0 00:00:01,474 --> 00:00:04,851 Varez presents IRWAREZ.COM 1 00:00:06,933 --> 00:00:08,410 In the following 2 00:00:08,434 --> 00:00:09,933 The kids force Q to do a tummy tuck 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,567 oh god 4 00:00:11,633 --> 00:00:13,243 Moorer becomes a crab in the passage 5 00:00:13,267 --> 00:00:14,561 Walk like a crab, walk like a crab 6 00:00:14,585 --> 00:00:15,900 you see that 7 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,376 And everyone is in the crosshairs 8 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,200 When they blaspheme this guy 9 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:23,933 Plus, tonight's big loser 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,461 He must confess in front of the crowd 11 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:26,967 that he did 12 00:00:27,033 --> 00:00:28,600 What?! 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,067 We work at Mike's donut shop and ask customers 14 00:00:36,133 --> 00:00:37,194 They want to help 15 00:00:37,218 --> 00:00:38,300 To our charity today 16 00:00:38,367 --> 00:00:40,409 The point is that we ourselves do not know what these charities are 17 00:00:40,433 --> 00:00:41,976 Because we wrote them for each other 18 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,476 Yes, we must say his name out loud and gather help 19 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,710 If you can't collect help, you lose 20 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,800 wait - Do we work here? 21 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:49,177 yes We work here 22 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:55,977 ok 23 00:00:56,001 --> 00:00:57,167 This is a glazed donut 24 00:00:57,233 --> 00:00:59,060 And we are collecting money today 25 00:00:59,084 --> 00:01:00,933 for a charity 26 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,077 about 27 00:01:02,101 --> 00:01:03,200 "There are many churches" 28 00:01:03,267 --> 00:01:04,700 Oh, ho ho! 29 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:06,176 There are churches everywhere. - I say the same 30 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,444 So we want to collect money 31 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:08,733 And let's break some of them 32 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,076 Do you understand what I mean? 33 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,477 right? - - Yes 34 00:01:12,567 --> 00:01:13,843 Can you donate a dollar? 35 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:15,309 OK, I'll talk to you about it later 36 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:18,977 One dollar and twenty five cents. One dollar and twenty-five cents 37 00:01:19,067 --> 00:01:20,994 Well, we are doing a local collection 38 00:01:21,018 --> 00:01:22,967 for my charity 39 00:01:23,033 --> 00:01:24,710 I am trying to raise money for him 40 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,577 So we're fundraising for... 41 00:01:29,068 --> 00:01:31,467 "Handjob Across America" 42 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:34,609 So, it's kind of like Hands Across America 43 00:01:34,633 --> 00:01:36,044 In which everyone was holding each other's hands 44 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:37,776 But here they get something else 45 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,800 It helps everyone 46 00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:44,343 That is, everyone is a winner 47 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:45,676 So we are just looking for some money to help 48 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:47,100 That, you know, the down payment would be fine 49 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:49,044 Won't you help? ok - There is no problem 50 00:01:49,133 --> 00:01:50,260 nothing 51 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:51,433 Joe is not collecting any money 52 00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:54,111 was that it 53 00:01:54,135 --> 00:01:55,300 yes 54 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:57,077 Why didn't you wear red? 55 00:01:57,167 --> 00:01:59,309 Besides working here, I also work for many places 56 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:00,609 I have not seen before - work here 57 00:02:00,633 --> 00:02:02,276 Yeah, yeah, I'm here - when you're not here 58 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,220 I'm actually raising money - for a charity 59 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:06,643 Which I really believe in 60 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:07,977 So, what is the name of the charity? 61 00:02:10,367 --> 00:02:11,600 "Give fruit to a fat child" 62 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,527 If a little fat child 63 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,933 Give fruit, it will only get fatter 64 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,800 So, would you like to help this charity? 65 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,627 Joe: No, no 66 00:02:19,651 --> 00:02:21,433 does not give anything 67 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,533 Wow, this is awesome 68 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,144 This is an old lady - for this charity 69 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:25,967 how are you today 70 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:27,677 Sal, go ahead, man. - Push it inside 71 00:02:27,767 --> 00:02:28,761 He does not know at all 72 00:02:28,785 --> 00:02:29,800 What is going to happen to him? 73 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:30,943 Let's push him like this - under the bus 74 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:31,967 just push 75 00:02:32,033 --> 00:02:33,700 Take that charity money 76 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:35,243 yala - I don't put a hat on your head 77 00:02:35,267 --> 00:02:36,467 I can't look at it 78 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:37,710 Maurer: - Do it, mate, do it 79 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,777 We're still raising money today - for charity 80 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,787 I can't even look. - - Oh, my God 81 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,267 It is a very good goal 82 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,677 Oh, no, no. - 83 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,527 I have been saving money for it for a long time 84 00:02:49,551 --> 00:02:51,333 for years 85 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:53,161 This is my charity 86 00:02:53,185 --> 00:02:54,200 I made it myself 87 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:17,810 Today we are raising money for - charity 88 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,140 Any kind of charity? - No, no 89 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:20,177 We only collect for a few 90 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,233 which I manage myself 91 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,010 A little... - A little 92 00:03:25,118 --> 00:03:27,133 "Cologne for kids"? 