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- Subtitles by ThaiLord


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May God have mercy.

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Yay though I walk
through the valley

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of the shadow of death,

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I fear no evil, for
Thou art with me.

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Thy rod, thy staff, comfort me.

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Hello, Father.

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What took you so long?

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Hello, Lieutenant.

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Your friend Garvan is
in here with us.

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We were
never friends.

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Your buddy wants to
talk to you but,

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you better give me a moment.

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It's a little crowded in here.

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No!

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Come clean, you motherfucker!

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You think that's gonna save you?

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If you're lucky.

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The devil always wins.

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Forgive me Father, for
what I'm about to do.

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Burn in hell.

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What?

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What happened?

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You were possessed.

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It's over.

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He's gone.

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My wife?

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No!

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Oh God!

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What about my children?

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Good God no!

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What about my mother?

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And my father.

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My grandfather.

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My.

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What did I do?

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They're all dead.

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I...

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It wasn't you.

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It was him.

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He made you do it.

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Bring the body outside.

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That's one way to do it.

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See that?

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I was a captain,
right off the bat.

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I'd heard.

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Yeah, it
was about 4,000.

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Look at that moon.

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Hard to believe, for 40 years

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I've been flying these
unfriendly skies.

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Yep, I remember when
we first met.

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I was just a young, foxy copilot

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with vim and vinegar
in my veins.

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Two decades later, and I'm
still a fuckin' copilot.

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You of course, are
the big honcho,

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the big man in the sky.

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El Capitan de Cloudos.

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Yes, it's all true, it's me.

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That's me.

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Anyway,

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I was saving this for
when we landed.

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I bought it the first time
I ever took over this route.

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Smell that.

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Oh.

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Sweet, you?

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Come on.

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You
really shouldn't.

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Last chance.

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There you go.

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Hoo.

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Oh!

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That's smooth.

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Welcome to Viet Kong Airways.

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My name is Amanda, I'm
your hostess.

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If you need anything, ask him.

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Welcome to Viet Kong Airways.

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I'm Denny, if you need anything,

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please ask Amanda.

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40-F.

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Oh yeah, straight on the left.

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Hi there, ah thank you.

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That's a nice vest.

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Thank you so much.

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Hear that honey?

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Fucking bullshit
you couldn't get

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two seats next to each other.

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We shoulda canceled.

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It's a hiccup, sweetheart.

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All right?

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Vietnam's gonna be fun.

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Oh yeah, some
second honeymoon.

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Honey, please don't start our
vacation with that attitude.

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We're flying standby
and that's what happens.

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Welcome.

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Look honey, a
real airplane.

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Put a smile on that face.

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Excuse me sir!

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Hey, hi,

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would you mind switching
seats with my husband?

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Excuse me sir, do you
mind switching seats

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with my husband?

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His seat is all the
way in the back,

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and it's actually right
next to the toilet.

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- It's a really good seat.
- Ma'am?

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Would you mind?

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- Yeah.
- What's going on?

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I want to switch
seats with him.

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No seat switches.

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Oh yeah but if he's
willing to switch,

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what difference does it make?

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All right, airplane rules.

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Rules are rules honey,
I'll sit in my seat

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and I will come back and
visit you during the flight.

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You're handsome.

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You're very kind.

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Very sweet.

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Yeah, whatever.

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You're a pussy.

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Hey, no pussy on the plane.

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No pussy calling on the plane.

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Thanks honey, and thank you.

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Watch her.

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Aw, hey Brad, Brad.

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Oh my God, Brad.

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Hey, stop stop.

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Brad?

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Ma'am you talk too much,

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what you need to do is sit down.

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My God just sit in your seat.

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Welcome to King of the
Sky, Viet Kong Airways.

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This is Pookie, my
service dog.

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Wait, that dog dead.

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Dead?

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He can still
provide a service.

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Is this plane going
to Viet Nam?

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Father,

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welcome on board.

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Thank you.

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Yes,

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this plane goes to Ho
Chi Minh City.

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Oh good good.

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But it's non-smoking flight.

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You don't know that?

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Here.

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Thank you.

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Father, forgive me for,

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I have sinned, not once
but twice, for more.

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Good for you.

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I need to sit down.

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Okay, go.

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I'm a little dizzy.

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Brad.

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I feel kind of dirty.

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About what?

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Taking your seat wife.

156
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:11,912
Oh, she's not my wife.

157
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,517
She is my, she's my secretary.

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She works for me.

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00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,921
I don't like to mix
business with pleasure.

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Unless pleasure is
your business.

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Yeah.

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This is Captain Houdee.

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Welcome to Viet Kong Airways,
flight 665.

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This is the farewell
flight of this Boeing 727.

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If it isn't Boeing, I
ain't going,

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so consider yourselves
the lucky ones.

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I've been flying this
old bird for 27 years,

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and she's got a nearly
spotless record.

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Nearly?

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So relax,
and enjoy your flight.

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Would you like to read
a magazine with mommy?

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Everything okay, ma'am?

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What's wrong?

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Nothing.

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Enjoy.

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Release the brakes.

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Aye aye, Captain.

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Hit it again?

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Want drink?

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Scotch, neat.

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I have something neat.

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A beer.

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00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:55,477
You want something?

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00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:58,446
Oh, just a hot water, please.

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00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,980
I brought my own tea.

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Here.

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Namaste.

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Who you calling nasty?

189
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,054
It mean, I bow to you.

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Hey.

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00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:22,637
Excuse me.

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00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:27,408
I'm sorry.

193
00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:31,144
I don't remember anyone
sitting there.

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00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:34,816
Must've fallen asleep.

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00:18:34,849 --> 00:18:36,149
Where would I go, silly?

196
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,418
I'm your travel buddy.

197
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,523
Say, you want to play a round.

198
00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:45,325
What did you have in mind,
gin rummy?

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00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:47,795
Ouja.

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00:18:57,539 --> 00:18:59,039
Oh, hey Matt Damon.

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So sweet.

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00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:03,678
What would you like?

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00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:05,178
I want a milk.

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00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:08,816
Here you go.

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00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,554
What would you like?

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Same.

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O,

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G,

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A,

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R,

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V, ooo, A,

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N, Garvan.

213
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Who the heck is Garvan?

214
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You know this thing
usually works.

215
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It told me when my high school
boyfriend was gonna die.

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Honey, you drink?

217
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,584
Yes please, Diet Coke with
just a little bit of ice

218
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and a flexy straw.

219
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I don't want to mess
up my lipstick.

220
00:19:48,923 --> 00:19:49,757
Thank you.

221
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:50,892
And a straw?

222
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:52,727
What do I look like,
Denny?

223
00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:55,430
Who's Denny?

224
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No straw.

225
00:19:57,331 --> 00:19:58,198
Drink, mister?

226
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,134
Coffee, black please.

227
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:02,804
No black coffee, just
coffee no milk.

228
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,639
That is black coffee.

229
00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:07,341
Look I just told you, we
don't have black coffee,

230
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,375
so which is it then?

231
00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,413
Coffee, without milk.

232
00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:13,648
So not black then, yes.

233
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:15,883
Yes, I mean no.

234
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,886
Yes, I mean no.

235
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,288
Make up your mind,
I have to make rounds.

236
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,857
Never mind, you're
confusing me.

237
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,393
Bring me a Mary, Bloody.

238
00:20:26,427 --> 00:20:27,294
Okay, you got.

239
00:20:28,496 --> 00:20:30,932
- One Virgin Mary, Bloody.
- Veronica.

240
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,265
Hello, Veronica.

241
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,367
I'm Father Romero.

242
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,268
Pleasure to meet you,
Father Romero.

243
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,671
I know all about you guys.

244
00:20:36,704 --> 00:20:37,572
You do?

245
00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:39,874
Mm-hmm, I'm a fallen Catholic,
myself.

246
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,442
So I know how it all works.

247
00:20:41,476 --> 00:20:44,344
I do something bad, I go
to confession.

248
00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:45,446
They tell me to put money
in the basket,

249
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,181
and say some prayers, and
then I don't go to hell.

250
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:49,584
Some racket, huh?

251
00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,853
I'll bet hell is a ton of fun.

252
00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:54,287
It's probably where
all the cool people go.

253
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,590
I mean who really wants
to go to heaven

254
00:20:55,623 --> 00:20:58,660
with a bunch of
blue-haired bingo players,

255
00:20:58,693 --> 00:20:59,961
and boring guys like you.

256
00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:00,728
No offense, Father.

257
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:01,763
No, none taken.

258
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:04,732
Just remember to keep a
soft place in your heart

259
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,233
for the almighty.

260
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,935
My heart's rock hard, feel.

261
00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:11,939
That's pretty hard.

262
00:21:11,973 --> 00:21:13,508
Mm-hmm.

263
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:15,342
You should really
massage those puppies.

264
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,745
You know, my plastic
surgeon said the same thing.

265
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,514
And my mom's boyfriend.

266
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:20,882
So why are you
going to Vietnam?

267
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,917
Oh, vaginal rejuvenation.

268
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:25,285
Is that like a yoga retreat?

269
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,888
No silly, see?

270
00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:34,662
Oh my God.

271
00:21:34,696 --> 00:21:36,263
The doctor there's
the best in the world.

272
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,432
Says he's gonna make me tighter

273
00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:38,533
than a Chinese finger puzzle.

274
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:42,302
Hey, you think that dog
in first class in dead?

275
00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:45,573
Veronica.

276
00:21:45,606 --> 00:21:46,607
Father Romero.

277
00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:49,309
Could I have another peek?

278
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,343
Of course.

279
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:02,757
Thang?

280
00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:04,391
Thang, come here.

281
00:22:04,425 --> 00:22:05,660
What, what?

282
00:22:05,693 --> 00:22:07,360
Take a look at this.

283
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,261
Look.

284
00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:09,296
- Oh!
- Look.

285
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,535
Holy shit.

286
00:22:19,574 --> 00:22:20,675
Medical marijuana?

287
00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:22,944
No.

288
00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:26,614
Hey, sure smells like
hippy lettuce to me.

289
00:22:26,647 --> 00:22:27,749
Hippy lettuce?

290
00:22:27,782 --> 00:22:31,819
You know, ganja, happy
tobacky, Mary jane, boo ya.

291
00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:33,588
- Boo ya.
- Boo ya, boo ya.

292
00:22:34,455 --> 00:22:37,290
It cannabis sativa tea.

293
00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:38,593
I grow it myself.

294
00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:39,527
You try some?

295
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,795
No, no no.

296
00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,597
I'll stick with this
warm beer for now.

297
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,579
I'm gonna go to the shitter.

298
00:22:58,613 --> 00:22:59,914
Go, in peace.

299
00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:01,983
Oh yeah, I'm gonna
peace me a river.

