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Okay, team, talk to me.

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Where are we at with the
wedding this weekend.

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Oh, well, I am feeling
really good about it.

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I mean, Howard is in his mid 70s.
Make.

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He's got to be up there, too.

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Two arena coworkers find in love of.
Thank you, Roman.

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Thank you for checking in.
Emotionally.

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I was more interested in the actual
plans here at the arena.

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See, Howard is kind of a hero of mine.

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He never settled down.
Legend has it.

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He was once with Shelley Winters
and Yvonne Carlos simultaneously.

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Not a fantastic image now,
but you have to hearken back.

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Wow.
You look tired.

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That young girlfriend of yours
taking it out of you.

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Does she even know how old she is?

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Can she count at 22?

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You know, we don't spend
the bulk of our time counting.

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Are you going to be taking her

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to the wedding? She'll be adorable
dancing on top of your shoes.

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Listen, oldie Han,
why don't you go back to your office

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and try to remember what
you wore the Last Supper?

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I don't think you're allowed to do that.

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You're eight years older than me.

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I'm allowed to do it.

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I don't know if I'm going to bring her.

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Inviting somebody to a wedding
is a little tricky.

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I don't want to send
her the wrong message.

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What that? There are old people.

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No,

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Roman.

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Since you've come back into my life,
I've enjoyed our time together so much.

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The karaoke nights, the rack of all dates.

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Tug of war.

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I don't think any of that was me.

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Since the two of you are going

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to the wedding together,
I thought this might be the perfect

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opportunity for the two of us to get
together and shop for dresses.

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All right, my two favorite gals
going shopping together.

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Don't spend all my money.

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I have nothing.

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Okay, I am ready for this wedding.

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Oh.

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What happened?

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Oh, I got a spray Tan at lunch.
Don't worry.

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It goes on strong,
but after a couple of days,

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I'll just look like that time I got locked
out of my hotel room in Palm Springs.

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I never realized how much you
look like my cousin Tamara.

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I am so excited to finally be going
to a wedding with a real boyfriend.

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Thanks.
I'm looking forward to it, too.

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And I am definitely going to be there.
What?

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Just a small hitch?
Not even a hitch.

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It's just two rival gangs are finally
sitting down to discuss the turf truce,

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and they've asked me to mediate
to bring peace to the community.

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Well, that blows.

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I promise you, I will be out
of there in plenty of time.

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Maybe.
I know that's important.

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Everything you do is important.

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But you missed that thing with my parents
and I had to go canoeing alone.

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I really want you to be
at this wedding with me.

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I'll be there.

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Whether they're shaking
hands or popping caps.

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I will be there.
Thanks, sweetie.

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You're a good man.

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And then he pulled my hair
and said, Never again.

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That was my night with Jack Lugman.

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So your girlfriend and your
mom are hanging out, huh?

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Yeah.
Pretty great, right?

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I don't know.

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It could be dangerous,
especially with Crystal.

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You got to set boundaries.

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You don't want her telling Heather all the
embarrassing stuff she knows about you.

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So

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you guys were gone for a while.

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Can't imagine what you had to talk about.

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You didn't talk about me, did you?
No.

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Just girl stuff.

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Okay, great.

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I'm going to get back to my desk.

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You should kiss her, though.

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What? She did mention
that you two had yet to kiss?

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She did.
In my day.

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If I'd been seeing a voice,
as long as you've been seeing Heather,

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we would have already done all sorts
of unspeakable things to each other.

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I can't believe what you told my mom.

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I love that rat spawn you wrote about me.

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You told her about Yo, Heather.

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I don't know why you don't want
the whole world to hear it.

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I'm mad because you told her
I haven't kissed you yet.

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It's no big deal.

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If you're not ready.

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Why would you tell her that?

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I didn't know what to say?
She kept grilling.

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You know how she is.
She's your mom.

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I don't like that.

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I can't trust you to keep
our private stuff private.

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Well, you know what I don't like?
I don't like that.

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You're talking to me this way.

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Yeah, well, maybe I'll stop
talking to you right now.

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Fine.
If that's what you're going to be about

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it, maybe we shouldn't go
to the wedding together.

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I'm talking again.
Maybe we shouldn't now.