93 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,461 It is "Cologne for children". 94 00:03:28,485 --> 00:03:29,767 Now, them 95 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:31,544 Have you ever given an enema to a child? 96 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:33,144 But only - for adults 97 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,600 No, but not anymore 98 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:35,667 - Oh, okay 99 00:03:35,733 --> 00:03:37,477 This is a non-invasive method 100 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:38,644 What is this kufte? 101 00:03:38,668 --> 00:03:39,767 Non-invasive enema? 102 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:41,510 How does it work, mate? 103 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,161 We... we... nothing 104 00:03:44,185 --> 00:03:46,767 Nothing... nothing goes inside them 105 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:49,567 We just... we just push them 106 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:51,044 Do you press them? 107 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,160 What a strange way this is! 108 00:03:52,184 --> 00:03:53,233 But it's real 109 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,476 That's quite right, yes? 110 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,709 Oh, - that's perfectly legal! 111 00:03:55,733 --> 00:03:57,177 ok - -Oh, really? 112 00:03:57,267 --> 00:03:58,277 They are donating now 113 00:03:58,301 --> 00:03:59,333 Cloonex for kids? 114 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,410 ah - - Thank you 115 00:04:02,233 --> 00:04:04,033 Donuts please 116 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,476 Honestly, let me tell you, - we are actually raising money 117 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,244 Today in the shop - for charity 118 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,810 Well, - if you are interested 119 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,077 I will show you that 120 00:04:10,101 --> 00:04:11,300 What is our charity, very quickly 121 00:04:11,367 --> 00:04:12,977 ok 122 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:14,200 Explain it, friend. 123 00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:17,267 Ah... false charity. 124 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,244 I worked for a fake charity. 125 00:04:19,268 --> 00:04:21,200 It's been years. 126 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:23,027 This is an international forum 127 00:04:23,051 --> 00:04:24,833 It's an association. 128 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,327 To fight globalization 129 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:27,800 and deforestation. 130 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,077 In transatlantic countries - in particular. 131 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,494 This fake charity... 132 00:04:31,518 --> 00:04:32,867 Ah... Ah... Ah... 133 00:04:32,933 --> 00:04:34,444 The best charity is false 134 00:04:34,468 --> 00:04:36,000 that exists 135 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,109 Well, we're trying to raise money - for this bogus charity. 136 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:39,576 do you have a chance - Impossible, isn't it? 137 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,677 Do you have a quarter of a dollar? 138 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:41,800 Or something like that? 139 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:42,900 For this false charity? 140 00:04:42,967 --> 00:04:44,844 really - Oh ho! 141 00:04:44,933 --> 00:04:46,876 Written by "false charity". - What else did we want? 142 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,143 Fake charity post. - I know what he wrote. I'm seeing! 143 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,533 thank you very much 144 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,944 In the fake meetings we have 145 00:04:50,968 --> 00:04:52,333 I tell everyone 146 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,494 I have a charity that 147 00:04:53,518 --> 00:04:54,633 I started here today 148 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,176 So we're raising money - for a great cause 149 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,133 umm... 150 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,267 Come on, people! 151 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:03,361 this... this... 152 00:05:03,385 --> 00:05:04,667 You know, like, like 153 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,067 For example, "Come on, people!" 154 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,727 For example, "Yala!" 155 00:05:08,751 --> 00:05:10,333 "Just Yala!" 156 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,544 You know, like we're trying 157 00:05:11,568 --> 00:05:12,733 Let's have a big gathering 158 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,777 You know, the beautiful thing is that 159 00:05:13,801 --> 00:05:14,801 It's about that, guys. 160 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:16,344 Girls, anyone can come. 161 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:17,944 We all can 162 00:05:17,968 --> 00:05:19,500 Come on people! 163 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:20,761 I am in love 164 00:05:20,785 --> 00:05:22,000 Come on people! 165 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,276 are you sure - "Yala people." 166 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,811 Yeah, just 167 00:05:26,835 --> 00:05:28,367 46 cents for "Yala Mend" 168 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,594 We are collecting money 169 00:05:31,618 --> 00:05:32,633 Here today for charity 170 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,367 If you are interested 171 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:35,609 cool Well, you can also contribute to this work. 172 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:37,410 are you ready - Just a small good deed. 173 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,827 It is that 174 00:05:38,851 --> 00:05:40,200 "Don't touch the goat." 175 00:05:40,267 --> 00:05:41,327 You probably see goats 176 00:05:41,351 --> 00:05:42,433 For example, everywhere. 177 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:45,167 Do not touch the goat 178 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:46,367 Both: Goat 179 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,243 Do not touch the goat. - That's right. right 180 00:05:48,267 --> 00:05:50,077 Do you have money to donate? 181 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:56,661 atmosphere 182 00:05:56,685 --> 00:05:57,800 Oh, how naughty you are. 183 00:05:57,867 --> 00:05:59,867 In short, I am a stranger. We never saw each other. 