it was, and we both remember.. 681 00:51:14,793 --> 00:51:19,464 ...the good part, the fine time.. 682 00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:24,836 ...let's not louse it up and let it be something bad and hopeless 683 00:51:24,903 --> 00:51:27,639 just because we couldn't keep it. 684 00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:38,784 - I'll bring the kids in. - No, I couldn't take it. 685 00:51:43,755 --> 00:51:46,457 Will you tell me when? 686 00:51:46,524 --> 00:51:49,260 I'll tell you when. 687 00:51:58,369 --> 00:52:00,371 The big one.. 688 00:52:01,372 --> 00:52:03,141 ...she's like me. 689 00:52:03,208 --> 00:52:05,877 Don't let her get away with a thing. 690 00:52:07,713 --> 00:52:10,215 And Pickle Puss.. 691 00:52:10,281 --> 00:52:13,618 ...little old Pickle Puss, she's like.. 692 00:52:13,685 --> 00:52:15,320 ...like you. 693 00:52:16,955 --> 00:52:20,992 Love her hard. She's lost without it. 694 00:52:25,731 --> 00:52:27,899 So long, Spig. 695 00:52:30,468 --> 00:52:31,937 So long, Min. 696 00:52:36,141 --> 00:52:38,143 Good luck. 697 00:53:05,871 --> 00:53:08,039 'Good morning.' 698 00:53:08,106 --> 00:53:11,509 - Is it still raining? - Raining in California? 699 00:53:11,576 --> 00:53:14,379 Besides, don't knock the rain. It makes the corn jump up. 700 00:53:14,445 --> 00:53:16,581 Cows eat the corn, boom, you got porterhouse. 701 00:53:16,647 --> 00:53:19,985 I went to Tijuana, got us some of that panther sweat. 702 00:53:20,051 --> 00:53:22,153 Medicinal panther sweat. 703 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:23,688 Tequila! 704 00:53:23,755 --> 00:53:25,857 Besides, if we didn't have any rain 705 00:53:25,924 --> 00:53:27,292 we wouldn't have any ocean. 706 00:53:27,358 --> 00:53:28,794 No ocean, no Navy. 707 00:53:28,860 --> 00:53:30,395 No Navy, no retired pay. 708 00:53:30,461 --> 00:53:32,864 You and me would have to go to work. 709 00:53:32,931 --> 00:53:34,732 You about ready to get started? 710 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,201 - Why not? - Okay. 711 00:53:36,267 --> 00:53:38,636 Now, that brain of yours is like a generator. 712 00:53:38,703 --> 00:53:41,706 What we're gonna do is generate that power right past that break 713 00:53:41,773 --> 00:53:45,643 in your spinal cord, way down here to these feeder circuits 714 00:53:45,710 --> 00:53:47,178 they call nerves. 715 00:53:47,245 --> 00:53:51,082 Now, we're gonna start with this big left pinkie. 716 00:53:51,149 --> 00:53:52,884 - You feel that? - No. 717 00:53:52,951 --> 00:53:54,886 Well, anyway, that's it. 718 00:53:54,953 --> 00:53:58,423 Now, you start saying, I'm gonna move that toe. 719 00:53:58,489 --> 00:54:00,325 Come on, mister, say it. 720 00:54:00,391 --> 00:54:02,260 Move. 721 00:54:02,327 --> 00:54:06,531 - Move, you little dead stump-- - No, say it nice, say it nice. 722 00:54:06,597 --> 00:54:08,233 Come on, say it, mister. 723 00:54:08,299 --> 00:54:10,969 - I'm gonna move that toe. - I'm gonna move that toe. 724 00:54:11,036 --> 00:54:12,838 Alright, say it again. 725 00:54:12,904 --> 00:54:14,873 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Alright, louder. 726 00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:17,442 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Say it again. 727 00:54:17,508 --> 00:54:19,911 - I'm gonna move that. - Keep saying it. 728 00:54:19,978 --> 00:54:21,612 I'm gonna move that toe. 729 00:54:21,679 --> 00:54:23,114 Believe it. 730 00:54:23,181 --> 00:54:26,184 - I'm gonna move that toe. - And again. 731 00:54:26,251 --> 00:54:28,286 I'm gonna move that toe. 732 00:54:28,353 --> 00:54:29,620 Louder, once more. 733 00:54:29,687 --> 00:54:31,089 I'm gonna move that toe. 734 00:54:31,156 --> 00:54:32,958 Knock it off, take a little rest. 735 00:54:33,024 --> 00:54:34,459 - Anything happen? - Well, not yet. 736 00:54:34,525 --> 00:54:36,427 Let's put some oil in the crankcase. 737 00:54:36,494 --> 00:54:39,130 Don't be impatient. We got lots of time, Mr. Wead. 738 00:54:39,197 --> 00:54:40,231 We're gonna.. That's enough. 739 00:54:40,298 --> 00:54:42,100 We're gonna stick right at this. 740 00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:43,969 Mm, start saying it again. 741 00:54:44,035 --> 00:54:45,871 I'm gonna move that toe, let's go. 742 00:54:45,937 --> 00:54:48,073 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Come on, loud. 743 00:54:48,139 --> 00:54:50,341 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Alright, believe it. 744 00:54:50,408 --> 00:54:53,011 - I'm gonna move that toe. - I'm gonna move that toe. 745 00:54:53,078 --> 00:54:55,080 - Again. - I'm gonna move that toe. 746 00:54:55,146 --> 00:54:58,816 Believe it, I'm gonna move that toe. Come on, go. 747 00:54:58,884 --> 00:55:00,818 I'm gonna move that toe. 748 00:55:00,886 --> 00:55:02,287 Go ahead. 749 00:55:02,353 --> 00:55:04,455 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Good and loud. 750 00:55:04,522 --> 00:55:07,125 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Come on, Mr. Wead. 751 00:55:07,192 --> 00:55:09,660 - I'm gonna move that toe. - That's it, you got it. 752 00:55:09,727 --> 00:55:12,163 - I'm gonna move that toe. - That's it, go on. 753 00:55:12,230 --> 00:55:14,165 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Go again. 754 00:55:14,232 --> 00:55:16,868 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Once more. 755 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,409 Get that man's name. 756 00:55:26,644 --> 00:55:28,546 Wait till you see what I got. 757 00:55:28,613 --> 00:55:31,216 I kicked myself all the way back from that joint 758 00:55:31,282 --> 00:55:32,783 for not thinking of this before. 759 00:55:32,850 --> 00:55:36,087 Wait till you get a load of this, we got this whipped. 760 00:55:36,154 --> 00:55:38,223 Tell me, what do you see in there? 761 00:55:38,289 --> 00:55:41,092 - 'Dolores, room 8--' - 'No, no, no.' 762 00:55:41,159 --> 00:55:43,861 'Down here, down here, can you see this, ah?' 763 00:55:43,929 --> 00:55:45,363 - 'Yeah.' - 'Alright, look at this.' 764 00:55:45,430 --> 00:55:47,198 - 'Do you see your big pinkie?' - 'Yes.' 765 00:55:47,265 --> 00:55:49,067 Alright, keep your eye on it. 766 00:55:49,134 --> 00:55:52,070 Now, let's get started, come on, same old thing. 767 00:55:52,137 --> 00:55:54,405 I'm gonna move that toe, go ahead. 768 00:55:54,472 --> 00:55:57,342 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Right, say it. 769 00:55:57,408 --> 00:56:00,245 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Come on, mean it. 770 00:56:00,311 --> 00:56:03,281 - I'm gonna move that toe. - That's right, now. 771 00:56:03,348 --> 00:56:06,251 - I'm gonna move that toe. - I'm gonna move that toe. 772 00:56:06,317 --> 00:56:09,420 - I'm gonna move that toe. - I'm gonna move that toe. 773 00:56:09,487 --> 00:56:12,157 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe, right ♪ 774 00:56:12,223 --> 00:56:14,025 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe ♪ 775 00:56:14,092 --> 00:56:18,296 ♪ That's right and I'm gonna move that...one more chorus ♪ 776 00:56:18,363 --> 00:56:21,132 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe. Go, Mr. Wead ♪ 777 00:56:21,199 --> 00:56:23,601 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe, there you go ♪ 778 00:56:23,668 --> 00:56:26,304 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe, go ahead ♪ 779 00:56:26,371 --> 00:56:28,339 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe ♪ 780 00:56:28,406 --> 00:56:30,041 Come on with a little rhythm. 