1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,220 Crystal, you wanted to see me? There's some kind of emergency. 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,260 I spoke on a panel this morning at a Women in Business breakfast. 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,660 Oh, God. Okay. 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,220 We'll get in touch with our PR people. 5 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,900 We'll shoot emails out to our lawyers and 6 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,820 we'll call the newspapers and remind them how much money you gave to the Panda House 7 00:00:21,850 --> 00:00:26,060 without reminding them what you did in the Panda house. 8 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,580 With any luck, no one will ever know what you said. 9 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,980 I said nothing. 10 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:31,180 Oh, God. 11 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:32,300 What did you do? 12 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,980 All the other business women on the panel answered questions about their dynamic 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,780 jobs and all the important things they do with their days. 14 00:00:38,810 --> 00:00:42,020 I realized I had nothing to contribute 15 00:00:42,050 --> 00:00:46,700 other than this meeting with you, I have absolutely nothing on my schedule. 16 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:48,980 Crystal, you're very important here. 17 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,500 You may not involve yourself in some 18 00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:54,960 of the little stuff, but you're like the Queen. 19 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,260 Keep talking. 20 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:59,420 The Queen is very powerful. Everyone loves her. 21 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:00,700 She's the most important 22 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:04,820 person in England, and all she does all day is raise corgis and drink gin. 23 00:01:04,850 --> 00:01:07,210 I do like to cuddle with a bottle of gin. 24 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,740 See, your schedule is filling up already. 25 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,290 Now, if there's nothing else, I've got to prepare for a leadership event today. 26 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:14,920 Leadership event? 27 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,130 Yes, the one I've been talking about for months. 28 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,050 The Allstar Leadership tour, 29 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:23,290 a four star general, a hall of Fame basketball coach and a corporate CEO. 30 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:26,060 All on one stage talking about leadership. 31 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,850 They banter, they go deep. 32 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,020 They give real life lessons, 33 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:34,180 and companies pay thousands of dollars for their employees to attend. 34 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:36,640 Sounds intrigue. Tell me more. 35 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,820 There is no more. I just told you the whole thing. 36 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,490 Oh, now I remember they all have best sellers. 37 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,780 You gave me their books to read. 38 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:46,290 Yes, I did. Did you read them? I did. 39 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,060 When I ran out of my sleepy juice, they really did the job. 40 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,100 Oh, remind me across the border tomorrow to get more sleepy juice. 41 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:57,380 Yes, my Queen. So, are you excited about our trip to Cobble? 42 00:01:57,410 --> 00:02:02,000 Are you kidding me? I've got my bathing suit on underneath this. 43 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:03,900 Save it from Mexico. 44 00:02:03,930 --> 00:02:05,290 You crazy love birds. 45 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,340 No, she's got her bathing suit on under there. 46 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:12,760 That's nuts, because these pants are actually my pajamas. 47 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,060 Looks cozy, my man. 48 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,060 Okay, so you guys are all ready for your 49 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:21,260 weekend getaway car is going to come in 2 hours flights on time. 50 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:24,980 And, Alice, all you have is a quick contract signing with beverage people. 51 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,580 And all I have to do is take a picture 52 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:30,420 with this guy who wants to meet Alonzo Pope halftime contest yesterday. 53 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:34,220 Wow, we got to get some better contests. What? 54 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,600 No, no. 55 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,780 I brought some welcome gifts for the leaders when they arrive. 56 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,100 They're not from another planet. 57 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,160 Roman. 58 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,340 I don't fully understand what's happening. 59 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:45,060 It's not that complicated. 60 00:02:45,090 --> 00:02:47,100 Three of the most powerful charismatic 61 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:51,020 leaders in their fields crisscrossing the country for the last three months. 