300
00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:06,954
Hey hey hey.

301
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,425
I'm deaf, I'm deaf!

302
00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:12,727
Oh, all right.

303
00:23:31,979 --> 00:23:34,048
I'm taking dinner order.

304
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:34,916
Chicken or beef?

305
00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:36,083
Chicken please.

306
00:23:37,485 --> 00:23:38,653
Chicken or beef?

307
00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:40,688
Oh my goodness, you're
having the chicken?

308
00:23:40,721 --> 00:23:42,757
I'll have the chicken,
that sounds delicious.

309
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,391
Thank you, so easy.

310
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,395
Excuse me sir, I'm
taking dinner order.

311
00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:49,897
Chicken or beef?

312
00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:53,701
Ah, just sleeping, so sweet.

313
00:23:53,734 --> 00:23:55,803
Your grandmother told me
you want beef.

314
00:23:58,606 --> 00:23:59,507
Hello ma'am.

315
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:00,373
Hi.

316
00:24:00,408 --> 00:24:01,108
Chicken or beef?

317
00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:02,610
Chicken or beef?

318
00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:04,779
Yeah, did I stutter?

319
00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:06,414
I am vegan.

320
00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:10,051
I don't recall anybody
reserved the vegan order

321
00:24:10,084 --> 00:24:11,018
for this seat.

322
00:24:11,052 --> 00:24:12,553
Yeah, and that's because

323
00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:14,922
this was a last-minute seat.

324
00:24:15,857 --> 00:24:18,593
Okay, I make sure myself.

325
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:20,995
I'll find one, just for you.

326
00:24:21,028 --> 00:24:22,563
Thank you.

327
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:33,641
That fucking bitch,
drive me absolutely nuts.

328
00:24:33,674 --> 00:24:35,643
Do you have anything,
that's not breathing?

329
00:24:35,676 --> 00:24:36,777
Yeah, you.

330
00:24:41,449 --> 00:24:42,750
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you!

331
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:43,618
Go find something.

332
00:24:43,651 --> 00:24:44,518
Okay, I look.

333
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:48,522
Oh she drives me crazy.

334
00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:51,125
Ah, we had something greenish,

335
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,860
but I don't think it meat.

336
00:24:52,894 --> 00:24:53,728
I can't read the date.

337
00:24:53,761 --> 00:24:57,164
Go ahead, make it hot,
make it hot hot.

338
00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:12,613
motherfucker.

339
00:25:13,781 --> 00:25:14,649
Die!

340
00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:22,690
Motherfucker.

341
00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:25,626
Don't even come near me.

342
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:27,695
Your mother sucks cock.

343
00:25:30,598 --> 00:25:31,666
This your little boy?

344
00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:34,035
I'm sorry, my son doesn't
mean what he's saying.

345
00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:37,438
Bloody mother

346
00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:44,111
How long has he been
talking in tongues?

347
00:25:44,145 --> 00:25:46,113
Dukie can't control himself.

348
00:25:46,147 --> 00:25:47,648
He has Tourette Syndrome.

349
00:25:47,682 --> 00:25:48,816
Jackass.

350
00:25:48,849 --> 00:25:50,217
Eat my ass.

351
00:25:50,251 --> 00:25:51,652
Oh, Tourette's, my God.

352
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:53,821
My bad.

353
00:25:53,854 --> 00:25:55,723
For a minute I thought he
was possessed.

354
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:57,525
So did I, it happens.

355
00:25:59,994 --> 00:26:01,162
Whore!

356
00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:02,797
Some fuckin' twat!

357
00:26:03,998 --> 00:26:04,832
Cunt.

358
00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:05,533
What happened?

359
00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:06,367
Everything okay?

360
00:26:06,401 --> 00:26:08,602
Yes, thank you for
your concern.

361
00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:10,037
May I have a towel.

362
00:26:10,071 --> 00:26:11,205
I think I'm gonna
breastfeed him.

363
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:12,540
It will calm him down.

364
00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:16,077
Amanda?

365
00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:19,113
We need towel for baby lady.

366
00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,114
Thank you.

367
00:26:26,087 --> 00:26:27,154
- Hey there.
- Hi.

368
00:26:27,188 --> 00:26:28,022
What you need towel for?

369
00:26:28,055 --> 00:26:30,558
A towel, I'm gonna
breastfeed him.

370
00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:32,560
So he'll stop screaming.

371
00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:33,995
Will that be okay?

372
00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:34,729
It's okay.

373
00:26:34,762 --> 00:26:35,563
I can help you.

374
00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:37,798
Okay, I was gonna
have a towel,

375
00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:39,633
just so that, you don't care?

376
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:40,668
I don't care.

377
00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:42,570
Will you block me, then?

378
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:43,571
Yeah, sure.

379
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:45,639
And I really don't care.

380
00:26:45,673 --> 00:26:47,742
Come on baby, I know you
must be hungry.

381
00:26:47,775 --> 00:26:49,777
It's been a long time
since we've eaten.

382
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,690
Oh my God, anybody
smoke in here.

383
00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,592
No, no, it's occupied.

384
00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:10,998
Hey, who's smokin',
I'm not smokin'.

385
00:27:11,032 --> 00:27:15,302
I'm not smokin'.

386
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:16,804
Holy shit!

387
00:27:20,074 --> 00:27:21,308
Take it easy!

388
00:27:21,342 --> 00:27:24,645
Take it easy!

389
00:27:27,048 --> 00:27:28,215
Christ, what now?

390
00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:32,620
I don't want to die.

391
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,233
You look like
I bake a cake,

392
00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:47,268
but I didn't eat it.

393
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:49,870
What is this?

394
00:28:17,164 --> 00:28:18,732
What take so long?

395
00:28:21,335 --> 00:28:22,670
Something wrong with me?

396
00:28:23,671 --> 00:28:24,305
No.

397
00:28:24,338 --> 00:28:25,673
Do I still look pretty?

398
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:27,842
Yes.

399
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:28,809
Yeah, you look good.

400
00:28:28,843 --> 00:28:30,077
Kinda ashy, but.

401
00:28:30,111 --> 00:28:32,746
Okay, give me hug.

402
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,647
Okay.

403
00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:36,650
Okay, that enough, that's okay.

404
00:28:37,685 --> 00:28:38,352
Okay.

405
00:28:40,455 --> 00:28:41,689
You gonna use it?

406
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,925
God.

407
00:28:44,959 --> 00:28:46,127
What a nightmare.

408
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,695
Yeah, what a nightmare.

409
00:28:49,363 --> 00:28:50,931
Quick quick,
cook cook.

410
00:28:50,965 --> 00:28:51,832
Okay.

411
00:28:53,868 --> 00:28:54,735
Not done yet.

412
00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:58,339
Oh wait, it's done.

413
00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:05,346
I don't think you want
to check that.

414
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:06,414
Shhh.

415
00:29:14,388 --> 00:29:16,724
Viet Kong Airways, fat-free,
sugar-free,

416
00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:18,759
bleeding-free, gluten-free,
everything-free,

417
00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:20,794
pea pea souffle.

418
00:29:20,828 --> 00:29:23,364
The finest, just for
the eyeball lady.

419
00:29:23,397 --> 00:29:24,832
Ha ha.

420
00:29:24,865 --> 00:29:26,367
Finally, man.

421
00:29:26,401 --> 00:29:28,869
I'm starving, I could
eat a horse.

422
00:29:29,737 --> 00:29:30,938
A vegan horse that is.

423
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:33,807
Thank you.

424
00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:35,042
We serve the peas.

425
00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:37,378
Airplane always enjoy it.

426
00:29:37,412 --> 00:29:38,312
Let me check you.

427
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,982
Oh, big eyeball.

428
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,052
I love white men.

429
00:30:10,077 --> 00:30:12,179
What are you eating?

430
00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:14,315
Oh this is a kosher meal.

431
00:30:14,348 --> 00:30:16,283
Looks like a chicken
breast to me.

432
00:30:17,218 --> 00:30:19,086
Well, yes it is.

433
00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:22,289
Any meat can be kosher.

434
00:30:22,323 --> 00:30:24,892
It just means that
according to the Torah,

435
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:28,996
the animal was slaughtered in
a way that was not painful,

436
00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:33,000
during, before death, or
during death, at any time.

437
00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:34,768
There's a lot of fuckin'
rules of course,

438
00:30:34,802 --> 00:30:36,837
but it's kosher.

439
00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:43,744
Is ball-handling okay?

440
00:31:02,229 --> 00:31:03,264
Is that kosher?

441
00:31:37,164 --> 00:31:38,999
Sorry to wake you folks,
this is your captain.

442
00:31:39,033 --> 00:31:41,335
It's looks like we've
had a little turbulence.

443
00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:44,271
Please keep your
seatbelts fastened.

444
00:31:44,305 --> 00:31:45,507
What?

445
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,174
I don't know, I was sleeping.

446
00:31:55,349 --> 00:31:56,618
Oh, the bungee drop?

447
00:31:56,651 --> 00:31:57,519
No!

448
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,060
Oh my God.

449
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:11,098
I'm excited too.

450
00:32:15,202 --> 00:32:17,405
Hail Mary, full of grace.

451
00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:32,886
Do you ever wonder why
you're still a copilot?

452
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,556
- Don't go there.
- Sorry folks,

453
00:32:34,589 --> 00:32:35,956
that was a little bouncy.

454
00:32:37,057 --> 00:32:39,259
It might freak a few
of you out but,

455
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,663
we're in one piece.

456
00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:44,632
And we're continuing
on to Vietnam,

457
00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,234
through the Bikini Triangle.

458
00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:48,636
Bikini!

459
00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:49,604
Triangle!

460
00:33:13,428 --> 00:33:14,596
Where are you from?

461
00:33:14,629 --> 00:33:16,997
Don't tell me, The Vatican?

462
00:33:18,132 --> 00:33:19,434
You okay, honey?

463
00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:29,143
Maybe if you're lucky,

464
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:31,513
you can catch the
lightning from your window.

465
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,094
Mom!

466
00:34:21,128 --> 00:34:21,962
What?

467
00:34:22,797 --> 00:34:25,265
Stop being silly,
let mama sleep.

468
00:34:26,634 --> 00:34:31,639
There's something on
the wing of the plane.

469
00:34:36,611 --> 00:34:37,779
What now Dukie?

470
00:34:37,812 --> 00:34:39,346
He's out there.

471
00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,084
Stop this now, Dukie.

472
00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:45,487
It's not funny.

473
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,554
Act your age.

474
00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:20,254
No.

475
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:33,635
I want
into the depths of hell.

476
00:35:34,736 --> 00:35:37,805
- Die mommy, die!
- Dukie, keep still.

477
00:35:37,839 --> 00:35:39,373
Die mommy, die!