781 00:56:30,108 --> 00:56:31,909 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe ♪ 782 00:56:31,977 --> 00:56:34,279 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe ♪ 783 00:56:34,345 --> 00:56:36,281 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe ♪ 784 00:56:36,347 --> 00:56:39,384 ♪ And I'm gonna move that toe, you got to ♪ 785 00:56:39,450 --> 00:56:42,420 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe, boy ♪ 786 00:56:42,487 --> 00:56:45,256 ♪ All of God's children got toes, so move it ♪ 787 00:56:45,323 --> 00:56:48,259 ♪ All of God's children got toes, let's move it ♪ 788 00:56:48,326 --> 00:56:51,862 ♪ Well move it, all of God's children got toes, let's move ♪ 789 00:56:51,929 --> 00:56:54,732 Doctor's here, sir. 790 00:56:54,799 --> 00:56:56,467 Still at it, eh? 791 00:56:56,534 --> 00:56:58,869 Johnny. 792 00:56:58,936 --> 00:57:00,871 You know, you can overdo those exercises. 793 00:57:00,938 --> 00:57:03,374 You mean, I could kill myself? 794 00:57:03,441 --> 00:57:06,577 No, I'm just saying you could overdo the work. 795 00:57:06,644 --> 00:57:09,814 Well, I don't care too much anymore which way it is. 796 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:15,586 But one of us is gonna give, either me or that big toe. 797 00:57:15,653 --> 00:57:17,555 You may just be right. 798 00:57:17,622 --> 00:57:20,125 You're sleeping better, eating better. 799 00:57:21,159 --> 00:57:23,794 - Carson. - Yes, sir. 800 00:57:23,861 --> 00:57:27,098 This is against regulations, but I feel it might do him good. 801 00:57:27,165 --> 00:57:28,833 - Alcohol, sir? - Oh, no, no, whiskey. 802 00:57:28,899 --> 00:57:31,636 - Is it intoxicating? - No, just a little, few drops. 803 00:57:31,702 --> 00:57:35,073 I couldn't do that. Maybe just a few drops in orange juice. 804 00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:36,874 - It's not habit-forming? - No, no. 805 00:57:36,941 --> 00:57:40,445 - Alright, sir, trust me. - Keep it under your hat. 806 00:57:40,511 --> 00:57:43,281 See you, Spig. Keep it up. 807 00:57:47,185 --> 00:57:48,986 - How's your patient? - Still alive. 808 00:57:49,054 --> 00:57:51,189 I'll drop in to see him. 809 00:57:53,224 --> 00:57:56,494 Alright, hit it and hit it hard. I'm gonna move that toe. 810 00:57:56,561 --> 00:57:59,564 - I'm gonna move that toe. - Another doctor, sir. 811 00:57:59,630 --> 00:58:01,132 And Miss Crumley. 812 00:58:01,199 --> 00:58:04,202 - Good evening, Wead. - Good evening, doctor. 813 00:58:04,269 --> 00:58:06,204 Well, quite an arrangement. 814 00:58:06,271 --> 00:58:08,906 My idea, sir. 815 00:58:08,973 --> 00:58:10,641 Dolores. 816 00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:13,278 I was talking to the commander of the base about 817 00:58:13,344 --> 00:58:14,812 Carson's temporary duty. 818 00:58:14,879 --> 00:58:16,547 Well, what did he say? 819 00:58:16,614 --> 00:58:20,551 As far as they're concerned, they hope he never comes back. 820 00:58:20,618 --> 00:58:22,553 Will you excuse us, Miss Crumley. 821 00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:23,821 Yes, doctor. 822 00:58:23,888 --> 00:58:26,557 - Carson. - Yes, sir. 823 00:58:33,431 --> 00:58:36,467 This is against all medical ethics, Carson. 824 00:58:36,534 --> 00:58:39,537 But the slightly debilitating effects of alcohol 825 00:58:39,604 --> 00:58:43,508 are more than compensated for by the physical stimulation 826 00:58:43,574 --> 00:58:46,511 and the marked psychological benefit to be derived. 827 00:58:46,577 --> 00:58:48,613 I was thinking the same thing myself, sir. 828 00:58:48,679 --> 00:58:51,549 In other words, a good slug of booze won't hurt him. 829 00:58:51,616 --> 00:58:54,352 - Give him some of this. - All of it, sir? 830 00:58:54,419 --> 00:58:56,354 - No, no. - A spoonful at a time? 831 00:58:56,421 --> 00:58:58,089 - In water or orange juice? - Grapefruit. 832 00:58:58,156 --> 00:59:00,791 Grapefruit juice, right, and if it doesn't upset Mr. Wead 833 00:59:00,858 --> 00:59:03,027 we might have another bottle for next week? 834 00:59:03,094 --> 00:59:04,462 - We'll see. - Right. 835 00:59:04,529 --> 00:59:07,165 - But keep it under your hat. - Trust me, sir. 836 00:59:17,408 --> 00:59:20,245 I can make better booze than that in a bathtub. 837 00:59:20,311 --> 00:59:21,746 Alright, let's go. 838 00:59:24,115 --> 00:59:26,284 I'm gonna move that toe. Come on, Mr. Wead. 839 00:59:26,351 --> 00:59:28,186 - I'm gonna move that toe. - That's it. 840 00:59:28,253 --> 00:59:30,821 ♪ I'm gonna move that toe, move it ♪ 841 00:59:30,888 --> 00:59:32,457 ♪ I'm gonna move it ♪ 842 00:59:32,523 --> 00:59:34,425 'I'm gonna move that toe.' 843 00:59:34,492 --> 00:59:38,129 'I'm gonna move that toe.' 844 00:59:38,196 --> 00:59:40,097 'I'm gonna move that toe.' 845 00:59:41,232 --> 00:59:43,834 'I'm gonna move that toe.' 846 00:59:43,901 --> 00:59:46,271 I'm gonna move that toe. 847 00:59:46,337 --> 00:59:48,739 I'm gonna move that toe. 848 00:59:48,806 --> 00:59:51,309 I'm gonna move that toe. 849 00:59:51,376 --> 00:59:53,344 I'm gonna move that toe. 850 00:59:56,981 --> 00:59:58,849 'I've got to.' 851 00:59:58,916 --> 01:00:01,186 'I'm gonna move that toe.' 852 01:00:01,252 --> 01:00:03,654 'I'm gonna move that toe.' 853 01:00:05,756 --> 01:00:08,326 I'm gonna move that toe. 854 01:00:08,393 --> 01:00:10,795 I'm gonna move that toe. 855 01:00:10,861 --> 01:00:13,364 I'm gonna move that toe. 856 01:00:13,431 --> 01:00:15,533 I'm gonna move that toe. 857 01:00:16,501 --> 01:00:18,135 I've got to move that toe. 858 01:00:18,203 --> 01:00:21,239 I've got to move it. 859 01:00:21,306 --> 01:00:24,074 I gotta move that toe. 860 01:00:24,141 --> 01:00:26,344 I gotta move that toe. 861 01:00:27,445 --> 01:00:29,780 I gotta move that toe. 862 01:00:29,847 --> 01:00:31,549 I'm gonna move it. 863 01:00:31,616 --> 01:00:33,618 I gotta move it. 864 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,689 - More? - Please. 865 01:00:41,592 --> 01:00:44,562 Now, you enjoy that nice fresh air. 866 01:01:10,655 --> 01:01:13,358 - His wife. - Alright. 867 01:01:14,725 --> 01:01:15,993 Good morning. 868 01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:18,195 Well, look at you, pretty soft. 869 01:01:18,263 --> 01:01:21,732 All you gotta do is lay there, look at children in the park. 870 01:01:21,799 --> 01:01:24,635 - Pretty ships out in the bay. - What're men with legs doing? 871 01:01:24,702 --> 01:01:27,071 Oh, they're trying to learn to use their heads. 872 01:01:27,137 --> 01:01:28,739 The millionaires are back from Florida 873 01:01:28,806 --> 01:01:30,841 and the bums are out of the poolrooms. 874 01:01:30,908 --> 01:01:33,110 What are you reading? Dames, murder, what? 875 01:01:33,177 --> 01:01:34,245 - Love. - Oh. 876 01:01:34,312 --> 01:01:35,713 Lousy. 877 01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:38,349 Writes like he'd used my big toe for a pencil. 878 01:01:38,416 --> 01:01:40,385 You don't like any books I bring you. 879 01:01:40,451 --> 01:01:42,420 Even the one I swiped from the chaplain 880 01:01:42,487 --> 01:01:44,622 the one that was banned in Boston. 881 01:01:44,689 --> 01:01:47,492 If you don't like my literature, try writing some yourself. 882 01:01:47,558 --> 01:01:50,761 - It's not a bad idea. - No pictures. 883 01:01:50,828 --> 01:01:54,198 As far as I can make out, writing is like telling lies. 884 01:01:54,265 --> 01:01:56,367 Only they wrap it up in fancy paper. 885 01:01:56,434 --> 01:01:59,270 You're the world's greatest natural born liar I ever met 886 01:01:59,337 --> 01:02:01,472 so why don't you try it? 887 01:02:02,907 --> 01:02:04,909 - Eight months. - Oh, quit bellyaching. 888 01:02:04,975 --> 01:02:07,912 Eight months and it seems like eight years. 