1 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,083 This one is beautiful. 2 00:01:05,291 --> 00:01:08,625 By the fire of Ogord, what are you doing? 3 00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:12,000 Hey, captain. We are... Do you know what Christmas is? 4 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:12,958 What? 5 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:16,333 It's a party that we celebrate on earth. 6 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:19,625 And then we give each other presents. 7 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:23,666 So we made this tree and we have presents. 8 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,000 An idea from Pete. 9 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:31,333 And this is for you. -Screw you with those stupid presents. 10 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:35,958 Ravagers work for a living. We are not holding up our hands. 11 00:01:36,541 --> 00:01:41,166 It's a sign of appreciation. -It sounds more like sentiment. 12 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,916 Maybe fun for those wimps on Terra... 13 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,750 ...but here in the cold room that will kill you. 14 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:50,541 And you, you should know better. 15 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:54,708 And now get rid of that junk. 16 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:56,666 If it doesn't go away like this... 17 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:00,708 ...then you can do it for a year cleaning the latrines. 18 00:02:00,958 --> 00:02:04,750 That is Gef's favorite job. -Are we going to get bold, Kraglin? 19 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:05,666 No. 20 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:13,083 I hate Christmas. 21 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:22,250 And so Yondu made an end to Christmas forever. 22 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:24,166 How sad. 23 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:28,083 So nice how Yondu kicks over that tree. 24 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:40,166 But I just looked at the calendar that it is almost Christmas again on earth. 25 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:43,291 Yes, that brings back memories. 26 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:46,583 Yondu had a point. Since we bought Knowhere... 27 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,666 ...we don't have time for banal things like Christmas. 28 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:53,416 A lot needs to be done about this before it is livable. 29 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:56,541 Yes, there is work to be done. -Yes. 30 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:03,041 What a heartbreaking story. 31 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:06,166 Yes, I hate stories where everyone continues to live. 32 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:16,875 Thank you. 33 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:24,541 Cosmo, what's the point of telekinesis if you can't aim? 34 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:26,875 Do you want to do it? Go ahead. 35 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,750 Concentrate, you stupid bastard. 36 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:33,916 What? 37 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,541 I don't do anything anymore if you keep humiliating me. 38 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:39,708 Okay, sorry. Calm down. 39 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:43,208 And I want some of those goodies in that bag. 40 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:53,791 Okay, let's get started. 41 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:58,416 There it is. 42 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:01,500 Hey, Peter. 43 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,416 Hey, Bzermikitokolok. 44 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:09,458 We learned to play on this one learned old instruments and a tune. 45 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:13,625 Maybe you can help us, because it is about a tradition from earth. 46 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:15,833 Christmas. 47 00:04:16,791 --> 00:04:19,750 Everything I know about Christmas I got from Rocket... 48 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:22,583 ...and he got it from Cosmo, and that one from Kraglin... 49 00:04:22,666 --> 00:04:25,708 ...and yours again. So that's why I ask the source... 50 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:28,333 ...whether I understand all this correctly. 51 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:30,875 Because it is a historical document. 52 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:32,250 Yes, that's good. 53 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:34,958 on that planet close to the sun 54 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,916 they celebrate something special and it sounds really nice 55 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,958 an old man gives presents to everyone 56 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:44,958 on a holiday called Christmas 57 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:46,791 Perfect. Very good, Bzer. 58 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:49,250 I'm not gonna lie -There's more. 59 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,958 I don't understand 60 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:56,333 but this is what I discovered about that Christmas mystery 61 00:04:56,416 --> 00:04:58,875 I'm busy. Does it take long? 62 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:00,416 One, two, three. 63 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:05,958 Santa Claus is a real freak with epic superpowers 64 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:12,000 he flies to all the houses in less than fourteen hours 65 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:14,666 he can break in like the best 66 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,500 No. -he picks every lock 67 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,958 No. -and don't put out milk and cookies 68 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:24,458 then he poops in your sock 69 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,750 That's not in the story. 70 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:29,750 if you behave well in the evening 71 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:32,583 and don't jump on your bed 72 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:38,458 you get candy from Santa Claus and he hurls it at your head 73 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,625 but you are on his bad list 74 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:44,500 he shoots missiles at your toes 75 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:47,208 and he roasts your chestnuts 76 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:51,250 with his power flamethrower 77 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:54,083 No, he doesn't have a flamethrower. 