184 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,777 I told you, - don't move the goat. 185 00:06:01,867 --> 00:06:03,477 Pay me, - you said ok. 186 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,576 And you gave me the money, - and I put it in that box. 187 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,210 yes - Thank you, sir. 188 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:11,977 That shirt - isn't it tense? 189 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,294 Mr 190 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,567 Isn't there a shirt under his coat? 191 00:06:13,318 --> 00:06:14,633 oh my god that guy 192 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:16,044 Sal: Take it. - Take it! 193 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:17,477 What we are doing today is that 194 00:06:17,501 --> 00:06:18,867 We are collecting money for charity. 195 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:20,533 They asked me to tell you these words. 196 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:23,043 Do you have a moment for this? 197 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:25,333 This is for charity. 198 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,533 This is from this. 199 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,277 Yes, that kid 200 00:06:28,301 --> 00:06:30,000 Take that well from you. 201 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:31,661 You know how it is, for example, every day in Mayon 202 00:06:31,685 --> 00:06:33,300 Can you find a dumb and ignorant child? 203 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:34,861 Are you a stupid child? 204 00:06:34,885 --> 00:06:36,400 fell into the well 205 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:37,777 Sir, you look like you are 206 00:06:37,801 --> 00:06:39,133 You take off your shirt and go to one. 207 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,510 Now, can I talk to you? 208 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,861 yes 209 00:06:43,885 --> 00:06:45,167 All right, please. 210 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:47,060 atmosphere 211 00:06:47,084 --> 00:06:48,933 He is giving it to her. 212 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,244 If I - I don't live in this neighborhood, do I 213 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:55,267 Don't cut it, Q. 214 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:57,176 Well, now I feel - a heavy responsibility 215 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,677 I will wash the fallen one. 216 00:06:58,701 --> 00:07:00,200 By taking that one dollar. 217 00:07:00,267 --> 00:07:02,077 No, no one died. - 218 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:04,500 I don't want to die because of it. 219 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:05,633 Yes, I remember. 220 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:06,894 ok 221 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:08,133 thank you 222 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,910 Brother, what was your turn? 223 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,227 Mike, oh 224 00:07:12,251 --> 00:07:13,400 What's going on here? 225 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:17,267 Joe lost 226 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:23,376 You think you are very selfish, but the truth is 227 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,877 You don't think at all. 228 00:07:24,967 --> 00:07:26,176 What most people call Jehovah, 229 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,844 It's just irresponsible for you. 230 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:29,309 For example, I say: "What's up? What are you doing today?" 231 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:30,776 You also say: "I bought a car today." 232 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,861 He is with him 233 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:32,967 A fifty thousand dollar Cadillac comes 234 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:34,060 Like what you see 235 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:35,133 in movies 236 00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:35,200 Old gangsters ride it. 237 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,861 You call him Yehovi 238 00:07:36,885 --> 00:07:38,567 I say: "A little slower!" 239 00:07:41,533 --> 00:07:43,676 Sel: Well, we are now a Chinese restaurant, and the challenge 240 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,609 We have to go to those who are having lunch. 241 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,377 And eat from their plate 242 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:49,167 without saying anything at all 243 00:07:49,233 --> 00:07:50,709 You can't explain - what are you doing? 244 00:07:50,733 --> 00:07:52,327 Mer: The one who eats 245 00:07:52,351 --> 00:07:53,967 He loses the lowest item 246 00:07:54,033 --> 00:07:55,276 I will tell you what - I want to do 247 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,076 I'm going straight ahead - the fattest person here 248 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,400 I pass by him 249 00:07:58,467 --> 00:07:59,694 I go straight 250 00:07:59,718 --> 00:08:00,967 Table to that one 251 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,600 This is awful 252 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:07,933 Go to work! 253 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,200 Oh, oh, oh! 254 00:08:17,267 --> 00:08:18,710 Sel: - He did it very quickly 255 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,810 - Do you like it? 256 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:39,961 He is standing there 257 00:08:39,985 --> 00:08:41,100 He is drinking tea 258 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:42,600 Aah! 259 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,200 This is a stop 260 00:08:47,384 --> 00:08:48,533 He took two 261 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,600 I'm going to you 262 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,177 excuse me 263 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:09,100 excuse me 264 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:10,644 We don't know who this is 265 00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:13,733 ah 266 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,944 Q 267 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:16,133 Oh, he called the staff. 268 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,100 is there a problem 269 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,343 let's go friend - Okay 270 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:24,167 time to go 271 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,400 good luck 272 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,244 You are trying to reject two items. 273 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:33,033 He is going to the ladies. 274 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:45,443 Hey, - before you do that 275 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:46,876 Just tell me - why are you doing it? 276 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,810 You have to tell us. 277 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:57,427 This man has a reason 278 00:09:57,451 --> 00:09:58,933 Is he eating our food? 279 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,710 He took her hostage. 