1 00:00:16,336 --> 00:00:20,048 Tonight, a 60 Minutes exclusive. 2 00:00:20,131 --> 00:00:22,800 Ten years ago, no one on Earth was aware 3 00:00:22,884 --> 00:00:24,844 we were already under the protection 4 00:00:24,927 --> 00:00:28,389 of someone calling himself Green Lantern. 5 00:00:28,431 --> 00:00:31,726 Then, without warning, he made himself known, 6 00:00:31,809 --> 00:00:36,356 dramatically stopping a meteor from devastating Victoria Falls. 7 00:00:36,439 --> 00:00:39,150 Or, at least, he made himself partially known. 8 00:00:40,443 --> 00:00:44,030 Here now, we bring you the first ever heart-to-heart 9 00:00:44,113 --> 00:00:45,490 with a superhero. 10 00:00:46,616 --> 00:00:48,076 Are you nervous? 11 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:49,410 I don't get nervous. 12 00:00:49,452 --> 00:00:51,704 - Part of the job description. - Of course. 13 00:00:51,788 --> 00:00:53,247 Excited. 14 00:00:53,289 --> 00:00:55,500 In that case, who are you? 15 00:00:57,126 --> 00:00:58,628 I'm Hal Jordan. 16 00:00:59,837 --> 00:01:00,922 Damn it, Marcus! 17 00:01:01,005 --> 00:01:02,298 You're gonna get us all in trouble. 18 00:01:02,382 --> 00:01:04,425 Just watch the window! 19 00:01:07,637 --> 00:01:09,639 So, what do you want the world 20 00:01:09,722 --> 00:01:11,557 to know about you? 21 00:01:11,641 --> 00:01:13,601 I'm an Air Force veteran. 22 00:01:13,643 --> 00:01:15,144 I'm a former test pilot. 23 00:01:16,187 --> 00:01:17,188 And really... 24 00:01:21,526 --> 00:01:23,277 just that I'm a regular person. 25 00:01:24,112 --> 00:01:25,488 Like you. 26 00:01:25,571 --> 00:01:26,948 Except that you're also 27 00:01:26,989 --> 00:01:29,659 Earth's first Green Lantern. 28 00:01:29,742 --> 00:01:31,828 There is that, too. 29 00:01:31,911 --> 00:01:32,995 In many ways, 30 00:01:33,079 --> 00:01:36,708 Hal Jordan was born for the role he would eventually play. 31 00:01:36,791 --> 00:01:39,001 His father was a decorated test pilot 32 00:01:39,085 --> 00:01:42,338 who died tragically in a crash when Hal was just eight. 33 00:01:43,881 --> 00:01:46,050 Hal continued to follow in his father's footsteps... 34 00:01:46,134 --> 00:01:48,636 Shit, shit, shit! He's home! 35 00:01:48,678 --> 00:01:51,013 Damn it! Come on, John, turn the TV off! 36 00:01:51,097 --> 00:01:53,474 Well, I'm the only one here. 37 00:01:53,558 --> 00:01:55,143 But we're like beat cops. 38 00:01:55,226 --> 00:01:56,686 - Only each one of us... - Turn it off! 39 00:01:56,769 --> 00:01:58,771 ...has a chunk of the galaxy. 40 00:01:58,855 --> 00:02:01,107 And how are you chosen for this chunk? 41 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:02,483 - Is there a test? - John! 42 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:05,987 {\an1}- Come on, turn the TV off! - It's only one question. 43 00:02:06,070 --> 00:02:07,363 We're so dead. 44 00:02:07,447 --> 00:02:08,698 "Are you afraid?" 45 00:02:09,949 --> 00:02:11,868 And you said no. 46 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:14,162 I did. 47 00:02:14,245 --> 00:02:18,583 Every kid's worst fear is losing a parent. 48 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:21,210 Once that happens... 49 00:02:24,505 --> 00:02:26,132 there is nothing to fear anymore. 50 00:02:47,403 --> 00:02:48,946 So you gonna tell me his real name? 51 00:02:51,824 --> 00:02:53,242 Hal something. 52 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:54,786 Hal? 53 00:02:55,328 --> 00:02:56,454 Yes, sir. 54 00:02:59,957 --> 00:03:02,043 Outside. Now. 55 00:03:27,944 --> 00:03:29,320 Are you afraid? 56 00:03:30,696 --> 00:03:31,823 No, sir! 57 00:04:00,476 --> 00:04:01,686 Let's go get a burger. 58 00:04:23,457 --> 00:04:24,375 Shit. 59 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,666 I'm late. 60 00:05:08,044 --> 00:05:08,920 Yes, sir. 61 00:05:10,421 --> 00:05:12,340 You're not gonna say anything? 62 00:05:30,942 --> 00:05:32,193 You sure you're not mad? 63 00:05:32,234 --> 00:05:34,987 - No, sir. - Me, I'd be pissed off. 64 00:05:35,029 --> 00:05:36,989 Disappearing for two weeks, 65 00:05:37,031 --> 00:05:40,409 no explanation, show up hungover, and late. 66 00:05:41,869 --> 00:05:43,663 Come on, you gotta be a little angry. 67 00:05:43,746 --> 00:05:44,622 No, sir. 68 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:47,708 Mildly perturbed? 69 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:49,335 No, sir. 70 00:05:49,418 --> 00:05:51,379 How come it is every time you say "sir," 71 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:53,255 it sounds more and more like, "Fuck you"? 72 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:54,882 I have no idea. 73 00:05:55,466 --> 00:05:56,717 Sir. 74 00:05:59,762 --> 00:06:01,973 You must be wondering where I was? 75 00:06:02,056 --> 00:06:04,892 - You ever heard of Pharon 4? - Well, we're in training. 76 00:06:04,976 --> 00:06:06,519 We haven't gone off-planet yet. 77 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,063 Yeah, yeah, that's right. It's a shithole of a planet 78 00:06:09,146 --> 00:06:10,731 that was on the verge of civil war. 79 00:06:10,773 --> 00:06:12,858 The point is, if I'm hungover, 80 00:06:12,942 --> 00:06:15,319 it's only because I was celebrating the new peace. 81 00:06:15,403 --> 00:06:16,612 So, how'd you manage it? 82 00:06:16,696 --> 00:06:18,739 A little bit of diplomacy, a little punching, 83 00:06:18,781 --> 00:06:19,740 you know the drill. 84 00:06:19,824 --> 00:06:21,450 Actually, I don't, sir. That's the point. 85 00:06:21,534 --> 00:06:23,411 Well, you got all the time in the world. 86 00:06:23,494 --> 00:06:24,620 With all due respect, 87 00:06:24,704 --> 00:06:26,998 we've been doing this, what, two months? 88 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:30,251 And I haven't even worn the ring yet. 89 00:06:30,334 --> 00:06:32,378 Don't get hung up on the jewelry, Junior. 90 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:33,838 You'll wear it when it chooses you. 91 00:06:33,921 --> 00:06:36,340 I thought the point was that the Guardians chose me. 92 00:06:36,424 --> 00:06:38,175 - That's all. - The big blue bosses 93 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:39,468 may think that you're hot shit, 94 00:06:39,552 --> 00:06:42,263 but you're just a fucking substitute teacher, Junior. 95 00:06:42,346 --> 00:06:43,931 You're not ready to get up in front of the class 96 00:06:43,973 --> 00:06:45,266 until the ring says you are. 97 00:06:54,191 --> 00:06:55,151 Here. 98 00:06:55,693 --> 00:06:56,944 You wanna take it? 99 00:06:57,695 --> 00:06:58,571 Is that a test? 100 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:04,452 There's a taco stand up the road about three miles. 101 00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:05,786 I'll meet you there. 102 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:48,204 - Hello? - Dad, he tried to kill me. 103 00:07:48,287 --> 00:07:50,915 We was on our way to a flying lesson, and he... 104 00:07:50,998 --> 00:07:52,958 Jordan just tried to fucking kill me. 105 00:07:53,042 --> 00:07:54,502 He can't kill you. 106 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:56,087 He's just trying to put you on tilt. 107 00:07:56,712 --> 00:07:58,005 I'm not on fucking tilt. 108 00:07:58,089 --> 00:07:59,298 Then he's testing you. 109 00:07:59,381 --> 00:08:00,674 They're allowed to have tantrums. 110 00:08:00,716 --> 00:08:04,178 We're not. So breathe in, button down, and bottle up. 111 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:06,347 You need to be cool. Can you be cool, son? 112 00:08:06,388 --> 00:08:09,016 - Yes, sir. I can be cool. - Good. 113 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:12,019 {\an1}- You want this, right? - Of course, I want this. 114 00:08:12,103 --> 00:08:13,437 Just stay the course 115 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:14,855 and this job is yours. 116 00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:18,025 Yeah, well... 117 00:08:28,285 --> 00:08:29,245 Shit. 118 00:08:29,745 --> 00:08:31,205 Am I dead? 119 00:08:31,247 --> 00:08:32,915 - What? - You're wearing my ring. 120 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:34,959 Is that supposed to be funny? 121 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:38,587 Hey, did I do something to piss you off? 122 00:08:38,671 --> 00:08:40,047 'Cause if I did, I'm sorry. 