1 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:17,225 ...grandest stage in American sports, Kirk. 2 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:20,228 A chance for some of that patented Rose Bowl magic. 3 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:24,107 Tie game, a chance for one more play in regulation. 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,903 Stiff arm, huge block! 5 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,405 Oh, my God! 6 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:32,657 Inside the 30, this is insane! 7 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,701 To win a championship, Oregon... 8 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,828 Wait a second, Georgia's picked the ball up. 9 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,706 Did he drop that ball before he got to the goal line? 10 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,082 Georgia sure thinks he did. 11 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,209 Georgia is gonna win 12 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:48,173 a championship in the most outrageous, improbable, painful way 13 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,508 for Holliday and the Ducks to lose. 14 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:54,429 We've sadly come to expect this from Holliday throughout his career. 15 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:56,973 This is gonna haunt him, really, for the rest of his life. 16 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,893 Can you imagine the NFL? As good as Holliday is, 17 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,353 do you want this guy to be the face of your Fran-- 18 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,493 Even for Holliday, this is a new low. 19 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:28,922 Powers! 20 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,465 Powers, right now, come here. 21 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,550 Am I goin' in? 22 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,677 Looks like it. 23 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,138 Alright, Chad's time to shine, baby! Whoo! 24 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,723 What are we doin', Coach? 25 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,851 Come on. Gerry's gotta take a leak. 26 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,561 - Take the cup. - What-- what is this for? 27 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,979 I don't want anyone to see my ding-a-ling. 28 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:48,149 Oh, no! What... what? 29 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,984 - Why are you squatting to pee? - It's easier this way. 30 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,736 - Can you stop holding my hand? - Here it comes! 31 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,780 - Here comes the tee-tee! - Oh, God. It's hot. 32 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:54,864 It's like sizzlin'. 33 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,574 Just-- just watch where you're aiming, please. 34 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,409 Pressure on the next series, got it? 35 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,537 Fellas, what's going on? Come on, we got the ball! 36 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,539 - Stuff's still coming out, Coach! - Still coming out, Coach! 37 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,874 Wait, wh-- oh! Well, do a Kegel! 38 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,209 Pinch it off! Come on! 39 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,211 Pinch it, just pinch it. Be careful. 40 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,756 Hey, Chad, you're a great backup. 41 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,352 Guess we're sticking with Gerry. 42 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,105 This is his urine. 43 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,483 It's weird that you're still holding it. 44 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,237 - It's weird-- - I don't know what to do with it. 45 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,321 Well... 46 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,492 Okay. 47 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,369 Thank you. 48 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,788 - Thanks, Coach. - You're welcome. 49 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,542 You gonna wash your hands? 50 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,984 {\an8}That's another sack taken by Gerry Dougan. 51 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,403 {\an8}And, Greg, that's the kind of home opener it's been 52 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,405 {\an8}for South Georgia here at Riverbend Stadium. 53 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,032 {\an8}Yeah, it's been a slog, for sure. 54 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,618 {\an8}I mean, down 13-3, and this Catfish offense 55 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,119 {\an8}can't seem to get anything going. 56 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,537 - Gerry! - Come on, come on. Come on, come on. 57 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:25,705 You okay? Huh? 58 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,790 I didn't know I could get hit this much and not die. 59 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,334 - Yeah. - The effects on the skeleton 60 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,085 are long-term. 61 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,087 Don't worry about your skeleton, alright? 62 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,839 Look, we're gonna slow things down. 63 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,591 We're gonna make 'em play our game, alright? 64 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:39,302 - TV timeout's almost over. - Should we pray? 65 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,387 God's not real, son. 66 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,598 Now, you get your ass back out there. 67 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:45,141 ...come back from this time-out, 68 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,893 third down and 10. 69 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,979 You are an incredible motivator of young men. 70 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,773 Thanks, Coach. 71 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:57,654 Go Fish! Go Fish! 72 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,323 Go Fish! Go Fish! 73 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,285 Start warming up. 74 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,330 - Why? - 'Cause we're not gonna come back 75 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,415 with this dink-and-dunk bullshit from Gerry. 76 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,709 - Did one of the coaches say I should-- - I am one of the coaches. 77 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,004 Yes, ma'am. 78 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,422 {\an8}If you're the quarterback, 79 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,800 {\an8}you have to find a way to provide a spark to this offense. 