889 01:02:07,978 --> 01:02:11,616 What are you crying about? You were 4-1 not to be here at all. 890 01:02:11,682 --> 01:02:14,084 You were about 100-1 never to be puffing a cigarette 891 01:02:14,151 --> 01:02:18,155 about 500-1 not to be propped up here like Sultan of Pandemonia. 892 01:02:18,222 --> 01:02:19,957 A million-to-one not to be able to 893 01:02:20,024 --> 01:02:22,693 sign your name on your paycheck which incidentally 894 01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,930 after the allotment for your wife and kids, came to 94 bucks. 895 01:02:25,996 --> 01:02:28,699 I gave 10 bucks to each of the charge accounts 896 01:02:28,766 --> 01:02:31,636 which left us 14 fish. Here you are, sign it. 897 01:02:34,939 --> 01:02:37,708 - I'm broke. - 'Broke? You are busted.' 898 01:02:37,775 --> 01:02:39,410 Come in. 899 01:02:41,446 --> 01:02:43,681 Oh, well, hello Alice or is it Agatha? 900 01:02:43,748 --> 01:02:46,317 Or is it Dolores? No, it couldn't be Dolores. 901 01:02:54,425 --> 01:02:57,362 'Hey, that's not bad.' 902 01:02:57,428 --> 01:02:59,464 'That's the best yet.' 903 01:02:59,530 --> 01:03:01,866 The best yet. Well, let's get to work. 904 01:03:03,634 --> 01:03:05,536 'Who sent the flowers?' 905 01:03:05,603 --> 01:03:07,972 - 'Sent what?' - 'Those red roses.' 906 01:03:08,038 --> 01:03:11,075 Not me, I'm not in the habit of sending flowers to men. 907 01:03:11,141 --> 01:03:14,111 Let me know if you can see it alright. Okay, there. 908 01:03:14,178 --> 01:03:15,846 Now, we gotta concentrate. 909 01:03:15,913 --> 01:03:17,748 - Was there a card in them? - No. 910 01:03:17,815 --> 01:03:21,619 - Okay, now, when you think-- - You sure there was no card? 911 01:03:21,686 --> 01:03:24,989 I told you there was no card. Use your brain for a generator. 912 01:03:25,055 --> 01:03:27,525 Let's push that power all the way down 913 01:03:27,592 --> 01:03:29,560 right down here to these feeder nerves. 914 01:03:29,627 --> 01:03:32,329 Right, right in here, okay? Got the idea? 915 01:03:32,397 --> 01:03:34,331 Alright, now, let's concentrate. 916 01:03:34,399 --> 01:03:37,201 Oh that's it, that's the idea. 917 01:03:37,267 --> 01:03:39,169 It moved. 918 01:03:39,236 --> 01:03:40,505 It what? 919 01:03:40,571 --> 01:03:43,040 Mr. Wead, I-I saw.. 920 01:03:43,107 --> 01:03:44,208 The foot. 921 01:03:44,274 --> 01:03:46,010 - Do it again. - What? 922 01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:47,211 It move-move.. 923 01:03:47,277 --> 01:03:49,480 Hey, nurse, doctor, anybody.. 924 01:03:51,015 --> 01:03:53,951 He moved, he moved his toe, Miss Crumley. 925 01:04:10,468 --> 01:04:12,269 Why do you have her husband 926 01:04:12,336 --> 01:04:14,805 coming through the door with a gun? 927 01:04:14,872 --> 01:04:16,974 Did the guy ever get away with it? 928 01:04:17,041 --> 01:04:19,510 I'd have been dead a long time ago. 929 01:04:22,179 --> 01:04:24,348 - You're late. - Here, right off the boat. 930 01:04:24,415 --> 01:04:27,117 Scraped off, ha ha. 931 01:04:27,184 --> 01:04:28,385 Hi, Mr. Wead. 932 01:04:28,453 --> 01:04:30,521 Gee, you look great, just great. 933 01:04:30,588 --> 01:04:33,223 - Thanks. - Sitting up in bed and all. 934 01:04:33,290 --> 01:04:35,426 Still writing them stories? 935 01:04:35,493 --> 01:04:38,529 Arab sheiks? Murder? 936 01:05:21,639 --> 01:05:23,741 Now, I believe in miracles. 937 01:05:23,808 --> 01:05:27,478 That's all that happens, except there. 938 01:05:27,545 --> 01:05:28,979 'What's that, Spig?' 939 01:05:29,046 --> 01:05:32,817 Twenty for 20. 20 stories, 20 rejections. 940 01:05:33,651 --> 01:05:36,521 I'm batting 0-0-0. 941 01:05:36,587 --> 01:05:39,056 But you're batting. 942 01:05:39,123 --> 01:05:42,960 Let's have it straight, doc. You're gonna retire me? 943 01:05:44,194 --> 01:05:45,930 I'm afraid I am. 944 01:05:45,996 --> 01:05:48,365 But we've got some good news for you, Spig. 945 01:05:48,432 --> 01:05:50,167 Good news. 946 01:05:56,574 --> 01:05:59,076 Here you are, sir. Wheels for legs. 947 01:06:04,448 --> 01:06:06,884 Doctor, permission, please. 948 01:06:06,951 --> 01:06:09,587 Ms. Crumley has made a request which is strictly 949 01:06:09,654 --> 01:06:11,689 against naval regulations. 950 01:06:11,756 --> 01:06:15,926 - But if my colleague concurs.. - Oh, by all means, doctor. 951 01:06:15,993 --> 01:06:18,529 - Uh, permission granted. - Thank you, doctor. 952 01:06:18,596 --> 01:06:22,432 This is elderberry wine that my aunt made back in Wisconsin 953 01:06:22,499 --> 01:06:25,502 especially for this occasion. 954 01:06:25,570 --> 01:06:30,507 Well, Ms. Crumley, thanks. Thanks. 955 01:07:02,372 --> 01:07:03,674 Wind.. 956 01:07:04,408 --> 01:07:08,145 ...sky and...sea. 957 01:07:08,212 --> 01:07:10,948 And elderberry wine. 958 01:07:11,015 --> 01:07:14,752 - Simple things, eh, Jughead? - Sheer poetry. 959 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,122 Now, Mr. Wead, sit back and close your eyes. 960 01:07:18,188 --> 01:07:20,324 - What for? - Because I said so. 961 01:07:23,060 --> 01:07:24,962 Take a look. 962 01:07:27,364 --> 01:07:28,599 The Saratoga. 963 01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:33,704 - The first real carrier. - Yep. Pretty, ain't she? 964 01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:37,141 'She's a beautiful lady.' 965 01:08:01,165 --> 01:08:02,499 Who's upstairs? 966 01:08:02,566 --> 01:08:05,435 Mr. Price. That's his squadron. 967 01:08:05,502 --> 01:08:07,905 They've been out on maneuvers. 968 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:12,209 - Take me back. - What? 969 01:08:12,276 --> 01:08:14,679 I said, take me back. 970 01:08:17,682 --> 01:08:19,850 As you say, Mr. Wead. 971 01:08:19,917 --> 01:08:22,086 Let me have that tape. Right. Thank you. 972 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:26,056 Okay, Arizona, let's go. 973 01:08:26,123 --> 01:08:28,492 Right there. Hold it. Right there. 974 01:08:28,558 --> 01:08:30,327 - Okay, sir. - Here you go. 975 01:08:30,394 --> 01:08:34,431 Hold that one. Alright, sir. Up you go now. One. 976 01:08:34,498 --> 01:08:37,001 Alright, Pincus, heave at it. There we go. 977 01:08:37,067 --> 01:08:39,303 That's it. Take it easy up there, sir. 978 01:08:39,369 --> 01:08:41,371 - Alright? - Right. 979 01:08:41,438 --> 01:08:44,709 Here's yesterday's mark. Let's try and pass that one today. 980 01:08:45,242 --> 01:08:46,911 Okay. 981 01:08:46,977 --> 01:08:49,947 Come on, pick 'em up, lay 'em down. That's it. One. 982 01:08:50,014 --> 01:08:51,982 Let's try with the other one. 983 01:08:52,049 --> 01:08:54,218 - Oh, Mr. Wead. - That's it. Try the other one. 984 01:08:54,284 --> 01:08:56,653 Stand on it. Don't cheat with the crutches. 985 01:08:56,721 --> 01:08:58,689 - Come on, try. - Stand up on 'em, sir. 986 01:08:58,756 --> 01:09:01,091 Come on, pick 'em up.. Shut up, Pincus. 987 01:09:01,158 --> 01:09:03,227 Pick 'em up and lay 'em down. Listen. 988 01:09:03,293 --> 01:09:05,595 - That's it. - That's it. One more. 989 01:09:05,662 --> 01:09:07,431 - I can't make.. - Come on, sure you can. 990 01:09:07,497 --> 01:09:10,500 No distance to go at all. We did this yesterday, come on. 991 01:09:10,567 --> 01:09:12,937 - You're doing beautifully. - Pick 'em up, lay 'em down. 992 01:09:13,003 --> 01:09:15,405 Come on. That's it. Stand on that one, Mr. Wead. 993 01:09:15,472 --> 01:09:18,075 That's it. Don't cheat with those crutches, I'm telling you. 994 01:09:18,142 --> 01:09:19,910 - That was wonderful. - That's it. 995 01:09:19,977 --> 01:09:22,880 Pick 'em up, lay 'em down. That's it. 996 01:09:22,947 --> 01:09:26,250 Just say it to yourself. Pick it up and lay it down. 997 01:09:26,316 --> 01:09:28,285 Pick it up. That's it. And one more. 998 01:09:28,352 --> 01:09:30,955 Hold on right there. Give me another piece of tape. 999 01:09:31,021 --> 01:09:33,991 That's yesterday's mark. Now, today, here's where we go today. 