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Thank you.

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So, who's the blonde?

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She's one of the chicks that hangs
around here. She's child crazy.

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This isn't mine. Mine was bourbon. For
sure it is. You saw me pour it.

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Give me a break.

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Anything you say.

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That piano.

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Feel those vibrations.

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You don't get your kicks out of it, do
you? I can live without it.

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What are you thinking?

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I don't know.

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I bet I know.

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You're lonely in the big city.

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Oh, you don't have to go into a routine
with me.

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I like it because I do.

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Hey,

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how's it going?

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Great.

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Need anything?

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I've got a new spinal cord.

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All right.

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I'll go to the spinal cord for a first
bang in the morning.

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Need for the methadone method?

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God,

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I really hate that stuff.

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Makes me feel like I'm trapped inside a
giant marshmallow.

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That doesn't really make the pain go
away, you know.

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Still in there with me.

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Inside the marshmallow.

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Put that thing away.

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My blood pressure's just fine.

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What would you say if I said I wanted to
kiss you? I wouldn't say that.

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How come you're still up?

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I have trouble sleeping when I know that
you're not.

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Um, need to go potty?

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Bobby, I'm gonna fire you if you don't
quit using that goddamn baby talk.

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I just don't want to skin about your
filthy ass in the morning.

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Breakfast

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is

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ready. I'm not really hungry, kid. Now
we gotta keep that strength up.

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Hey, Dylan. Richard.

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Richard, Adela is late again, so I had
to make breakfast.

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Now I'm going to be late for work.

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She's late, so I'm late.

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Oh, why so glum this morning, Richard?

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I wasn't aware of being particularly
glum.

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Well, you know what I said.

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If you don't get bitter, you have a
chance to get better.

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I'm not bitter.

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Hello. Good morning, Adela.

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Not to worry, Adela. I took care of
breakfast myself.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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It's just she wake up this morning and
she be sick in her stomach.

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Is she okay now?

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Oh, yeah. She's fine now. She's watching
cartoons.

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Oh, wouldn't it be nice to lie in bed
and watch cartoons all day?

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Would you like some more coffee,
Richard? No. Adela. No.

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Oh, shit.

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I'm going to be late for work.

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What do you think, Richard?

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Too much titty?

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Oh, peep, I'm your brother. What
difference does that make?

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Adela, what do you think? Too much
titty?

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Yes, too much.

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Oh, well.

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Have a good day.

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You too.

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Thanks for making back up. Well, you
took care of me when I was growing up,

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and now I'm going to take care of you.

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There's a ton of clothes to be washed,
Adela.

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Okay.

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Hey, Bobby.

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What do you think?

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Too much tootie?

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What did

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you say this

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was called?

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Kombucha tea.

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Kombucha's kind of like a mushroom. Been
around thousands of years.

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I got a buddy who's got AIDS, started
drinking it last year. Now he feels

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twice as good and he beats me a tenner.

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Cheers.

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What?

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Good God, Duncan.

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I have a strange urge to...

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Yeah, this is Duncan. Go ahead.

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Dr. Zuckerman, how's tea?

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Oh, great.

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Listen, I may have found one down in
Long Beach. I got an appointment to take

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a look at it at 4 o'clock. I was going
to call you right after.

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Okay?

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All right, talk to you then. Bye.

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What are you working on?

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I'm looking for a 59 Cadillac for this
Israeli dentist in Sherman Oaks. Hey, I

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got a picture of it right here.

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Dr. Zuckerman said when he was a kid
growing up in the kibbutz, he saw a

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picture in a magazine, been dreaming
about it ever since.

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Duncan, only you would have a job
finding Cadillacs for rich dentists.

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So why don't you come down to Long Beach
with me? We'll take the caddy out for a

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test spin.

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We'll cruise down PCH, crank down the
windows, crank up the radio. It'll be

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just like the old days.

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Not exactly just like.

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But come on, Richard, you're becoming a
damn hermit.

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Hey, got some Chinese food.

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Got some egg rolls, some spare ribs,
some egg foo young, moogoo guy pants,

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sizzling beef with black bean sauce.

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Got it from that new place down on
Sunset. No, thanks, Bobby. I already

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ate. I was just telling Richard he needs
to start getting out of the house more.

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More?

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He don't ever get out.

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You know, Mr.

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Spraggins has got more important things
to do.

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Like?

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Like laying in bed and watching those
old black and white movies on cable 24

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hours a day.

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Oh, hey, you sure you don't want some? I
mean, this is the finest thing this side

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of Shanghai.

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Maybe later.

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All right.

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Your fortune cookie.

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Poor guy.

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All he wants to do is open a Chinese
restaurant.