80 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,718 {\an8}Absolutely. South Georgia has to come away 81 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,220 {\an8}with points on this drive. 82 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,224 You see this formation? 83 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,227 Cover 2 Man. 84 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:32,021 Every time we go twins on third down, they're giving us this look. 85 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,356 All game. 86 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,526 We can expose 'em. 87 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,154 For fuck's sake. 88 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,157 Fuckin' fuck. Throw the fucking ball. 89 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,326 Do you wish you could play football? 90 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,705 Why do you think I ran track? 91 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,165 Gotta compete somehow. 92 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,043 I bet you won all the races. 93 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,880 Some of 'em, yeah. 94 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,468 Made it all the way to Olympic qualifying. 95 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,596 - Wow. - But then on the last turn, 96 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,265 I, uh, clipped a hurdle and... 97 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,893 fucked my knee, and my attitude. 98 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,397 Didn't ever win again. 99 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:20,737 Dang it. 100 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,198 Yes, Chad. Dang it. 101 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:29,954 Go Fish! Go Fish! 102 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:33,875 Go Fish! Go Fish! 103 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:37,253 Go Fish! Go Fish! 104 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,629 Go Fish! 105 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,508 - Hey, Ricky. - Yeah? 106 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,761 Did your dad ask you to warm up Powers? 107 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,389 No, but I think he should be warming up. I think he should stay loose. 108 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,600 Ricky, stay in your own fucking lane. 109 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,685 Go Fish! 110 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,437 Gerry's having a tough enough time tonight. 111 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,398 If he sees you and Sling Blade over here playing catch, 112 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,816 it could get into his head. 113 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,194 Right, 'cause we're about to blow this game wide open. 114 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:02,653 I got an idea. 115 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,697 Why don't you go find me an empty Gatorade bottle? 116 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,032 - Would you do that? - Why? 117 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,993 'Cause I need a spitter, and it'll give you something to do, right? 118 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,052 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 119 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,513 I can see how horny you are from across the field! 120 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,056 I'm not horny. 121 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:33,017 You are clearly horny for the coach's PAWG daughter. 122 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,728 You're gay. How do you know what a fuckin' PAWG is? 123 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,314 It's a "Phat ass white girl." It behooves me to know. 124 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,484 Obviously, Ricky's got a chip on her shoulder. 125 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:45,071 So, exploit the PAWG to get Chad into the game. 126 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:47,115 You know, I think you just like saying PAWG. 127 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,616 I do like saying it. 128 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:51,160 PAWG. PAWG. PAWG. 129 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,455 Gerry Dougan trying to capitalize on this trip to the red zone. 130 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,416 Yeah, the way the game has gone offensively, 131 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,583 the last thing you wanna do is-- 132 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,419 Tricia, you can't smoke in the suite. 133 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,213 Uh... Well, when you paid 134 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,132 for the Jumbotron, you can smoke anywhere. 135 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,342 You didn't write that check. 136 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,429 You may have his money, but you are not your daddy. 137 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,224 Oh, Davis. 138 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,767 We're almost at the end of the third quarter. 139 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,936 Don't you-- don't you need to get to the airport? 140 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,646 Airport? 141 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:22,233 Don't you always scoot early 'cause your plane's little engine 142 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:23,776 takes so long to warm up? 143 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,154 Now, we're comparing jets. 144 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,865 Oh, no. I have a jet. 145 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,409 You have a Sybian with wings. 146 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,162 Probably a woman pilot. 147 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,705 I do not have a woman pilot. 148 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,498 And what's wrong with a woman pilot? 149 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,419 N-Nothing. 150 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,466 Come on. Let's push it! 151 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,551 Gun Double Right, 52 Zig, Omaha. 152 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:49,844 We need six, Gerry. 153 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:54,307 {\an8}God, if I'm him, I'm looking in the direction of Nishan Leonard here. 154 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:55,725 - Nishan. - Come on, Nishan, Nishan. Nishan. 155 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,852 {\an8}He floats one over the middle. 156 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:00,855 Goddamn! 157 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,899 {\an8}And it's intercepted in the end zone. 158 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,358 {\an8}Picked off by Ole Miss. 159 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,361 {\an8}And Sherill runs it back to the 30. 