123 00:08:40,131 --> 00:08:42,424 You? Hal Jordan? Sorry? 124 00:08:42,508 --> 00:08:44,176 That's right. 125 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,511 I must have a concussion. 126 00:08:46,262 --> 00:08:48,722 Wait a sec. Wait a sec. 127 00:08:48,764 --> 00:08:50,516 Let's start at the beginning. 128 00:08:51,475 --> 00:08:53,352 Who are you and why are you wearing my ring? 129 00:08:53,435 --> 00:08:55,437 I'm John Stewart, your trainee. 130 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:58,357 Lanterns don't have trainees from their own sector. 131 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,567 They do now. 132 00:09:00,943 --> 00:09:02,278 What year is it? 133 00:09:02,945 --> 00:09:04,196 2016. 134 00:09:05,114 --> 00:09:06,115 Holy... 135 00:09:07,491 --> 00:09:09,618 You want to tell me what you think is going on? 136 00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:12,079 I'm a backup of Hal Jordan's consciousness, 137 00:09:12,163 --> 00:09:13,581 combined with the sentience of the ring, 138 00:09:13,622 --> 00:09:15,040 I'm here to give myself a message. 139 00:09:15,124 --> 00:09:16,083 So you are Hal? 140 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:18,127 No. Yes. Mostly. Ish. 141 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:21,172 Well, it's like when you store yourself in the cloud, 142 00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:22,423 only every once in a while, 143 00:09:22,464 --> 00:09:24,133 when you're needed in the real world, you... 144 00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:27,678 Lanterns, they're required to be uploaded weekly, 145 00:09:27,761 --> 00:09:30,556 for posterity's sake, in case something happens to us. 146 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:35,186 I should have taught you this. 147 00:09:36,812 --> 00:09:38,397 I thought I was training you. 148 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,107 Yeah, I thought so, too. 149 00:09:40,149 --> 00:09:41,984 When were you last backed up? 150 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:45,446 Evidently, ten years ago. Listen, I need to find myself. 151 00:09:45,487 --> 00:09:47,198 - Where am I? - Oh, you're three miles 152 00:09:47,281 --> 00:09:49,158 up the street eating tacos. 153 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:50,993 Oh, good. You can fly us there, then. 154 00:09:52,828 --> 00:09:54,246 I... I haven't... 155 00:09:55,372 --> 00:09:57,082 taught you how to fly yet, have I? 156 00:10:01,545 --> 00:10:02,838 I'll tell you what. 157 00:10:02,922 --> 00:10:06,050 You tell me what you want me to tell you. 158 00:10:08,052 --> 00:10:08,928 Do I trust you? 159 00:10:10,137 --> 00:10:12,431 I mean, you know, we, uh... 160 00:10:12,514 --> 00:10:13,807 You know, we get along? 161 00:10:14,725 --> 00:10:16,018 We get along great. 162 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:22,691 There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska. 163 00:10:25,402 --> 00:10:26,570 That's it? 164 00:10:26,654 --> 00:10:27,821 Well, I'll know what I mean. 165 00:10:27,863 --> 00:10:28,906 Hm. 166 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:42,002 Hey, it's Green Lantern! 167 00:10:43,337 --> 00:10:45,172 - You're a legend, man. - Thank you. 168 00:10:45,256 --> 00:10:47,007 Yes, I want a selfie! 169 00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:49,176 Let the man breathe! 170 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:50,511 It's not a petting zoo. 171 00:10:50,594 --> 00:10:52,096 Come on. 172 00:10:52,179 --> 00:10:54,056 I'll bring your food to your table, Mr. Jordan. 173 00:10:54,139 --> 00:10:56,016 Thank you very much. Thank you. 174 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,893 - All right, guys. - Thanks very much. Thanks. 175 00:11:01,146 --> 00:11:03,065 Um, um, I'm... 176 00:11:03,148 --> 00:11:05,317 Do you think that my daughter could maybe... 177 00:11:05,401 --> 00:11:07,736 Absolutely. Come here. Come on. Come here. 178 00:11:08,237 --> 00:11:09,363 There we go. 179 00:11:09,405 --> 00:11:11,365 Okay. 180 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:13,117 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 181 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,829 - She misses the suit. - I didn't say that. 182 00:11:16,912 --> 00:11:19,665 Tell your mom I still wear it on special occasions. 183 00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:21,834 Yeah. 184 00:11:40,477 --> 00:11:41,812 I could have fucking died. 185 00:11:41,895 --> 00:11:43,856 You want me to train you, I'm training you. 186 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:48,110 How'd you save yourself? 187 00:11:48,193 --> 00:11:49,778 What'd you make with the ring? 188 00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:52,239 Bubble wrap. 189 00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:56,327 - Oh, you're a genius. - Yeah. 190 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,245 Dessert's on the house. 191 00:11:58,287 --> 00:12:00,581 Well, thank you very much. 192 00:12:00,664 --> 00:12:03,625 Can I ask why only on special occasions? 193 00:12:06,628 --> 00:12:08,088 It's like when you're young and eager 194 00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:10,174 and you like to prove yourself, so you wear a tie 195 00:12:10,257 --> 00:12:12,426 so people will take you seriously. 196 00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:14,636 But when you get older and wiser... 197 00:12:17,264 --> 00:12:19,516 you realize ties are a pain in the ass. 198 00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:21,810 Ah. 199 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:24,438 - Good one. - Hmm. 200 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,273 Yeah. Good one. 201 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,485 Give me my ring. 202 00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:37,242 You sent yourself a message, by the way. 203 00:12:38,327 --> 00:12:40,162 - What are you talking about? - The ring. 204 00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:42,164 Your backup consciousness. 205 00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:43,916 You were a lot nicer ten years ago. 206 00:12:43,999 --> 00:12:44,917 What did I say? 207 00:12:45,876 --> 00:12:48,003 There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska. 208 00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:49,880 Pay the check. 209 00:12:57,388 --> 00:13:00,682 Motherfucker. 210 00:13:55,404 --> 00:13:57,823 Sorry, no one's allowed in. 211 00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,992 Really? It seems like the whole town's in there. 212 00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:02,744 Oh, come on. That's enough, don't you think? 213 00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:05,873 John Stewart. 214 00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:07,875 I'm with Hal Jordan. We're partners. 215 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,711 I thought there was only one Green Lantern. 216 00:14:10,794 --> 00:14:12,171 Well, technically, I'm in training. 217 00:14:12,254 --> 00:14:14,214 Hmm, so like a sidekick? 218 00:14:19,094 --> 00:14:20,554 Why don't you just make the call? 219 00:14:24,057 --> 00:14:25,601 Hey, boss. 220 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:28,312 There's another one. 221 00:14:29,938 --> 00:14:32,232 You fucking kidding me? 222 00:14:32,274 --> 00:14:34,735 Tell him to stay on the fucking sidelines 223 00:14:34,818 --> 00:14:36,361 with that other fucking shithead. 224 00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:40,240 Yes, ma'am. 225 00:14:44,536 --> 00:14:45,787 What's the word? 226 00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:50,125 Stay off the field. 227 00:15:09,937 --> 00:15:11,647 You ditched me. 228 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:14,358 I was testing you, seeing if you had it in you 229 00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:15,943 to get yourself here on your own. 230 00:15:16,026 --> 00:15:18,028 You've been here six hours, 231 00:15:18,111 --> 00:15:20,280 so why are they still processing the scene? 232 00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:23,617 Uh, emergency services from two different counties. 