280 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,111 He has a story to tell. 281 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,467 But he does not share it with anyone. 282 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:05,194 So you can bring it to us 283 00:10:05,218 --> 00:10:06,900 That dumpling he ate? 284 00:10:06,967 --> 00:10:08,327 Oh! 285 00:10:08,351 --> 00:10:09,733 come with me 286 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,277 Joe: Oh, you're done, Sal. 287 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:13,433 Don't be hard, friend. 288 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,210 Moore: - He has a handkerchief. 289 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,527 is leaving 290 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:18,800 the handkerchief 291 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,167 What else is this?! 292 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,510 He left with his face. 293 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:34,867 Friend! 294 00:10:34,933 --> 00:10:36,477 Joe: He just did 295 00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:38,067 He took a bite and left. 296 00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,011 he is going 297 00:10:41,035 --> 00:10:42,200 for the latter. 298 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,967 Sel: Oh God! 299 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:44,967 I can't believe it. 300 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,927 Narishan: Tuberculosis really hit him. 301 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,100 in that challenge 302 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,594 which causes 303 00:10:50,618 --> 00:10:52,067 Be equal with the last person 304 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:53,244 I like to share food 305 00:10:53,268 --> 00:10:54,400 No, you like to steal food 306 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,044 Stealing food is not sharing 307 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:56,133 If Mori gets up from the table 308 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,000 and leave the plate there 309 00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,111 And you eat all the food 310 00:10:59,135 --> 00:11:00,200 Did Murray share with you? 311 00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:01,509 Well, - this is Maurya's mistake 312 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:03,373 A person who eats food without care 313 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:04,667 He does not go hungry in front of an Italian 314 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,276 We are now in the Jersey Garden Passage 315 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,809 We are going to be responsible - an information desk 316 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,744 And we have to do whatever other boys say 317 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,210 Mer: Q will be excused. - Why? 318 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,140 You trust him - to give you information? 319 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,161 How are you dear? 320 00:11:18,185 --> 00:11:19,800 Do you have any questions? 321 00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:22,077 Mer, pretend you got this guy - during a shoplifter 322 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:23,209 - Vaisa, Vaisa 323 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,260 Which... which guy? 324 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,333 this guy 325 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,744 Just point like this 326 00:11:26,768 --> 00:11:28,133 And check your meat 327 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,677 that - With a red shirt? 328 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:30,867 that 329 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:32,744 That, right? - Right here? 330 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,133 yes 331 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,343 Right here, this gentleman, - or not? 332 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,177 He is completely - confused 333 00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:39,200 That, right? 334 00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:40,667 That, right? 335 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:41,867 Take his bags 336 00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,210 Yes, it's two 337 00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:44,533 Two bags, two bags 338 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,377 - Two 339 00:11:46,467 --> 00:11:47,567 yes 340 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:48,710 Yeah, no, those sneakers 341 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:49,833 It is gray 342 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,927 Is this a man or not? 343 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,000 yes 344 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:53,343 Give him a kifu - and go 345 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:54,927 ok, great - Have a nice day, okay? 346 00:11:58,233 --> 00:11:59,610 Tuberculosis 347 00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:01,033 He is very confused 348 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,144 Mer? - -I see? 349 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:03,343 I want you to find someone - and ask them 350 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,494 "I can remove this stain 351 00:12:04,518 --> 00:12:05,667 Can you see on my pants?" 352 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:06,743 Friends, can you see? 353 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:07,976 Can you see the stain on my pants? 354 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,109 I had done something before 355 00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,610 do you see it - - No 356 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,176 That is, you are not a shadow - but, you 357 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,360 the light - - Not at all 358 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,593 Don't you see it? - Nothing? 359 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,976 Crab walk, crab walk. - - If you see it 360 00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,243 No, - look at him in this light 361 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:21,200 carry on 362 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,067 That is, if you see it 363 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,577 I mean, look, - see? 364 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:25,744 It's like this... see, you'll see 365 00:12:25,768 --> 00:12:26,867 Now I see it 366 00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:28,009 You see it now, right? 