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Instead, he's stuck lugging my pitiful
bag of bones around.

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You know, Rich, I've been checking it
out. I found a wheelchair basketball.

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Now, look, don't rag on me.

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I don't want to play basketball with a
run from Kim.

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So how's Peep?

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Peep?

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Peep is Peep. I'm sorry to hear that.

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She's got her good points.

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Yeah, she's got two good points if
you're a boo man.

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Duncan, she's my sister.

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My only living relative.

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Don't think she don't know that.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Come on, Richard. She never had any
particular use for you or anybody else

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for that matter. And now suddenly you
get sick and she's your best pal?

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She's trying to take care of me. What's
wrong with that?

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Richard, Bobby and Adela take care of
you, not her.

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All I know is this place sure beats that
dinky little apartment she had in Culver

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City.

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Also... Also what?

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Come on, Duncan.

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You've had spinal cancer, man. You're in
remission, and you and I both know

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you're going to stay that way, but I'm
not sure Peep does.

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And like you said, she's your only
living relative.

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What?

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You think she's waiting for me to die?

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You got a lot of stuff, man. I mean,
this place, your tire business, you got

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a little money in the bank, and you and
I both know Peep is very into stuff.

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She's the kind of person stuff was
created for. She's the queen of stuff.

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Well, that is the stupidest thing I've
ever heard of.

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Bobby!

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Bobby!

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Oh, Jesus.

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Man,

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this dude's always got to be the center
of attention.

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That's right.

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Holler if you need anything.

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Greetings from the marshmallow.

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What's it like, the pain?

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Sometimes it's like my spine's been
replaced by a red-hot poker.

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And other times it's like this maniac is
slicing my

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legs with a razor blade.

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But I thought you weren't supposed to
have any feeling in your legs.

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Only pain.

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What did the doctors say?

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Take more drugs.

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Damn doctors, that's all they know.

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Where would they be without their
fucking scalpel subscription pad?

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I know where I'd be.

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Dead.

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There are new ways of dealing with pain.

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Hypnosis, biofeedback. Oh, Duncan.

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I'm not in the mood for your new age
bullshit.

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It's not bullshit.

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And it's not new.

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It's all up here, man.

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Everything's up here. The ancients knew
that.

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You're going to be late for your
appointment.

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Fuck my appointment.

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You remember what Milton said, don't
you? Milton who?

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Milton Berle.

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Milton who? John Milton.

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The mind is its own place and in itself
can make a heaven of hell or a hell of

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heaven. I'm reading this new book.

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What is it this week? Guardian Angels.

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Nostradamus. Alien abductions.

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Objectification therapy.

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Could you hand me my cigarette?

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It's a way to escape suffering.

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Physical, mental, spiritual, whatever.

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It's very simple, really. All you do is
objectify yourself. You're not you

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anymore. You're somebody else. Somebody
minus the suffering.

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It's so simple, I have no idea what the
fuck you're talking about.

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I'm talking about a deep form of
fantasy.

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Sort of like self-hypnosis.

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You know I like tennis?

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So I just say, you're at Wimbledon
playing tennis.

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The finals, you're playing Bjorn Borg.

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Borg's pretty old. You can probably beat
him now.

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And I imagine the Greengrass Court, and
the crowd, and the Queen.

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And then I am... No, I live every point,
every stroke, the forehands, the lobs,

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the smashes.

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Oh, Duncan, you're... You're talking
about daydreaming.

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No, no, no. You've got to go deeper than
that. You're not yourself anymore.

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You're somebody else.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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You're an Israeli dentist, and...
Sherman Oaks.

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You finally have her in the chair.

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Give her a whiff of the laughing gas.

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She goes limp, you go hard.

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You turn everything into a joke.

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It is a joke, Duncan.

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Didn't you know that?

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A huge, ghastly joke.

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Hello, Manning.

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I thought I had it, but ran in second.

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Too bad.

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It's Thomas, all right.

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What'd you find on him? Usual stuff.

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Wallet. Around 50 bucks. Medium price.
Watch.

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Click Davis reporting.

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I was afraid you wouldn't talk to me if
I gave my right name.

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Did I apologize for last night?

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I won't think I'm really forgiven unless
you let me make up for it tonight.

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Great, doll.

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I'll call for you early.

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We'll dine, we'll dance, maybe we'll
even look at the moon.

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Rick Stone.

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Your name is Rick Stone.

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Rick Stone.

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Your name is Rick Stone.

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Rick.

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Please make it stop!

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I have got something to show you. Now, I
used to think garage sales were a big

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waste of time. I mean, who wants to buy
somebody else's junk, right?

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But I think I hit the jackpot.

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Oh.

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Looks like we got a new neighbor.

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Yeah, looks like it.