478
00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:55,757
How do you like me now, bitches?

479
00:35:57,559 --> 00:35:59,661
That's not the rips.

480
00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:17,377
Lucifer.

481
00:36:20,882 --> 00:36:25,486
I command you,
release this soul.

482
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,621
The Father commands you.

483
00:36:26,654 --> 00:36:29,156
Christ the Son commands you.

484
00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,224
Father himself commands you.

485
00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:32,092
Be gone,

486
00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,829
into the fires of hell,

487
00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:35,830
for all eternity.

488
00:36:36,764 --> 00:36:38,165
Baby, baby.

489
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,434
What happened to you?

490
00:36:42,704 --> 00:36:45,238
What did you do to him?

491
00:36:45,272 --> 00:36:47,341
He's just a little boy.

492
00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:50,143
He was possessed by the
entity of the dark world.

493
00:36:50,177 --> 00:36:51,378
An entity?

494
00:36:51,412 --> 00:36:53,748
Yes, but I exorcized it.

495
00:36:53,781 --> 00:36:55,349
Your boy is safe now.

496
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,821
Hey everyone, go back
to your seats.

497
00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:01,388
It was a medical thing.

498
00:37:01,422 --> 00:37:02,090
It's okay.

499
00:37:02,122 --> 00:37:03,323
You all go back to your seats.

500
00:37:03,357 --> 00:37:05,493
He's fine, he was possessed.

501
00:37:05,526 --> 00:37:06,360
You are.

502
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:07,327
He's fine now.

503
00:37:07,361 --> 00:37:08,228
Possessed?

504
00:37:09,464 --> 00:37:10,397
My baby.

505
00:37:10,431 --> 00:37:12,299
You need to
breast feeding him.

506
00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:13,367
Yes.

507
00:37:13,401 --> 00:37:14,802
This ain't over.

508
00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:16,203
Because you're a baby honey.

509
00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:18,640
Americans, trouble.

510
00:37:18,673 --> 00:37:20,408
Because they won't calm down.

511
00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:30,317
Oh my God!

512
00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:32,420
John Wayne, I'm John Wayne.

513
00:37:32,453 --> 00:37:33,286
You have to leave.

514
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,422
Go go go go go.

515
00:37:43,998 --> 00:37:45,700
Father, are you waiting for me?

516
00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:48,703
You go sit in your seat,
and stay there, go!

517
00:37:48,736 --> 00:37:50,738
How do I get into the
plane's storage compartment?

518
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:52,907
Storage compartment?

519
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,374
You're out of your fucking mind.

520
00:37:54,409 --> 00:37:56,644
Everybody on board is
in grave danger.

521
00:37:56,678 --> 00:37:58,479
Americans, always trouble.

522
00:37:58,513 --> 00:37:59,981
Big troublemakers.

523
00:38:00,014 --> 00:38:02,450
Like America, grab 'em
by the pussy.

524
00:38:02,483 --> 00:38:04,251
No pussy, I'm not
grabbin' anybody's pussy.

525
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:04,852
Big trouble now.

526
00:38:04,886 --> 00:38:05,687
You sit in your seat.

527
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,689
May God have mercy
on your soul.

528
00:38:10,425 --> 00:38:12,292
You're a very bad girl.

529
00:38:12,325 --> 00:38:13,594
Just for you.

530
00:38:13,628 --> 00:38:14,829
I'm a bad girl.

531
00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:17,330
You sit there, no move.

532
00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:21,602
Thank you.

533
00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:25,338
She's so feisty.

534
00:38:28,543 --> 00:38:29,410
You want some prune juice,

535
00:38:29,444 --> 00:38:31,813
I can find out if they
have prune juice.

536
00:38:31,846 --> 00:38:32,814
Will you shut up!

537
00:38:37,418 --> 00:38:38,285
I'm sorry.

538
00:38:39,487 --> 00:38:41,189
I thought this was the armrest.

539
00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:44,992
You don't have to apologize,
you can,

540
00:38:46,027 --> 00:38:47,795
press it there as
long as you want.

541
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:52,467
So,

542
00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,571
are you a member of the club?

543
00:38:56,604 --> 00:38:57,605
What club?

544
00:38:58,473 --> 00:39:00,340
You know, that club.

545
00:39:01,609 --> 00:39:02,844
That club?

546
00:39:02,877 --> 00:39:03,745
No.

547
00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:11,919
Are you nervous about
your secretary?

548
00:39:15,322 --> 00:39:16,557
What do you care about that?

549
00:39:19,794 --> 00:39:20,661
Follow me.

550
00:39:21,829 --> 00:39:23,330
Knock three times.

551
00:39:24,565 --> 00:39:25,433
Okay.

552
00:39:59,534 --> 00:40:00,902
Oh hey.

553
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:02,570
Brad.

554
00:40:02,603 --> 00:40:04,105
Hi honey.

555
00:40:04,138 --> 00:40:06,674
I miss you baby, come here.

556
00:40:06,707 --> 00:40:08,009
I need a kiss from you.

557
00:40:11,712 --> 00:40:12,647
I just had peanuts,

558
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:17,785
and so I smell like
perfume, peanuts, mm-mm.

559
00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:19,620
Okay, well fine.

560
00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:20,922
I tried anyway.

561
00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:22,790
You know what sweetie,
just lie back,

562
00:40:22,824 --> 00:40:24,091
you've got those eye covers,

563
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,693
and put the earphones in.

564
00:40:25,726 --> 00:40:26,627
Just relax, okay?

565
00:40:26,661 --> 00:40:27,962
We'll be there in no time.

566
00:40:27,995 --> 00:40:29,030
Nighty-night.

567
00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:32,900
Goodnight, sweetheart.

568
00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:40,508
Club done?

569
00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:41,676
Is there a way to club?

570
00:40:56,657 --> 00:40:58,391
You're so hot.

571
00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:01,062
Oh wow, right away, huh?

572
00:41:01,095 --> 00:41:02,029
Gettin' right to it.

573
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,767
Oh my God,

574
00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:08,836
it fits right in there, huh?

575
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:09,737
Oh my God.

576
00:41:20,448 --> 00:41:21,115
Oh my God.

577
00:41:30,992 --> 00:41:32,493
Oh my God.

578
00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:37,531
Oh, oh.

579
00:41:50,578 --> 00:41:52,079
Oh my God, that burns.

580
00:41:52,113 --> 00:41:53,114
Please stop.

581
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:03,190
I hope you enjoyed
this hot piece of ass.

582
00:42:08,229 --> 00:42:09,163
Oh mommy.

583
00:42:18,906 --> 00:42:20,942
I shouldn't have cheated.

584
00:42:27,548 --> 00:42:29,150
I'm dying, I'm dying.

585
00:42:44,598 --> 00:42:45,666
Oh shit.

586
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:46,634
Oh shit.

587
00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:48,235
Oh shit.

588
00:42:48,269 --> 00:42:49,804
What you do?

589
00:42:49,837 --> 00:42:50,671
It was an accident.

590
00:42:50,705 --> 00:42:52,173
She fell and hit her head.

591
00:42:52,206 --> 00:42:53,207
I smell smoke.

592
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,075
Somebody smoking.

593
00:42:54,108 --> 00:42:56,077
No, she was possessed.

594
00:42:56,110 --> 00:42:57,244
They were possessed.

595
00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:59,780
There's something evil
on this plane.

596
00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:01,015
Quit that.

597
00:43:01,048 --> 00:43:01,882
But just not that tight.

598
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:04,719
Listen to me, we're
all gonna die

599
00:43:04,752 --> 00:43:06,187
if I don't get into
the luggage department.

600
00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,222
Father, why you Americans
always yell at me.

601
00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:09,957
Everybody yell at me.

602
00:43:09,991 --> 00:43:11,859
Please Amanda, I
need your help.

603
00:43:13,728 --> 00:43:15,930
Father, nobody say
please to me.

604
00:43:15,963 --> 00:43:17,231
Please say it again.

605
00:43:18,332 --> 00:43:19,200
Please.

606
00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:24,005
Oh I like therapy.

607
00:43:24,038 --> 00:43:25,906
Get a room!

608
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:28,075
You expect me to
figure this out.

609
00:43:28,109 --> 00:43:29,577
Thang, listen,

610
00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:32,246
when we get the body away,
you clean all the mess.

611
00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:33,647
Okay?

612
00:43:33,681 --> 00:43:34,582
Come on.

613
00:43:36,784 --> 00:43:37,651
Sorry.

614
00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:45,092
There nothing left.

615
00:43:49,030 --> 00:43:50,998
Baby baby, relax.

616
00:43:51,032 --> 00:43:52,099
Take you to heaven.

617
00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:54,335
Let's keep
this hush-hush.

618
00:43:54,368 --> 00:43:56,604
We mustn't start a panic
with the other passengers.

619
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:57,838
Okay, Father.

620
00:44:16,791 --> 00:44:17,625
Gentle, gentle.

621
00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:20,661
Isn't there somewhere
else we can put the body?

622
00:44:20,694 --> 00:44:22,096
Like a storage compartment?

623
00:44:22,129 --> 00:44:24,632
Father, she paid for the seat,

624
00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:25,699
and she staying there.

625
00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:26,801
There are rules.

626
00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:30,037
But that's when she was
alive, now she's a corpse.

627
00:44:30,071 --> 00:44:31,806
Father, there's no
more space left.

628
00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:32,706
She paid for the seat.

629
00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:35,276
I mean, listen to me okay,
you shut up.

630
00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:40,648
I need help, I can't
clean it up by myself.

631
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:41,315
Oh my God!

632
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:43,084
What is this, go go!

633
00:44:45,420 --> 00:44:47,922
Father, we clean it.

634
00:44:47,955 --> 00:44:48,789
clean it.

635
00:44:48,823 --> 00:44:50,357
You gonna get punished.

636
00:45:37,304 --> 00:45:41,108
Boy those steroids
really put you to sleep.

637
00:45:42,977 --> 00:45:44,979
What the hell are you doing?

638
00:45:45,012 --> 00:45:46,247
I'm going to the bathroom.

639
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,749
Damn, can't a man get
some sleep around here?

640
00:45:50,418 --> 00:45:51,285
Come on man.

641
00:46:08,169 --> 00:46:10,438
What the hell happened to her?

642
00:46:10,472 --> 00:46:11,305
Shh.

643
00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:12,139
What?

644
00:46:12,173 --> 00:46:14,041
Shh, it's complicated.

645
00:46:14,074 --> 00:46:14,909
What?

646
00:46:14,942 --> 00:46:17,479
It's complicated.

647
00:46:17,512 --> 00:46:19,180
What?

648
00:46:19,213 --> 00:46:21,315
Come sit down, sit down.

649
00:46:31,058 --> 00:46:32,993
I'm Rabbi Feldman, by the way.