160 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:10,281 {\an8}That was just an awful pass by Dougan. 161 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,909 - Fuckin' had 'em. - What'd you say? 162 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,243 Up and at 'em! 163 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,995 Just-- just to myself. 164 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,543 Fuck, man! 165 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:26,214 I lost radio. 166 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,382 - Me too. - Yeah? 167 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,009 Straight up bullshit! 168 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,136 Goddamn it, Nishan! 169 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,804 You could've electrocuted us like a goddamn eel! 170 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,348 Yeah, well, eels ain't electric. 171 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,642 Eels are classically electric! What, do you ever go to class? 172 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:39,685 Yo, man, what-- what we talkin' about? Are we talkin' about the game 173 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,103 - or we talkin' about animal class? - Hey, hey, hey. 174 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,899 Check, check, check. 175 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,027 - Come on... - Okay, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna head out. 176 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,155 Not because my plane engines 177 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,865 need time to warm up, okay? 178 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,784 It's just 'cause it's obvious we're gonna lose. 179 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,953 Yeah. We'll see about that. 180 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:01,749 Defense! Defense! 181 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:07,713 Hey, Coach? 182 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,049 What's up? 183 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,010 That third down look you saw, 184 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,346 when you said we could expose their secondary? 185 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:16,597 What about it? 186 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,059 Do you have a play to expose 'em? 187 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:23,980 Yeah. 188 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:28,734 We, uh, Gun Right, Zip 72. 189 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:29,944 Aggie Special. 190 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,615 Yeah, I don't think Gerry can make that throw. 191 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:42,415 Uh, you know-- you know at practice, Coach Dobbs said I was mentally retarded. 192 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,209 But he said Gerry's physically retarded. 193 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,671 - Okay. - I can make that throw. 194 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,757 One Gerry can't make, I can make it. 195 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,969 'Cause I think the Catfish, we need a different kind of retard. 196 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:58,014 You might think so, but o-obviously, Coach doesn't. 197 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,932 Nah, I think he'd listen to you. 198 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,768 I mean, think about it. It's like, inside of your ovaries, 199 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,312 you carry the eggs of his grand babies. 200 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,896 What are you talking-- w-why? 201 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,482 I mean, he listens to you 'cause he's your dad. 202 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,901 Out here, he's not. He's not-- he's not my dad, 203 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,570 and I am not his daughter. 204 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:13,696 But why? 205 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,948 I mean, it's bad enough that a girl's on the sideline. 206 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,034 Like she doesn't even deserve her job. 207 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,285 Daddy gave it to her. 208 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,455 - Says who? - Everyone in the stadium. 209 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,081 Everyone in the stadium believes that. 210 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,293 I mean, sounds like they're just a bunch of re-- 211 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:28,461 You don't need to say it again. 212 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,548 Alright, let's prove 'em wrong. 213 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,676 Rick. 214 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,386 Headsets gone to shit. Where's the backups? 215 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,096 What? They're-- they're in the equipment room. 216 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,973 - Alright, can you get 'em? - Right now? 217 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,433 We're not winning this game without radio. 218 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,726 - Alright, well, maybe-- - Okay. 219 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,561 - Uh... yeah, yeah. Alright, I'm on it. - Maybe we can finish the conversation-- 220 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,667 Oh! Ricky, thank God! 221 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,669 What are you doing down here? We're in the middle of a game. 222 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,587 I know! And we're getting our asses 223 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,589 handed to us on a silver platter. 224 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,175 Got one of them round things on top, they lift it up, it's just ass. 225 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,302 Yeah. Well, I-- I gotta get these headsets 226 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,845 - back to the sideline. - Oh, terrific. 227 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,305 That's where I was heading till I got lost. 228 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,892 Alright, can-- can you be on the sideline? 229 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,560 I don't know, can I? 230 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,437 I... I-- I don't really know. 231 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,730 I don't-- I don't know what the rules are. 232 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,608 Oh, well, I-- I-- I don't really know if I give a shit. 233 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,943 - Oh, God. - Let's go! 234 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,027 Okay. 235 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,126 You're fast. 236 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,961 I train to one day run from the poor. 237 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,053 Go Fish! 238 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,222 Go Fish, come on. 239 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,603 - Why do you keep looking at that guy? - Who? 240 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,939 The backup QB, Chad something. 