62 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,560 Fighting crime. 63 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,320 Imparting their wisdom about leadership. 64 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,220 I'm really excited. 65 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,380 These are really impressive. Men. 66 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:06,220 Are those pajama bottoms? 67 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,040 Yeah, you can't tell,gentlemen. 68 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:13,380 Ben Donovan, it is an incredible honor to have all of you here. 69 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:14,700 The honor is all mine. 70 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:16,380 Oh, thank you, sir. 71 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:18,460 I'm pulling you short hair, son. 72 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,020 I couldn't want to be here less. 73 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:23,500 And I slept on the frozen dirt in Bosnia. 74 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:25,540 Well, I once went to Coachella and wore 75 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:29,500 shorts at night, so I know where you're coming from next time. 76 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:32,380 If you want a stupid red sweater, talk to Coach Billy. 77 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,060 Apparently, that's all he owns. 78 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:35,580 That's my trademark. 79 00:03:35,610 --> 00:03:37,500 A simple man who knows how to win. 80 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:42,420 A simple man who spent 2 hours straddling a Jacuzzi jet at the hotel last night. 81 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:43,660 Yeah, I saw you. 82 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,700 Yeah, it was pretty weird that you were looking. 83 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:47,820 I don't like you. I don't like you. 84 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,420 I hate these guys. 85 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:53,820 Well, looks like we'll have a very pleasant afternoon in the green room. 86 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:57,240 If you'll follow me, we'll get you all settled. 87 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,860 Okay? I will get on the phone with our idiot 88 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,540 Booker and find out what we're dealing with. 89 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:03,420 In the meantime, just stay with them. 90 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,580 And if one of them goes to hit the other one, just step in front of it. 91 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,700 Okay? But I need your help, too. 92 00:04:08,730 --> 00:04:11,740 There's an SPF 45 sunscreen in my top left drawer. 93 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,900 Make sure Alice doesn't get on that plane without it. 94 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:15,660 I'm not going to do that. 95 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,720 Okay. 96 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,420 Heather, can you get me? Andy at American Promotions. 97 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:25,180 You got it, boss. That's right. 98 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:27,360 Crystal Cohen. 99 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,060 Get used to talking to me because I will 100 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:33,600 be joining Ben Donovan and the day to day operations of this arena. 101 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,060 I could have told you she was here, 102 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:40,520 but the look on your face is just so priceless. 103 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,520 Thanks. 104 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,320 You're a fun kid. 105 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:59,880 No, I said two pastrami sandwiches, a diet Cola and your biggest. 106 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,460 Pickle. Great. 107 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,200 We'll be in touch. 108 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,420 What are you doing? 109 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,020 Ordering deli. I'm sorry. 110 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,660 Did you want a black and white cookie? 111 00:05:10,690 --> 00:05:16,720 No, I mean, yes, but in the larger sense, what are you doing? 112 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,300 Well, I thought about being Queen, 113 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,780 and at the end of the day, it just seemed, I don't know, a little old Europe. 114 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,860 I want to do something with my days, Benjamin. 115 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,260 I want to contribute. 116 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,500 Let's roll up our sleeves. 117 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,780 Let's get our hands dirty. 118 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,580 Let's make a difference in this crazy town called the world? 119 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,780 Can we make a difference in this crazy 120 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,540 town called the world tomorrow? I'm a little jammed up today. 121 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,180 That's perfect. I can help you. 122 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:42,040 I need to feel useful. I want to do some real work. 123 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,940 Colin Donovan. 