78 00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:55,833 run, run, run, run, run 79 00:05:55,916 --> 00:05:56,750 Sounds cool. 80 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:59,208 animal, animal, animal, animal, animal 81 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:05,208 no idea what Christmas is but Christmas is here 82 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:12,583 he forces his scary elves to do everything he says 83 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:18,416 one would one day become a dentist now he sleeps among the fish 84 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:24,916 Mrs. Santa dances in the pole she wants to kill her husband 85 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:31,125 soon the elves will rise and poke his eyes out 86 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,791 I am Great. 87 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:39,291 Earthlings are so weird 88 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,333 That's true. 89 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:45,083 I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas is here 90 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:51,500 Earthlings are so weird 91 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:57,333 I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas is here 92 00:06:57,666 --> 00:07:00,916 what is a turtledove? 93 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:05,041 and who lit that deer? 94 00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:12,041 I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas is here 95 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:18,333 I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas is here 96 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,958 or maybe there 97 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,000 or somewhere 98 00:07:23,666 --> 00:07:24,750 I know a lot. 99 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:30,166 Did you just get those instruments? -Thank you, Knowhere. 100 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,500 Have you ever seen such an enthusiastic audience? 101 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,375 He loved it. 102 00:07:42,541 --> 00:07:47,125 So Christmas is a beautiful time and Yondu ruined it for Peter. 103 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:49,458 I have to do something. 104 00:07:49,666 --> 00:07:51,916 Why? -Because of my... 105 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 ...secret. 106 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,083 That only you know. 107 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,541 That you all the zarg nuts ate? 108 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:01,333 My other secret. -That you're Quill's sister? 109 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:04,083 Just tell them the truth. 110 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:06,875 Peter's father, our father... 111 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:09,583 ...killed his mother and wanted to kill him too. 112 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:13,583 I don't want him always thinks about that. 113 00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:15,625 I'm talking about those nuts. 114 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:18,166 I think only you that matters. 115 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Since I'm his sister, I have to Give Peter a nice Christmas. 116 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:25,958 He's so sad that Gamora is gone. 117 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:30,541 What if we were Peter? give a nice Christmas present... 118 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:31,833 ...he becomes happy again. 119 00:08:31,916 --> 00:08:34,791 Zarg nuts or something, but you ate it. 120 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,541 Stop talking about those nuts. 121 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:43,250 What kind of gift? -Something special that he will never forget. 122 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:48,041 Or someone special? -What? 123 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:51,125 In all those years, Quill had it's just about one person. 124 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:53,833 A legendary hero who saved countless lives. 125 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:56,625 We give it to Quill as a gift. 126 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:07,541 Kyra, sweetheart. 127 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:08,666 Hey, honey. 128 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,041 I can't wait until you get back. 129 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:13,833 Do you have everything? -Yes, I have all the gifts. 130 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:18,166 Everything is ready for the perfect Christmas with the family. 131 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,458 Which house belongs to Kevin Bacon? 132 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,166 Drax, why are they looking like that? 133 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,375 You set it to invisible, right? 134 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:01,333 Yes. 135 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,500 I can certainly see that you are only doing it now. 136 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:10,916 No. -Very true. 137 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,833 No. 138 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,166 If only I had brought Groot with me. 139 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:21,291 So we go into town and ask where Kevin Bacon lives. 140 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:24,583 Is he the leader of the world? Or do many people think so? 141 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:29,416 I think everyone. -I'm so excited. 142 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:44,791 Look... 143 00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,833 Steve. 144 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:06,208 Why is he running away? -No idea. 145 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:14,083 No, sorry. GoBots killed his cousin. 146 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:17,875 I'll rip your head off. -Drax, don't be stupid. 147 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:25,083 Can we have a photo? Come on, boys. Finished? 148 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,083 Great. Thank you. 149 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,166 A photo with the God of War. 150 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,916 Could Kevin Bacon be here? 151 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,583 Give us your best drink offerings. 152 00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:50,791 Have you seen Kevin Bacon anywhere? 153 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,166 Why should I know where he is? 154 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,000 More. 155 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:27,041 Come dance with us. -Dancing is for pathetic people. 156 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,125 Have a drink then? -Yes. 157 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,041 Two shots of tequila. 158 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:56,666 I can't believe it that not one of our new buddies... 159 00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:59,791 ...knows where Kevin Bacon is. 160 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:04,000 There are tens of thousands of people on this planet... 161 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:08,000 ...and we don't even know what Kevin Bacon looks like. 162 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,250 Do you want to know where Kevin Bacon lives? 163 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:14,583 Yes. 164 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,708 HOUSES OF THE STARS 165 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:24,666 Forty dollars. 