241 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,441 Why are you looking at where I'm looking? 242 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,484 Ew, are you fucking him? 243 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,987 No. He's fucking me. 244 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,948 He's, like, extremely ugly. 245 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,161 Got the headsets. I got 'em. 246 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,663 Oh, hey, Ricky, we actually got these working, but thanks. 247 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,000 No worries. Just fuck me, right? 248 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,502 - Coach! - Tricia. 249 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,505 Boosters really shouldn't be on the sideline. 250 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,966 - And yet, here I am, hm? - It's the fourth quarter, we can-- 251 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,594 Yeah, I wanna know how it's gonna be different than the other three. 252 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,637 Okay, well, you're gonna find out with everybody else. 253 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,514 Now, what are we thinking? Rattle 34? 254 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,391 Oh, so we're just gonna punt again, huh? 255 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,561 We don't have to. 256 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:53,647 Coach. 257 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:58,194 When they go Cover 2 Man, their safeties are lining up really wide. 258 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,489 We can attack the middle of the field vertically. 259 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,617 Coach, that's-- that's not a bad idea, but, um... 260 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,410 Gerry can't make the throw. 261 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,495 I can. 262 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:09,997 Chad can. 263 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,874 He can do it. 264 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,627 I think, honestly, no offense to Gerry. 265 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,964 I think we need a-- a different kind of retard at QB. 266 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,133 I do take offense. You said that really offensively. 267 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:25,012 Sweetheart, we're only down ten points at the beginning of the fourth quarter. 268 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,889 Okay, but you know when ten points feels like three, 269 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,350 and you also know when it feels like 21. This feels like 21. 270 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,019 Okay, so you want to switch quarterbacks in our opener? 271 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,480 - I... - So, if Chad shits the bed, 272 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,774 then you've ruined Chad and Gerry. 273 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,150 I'm not gonna shit the bed. 274 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,695 You've never played on a stage this big, okay? 275 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,447 It's no fault of your own. 276 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,367 - You could shit the bed. - Well, you wouldn't even know. 277 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,828 The bed's already covered in shit. It's Gerry's shit. 278 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,538 You know, the bed's full of turds. 279 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,164 They're falling out, they're moving their way 280 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,916 into the hallway. No offense. 281 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,960 Everything you guys are saying is really offensive. 282 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,127 Okay, okay. 283 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,629 Now the play clock's going. Who are you going with? 284 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,923 I am Team Ricky, y'all. Change can be invigorating. 285 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,591 - Let's just try-- - This is not 286 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,134 fucking play-calling Congress! 287 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,928 - I just want to win, Coach. - Yes. 288 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,555 I wanna win! 289 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,224 Look, Gerry is our quarterback. 290 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,725 - I know. - So, drop it, sweetheart. 291 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,186 Holy shit, can you please stop fucking calling me sweetheart? 292 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,063 Oh, my God, will you get over it? 293 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,983 I call you sweetheart because-- because I'm your dad. 294 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,943 And you're lucky that I'm your dad, 295 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:24,405 because it's the only reason I indulge this insubordinate crap! 296 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,991 We're gonna lose. We're gonna lose, and you're the only one 297 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,784 who doesn't see it. Just like with Wendy. 298 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,247 You're done for the night. Off the field! 299 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,082 - Are you serious? - Now! 300 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,543 Fuck! Timeout, timeout. 301 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,380 {\an8}And Jake Hudson has to burn a timeout 302 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,798 {\an8}at the start of the quarter! 303 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,134 {\an8}Yeah, what a disaster. The Catfish sideline-- 304 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,975 Give Gerry the play. 305 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,896 - Ricky's play? - No. 306 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,778 Word of advice on daughters, Coach-- 307 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,363 Tricia. Truly... 308 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,781 ...you cannot be here right now. 309 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,450 - Yep. - You need to go. 310 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,744 Folks have been telling me all night what I can't do. 311 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,330 I want you to know what I can do, if I have to. 312 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,915 Fire Hudson! 