233 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,537 They're interviewing witnesses, escorting them out 10 at a time. 234 00:15:27,955 --> 00:15:29,998 It's a decidedly small-town pace. 235 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,043 I don't get it. You flew all the way here 236 00:15:33,126 --> 00:15:34,670 just to ride the bench. 237 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:39,883 The answer to that mystery is heading right to you. 238 00:15:41,218 --> 00:15:43,595 Hey, Sheriff, uh, uh... 239 00:15:43,637 --> 00:15:45,764 Kane. It... Uh, John Stewart. 240 00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:48,809 Kerry. 241 00:15:48,892 --> 00:15:53,313 - John. Training under Hal. - What an honor. 242 00:15:53,355 --> 00:15:55,190 'Cause it was certainly an honor to meet him 243 00:15:55,274 --> 00:15:57,025 when he arrived. 244 00:15:57,109 --> 00:15:59,820 - You don't have jurisdiction. - She's about to tell you we don't have jurisdiction. 245 00:15:59,903 --> 00:16:01,154 - You don't. - I will. 246 00:16:01,196 --> 00:16:03,824 I can't do this again. 247 00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:07,411 Look, you're a big shot. Noted. But your jurisdiction 248 00:16:07,494 --> 00:16:10,122 only covers extraterrestrial events. 249 00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:13,250 This... This is pretty much the definition of terrestrial. 250 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,002 These victims are going to end up being aliens. 251 00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:16,670 - Based on what? - I have a feeling. 252 00:16:16,753 --> 00:16:18,171 He has a feeling. 253 00:16:18,213 --> 00:16:20,215 I have a very strong feeling. 254 00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:22,718 Well, then, by all means, the scene is yours. 255 00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:28,515 Well, it seems kind of mellow for a mass shooting, 256 00:16:28,557 --> 00:16:29,683 don't you think? 257 00:16:30,892 --> 00:16:32,185 They're in shock. 258 00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:34,855 Or nobody knows the victims. 259 00:16:34,938 --> 00:16:37,649 Does anybody seem extra upset to you down there? 260 00:16:40,777 --> 00:16:42,946 You see anybody standing with the bodies? 261 00:16:43,989 --> 00:16:45,407 Say it with me now. 262 00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:47,242 Aliens. 263 00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:51,538 Look, I know you think you're helping, 264 00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:53,874 but you need to trust me. 265 00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:56,668 These people are my friends. They're my neighbors. 266 00:16:56,752 --> 00:17:00,005 They understand your job. They know we're not alone. 267 00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:02,424 There's a difference between hearing that on CNN 268 00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:04,176 and seeing it up close. 269 00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:06,178 If it ends up being the case, we'll deal with it. 270 00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:09,681 But until then, I'm trying to keep the scene calm. 271 00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:14,353 So if you could do me a favor, keep away from the news vans. 272 00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:17,856 It was nice to meet you. 273 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:21,443 Now, if you'll both kindly stay the fuck out of my way. 274 00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,953 She's something incredible, isn't she? 275 00:17:32,037 --> 00:17:33,538 I think she hates your guts. 276 00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:37,709 Yeah, but it's the way she hates them. 277 00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,007 So, what's going on here? 278 00:17:44,091 --> 00:17:46,468 Well, if I'm not mistaken... 279 00:17:48,345 --> 00:17:49,680 Why don't you tell me? 280 00:17:53,558 --> 00:17:54,768 Looks to me like 281 00:17:54,851 --> 00:17:57,646 Rushville scored a game-winning field goal. 282 00:18:00,315 --> 00:18:02,317 Kicking block is still out there. 283 00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:04,736 Fence is broken. 284 00:18:04,778 --> 00:18:07,447 My guess is home fans rushed the field. 285 00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:09,116 This being a rivalry, 286 00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:11,785 a few visitor fans wander onto the field. 287 00:18:11,868 --> 00:18:14,496 This being Nebraska, more than a few are carrying. 288 00:18:15,706 --> 00:18:18,458 You got four dead, all in visitor sweatshirts. 289 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,419 And still none of this explains 290 00:18:20,502 --> 00:18:23,588 why you think it has anything to do with aliens. 291 00:18:27,718 --> 00:18:28,927 You know, I've been doing this job 292 00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:30,095 since you were a baby. 293 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,222 I'm the only person on this whole goddamn planet 294 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:33,765 that's ever done this job. 295 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:36,476 I say I got a fucking feeling, I got a fucking feeling, Junior. 296 00:18:36,518 --> 00:18:39,062 "There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska." 297 00:18:39,146 --> 00:18:41,273 You've been monitoring this exact spot. 298 00:18:41,356 --> 00:18:42,941 "Hail" obviously means aliens. 299 00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:45,736 Christ, they even sound the fucking same. 300 00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:47,988 So we both know this is more than just a feeling. 301 00:18:48,071 --> 00:18:49,364 - Do we? - Yeah, we do. 302 00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:52,451 Here's all you need to know. 303 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:54,536 - Hmm. - This is my job. 304 00:18:54,619 --> 00:18:57,456 As long as I'm alive, that ain't changing. 305 00:18:57,497 --> 00:18:59,708 And I don't plan on dying anytime soon, 306 00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:02,169 so why don't you do yourself a big favor 307 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,546 and take a nice long, deep breath, Junior? 308 00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:15,974 Fuck. 309 00:19:17,184 --> 00:19:19,519 I think one of them is still here. 310 00:19:19,561 --> 00:19:21,188 Yeah, the one in the short-sleeved shirt. 311 00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:22,606 Been clocking him since I got here, 312 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,149 trying to figure out why he didn't bolt, 313 00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:25,525 what he still wants here. 314 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,277 You told the sheriff? 315 00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,696 Of course not. 316 00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,239 But it's her crime scene. 317 00:19:32,491 --> 00:19:34,785 That's how you'd play this if you had the ring? 318 00:19:34,868 --> 00:19:35,911 Yeah. 319 00:19:35,994 --> 00:19:37,496 I respect the chain of command. 320 00:19:40,415 --> 00:19:43,043 Well, by all means, go respect it. 321 00:19:50,675 --> 00:19:51,927 Would you excuse me? 322 00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:56,556 Hey, shithead. 323 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,810 What part of stay the fuck away, was confusing? 324 00:19:59,893 --> 00:20:01,061 There's something you need to see. 325 00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:02,312 If you're about to tell me 326 00:20:02,395 --> 00:20:04,064 about the redneck in the short sleeves 327 00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:05,524 who ditched his only warm clothes 328 00:20:05,607 --> 00:20:07,567 so we wouldn't put him with the other victims, 329 00:20:07,651 --> 00:20:09,778 I'm trying to make sure he doesn't get spooked 330 00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:12,364 and start shooting the place up like his dead friends. 