166 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,083 I don't know where my money is. 167 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,208 Just give it to him for nothing. 168 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,250 And all your money. 169 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,250 Drax, faster. 170 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:55,083 Not quite the same like those on earth... 171 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,000 ...but he does his best. 172 00:14:57,083 --> 00:15:03,166 Nice. I'm going now, I want the toy store is running at full speed... 173 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:06,250 ...so that I can at Christmas can return to earth. 174 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:11,250 Look, Mrs. Santa has a good disposition, but... 175 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:14,625 Santa, you can't go back to earth. 176 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:15,541 Guard. 177 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,666 Can I help you? 178 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:31,125 Yes, we are looking to the legendary Kevin Bacon. 179 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,666 We are looking to the legendary Kevin Bacon. 180 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:37,041 That's what I just said, Drax. -Maybe he didn't hear you. 181 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,291 Yep, Kevin Bacon must have great ears. 182 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,083 Sorry, I can't help you. 183 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,041 Now wait a minute. 184 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,541 Hello? 185 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:50,958 Hello? 186 00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,583 Hello? Hello? Hello. 187 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:03,625 He's gone. Look what you're doing. 188 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,541 You're acting weird and now he wants it don't talk to us anymore. 189 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,833 Sorry. 190 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:16,541 Can you throw me over the gate if... 191 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:25,833 What are you doing? -I'll throw you over the gate. 192 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:30,416 I didn't mean right away, not until I was ready. 193 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,833 I hadn't even finished speaking yet. 194 00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:36,041 About the gate, not about the gate. What do you want now? 195 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:58,750 I want that funny guy. -You can't just take things with you. 196 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,083 Or maybe that's the point. 197 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,666 Kevin Bacon. 198 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,458 Kevin Bacon. 199 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,750 Kevin Bacon. 200 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:25,875 Kevin Bacon. 201 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,666 Kevin Bacon. 202 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,333 Kevin Bacon. 203 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,333 Okay, folks. I don't know what the point is... 204 00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:40,208 ...but this isn't cool. This is private property. 205 00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:46,291 So put my elf and my candy cane back and go away. 206 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,583 I'm calling the police now. 207 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,583 911, what's going on? 208 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,791 You're coming with us, as a Christmas gift. 209 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,833 911. Can I help you? Hello? 210 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,000 There are two here kind of dressed up people. 211 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:43,916 Guard. -What? 212 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,375 I forget my funny man. I have to go back. 213 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:51,333 But Kevin Bacon escapes. -You still have your red and white man. 214 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:54,125 How can you think? that this is a man? 215 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,958 Then what is it? -No idea. A shape? 216 00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:03,250 Why can you keep it? -Because I did hold it. 217 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:08,708 Drax, do you love Peter? and do you want to save Christmas? 218 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:10,625 Or do you want a funny guy? 219 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,375 A funny guy. -No. 220 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:48,500 Mr. Bacon, you called 911. -Get those things away from me. 221 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,166 Hey, I'm the police. 222 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,208 Stay there or I'll shoot. 223 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,375 Hands above your head. Stop. 224 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,416 That tickles. 225 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,041 Stop it, I'm peeing my pants. 226 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:15,791 Sleep. 227 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,666 Sleep. -Let him go. 228 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,000 Halt. Lie down on the floor. 229 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:33,791 Sleep. 230 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,708 Drax. You can't just kill people. 231 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,166 How am I supposed to know that? 232 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,666 Are you okay? 233 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,333 We don't do anything. 234 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:11,583 We only take the legendary Kevin Bacon along... 235 00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:15,000 ...as a gift for a friend, who is sad because of Christmas. 236 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,125 Okay. 237 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:19,958 Here... 238 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:28,541 I wanted this so bad, But now we're even, okay? 239 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,083 Sure. 240 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,708 That doesn't look like a man, does it? 241 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:38,291 A man? No. 242 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,875 Of course not. My boyfriend is an idiot. 243 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,750 You would like to come with us. 244 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:58,333 Hey, where are we going? -Go there first. 