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Silence.

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Hey.
Have you

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seen Brooke?
She was supposed to come by.

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Oh, is she missing? Is
there an Amber alert?

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You know, it's hard to take you seriously
when you look like the only black Muppet.

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What are you doing, Ben? I thought at this
stage in your life, you'd want more. Don't

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you think it might be nice to have someone
a little more appropriate who shares your

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common interests? Who knows?
Michael Keaton was Batman?

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I'm Batman.
No, you're not.

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Yes, I am.
I'm Batman.

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Oh, look, my hot young girlfriend is here.
I'll see you later.

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Wheezy.

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Hey.

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It'S not stickers again. Is it
supposed to be ironic?

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Here, try this oneso cool.

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Okay.

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I don't look like Elton John, do I?

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I don't know who that is.
Is it related to white Cleft John?

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I don't know who that is.

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Cum Sax again.
Okay.

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Okay.

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There he is.

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Howard, I want you to meet Brooke.

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Nice to meet you, Brooke.

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Nice to meet you, sir.

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Did you two go to College together?

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That's funny, Darling.

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Why don't we go see if the bartender has

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any coloring books for you,
and I'll be with you in a minute.

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Okay, then try not to die
before I get back.

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Okay,

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let me ask you a question.

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You were a Bachelor for a long time.

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Yeah, I told you about selling
Winter and Ivana Carlo, right?

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Yes, you did.
And I hearken back.

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Well, you have to hearken back.

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Do you ever regret all the casual
relationships you had in your life?

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No.

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It'S just a great ride.

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But then finally I met somebody
that I wanted to be with.

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I don't sweat it, Bam.

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Even with guys like us.

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When it happens,

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it happens.
Yeah.

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What am I worried about?

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Look at you two guys.

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Congratulations.

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Well, you just look beautiful.
Thank you.

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You don't look so bad yourself.
Where's Alonzo?

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Oh, he'll be here.

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He just has to dot the I's
and cross the T's on a gang truce.

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Where's your day?
Did she have a taper cycle?

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I will admit you got in my head a little

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bit about Brooke, but something Howard
said about marriage really gave me hope.

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Oh, and what was that?

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That I still have another 30 or 40
years left of making love to strangers.

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So handsome.

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I'm so dumb.

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You guys did come together.

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Well, I heard Robin lost his date.

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And rather than let him be humiliated

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by going alone, I thought
he could take his mommy.

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That's sweet and creepy and not sweet.

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I think we make a lovely couple.

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And I'm not sad.

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That's the spirit, buddy boy.

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Hello, Workman.
Hello, Heather.

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And guy I think I saw
on the news last night.

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This is my date, Ray.

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We met at a gas station.
He doesn't work there.

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He just asked me if I
could buy him some juice.

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Hydration is the key.

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Man.

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You all have a really nice house.

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Oh, this isn't.

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Thank you, Ray.

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Ray and I are just casual.

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Nothing serious.

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Neither is this.

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We got a situation ride's not coming out.

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What? Why? What are you
talking about, man?

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You ask a lot of questions.

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What's the problem?

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And now he's angry.

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Maggie's got cold feet.

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Maggie, what is it?

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What's going on,man?

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I do ask a lot of questions.

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I'm not going to marry Howard.
Why?

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Howard is a great guy.

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He is a great guy.

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But he's a Playboy at heart.

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I don't think people change listen.

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I know a lot about guys like Howard.

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I think he changed because he met you.

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Yeah.

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I don't think so.

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Listen, Maggie, I've worked
with Howard for ten years.

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I've never seen him this happy.

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Why would he give that up?

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If he did, he'd just be lost again.

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Trust me, I've seen
the way he looks at you.

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He's totally and completely in love.

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That's the look we all want.

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Maggie, you didn't fall
asleep in there, did you?

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This is good stuff.

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The bathroom door is right.

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I'm going out there.

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Oh, Hi.

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Do you mean all that?

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Yeah,I guess I did.

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Yeah.

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I think we need to stop seeing each other.
What?

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I don't want any of that.

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That's like something
my dad would say to my mom.

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And I mean sex more than twice a day.
My God.

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What is the matter with you?

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You.

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Where's your fellow?