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I saw a moving van there yesterday.

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I knew that place was going to rent
soon. It's such a cool little house.

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It's kind of pretty, don't you think? I
mean, in a bimbo kind of a way.

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Let's go see my surprise.

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Richard.

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Okay.

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Okey-dokey.

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Okay, now, Richard, it's kind of early
in the day, don't you think, Richard?

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What? Oh, come on, you stink of it.

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Pete, this is my house. Oh, Bobby, bring
it in.

254
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Put it on the sofa.

255
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,940
This? It's my present to you, Richard.

256
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,140
I hope you like it.

257
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:08,980
See?

258
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,960
See the resemblance?

259
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,400
Between her and me.

260
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,320
Oh, yes, yes.

261
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,620
Okay,

262
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,740
now, let's see. Where are we going to
hang it?

263
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:27,580
How about there?

264
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,320
Peep, there's already a picture right
there.

265
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,580
Oh, but that is so...

266
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,100
And you know she was a heroin addict.

267
00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:40,520
Now this, this is a fireplace painting.

268
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,780
You hold it, I'll go get a hammer and
some nails.

269
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,320
Now don't look at me like that.

270
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,160
All I did was bring the damn thing in
from the car.

271
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:18,770
Rick Stone.

272
00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:20,590
Private eye.

273
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,090
There's a soft knock at the door.

274
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:27,830
Rick?

275
00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,670
There's someone here to see you.

276
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:31,950
Tell him I'm busy.

277
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,930
Tell him to make an appointment.

278
00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:42,870
I'm not a him.

279
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:44,890
So I see.

280
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,320
It's okay, buddy.

281
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,040
I'm Jade Northley.

282
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:57,980
Rick Stone.

283
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,900
How much do you make in a month, Mr.
Stone?

284
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,460
Whatever it is, I'll pay you that for
days.

285
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,180
Trouble, thy name is Jade Northley.

286
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,860
You know the smart move.

287
00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:18,130
Throw her out the door bodily if
necessary.

288
00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:22,370
But you've always been a stone sucker
for long legs and disdainful eyes.

289
00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:25,730
Why don't you sit down, Mrs. Norfleet?

290
00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:27,590
I'm a Mrs.

291
00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:29,390
Mrs. Norfleet.

292
00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:30,910
Okay, Mrs. Norfleet.

293
00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:33,530
Why don't you sit down and tell me what
your problem is?

294
00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:37,530
You think there ought to be a legal
limit on the length of legs.

295
00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:40,530
You think the Gam Squad ought to drop
the hook on Mrs.

296
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:43,230
Norfleet, toss her in the cooler and
throw away the key.

297
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,130
My problem is...

298
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:46,600
Someone's trying to kill me.

299
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,620
That's interesting.

300
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,180
What makes you think that?

301
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:53,220
Oh, a silly trifling thing.

302
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,260
I'm probably just paranoid.

303
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,780
Well, we can never be too careful these
days, Mrs. Northley.

304
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
What happened?

305
00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:08,100
A man tried to strangle me to death.

306
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,520
I see.

307
00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:11,740
Someone you know?

308
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:12,880
I'm not sure.

309
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,560
The room was dark.

310
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:16,300
It was Tuesday night.

311
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,880
I was tired and I'd gone to bed early.

312
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,120
I was having a dream.

313
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,520
What were you dreaming?

314
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:27,440
I was dreaming I was sunbathing in my
backyard. I was putting on suntan

315
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,399
lotion.

316
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:33,860
I knew someone was watching me. I didn't
know who he was or where he was.

317
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:39,140
I just knew that he was there and that I
wanted him to watch.

318
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,840
I wanted him to watch more than
anything.

319
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,340
Then what happened?

320
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,420
Then? I woke up.

321
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,480
He was on top of me, choking me.

322
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,780
What did you do?

323
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,500
I tried to rip his face off.

324
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:54,340
I think I did a pretty good job of it,
too.

325
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,760
He screamed and ran out of the room.

326
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,100
You called the police?

327
00:23:58,180 --> 00:23:59,180
Of course.

328
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:01,680
They took their own sweet time in
getting there.

329
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:06,520
A badly dressed detective showed up,
poked around a little, said he saw no

330
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:11,320
signs of forced entry, drank two cups of
my coffee, and then asked me out for a

331
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,860
drink. I don't think he believed me.

332
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,520
Why should I believe you?

333
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,040
But why would I lie?

334
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:27,620
So where was Mr.

335
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,400
Norfleet when you were being strangled?

336
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,560
Well, in his grave, I hope.

337
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,900
That is where I laid him to rest last
year, Mr. Stone.

338
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:37,900
He was only 63.