650
00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:36,297
How can I help you, Father?

651
00:46:36,330 --> 00:46:38,265
Have you ever
witnessed an exorcism?

652
00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:43,103
Not really my field
of expertise.

653
00:46:43,137 --> 00:46:46,040
Mostly brises and bar mitzvahs.

654
00:46:46,073 --> 00:46:47,107
But they can be hell.

655
00:46:48,242 --> 00:46:51,446
Unfortunately, Jews don't
go in much for exorcisms,

656
00:46:51,479 --> 00:46:54,449
but I'll do what I can to help,
Father.

657
00:46:54,482 --> 00:46:57,017
Satan is very powerful,
and cunning.

658
00:46:58,420 --> 00:46:59,487
We'll need to work together.

659
00:46:59,521 --> 00:47:01,523
The entity will show
itself again.

660
00:47:01,556 --> 00:47:03,324
But where, we don't know.

661
00:47:04,892 --> 00:47:07,995
Well how can you be
certain it will strike again?

662
00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:10,432
Because I brought
Garvan's body on board

663
00:47:10,465 --> 00:47:12,199
when I checked in.

664
00:47:12,233 --> 00:47:13,234
Who is Garvan?

665
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,774
I served as an Army
Chaplain in Nam.

666
00:47:21,942 --> 00:47:23,344
This young mother

667
00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:27,248
who saw that I was a priest and,

668
00:47:29,049 --> 00:47:30,351
begged for my help.

669
00:47:30,384 --> 00:47:33,555
Her daughter was
screaming, and going crazy.

670
00:47:33,588 --> 00:47:35,155
Our platoon leader,
Lieutenant Garvan and I,

671
00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:36,257
entered the hut.

672
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,959
On the floor were two
dead US Marines

673
00:47:38,993 --> 00:47:42,096
with their heads
twisted on backwards.

674
00:47:43,531 --> 00:47:46,300
And that's when Garvan snapped.

675
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,369
The mother threw herself

676
00:47:48,403 --> 00:47:50,304
over the little girl
to protect her.

677
00:47:50,337 --> 00:47:53,274
That's when Garvan stabbed
her in the back

678
00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:54,542
with his bayonet.

679
00:47:54,576 --> 00:47:56,377
Garvan was distracted
by the girl,

680
00:47:56,411 --> 00:47:58,312
as her possession rose,

681
00:47:58,345 --> 00:48:00,515
her eyes rolled back
in her head.

682
00:48:02,082 --> 00:48:03,884
He shot her, in the heart.

683
00:48:12,427 --> 00:48:13,360
What a terrible story.

684
00:48:14,862 --> 00:48:17,231
What happened to the
entity, and the little girl?

685
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:20,402
I don't remember much
more after that.

686
00:48:20,435 --> 00:48:23,471
I ran, bombs were going off.

687
00:48:23,505 --> 00:48:24,805
Bullets over my head.

688
00:48:25,973 --> 00:48:29,343
Bodies exploding, and
then I saw Garvan,

689
00:48:32,913 --> 00:48:35,149
standing over me, with his gun.

690
00:48:37,318 --> 00:48:39,119
And he shot me, in the head.

691
00:48:40,455 --> 00:48:41,355
Right there.

692
00:48:42,490 --> 00:48:43,491
No, there.

693
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,895
Yes yes.

694
00:48:47,928 --> 00:48:50,030
Looks like a bird
made a poo-poo.

695
00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:54,536
I was barely alive when
they medevaced me back

696
00:48:54,569 --> 00:48:56,170
to the base hospital,

697
00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:59,273
when I fell into a coma
for five years.

698
00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:02,477
You were in a coma
for five years?

699
00:49:02,510 --> 00:49:04,412
And then a miracle happened.

700
00:49:04,446 --> 00:49:07,582
I woke up with a metal
plate in my head,

701
00:49:09,316 --> 00:49:11,553
with amnesia and PTSD.

702
00:49:13,455 --> 00:49:15,389
It took me a year and half

703
00:49:15,423 --> 00:49:18,158
to learn how to walk and
talk again, without drooling.

704
00:49:19,661 --> 00:49:21,563
I never told anyone
that story before.

705
00:49:22,697 --> 00:49:23,565
Well,

706
00:49:25,065 --> 00:49:27,402
you are a very lucky man.

707
00:49:27,435 --> 00:49:30,304
Yeah, but I don't think
so good anymore.

708
00:49:30,337 --> 00:49:32,039
I have these terrible headaches.

709
00:49:33,441 --> 00:49:34,975
Keeps me awake at night.

710
00:49:36,944 --> 00:49:38,979
Things get so twisted
around in my brain,

711
00:49:41,649 --> 00:49:43,651
I forget what I'm doing
half the time.

712
00:49:43,685 --> 00:49:46,554
They give me pills to
help me sleep,

713
00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:49,923
for anxiety, for the pain.

714
00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:54,294
It doesn't work because
I forget to take them,

715
00:49:54,328 --> 00:49:57,331
and when I take them,
it makes me aggressive,

716
00:49:57,364 --> 00:49:59,434
and horny, and suicidal.

717
00:50:04,204 --> 00:50:05,673
So why are you going to Vietnam?

718
00:50:06,674 --> 00:50:07,975
Timeshare.

719
00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:10,244
Oh.

720
00:50:22,356 --> 00:50:25,359
How did you like
your pea souffle?

721
00:50:26,728 --> 00:50:28,530
Oh, I don't feel so good.

722
00:50:28,563 --> 00:50:30,998
I think I'm gonna throw up.

723
00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:32,434
In the barf bag.

724
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:34,669
I don't have one.

725
00:50:34,702 --> 00:50:36,270
Oh God!

726
00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:38,071
We need barf bag fast!

727
00:50:38,105 --> 00:50:39,507
This is an emergency.

728
00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:41,709
Sorry to wake you up,
but we need a barf bag.

729
00:50:41,743 --> 00:50:42,677
Anybody got one?

730
00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:43,545
Honey move.

731
00:50:43,578 --> 00:50:45,112
The seat in
front of you.

732
00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:47,381
We need emergency, hurry,
wake up.

733
00:50:47,415 --> 00:50:48,450
Anybody got it?

734
00:50:48,483 --> 00:50:49,316
Got it?

735
00:50:49,349 --> 00:50:50,217
Pass it by.

736
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,052
Come on, quick, fast.

737
00:50:57,324 --> 00:51:00,260
Everybody, anybody find one?

738
00:51:00,294 --> 00:51:01,696
No no, hold it in.

739
00:51:04,532 --> 00:51:06,200
We found one.

740
00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:07,267
Got it.

741
00:51:14,141 --> 00:51:15,610
Holy shit!

742
00:51:30,057 --> 00:51:31,091
I feel so much better.

743
00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:41,268
Cute, you should
keep that look.

744
00:51:49,477 --> 00:51:50,512
I'll have the beef.

745
00:51:51,779 --> 00:51:53,380
Okay.

746
00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:54,816
Okay.

747
00:51:54,849 --> 00:51:56,049
Get back to sleep.

748
00:52:16,838 --> 00:52:18,138
I knew that woman was trouble

749
00:52:18,171 --> 00:52:20,274
as soon as I saw her
armpit hair.

750
00:52:22,844 --> 00:52:23,678
Oh!

751
00:52:23,711 --> 00:52:25,345
Stop, stop, oh wait.

752
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:26,748
Wait, here.

753
00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:28,148
You need one of these.

754
00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:30,418
Missus Montegue's
moist towelettes.

755
00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:31,753
That's my family.

756
00:52:31,786 --> 00:52:32,654
Okay.

757
00:52:35,890 --> 00:52:37,124
Puppy!

758
00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:39,293
Oh my God, it's a miracle.

759
00:52:40,695 --> 00:52:42,362
Pookie, come on Pookie.

760
00:52:42,396 --> 00:52:44,331
Come back, you little shit.

761
00:52:44,364 --> 00:52:48,503
God damn it, I knew I
should have.

762
00:52:48,536 --> 00:52:51,806
Come on, come on, come on,
bad dog.

763
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:52,707
Come on.

764
00:52:54,742 --> 00:52:55,810
I'm gonna rip your balls off.

765
00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:57,210
Pookie, stop it.

766
00:52:57,244 --> 00:52:58,546
Stop it, stop.

767
00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:59,447
Whoa.

768
00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:04,652
Pookie, come here.

769
00:53:06,487 --> 00:53:08,221
God damn it, Pookie.

770
00:53:10,324 --> 00:53:11,191
Come on.

771
00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:12,092
Pookie?

772
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:16,363
Pookie!

773
00:53:20,233 --> 00:53:23,370
Get this fuckin' thing off me.

774
00:53:26,608 --> 00:53:28,342
Oh, Lord forgive me.

775
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,209
Oh Pookie!

776
00:53:38,251 --> 00:53:42,457
I am never buying another,
whatever you are, again.

777
00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:45,893
Pookie?

778
00:53:47,428 --> 00:53:48,328
Pookie?

779
00:54:01,843 --> 00:54:03,176
Lady, bitch.

780
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,722
We got a mongrel
running around here.

781
00:54:16,891 --> 00:54:17,592
Wake up lady,

782
00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:19,794
this is nice glass champagne.

783
00:54:22,830 --> 00:54:24,331
Oh, Thang, come back here.

784
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:46,954
Is it real?

785
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:49,957
Oh God, it's real.

786
00:55:01,268 --> 00:55:04,204
I think I'm gonna
have this baby.

787
00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:11,412
Can you wait a couple of
hours to start?

788
00:55:18,953 --> 00:55:20,488
Son of a bitch!

789
00:55:28,295 --> 00:55:30,465
She's having a devil baby!

790
00:55:30,498 --> 00:55:32,033
She's having Garvan's baby.

791
00:55:32,066 --> 00:55:32,734
Who?

792
00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:35,302
She's having Garvan's baby.

793
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:36,504
Oh, Garvan's baby.

794
00:55:36,537 --> 00:55:37,304
What?

795
00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:39,339
The body of Christ
compels you.

796
00:55:39,372 --> 00:55:41,843
The body of Christ compels you.

797
00:55:43,678 --> 00:55:45,513
The body of Christ compels you.

798
00:55:46,714 --> 00:55:47,849
It's coming out!

799
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:56,858
Hurry, get him into
the bathroom.

800
00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:57,759
Go, go.

801
00:56:00,495 --> 00:56:01,763
Come on, come on, come on.

802
00:56:04,432 --> 00:56:05,833
Come on, let's go!

803
00:56:50,912 --> 00:56:51,779
What?

804
00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:54,415
What's going on?

805
00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:06,427
That little bitch bit my ear!

806
00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:16,537
Put him up here,
right in here.