331 00:20:15,784 --> 00:20:17,202 I just fucked up, didn't I? 332 00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:18,954 I suspect you did. 333 00:20:28,004 --> 00:20:29,130 Fuck. 334 00:21:50,754 --> 00:21:53,340 You got him? 335 00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:54,674 Sure. 336 00:22:01,681 --> 00:22:04,476 - I need to interrogate him. - Like fucking hell you do. 337 00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:09,731 Hi. 338 00:22:09,814 --> 00:22:11,816 - Yeah. - You thirsty? 339 00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:44,766 Howdy, fellas. 340 00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:53,358 Hey, can I have another, another, and another? 341 00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:54,484 Sure thing. 342 00:22:55,944 --> 00:22:58,238 Did you just use that ring to counterfeit money? 343 00:22:58,321 --> 00:23:01,408 No. I manifested money with the power of my will. 344 00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:03,201 Oh, wow. But you couldn't manifest 345 00:23:03,284 --> 00:23:04,869 something for the guy I was chasing. 346 00:23:04,953 --> 00:23:06,287 Got it. 347 00:23:06,371 --> 00:23:08,123 This ring is a dangerous weapon. 348 00:23:09,124 --> 00:23:10,250 When and if to use it, 349 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,210 that's the whole ball game, Junior. 350 00:23:14,379 --> 00:23:16,297 Tell me how you got it, the ring. 351 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,008 You know how I got it. 352 00:23:18,091 --> 00:23:20,927 Yeah, but I mean, what I know can't be true, right? 353 00:23:20,969 --> 00:23:22,387 Well, I got it the old-fashioned way. 354 00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:23,763 I sure as hell didn't interview for it. 355 00:23:23,847 --> 00:23:25,473 Oh, well, shit, maybe you should have. 356 00:23:27,142 --> 00:23:28,268 I mean, power like that, 357 00:23:28,309 --> 00:23:29,602 shouldn't you have to work for it, 358 00:23:29,644 --> 00:23:30,979 excel, prove yourself, 359 00:23:31,062 --> 00:23:33,648 instead of just getting randomly selected? 360 00:23:33,732 --> 00:23:35,692 Why do you give a shit how I got my ring? 361 00:23:35,775 --> 00:23:38,653 Because I think that's why we're in goddamn Nebraska. 362 00:23:41,614 --> 00:23:44,034 I was a couple years into being a test pilot. 363 00:23:44,117 --> 00:23:45,410 You know, middle of the night, 364 00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:46,953 I'm sleeping off about nine too many, 365 00:23:47,037 --> 00:23:48,580 still had my boots and jeans on. 366 00:23:50,665 --> 00:23:52,876 All of a sudden, my room starts to vibrate. 367 00:23:54,419 --> 00:23:56,087 I open my eyes, 368 00:23:56,171 --> 00:23:57,922 and I'm in a big fucking bubble. 369 00:23:58,006 --> 00:24:00,425 A big fucking green bubble. 370 00:24:00,508 --> 00:24:02,844 This green bubble floats me up out of bed. 371 00:24:02,927 --> 00:24:04,304 Next thing I know, there's a voice 372 00:24:04,387 --> 00:24:05,805 running through my entire body, 373 00:24:05,889 --> 00:24:07,724 bones, teeth, heart, the whole deal. 374 00:24:08,224 --> 00:24:09,434 And it says to me... 375 00:24:11,436 --> 00:24:12,771 "Are you afraid?" 376 00:24:14,022 --> 00:24:15,231 I say, "No. 377 00:24:16,441 --> 00:24:17,942 I'm not afraid." 378 00:24:18,026 --> 00:24:19,194 Wham! 379 00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:21,488 Yanks me out the window across the sky 380 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:22,739 like a fish getting reeled in. 381 00:24:22,822 --> 00:24:24,866 Couple hundred miles in about ten seconds. 382 00:24:24,949 --> 00:24:27,035 I fly fighter jets. 383 00:24:27,118 --> 00:24:29,120 I have an excellent sense of airspeed and bearing. 384 00:24:29,204 --> 00:24:30,330 That's how I know exactly 385 00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,207 where that green bubble set me down. 386 00:24:32,749 --> 00:24:33,833 Nebraska. 387 00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:36,503 Not more than 20 miles from where we sit right now. 388 00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:39,339 Which is middle of fucking nowhere. 389 00:24:39,422 --> 00:24:41,841 Thus, an excellent place to crash a spaceship. 390 00:24:44,677 --> 00:24:45,720 There he was. 391 00:24:46,429 --> 00:24:47,430 Right in front of me. 392 00:24:47,972 --> 00:24:48,890 The pilot. 393 00:24:49,849 --> 00:24:51,476 Bonafide fucking alien. 394 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:54,521 Pink and bald, coughing up glow-in-the-dark blood. 395 00:24:54,562 --> 00:24:56,940 It was pretty fucking intense. 396 00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,407 Hey, you think you're funny? 397 00:25:07,283 --> 00:25:09,202 So Pinko starts talking. 398 00:25:09,285 --> 00:25:10,954 And it comes out all clicks and gurgles. 399 00:25:11,037 --> 00:25:12,372 He's dying. 400 00:25:13,706 --> 00:25:16,084 And he gives me his ring. This ring. 401 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,545 And when I put it on, 402 00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:21,005 I can understand every fucking word he says. 403 00:25:22,757 --> 00:25:25,301 "My name is Abin Sur, 404 00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:28,513 responsible for maintaining the peace and sovereignty 405 00:25:29,347 --> 00:25:30,974 of Sector 2814. 406 00:25:33,059 --> 00:25:35,895 And this responsibility is now yours, 407 00:25:35,937 --> 00:25:38,606 as the ring has chosen you to be my successor." 408 00:25:40,358 --> 00:25:42,402 Now, fuck, did I know what sovereignty meant? 409 00:25:42,485 --> 00:25:45,446 Hell no, I didn't. And then he said two more words, 410 00:25:46,156 --> 00:25:47,866 his last words. 411 00:25:47,949 --> 00:25:49,367 And he kind of whispered 'em, 412 00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:51,536 so I'm never really sure whether he said "Good luck" 413 00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:53,163 or "Ah, fuck." 414 00:25:53,246 --> 00:25:55,790 Anyway, it turns out Earth's way off grid, 415 00:25:55,874 --> 00:25:59,043 out of their jurisdiction. Galactic fucking backwater. 416 00:25:59,127 --> 00:26:01,629 A human getting a ring, isn't it a fucking fluke? 417 00:26:03,715 --> 00:26:05,758 The big, blue bosses, they'd never wanted any Lantern 418 00:26:05,842 --> 00:26:07,552 coming near our little shithole planet. 419 00:26:08,803 --> 00:26:10,889 And that's why my gut always told me 420 00:26:10,972 --> 00:26:13,224 that crash was no accident. 421 00:26:13,266 --> 00:26:15,852 When it says there's a shitstorm en route, 422 00:26:15,935 --> 00:26:17,312 I make sure there's a lookout 423 00:26:17,395 --> 00:26:19,105 to tell me when it's fucking coming. 424 00:26:19,189 --> 00:26:20,648 The Halogram. 425 00:26:22,483 --> 00:26:24,235 Halogram. That's clever. 426 00:26:24,319 --> 00:26:25,320 Hmm. Thank you. 427 00:26:25,403 --> 00:26:27,197 Hm. It's not that clever. 428 00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:32,327 Hey, Jordan! Ass-face! 429 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,204 You ignoring me? 430 00:26:34,287 --> 00:26:36,831 So help me God, if that song plays one more time, 431 00:26:36,915 --> 00:26:39,250 I'm gonna put you inside that fucking jukebox! 432 00:26:41,794 --> 00:26:43,630 Hal, I think he's talking to you. 433 00:26:43,671 --> 00:26:44,756 Yeah, I hear him. 434 00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:46,507 You want to fight? 435 00:26:48,051 --> 00:26:49,719 You want to go to jail. 436 00:26:51,346 --> 00:26:54,349 You want to go to jail so you can talk to that guy 437 00:26:54,432 --> 00:26:55,850 that Mrs. Sheriff doesn't want you to talk to. 438 00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:57,018 Not guy. 439 00:26:57,852 --> 00:27:00,146 - Alien. - This is a stupid plan. 440 00:27:00,188 --> 00:27:02,357 - I've had stupider. - That I do not doubt. 441 00:27:06,110 --> 00:27:07,946 All right. Here we go. 442 00:27:14,118 --> 00:27:15,995 Look, uh, it's gonna look 443 00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:17,705 like they're really kicking the shit out of me, 444 00:27:17,789 --> 00:27:19,165 so you're gonna be tempted to jump in, 445 00:27:19,207 --> 00:27:20,541 but I need you to stay right here. 446 00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:21,876 Will do. You got it. 447 00:27:25,171 --> 00:27:26,381 Thanks. 