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Oh, he'll be here.

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He's negotiating a gang truce.

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But he knows that if he doesn't get here,

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he's going to disappoint me,
and he puts me first.

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He puts me first.

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He's also very
handsome and looks great in his suit.

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You'll see us out there dancing.

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Just wait, dear.

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These people only have so much time left.

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Think of how much of it you just used it.

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I don't know what she sees in him.

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Me either.

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We need to show her what she's missing.

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Let's get out there and show them a little

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something about two bodies
moving together as one.

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Come on.

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Oh, this is him.
This is him.

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It's my boyfriend.
He's calling me on my cellular telephone.

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Are you on your way?
Alice, don't get mad.

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Oh, please don't say it.

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I don't want to hear it.

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I just can't leave right now.

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We're making so much progress.

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You know how much it means to me
to have you at this wedding.

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I know, but I can't leave now.

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I have to do this.

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You choose to do this, baby.
Come on.

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I know what you do
is more important than this.

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I just don't think I can be

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in a relationship where I
will always come second.

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I'm sorry, honey. You okay?

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Yeah, fine.

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I'm used to this.

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00:11:18,739 --> 00:11:22,179
Hey, you know what?
Why don't I be your date? What?

255
00:11:22,209 --> 00:11:23,229
What happened to Brooke?

256
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,899
Oddly enough, she had to mediate
a gang truce as well.

257
00:11:25,929 --> 00:11:28,149
Isn't that weird?
Come on.

258
00:11:28,179 --> 00:11:31,029
I owe you in all the time
we were sleeping together.

259
00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:34,009
I never once took you to dinner.

260
00:11:34,929 --> 00:11:36,769
Come on.
It'll be fun.

261
00:11:37,769 --> 00:11:39,409
Okay?
Okay.

262
00:11:46,929 --> 00:11:48,849
He finally showed up.

263
00:11:49,449 --> 00:11:52,169
I think she oversold him.

264
00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:59,059
How long have you two been together?

265
00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:01,969
Well, actually, twelve years,

266
00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:03,149
right, honey?

267
00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:04,629
Oh, yes.

268
00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:07,499
Sometimes I get confused
because he stalked me for five.

269
00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:09,189
But one day I just got tired of running.

270
00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:10,939
And now we have six kids.

271
00:12:10,969 --> 00:12:13,589
Six and one more on the way.
She's pregnant.

272
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:17,529
I'm sure you can tell.
Not up here, but down there.

273
00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:19,629
Oh, don't worry about this.

274
00:12:19,659 --> 00:12:21,609
Our babies can take a punch.

275
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,629
Where did you two meet?

276
00:12:24,659 --> 00:12:27,069
Oh, astronaut school.
Zero gravity.

277
00:12:27,099 --> 00:12:29,649
Very difficult to make love.

278
00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:33,629
No, I came in for an interview
here at the Sunshine Center.

279
00:12:33,659 --> 00:12:37,029
Yeah, and I was really nervous
because she was so pretty.

280
00:12:37,059 --> 00:12:39,129
She was wearing a blue dress.

281
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:40,749
It was a blue dress.

282
00:12:40,779 --> 00:12:43,349
Yeah, and I made a dumb joke.

283
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,429
He was funny.

284
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,629
And then she smiled.

285
00:12:45,659 --> 00:12:46,829
And I liked it so much.

286
00:12:46,859 --> 00:12:51,849
I knew I was going to spend a lot of my
time trying to get her to do it again.

287
00:12:52,409 --> 00:12:54,189
Well, you seem very happy.

288
00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:55,289
Together.

289
00:13:04,809 --> 00:13:06,649
You okay, buddy?

290
00:13:07,449 --> 00:13:09,549
I don't think you're going
about this the right way.

291
00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:13,989
Are you sure Heather is
the person you should be mad at?

292
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:16,549
I don't think it's fair
to take it out on Ray.

293
00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,789
He's at a party where
he doesn't know anyone.

294
00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:22,509
No, Roman, I'm talking about your mom.
What?

295
00:13:22,529 --> 00:13:25,789
I know she's taking an interest in you
for the first time in a long time,

296
00:13:25,819 --> 00:13:28,549
but you can't allow her to get
between you and Heather.