807
00:57:23,144 --> 00:57:25,947
This flight's gonna kill me.

808
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,782
Does anyone
have a plunger?

809
00:57:27,815 --> 00:57:28,749
How about some Draino?

810
00:57:28,783 --> 00:57:31,118
Oy, he's still in there.

811
00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:32,753
I flushed it, I flushed it.

812
00:57:32,787 --> 00:57:33,855
Look, it's gone.

813
00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:42,930
Boy,

814
00:57:44,465 --> 00:57:47,902
that smelled like my Uncle
Morey after Satyr dinner.

815
00:57:49,103 --> 00:57:50,671
Three gefilte fish.

816
00:57:52,073 --> 00:57:53,474
Woo.

817
00:57:55,576 --> 00:57:56,777
Wow.

818
00:57:56,811 --> 00:57:58,145
Do you think it's over, Father?

819
00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:01,782
Not until we destroy
the entity down below.

820
00:58:04,185 --> 00:58:05,953
Father, I'm sorry
to disturb you.

821
00:58:05,987 --> 00:58:07,722
It's all right,
it's all right.

822
00:58:07,755 --> 00:58:11,025
I'm just trying to save everyone
from hell and damnation.

823
00:58:12,627 --> 00:58:14,428
I'm scared.

824
00:58:14,462 --> 00:58:15,263
I don't want to die.

825
00:58:16,697 --> 00:58:18,432
I don't want to be
possessed either.

826
00:58:18,466 --> 00:58:20,201
Looks gross, you know?

827
00:58:20,234 --> 00:58:22,136
Who's gonna pay to see that?

828
00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:23,037
But I believe now,

829
00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:25,072
or at the very least I
believe in Satan,

830
00:58:25,106 --> 00:58:27,475
and I want to believe in God.

831
00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:31,545
Please, could you help me pray?

832
00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:32,546
Well,
what you've said

833
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:34,482
is already a prayer to God.

834
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:36,450
Okay.

835
00:58:37,919 --> 00:58:39,220
I want to confess my sins,
Father,

836
00:58:39,253 --> 00:58:40,154
and I've got a lot.

837
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:41,956
- When I was 13 my,
- Veronica please,

838
00:58:41,989 --> 00:58:43,991
- Veronica, I don't have time.
- When I was 13,

839
00:58:44,025 --> 00:58:45,559
my step-daddy took my cherry.

840
00:58:45,593 --> 00:58:47,161
But you know what, I kind
of led him on.

841
00:58:47,194 --> 00:58:48,930
And then in high school
there was the football team,

842
00:58:48,963 --> 00:58:51,766
the B squad, you know the
A squad, they're all jerks.

843
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:53,968
I stole money from the coffers,

844
00:58:54,001 --> 00:58:55,469
but not for anything
like insidious,

845
00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:57,138
just a little bit of
ecstasy that Freddy Baker,

846
00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:59,473
that his brother brought
back from Florida.

847
00:58:59,507 --> 00:59:00,942
Then there was Father Flanagan,

848
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:04,211
and I didn't leave that one on,
a lot.

849
00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,880
And then there was Sister
Constance, you know,

850
00:59:05,913 --> 00:59:06,714
'cause I'm open-minded,

851
00:59:06,747 --> 00:59:08,916
and then, oh Father,
20 minutes ago

852
00:59:08,950 --> 00:59:10,851
I gave the big muscly
guy a blow job.

853
00:59:10,885 --> 00:59:13,054
I think he ejaculated
protein shake mix in my hair.

854
00:59:13,087 --> 00:59:15,556
It was like strawberry,
which I've had worse.

855
00:59:16,691 --> 00:59:19,093
Father, please tell me,
do you think,

856
00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:21,662
do you think that Jesus Christ

857
00:59:21,696 --> 00:59:23,597
could forgive a beautiful
blonde terpsacorian

858
00:59:23,631 --> 00:59:26,033
from Sandusky, Ohio on her
way to Pokemon, Vietnam

859
00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:29,136
to get vaginal rejuvenation,
or is that just ridiculous?

860
00:59:29,170 --> 00:59:30,871
I think you need to stay
off your knees, Veronica.

861
00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:32,606
I really have to pee.

862
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,142
Yes, all right.

863
00:59:35,176 --> 00:59:36,944
Father, Father, I
want to confess,

864
00:59:36,978 --> 00:59:38,245
I want to confess, Father.

865
00:59:40,047 --> 00:59:41,082
No please.

866
00:59:41,115 --> 00:59:44,251
I can't take, I can't
take any more confessions.

867
00:59:44,285 --> 00:59:46,687
I just don't have the time,

868
00:59:46,721 --> 00:59:49,123
so please, in the name
of the Father,

869
00:59:49,156 --> 00:59:50,992
the Son, and the Holy Spirit,

870
00:59:51,025 --> 00:59:54,729
go back to your seats and say
50 Hail Mary's, backwards.

871
00:59:54,762 --> 00:59:55,596
Thank you.

872
00:59:55,629 --> 00:59:57,131
What an asshole!

873
01:00:00,201 --> 01:00:01,936
Last time, Amanda,

874
01:00:01,969 --> 01:00:06,874
I need to get down to the
god damn luggage compartment.

875
01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:08,309
You're upset with
luggage compartment.

876
01:00:08,342 --> 01:00:10,778
No, the demon is down below.

877
01:00:10,811 --> 01:00:12,713
The source is down below.

878
01:00:12,747 --> 01:00:14,315
We're all gonna die.

879
01:00:14,348 --> 01:00:15,216
Just say, please.

880
01:00:16,384 --> 01:00:19,920
Please Amanda, let me enter
the luggage compartment.

881
01:00:19,954 --> 01:00:21,122
There, where?

882
01:00:21,155 --> 01:00:22,089
Go here.

883
01:00:22,123 --> 01:00:23,024
Open the cockpit.

884
01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:24,725
Open the...

885
01:00:24,759 --> 01:00:25,860
This is
it.

886
01:00:28,863 --> 01:00:30,064
Go Father, here.

887
01:00:42,943 --> 01:00:43,811
Okay.

888
01:00:46,881 --> 01:00:49,050
I know you're down here, Garvan.

889
01:00:51,786 --> 01:00:54,822
Where are ya, ya son of a bitch.

890
01:00:54,855 --> 01:00:55,723
Come on out.

891
01:01:07,768 --> 01:01:08,636
Oh my God!

892
01:01:13,674 --> 01:01:15,843
He's gone.

893
01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:17,144
Gone.

894
01:01:17,178 --> 01:01:18,012
No, Feldman.

895
01:01:18,045 --> 01:01:18,879
No, Garvan.

896
01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:19,747
No, Feldman.

897
01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:20,614
Garvan.

898
01:01:24,718 --> 01:01:26,353
Hey, Father Romero.

899
01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:27,054
How's he hangin'?

900
01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:32,059
I'm gonna send you back to
hell, you miserable bastard.

901
01:01:32,093 --> 01:01:33,360
Really?

902
01:01:33,394 --> 01:01:34,762
I belong in hell?

903
01:01:34,795 --> 01:01:36,664
Absolutely.

904
01:01:38,132 --> 01:01:39,900
You want to get so funny?

905
01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:42,903
When you're surrounded
by 72 virgins.

906
01:01:42,937 --> 01:01:44,772
That's fire and brimstone.

907
01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:45,806
Sorry.

908
01:01:47,341 --> 01:01:50,077
What are you gonna do
Rabbi, guilt me to death?

909
01:01:50,111 --> 01:01:53,914
The power of modus
compels you.

910
01:01:59,854 --> 01:02:01,188
Hey, that hurts you know.

911
01:02:01,222 --> 01:02:03,324
By the way, that was kind
of mean of you.

912
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:05,427
I want to tell you one thing,

913
01:02:07,027 --> 01:02:09,431
I'm gonna kill everybody
on this fuckin' plane.

914
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:12,666
You've lost your faith,
you cocksucker.

915
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:14,402
God is the everlasting light.

916
01:02:14,436 --> 01:02:16,804
It is God who commands you.

917
01:02:16,837 --> 01:02:18,906
You're no match for me!

918
01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:45,132
Forgive me Father,

919
01:02:45,166 --> 01:02:47,101
for I have sinned.

920
01:02:47,134 --> 01:02:48,269
Oh fuck you.

921
01:03:42,923 --> 01:03:43,757
Father?

922
01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:44,792
Father, wake up.

923
01:03:44,825 --> 01:03:47,061
Wake up, what I'm I gonna do?

924
01:04:11,852 --> 01:04:12,987
I thought you were dead.

925
01:04:14,489 --> 01:04:15,356
Come here.

926
01:04:21,529 --> 01:04:23,565
What's going on?

927
01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:26,501
My God, you're alive!

928
01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:30,104
We thought you were dead.

929
01:04:30,137 --> 01:04:33,374
I had to drag your body up
from the luggage compartment,

930
01:04:33,408 --> 01:04:35,376
one step at a time.

931
01:04:35,410 --> 01:04:36,578
You're a lot heavier
than you look.

932
01:04:36,611 --> 01:04:37,445
What happened?

933
01:04:37,479 --> 01:04:38,312
Where am I?

934
01:04:38,345 --> 01:04:39,813
Who are you people?

935
01:04:39,847 --> 01:04:42,484
Father, you're on a plane.

936
01:04:42,517 --> 01:04:45,553
You Americans always think
you're better than yourself.

937
01:04:45,587 --> 01:04:47,455
I put faith in you, but
you let me down.

938
01:04:48,889 --> 01:04:51,225
How am I gonna explain
to all the passengers

939
01:04:51,258 --> 01:04:52,494
that paid for the seat,

940
01:04:52,527 --> 01:04:56,230
and the chaos you
created for us, huh?

941
01:04:56,263 --> 01:04:57,398
How?

942
01:04:57,432 --> 01:05:00,100
Listen, don't go
all demon on us.

943
01:05:00,134 --> 01:05:02,504
I don't have the right
to save you.

944
01:05:02,537 --> 01:05:03,804
Now I remember.

945
01:05:04,606 --> 01:05:06,940
Yeah, I'm sorry.

946
01:05:06,974 --> 01:05:07,609
What?

947
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:09,176
I can't do this.

948
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,578
What happened down
there to you?

949
01:05:10,612 --> 01:05:12,379
I'm a failure as a priest.

950
01:05:12,414 --> 01:05:13,814
I'm a failure as a man.

951
01:05:15,517 --> 01:05:17,151
I'm a lousy exorcist.

952
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,488
I'm worthless in the
eyes of God.

953
01:05:21,889 --> 01:05:22,923
How could it be,

954
01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:25,593
that while you've spent
your life helping others,

955
01:05:25,627 --> 01:05:27,861
forgiving them of their sins,

956
01:05:27,895 --> 01:05:29,396
you haven't forgiven yourself.