339
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,600
What happened?

340
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,340
It was the old story.

341
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:42,940
Hot tub.

342
00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:44,130
Young bimbo.

343
00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:45,910
Heart attack.

344
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,130
Stop. I'm going to start blubbering.

345
00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:51,310
Now, let's examine the possibilities.

346
00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:55,870
Either this is the random act of a
madman... Yes.

347
00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:58,970
...or someone has a particular reason to
want you dead.

348
00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:01,870
Any angry boyfriends, past or present?

349
00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:05,770
I'll leave him smiling, Mr. Stone.

350
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,650
You'd make a bet on that.

351
00:25:08,110 --> 00:25:10,570
Can you think of anyone who would
benefit from your death?

352
00:25:11,090 --> 00:25:12,090
No, no one.

353
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,560
What's your financial status?

354
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,420
Rich, I'm afraid.

355
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:20,580
Mr. Norfleet left me a rather nasty
amount of money. It's a bit

356
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,940
embarrassing, but there it is.

357
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,960
And if you croak, who gets the dough?

358
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,760
Well, Madge, I suppose.

359
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,300
Madge?

360
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:31,860
My sister.

361
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,800
She's my only living relative. But you
can forget about Madge. Why?

362
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,380
As I said, she's my sister.

363
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:39,720
We're very close.

364
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:47,470
Now, Mr. Stone, will you throw your
cloak across the mud puddle for me?

365
00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:50,510
Will you rescue this damsel in distress?

366
00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:51,990
Why me?

367
00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:54,390
There's a thousand dicks in this
screwed-up city.

368
00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:57,570
Your reputation preceded you. What
reputation's that?

369
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:00,970
Please, Mr. Stone.

370
00:26:01,590 --> 00:26:05,050
Praise the face is open disgrace, as my
mother used to say.

371
00:26:06,290 --> 00:26:09,430
Let's just say I heard you know what
you're doing and that you're on the

372
00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:10,430
square.

373
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,640
Why the hesitation?

374
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:17,920
Don't you like me, Mr. Stone?

375
00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:19,780
Can't, sweetheart.

376
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,460
Sure, I'd like to take a roll in the hay
with you.

377
00:26:23,780 --> 00:26:26,720
I think I would have to be dead or
paralyzed not to, but liking's got

378
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,440
nothing to do with it one way or
another.

379
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:32,560
I'll take your case.

380
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,120
First thing I ought to do is take a
little look-see at the crime scene.

381
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,960
You mean my bed?

382
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:40,780
What's your address?

383
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,480
5-11 Amherst. That's in Brentwood.

384
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:46,740
I'll be there at 3 o'clock this
afternoon, but I want you to keep one

385
00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:47,679
thing in mind.

386
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,680
What?

387
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,080
I ain't your knight in shining tinfoil.

388
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,700
I'm in this strictly for the dough.

389
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,580
She must have really done a number on
you.

390
00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:19,939
Bobby?

391
00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:25,660
Bobby?

392
00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:30,620
Bobby? Bobby's not here.

393
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,440
I sent him down to Georgina's to pick up
dinner. Your favorite restaurant.

394
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,080
To Georgina's?

395
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,660
Where'd you dress yet?

396
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,260
For what?

397
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,940
Did I tell you?

398
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,020
Oh, pig.

399
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:49,780
Oh. Oh, for Christ's sake, Richard, I'm
your sister.

400
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:52,240
Not like you've never seen my legs
before.

401
00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:54,900
Okay, okay, okay.

402
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,840
Anyhow, I met this guy down at the
office.

403
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,080
His name is Sid Bundy.

404
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,860
I've invited him over for dinner.

405
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,500
Better.

406
00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:10,600
He's got this really big case down at
our office.

407
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,440
So you be nice.

408
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,860
He's going to be worth a pot full of
money one of these days.

409
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,840
Especially. with me helping his case
along.

410
00:29:20,140 --> 00:29:26,020
You know, I may only be a secretary, but
I am a very smart secretary.

411
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,560
Richard, please.

412
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,680
I really like this guy.

413
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:35,500
I am so tired of fighting it out out
there on my own.

414
00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:39,480
And after what happened with you and
Debra, I know you understand.

415
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:42,840
Adela's already cooked dinner.

416
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,960
No, none of Adela's Mexican food for
Sid.

417
00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:47,590
He's too special.

418
00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:51,950
Bobby and I like Adela's cooking. Plus,
it's the only thing he'll eat other than

419
00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:55,250
that damn Chinese food. You know, he
better be careful or his eyes are going

420
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,250
to slant.

421
00:29:56,890 --> 00:29:58,990
And then we'll have to call him the
Black Chinaman.