1000 01:09:34,058 --> 01:09:36,660 - No, I think that.. - You're gonna make it. Come on. 1001 01:09:38,495 --> 01:09:41,698 Come on, pick 'em up, lay 'em down. Come on. 1002 01:09:41,766 --> 01:09:43,700 - A couple more. - Pick 'em up. 1003 01:09:43,768 --> 01:09:46,771 Let's try one more. One more. One more, just one more. 1004 01:09:46,837 --> 01:09:48,338 Just one more. 1005 01:09:58,115 --> 01:09:59,349 He did it. 1006 01:10:07,858 --> 01:10:09,259 Come. 1007 01:10:09,326 --> 01:10:11,929 - Hiya, Spig. - Hey, John Dale. 1008 01:10:11,996 --> 01:10:14,264 - How are you, boy? - Home is the sailor. 1009 01:10:14,331 --> 01:10:17,134 You're looking good. You're looking as stout as a mama mule. 1010 01:10:17,201 --> 01:10:19,203 Thank you. I'm walking or toddling. 1011 01:10:19,269 --> 01:10:21,738 Yeah? Say, I brought you some flowers. 1012 01:10:21,806 --> 01:10:24,008 - Red roses? - Well.. 1013 01:10:24,074 --> 01:10:26,310 - Sure. Red roses. - You brought 'em for me? 1014 01:10:26,376 --> 01:10:28,145 Yeah. 1015 01:10:28,212 --> 01:10:30,314 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 1016 01:10:30,380 --> 01:10:36,253 Hey! What's this? You finally made it. Congratulations. 1017 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:39,056 We're gonna have to celebrate that and wet 'em down. 1018 01:10:39,123 --> 01:10:42,092 Maybe, we'd better wait till I get 'em paid for. 1019 01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:44,361 'Say, Spig, did you see her out there?' 1020 01:10:44,428 --> 01:10:47,131 Yeah, I saw her. 1021 01:10:47,197 --> 01:10:49,666 She's a beaut, ain't she? 1022 01:10:49,733 --> 01:10:51,735 She sure is. 1023 01:10:51,802 --> 01:10:53,503 Travis wanted me to tell you, Spig. 1024 01:10:53,570 --> 01:10:56,606 You helped us get that ship. You can help us again. 1025 01:10:56,673 --> 01:10:59,409 We need a dozen more just like her. 1026 01:10:59,476 --> 01:11:02,279 What do you want me to do, go back to stunting? 1027 01:11:02,346 --> 01:11:05,215 No. But yesterday, a man came down from Hollywood 1028 01:11:05,282 --> 01:11:07,451 asking about a carrier movie. 1029 01:11:07,517 --> 01:11:11,288 He asked the old man, the old man dumped him in my lap. 1030 01:11:11,355 --> 01:11:14,358 I was looking around for the next lap to put him in 1031 01:11:14,424 --> 01:11:16,226 when I remembered what you once said 1032 01:11:16,293 --> 01:11:18,462 about getting the public on our side. 1033 01:11:18,528 --> 01:11:22,066 Getting them to help us out with the moneymen in Congress. 1034 01:11:22,132 --> 01:11:24,334 I figure a lot of the public would go 1035 01:11:24,401 --> 01:11:26,336 to see a good movie about carriers 1036 01:11:26,403 --> 01:11:29,139 so I...tossed him a couple of bones 1037 01:11:29,206 --> 01:11:31,175 and he wants to talk to you. 1038 01:11:31,241 --> 01:11:33,277 He wants me to write about carriers? 1039 01:11:33,343 --> 01:11:34,678 Why not? 1040 01:11:34,744 --> 01:11:38,515 - How does he know I can write? - Well, he knows he can't. 1041 01:11:38,582 --> 01:11:43,053 Yeah. Well, I'm a...writer without a reader. 1042 01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:46,023 That's not exactly what I told him. 1043 01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,229 Hey, that's good. 1044 01:11:52,296 --> 01:11:54,899 Hold onto your hat and cross your fingers. We're still.. 1045 01:11:54,965 --> 01:11:56,700 - Well, hi, Mr. Price. - Hi, Jughead. 1046 01:11:56,766 --> 01:11:59,403 Oh, congratulations. Your uncle get re-elected? 1047 01:11:59,469 --> 01:12:01,838 - Show him the mail. - Here it goes, Mr. Frank. 1048 01:12:01,906 --> 01:12:03,640 That's a bill, Mr. Frank, a bill. 1049 01:12:03,707 --> 01:12:05,943 - Milford, Austin, Carson. - No! Not that. 1050 01:12:06,010 --> 01:12:08,012 "Mr. Frank Wead Jr." 1051 01:12:09,713 --> 01:12:13,450 - What is it? Another rejection? - It's got a different envelope. 1052 01:12:13,517 --> 01:12:15,719 They didn't send the story back this time. 1053 01:12:15,785 --> 01:12:17,354 - Open it up. - Open it up. 1054 01:12:17,421 --> 01:12:19,256 You open it. 1055 01:12:22,592 --> 01:12:25,395 - "Pay to the order of Frank--" - "Frank Wead Jr., 100 bucks." 1056 01:12:25,462 --> 01:12:29,166 I told you, you let the husband out with a gun, you'd get lucky. 1057 01:12:29,233 --> 01:12:31,635 - One hundred bucks. We're rich. - May I congratulate you, sir. 1058 01:12:31,701 --> 01:12:33,703 - Me too. Congratulations. - This calls for a celebration. 1059 01:12:33,770 --> 01:12:36,540 - How about a drink? - I couldn't be party to that. 1060 01:12:36,606 --> 01:12:37,942 Well, under the circumstances.. 1061 01:12:38,008 --> 01:12:40,744 Well, under the circumstances. 1062 01:12:40,810 --> 01:12:43,013 Would you like these in a vase, sir? 1063 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:46,183 No. Just leave 'em right here. 1064 01:12:50,287 --> 01:12:54,558 - To the first story. - To Mr. Price's stripes. 1065 01:12:54,624 --> 01:12:56,793 And the red roses. 1066 01:12:56,860 --> 01:12:59,563 Pretty good liar, aren't you, Johnny? 1067 01:12:59,629 --> 01:13:02,132 And three swell guys. 1068 01:13:11,141 --> 01:13:13,643 I'm Commander Wead. I think Mr.-- 1069 01:13:13,710 --> 01:13:16,080 I'm sorry, but Mr. Dodge.. 1070 01:13:20,350 --> 01:13:22,519 I believe he's expecting you, Commander Wead. 1071 01:13:23,954 --> 01:13:25,922 Thank you. 1072 01:13:36,666 --> 01:13:40,304 - 'Commander Wead is here.' - Ah! Blast it, Stonewall. 1073 01:13:40,370 --> 01:13:42,306 I told you I was at conference. 1074 01:13:42,372 --> 01:13:45,375 I'm not supposed to be disturbed under any circum.. 1075 01:13:49,579 --> 01:13:51,181 Oh. 1076 01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:54,684 Come on in. 1077 01:13:58,455 --> 01:14:01,058 Well, come in, come in. It's good to see you. 1078 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,959 Thanks. 1079 01:14:03,027 --> 01:14:05,529 Go ahead and sit down, make yourself comfortable. 1080 01:14:05,595 --> 01:14:07,597 You've to kinda watch that couch. 1081 01:14:07,664 --> 01:14:12,036 It's got a hidden spring in it that surprises us sometimes. 1082 01:14:21,478 --> 01:14:23,380 Watch that door. 1083 01:14:24,581 --> 01:14:26,316 Here. 1084 01:14:26,383 --> 01:14:29,153 - Familiar? - Well, Commander. 1085 01:14:29,219 --> 01:14:31,621 I find that about this time of the afternoon 1086 01:14:31,688 --> 01:14:34,891 a little drink's good for you, good for the pump, you know? 1087 01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:36,526 Here you are. 1088 01:14:36,593 --> 01:14:40,097 I used to make excuses when I drank in the afternoon, too. 1089 01:14:40,164 --> 01:14:44,201 Funny thing, a man always makes the loudest excuses to himself. 1090 01:14:44,268 --> 01:14:45,969 Yeah, that's a fact. 1091 01:14:46,036 --> 01:14:48,438 That sure is a fact. Right here, commander? 1092 01:14:48,505 --> 01:14:50,407 There you are. 1093 01:14:51,941 --> 01:14:54,044 Commander of a portable typewriter. 1094 01:14:54,111 --> 01:14:56,280 That can be lot harder than handling a battleship. 1095 01:14:56,346 --> 01:14:58,348 - I found that out. - Hmm. 1096 01:14:58,415 --> 01:15:00,917 Well, I know you haven't had much experience writing.. 1097 01:15:00,984 --> 01:15:04,321 ...and none at all in pictures, but I've heard about you. 1098 01:15:04,388 --> 01:15:06,790 Sounded like you were just the man I wanted 1099 01:15:06,856 --> 01:15:08,592 for a story about the Navy. 1100 01:15:08,658 --> 01:15:11,961 I don't want a story just about ships and planes. 