957
01:05:31,633 --> 01:05:34,636
For the first time, the
truth's right.

958
01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:38,272
Father, you should forgive
yourself, as a old man.

959
01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:39,940
You're not a hero.

960
01:05:39,973 --> 01:05:41,975
You need a pretty lady, like me,

961
01:05:42,009 --> 01:05:45,312
to smooch, smash, and
make sweet love.

962
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,117
Look,

963
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,386
I guess, I've been angry.

964
01:05:54,221 --> 01:05:55,457
I've been angry,

965
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,629
and I guess I've hated myself

966
01:06:01,663 --> 01:06:04,566
and God, since the Vietnam War.

967
01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:08,636
But the only way

968
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:13,140
is to have the world and
its errors forgiven by you,

969
01:06:13,173 --> 01:06:15,142
so we can all forgive together.

970
01:06:16,444 --> 01:06:17,945
I realize that now.

971
01:06:20,314 --> 01:06:21,549
You need pussy.

972
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:24,486
She's right.

973
01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:25,386
I feel better now.

974
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:26,253
Good.

975
01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:27,489
Okay, listen.

976
01:06:29,223 --> 01:06:31,325
We have a lot of work to do,
let's pray.

977
01:06:31,358 --> 01:06:32,226
Okay.

978
01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,128
But first,

979
01:06:35,195 --> 01:06:36,664
I need to piss like a racehorse.

980
01:07:24,044 --> 01:07:24,679
Help!

981
01:07:24,712 --> 01:07:26,213
Help!

982
01:07:29,717 --> 01:07:31,453
I command you,

983
01:07:31,486 --> 01:07:32,720
be gone!

984
01:07:32,754 --> 01:07:35,423
I'll eat your heart out,
priest.

985
01:07:36,558 --> 01:07:38,493
Where's your holy water?

986
01:07:38,526 --> 01:07:39,661
I don't have it.

987
01:07:39,694 --> 01:07:42,229
I heard you the first time.

988
01:07:57,512 --> 01:07:59,379
What did you spray on him?

989
01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:01,416
Napalm spray, I
got in Vietnam.

990
01:08:01,449 --> 01:08:04,017
I always keep it in my
tights, just in case.

991
01:08:04,051 --> 01:08:05,553
To keep the bad boys away.

992
01:08:06,654 --> 01:08:08,523
Come with me, Amanda, come.

993
01:08:10,558 --> 01:08:12,059
Where in the hell's
the priest goin'?

994
01:08:12,092 --> 01:08:13,327
It's the pills.

995
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,530
Makes him angry, horny,
and suicidal.

996
01:08:16,330 --> 01:08:17,164
By the way, he's the one

997
01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:19,066
that brought the demon
on the plane.

998
01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:20,535
Jesus H Christ!

999
01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:21,402
What?

1000
01:08:21,436 --> 01:08:22,269
What?

1001
01:08:22,302 --> 01:08:23,136
What?

1002
01:08:23,170 --> 01:08:24,104
What?

1003
01:08:24,137 --> 01:08:24,772
What?

1004
01:08:24,806 --> 01:08:25,640
What?

1005
01:08:25,673 --> 01:08:26,541
What?

1006
01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:31,779
What!

1007
01:08:38,686 --> 01:08:39,554
Birds!

1008
01:08:41,456 --> 01:08:43,725
Come on, man.

1009
01:08:43,758 --> 01:08:45,660
You were in Vietnam,
during the war?

1010
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:48,362
I grew up on the street.

1011
01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:50,264
And the boys school.

1012
01:08:50,297 --> 01:08:52,299
You were a boy back then?

1013
01:08:52,332 --> 01:08:53,501
Yes.

1014
01:08:53,535 --> 01:08:54,802
Shh.

1015
01:08:54,836 --> 01:08:56,704
I'm a girl now.

1016
01:08:56,738 --> 01:08:58,640
Do I look pretty?

1017
01:08:58,673 --> 01:08:59,807
Very pretty.

1018
01:08:59,841 --> 01:09:01,442
Where did you live in Vietnam?

1019
01:09:02,544 --> 01:09:04,712
It was called Chu
Chi in Saigon.

1020
01:09:06,146 --> 01:09:08,816
That's where my
mother was killed,

1021
01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,618
by American soldier.

1022
01:09:10,652 --> 01:09:11,519
Chu Chi?

1023
01:09:13,488 --> 01:09:15,255
I can't be.

1024
01:09:15,289 --> 01:09:16,123
Dao?

1025
01:09:17,224 --> 01:09:19,192
How did you know my name?

1026
01:09:19,226 --> 01:09:20,495
I was there, in the hut.

1027
01:09:20,528 --> 01:09:21,496
You killed my mother?

1028
01:09:21,529 --> 01:09:23,464
No, I tried to stop him.

1029
01:09:23,498 --> 01:09:26,501
I wanted to help your
sister, she was possessed.

1030
01:09:26,534 --> 01:09:27,802
Is American.

1031
01:09:27,835 --> 01:09:28,803
No.

1032
01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:30,405
No, you're lying.

1033
01:09:30,438 --> 01:09:31,406
I don't believe you.

1034
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:33,206
You're lying!

1035
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,710
I remember the last
words your mother spoke,

1036
01:09:35,743 --> 01:09:36,611
before she died.

1037
01:09:36,644 --> 01:09:40,347
She said, "Run Dao, run."

1038
01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:42,417
And then you ran out of the hut,
escaped.

1039
01:09:44,519 --> 01:09:46,854
I want to kill you.

1040
01:09:46,888 --> 01:09:48,355
What can you do to change it?

1041
01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:51,693
How can you live
with that thing?

1042
01:09:51,726 --> 01:09:53,795
You acting like American.

1043
01:09:56,163 --> 01:09:58,633
You're the reason why
I'm going back to Vietnam.

1044
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:01,903
To bring Garvan's body back,

1045
01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,605
so we can destroy it together.

1046
01:10:05,807 --> 01:10:08,610
You brought me a corpse?

1047
01:10:08,643 --> 01:10:10,612
That's a shitty deal.

1048
01:10:10,645 --> 01:10:11,512
I know.

1049
01:10:17,317 --> 01:10:19,286
Then I wasn't thinking.

1050
01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:21,623
And now the demon is
loose on this plane.

1051
01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:25,493
Now, thanks to you we're
all gonna die on this plane.

1052
01:10:25,526 --> 01:10:26,861
Not if I can help it.

1053
01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:28,896
I mean this may sound crazy but,

1054
01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:31,298
hell is at the center of
the Earth, right?

1055
01:10:31,331 --> 01:10:32,567
If there is a hell.

1056
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,701
Assuming there is,

1057
01:10:35,235 --> 01:10:38,940
the further we fly from
the hot core of the Earth,

1058
01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:40,675
more unlikely it will be

1059
01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:42,275
that the demon can reach us.

1060
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,482
We need to convince the captain

1061
01:10:47,515 --> 01:10:50,618
to fly higher, into the
colder temperatures,

1062
01:10:50,652 --> 01:10:55,723
and maybe that way we can go
above the demon's jurisdiction.

1063
01:10:55,757 --> 01:10:58,760
I don't know, it sounds
crazy enough to make sense.

1064
01:10:58,793 --> 01:11:00,227
Or it will kill everyone.

1065
01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:02,664
All our lives are
in your hands.

1066
01:11:02,697 --> 01:11:03,531
Captain?

1067
01:11:03,564 --> 01:11:04,398
Hey!

1068
01:11:04,432 --> 01:11:05,265
I need your help.

1069
01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:06,233
You can't come in here.

1070
01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:06,734
Now, get out.

1071
01:11:06,768 --> 01:11:07,835
I told them.

1072
01:11:07,869 --> 01:11:11,639
Captain, these two men
told me that you can help us

1073
01:11:11,673 --> 01:11:12,907
get rid of the demon.

1074
01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:13,808
Demon?

1075
01:11:14,776 --> 01:11:15,943
What demon?

1076
01:11:15,977 --> 01:11:18,513
In the luggage compartment.

1077
01:11:18,546 --> 01:11:19,647
There's a demon?

1078
01:11:19,681 --> 01:11:21,248
In the luggage compartment?

1079
01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:22,483
Would that be a metaphor?

1080
01:11:23,785 --> 01:11:26,888
No, this is nuts.

1081
01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:29,724
Get the fuck outta my cockpit.

1082
01:11:29,757 --> 01:11:31,759
Hello, boys.

1083
01:11:31,793 --> 01:11:32,860
And girl.

1084
01:11:32,894 --> 01:11:33,895
Whatever you are.

1085
01:11:35,730 --> 01:11:36,864
Jesus, what the fuck was that?

1086
01:11:38,466 --> 01:11:40,935
The meanest passenger
you've ever seen.

1087
01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:43,471
Captain, many horrible deaths.

1088
01:11:43,504 --> 01:11:44,906
He's telling the truth.

1089
01:11:44,939 --> 01:11:46,306
I wouldn't have
believed it myself,

1090
01:11:46,339 --> 01:11:47,542
but there's an evil entity,

1091
01:11:47,575 --> 01:11:49,242
and it's infecting
the passengers.

1092
01:11:49,276 --> 01:11:51,612
And it's spreading
like at evil fart.

1093
01:11:51,646 --> 01:11:55,282
You farted, you fuckin'
just farted, you

1094
01:11:55,315 --> 01:11:56,349
piece of shit.

1095
01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:57,719
It stinks man.

1096
01:11:57,752 --> 01:11:58,986
I didn't do it.

1097
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:04,892
Don't fart in public, go.

1098
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,828
Wipe your ass.

1099
01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,001
What do you want me to do?

1100
01:12:15,703 --> 01:12:17,270
Increase your altitude.

1101
01:12:17,304 --> 01:12:18,740
What good would that do?

1102
01:12:18,773 --> 01:12:19,907
It'll freeze him out.

1103
01:12:20,842 --> 01:12:22,977
How high can this plane fly?

1104
01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:24,045
40,000 feet, max.

1105
01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:25,312
50,000?

1106
01:12:27,849 --> 01:12:28,916
We come apart.

1107
01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:29,817
And higher?

1108
01:12:29,851 --> 01:12:30,685
What?

1109
01:12:30,718 --> 01:12:31,753
And higher?

1110
01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,656
Oh, the passengers
would freeze to death,

1111
01:12:35,690 --> 01:12:37,525
and we'd turn to ice shards.

1112
01:12:37,558 --> 01:12:39,326
Take us to 60,000.

1113
01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:41,796
You out of your freakin' mind?

1114
01:12:41,829 --> 01:12:43,330
No!

1115
01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:44,866
No, that would be suicide.

1116
01:12:44,899 --> 01:12:45,967
How would
you prefer to...