313 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,251 - Listen. - Fire Hudson! 314 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,088 Fire Hudson! 315 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,383 Fire Hudson! 316 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,137 - Fire Hudson! - Not now. 317 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,473 Hey, Coach. You alright? 318 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,849 Yeah. 319 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,476 Yeah, that was an awesome interaction, 320 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,520 both personally, professionally, in front of fucking everyone. 321 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,191 Yeah. I didn't mean for it to go that way. 322 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,777 That wasn't-- that wasn't you. That was-- that was me. 323 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,695 That was my shit, that's-- that's what I do. 324 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,405 And lose. 325 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,824 I fucking lose and then I just melt down. 326 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:55,204 And from the jaws of defeat, I snatch more defeat. 327 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,958 Yeah. Losin' sucks. 328 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,919 Didn't you just start playing organized football? 329 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,673 What have you lost, Chad? 330 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,467 Enough. 331 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:17,017 I know what it's like to just wanna win again. 332 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,356 You might have come to the wrong team. 333 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,617 {\an8}Jake Hudson talking to his daughter Ricky 334 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,286 {\an8}who's an offensive assistant for the Catfish. 335 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,455 The play clock is running and running and running, 336 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,499 {\an8}and it looked like they were totally oblivious to it. 337 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,126 {\an8}And the temperature, I think, turning up 338 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,420 {\an8}on that hot seat that Jake Hudson's on right now 339 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,005 {\an8}here in Riverbend Stadium. 340 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,055 Hey, watch out, watch out! 341 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,860 Oh, my God, he came at me so fast. I honestly thought he was gonna attack me. 342 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:08,986 Mother father! 343 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,915 So, Gerry Dougan is down. 344 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,126 And it looks like Jake Hudson's going to have to turn 345 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,170 to the backup quarterback, Chad Powers. 346 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,380 How could Jesus let this happen?! 347 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,426 Chad. 348 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,178 I know-- 349 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,556 I know I told you that you weren't ready. 350 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,976 But screw that. You were born for this moment. 351 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,147 Try to remember eight-year-old Chad Powers 352 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:49,276 with the arm of an M61 Vulcan throwin' footballs through a tire swing. 353 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:53,155 Every up, every down, every choice, every mistake 354 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,365 carried you here to this spot. 355 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,618 Where you belong. 356 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,664 Life is a river, son. 357 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,417 Tonight... 358 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,170 you become a Catfish. 359 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,554 Are you-- are you gonna say something weird? 360 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,689 In at quarterback for the Catfish, number 2, 361 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,234 Chad Powers! 362 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,443 Powers. 363 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,782 Second down and ten for the Catfish. 364 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,117 Mic check. 365 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,202 We're gonna go Gun, Trips Right, Wide Left, Smash Bow. 366 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,834 Okay. 367 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,461 It's me now. 368 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,464 Gun, Trips Right, 369 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,383 Wide Left, Smash Bow. 370 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,218 On one! Ready! 371 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,471 Chad Powers is a bit of an unknown. 372 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,059 And all we know about Powers is that he won the backup job 373 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,978 at an open tryout just a couple weeks ago. 374 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,523 Come on, come on. 375 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,316 Come on, Russ. 376 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,195 Wide 80! Wide 80, set! 377 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,078 {\an8}- Powers is under pressure. - Get rid of it, get rid of it! 378 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,038 {\an8}He rolls away from it as the defense closes in 379 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,748 {\an8}and he had to throw it away. 380 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,209 Incomplete pass... 381 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,586 Gun, Bunch Left, 382 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,254 Air Fly, 50 Magic. 383 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,630 Ready! 384 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,049 {\an8}Powers is looking at third and long, 385 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,094 {\an8}and it feels like this game is hanging in the balance. 386 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,180 Attack the ball! 387 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,724 Wide 80. 388 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:45,934 Wide 80, set! 389 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,480 - Powers under pressure... - Get it to Nishan! 390 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,567 {\an8}Fires over the middle and it's caught! 391 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,652 {\an8}Nishan Leonard, a big first down. 392 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,114 What a throw by Powers. 