297
00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:32,409
I mean, the song is not
your Heather and my mom.

298
00:13:33,369 --> 00:13:33,549
No.

299
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:36,889
I was going to kiss Heather
for the first time tonight at midnight,

300
00:13:37,409 --> 00:13:38,989
but it doesn't matter.

301
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:43,429
She hates me, and I wouldn't know
how to do that even if I could.

302
00:13:43,459 --> 00:13:45,469
Look, I know Crystal better than anyone.

303
00:13:45,489 --> 00:13:47,869
You have to give her clear messages.

304
00:13:47,889 --> 00:13:49,149
You have to tell her that your

305
00:13:49,169 --> 00:13:52,409
relationship with Heather
is none of her business.

306
00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:54,589
And then tell Heather how you feel.

307
00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:58,069
And if she feels the same way, go for it.
Damn it.

308
00:13:58,089 --> 00:13:59,229
You're right.

309
00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:01,489
This time I step it up.

310
00:14:08,049 --> 00:14:10,429
Roman,
where have you been? You miss the chicken

311
00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:13,349
dance? I was out there alone,
feeling like a fool.

312
00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:16,069
It's you I should have gotten upset with.
Not Heather.

313
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,549
Me.
What did I do?

314
00:14:17,569 --> 00:14:19,189
You said you wanted to get to know me,

315
00:14:19,219 --> 00:14:22,789
but what you're really doing was
buttoning into my relationship.

316
00:14:22,809 --> 00:14:25,069
Oh, my God.
You're drunk.

317
00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:26,749
Are you on drugs too?

318
00:14:26,779 --> 00:14:28,649
Tell mom if you're holding.

319
00:14:30,649 --> 00:14:34,249
Mom, I really like Heather a lot.

320
00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:38,349
I don't think I'm ready for you
to be a part of that yet.

321
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,609
I understand

322
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,829
you do.
I do.

323
00:14:41,859 --> 00:14:43,709
I myself have a mother.
You know her.

324
00:14:43,739 --> 00:14:46,029
She's your grandmother.
As you might recall.

325
00:14:46,049 --> 00:14:47,229
She's awful.

326
00:14:47,249 --> 00:14:48,389
I certainly don't want you to feel

327
00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:52,369
the same way about me,
so I'm sorry if I overstep my bound.

328
00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,089
Thanks, Mum.

329
00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:56,769
Look at you.

330
00:14:56,849 --> 00:14:58,989
It's nice to see you
come into your manhood.

331
00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:00,389
You're standing up for yourself.

332
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:01,889
You're drinking.

333
00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:19,369
Why don't you just join us? Get in here.

334
00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:21,529
We have a second to talk.

335
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,169
Fine.

336
00:15:23,529 --> 00:15:25,609
We'll look at the rest of this house.

337
00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:30,089
Heather,

338
00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:32,209
I am so sorry.

339
00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:34,349
I like you so much.

340
00:15:34,369 --> 00:15:37,369
And I shouldn't have let
my mom get in between us.

341
00:15:51,049 --> 00:15:54,009
Hey, potato man,

342
00:15:55,769 --> 00:15:57,569
you intrigued me.

343
00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:06,669
I'm with you now.

344
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:07,969
Let's go.

345
00:16:08,529 --> 00:16:10,009
Not so fast,

346
00:16:16,449 --> 00:16:18,629
but I should warn you,
I'm really good at this.

347
00:16:18,649 --> 00:16:19,829
This is kind of my thing.

348
00:16:19,849 --> 00:16:21,209
Yeah, I know.

349
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:48,329
Alice.

350
00:16:50,289 --> 00:16:53,609
You make me so mad.

351
00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:55,829
What?
Don't feel bad.

352
00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:57,989
Not everybody can dance like an angel.

353
00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:01,429
I just want to punch you
in the face sometimes.

354
00:17:01,449 --> 00:17:03,109
Are we still talking about dancing?

355
00:17:03,129 --> 00:17:05,289
Why didn't you fight for me?

356
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:09,249
What? Never mind.

357
00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:13,549
Six months ago, when I told you
I was choosing Alonso over you.

358
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:15,149
You just let me go.

359
00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:17,189
You said you wanted Alonso.