1117
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,901
Suicide!

1118
01:12:46,934 --> 01:12:48,903
How would you prefer to die?

1119
01:12:48,936 --> 01:12:50,538
Exploding into shards of ice,

1120
01:12:50,571 --> 01:12:53,608
or possessed and
dragged through hell?

1121
01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:54,675
For all of eternity.

1122
01:12:58,746 --> 01:12:59,714
Give me a moment.

1123
01:13:01,549 --> 01:13:02,416
Shards?

1124
01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:05,653
I think I'll take the demon,

1125
01:13:05,686 --> 01:13:07,387
being dragged through
hell for all of eternity.

1126
01:13:07,421 --> 01:13:09,056
But I will have a
side of shards.

1127
01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:11,492
Captain, we must try.

1128
01:13:11,526 --> 01:13:13,761
I have one last procedure left.

1129
01:13:15,496 --> 01:13:16,964
I don't want to die as a man.

1130
01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:18,566
Do you understand?

1131
01:13:18,599 --> 01:13:20,101
Snip, snip.

1132
01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:21,602
Snip, snip snip.

1133
01:13:21,636 --> 01:13:22,703
Snip.

1134
01:13:22,737 --> 01:13:23,771
Please?

1135
01:13:23,805 --> 01:13:25,706
You know, I was savin' this

1136
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:26,774
till we landed, but.

1137
01:13:26,808 --> 01:13:28,709
Let me have a little of that.

1138
01:13:28,743 --> 01:13:29,577
Thank you.

1139
01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:30,812
No no no.

1140
01:13:30,845 --> 01:13:31,913
Please please?

1141
01:13:34,448 --> 01:13:35,483
Please?

1142
01:13:35,516 --> 01:13:39,921
Amanda, make an announcement
to the passengers,

1143
01:13:39,954 --> 01:13:42,089
that we are changing course,

1144
01:13:42,123 --> 01:13:43,624
and we're going to the moon.

1145
01:13:44,926 --> 01:13:45,860
Yes, Captain.

1146
01:13:45,893 --> 01:13:46,761
Thank you.

1147
01:13:49,063 --> 01:13:50,565
We're going to the moon.

1148
01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:53,634
Reckon she's
already on the moon.

1149
01:13:57,471 --> 01:13:58,906
Here, have a slug.

1150
01:13:58,940 --> 01:13:59,907
Thanks.

1151
01:13:59,941 --> 01:14:00,942
Go for it.

1152
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,578
Thank you, Father Hog.

1153
01:14:05,079 --> 01:14:05,947
All right,

1154
01:14:08,482 --> 01:14:09,684
we'd better hang on.

1155
01:14:09,717 --> 01:14:11,118
Give her hell.

1156
01:14:28,169 --> 01:14:30,037
47, pull back a little
bit more, a little more.

1157
01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:32,073
He can't fake this.

1158
01:14:32,106 --> 01:14:34,675
Don't hit stall speed.

1159
01:14:34,709 --> 01:14:36,043
Lower the nose just a hair.

1160
01:14:36,944 --> 01:14:37,845
All right, there we go.

1161
01:14:37,879 --> 01:14:39,013
Here we go.

1162
01:14:39,046 --> 01:14:42,016
This son of a bitch should
fall apart right about now.

1163
01:14:43,451 --> 01:14:44,118
And?

1164
01:14:45,686 --> 01:14:46,554
Fuck.

1165
01:14:51,993 --> 01:14:54,128
Hoo, let's hang a right.

1166
01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:59,066
Hocus pocus steady steady,
steady.

1167
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:00,568
We're at 50,000.

1168
01:15:14,548 --> 01:15:16,117
Don't stall it, don't stall it!

1169
01:15:16,150 --> 01:15:18,119
We're almost there,
we're almost there.

1170
01:15:18,152 --> 01:15:19,220
Where?

1171
01:15:19,253 --> 01:15:20,788
Oh come on.

1172
01:15:20,821 --> 01:15:21,923
60!

1173
01:15:23,491 --> 01:15:24,458
Hear that?

1174
01:15:24,492 --> 01:15:25,126
Yeah, what's that?

1175
01:15:25,159 --> 01:15:26,027
Lower the nose.

1176
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,795
Come on,
he's still alive.

1177
01:15:27,828 --> 01:15:28,996
No, down.

1178
01:15:29,030 --> 01:15:31,198
Oh my God, part of
my knee is in my mouth.

1179
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,068
Oh man.

1180
01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:36,904
Come on, higher man.

1181
01:15:36,938 --> 01:15:40,174
Knock this son of a bitch out.

1182
01:15:40,207 --> 01:15:41,909
Slow that nose speed.

1183
01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:53,154
I feel like a bobblehead.

1184
01:15:53,187 --> 01:15:53,854
You good?

1185
01:15:53,888 --> 01:15:55,056
Yeah, we're good.

1186
01:15:55,089 --> 01:15:56,057
Level out, level out, level out.

1187
01:15:59,927 --> 01:16:00,962
Oh shit.

1188
01:16:04,999 --> 01:16:06,500
We're wrong about this plan.

1189
01:16:08,602 --> 01:16:09,470
Shit.

1190
01:16:14,542 --> 01:16:15,743
We made it.

1191
01:16:15,776 --> 01:16:16,711
We made it.

1192
01:16:23,551 --> 01:16:26,153
We need to serve some
drinks and some booze.

1193
01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:28,122
Warm up the people.

1194
01:16:39,033 --> 01:16:40,701
May God have mercy.

1195
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:46,874
Amanda?

1196
01:16:46,907 --> 01:16:48,642
Amanda come here
like I told you.

1197
01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:51,946
That's the holiest thing
I've ever seen.

1198
01:17:05,192 --> 01:17:06,227
Thang?

1199
01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:07,128
Huh?

1200
01:17:16,137 --> 01:17:18,606
Vagina shining with light.

1201
01:17:20,908 --> 01:17:22,710
I want one like that.

1202
01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:25,713
I want one like that.

1203
01:17:53,174 --> 01:17:55,242
Flexing keep you warm.

1204
01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:57,211
More power, more power.

1205
01:18:02,149 --> 01:18:03,284
Almost done.

1206
01:18:14,695 --> 01:18:16,363
I will fear no evil.

1207
01:18:17,765 --> 01:18:20,701
Thy rod and thy staff,
comforts me.

1208
01:18:29,944 --> 01:18:31,745
Let's sit right here.

1209
01:18:40,054 --> 01:18:42,756
Drink one of these, it's hot.

1210
01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:50,764
Hi, pretty lady.

1211
01:18:50,798 --> 01:18:51,966
I'm sorry so cold.

1212
01:18:53,033 --> 01:18:53,868
You're so beautiful.

1213
01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:54,368
I admire you.

1214
01:18:55,836 --> 01:18:57,872
Would you like to have
a drink, keep you warm?

1215
01:18:57,905 --> 01:18:59,373
Oh no, we don't drink.

1216
01:19:02,109 --> 01:19:03,744
Your loss, bitch.

1217
01:19:05,413 --> 01:19:07,748
I'll pray for you.

1218
01:19:28,403 --> 01:19:30,070
Flying at 60,000
feet didn't work,

1219
01:19:30,104 --> 01:19:32,072
nor did holy water.

1220
01:19:32,106 --> 01:19:33,340
I don't know what else to do.

1221
01:19:34,775 --> 01:19:37,778
Perhaps your holy water
isn't strong enough.

1222
01:19:37,811 --> 01:19:38,413
What?

1223
01:19:39,481 --> 01:19:42,917
I know ancient Vietnamese
witch doctor potion,

1224
01:19:42,950 --> 01:19:43,717
for possession.

1225
01:19:44,852 --> 01:19:47,188
Well why didn't you
say so earlier?

1226
01:19:47,221 --> 01:19:48,289
No one asked.

1227
01:19:49,424 --> 01:19:50,925
You keep a secret from me?

1228
01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,061
What's the ingredients
to the magic potion?

1229
01:19:54,094 --> 01:19:58,732
Okay, first is pubic
hair of virgin.

1230
01:19:58,766 --> 01:19:59,833
What?

1231
01:19:59,867 --> 01:20:01,403
How do you expect?

1232
01:20:02,336 --> 01:20:03,337
I got one.

1233
01:20:23,558 --> 01:20:25,125
Forgive me Father,

1234
01:20:25,159 --> 01:20:30,164
for I have sinned.

1235
01:20:37,071 --> 01:20:41,208
They're possessed.

1236
01:20:41,242 --> 01:20:42,843
They are possessed, aren't they?

1237
01:20:42,876 --> 01:20:44,378
Of course, they're possessed.

1238
01:20:44,412 --> 01:20:46,880
The entity is getting
stronger, multiplying.

1239
01:20:46,914 --> 01:20:49,250
Soon everyone on the plane
is gonna be infected.

1240
01:20:52,554 --> 01:20:53,887
You see that over there?

1241
01:20:55,122 --> 01:20:56,056
The green mist.

1242
01:20:56,090 --> 01:20:58,426
It's gotten into the
ventilation system.

1243
01:20:58,460 --> 01:21:01,161
Okay, if it's everywhere,
how do we stop it?

1244
01:21:02,464 --> 01:21:04,031
Thang's magic potion.

1245
01:21:04,064 --> 01:21:06,468
We put it into the
air-con system,

1246
01:21:06,501 --> 01:21:09,404
flush the entity out,
and save the passengers.

1247
01:21:09,437 --> 01:21:11,573
Okay, how do we do that?

1248
01:21:11,606 --> 01:21:13,007
Ventilation system,

1249
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:16,143
he can breathe it from
the ventilation system.

1250
01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:17,512
Ah, that's my boy.

1251
01:21:17,545 --> 01:21:18,580
My girl!

1252
01:21:22,049 --> 01:21:25,085
Hey, let's make the
magic potion.

1253
01:21:25,119 --> 01:21:25,953
Come on.

1254
01:21:25,986 --> 01:21:27,087
But,

1255
01:21:27,121 --> 01:21:30,425
not with the virgin, the hair.

1256
01:21:30,458 --> 01:21:31,526
You got them.

1257
01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:36,997
Jesus Christ.

1258
01:21:37,031 --> 01:21:38,299
That's hot.

1259
01:21:38,332 --> 01:21:39,933
Come on, let's go.

1260
01:21:46,140 --> 01:21:47,875
God, it's hot now.

1261
01:21:54,882 --> 01:21:56,551
What's on the
shopping list.

1262
01:21:56,584 --> 01:21:58,085
Hair of the dog.

1263
01:22:06,528 --> 01:22:07,394
Relax.

1264
01:22:28,082 --> 01:22:29,083
Is enough?

1265
01:22:30,552 --> 01:22:33,220
Next, a human bone.