1101 01:15:12,028 --> 01:15:15,665 - but a story about officers-- - And the men that run them. 1102 01:15:15,732 --> 01:15:17,000 That's exactly it. 1103 01:15:17,067 --> 01:15:20,070 For example, did you happen to know any chief petty officers? 1104 01:15:20,137 --> 01:15:22,106 - Do I? Hand me that cane. - Sure, here. 1105 01:15:22,172 --> 01:15:23,607 No, I'm kidding. 1106 01:15:24,974 --> 01:15:29,113 Well, I-I want this story from a pen dipped in saltwater 1107 01:15:29,179 --> 01:15:31,315 not dry martinis. You know what I mean? 1108 01:15:31,381 --> 01:15:34,017 Yeah, damn the martinis, full speed ahead. 1109 01:15:34,084 --> 01:15:37,087 - Like to take a crack at it? - That's why I'm here. 1110 01:15:37,154 --> 01:15:39,756 Good. Come on, let's go. Can I give you a hand? 1111 01:15:39,823 --> 01:15:42,526 - No, no, I'm alright. - Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. 1112 01:15:46,263 --> 01:15:48,865 I didn't know he'd been injured. Why didn't you tell me? 1113 01:15:48,932 --> 01:15:52,169 Give him that office there and see he gets everything he wants. 1114 01:15:52,236 --> 01:15:54,538 Commander, what do they call you? Spig, isn't it? 1115 01:15:54,604 --> 01:15:56,640 - That's right. - Mind if I call you Spig? 1116 01:15:56,706 --> 01:15:59,008 - Not at all. - This is Ms. Jackson. 1117 01:15:59,075 --> 01:16:01,445 'Stonewall Jackson, Commander Wead.' 1118 01:16:01,511 --> 01:16:02,712 - Hello, Commander. - Hello, Stonewall. 1119 01:16:02,779 --> 01:16:04,748 You mind if I call you Stonewall? 1120 01:16:04,814 --> 01:16:07,484 - Not at all. - She's been here for 22 years. 1121 01:16:07,551 --> 01:16:11,488 She's my barometer. If she likes your script, I throw it away. 1122 01:16:11,555 --> 01:16:15,592 Wouldn't know what to do without her. Now, go to work. Oh.. 1123 01:16:15,659 --> 01:16:17,661 You didn't ask about your salary. 1124 01:16:17,727 --> 01:16:19,896 Well, I figure you'll pay me what I'm worth. 1125 01:16:19,963 --> 01:16:23,600 What you've to worry about is that I'm worth what you pay me. 1126 01:16:23,667 --> 01:16:25,034 It's a deal. 1127 01:16:25,101 --> 01:16:27,137 Well, wait a minute. Is-is that all? 1128 01:16:27,204 --> 01:16:28,972 Well, what do you need? Pencil and paper? 1129 01:16:29,038 --> 01:16:32,676 - Well, what do I write about? - People. Navy people. 1130 01:16:50,059 --> 01:16:54,864 Hey, what's the big idea? 1131 01:16:54,931 --> 01:16:56,733 Laugh...that off, will you? 1132 01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,169 Hey, what's the idea? That was on the level. 1133 01:16:59,236 --> 01:17:02,038 It was! I came down here to knock your block off. 1134 01:17:02,105 --> 01:17:04,374 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1135 01:17:04,441 --> 01:17:06,610 That's it. Fight. 1136 01:17:06,676 --> 01:17:08,245 Fight. 1137 01:17:36,873 --> 01:17:38,942 'Get out of here.' 1138 01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:45,415 - Well, that was very.. - Oh, nice work. 1139 01:17:45,482 --> 01:17:47,984 Tell George that was a good job of directing. 1140 01:17:48,051 --> 01:17:49,919 Congratulations, Commander. 1141 01:17:49,986 --> 01:17:52,389 How'd you like that kid? 1142 01:17:52,456 --> 01:17:54,258 Great. Sign him up. 1143 01:17:58,395 --> 01:18:01,164 Spig, I've been thinking about that title, Hell Divers. 1144 01:18:01,231 --> 01:18:02,732 Great title. 1145 01:18:02,799 --> 01:18:05,402 We'll have to take it up with the Hays' office. 1146 01:18:05,469 --> 01:18:07,971 You can't say hell on the screen, you know? 1147 01:18:09,639 --> 01:18:12,376 Listen, Spig, you might just as well face it. 1148 01:18:12,442 --> 01:18:14,478 Writing is the loneliest job in the world. 1149 01:18:14,544 --> 01:18:16,246 There's nobody there but you. 1150 01:18:16,313 --> 01:18:18,615 And I'll give you 50.. I'll give you 100-to-one 1151 01:18:18,682 --> 01:18:21,585 your play won't be a success. 1152 01:18:21,651 --> 01:18:24,821 - You're not listening to me. - Do you blame me? 1153 01:18:24,888 --> 01:18:26,222 Not a bit. 1154 01:18:26,290 --> 01:18:29,959 Spig, I know the stage, I know the screen. 1155 01:18:30,026 --> 01:18:33,530 I've toured every tank town from East Burlap, Maine 1156 01:18:33,597 --> 01:18:35,499 to West Burlap, Oregon. 1157 01:18:35,565 --> 01:18:37,901 I even played in this thing once. 1158 01:18:37,967 --> 01:18:39,403 - 'Ulysses?' - 'Yep.' 1159 01:18:39,469 --> 01:18:41,271 You played in Ulysses? 1160 01:18:41,338 --> 01:18:43,973 Bowling Green, Kentucky. I played Robert E. Lee. 1161 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:47,444 Look, you got a beautiful home here, half paid for, half empty 1162 01:18:47,511 --> 01:18:50,980 but no. You got to go to New York and do a play. 1163 01:18:51,047 --> 01:18:52,316 I'll give you 1000-to-one 1164 01:18:52,382 --> 01:18:54,784 you have the worst flop that ever hits Broadway. 1165 01:19:10,767 --> 01:19:13,303 - 'Nice going, Mr. Wead.' - Thanks, Joe. 1166 01:19:18,408 --> 01:19:21,277 - Looks like you got a hit. - Jughead! 1167 01:19:21,345 --> 01:19:23,513 Yes, sir, Carson, late of the U.S. Navy. 1168 01:19:23,580 --> 01:19:25,549 I thought you were running a chicken farm. 1169 01:19:25,615 --> 01:19:28,818 I was running one. I gave it up. Chickens get up too early. 1170 01:19:28,885 --> 01:19:32,221 Early to bed, early to rise. Might as well be dead. 1171 01:19:32,288 --> 01:19:35,892 Big playwright now, huh? Rich as Croesus. 1172 01:19:35,959 --> 01:19:39,896 Never had time to drop a guy a line. Not even a Christmas card. 1173 01:19:39,963 --> 01:19:41,598 Okay, Carson. 1174 01:19:41,665 --> 01:19:44,100 - So I'm a stuffed shirt? - That's right. 1175 01:19:44,167 --> 01:19:45,669 - So I'm a horse's rump? - Correct. 1176 01:19:45,735 --> 01:19:48,237 Well, that was yesterday. Where're we going now? 1177 01:19:48,304 --> 01:19:50,407 We're going to a saloon, where else? 1178 01:19:51,908 --> 01:19:55,379 My chicken ranch was six miles from my nearest neighbor. 1179 01:19:55,445 --> 01:19:58,682 She was a Polish lady that weighed 258 pounds. 1180 01:19:58,748 --> 01:20:01,951 And when she started looking good to me, I blew. 1181 01:20:03,353 --> 01:20:05,221 What you gonna do with your loot? 1182 01:20:05,288 --> 01:20:07,056 - You know who it's for. - For who? 1183 01:20:07,123 --> 01:20:08,725 The kids. Who else? 1184 01:20:08,792 --> 01:20:11,461 - How are they doing? - Well, they're both in school 1185 01:20:11,528 --> 01:20:14,330 but I'm gonna get them out there with me. 1186 01:20:18,568 --> 01:20:20,103 Well.. 1187 01:20:20,169 --> 01:20:22,071 ...how old can we get? 1188 01:20:23,373 --> 01:20:26,075 You ever hear from her? 1189 01:20:26,142 --> 01:20:27,644 She's doing fine. 1190 01:20:27,711 --> 01:20:31,915 Has a job in San Francisco, and she's happy. 1191 01:20:31,981 --> 01:20:35,485 - 'Is she married?' - Yes, to me. 1192 01:20:35,552 --> 01:20:38,154 Well, you're gonna get the kids, why don't you get her? 1193 01:20:38,221 --> 01:20:41,024 Buy yourself a yacht, take a trip around the world. 1194 01:20:41,090 --> 01:20:42,426 'I'll sail it for you.' 1195 01:20:42,492 --> 01:20:45,028 I'm no good for her. 1196 01:20:45,094 --> 01:20:48,331 'Remember when they gave you two chances to live, slim and none?' 1197 01:20:48,398 --> 01:20:49,999 'But you made it.' 1198 01:20:50,066 --> 01:20:53,269 And I can remember you had two crutches and 14 bucks 1199 01:20:53,336 --> 01:20:54,971 which you parlayed into a fortune. 