448 00:27:32,762 --> 00:27:34,264 Hey, fellas. 449 00:27:35,265 --> 00:27:37,350 Tell me something, would you? 450 00:27:37,392 --> 00:27:40,103 What the fuck is your problem with roller skates? 451 00:27:40,186 --> 00:27:42,438 Look, pretty boy. Show me what you got. 452 00:27:42,522 --> 00:27:44,399 Oh, my. You look like my sister. 453 00:27:44,482 --> 00:27:45,566 God bless ya. Now what? 454 00:27:45,650 --> 00:27:47,026 What the fuck are you talking about? 455 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:48,403 You gonna say yes? 456 00:27:49,779 --> 00:27:52,365 He didn't get down on one knee, but a ring's a ring. 457 00:27:53,825 --> 00:27:56,202 No, I don't think he wants me to have this ring. 458 00:27:56,286 --> 00:27:58,037 Ever. 459 00:27:58,121 --> 00:28:00,790 - But he gave it to you. - I reckon he's testing me. 460 00:28:00,873 --> 00:28:02,083 Testing you how? 461 00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:08,756 Who gives a shit? 462 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,591 Come on, bring it on. 463 00:28:10,675 --> 00:28:11,884 What are you drinking, stranger? 464 00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:12,885 Coke. 465 00:28:12,969 --> 00:28:14,554 - Coke and what? - Coke and Coke. 466 00:28:14,637 --> 00:28:16,222 Don't tell me you're a teetotaler. 467 00:28:16,306 --> 00:28:17,265 No, I'm just... 468 00:28:17,348 --> 00:28:18,933 I'm just on the job. 469 00:28:19,017 --> 00:28:20,601 Being a space cop. 470 00:28:22,687 --> 00:28:24,314 Who told you I was a space cop? 471 00:28:25,231 --> 00:28:26,691 I mean, your partner is one. 472 00:28:27,358 --> 00:28:28,818 Figured you are too. 473 00:28:28,901 --> 00:28:31,529 Uh, he's not my partner. I'm his trainee. 474 00:28:33,531 --> 00:28:35,158 How many trainees does he have? 475 00:28:35,241 --> 00:28:37,410 - Just me. - Why'd he pick you? 476 00:28:37,493 --> 00:28:39,203 He didn't. Our bosses did. 477 00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:43,374 Space cops have bosses? 478 00:28:45,251 --> 00:28:48,504 Come on, ev... everybody's got bosses, you know? 479 00:28:51,883 --> 00:28:54,010 So, once you're trained, 480 00:28:54,093 --> 00:28:56,679 then you're an official space cop too? 481 00:28:56,763 --> 00:28:58,556 - Well, the way it works is... - Mm-hmm. 482 00:28:58,639 --> 00:29:00,099 ...Earth has one Lantern. 483 00:29:00,183 --> 00:29:01,684 So I'm just being trained 484 00:29:01,768 --> 00:29:05,396 in case anything happens to Jordan. 485 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,273 So you're the backup quarterback. 486 00:29:07,315 --> 00:29:08,358 I'm patient. 487 00:29:09,192 --> 00:29:10,234 No, you're not. 488 00:29:11,652 --> 00:29:14,238 All right, idiots. Break it up! 489 00:29:16,157 --> 00:29:17,992 - Get out! - Do I gotta call your mom again? 490 00:29:18,076 --> 00:29:19,660 Get out of here. Now! 491 00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:34,050 Let's go. Let's go, sweetness. 492 00:29:34,133 --> 00:29:35,385 Get him out of here! 493 00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:37,345 Yeah, yeah. 494 00:29:37,428 --> 00:29:39,013 Nice talking to you, stranger. 495 00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:42,683 I'm John. 496 00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:44,352 Walk me to my truck, John? 497 00:30:12,672 --> 00:30:14,173 You gonna give me a lecture? 498 00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:15,758 No. 499 00:30:17,301 --> 00:30:18,928 I'm gonna give you a light. 500 00:30:32,358 --> 00:30:34,527 Because no comment means no comment. 501 00:30:35,778 --> 00:30:38,030 I'm not gonna talk about an active investigation, 502 00:30:38,072 --> 00:30:40,658 you know that. 503 00:30:40,741 --> 00:30:42,243 Okay. 504 00:30:42,326 --> 00:30:43,411 Good. 505 00:30:44,328 --> 00:30:45,830 Tell Barb I said hey. 506 00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:51,294 I take it you're here to bail out your buddy? 507 00:30:51,836 --> 00:30:53,045 Want some coffee? 508 00:30:53,087 --> 00:30:55,756 I am, and, um, no thank you. 509 00:30:56,299 --> 00:30:57,508 He's in a bit of a mood 510 00:30:57,592 --> 00:30:59,927 because I locked him in our broom closet. 511 00:31:01,053 --> 00:31:03,723 It's almost as if he wanted to get arrested... 512 00:31:03,764 --> 00:31:06,225 ...so I'd throw him in jail next to the suspect 513 00:31:06,267 --> 00:31:08,561 I told him he couldn't talk to. 514 00:31:08,603 --> 00:31:11,230 I did tell him it was a stupid plan. 515 00:31:11,314 --> 00:31:13,524 You should have told him louder. 516 00:31:13,608 --> 00:31:16,777 Well, listen, may I take my stupid friend home? 517 00:31:17,904 --> 00:31:20,072 Not until he's arraigned. 518 00:31:23,534 --> 00:31:24,785 Really? 519 00:31:24,869 --> 00:31:27,121 ...and eight counts of aggravated assault 520 00:31:27,205 --> 00:31:28,456 and resisting arrest. 521 00:31:28,539 --> 00:31:29,874 How does the defendant plead? 522 00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:32,585 With all due respect, Your Honor, come on. 523 00:31:33,461 --> 00:31:34,420 "Come on"? 524 00:31:34,504 --> 00:31:36,422 Look, I'm just trying to question a suspect 525 00:31:36,506 --> 00:31:38,299 in the course of a very serious investigation, 526 00:31:38,382 --> 00:31:40,176 - which I... - Ah, an investigation. 527 00:31:40,801 --> 00:31:42,178 Am I to understand, sir, 528 00:31:42,261 --> 00:31:44,514 that you are a law enforcement official? 529 00:31:44,597 --> 00:31:46,599 And if so, could you kindly state for the record 530 00:31:46,641 --> 00:31:48,392 which agency you represent? 531 00:31:49,644 --> 00:31:50,937 I'm Green Lantern. 532 00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,647 I didn't ask who you were. 533 00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:55,775 I asked which bureau you are an agent of. 534 00:31:55,858 --> 00:31:57,026 I'm Green Lantern, 535 00:31:57,109 --> 00:31:58,945 and I'm an agent of... 536 00:31:59,570 --> 00:32:01,322 the Green Lantern... s. 537 00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:04,325 Look, I introduced myself to Lady Justice back here 538 00:32:04,408 --> 00:32:05,743 when I got to the crime scene, 539 00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:07,870 and I deferred to her jurisdiction. 540 00:32:07,954 --> 00:32:09,914 Is that accurate, Sheriff? 541 00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:13,417 Yeah, but the deference was pretty cheeky, Your Honor. 542 00:32:13,501 --> 00:32:15,169 You cheeky, Mr. Jordan? 543 00:32:15,253 --> 00:32:18,089 Yeah, don't... don't answer that. 544 00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:20,675 William Macon for the defense, Your Honor. 545 00:32:20,758 --> 00:32:22,635 - Sorry I'm late. - Mr. Macon. 546 00:32:22,677 --> 00:32:25,596 The defendant has chosen to represent himself. 547 00:32:25,638 --> 00:32:27,056 That's only because he doesn't understand 548 00:32:27,139 --> 00:32:30,226 he's being made an example of, which, Your Honor, 549 00:32:30,309 --> 00:32:33,312 is absurd given Mr. Jordan is a hero. 550 00:32:33,396 --> 00:32:36,399 Granted, he hasn't, uh, formally retained my... 551 00:32:36,482 --> 00:32:38,985 - You're hired. He's hired. - Fantastic. 552 00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:41,362 The defense enters a plea of not guilty 553 00:32:41,445 --> 00:32:44,031 and asks Your Honor to set reasonable bail, 554 00:32:44,115 --> 00:32:47,868 even understanding Mr. Jordan is... technically a flight risk. 555 00:32:48,369 --> 00:32:49,245 Because... 556 00:32:50,162 --> 00:32:51,664 he can fly. 557 00:32:51,706 --> 00:32:53,624 Who is this guy? 558 00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:55,251 My husband. 559 00:32:55,334 --> 00:32:57,628 I'm setting bail at 100,000 dollars. 560 00:32:57,712 --> 00:33:00,381 - Oh, come on. - Two hundred thousand. 561 00:33:00,464 --> 00:33:04,135 Now you know the price of each "come on," Mr. Jordan. 562 00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:06,637 - Shall we try another? - No, that's understood. 563 00:33:06,721 --> 00:33:08,180 And thank you, Your Honor. 564 00:33:08,222 --> 00:33:11,517 My father will have the check to your clerk by lunch. 565 00:33:11,601 --> 00:33:14,979 All right, then. Mr. Jordan, don't leave town. 566 00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:16,564 We're adjourned. 