422
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:04,970
Anyhow, I gave Bobby the night off. I
wanted to take care of you all by my

423
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:05,970
lonesome.

424
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:07,470
Do I have to be there?

425
00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:10,030
It's good for you to meet new people.

426
00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:13,630
The thing is how you refuse to go out
and socialize.

427
00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:16,370
I'm doing you a favor by bringing the
company to you.

428
00:30:17,410 --> 00:30:19,010
I really like this guy.

429
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,030
I need that big brother seal of
approval.

430
00:30:21,390 --> 00:30:22,390
Yeah, right.

431
00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:25,050
Well, you better get rid of that.

432
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:28,430
Poor Bear.

433
00:30:28,690 --> 00:30:30,570
What a shame I had to let him go.

434
00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:35,270
Well, c'est la vie, as they say. And you
know, you're right. It's better to be

435
00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:36,270
safe than sorry.

436
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,520
Is that Bobby anyhow? He is so
unreliable.

437
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,580
You really should think about firing
him, Richard.

438
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,360
Well, I mean, now that I'm here, I
really see no need for him. You know, we

439
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,460
could get one of those chairlift gizmo
things for the staircase.

440
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:57,760
I'd be willing to quit my job. I could
just take care of whatever needs taking

441
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,060
care of around here. Would it be nice to
have me around 24 hours a day?

442
00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:04,620
Where are you going?

443
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,240
Richard!

444
00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:10,230
I thought you could wear that blue suit
with the blue tie. You look so nice in

445
00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:11,230
that.

446
00:31:19,530 --> 00:31:21,550
You're driving your 59 Cadillac.

447
00:31:22,330 --> 00:31:23,870
Driving. Driving.

448
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:28,170
Driving down a sunny, rotten street in
the city of Angle.

449
00:31:29,050 --> 00:31:30,050
Towards Brentwood.

450
00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:31,750
Towards three o'clock.

451
00:31:33,030 --> 00:31:35,050
Towards the mysterious Mrs. Norfleet.

452
00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:41,430
That's a good one.

453
00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:45,830
Well, Penelope, honey, you just didn't
tell me what a good cook you were.

454
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:49,030
Well, it's nice that you appreciate it,
Sid.

455
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:52,190
Peep spent a lot of time making this
meal.

456
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:53,750
Didn't you, sis?

457
00:31:54,210 --> 00:31:55,210
Peep?

458
00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:56,710
Mm-hmm.

459
00:31:57,050 --> 00:32:01,590
When Richard was a little boy, he
couldn't say Penelope. He could only say

460
00:32:01,590 --> 00:32:03,370
Peep, and it kind of stuck.

461
00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:08,030
Well, I'm just learning new things about
this little darling every day.

462
00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:13,160
Not only are you a great little cook,
but you're a hell of a little decorator,

463
00:32:13,220 --> 00:32:14,159
too.

464
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,880
That's a pretty nice piece of artwork
you've got hanging over there, Richard.

465
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:19,200
Must be worth a tidy little bundle.

466
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,920
I know about these things. You know,
back in the old days, I lived downtown

467
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,460
with all the artsy folk, you know.

468
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,560
Are we ready for dessert?

469
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:31,239
Dessert, too.

470
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,240
It's your masseuse.

471
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,580
People was up all night making that.

472
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:37,300
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to make a
little more room, then.

473
00:32:41,290 --> 00:32:42,290
My goodness.

474
00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:46,770
Richard, that's a hell of a long woman
you got tanning after you there.

475
00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:49,030
You're a lucky guy.

476
00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:52,670
Now, how'd you get everything? It made
nothing. That's what I like. Well, now,

477
00:32:52,730 --> 00:32:55,770
that's not true, Sid. You've got that
big case down at the oven.

478
00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:57,710
You're gonna make a lot of money.

479
00:32:58,550 --> 00:33:00,710
Why don't you tell Richard all about it
while I get dessert?

480
00:33:01,110 --> 00:33:02,110
All right, baby.

481
00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:10,990
Well, Richard, I was...

482
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,280
Tending bar over to this fancy hotel in
Beverly Hills.

483
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,440
Maybe you know the place, being a fancy
guy yourself, the Beverly Corinthian.

484
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,540
Sorry, I don't believe I do.

485
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:24,940
It's one of those frou-frou places that
caters mostly to the very rich European

486
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:28,520
clientele. Nice enough folks when you
get down to it, but not much in the tip

487
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,520
department, though.

488
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,260
Let's go. Oh, there you go, Chief. Let
me get you something.

489
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:40,580
And I told them when they first hired me
several years back,

490
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,000
that I couldn't lift anything on account
of I got me this bad back, right?