124 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,300 Oh, we're like an 80s cop show. 125 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:49,220 Ben, we have a fire to put out in the green room. 126 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,660 Well, what is it? 127 00:05:50,690 --> 00:05:54,440 It's a fire in the green room. 128 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,400 Let's do this. Oh, no. 129 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,660 If something happened, I couldn't risk losing us both. 130 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,140 We're going. 131 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,540 And Donovan, then I want to be part of this. 132 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,660 And I want you to be a part of it, too. 133 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,220 But what I really need is for you to be part of whatever Alice is doing. 134 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,520 It's vital. 135 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,980 Alice, Crystal is joining your meeting. What? 136 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,080 It's vital. Thanks, partner. 137 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,620 Let's do this. Let's do business things. 138 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,300 Hey, how are you doing? I'm Crystal Cohen. 139 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,960 I own this place. Everything you see is mine. 140 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,500 What the hell? What the hell? Thank God. 141 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,820 What do I do? What do I do? 142 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:32,800 The fire extinguisher. 143 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,460 Any more bright ideas, boss? 144 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,980 Honestly, what is the matter with you? 145 00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:44,680 What happened? 146 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,580 And where are the other leaders? 147 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,940 Coach Billy didn't like the smoke from my cigar. 148 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,860 And General Tompkins was a little put out. 149 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:52,460 It came from Cuba. 150 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,660 And it didn't bother you that you were 151 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:56,620 sitting 2ft away from a fire that you started, boy. 152 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,600 And the pajamas seemed to have it under control. 153 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,220 Okay, as we discussed, five years of exclusive use of your 154 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,500 products with appropriate signage throughout the arena. 155 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:09,140 So if everything is to your liking, we'll just need a couple of signatures. 156 00:07:09,170 --> 00:07:11,080 Everything seems to be in order. 157 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,480 Does it? 158 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,500 Let's take a closer look. 159 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:18,100 No, Crystal, this deal has already worked out. 160 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,500 We're all happy we're on the beach in Mexico. 161 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,260 That's an expression. It means I'm happy. 162 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:26,020 I'm not saying you're trying to steal from us, though. 163 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,660 This one looks like he in a different time and place. 164 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:31,560 Used the term keep the car running. 165 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:36,140 But you got to admit, there is a lot of legal mumbo jumbo here. 166 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:38,140 Our lawyers drew up these contracts. 167 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,260 Oh, that should all be fine. 168 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,340 It's been a pleasure work. 169 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,600 It's fun. 170 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,340 You know, Ms. Cohen made me a little uneasy. 171 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:51,200 Would you go over these contracts with me one more time? 172 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,860 Well, I just talked to the Booker, and apparently these guys are maniacs 173 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,460 on the last leg of their tour, and they're ready to kill each other. 174 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,380 It's like Metallic all over again. 175 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:02,220 That band was so rude. 176 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,400 Yeah, well, they're misunderstood. 177 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,600 So now I'm the bad guy. 178 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,540 Anyway, let's just not do anything to set them off. 179 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,820 If we get them anything, just make sure it's equal. 180 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,860 Are you done with that? Almost great. 181 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:14,960 Thanks. 