1200 01:20:55,038 --> 01:20:59,142 Of course, that's before you became fat and baldheaded. 1201 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:02,446 'Them days, all you ever asked for was a chance.' 1202 01:21:02,512 --> 01:21:04,714 Do you think I've got a chance with her? 1203 01:21:04,781 --> 01:21:07,383 Well, what makes you think you ain't? 1204 01:21:09,385 --> 01:21:11,187 Come on. 1205 01:21:11,254 --> 01:21:13,356 - Where're you going? - We're going to the airport. 1206 01:21:13,423 --> 01:21:16,826 I'll send you to San Francisco. After that, you're on your own. 1207 01:21:16,893 --> 01:21:19,929 Give me that, rich guys like you never pick up a tab. 1208 01:21:19,996 --> 01:21:23,500 Come on, we got 46 minutes to catch that plane. 1209 01:21:41,918 --> 01:21:43,820 Just a minute! 1210 01:21:52,462 --> 01:21:53,897 Hi. 1211 01:21:53,963 --> 01:21:55,198 Hi, Min. 1212 01:22:20,056 --> 01:22:21,558 Big playwright. 1213 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:23,192 - Huh. - Huh. 1214 01:22:23,259 --> 01:22:26,663 I was gonna call you, and then I decided to get cute again. 1215 01:22:26,730 --> 01:22:29,065 Here, let me take your coat. 1216 01:22:42,345 --> 01:22:44,047 Cashmere. 1217 01:22:56,092 --> 01:22:58,995 - Here, let me help you. - No, I.. 1218 01:22:59,062 --> 01:23:01,064 Sure, go ahead. 1219 01:23:16,913 --> 01:23:18,848 Well, what are we gonna talk about? 1220 01:23:18,915 --> 01:23:22,385 - You heard from the kids? - I hear from them every week. 1221 01:23:22,451 --> 01:23:24,387 That's how I know about you. 1222 01:23:24,453 --> 01:23:27,223 'Your pictures, your plays, your books.' 1223 01:23:27,290 --> 01:23:30,827 Somehow, you always manage to stand out in their letters. 1224 01:23:32,428 --> 01:23:34,931 - Second year college. - Yeah. 1225 01:23:37,667 --> 01:23:39,803 Spig.. 1226 01:23:39,869 --> 01:23:41,871 ...you mean an awful lot to them. 1227 01:23:41,938 --> 01:23:44,540 Why don't you have them with you for a while? 1228 01:23:44,608 --> 01:23:47,977 I want to. That's one of the reasons I'm here. 1229 01:23:48,044 --> 01:23:51,014 I think you should. I think they need you. 1230 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,516 And I need them too. 1231 01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:56,385 And I need more than that. 1232 01:23:56,452 --> 01:23:58,688 I need you. 1233 01:24:00,089 --> 01:24:01,991 Hard to believe? 1234 01:24:05,528 --> 01:24:07,196 A little. 1235 01:24:07,263 --> 01:24:09,298 Just believe it, Min. 1236 01:24:09,365 --> 01:24:11,601 Don't analyze it 1237 01:24:11,668 --> 01:24:14,337 or...take it apart or look at it too hard. 1238 01:24:14,403 --> 01:24:16,505 I've done all that. 1239 01:24:16,572 --> 01:24:19,108 Just believe it. 1240 01:24:23,479 --> 01:24:25,849 I don't know, Spig. 1241 01:24:25,915 --> 01:24:28,117 I've made a new life for myself. 1242 01:24:28,184 --> 01:24:32,221 At least I can be what I am and what I want to be. 1243 01:24:32,288 --> 01:24:36,826 - I've got somewhere, small-- - Sure, sure. You're somewhere. 1244 01:24:36,893 --> 01:24:39,729 The kids are somewhere, and I'm somewhere 1245 01:24:39,796 --> 01:24:42,899 but we're really nowhere unless we're together. 1246 01:24:44,701 --> 01:24:48,171 If it isn't a family, it's...it's nothing. 1247 01:25:02,151 --> 01:25:04,721 I don't know. Maybe, it's.. 1248 01:25:04,788 --> 01:25:08,624 ...too late. Maybe.. 1249 01:25:47,797 --> 01:25:49,766 'O'Faolain.' 1250 01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:53,202 O'Faolain, Bridy. 1251 01:25:53,269 --> 01:25:54,670 Bridy O'Faolain. 1252 01:25:54,738 --> 01:25:56,405 The widow O'Faolain, if you please. 1253 01:25:56,472 --> 01:25:58,474 What're you dressed up for? Where you going? 1254 01:25:58,541 --> 01:26:01,544 To mass on the Sabbath, and it wouldn't do you harm someday. 1255 01:26:01,610 --> 01:26:03,847 And perhaps, you're going to confession, too. 1256 01:26:03,913 --> 01:26:06,716 I might. And what put that in your evil mind, pray? 1257 01:26:06,783 --> 01:26:08,484 This room. 1258 01:26:08,551 --> 01:26:10,219 The kitchen. 1259 01:26:10,286 --> 01:26:12,355 And the bar. 1260 01:26:12,421 --> 01:26:14,023 And the ashes. 1261 01:26:15,291 --> 01:26:18,627 And the dust. Unmitigated sloppiness. 1262 01:26:18,694 --> 01:26:20,897 - I'm guilty. - We're both guilty. 1263 01:26:20,964 --> 01:26:22,999 But we're gonna reform, O'Faolain. 1264 01:26:23,066 --> 01:26:26,269 Because in just a few seconds, I'm going to pick up that phone 1265 01:26:26,335 --> 01:26:29,472 call my wife, and she's coming here to live with us. 1266 01:26:29,538 --> 01:26:31,107 - Herself? - Herself. 1267 01:26:31,174 --> 01:26:33,777 - Your wife's coming here? - She is. 1268 01:26:33,843 --> 01:26:35,211 Oh, God bless you. 1269 01:26:35,278 --> 01:26:38,147 And God bless her for her foolishness. Oh! 1270 01:26:38,214 --> 01:26:41,284 'The poor girl, I'll save me beads for her.' 1271 01:26:54,330 --> 01:26:55,899 Long distance? 1272 01:26:55,965 --> 01:26:59,468 I want San Francisco. 1273 01:26:59,535 --> 01:27:03,773 Sutter 2-3969. 1274 01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:07,343 Crestview 4510. 1275 01:27:07,410 --> 01:27:09,612 How long of a wait? 1276 01:27:09,678 --> 01:27:11,180 Yes, ma'am. 1277 01:27:11,247 --> 01:27:13,950 I'll be right here, thank you. 1278 01:27:40,209 --> 01:27:42,645 The radio. The Japanese. Pearl Harbor. 1279 01:27:42,711 --> 01:27:45,414 - What are you talking about? - The newsboy just told me. 1280 01:27:45,481 --> 01:27:49,052 - The Japanese bombed. - Turn on the radio. 1281 01:27:54,991 --> 01:27:57,994 '...appeared over Diamond Head and launched an attack' 1282 01:27:58,061 --> 01:28:00,496 'on the giant U.S. Naval base at Pearl Harbor.' 1283 01:28:00,563 --> 01:28:02,966 'The planes appeared utterly without warning' 1284 01:28:03,032 --> 01:28:05,101 'apparently coming from aircraft carriers' 1285 01:28:05,168 --> 01:28:07,403 'which had been moved forward during the night.' 1286 01:28:07,470 --> 01:28:10,539 'The enemy craft were over the island of Oahu for one hour' 1287 01:28:10,606 --> 01:28:13,409 'and 20 minutes bombing the naval base and nearby..' 1288 01:28:15,111 --> 01:28:17,046 'The White House has just announced that' 1289 01:28:17,113 --> 01:28:19,148 'one old battleship capsized' 1290 01:28:19,215 --> 01:28:21,650 'several others were hit, and a destroyer was sunk.' 1291 01:28:21,717 --> 01:28:23,853 'American casualties were said to total 3000..' 1292 01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:25,088 Turn it off. 1293 01:28:25,154 --> 01:28:28,224 '...of which 1500 were killed.' 1294 01:28:40,669 --> 01:28:42,571 Hello. 1295 01:28:42,638 --> 01:28:45,474 Min? 1296 01:28:45,541 --> 01:28:47,443 Did you hear it? 1297 01:28:49,078 --> 01:28:51,514 I just turned off the radio. 1298 01:28:53,983 --> 01:28:55,718 Of course, you'll try, Spig. 1299 01:28:55,784 --> 01:29:00,056 Well, I'll try. You know, I've got to try, Min. 1300 01:29:01,090 --> 01:29:02,691 I'll go there. 1301 01:29:02,758 --> 01:29:04,827 To Washington. 1302 01:29:04,894 --> 01:29:06,595 Talk to them. 1303 01:29:06,662 --> 01:29:09,065 Maybe they won't have me, I don't know. 1304 01:29:11,534 --> 01:29:15,004 If they don't have you, Spig...I will. 1305 01:29:16,572 --> 01:29:20,076 'Well, that's all I need.' 1306 01:29:20,143 --> 01:29:22,511 That's all I've got, Spig. 1307 01:29:24,247 --> 01:29:27,083 I said that's all I've got. 1308 01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,089 Bye, Spig. 1309 01:29:33,990 --> 01:29:35,591 'Min..' 1310 01:29:37,026 --> 01:29:39,595 '...well, goodbye, sailor. I..' 1311 01:30:11,094 --> 01:30:13,329 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop! 1312 01:30:17,166 --> 01:30:19,835 And you want active duty? 1313 01:30:19,902 --> 01:30:21,370 Combat? 