367 00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:29,377 - There is nothing 368 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,044 hello how are you today 369 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,567 hello 370 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,010 Do you need information? 371 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,843 Joe: I don't know. - I do not trust this lady 372 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,544 A suspicious deal - is it going to be done? 373 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,376 Who sent this woman? - Who told you that you can take it? Who told you? 374 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,494 who told you 375 00:12:41,518 --> 00:12:42,633 "Santiago sent you?" 376 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,067 Hey! 377 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,167 Did Santiago send you? 378 00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:46,427 um 379 00:12:46,451 --> 00:12:47,667 Did Santiago send you? 380 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:48,710 you from 381 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,734 Santiago people? 382 00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:52,233 Santiago? 383 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,277 you from 384 00:12:53,301 --> 00:12:54,301 Santiago people? 385 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:56,267 no 386 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,093 "That bastard hey - he's sending people this way." 387 00:12:58,167 --> 00:12:59,877 Hey man sending - here 388 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,344 "Here's a dollar." 389 00:13:01,368 --> 00:13:02,767 Give me a dollar 390 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,110 I want to - give you a dollar 391 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,367 "Okay, here's $20." 392 00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:07,777 ok - Do you want 20 dollars? 393 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,610 - Here is 20 dollars 394 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,477 Now tell Santiago - leave me alone 395 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,744 Well, TB, when people pass - eat them 396 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,310 This is it. - That's it 397 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:29,060 Oh! 398 00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:30,933 Ah! 399 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,700 Mer: That's it 400 00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:40,227 Q: He changed his path 401 00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:41,533 at all 402 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,344 Mr 403 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,533 It is very ridiculous 404 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,976 Joe: Hey, Sal, these seem to be missing 405 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Help them, friend 406 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,553 Looking for something specific? 407 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,643 Mer: "Can I tell you something?" 408 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,576 can i tell you something - "I don't like you." 409 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,533 i 410 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,033 "I don't like you." 411 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,344 I can tell you 412 00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:09,633 something 413 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,567 i 414 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,400 I don't like you 415 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,044 I can't believe he said this 416 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,809 what's wrong baby - How are you? 417 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,377 Watch out for the stairs. - Mom! 418 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:24,843 Sel: Tell this child - they are going to exterminate him 419 00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:26,310 If you don't find your parents 420 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,509 Be careful... they are going to destroy you 421 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,544 do not find 422 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,600 your parents 423 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,307 You know, you are going to die an easy death. 424 00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:33,561 Moore: "You better find out 425 00:14:33,585 --> 00:14:34,700 Your parents quickly." 426 00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:35,761 Take it easy, buddy, take it easy. 427 00:14:35,785 --> 00:14:36,800 You have ten seconds. 428 00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:38,044 Where are your parents, friend? 429 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,476 I have to leave you in ten seconds. 430 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,000 9... 8 431 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,127 Joe, ask this lady 432 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,233 If he came for this program. 433 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,940 Oh, sorry. Are you here for this program? 434 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,494 "Let Joe Gato" program 435 00:14:51,518 --> 00:14:53,133 touch your breasts" 436 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,000 um 437 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,433 oh my god 438 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,177 - I see? 439 00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:58,394 He, uh... 440 00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,567 uh... 441 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,694 Say! 442 00:15:00,718 --> 00:15:01,800 He, um... 443 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,133 Have a nice ceremony 444 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,310 - Nasty 445 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,177 Narrator: Jo one... 446 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,000 He registered another loss to his name 447 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,144 Our tastes are definitely different 448 00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:12,267 Yes, especially in music 449 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,444 no - No? 450 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:14,800 what 451 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:17,310 Yeah, raise your hand if... - You went to Yanni's concert 452 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:21,609 Raise your hand if... - You went to Yani's concert several times 453 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:27,776 We returned to the scene... - Crime 454 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,033 right 455 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,843 Once again, we have to go to... - strangers and say 456 00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:32,033 "I don't know you?" 457 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,543 And the rest also this... - They take the guide cards in their hands 458 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:34,927 With embarrassing details of how... 459 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:36,333 For example, we "know" the party. 