182 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,900 Okay, so they'll all speak for the exact same amount of time. 183 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,420 The order of which will be determined 184 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:23,700 by a coin flip, and the chairs will be exactly the same. 185 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:25,520 There's no Mama bear. 186 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,780 What the hell does that mean? Not too hard. 187 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,660 Not too soft. What is that? 188 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:30,720 From 189 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,140 the literary reference to a children's book. 190 00:08:33,170 --> 00:08:41,100 Why would you think I would know that we're coming back to this? 191 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:43,000 That was awesome. 192 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,660 General, what are you doing? 193 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:48,260 You can't shoot in here. 194 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:49,780 It's a public building. 195 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,020 I'm not sure that's the law, 196 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:54,640 but you can't smoke in here, so you probably can't shoot in here. 197 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,220 Oh, my God. That's all I need. 198 00:08:57,250 --> 00:09:02,320 Roman, please do not supply the general with any more cans of Orange soda. 199 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,180 Boy, the things you find yourself saying 200 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,620 Crystal, how are you? 201 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,260 Let's walk and talk, but let's walk and talk this way. 202 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,020 I've had the most productive morning. 203 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,620 I said Alice on the right course with her 204 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:17,540 negotiations, and I had time to do some of what I do best deals. 205 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,580 Oh, God. 206 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,620 Oh, and scrunched up that forehead, partner. 207 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:24,380 You know that odd little building across the street, the Church? 208 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,060 Well, they have always had a bug up there, 209 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,060 but about expanding and acquiring our north parking lot. 210 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:34,100 I initiated negotiations to sell it to them for a very handsome price. 211 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:37,820 Well, we need the north parking lot so people can 212 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:41,540 park. They can take the ChuChu ChuChu. 213 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,820 You know what I really want to do? 214 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,660 I want to help with the event today. How's that going? 215 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,860 What can I do? 216 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,740 I think I've got everything handled down 217 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:52,480 here for tonight, but why don't we talk about it upstairs? 218 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,580 Did you hear that? 219 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,431 Hear what's. -Good. 220 00:09:59,602 --> 00:10:00,751 221 00:10:00,856 --> 00:10:03,876 Alonzo, you've got to take Crystal off my hands. 222 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:06,756 Ben, I would love to help, but I got that guy coming for the photo op. 223 00:10:06,776 --> 00:10:08,636 And then Alice and I are going to Mexico. 224 00:10:08,666 --> 00:10:11,036 She already has a bathing suit on. Yeah, I know. 225 00:10:11,066 --> 00:10:13,196 She showed me. She showed everyone. 226 00:10:13,226 --> 00:10:15,396 Yeah, she's not a shy girl. 227 00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,156 Can you just take Crystal for half an hour 228 00:10:17,176 --> 00:10:19,236 so I can figure out something else for her to do. 229 00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:23,316 She's got this thing today where she wants to feel valued. 230 00:10:23,336 --> 00:10:26,426 Fine. Maybe she can help me take the picture. 231 00:10:26,456 --> 00:10:27,496 Great. 232 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:31,536 So what are you two going to do in Mexico? 233 00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:41,316 Okay, one more Crystal. I think we got it. 234 00:10:41,346 --> 00:10:42,516 Okay this time. 235 00:10:42,546 --> 00:10:46,276 No smiles, quiet, intensity, hopeful, but scared. 236 00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:49,956 Alonzo, give me a sense of effervescence. Don't show it to me. 237 00:10:49,986 --> 00:10:51,786 I want to see hidden effervescence. 238 00:10:51,816 --> 00:10:53,656 Ok, let's do this, people. 239 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,146 No, guys, it's getting sloppy. 240 00:10:58,176 --> 00:10:59,476 Come on, hold it together. 241 00:10:59,496 --> 00:11:01,066 Russell Jr. Really? 242 00:11:01,096 --> 00:11:03,676 I don't want to hold these good people up. Are you kidding? 243 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:07,256 It's not every day you get a chance to hang out with Alonzo post. 244 00:11:07,576 --> 00:11:09,676 It's been a thrill for me, too. Guys. 245 00:11:09,696 --> 00:11:11,476 What are you talking about? It doesn't have to end. 246 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,146 Take them to lunch. What? 247 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:16,516 No. I mean, I'd love to, but I have a thing. 248 00:11:16,546 --> 00:11:18,066 So maybe some other time. 249 00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:20,836 Lunch with Alonso Pope 250 00:11:20,866 --> 00:11:23,576 doesn't seem like he wants to sign. 251 00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:30,276 Okay, maybe for just a quick bite or a long one. 252 00:11:30,296 --> 00:11:31,376 Go 253 00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:35,676 enjoy your meal with an NBA hero. Mr. 254 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:36,896 Shod. 255 00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:41,616 Sunshine Center. 