1266
01:22:33,253 --> 01:22:34,188
I got it.

1267
01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:45,065
Sorry.

1268
01:22:45,099 --> 01:22:47,034
People will leave hell
because of you.

1269
01:22:49,269 --> 01:22:50,904
The bone.

1270
01:22:50,938 --> 01:22:51,606
Yeah.

1271
01:22:52,574 --> 01:22:53,675
And, what's next?

1272
01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:56,143
Next, eye of newt.

1273
01:22:57,244 --> 01:23:01,982
Okay, got it.

1274
01:23:14,995 --> 01:23:15,963
I'm terribly sorry.

1275
01:23:18,265 --> 01:23:19,133
This one?

1276
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:20,702
What's that for?

1277
01:23:20,735 --> 01:23:22,302
Eye of newt.

1278
01:23:22,336 --> 01:23:23,505
Close enough, now mix.

1279
01:23:34,549 --> 01:23:36,350
Pour it into the air vent.

1280
01:23:36,383 --> 01:23:37,652
There.

1281
01:23:42,356 --> 01:23:44,091
Sorry sorry sorry.

1282
01:23:46,226 --> 01:23:47,060
Good?

1283
01:23:47,094 --> 01:23:48,496
Smells like ass.

1284
01:23:53,267 --> 01:23:55,470
Now I make announcement.

1285
01:23:55,503 --> 01:23:58,071
Hello, ladies and gentlemen,

1286
01:23:58,105 --> 01:23:59,741
this is Amanda, don't panic.

1287
01:24:09,584 --> 01:24:11,318
Please, don't panic.

1288
01:24:13,588 --> 01:24:15,122
It's show time!

1289
01:24:20,628 --> 01:24:22,564
Happy new years losers.

1290
01:24:24,031 --> 01:24:26,366
Watch out, he's got a bomb.

1291
01:24:35,710 --> 01:24:37,512
I must warn you, Hercules,

1292
01:24:37,545 --> 01:24:40,415
I'm a trained assassin,
with the...

1293
01:24:53,461 --> 01:24:54,762
Don't look him in the eye.

1294
01:24:54,796 --> 01:24:56,063
What?

1295
01:24:56,096 --> 01:24:57,364
Don't look
him in the eye.

1296
01:24:58,332 --> 01:25:01,001
It's hell, Doctor John Wayne.

1297
01:25:11,579 --> 01:25:13,247
What's goin' on?

1298
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:15,483
You are in.

1299
01:25:27,629 --> 01:25:29,296
Feldman, god damn it!

1300
01:25:29,329 --> 01:25:31,164
You're on my balls.

1301
01:25:31,198 --> 01:25:32,065
What?

1302
01:25:32,867 --> 01:25:34,402
You're on my balls.

1303
01:25:34,435 --> 01:25:36,036
Oh I thought you said boils.

1304
01:25:37,371 --> 01:25:40,374
God damn it Feldman,
open this god damn door.

1305
01:25:40,408 --> 01:25:41,074
What?

1306
01:25:41,108 --> 01:25:42,744
I said open the door, Feldman.

1307
01:25:42,777 --> 01:25:44,712
Why didn't you say so?

1308
01:25:44,746 --> 01:25:46,113
What's wrong with you?

1309
01:25:47,114 --> 01:25:48,248
The hearing.

1310
01:25:51,218 --> 01:25:52,052
What happened to him?

1311
01:25:52,085 --> 01:25:53,855
I don't know, I
think it's boils.

1312
01:25:54,756 --> 01:25:56,223
Open the door!

1313
01:26:01,361 --> 01:26:04,097
I'm gonna make
sweeping the hall.

1314
01:26:04,131 --> 01:26:05,332
Please don't.

1315
01:26:09,136 --> 01:26:10,505
Go go go go.

1316
01:26:20,247 --> 01:26:25,252
Holy shit, fuck you, you
big macho son of a bitch.

1317
01:26:31,893 --> 01:26:32,727
Look!

1318
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:33,761
There's an airfield.

1319
01:26:35,262 --> 01:26:36,864
What the hell?

1320
01:26:36,898 --> 01:26:38,833
It's the pits, it's the pits.

1321
01:26:43,571 --> 01:26:44,839
Captain?

1322
01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:45,773
Can you fly this plane?

1323
01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:47,675
I can fly this plane

1324
01:26:49,343 --> 01:26:52,212
with my head turned backwards.

1325
01:26:56,751 --> 01:26:58,553
But who needs a head?

1326
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:06,828
Captain!

1327
01:27:08,463 --> 01:27:09,497
Who's gonna fly the plane?

1328
01:27:09,530 --> 01:27:10,498
I will.

1329
01:27:10,531 --> 01:27:12,634
You know how to fly
a commercial airliner?

1330
01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:15,470
Better than a
headless Captain.

1331
01:27:29,617 --> 01:27:31,819
Why is Carrie Bellson
in my bathrobe?

1332
01:27:32,954 --> 01:27:34,022
He's still alive.

1333
01:27:34,055 --> 01:27:38,760
Good good, maybe he can
help me land this thing.

1334
01:27:38,793 --> 01:27:40,528
72 virgins.

1335
01:27:40,561 --> 01:27:42,262
Talk to the controller.

1336
01:27:42,295 --> 01:27:44,432
Don't let him fall asleep.

1337
01:27:45,867 --> 01:27:47,334
Turn the steering left

1338
01:27:47,367 --> 01:27:50,571
until you see the number
on that dial hit 7-6-0.

1339
01:27:51,973 --> 01:27:55,443
Then you flip that blue switch
on the lower right there.

1340
01:27:55,476 --> 01:27:56,978
That will lower the flaps.

1341
01:27:57,011 --> 01:27:58,479
What do we do now?

1342
01:27:58,513 --> 01:28:00,615
How far are we from
the airport?

1343
01:28:00,648 --> 01:28:02,583
We're 10 miles away.

1344
01:28:02,617 --> 01:28:04,585
Lower landing gear.

1345
01:28:04,619 --> 01:28:05,453
Landing gear.

1346
01:28:05,486 --> 01:28:06,421
Lower the gear.

1347
01:28:06,454 --> 01:28:07,655
Lower the gear.

1348
01:28:23,538 --> 01:28:25,473
Going in for a landing.

1349
01:28:31,546 --> 01:28:33,715
You're going to descend.

1350
01:28:57,370 --> 01:28:58,371
We did it!

1351
01:29:02,710 --> 01:29:03,644
I pooped my pants.

1352
01:29:04,612 --> 01:29:05,847
Is that what that is?

1353
01:29:08,883 --> 01:29:10,283
Vietnam.

1354
01:29:10,317 --> 01:29:11,018
I'm back.

1355
01:29:12,854 --> 01:29:14,422
It's a miracle.

1356
01:29:14,455 --> 01:29:15,656
We landed.

1357
01:29:15,690 --> 01:29:16,724
Oy.

1358
01:29:16,758 --> 01:29:18,826
- We landed.
- Father.

1359
01:29:18,860 --> 01:29:20,828
Poor Buzz, he didn't make it.

1360
01:29:20,862 --> 01:29:21,696
I'm not dead though.

1361
01:29:21,729 --> 01:29:23,296
He's the real hero.

1362
01:29:23,330 --> 01:29:24,599
Yes, why?

1363
01:29:24,632 --> 01:29:27,034
And everyone else on
this plane who died.

1364
01:29:27,068 --> 01:29:27,769
Lot of people.

1365
01:29:29,036 --> 01:29:31,338
Lot of people, I can't
remember all their names.

1366
01:29:31,371 --> 01:29:35,476
You know Father, for an
American, you not so bad.

1367
01:29:35,510 --> 01:29:37,411
Oh, thanks Thang.

1368
01:29:37,445 --> 01:29:38,980
You slanted-eyed devil.

1369
01:29:39,013 --> 01:29:40,481
You're not so bad yourself.

1370
01:29:42,450 --> 01:29:43,084
Father?

1371
01:29:43,117 --> 01:29:43,951
Yeah.

1372
01:29:43,985 --> 01:29:44,652
- And you?
- Yeah.

1373
01:29:44,685 --> 01:29:46,353
I don't care if you're gay,

1374
01:29:46,386 --> 01:29:47,722
You have great heart,

1375
01:29:47,755 --> 01:29:49,557
and thank you for
saving our lives.

1376
01:29:50,491 --> 01:29:51,926
Okay.

1377
01:29:51,959 --> 01:29:52,493
I'm outta here.

1378
01:29:52,527 --> 01:29:53,628
She's right.

1379
01:29:53,661 --> 01:29:54,695
When you're right you're right.

1380
01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:57,565
I've got
another demon to exorcize.

1381
01:29:57,598 --> 01:29:59,467
In the bathroom?

1382
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:02,837
Want to play with my
little friend.

1383
01:30:10,645 --> 01:30:11,679
You little shit.

1384
01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:14,115
I pumped out bigger
turds than you.

1385
01:30:15,783 --> 01:30:17,585
No wonder the toilet
was so clogged.

1386
01:30:17,618 --> 01:30:18,519
Wanna play catch?

1387
01:30:37,672 --> 01:30:38,773
Smell like poop.

1388
01:30:38,806 --> 01:30:40,708
I'm not gonna clean that up.

1389
01:30:52,987 --> 01:30:54,822
Good morning, Vietnam.

1390
01:30:56,023 --> 01:30:58,926
I will never fly
economy again.

1391
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:00,828
Talk about hell.

1392
01:31:00,862 --> 01:31:02,395
Be gone.

1393
01:31:02,430 --> 01:31:03,564
Ah crap.

1394
01:31:06,968 --> 01:31:08,903
Oy, here we go again.

1395
01:31:29,490 --> 01:31:30,558
How's this?

1396
01:31:32,159 --> 01:31:33,027
What?

1397
01:31:35,897 --> 01:31:37,098
Isn't he fun?

1398
01:31:38,699 --> 01:31:40,034
Hear I'm vegan.

1399
01:31:41,736 --> 01:31:42,670
Oh mommy.

1400
01:31:48,242 --> 01:31:49,777
Jesus H Christ!

1401
01:32:20,508 --> 01:32:22,109
I'll have the beef.

1402
01:34:48,355 --> 01:34:49,990
I really don't feel that bad.

1403
01:34:52,026 --> 01:34:53,094
That's weird.

1404
01:34:55,296 --> 01:34:56,697
Captain Houdee?

1405
01:34:58,666 --> 01:34:59,333
Whatever.

1406
01:35:11,679 --> 01:35:12,646
Fuck it, he's gone.

1407
01:35:16,150 --> 01:35:17,084
Yeah, okay.

1408
01:35:38,406 --> 01:35:39,273
Shit!

1409
01:35:44,592 --> 01:35:49,592
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