245 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,333 CHRISTMAS CASTLE 246 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:02,583 Cool. 247 00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:18,791 Are you friends with the Fonz? 248 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,375 Who? -The Fonz. 249 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:25,375 Fonz is a hero, just like you. -Have you ever formed a team? 250 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:30,291 Oh, his real name is Henry Winkler. Yes, I know him, nice guy. 251 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,833 And when you eat a snack together, are you also a team? 252 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:36,916 No, eating together is not a team. 253 00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:40,500 What was it like to save a town by dancing like crazy? 254 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:42,666 I wasn't. 255 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:46,833 That was a character. Red McCormack, from the movie Footloose. 256 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:47,958 What? 257 00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:54,000 And what about when you masked that one? defeated killer Jason Voorhees? 258 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,000 Yes... 259 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,708 No, I wasn't. Just a character. 260 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:01,333 And he didn't kill Jason. 261 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:05,083 He was stabbed in the neck with an arrow. 262 00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:08,541 Yes... 263 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:16,041 He's an actor. He's never saved anyone. 264 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,625 But actors are for cooking. -Yes. 265 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:24,000 I find it so disgusting when you play someone else. 266 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,875 No, acting is a wonderful profession. 267 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:30,500 You don't have one life, but a lot... 268 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:35,083 What a terrible gift for Quill. A disgusting actor. 269 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:41,000 This is the worst day of my life. -We break more than Yondu. 270 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:45,083 Peter was a child when he left earth. His memory is confused. 271 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:47,166 He doesn't really know anymore. 272 00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:53,333 Kevin Bacon, you gotta pretend if you are a real hero... 273 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:55,666 ...otherwise Christmas will be over. 274 00:23:57,708 --> 00:24:01,791 Damn it, buddy. I can't wait to storm those Nazis. 275 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:05,083 What are you doing? -I have to play a hero, right? 276 00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:08,250 I am a British soldier, during the Second World War. 277 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,583 No, just do your own voice. 278 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:14,666 Oh, okay. Fine. Hello, I'm the Batman. 279 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:19,000 I mean, I'm Bruce Wayne. -Who is Bruce Wayne? 280 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,333 No, not be someone else. Kevin Bacon, but not that loser. 281 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,208 It's something. 282 00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:33,500 So weird. Because normally I would getting very angry about that... 283 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:37,208 ...but for some reason... 284 00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:41,291 ...I have a good feeling about everything here. 285 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,083 We hate you. 286 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:52,666 Now... 287 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,000 Unbelievable. 288 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:52,416 Merry Christmas, Peter. Me and Drax and you know... 289 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:56,625 From all of us. 290 00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:20,875 Boys... 291 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,875 What have you done? 292 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:46,333 Guys, I'm about to faint. I can't breathe. 293 00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:02,791 You must be Pete. Merry christmas. 294 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:07,375 Kevin Bacon, great guy. We don't hate him. 295 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,500 What have you done? 296 00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,291 What? -What have you done? 297 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:16,791 We'll give you Kevin Bacon. -You're giving me a human as a gift? 298 00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:21,583 What's more fun than a real person for the man who has everything? 299 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:25,625 This is not a Christmas present, this is human trafficking. 300 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:28,541 Yes. -It was Drax's idea. 301 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,541 Certainly. 302 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,166 I have to stand up for them because fair is fair... 303 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:36,458 ...I think it's absolutely crazy. 304 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:42,291 You used your powers, didn't you? -Maybe. I don't know anymore. 305 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:45,083 Break Kevin Bacon out of that trance. 306 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,833 Be what you really are. 307 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,875 Dude, calm down. We won't hurt you. 308 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:09,875 A talking raccoon. -I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that again. 309 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,125 Sir, here. 310 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:17,250 Kraglin, prepare The Bowie for transport to earth. 311 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:20,375 Yes, captain. -Mr. Bacon, sorry. I'm so ashamed. 312 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:24,958 I know you're worried and we will get you back right away. 313 00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:26,166 I am Great. 314 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,833 Suddenly you think it's a bad idea? 315 00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:32,500 I am Great. -Dude, you just put him here. 316 00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:38,416 I'm letting you go, Kevin Bacon. Don't run away. 317 00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:40,291 So you're not running away? 318 00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,458 Get Kevin Bacon. -I will. 319 00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:51,500 Don't kill. -You're not getting away, Bacon. 320 00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,666 That guy was a plant. 321 00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:08,625 Groot is still a child. Sorry. 322 00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:10,833 What's on your mind? 323 00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:15,000 This allows you to control a flying arrow. 324 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,458 But I'm not very good at it yet. 325 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,708 This must come as a shock... 326 00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:25,083 ...but this was alone because you're Pete's hero. 327 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:29,958 Pete has known little love, but what he loved... 