567 00:33:18,524 --> 00:33:21,360 - Uh, thanks for the save. - Oh, truly an honor. 568 00:33:21,402 --> 00:33:23,696 But I tend to find that strangers who give me 569 00:33:23,779 --> 00:33:25,072 a couple hundred thousand dollars, 570 00:33:25,156 --> 00:33:26,115 no strings attached, 571 00:33:26,198 --> 00:33:28,367 usually turn out to be bad guys. 572 00:33:28,409 --> 00:33:31,203 Uh, but there are strings attached, Mr. Jordan. 573 00:33:31,245 --> 00:33:32,830 My father would love to have supper 574 00:33:32,913 --> 00:33:35,082 with you this evening. Um, he's a huge fan, 575 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:37,960 and someone I think you'll find like-minded. 576 00:33:38,044 --> 00:33:39,211 What are you doing, Billy? 577 00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:40,880 Uh, I was just inviting Mr. Jordan 578 00:33:40,963 --> 00:33:43,007 up to the ranch tonight, honey. 579 00:33:45,009 --> 00:33:46,385 They're married. 580 00:33:46,469 --> 00:33:49,472 Course, they are. Small town, everyone's related. 581 00:33:49,555 --> 00:33:50,681 Oh. 582 00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:53,309 I'd be offended if that wasn't absolutely true. 583 00:33:53,392 --> 00:33:54,852 Billy Macon, you must be John. 584 00:33:54,935 --> 00:33:56,228 - Yes, sir. - You like barbecue? 585 00:33:56,270 --> 00:33:57,938 Junior here's a vegan. 586 00:33:58,022 --> 00:34:00,066 He doesn't believe in anything that causes enjoyment. 587 00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:01,734 But we'd love to come to supper. 588 00:34:01,817 --> 00:34:04,612 Yeah, well, only if it's okay with the sheriff. 589 00:34:05,696 --> 00:34:07,114 The more the merrier. 590 00:34:10,993 --> 00:34:12,078 Hmm. 591 00:34:56,497 --> 00:34:57,415 Militia? 592 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,919 Walks like a duck, shoots an AR-15 like a duck, 593 00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:03,337 blah, blah, blah, duck. 594 00:35:22,773 --> 00:35:25,443 Evening. 595 00:35:25,526 --> 00:35:27,445 - So glad you could make it. - How you doing? 596 00:35:27,528 --> 00:35:28,988 Uh, this is our boy, Noah. 597 00:35:29,029 --> 00:35:30,239 All right. How you doing, Noah? 598 00:35:30,322 --> 00:35:31,657 Noah, this is Mr. Stewart and Mr. Jordan. 599 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:32,616 Noah. 600 00:35:33,409 --> 00:35:34,660 Offense or defense? 601 00:35:34,744 --> 00:35:36,162 Wherever they need me, sir. 602 00:35:36,829 --> 00:35:38,664 Team player. Good man. 603 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:43,586 Oh, sorry. Uh, I got to take this. 604 00:35:43,669 --> 00:35:45,838 Uh, Dad's waiting in the kitchen for you gentlemen. 605 00:35:45,921 --> 00:35:48,090 Noah, come with me and help Grandma set up. 606 00:35:48,174 --> 00:35:49,049 Hey. 607 00:35:50,885 --> 00:35:51,761 Yeah. 608 00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:54,054 Oh. 609 00:35:56,599 --> 00:35:57,475 How about a beer? 610 00:35:59,810 --> 00:36:00,978 God, yes. 611 00:36:02,229 --> 00:36:03,230 Oh, here. 612 00:36:19,872 --> 00:36:21,707 My father-in-law's got paper on you 613 00:36:21,749 --> 00:36:23,793 and you haven't even met him yet. 614 00:36:23,876 --> 00:36:26,045 He's not a man you want to owe. 615 00:36:26,128 --> 00:36:27,838 Hm. Sounds like a woman in debt. 616 00:36:31,717 --> 00:36:33,219 It's not too late. 617 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,845 You can just fly on home, 618 00:36:34,887 --> 00:36:37,056 spare yourself the moment not too long from now 619 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:39,683 when you wish you'd never come to this place. 620 00:36:41,185 --> 00:36:42,144 No. 621 00:36:49,485 --> 00:36:52,238 Well... 622 00:36:52,279 --> 00:36:54,323 Exciting enough Hal Jordan just walked into my kitchen, 623 00:36:54,406 --> 00:36:55,741 but with a bag of beer? 624 00:36:55,783 --> 00:36:56,992 I'm truly blessed. 625 00:36:57,076 --> 00:36:59,495 Least I can do. This is John. 626 00:36:59,578 --> 00:37:01,080 John, Will Macon. 627 00:37:01,163 --> 00:37:03,749 I'd shake, but my hands are all gunky with meat. 628 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:06,210 Word on the street is you don't partake. 629 00:37:06,293 --> 00:37:08,045 Ordered you up some tofu steaks. 630 00:37:08,128 --> 00:37:10,089 - Hope that'll do you. - Oh, that's very kind. 631 00:37:10,172 --> 00:37:11,423 I appreciate it. 632 00:37:12,758 --> 00:37:14,593 And I appreciate your service, sir. 633 00:37:14,677 --> 00:37:17,054 Marine sniper. Color me impressed. 634 00:37:17,137 --> 00:37:19,431 - Oh, looked me up. - Mm. 635 00:37:19,515 --> 00:37:21,308 You didn't look me up? 636 00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:24,144 Jesus. 637 00:37:24,228 --> 00:37:26,272 Walking into unknown territory, even with a weapon 638 00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:27,898 of mass destruction on your finger, 639 00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:29,483 that's either trust or arrogance. 640 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,110 Well, he's trust. I'm arrogance. 641 00:37:31,193 --> 00:37:32,611 I don't trust anybody. 642 00:37:32,653 --> 00:37:33,988 Man after my own heart. 643 00:37:35,823 --> 00:37:37,533 You got a nice place here, Will. 644 00:37:37,616 --> 00:37:38,951 Yeah, it is, isn't it? 645 00:37:39,785 --> 00:37:43,163 Alas, not mine. I'm just a caretaker. 646 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:45,332 Mind me asking who you caretake it for? 647 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,126 I don't mind at all. 648 00:37:47,209 --> 00:37:50,629 Regrettably, my NDA restricts me from discussing 649 00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:52,631 or IDing my employer. 650 00:37:53,716 --> 00:37:55,009 Because of the government. 651 00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:56,969 I'm sorry? 652 00:37:57,052 --> 00:37:58,971 The government. I'm guessing the government, 653 00:37:59,054 --> 00:38:00,264 they're probably watching your boss, 654 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:03,017 biding their time before they raid this compound, 655 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:04,602 take his guns and rights away. 656 00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:07,313 You think we bailed you out so we could enlist you 657 00:38:07,396 --> 00:38:09,648 in some whackadoo war with the feds? 658 00:38:11,066 --> 00:38:13,027 Well, why else would you bail me out? 659 00:38:13,110 --> 00:38:15,362 Because of the goddamn aliens, son. 660 00:38:16,113 --> 00:38:17,239 Why the fuck else? 661 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,037 Man, the whole world flipped out 662 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,747 when you first came on the scene. 663 00:38:25,664 --> 00:38:27,541 Makes sense, seeing what you can do. 664 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:29,835 But it kind of buried the lede. 665 00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:32,838 There are thousands of planets out there 666 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,673 with intelligent life. 667 00:38:34,757 --> 00:38:37,968 And here we sit, low-hanging fruit of the galaxy, 668 00:38:38,052 --> 00:38:39,803 just waiting to get gobbled up. 669 00:38:39,845 --> 00:38:43,891 This land we're on right now, it was Kiowa, then Sioux, 670 00:38:43,974 --> 00:38:46,393 but across the ocean boats were coming. 671 00:38:48,187 --> 00:38:51,690 Anyways, as someone who's spent time in the galaxy, 672 00:38:51,732 --> 00:38:53,525 it's a pretty peaceful place out there. 673 00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:56,070 Well, what do they need space cops for? 674 00:38:59,823 --> 00:39:02,868 Look, I'm not some isolationist crackpot 675 00:39:02,952 --> 00:39:04,745 with his head in the sand, 676 00:39:04,828 --> 00:39:06,538 but I am a student of history. 677 00:39:06,622 --> 00:39:08,707 Colonization is ugly from any angle, 678 00:39:08,749 --> 00:39:12,336 but I tell you, it is particularly bleak 679 00:39:12,419 --> 00:39:14,838 if you're the one getting colonized. 680 00:39:14,922 --> 00:39:17,675 This all, call it an ounce of prevention. 681 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:19,301 Seems like a bit more than an ounce. 