256 00:11:41,936 --> 00:11:43,816 Yeah, I don't know who that is. 257 00:11:45,776 --> 00:11:47,356 I know you took it. 258 00:11:47,386 --> 00:11:49,536 Tell me where my sweater is. 259 00:11:49,656 --> 00:11:51,796 What stupid red sweater? 260 00:11:51,816 --> 00:11:55,276 See, I told you they're fighting and there is a gun somewhere in this room. 261 00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:57,636 I'm not going on stage without my red sweater. 262 00:11:57,656 --> 00:11:58,396 Oh, no. 263 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:03,036 Who's going to impart the Homes Fund wisdom that a cornfield is like a team. 264 00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:05,236 It's a metaphor for working together. 265 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,316 It makes no sense. 266 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:08,116 Corn doesn't work together. 267 00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:09,676 I want my sweater. 268 00:12:09,706 --> 00:12:11,676 You know, I have this thing upstairs. 269 00:12:11,706 --> 00:12:13,636 It's a cable knit with a belt. 270 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,156 I think it would look really smart on you. 271 00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:19,396 Really? It sounds nice. It is nice. 272 00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:21,676 Is that sweater smell like Church, too? 273 00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:24,556 Because they won't wear it unless it smells like Church. 274 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:27,136 I will see what I can do. 275 00:12:27,336 --> 00:12:29,496 I'm going to see what I can do. 276 00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,916 Please, let's go to Cabo right now. 277 00:12:33,946 --> 00:12:36,076 I can't bend, made me babysit Crystal. 278 00:12:36,106 --> 00:12:38,596 And now I'm going to be here all day and night. 279 00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:40,956 Are you kidding me? Ben didn't want Crystal to screw up 280 00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:43,836 anything for him, so now we can't go on a trip. 281 00:12:43,856 --> 00:12:45,016 Crystal, 282 00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:48,196 have you seen Ben? Why did he ask you to babysit? Me, too? 283 00:12:48,216 --> 00:12:50,596 I'm not allowed to babysit in the state of California. 284 00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:51,316 I need to find him. 285 00:12:51,336 --> 00:12:53,466 The fire inspectors here the fire Inspector. 286 00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:54,756 I reported the fire. 287 00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:56,556 I thought it was just in a trash can. 288 00:12:56,586 --> 00:13:00,136 If you are going to report me, I'm going to report them. 289 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:07,196 Do you know how excited I was about this 290 00:13:07,226 --> 00:13:09,916 trip? Look, I'm wearing my bathing suit right now. 291 00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:11,236 Yeah, I know. You showed it to me. 292 00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:12,796 You showed it to everyone else, too. 293 00:13:12,816 --> 00:13:13,876 It's a weird thing to do. 294 00:13:13,906 --> 00:13:16,196 By the way, you're weird. That's good. 295 00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:18,716 Look, this was my anniversary, and you ruined it. 296 00:13:18,746 --> 00:13:21,466 And I wonder if you didn't do it on purpose once. 297 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:26,056 I would never do something like that. Would you do something like that to me? 298 00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:27,466 No. 299 00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:30,196 Well, then I am going to stop making this face. 300 00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:32,236 Pull it right back. Yeah, I think you should. 301 00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:36,316 Look, I'm sorry that I ruined your vacation, but I've got a million dollars 302 00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:40,196 of ticket sales riding on whether Coach Billy likes this weird 303 00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:45,076 belted sweater that I'm fairly sure is for a Husky woman. 304 00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:46,396 You're a Husky woman. 305 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,816 What is the matter with you. 306 00:13:50,176 --> 00:13:50,716 Heather? 307 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:54,116 Do you know where Crystal is? She's still with Alonso, right? 308 00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:57,136 She asked me not to tell you what she's doing or who she's with. 309 00:13:57,256 --> 00:13:59,036 Okay, let's make a deal. 310 00:13:59,056 --> 00:14:00,476 You tell me where Crystal is. 311 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,716 And remember how much you've always wanted to sketch me? 312 00:14:03,736 --> 00:14:05,156 Don't say it unless you mean it. 313 00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:09,476 I mean, it crystals with a fire Inspector. Oh, my God. 314 00:14:09,496 --> 00:14:12,476 Do you know what a tight ass that guy is? See you tonight. 315 00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:16,996 Bring two outfits, one sporty, one sophisticated, and not that. 316 00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:18,356 Oh, this is not mine. 317 00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:19,676 I would never. 318 00:14:19,696 --> 00:14:21,296 Not in this color. 319 00:14:22,816 --> 00:14:23,836 Well, there's no damage. 