393 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,241 - First down, Catfish. - There you go. 394 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,784 Okay, let's go, go, go! 395 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,620 Hitting the open Leonard in stride. 396 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,539 And just like that, the stadium crowd 397 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,124 - here at Riverbend is right back into it. - Come on, Chad, giddy up. 398 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,836 Alright, Chad, we're going Longhorn. 399 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,922 Alright, boys! We're going Longhorn. 400 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,798 We're going Longhorn on one. On one. 401 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,175 Ready! 402 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,596 Sometimes the backup quarterback is the spark a team needs. 403 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,021 Wide 80. Wide 80, set. 404 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,861 {\an8}Looking to pass. And he's gonna take off. 405 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,907 Holy shit! Unhitch that trailer, here we go! 406 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,786 Come on, Powers. Go, Powers! 407 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,120 Go, go, go! 408 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,298 Touchdown, Catfish! 409 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,553 And that's Chad Powers for the-- 410 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,764 What the fuck are you doing? 411 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,028 Oh, momma! Oh! 412 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,863 {\an8}The Catfish still down by three, 413 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,032 {\an8}and the clock is winding down. 414 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,076 They gotta find a way to get the ball back. 415 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,373 Ole Miss hands it off to Mitchell. 416 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,916 He gets stopped! And the ball is-- 417 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,419 Loose! That's our ball! That's our ball! That's our ball! 418 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,586 The ball is free. 419 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,838 I'm not sure who has it. 420 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,340 Catfish ball. Catfish ball. 421 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,137 South Georgia comes away with the ball. 422 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,139 - Fuck yes! - My goodness! 423 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,390 Let's go! 424 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,310 Alright. 425 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,146 Chad Powers has the Catfish at the Ole Miss 40, 426 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:57,149 but it's third and long and the clock is under a minute. 427 00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:00,569 You know Jake Hudson really wishes he had that wasted timeout back. 428 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:04,781 Alright, Chad. Gun, Deuce Right, 50. Charlie Dagger. 429 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,701 Gun, Deuce Right, 50, Charlie Dagger on one. 430 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,077 On one, ready! 431 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:14,708 {\an8}Can Chad Powers pull off a miracle. 432 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,960 There it is. 433 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,267 What's happening, Chad? 434 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,895 He's not snapping the ball. I don't understand what he's doing. 435 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,188 The clock is running! 436 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,233 Run the play we called, Chad. 437 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,527 What's happening? Is he having an episode? 438 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,113 - I don't know, Coach. - Coach, we got 20 seconds, no timeouts. 439 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:50,118 Alright, easy, easy, easy! 440 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,038 We're going Aggie Special, Aggie Special! 441 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,167 Did he just call his own audible? What's he doing?! 442 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,589 - Is that Aggie? - It's Ricky's play. 443 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:11,681 If you ever fucking do this again, 444 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,308 I will kill you. 445 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,311 But right now, win this bitch. 446 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,563 Set! 447 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,526 {\an8}Powers in the gun, it all comes down to this. 448 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,610 Wide 80, set! 449 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:34,079 Lets it fly toward the end zone... 450 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:38,250 - Touchdown! - Fuck yeah! 451 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:42,129 Yeah! Let's go! 452 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,673 Yes! Yes! 453 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:48,427 Yes! Yes! 454 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,179 Oh, my God! Yes! 455 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,266 Go Fish! Go Fish! 456 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,732 Who the fuck is that guy! 457 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,530 Why aren't you celebrating? 458 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,161 I am. 459 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:05,754 Go Fish. 460 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:10,217 Go Fish. 461 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:20,227 You and me going fishin' in the dark 462 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,104 Lyin' on our backs and counting the stars 463 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,107 Where the cool grass grows 464 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,364 Down by the river in the full moonlight 465 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:35,325 We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night 466 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:38,328 Just movin' slow 467 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,126 Stayin' the whole night through 468 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:49,714 Feels so good to be with you 469 00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:57,180 Spring is almost over and the summer's come 470 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,224 And the days are gettin' long 471 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,270 I've waited all winter for the time to be right 472 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,772 Just to take you along 473 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,650 Baby, get ready