460 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,876 Yeah, the goal is to... - make a stranger 461 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,027 Say you know me 462 00:15:39,051 --> 00:15:40,200 And if you can't, you lose 463 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,809 i know you - I don't know you? 464 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,294 Yes, for sure 465 00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:46,800 are you sure I am healthy 466 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:47,900 how are you bro 467 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,277 I am healthy - How is the situation? 468 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,167 I know you, don't I? 469 00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:52,460 Mr 470 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:53,733 I didn't know you 471 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,743 That's just how you do it. hey dude 472 00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:57,367 Hey, buddy, I know you 473 00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,377 were you there 474 00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:01,367 Shlomo's coming of age? 475 00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,410 do you remember 476 00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:03,434 Shlomi coming of age? 477 00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:05,910 Yes... No, that party... 478 00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,133 Yes, Shlomo's coming of age party. 479 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,911 uhm 480 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,667 a baby pigeon 481 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,733 I ate it 482 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,533 are you sure 483 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,977 Tuberculosis 484 00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:15,400 From the Bar Mitzvah celebration 485 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:16,933 what is your name 486 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,361 Your name, uh... your name 487 00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:19,767 i know your name 488 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,094 Your name is... 489 00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:22,400 Pete 490 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,444 Padir... - I said Pete, Pete, yes. 491 00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,733 how are you buddy 492 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,510 I'm glad to see you - I am very happy to see you. 493 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,800 Unbelievable! 494 00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:31,410 Did you talk to Ashlomo recently? 495 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,211 no 496 00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:35,300 Give me a call, friend. 497 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,800 He is hugging the guy. 498 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:37,777 Okay, take care, Padir. 499 00:16:37,867 --> 00:16:39,267 He doesn't know at all. 500 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,500 That's it! 501 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,287 I have a look that everyone likes. - That's it 502 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,667 I can't believe it! 503 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,900 Two, two, two, two 504 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,343 how about next week - Oh, how are you, brother? 505 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:50,977 I will call you later. - Joe 506 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,444 Joe? 507 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,867 do you remember me 508 00:16:52,468 --> 00:16:53,933 Joe Gatto 509 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,077 no - No? 510 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,344 We met in Cornhole, Nebraska 511 00:16:56,368 --> 00:16:57,567 Population of 1500 people 512 00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,477 Yes, it was summer 513 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:01,367 We met earlier this summer 514 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:04,010 I was the same boy who became a handkerchief 515 00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:06,633 by that octopus 516 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,077 are you serious 517 00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:09,500 That octopus, with its eight arms 518 00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,794 Well, honestly, I'm allergic now 519 00:17:10,818 --> 00:17:12,067 Doze off 520 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,227 That's why I couldn't 521 00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:16,367 I really couldn't do it, so... 522 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,933 you are handsome 523 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:27,533 Uh, um... James 524 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,144 yes - I don't remember your name 525 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,267 I am very sorry 526 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,360 Louise? 527 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,433 We met at that party 528 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,377 I was the boy who fell... - In the shark aquarium 529 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,244 You are a party, remember? - No 530 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,577 But luckily they were not sharks 531 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:39,867 Killer sharks or something 532 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,277 no - Are you sure? 533 00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:42,777 In short, I mean this, these days 534 00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:44,233 I was showing these things (pointing to the lower body). 535 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,977 Are you sure... - You don't remember me? 536 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,776 You are right, ah... - You remember this (pointing to the lower body). 