320 00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:25,556 The alarm and the sprinklers are still 321 00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:29,476 intact, and you seem to be in full compliance with fire and safety calls. 322 00:14:29,496 --> 00:14:31,516 Why does everything you say sounds dirty. 323 00:14:31,546 --> 00:14:34,156 Jeff, but we do have a problem. 324 00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:36,196 You missed your last inspection. 325 00:14:36,216 --> 00:14:38,756 Cut to the chase, fire man. What's it going to take? 326 00:14:38,776 --> 00:14:41,956 I hope you're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting. 327 00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:43,996 You do realize I can shut you down. 328 00:14:44,026 --> 00:14:48,076 You do realize I'm the most powerful woman in San Diego, right? 329 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,156 I had two mayors elected in the third in Peach. 330 00:14:50,176 --> 00:14:53,116 And I can tell you all their faults, politically and sexually. 331 00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:55,536 Jeff, How's it going? 332 00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:56,996 Is she hazing you? 333 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,756 She does that to all the big shots 334 00:14:58,776 --> 00:15:02,276 that come through the arena last year was the Dalai Lama. 335 00:15:02,306 --> 00:15:04,556 She lifted up his skirt, tickled his belly. 336 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,236 He really seemed to enjoy it. 337 00:15:06,266 --> 00:15:07,996 Benjamin, I have this. 338 00:15:08,026 --> 00:15:11,036 I appreciate how serious this is. 339 00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:13,676 Is there any way you can give us a one week extension? 340 00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:14,956 We will cooperate fully. 341 00:15:14,986 --> 00:15:16,856 Would that work for you 342 00:15:17,536 --> 00:15:19,936 one week? Jeff, you're the best. 343 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,596 That's a great time. By the way. 344 00:15:21,626 --> 00:15:22,876 Is it a clip on? 345 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:25,316 Is there a website or a fireman's catalog? 346 00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:26,396 He's gone. 347 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,556 Well, way to tag team. 348 00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:28,936 And partner 349 00:15:29,016 --> 00:15:30,656 Donnaman and Cohen. 350 00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:37,176 Or Cohen and Donna? 351 00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:45,996 It just doesn't feel right. 352 00:15:46,026 --> 00:15:47,916 No, it looks really good. 353 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,556 Falls nicely on your hips. Really? 354 00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,356 Well, that is my trouble spot. 355 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:55,636 Hey, everybody, it's almost Showtime. I need my coach. 356 00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:57,756 I need my general. I need my CEO. 357 00:15:57,776 --> 00:16:00,196 I am ready to go. My sweater. 358 00:16:00,216 --> 00:16:02,236 Where'd you get that easy, coach? 359 00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:06,076 Billy, take the 30 grand you're making night and buy yourself a new one. 360 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,516 Wait a minute. You're making 30? 361 00:16:07,546 --> 00:16:08,776 I'm making 25. 362 00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:09,876 25. 363 00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:12,436 I'm getting ten and a ride to the airport. 364 00:16:12,456 --> 00:16:15,016 You're getting a ride to the airport? 365 00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:24,176 Crystal, can I talk to you? 366 00:16:24,576 --> 00:16:26,036 I could have handled it. 367 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:29,596 He was going to shut us down. Can you stop doing that? 368 00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:31,276 It relaxes me. 369 00:16:31,306 --> 00:16:35,596 He made a fool of me today and not just in front of the fire Inspector all day long. 370 00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:38,116 You pawned me off and pretended to give me jobs. 371 00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:41,476 I came to you asking to do something real to be part of what you do. 372 00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:43,876 And this is how you treat me. Crystal, I'm sorry. 373 00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:45,476 My hands were full today. 374 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:48,596 It's one event we have, like, 50 events a year, 300. 375 00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:49,756 But go on. 376 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:54,196 At that breakfast meeting this morning, I felt like I had nothing to contribute. 377 00:16:54,216 --> 00:16:55,876 But those people were strangers. 378 00:16:55,896 --> 00:16:58,916 And now I find out you feel the same way. 379 00:16:58,946 --> 00:17:00,076 That is not true. 380 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,796 I do not feel that way. 381 00:17:01,826 --> 00:17:03,716 And yet I feel exactly that way. 382 00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:05,116 But I would never tell you that. 383 00:17:05,146 --> 00:17:07,156 And yet I did just tell you that. 384 00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:09,316 Can you please turn that off? 385 00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:11,236 Almost done. Oh, here. 386 00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:12,496 Read this. 387 00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:14,236 Something I want you to think about. 388 00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:17,616 The event is starting in five minutes. 