491
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:53,380
And one day, the little Mexican fella
that stocks the bar for me, he took

492
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:56,980
sick. Well, Lillian, that's the manager
of the place, she's one of them women

493
00:33:56,980 --> 00:33:58,580
that thinks she knows everything, you
know?

494
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:02,740
Well, she told me to go out back and get
a case of beer because we're running

495
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,140
low. Well, I said I couldn't on account
of my back. But Lillian, she don't care

496
00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:07,140
about anybody but herself.

497
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,220
You know the time?

498
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:10,600
I guess I could say that I do, yes.

499
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,239
Yeah, we all do, don't we?

500
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:16,960
Anyhow, Lillian responded with the case
of beer or my job.

501
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,500
Well, I'll be goddamned if I didn't
injure my back so bad that I can't be on

502
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,960
my feet over five or ten minutes without
hollering like a stuck pig.

503
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,600
Well, the pain got so goddamn bad that I
had to quit.

504
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,380
Now, I was in that job for three years,
and not once was I ever late or

505
00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:34,440
insulting to those hoity-toity clients
that got over there and wouldn't piss on

506
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,438
you if you was on fire.

507
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,840
But I tell you what, I'm going to tear
them to your ass. Well, like I said,

508
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:40,560
Ted, the hotel's the best place that
could have happened.

509
00:34:40,989 --> 00:34:43,210
They carry big insurance policies.

510
00:34:43,810 --> 00:34:47,350
Just a gold mine waiting to be mined,
I'd say.

511
00:34:48,409 --> 00:34:49,850
Oh, here you go.

512
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,290
Here you go.

513
00:34:53,270 --> 00:34:54,630
There you go.

514
00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,230
I just love blue ties.

515
00:35:00,950 --> 00:35:02,110
Don't you, Richard?

516
00:35:03,070 --> 00:35:04,870
I found them so sad.

517
00:35:06,430 --> 00:35:07,430
Oh.

518
00:35:08,270 --> 00:35:11,670
Where are you working for now until he
helps you mine that gold mine?

519
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:15,830
Actually, I'm kind of between jobs right
now. I understand you're in the retread

520
00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:16,830
tire business.

521
00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,090
That's right.

522
00:35:18,770 --> 00:35:19,770
Retread tires.

523
00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:23,690
Kind of a funny fate for an English
major.

524
00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:26,710
Well, it must be pretty lucrative from
the looks of things around here.

525
00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:31,290
Richard bought a struggling business,
and he made it lucrative.

526
00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:33,890
He's always had the golden touch.

527
00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:38,380
You know, I'm... I'm almost glad that
Richard doesn't have to go down there

528
00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:40,800
and work every day. It's in a perfectly
dreadful part of town.

529
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:42,620
South Central.

530
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,840
You know what?

531
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,940
Going to a neighborhood like that won't
invite me about knowledge.

532
00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:52,340
You know why?

533
00:35:58,780 --> 00:35:59,780
That's why I'm right there.

534
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,980
So, Sid, do you have a permit for that?

535
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,520
Do I have a permit?

536
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,500
Richard's son, that is a permit.

537
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,500
It's a permit for walking the streets
and being afraid of nobody.

538
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,460
Goddamn, is that an earthquake or
something? No, he's just having a muscle

539
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:32,460
spasm, poor thing.

540
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,760
What? Muscle spasm.

541
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,820
Sit down, Mr. Dessert.

542
00:36:52,270 --> 00:36:58,130
You know, Richard, you can call me
stupid, but there's something I just

543
00:36:58,130 --> 00:36:59,130
don't quite understand.

544
00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:01,770
You're dealing there now with your leg
and all.

545
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:03,970
I thought you were paralyzed.

546
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:09,870
Oh, I am. That was just an involuntary
muscle spasm.

547
00:37:11,910 --> 00:37:12,910
Actually, it's a good thing.

548
00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:19,430
It keeps the muscles in my legs from
atrophying.

549
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:22,490
Withering away?

550
00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:29,270
I'll tell you what, you've got a good
attitude about it all. It's hard.

551
00:37:30,410 --> 00:37:33,350
Life gives you a lemon and you just make
lemonade out of it.

552
00:37:33,870 --> 00:37:35,150
That's your philosophy, isn't it?

553
00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:37,650
You're a perceptive man, Sid.

554
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,590
Thanks.

555
00:37:40,210 --> 00:37:41,210
It's a gift.

556
00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:44,450
My mother's got that perception deal,
too.

557
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,160
Goddamn.

558
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,320
Like that.

559
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,200
How'd you like to have a piece of that,
huh?

560
00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:11,760
You know, Richard, just between you and
me, you know, kind of man to man,

561
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:15,700
does the old plumbing still work okay?