360
00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:19,189
You said I wasn't ready.
You weren't.

361
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:20,989
But I heard what you said to Maggie about

362
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:23,509
wanting the look and then
never wanting to give that up.

363
00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:24,469
Once you got it.

364
00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:29,609
You heard that. Is there anybody at this
wedding who didn't hear that conversation?

365
00:17:31,329 --> 00:17:34,449
Do you have anything you
want to say to me right now?

366
00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:42,009
You are such a moron.

367
00:17:52,449 --> 00:17:55,489
Let's all put our hands together for Ben

368
00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:01,169
till my night.

369
00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:05,969
But I do want to thank Ben
for making this night so special.

370
00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:11,729
But mostly I want to thank my beautiful
bride, Maggie, for marrying me.

371
00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:15,469
Maggie, I have only one regret,

372
00:18:15,499 --> 00:18:16,909
and that is

373
00:18:16,939 --> 00:18:23,129
that I wasn't brave enough to ask you
to marry me the day we met two years ago.

374
00:18:25,249 --> 00:18:26,549
But what did I know?

375
00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:28,889
I was just a stupid kid.

376
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,049
Hey.

377
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,789
I did it.

378
00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:38,609
I'm back with Heather

379
00:18:38,849 --> 00:18:42,849
two more hours, and I'm still going
to smooch your tiny little face.

380
00:18:43,049 --> 00:18:46,509
Sorry, that is the white Russians talking.

381
00:18:46,529 --> 00:18:47,969
That's great.

382
00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:51,469
You okay?

383
00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:54,069
I think Alice is interested in me again.

384
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,909
I think she wants me to fight for,

385
00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:59,629
but she's with the Lonzo now,
and she was fairly hammered.

386
00:18:59,649 --> 00:19:00,729
So

387
00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:04,689
what do I do, buddy?
What do I do?

388
00:19:06,089 --> 00:19:07,449
Thank you.

389
00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:09,669
Thank you for asking me for advice.

390
00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:12,809
Okay. What do I do?

391
00:19:12,969 --> 00:19:14,049
Well,

392
00:19:14,609 --> 00:19:18,309
you told me that I should just
tell her how I feel and go for it.

393
00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:19,089
So you should do that, too.

394
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,673
So corny.

395
00:19:24,113 --> 00:19:25,173
Okay.
You know what?

396
00:19:25,193 --> 00:19:26,573
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.

397
00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:27,933
Thanks, buddy.

398
00:19:27,963 --> 00:19:29,913
I'm not going to hug you.

399
00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:40,693
Excuse me.
Life changing event here.

400
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,073
Excuse me.

401
00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:43,643
About to face my biggest beer.

402
00:19:43,673 --> 00:19:45,233
Willing to do it.

403
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:48,433
Excuse me.
You guys can't hear me.

404
00:19:48,513 --> 00:19:51,233
Nothing scary about the aging process.

405
00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:58,203
You're here.
I'm here, and I'm always going to be here.

406
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:01,573
And I'm sorry I put you a second
and it's never going to happen again.

407
00:20:01,593 --> 00:20:04,083
Alice, I'm going to go to my office.
I'm going to put on my suit,

408
00:20:04,113 --> 00:20:07,693
and I'm going to start proving to you that
you come first for the rest of our lives.

409
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,643
Alonzo, you are such a good man.

410
00:20:09,673 --> 00:20:12,773
Even if I see a kid fall
in a well on my way.

411
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:14,693
That kid is just going to have
to get used to being in that.

412
00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:16,873
Well, Alonzo.

413
00:20:36,593 --> 00:20:38,363
I want to be with you.

414
00:20:38,393 --> 00:20:39,693
Oh, Ben.

415
00:20:39,713 --> 00:20:41,193
Oh, Alice.

416
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,893
Oh, Alonzo.

417
00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:45,513
Oh, Alonso.

418
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:48,593
Oh, Alonso.

419
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,553
Well, it's practically midnight.

420
00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:58,033
I know.

421
00:21:14,993 --> 00:21:16,963
This is so romantic.

422
00:21:16,993 --> 00:21:18,033
Yeah,

423
00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:22,620
I kind of wish that wasn't happening.