389 00:17:19,336 --> 00:17:22,596 I don't have a lot of experience, but I promise I'll never let you down. 390 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:23,756 That's very nice. 391 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,216 But this is not on the job training. 392 00:17:29,936 --> 00:17:33,936 That was my application letter. 393 00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:37,556 Okay, everybody panic. 394 00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:39,176 We have been some trouble. 395 00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:41,956 I'm a clown. I'm a clown. 396 00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:43,556 Do you want to make this messy? 397 00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:46,216 Let's make this mess. 398 00:17:46,936 --> 00:17:49,436 Let's all calm down, gentlemen. 399 00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:51,956 Distinguished and very scary. 400 00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:57,936 Gentlemen, I know we have our issues, but please listen to me. 401 00:18:03,776 --> 00:18:07,236 This is our owner, Crystal Cohen, and I am confident 402 00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:13,016 that she can resolve our problems in a fair and equitable way for everyone. 403 00:18:13,736 --> 00:18:15,076 I won't let you down. 404 00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:16,156 Please don't let me down. 405 00:18:16,176 --> 00:18:17,556 Please don't let me down. 406 00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:18,936 Gentlemen, 407 00:18:19,856 --> 00:18:21,816 you three make me sick. 408 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:26,296 Allstar leadership event, my ass. 409 00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:29,476 They should call this the All Star crybaby event. 410 00:18:29,496 --> 00:18:31,516 Dixie Chicks tomorrow. Dixie Chicks tomorrow. 411 00:18:31,536 --> 00:18:34,036 In fact, why don't we just cancel this whole event right now? 412 00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:35,676 Fine with me. I don't need it. 413 00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:37,041 Neither do I. None of us do. 414 00:18:37,091 --> 00:18:39,391 I do. Do you know who does me? 415 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,851 They do. 416 00:18:41,571 --> 00:18:43,791 Those poor rudderless lambs out there. 417 00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,271 They don't know where they're going. 418 00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:47,911 Don't deprive them of your leadership. 419 00:18:47,941 --> 00:18:51,231 Don't deprive them of your amazing life stories. 420 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:54,611 Now, I've read all of your books, 421 00:18:56,331 --> 00:19:02,911 Michael, your description of a lonely boy growing up on a small farm in Iowa. 422 00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:05,911 Wow. You hooked this reader on page one. 423 00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:09,281 Jen, your acknowledgement page alone taught me 424 00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:12,511 more about leadership than eight volumes of Winston Churchill's Rambling? 425 00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:14,021 Snooze fest. 426 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,121 coach, Billy. 427 00:19:16,151 --> 00:19:18,511 All I needed was to see your face on your cover. 428 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:21,591 And you could lead me anywhere you wanted me to go. 429 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:22,841 In fact, gentlemen, 430 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:26,181 I can't decide which one of you I want to climb on top of first. 431 00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:41,861 But working together. 432 00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:44,671 Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense at all. 433 00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:46,881 But I have to give you credit, partner. 434 00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:48,311 You made all of this happen. 435 00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:52,741 I did, didn't I? Even though it may be the most boring event we've ever had. 436 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:57,561 Crystal about today, then. Thank you. 437 00:19:57,591 --> 00:19:59,521 It was very sweet what you did. 438 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:02,281 I know I can be a bit of a. What's the word? 439 00:20:02,311 --> 00:20:04,441 I am willing to sit in silence forever 440 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,391 until you come up with it on your own handful. 441 00:20:07,421 --> 00:20:09,801 There you go. But you trusted me. 442 00:20:09,831 --> 00:20:11,121 That means a lot. 443 00:20:11,141 --> 00:20:12,361 And I learned something today. 444 00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:16,581 Benjamin, it's nice to be useful, but I miss being Queen. 445 00:20:16,701 --> 00:20:20,271 Well, Your Highness, I have a rather large favor to ask of you. 446 00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:23,401 I'm afraid I have more to make up for. 447 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,701 Where is your Royal plane? 448 00:20:29,581 --> 00:20:32,081 Good evening. And welcome to Crystal Air. 449 00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:37,241 Your flight time to Cabo San Lucas will be 1 hour and 45 minutes. 450 00:20:37,271 --> 00:20:40,701 Hey, happy six month anniversary. 451 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:46,881 Please. Is there anyone left to tell you 452 00:20:46,901 --> 00:20:48,991 on a private plane? Act like you've been here before. 453 00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:52,221 No. I want to send Ben a thank you for making this happen. 454 00:21:03,581 --> 00:21:09,861 Well, I'm glad I arranged that you moved. 455 00:21:10,221 --> 00:21:11,301 Now we have to start all over again.