682 00:39:19,385 --> 00:39:20,928 My point is, 683 00:39:21,011 --> 00:39:22,596 I believe the gentleman cooling his heels 684 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,474 in the sheriff's pokey, he's part of an advanced team. 685 00:39:26,684 --> 00:39:28,560 And I'd ask you what your reason to believe is, 686 00:39:28,602 --> 00:39:30,813 but I'm guessing it's covered by your NDA. 687 00:39:31,814 --> 00:39:33,857 My daughter-in-law says you're not that bright. 688 00:39:33,941 --> 00:39:35,401 Your daughter-in-law's what's holding me up 689 00:39:35,484 --> 00:39:37,111 from talking to that fella. 690 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,531 All right. I can clear that brush. 691 00:39:41,615 --> 00:39:42,825 In exchange for? 692 00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:45,285 Let's eat. 693 00:40:08,308 --> 00:40:09,435 You're aiming. 694 00:40:09,977 --> 00:40:10,936 Sorry, sir? 695 00:40:12,354 --> 00:40:13,772 Don't aim. 696 00:40:13,814 --> 00:40:16,775 Just imagine it going through. 697 00:40:20,362 --> 00:40:21,405 Try again. 698 00:40:23,574 --> 00:40:25,200 Hey, don't... don't force it. 699 00:40:25,784 --> 00:40:26,660 Just imagine. 700 00:40:37,504 --> 00:40:38,881 Hey! 701 00:40:39,381 --> 00:40:40,424 What'd I say? 702 00:40:41,050 --> 00:40:42,092 What'd I just say? 703 00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:44,928 That was great. 704 00:40:45,012 --> 00:40:46,263 How'd you know that? 705 00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:49,808 So, my dad used to shoot apples off my head. 706 00:40:50,392 --> 00:40:51,518 Grandma! 707 00:40:51,602 --> 00:40:53,103 Grandma, I got one through! 708 00:40:53,187 --> 00:40:54,354 Show me, sweetheart. 709 00:40:59,943 --> 00:41:00,903 You live here? 710 00:41:01,403 --> 00:41:02,404 Mm-hmm. 711 00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:04,531 Zoe Macon. 712 00:41:08,911 --> 00:41:10,120 Now you have my name. 713 00:41:11,663 --> 00:41:13,332 Come on, sweetheart. Let's go find everyone. 714 00:41:13,373 --> 00:41:14,583 - All right. - Come on. 715 00:41:20,130 --> 00:41:21,507 Well, we drank all your beer, 716 00:41:21,590 --> 00:41:24,301 but put together some leftovers for you. 717 00:41:24,384 --> 00:41:27,012 - Much obliged. - And I talked to Kerry. 718 00:41:27,054 --> 00:41:28,597 Since you and I have common interests, 719 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,307 she's willing to let you chat with the suspect 720 00:41:30,349 --> 00:41:32,017 first thing in the morning. 721 00:41:32,101 --> 00:41:33,227 Well... 722 00:41:36,814 --> 00:41:38,899 You know, that's the thing, Will. 723 00:41:38,982 --> 00:41:41,527 I don't know what your interests are. 724 00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:44,196 Two of my boys almost got killed last night 725 00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:46,907 in a shootout with men no one's ever seen before. 726 00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:49,827 How about we both want to protect the planet 727 00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:51,245 from anybody not born on it? 728 00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:56,625 Hope I didn't mess up your tofu, soldier. 729 00:41:57,668 --> 00:41:58,710 No, sir. 730 00:41:59,586 --> 00:42:00,671 It was delicious. 731 00:42:01,171 --> 00:42:02,256 Good. 732 00:42:02,339 --> 00:42:04,550 Nothing better than eating off another man's grill. 733 00:42:07,427 --> 00:42:08,554 Good night, gentlemen. 734 00:42:16,145 --> 00:42:17,104 Hey. 735 00:42:17,771 --> 00:42:19,022 What was that all about? 736 00:42:22,276 --> 00:42:23,819 I might have slept with his wife. 737 00:42:24,736 --> 00:42:25,779 Might have? 738 00:42:28,615 --> 00:42:30,492 I definitely slept with his wife. 739 00:42:33,036 --> 00:42:34,413 And he knows? 740 00:42:35,747 --> 00:42:36,748 Apparently. 741 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,544 Jesus Christ, we've only been here 24 hours. 742 00:42:42,087 --> 00:42:43,297 I'm impressed. 743 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,565 We said 9:00. 744 00:43:02,357 --> 00:43:03,483 What time is it? 745 00:43:03,567 --> 00:43:04,860 Not 9:00. 746 00:43:11,950 --> 00:43:13,994 His name's Waylon Sanders. 747 00:43:14,077 --> 00:43:16,997 Commercial-licensed truck driver. Called his boss, 748 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,625 says he's worked for him almost five years now. 749 00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:22,127 Mm-hmm. Aliens are good at getting IDs 750 00:43:22,169 --> 00:43:23,670 and paying people to lie for them. 751 00:43:23,754 --> 00:43:26,256 He's just a dipshit from Kimball. 752 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:29,635 They took X-rays at the hospital for his busted nose. 753 00:43:29,676 --> 00:43:34,223 All organs accounted for. No hidden antennas. 754 00:43:34,306 --> 00:43:36,016 The plural for antenna is antennae. 755 00:43:36,099 --> 00:43:39,519 What's the plural for eat shit? 756 00:43:40,979 --> 00:43:43,106 Junior, tell the sheriff here how many species currently 757 00:43:43,190 --> 00:43:45,067 have the technology to pass as human. 758 00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:47,778 Fourteen. MRIs, X-rays, blood work. 759 00:43:47,861 --> 00:43:49,613 Nothing down here can tell the difference. 760 00:43:50,572 --> 00:43:52,783 - So you can't prove it. - I can make him confess. 761 00:43:53,408 --> 00:43:54,743 If you lay a finger on him, 762 00:43:54,826 --> 00:43:56,662 you're back in front of the judge. 763 00:43:56,703 --> 00:43:59,081 That includes whacking him with giant green phone books 764 00:43:59,164 --> 00:44:01,667 or whatever you magic up from your conjuring ring. 765 00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:02,960 I wouldn't dare. 766 00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:04,002 Ten minutes. 767 00:44:04,086 --> 00:44:05,379 I only need five. 768 00:44:05,462 --> 00:44:07,172 - Am I'm coming in with you? - You are not. 769 00:44:15,722 --> 00:44:17,683 Alien my ass. 770 00:44:19,226 --> 00:44:21,353 You know, we're all aliens. 771 00:44:21,436 --> 00:44:23,563 Just depends which planet you're standing on. 772 00:44:25,065 --> 00:44:27,192 Would you like a cup of coffee? 773 00:44:27,276 --> 00:44:28,652 - No, thank you. - All right. 774 00:44:30,654 --> 00:44:33,865 Yeah, I imagine you just want to phone home, or... 775 00:44:33,949 --> 00:44:35,993 - get home, I bet. - Yes, sir. 776 00:44:37,119 --> 00:44:38,912 And home is Kimball? 777 00:44:38,996 --> 00:44:41,039 Well, I mean, I'm on the road most of the year, 778 00:44:41,081 --> 00:44:43,292 but Kimball's where I hang my hat. Yes, sir. 779 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:44,376 "Hang your hat." 780 00:44:44,418 --> 00:44:46,378 What a delightful human expression. 781 00:44:46,461 --> 00:44:48,380 And, uh, well, if you're in town for the big game, 782 00:44:48,463 --> 00:44:49,881 it must be a big rivalry. 783 00:44:49,923 --> 00:44:52,050 I mean, uh, Kimball's, what, 784 00:44:52,092 --> 00:44:54,052 that's a two, two-and-a-half-hour drive? 785 00:44:54,845 --> 00:44:56,096 Yeah, sorry about that. 786 00:44:56,179 --> 00:44:58,223 I just, you know, I... I love football, though, 787 00:44:58,265 --> 00:44:59,975 and, uh, it's the home team. 788 00:45:00,058 --> 00:45:02,144 Yeah. I love football, too. 789 00:45:03,770 --> 00:45:06,356 When did Nebraska win its first national championship? 790 00:45:07,149 --> 00:45:09,067 - Sorry? - Uh... 791 00:45:09,109 --> 00:45:11,403 You love football. You're from Nebraska. 792 00:45:11,445 --> 00:45:13,947 Huskers' first championship, when was that? 793 00:45:15,866 --> 00:45:20,996 - Yeah, it was 1970, Bob Devaney. - That is correct. 794 00:45:22,164 --> 00:45:23,623 How about their first 200-yard rusher? 795 00:45:23,707 --> 00:45:24,916 Uh... 796 00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:27,627 - Frank Solich? - First Heisman winner? 797 00:45:27,711 --> 00:45:30,213 - Johnny Rodgers. - That's it. 798 00:45:30,297 --> 00:45:31,798 Where did Harry Potter go to school? 799 00:45:32,716 --> 00:45:34,259 Excuse me? 800 00:45:34,301 --> 00:45:37,346 Harry Potter, boy wizard. What was the name of the school? 