328 00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:32,125 ...was telling stories about you. 329 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:36,000 About me? -You saved the city with dancing. 330 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:41,708 And Pete once saved the entire galaxy with dancing, really. 331 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,250 You taught him to be a hero. 332 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:47,750 And now he might be the greatest hero. 333 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,291 Mant and those losers... 334 00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:58,625 ...hoped that you would like him again could give you the Christmas feeling. 335 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,708 How can you reach here? 336 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:18,708 Some good satellite dishes and you reach 400 million light years away. 337 00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:20,583 Hi, dear. -Honey, are you home? 338 00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:23,750 No, I'm with some friends. 339 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:27,250 Okay, and what time will you be home? 340 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,875 Is it okay if I'm a little late? 341 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:40,833 I have some friends here who need to learn something about Christmas. 342 00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,583 we become like babies nicely wrapped and pampered 343 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:03,333 sweet words, attention, tickled, cuddled 344 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:07,166 when we grow up it becomes a mess 345 00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:09,958 and here it is Christmas 346 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:15,666 will you come by? for a delicious piece of peach pie? 347 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:18,666 while I tell you what my Christmas wishes are 348 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:22,333 and then you help me with the dishes 349 00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:25,291 because it's Christmas here 350 00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:27,458 we all want someone 351 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,250 who loves us 352 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,625 to snuggle up to 353 00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:39,375 when the nights are cold 354 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,041 we all want someone 355 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:46,625 who hugs and kisses us 356 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:53,125 I only want you for Christmas 357 00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:58,625 look for that Christmas feeling 358 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:02,500 let the children sing so we can hear it 359 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:06,166 light the fireplace and add a chair 360 00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:08,250 because it's Christmas here 361 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,708 Bucky's arm? 362 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,333 we want someone 363 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,208 Merry Christmas. 364 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,291 who loves us 365 00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:19,250 to snuggle up to 366 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,666 when the nights are cold 367 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:26,416 we all want someone 368 00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:30,958 who hugs and kisses us 369 00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:36,958 I only want you for Christmas 370 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:12,875 we become like babies nicely wrapped and pampered 371 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:16,750 sweet words, attention, tickled, cuddled 372 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:20,500 when we grow up it becomes a mess 373 00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:23,458 and here it is Christmas 374 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,791 we all want someone 375 00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:29,791 who loves us 376 00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:33,791 to snuggle up to 377 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:37,375 when the nights are cold 378 00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:41,375 we all want someone 379 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:45,000 who hugs and kisses us 380 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:51,375 I only want you for Christmas 381 00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:55,083 I only want you for Christmas 382 00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:59,291 I only want you for Christmas 383 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,666 The best Christmas ever. -Come here, man. 384 00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,208 It's okay. 385 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:26,666 Love you guys. -We love you, Kevin Bacon. 386 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,250 Hello, Kevin Bacon. -See, Kevin Bacon. 387 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:33,833 We love you. -I'll see you at Easter. 388 00:35:37,041 --> 00:35:39,833 So not all actors are jerks. 389 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:50,791 That you all do that have done for me. Why? 390 00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:52,500 Why what? 391 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:56,000 Why all that effort to go to earth... 392 00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:59,208 ...and kidnap Kevin Bacon? 393 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:04,750 Kraglin told us that Yondu ruined Christmas. 394 00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:07,291 We wanted to save it for you. 395 00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:13,625 Then Kraglin doesn't know the outcome. 396 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,708 FOR PETER FROM YONDU 397 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,000 How sweet. 398 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,458 That's how Yondu is. 399 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:13,625 I wanted to do something special for you, because... 400 00:37:17,416 --> 00:37:20,250 What? -Your father, Peter. 401 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:26,166 He might be... -Ego? He might be something? 402 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,750 He might be... 403 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:32,791 He is also my father. 404 00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:39,041 So then you are my sister? 405 00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:49,291 Mantis, that's the most beautiful Christmas present I could get. 406 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,875 Merry Christmas, Mantis. -Merry Christmas, Peter. 407 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:03,416 MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS 408 00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:45,666 Come on, Groot. -Groot ruined Christmas again. 409 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,666 That will be a special again.