1314 01:30:21,437 --> 01:30:23,772 I've never been under fire. You know that, sir. 1315 01:30:23,839 --> 01:30:27,176 - 'You looking for a thrill?' - Just a fight. 1316 01:30:27,243 --> 01:30:31,047 Spig, let's talk like what we are, old friends. 1317 01:30:31,114 --> 01:30:34,450 Old, I said. Even a sailor must do it, get old. 1318 01:30:34,517 --> 01:30:36,919 Like Nimitz, Halsey, and Pete Mitscher? 1319 01:30:36,986 --> 01:30:38,787 'Spig, you know better than this.' 1320 01:30:38,854 --> 01:30:42,258 War gets fought at a desk just as it does on a flattop. 1321 01:30:42,325 --> 01:30:44,860 It gets won and lost by logistics. 1322 01:30:44,927 --> 01:30:46,895 Ah, I'll let you in on something. 1323 01:30:46,962 --> 01:30:50,933 Every plan we ever had is down at the bottom of Pearl Harbor. 1324 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,036 'Yeah, we lost our Sunday shirt.' 1325 01:30:53,102 --> 01:30:55,404 - Well, that bad? - 'Yeah, that bad.' 1326 01:30:58,974 --> 01:31:00,343 Now, you see this? 1327 01:31:00,409 --> 01:31:03,012 Well, this is sort of a flattop. 1328 01:31:03,079 --> 01:31:06,482 I'm sticking my neck out. You want one, you can have one. 1329 01:31:08,717 --> 01:31:10,919 I'll try it for size, Admiral, and thanks. 1330 01:31:10,986 --> 01:31:13,356 The name's still Jack. Farrington, get him a uniform 1331 01:31:13,422 --> 01:31:17,060 a desk, and a drink. He's going to work for the first time. 1332 01:31:17,126 --> 01:31:19,328 Aye-aye, sir. 1333 01:31:19,395 --> 01:31:20,663 I'm alright. 1334 01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:26,369 'The carrier, Hornet.' 1335 01:31:28,671 --> 01:31:33,576 'Notice the hits by enemy action.' 1336 01:31:33,642 --> 01:31:36,545 'Three Kamikazes.' 1337 01:31:36,612 --> 01:31:38,047 'Two hits.' 1338 01:31:39,782 --> 01:31:41,717 'One forward..' 1339 01:31:41,784 --> 01:31:43,619 '...one mid-ship.' 1340 01:31:43,686 --> 01:31:45,321 'Not a chance.' 1341 01:31:45,388 --> 01:31:48,057 Notice the abandon-ship drill. 1342 01:31:51,260 --> 01:31:52,928 'Morale excellent.' 1343 01:31:52,995 --> 01:31:55,964 We have only one carrier left, gentlemen. 1344 01:31:56,031 --> 01:31:59,568 Repeat, one carrier left. 1345 01:31:59,635 --> 01:32:00,903 Enterprise. 1346 01:32:00,969 --> 01:32:04,507 - And more on the way. - Well, they won't help.. 1347 01:32:04,573 --> 01:32:06,575 They won't help now. 1348 01:32:06,642 --> 01:32:09,612 Every battle we fight depends on the big carriers. 1349 01:32:09,678 --> 01:32:13,316 But there's a limiting factor, planes and crews. 1350 01:32:15,518 --> 01:32:18,787 Can't carry enough. There oughta be a way to keep 'em in action. 1351 01:32:18,854 --> 01:32:21,457 - Yeah, but how? - Well, it's a simple thing. 1352 01:32:21,524 --> 01:32:26,695 It keeps...going around in my head like a forgotten name. 1353 01:32:26,762 --> 01:32:29,765 What do you do when you're stuck like that, Levi? 1354 01:32:29,832 --> 01:32:32,835 Well, I go through the alphabet backwards, sir. 1355 01:32:32,901 --> 01:32:35,171 I take a long cold beer. 1356 01:32:35,238 --> 01:32:39,108 Back in Hollywood, we cut to the seventhcavalry. 1357 01:33:35,664 --> 01:33:37,766 Attention! 1358 01:33:42,471 --> 01:33:44,440 Johnny. 1359 01:33:44,507 --> 01:33:46,475 I've been looking high and low for you. 1360 01:33:46,542 --> 01:33:47,943 Well, what do you know? 1361 01:33:48,010 --> 01:33:50,646 - Yeah, my uncle got re-elected. - You got your command. 1362 01:33:50,713 --> 01:33:53,549 - Task force. - Combat, you lucky dog. 1363 01:33:53,616 --> 01:33:55,818 Say, and you, I have been calling your hotel 1364 01:33:55,884 --> 01:33:58,053 and you haven't checked in for three days. 1365 01:33:58,120 --> 01:34:00,055 What're you doing, sleeping on this deck? 1366 01:34:00,122 --> 01:34:01,857 - Well.. - I've got three hours to kill. 1367 01:34:01,924 --> 01:34:05,561 I got a jeep outside. I'll buy you the tallest, coldest beer-- 1368 01:34:05,628 --> 01:34:07,896 - You got a what outside? - A jeep. 1369 01:34:07,963 --> 01:34:10,633 That's it. That's the forgotten name. 1370 01:34:10,699 --> 01:34:13,302 Jeep, Jeep carriers. 1371 01:34:13,369 --> 01:34:15,938 It was there all the time, I knew it'd be simple 1372 01:34:16,004 --> 01:34:19,342 once we thought of it. Hand me that...Liberty ship. 1373 01:34:19,408 --> 01:34:21,710 Give me a chair. Drag up a chair. 1374 01:34:24,413 --> 01:34:26,014 That's it, Johnny. 1375 01:34:26,081 --> 01:34:29,051 Jeep carriers. 1376 01:34:29,117 --> 01:34:32,120 That's the limiting factor. 1377 01:34:32,187 --> 01:34:34,690 Spig, I haven't got too much time.. 1378 01:34:34,757 --> 01:34:35,958 Yeah? 1379 01:34:38,861 --> 01:34:41,497 - So long, partner. - So long. 1380 01:34:43,766 --> 01:34:45,668 That's what we've been needing. 1381 01:34:45,734 --> 01:34:48,637 Johnny. 1382 01:34:48,704 --> 01:34:50,239 John Dale. 1383 01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:13,662 Attention! 1384 01:35:13,729 --> 01:35:15,264 At ease. 1385 01:35:16,932 --> 01:35:19,935 - Soryu, Akagi, Kaga. - I know all that. 1386 01:35:23,506 --> 01:35:24,840 - Wead? - Yes, sir. 1387 01:35:24,907 --> 01:35:26,241 Let's have it. 1388 01:35:26,309 --> 01:35:29,945 These big combat carriers are still the spear-point of battle. 1389 01:35:30,012 --> 01:35:32,581 But now, backing them up, we have these jeep carriers 1390 01:35:32,648 --> 01:35:34,617 loaded with planes and crews. 1391 01:35:34,683 --> 01:35:37,886 If the big carrier loses a plane, she radios back 1392 01:35:37,953 --> 01:35:41,156 and a replacement is immediately underway. 1393 01:35:41,223 --> 01:35:43,626 The big carrier stays in action. 1394 01:35:43,692 --> 01:35:46,862 - You can get this on paper? - Yes, sir. 1395 01:35:46,929 --> 01:35:48,831 I like it. Write it up. 1396 01:35:50,132 --> 01:35:51,300 Eureka. 1397 01:35:58,607 --> 01:36:00,543 Cut me some orders, boy. 1398 01:36:08,817 --> 01:36:11,119 - Welcome home, sailor. - Hello, Jock. 1399 01:36:11,186 --> 01:36:13,789 - How are you feeling? - Like an old fire horse. 1400 01:36:13,856 --> 01:36:14,957 Good. 1401 01:36:15,023 --> 01:36:17,159 - Thanks for everything. - Thanks for nothing. 1402 01:36:17,225 --> 01:36:21,397 Well, there she is. She's all yours. 1403 01:36:21,464 --> 01:36:24,733 Oh, I want you to say hello to an old pal of yours. 1404 01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:26,769 - Doc. - How are you, fella? 1405 01:36:26,835 --> 01:36:31,206 Oh, half-man, half-worm, and half-wit. 1406 01:36:31,273 --> 01:36:33,942 Well, I got the last chapter of the book. 1407 01:36:34,009 --> 01:36:36,845 Come on, Spig, I'll show you to the royal suite. 1408 01:36:36,912 --> 01:36:38,681 Knock it off. 1409 01:36:46,355 --> 01:36:48,424 Sir. 1410 01:36:48,491 --> 01:36:50,993 Jughead! 1411 01:36:51,059 --> 01:36:55,263 I don't believe it. 1412 01:36:55,330 --> 01:36:57,933 - How'd you wangle this? - Same as you. 1413 01:36:58,000 --> 01:36:59,468 Drag, pull, juice. 1414 01:36:59,535 --> 01:37:01,470 I know where the bodies are buried. 1415 01:37:01,537 --> 01:37:04,339 You buried them. 1416 01:37:04,407 --> 01:37:06,008 Thanks, Jughead. 1417 01:37:08,243 --> 01:37:11,246 So you finally made it. 1418 01:37:11,313 --> 01:37:13,148 Come on, let me show you around. 1419 01:37:13,215 --> 01:37:15,784 - I got the crap game. - And everything else. 1420 01:37:30,433 --> 01:37:33,436 - You look a little beat up. - Yeah, too many soft chairs. 