562
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:21,700
I'm not stepping on your toes here, am
I?

563
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,700
Well, if your dad said, I wouldn't feel
it.

564
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,760
Yeah.

565
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:35,980
Oh, yeah.

566
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:38,460
I did it.

567
00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:40,380
That's a good one.

568
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:42,600
Yes, sir.

569
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,880
You wouldn't feel it.

570
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,300
Yeah.

571
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,040
Define 511M.

572
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,800
You'd think it looks kind of modest for
the house of a nastily rich young widow.

573
00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:19,990
But you're just a low-rent flatfoot with
whiskey breath, holes in his socks. What

574
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:20,990
do you know about the rich?

575
00:40:38,010 --> 00:40:39,010
You hear it.

576
00:40:39,310 --> 00:40:42,190
That little voice yapping inside your
head. Hey, Rick.

577
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:44,210
Yeah, you, you big moron.

578
00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:45,840
Turn around and run like hell.

579
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,980
And like always, being the big moron you
are, you tell the yappy voice to buzz

580
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:52,980
off.

581
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,920
You left your front door open, so I just
walked right in.

582
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:02,060
Of course, whoever tried to put the big
squeeze on your neck Tuesday night could

583
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:03,080
have just walked right in, too.

584
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,300
How careless of me.

585
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,820
Perhaps I have a death wish.

586
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,080
Hello again, Mr. Stone.

587
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,380
Her hand is hot, slippery as an eel with
oil.

588
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,020
You hate the idea of letting it go.

589
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,009
Well, Mrs.

590
00:42:24,010 --> 00:42:27,230
Norfleet, it looks like you got your own
little private garden of Eden here.

591
00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:30,050
Lacking only an atom.

592
00:42:36,970 --> 00:42:37,970
The scene of the crime.

593
00:42:42,070 --> 00:42:43,610
No sign of forced entry, you said?

594
00:42:43,870 --> 00:42:44,870
No.

595
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:46,490
Did you lock the door that night?

596
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,270
Yes. Anyone else have the key?

597
00:42:48,530 --> 00:42:50,410
No, no one except Madge, of course.

598
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,379
Your sister?

599
00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:55,040
Yes. After I suffered my tragic loss,
she was kind enough to move in here with

600
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,260
me and help me through my grief.

601
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,560
What a doll.

602
00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:00,940
So did you live here with the late Mr.
Norfleet?

603
00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:05,420
No, we had a very vulgar mansion in
Bel-Air. But after the tragedy, I sold

604
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:06,420
the house and moved here.

605
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,340
Too many memories, you know.

606
00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:11,200
Just couldn't stand looking at that hot
tub, huh?

607
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,420
Boys will be boys, Mr. Stone.

608
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,920
Now, won't they?

609
00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:18,700
Not me. I like to be a girl. I find that
difficult to believe.

610
00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:20,580
Want to see my garter belt? I'd love to.

611
00:43:54,730 --> 00:43:56,350
Now, this is a real work of art.

612
00:43:57,190 --> 00:43:59,030
My sister Madge gave it to me.

613
00:44:01,230 --> 00:44:05,390
Mr. Stone, I'd like to introduce you to
the two detectives working on my case,

614
00:44:05,470 --> 00:44:09,190
Detective Petrovich and Detective...
Monk Moore. How you doing, Monk?

615
00:44:09,970 --> 00:44:12,910
Just swell, Rick, till you walked in.
You know, I don't like to be called

616
00:44:12,910 --> 00:44:15,330
Monk. Yeah, Monk, I do know that.

617
00:44:16,270 --> 00:44:17,610
Mike, you know why I like this guy?

618
00:44:18,130 --> 00:44:19,630
Because he's a real wisey.

619
00:44:19,930 --> 00:44:22,030
That's right, and I just love wiseys.

620
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,440
How do you two know each other?

621
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:30,160
Well, one day I lifted up a rock and
Monk's looking up at me, blinking in the

622
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,160
sun.

623
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,780
This guy cracks me up.

624
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:37,760
So, Mrs. Norfleet, me and my partner's
feelings are a little hurt here.

625
00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,940
Why'd you go hire Snooper? You don't
trust us with a job?

626
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,300
I'm just protecting my interests.

627
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,320
Surely you can understand that.

628
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,960
Well, I'll be leaving now, Mrs.
Norfleet. I'll walk you to the door.

629
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:51,880
See you around, Monk.

630
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:53,940
Picklepuss?

631
00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:55,760
Petrovich. Whatever.

632
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,160
That's a real piece of wood bait.

633
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:05,180
You ever been to a chop suey joint
called the Black Chinaman?

634
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,560
No. Is this an invitation?

635
00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:10,660
Nope.