537 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,300 You remember, don't you? 538 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,933 Friend, friend, friend 539 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,744 i know you - I know your hat, friend 540 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,967 James 541 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,194 We all... We all... 542 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:02,400 Laboratory 543 00:18:00,218 --> 00:18:02,467 Two months ago, you were in that lab 544 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:03,700 do you remember me 545 00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:05,711 I was the guy who sprayed pepper 546 00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:07,700 Do you remember Passage Police? 547 00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:08,909 Did you pepper spray the Passage police? - Yes, yes 548 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:09,967 don't you remember 549 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:11,377 Oh! - I am glad to see you 550 00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:13,377 Oh! - - Don't worry! 551 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,867 Dad, he pepper-sprayed the cops at the Passage 552 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,227 I am glad to see you 553 00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,567 Joe: Q, it's started 554 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,700 I... do I know you? 555 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:26,533 My name is Briana 556 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,000 Joel 557 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,127 your cousin 558 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,233 I am your aunt's boyfriend 559 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,133 I swear to God 560 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,477 I was beaten 561 00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:35,800 With that Turkish hand model 562 00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:38,500 I brought your cousin Sandra 563 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:42,444 never mind 564 00:18:42,468 --> 00:18:43,468 For example, distant relatives? 565 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:47,761 I teach Swahili 566 00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:49,300 Now to the cool girls 567 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,647 It was like this... - I met your cousin 568 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,367 We met that time 569 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,410 you there 570 00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:58,434 The same place where we met 571 00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,933 we saw each other 572 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,333 I think I am wrong 573 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,567 ok 574 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,144 Moore: - He doesn't know you 575 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,467 I am doing my best 576 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:07,510 All your efforts are characteristic... 577 00:19:07,534 --> 00:19:08,534 not enough 578 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:11,767 Narrator: Do you know Joe? 579 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,767 He is the big loser tonight 580 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,077 Because you are like that 581 00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:16,367 You did a great job today 582 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,476 We will take you... - to the cinema 583 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,767 come on buddy 584 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,843 Are you going to... - In a crowded movie theater 585 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,510 You stop everything, - you get up 586 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,911 And you tell everyone that 587 00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:25,267 You messed up your pants 588 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,677 So, I go there, I get up 589 00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,067 In a crowded cinema 590 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,144 yes - - Yes 591 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:30,977 I mean, - hot news! 592 00:19:32,335 --> 00:19:33,600 go do it 593 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:34,876 So now this... - What should we do? 594 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,344 Make sure that... - You turned off your pager 595 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:37,677 When you're gone, that's you, friend 596 00:19:37,701 --> 00:19:38,967 Do not disturb the movie 597 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,409 OK, let's go. - - Run, let's go 598 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:43,544 It's going away 599 00:19:43,568 --> 00:19:44,700 It's going away 600 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,094 excuse me 601 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,467 ladies and gentlemen 602 00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:48,810 There is going to be a smell 603 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,133 around here 604 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,300 I just farted badly 605 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,461 I apologize to everyone 606 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,967 in this range 607 00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,327 really 608 00:19:58,351 --> 00:19:59,667 A little myself too 609 00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,867 I'm sorry 610 00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:06,394 Disculpe 611 00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:08,367 Las Damas and Cabairos 612 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,300 He is speaking Spanish 613 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:11,800 what 614 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:13,367 Eh 615 00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:17,494 which is roughly translated 616 00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:18,767 To "myself". 617 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,967 This has become a situation 618 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,167 I will be on leave 619 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,667 Ladies, excuse me 620 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,394 Wrong hall, ma'am 621 00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:28,733 another hall 622 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,000 Hola, amigos 623 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:32,310 what was that - Was it Spanish? 624 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,376 No, I had to inform people - what happened around them 625 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,427 If you smell 626 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,500 say 627 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:44,500 💫✿ WAREZ-IR ✿💫 🌸♡ IRWAREZ.COM ♡🌸