1421 01:37:33,502 --> 01:37:35,471 Living off the fat of the land, eh? 1422 01:37:35,538 --> 01:37:37,473 Well, the sea will bring it out. 1423 01:37:37,540 --> 01:37:39,908 Don't worry. I'll make a man out of you again. 1424 01:37:39,975 --> 01:37:43,378 And the next time you walk in that door, sailor, salute. 1425 01:37:43,446 --> 01:37:44,713 Aye-aye, sir. 1426 01:37:44,780 --> 01:37:46,915 Hey, wait. This is pretty nice, huh? 1427 01:37:46,982 --> 01:37:50,586 You and me and old Jock and the doc. 1428 01:37:50,653 --> 01:37:54,089 All we need now is Pincus. Whatever happened to Pincus? 1429 01:37:54,156 --> 01:37:56,625 He made it. Back to the old Arizona. 1430 01:37:58,761 --> 01:38:00,863 - Pearl Harbor? - Yeah. 1431 01:38:02,698 --> 01:38:05,033 - You know where we're going? - Got a general idea. 1432 01:38:05,100 --> 01:38:07,202 You're gonna see yourself some action, sir. 1433 01:38:07,269 --> 01:38:10,539 'All hands, man your battle station.' 1434 01:38:12,841 --> 01:38:15,077 'Pilots, turn your planes.' 1435 01:38:15,143 --> 01:38:16,979 Yep, plenty of action. 1436 01:38:17,045 --> 01:38:19,448 You're gonna see island grabbing the hard way. 1437 01:38:19,515 --> 01:38:21,349 'Step by step on the Tokyo road.' 1438 01:38:21,416 --> 01:38:23,786 'You'll see us pounding away with everything we've got.' 1439 01:38:23,852 --> 01:38:26,989 'And them pounding back at us with everything they've got.' 1440 01:39:28,851 --> 01:39:32,454 'Crash on the flight deck. Crash on the flight deck.' 1441 01:39:32,521 --> 01:39:34,757 One in on the deck.. 1442 01:39:34,823 --> 01:39:37,259 'We'll see if your jeep carriers can send replacement planes' 1443 01:39:37,325 --> 01:39:40,596 'fast enough to keep the big carriers in their slugger.' 1444 01:39:40,663 --> 01:39:43,165 'Because the big carriers are it, sailor.' 1445 01:39:43,231 --> 01:39:45,200 'High, low, jack and the game.' 1446 01:39:54,476 --> 01:39:57,813 Nine minutes, 56 seconds. You owe me a sawbuck. 1447 01:40:33,649 --> 01:40:35,483 Good job, Spig. Swell show. 1448 01:40:35,550 --> 01:40:38,120 We'd had your plan at Tarawa, we could've saved casualties. 1449 01:40:38,186 --> 01:40:40,555 When you gonna sleep? You've been going for 54 hours. 1450 01:40:40,623 --> 01:40:43,391 - I'll sleep after the party. - The party's as good as over. 1451 01:40:43,458 --> 01:40:46,662 - I'm as good as asleep here. - Captain, make him go to bed. 1452 01:40:46,729 --> 01:40:48,363 - Go to bed. - No, sir. 1453 01:40:48,430 --> 01:40:50,799 Here's the Oscar, sir. 1454 01:40:50,866 --> 01:40:53,902 Uh, we've got them now. Listen to this, Jughead. 1455 01:40:53,969 --> 01:40:57,272 "Formal resistance has collapsed on all fronts as of 12:42. 1456 01:40:57,339 --> 01:40:59,274 "Vigilance against die-hard individual action 1457 01:40:59,341 --> 01:41:01,777 "will be maintained, but your commander is signaling 1458 01:41:01,844 --> 01:41:03,779 "Washington that Kwajalein is ours 1459 01:41:03,846 --> 01:41:06,314 and signals each of you, well done." 1460 01:41:06,381 --> 01:41:10,152 - A clear path to the Marianas. - A clear path to bed for you. 1461 01:41:10,218 --> 01:41:12,587 - Haven't even got under fire. - Get under the sheets. 1462 01:41:12,655 --> 01:41:14,589 Captain, make it an order, will you? 1463 01:41:14,657 --> 01:41:17,325 - That's an order, Spig. - I'll fix the coffee. 1464 01:41:17,392 --> 01:41:19,294 No cream, no sugar. 1465 01:41:27,435 --> 01:41:30,605 'General quarters. All hands, man your battle stations.' 1466 01:41:51,126 --> 01:41:54,963 I-I guess I forgot to stick out my hand. 1467 01:41:57,032 --> 01:41:58,066 Jug. 1468 01:41:59,601 --> 01:42:00,836 Jughead! 1469 01:42:30,565 --> 01:42:32,300 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1470 01:42:32,367 --> 01:42:34,569 This is a game you have to think. 1471 01:42:34,636 --> 01:42:36,204 Use my brain little bit when.. 1472 01:42:36,271 --> 01:42:37,339 Ten-hut! 1473 01:42:37,405 --> 01:42:39,207 - Relax. - Hi. 1474 01:42:39,274 --> 01:42:41,276 Hi. 1475 01:42:41,343 --> 01:42:43,178 Well.. 1476 01:42:43,245 --> 01:42:46,614 I had to get to battle. Worried I got you killed. 1477 01:42:46,681 --> 01:42:50,118 I'm a Gemini. You can't kill me until after 17th of the month. 1478 01:42:50,185 --> 01:42:55,090 Anyway, Frank Merriwell Jr. had to...see action. 1479 01:42:55,157 --> 01:42:57,559 Oh, you did me a favor. I'm a wounded hero. 1480 01:42:57,625 --> 01:43:01,029 They're even gonna give me a medal. I got a month at Waikiki 1481 01:43:01,096 --> 01:43:04,099 in the sun and the surf. Gin rummy. Gin. 1482 01:43:04,166 --> 01:43:06,168 And those beautiful nurses. 1483 01:43:06,234 --> 01:43:08,804 Do you remember the nurse you had in San Diego? 1484 01:43:08,871 --> 01:43:11,073 - Ms. Crumley. - I want you to meet her son. 1485 01:43:11,139 --> 01:43:13,441 - The name is, McGuffy, sir. - McGuffy Crumley. 1486 01:43:13,508 --> 01:43:16,912 Put the black king on red ace. He even cheats when he plays. 1487 01:43:16,979 --> 01:43:19,081 Is there anything you need? 1488 01:43:19,147 --> 01:43:21,850 Yeah, but you ain't got it out here. 1489 01:43:21,917 --> 01:43:23,986 Well, look, Jughead. I'm trying to say is-- 1490 01:43:24,052 --> 01:43:26,989 You don't look good, yourself. Why don't you move over? 1491 01:43:27,055 --> 01:43:28,423 Yeah. 1492 01:43:29,591 --> 01:43:30,893 Well, I.. 1493 01:43:30,959 --> 01:43:33,228 Drop in and see a guy, will ya? 1494 01:43:35,197 --> 01:43:36,464 Yeah. 1495 01:43:38,500 --> 01:43:39,501 'Yeah.' 1496 01:44:06,829 --> 01:44:08,563 Jug. 1497 01:44:23,745 --> 01:44:26,714 There it is, Spig. 1498 01:44:26,781 --> 01:44:30,018 Looks like a...drunken grasshopper. 1499 01:44:30,085 --> 01:44:33,021 - It's all good? - Lousy. 1500 01:44:33,088 --> 01:44:35,958 How long does it say? 1501 01:44:36,024 --> 01:44:40,328 Three days, three months, three years. 1502 01:44:40,395 --> 01:44:42,130 Okay? 1503 01:44:42,197 --> 01:44:45,033 Why not? 1504 01:44:45,100 --> 01:44:48,003 Like to have you do me a favor, Johnny. 1505 01:44:48,070 --> 01:44:50,672 - lf I can. - Even if you can't. 1506 01:44:50,738 --> 01:44:52,240 Try me. 1507 01:44:52,307 --> 01:44:55,710 A lot of people went to some trouble to get me out here. 1508 01:44:55,777 --> 01:44:57,079 I know. 1509 01:44:57,145 --> 01:44:59,281 I don't want them to blame themselves. 1510 01:44:59,347 --> 01:45:00,748 Why should they? 1511 01:45:00,815 --> 01:45:03,118 I don't know why. I just don't want it. 1512 01:45:03,185 --> 01:45:08,323 - What do you want? - You to snip a little red tape. 1513 01:45:08,390 --> 01:45:09,925 Go on. 1514 01:45:09,992 --> 01:45:13,261 I'd like to go over the side quietly. 1515 01:45:13,328 --> 01:45:15,297 Retire. 1516 01:45:15,363 --> 01:45:17,132 Fatigue? 1517 01:45:17,199 --> 01:45:18,500 Yeah. 1518 01:45:19,767 --> 01:45:21,769 Yeah. 1519 01:45:21,836 --> 01:45:25,540 Let them think I was beat up. 1520 01:45:25,607 --> 01:45:27,876 Alright, Spig. 1521 01:46:52,460 --> 01:46:55,263 Will you get a load of all the brass over there? 1522 01:46:55,330 --> 01:46:58,000 - Yeah. - Army brass too. 1523 01:47:06,941 --> 01:47:09,411 Present arms! 1524 01:47:27,229 --> 01:47:29,964 - Well, Spig. - Thanks for the ride, Jock. 1525 01:47:30,032 --> 01:47:32,634 Good luck, fella. That'll do at the side. 1526 01:47:37,439 --> 01:47:39,974 'Order arms!' 1527 01:48:05,767 --> 01:48:07,169 Johnny. 1528 01:48:10,105 --> 01:48:12,074 Thank you, sir. 1529 01:48:16,010 --> 01:48:18,546 - Shorty. - Hiya, Spig. 1530 01:48:21,149 --> 01:48:23,151 - No cake? - No cakes. 1531 01:48:23,218 --> 01:48:25,820 And no swimming pools. 1532 01:48:25,887 --> 01:48:27,789 Good luck, fella. 1533 01:48:35,663 --> 01:48:36,798 Salute! 1534 01:48:56,851 --> 01:48:58,753 So long.