801 00:45:39,139 --> 00:45:40,140 I don't know. 802 00:45:41,475 --> 00:45:42,559 It was a book. 803 00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:44,311 I don't read a lot. 804 00:45:44,394 --> 00:45:45,729 Well, you go to the movies, don't you? 805 00:45:45,812 --> 00:45:47,230 They only made, like, 22 of them. 806 00:45:47,314 --> 00:45:49,107 Oh, I watch a lot of football. 807 00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:51,568 - That's the rub, isn't it? - What? 808 00:45:51,651 --> 00:45:53,612 Pretending to be someone that you're not. 809 00:45:53,695 --> 00:45:54,821 You learn all the specifics, 810 00:45:54,905 --> 00:45:57,407 but you don't learn what everyone else knows. 811 00:45:57,491 --> 00:45:58,950 Uh... 812 00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:01,328 I don't... I don't understand. Who are you, exactly? 813 00:46:02,829 --> 00:46:04,289 Hal Jordan, Green Lantern. 814 00:46:05,707 --> 00:46:07,042 Charged by the Guardians of the Universe 815 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,502 to protect Sector 2814 816 00:46:08,585 --> 00:46:10,420 from all extra-planetary threats. 817 00:46:10,504 --> 00:46:13,173 And you, Waylon, are one of them. 818 00:46:14,424 --> 00:46:17,969 Good Christ, he really is full of himself, isn't he? 819 00:46:18,011 --> 00:46:19,471 Can't be easy, 820 00:46:19,513 --> 00:46:21,973 having to learn from someone you don't respect. 821 00:46:22,015 --> 00:46:23,642 I do respect him. 822 00:46:23,683 --> 00:46:25,268 - Come on. - I do. 823 00:46:25,811 --> 00:46:26,812 Why? 824 00:46:29,022 --> 00:46:30,649 I don't know. He's fearless. 825 00:46:30,690 --> 00:46:33,276 If you care about people, 826 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,571 you know, husband, wife, parent, kid, 827 00:46:36,655 --> 00:46:38,782 then you're scared of losing them. 828 00:46:38,865 --> 00:46:40,450 First time he strutted up to me, 829 00:46:40,492 --> 00:46:44,287 I could tell Jordan doesn't care about anybody. 830 00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:46,623 And nobody cares about him. 831 00:46:46,706 --> 00:46:48,417 He's not fucking fearless. 832 00:46:49,042 --> 00:46:50,585 He's lonely. 833 00:46:50,669 --> 00:46:52,379 But... But why did you stick around? 834 00:46:52,462 --> 00:46:53,922 What were you looking for? 835 00:46:54,005 --> 00:46:55,340 I mean, I get once I showed up, 836 00:46:55,382 --> 00:46:57,175 you couldn't run. You had to blend in. 837 00:46:57,259 --> 00:46:58,343 But before that... 838 00:46:58,385 --> 00:47:00,679 I just went to a high school football game, man. 839 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,764 With the other Kimball fans who are all dead now. 840 00:47:02,848 --> 00:47:04,724 I don't know them, okay? 841 00:47:04,808 --> 00:47:06,184 I told you, I... I drive a truck. 842 00:47:06,226 --> 00:47:07,686 Yeah, I'm sure you can tell me a lot 843 00:47:07,727 --> 00:47:09,354 about that truck, but I bet you can't tell me 844 00:47:09,438 --> 00:47:11,857 about the Boston Tea Party, Kelly Clarkson, 845 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:13,733 Barack Obama, or Rup... 846 00:47:13,817 --> 00:47:16,403 Barack Obama is the president of the United States. 847 00:47:17,821 --> 00:47:19,364 That's it? 848 00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:21,533 As a rural Nebraskan, that's the breadth 849 00:47:21,616 --> 00:47:24,035 of your opinion of Barack Hussein Obama? 850 00:47:27,539 --> 00:47:30,167 He is the 44th president. He followed George W. Bush. 851 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,460 There's some controversy 852 00:47:31,543 --> 00:47:33,253 surrounding his birth certificate. 853 00:47:35,964 --> 00:47:38,675 Holy shit, you are an alien. 854 00:47:47,309 --> 00:47:48,602 Let's say you're right. 855 00:47:49,144 --> 00:47:50,103 Oh, fuck. 856 00:47:50,937 --> 00:47:52,772 Let's say, hypothetically, 857 00:47:52,856 --> 00:47:55,525 that I'm not of this salty, smelly world, 858 00:47:55,609 --> 00:47:57,527 a visitor who went to great trouble 859 00:47:57,611 --> 00:48:00,113 to hide himself well and learn the arcane rules 860 00:48:00,197 --> 00:48:02,073 of pointless contests involving balls 861 00:48:02,115 --> 00:48:03,742 that somehow captivate more attention 862 00:48:03,783 --> 00:48:05,494 than the deteriorating atmosphere 863 00:48:05,577 --> 00:48:07,704 or the hunger of its least fortunate people. 864 00:48:10,999 --> 00:48:12,667 If I had gone to such lengths, 865 00:48:12,751 --> 00:48:14,544 I would be here for a very important purpose. 866 00:48:14,628 --> 00:48:17,172 A purpose that required great discretion and secrecy. 867 00:48:17,255 --> 00:48:19,132 A purpose that would need to be kept from the likes 868 00:48:19,216 --> 00:48:21,301 of a galactic peacekeeping organization 869 00:48:21,384 --> 00:48:23,762 because it concerns the exact opposite of peace. 870 00:48:24,638 --> 00:48:25,722 That being war. 871 00:48:26,681 --> 00:48:27,933 And as such, 872 00:48:27,974 --> 00:48:30,685 if I were to fall into the hands of such an organization, 873 00:48:30,769 --> 00:48:33,021 I would be forced to take drastic measures 874 00:48:33,104 --> 00:48:35,440 to ensure that my purpose was not revealed. 875 00:48:38,109 --> 00:48:39,194 Hypothetically. 876 00:48:44,157 --> 00:48:45,158 And hypothetically, 877 00:48:45,242 --> 00:48:47,619 what might you have to keep your mouth shut? 878 00:48:47,702 --> 00:48:50,038 - A cyanide pill? - You're thinking very small. 879 00:48:50,121 --> 00:48:51,164 Then give it to me big. 880 00:48:51,248 --> 00:48:52,916 I'd have a biometric neutron device 881 00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:54,167 woven into my skeleton. 882 00:48:54,251 --> 00:48:55,919 I'd be able to activate it with a thought. 883 00:48:57,879 --> 00:49:00,298 Unless you let me walk out that door right now. 884 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:02,050 He's bluffing, right? 885 00:49:02,133 --> 00:49:04,636 You're not walking out of here hypothetically or otherwise. 886 00:49:04,678 --> 00:49:07,389 And if you do blow yourself up, I'm just gonna bubble up 887 00:49:07,472 --> 00:49:09,599 and contain all that sunshine with my ring 888 00:49:09,683 --> 00:49:11,518 and walk out of here without a scratch. 889 00:49:11,601 --> 00:49:12,769 You've been here 48 hours. 890 00:49:12,852 --> 00:49:14,854 Did you bring the lantern to recharge your ring? 891 00:49:17,023 --> 00:49:18,191 I have plenty of power. 892 00:49:19,109 --> 00:49:21,486 Hmm. But for how much longer? 893 00:49:24,614 --> 00:49:25,532 Yeah. 894 00:49:31,121 --> 00:49:32,289 You should be asking yourself 895 00:49:32,372 --> 00:49:34,082 if I'm capable of releasing enough energy 896 00:49:34,165 --> 00:49:35,750 to eradicate this entire town. 897 00:49:37,919 --> 00:49:41,131 We talking or exploding? Because it's almost lunchtime. 898 00:49:44,634 --> 00:49:46,553 It almost seems like you... 899 00:49:47,929 --> 00:49:50,223 want to die, Hal Jordan. 900 00:49:50,307 --> 00:49:52,392 Does that not violate your precious oath? 901 00:49:53,476 --> 00:49:55,687 "In brightest day and blackest night..." 902 00:49:55,770 --> 00:49:57,272 - Don't. - "...no evil 903 00:49:57,355 --> 00:49:58,732 - shall escape my sight." - Shut your mouth. 904 00:49:58,815 --> 00:50:01,151 "Let those who worship evil's might 905 00:50:01,234 --> 00:50:02,986 - beware my power... - I said don't. 906 00:50:03,069 --> 00:50:05,864 ...Green Lantern's light." 907 00:50:09,242 --> 00:50:12,537 Harry Potter went to Hogwarts, you ignorant alien fuck! 908 00:50:17,459 --> 00:50:19,836 - Are you beeping? - Should we go? We should go. 909 00:50:19,878 --> 00:50:21,880 - No, it's too late. - Why are you here? 910 00:50:22,756 --> 00:50:23,882 Why else? 911 00:50:24,507 --> 00:50:25,550 Vengeance. 912 00:50:59,751 --> 00:51:01,169 Told you he was an alien. 913 00:52:27,464 --> 00:52:30,508 Look at you. You've barely aged. 914 00:52:30,550 --> 00:52:31,593 Liar. 915 00:52:34,971 --> 00:52:37,098 How's Noah? 916 00:52:37,182 --> 00:52:39,893 Tall. He's on the team now. 917 00:52:40,393 --> 00:52:41,436 Quarterback. 918 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,980 He any good? 919 00:52:44,063 --> 00:52:45,023 All-state. 920 00:52:47,609 --> 00:52:48,568 That's good. 921 00:52:53,531 --> 00:52:54,741 Anyone else know? 922 00:52:57,076 --> 00:52:58,536 Just the groundskeeper. 923 00:53:00,789 --> 00:53:01,748 All right.