636
00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:12,320
An idle question.

637
00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:14,680
No. I'll be in touch.

638
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,480
What's the matter?

639
00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:21,600
Seems like I'm forgetting something.

640
00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:22,950
Oh.

641
00:45:24,570 --> 00:45:25,570
Oh, yeah.

642
00:45:31,610 --> 00:45:33,970
Goodbye, Mrs. Norfleet.

643
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,700
You want to be better, you eat.

644
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,880
You don't want to be better, you want to
be sick, then you don't eat.

645
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,400
I want you to be better.

646
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:23,700
What do you want?

647
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,980
I want to hold a woman in my arms again.

648
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:38,980
Dance with her under the stars.

649
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,080
Oh, mijo.

650
00:46:43,379 --> 00:46:44,660
Within eight, please.

651
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:49,000
Your crazy friend is here to visit.

652
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:51,700
Hey, heard you're not feeling so good
today, buddy.

653
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,920
What's the matter? You ain't been
drinking your kombucha tea? Your friend

654
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:55,920
has a urinary infection.

655
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,920
Compliments of that sister of his.

656
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,420
Peep, huh? Yeah, Peep.

657
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,680
She gave me the night off the other
night because she was having some too

658
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,760
big grief ball over and didn't want my
black ass around.

659
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:10,000
Then I come back and I find that she's
left him sitting outside in his own

660
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,520
goddamn Peep while she's making it with
the guy in here in the living room.

661
00:47:12,780 --> 00:47:13,780
Damn.

662
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,280
When I tell her, when I think about her,
she has to fire my ass.

663
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,380
But nobody fires me but this man right
here.

664
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,620
Bobby, you're fired.

665
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:27,240
Fuck you.

666
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,320
I quit.

667
00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,380
I leave the food here for him.

668
00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:38,360
Maybe you can get him to eat more.

669
00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:40,080
He never listens to me.

670
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,280
And I think I fucked her once.

671
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,800
Who?

672
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,840
Adela? No, Peep.

673
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,780
Hey, you were drunk. Shit happens.

674
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:56,200
Jesus, this room stinks from that stuff.
You gotta stop smoking and drinking.

675
00:47:57,620 --> 00:47:58,620
Why?

676
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,320
Why?

677
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,720
Because it's bad for you. It makes your
blood pressure go through the roof.

678
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:07,760
I'm already a sick fucking crippled
animal, or haven't you noticed, Duncan?

679
00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:09,600
You got it bad today, don't you?

680
00:48:13,870 --> 00:48:15,630
I don't suppose you've heard from
Deborah, have you?

681
00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:19,430
No. Forget about her. She's done her
best to forget about you.

682
00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:21,670
She probably just got scared.

683
00:48:22,050 --> 00:48:23,510
I would have done the same thing.

684
00:48:24,890 --> 00:48:26,510
Never in a million years, dude.

685
00:48:31,130 --> 00:48:35,910
When we were kids, I was the conqueror,
wasn't I?

686
00:48:36,530 --> 00:48:37,530
Yeah.

687
00:48:38,890 --> 00:48:42,270
Baseball, surfing, girls, you were
always numero uno.

688
00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:43,890
And I hated you for it.

689
00:48:44,290 --> 00:48:45,370
You did, didn't you?

690
00:48:45,610 --> 00:48:47,350
You bet I did, fucker.

691
00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:51,910
Duncan, what is the point?

692
00:48:52,850 --> 00:48:55,930
The point is for your soul to grow.

693
00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:57,990
I feel like I'm already dead.

694
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:01,830
Body and soul.

695
00:49:04,450 --> 00:49:06,790
Just that nobody's noticed.

696
00:49:08,690 --> 00:49:10,490
People come back from the dead.

697
00:49:10,710 --> 00:49:12,500
When you were dead, you... are dead.

698
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:17,000
And it's clear that I am not one of
those guys who's going to walk his soul

699
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,040
through the pearly gates.

700
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,240
They take crawlers, buddy.

701
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:28,200
You actually believe there's some kind
of reality after death?

702
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,520
Sure I do.

703
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,700
How else do you explain those near-death
experiences people have?

704
00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:34,240
It is easy.

705
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:39,400
The brain is deprived of oxygen. It
creates chemicals. Oh, give me a break.

706
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,720
No, you give me a break.

707
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:43,660
I've read about this.

708
00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:47,060
When a Christian dies, he sees Christ.

709
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:51,340
He sees Jesus. When a Buddhist dies, he
sees Buddha. An Indian sees the happy

710
00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:54,500
hunting grounds. Why does everybody see
something they know and not something

711
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,840
universal? Tell me that. Explain it to
me, Duncan.

712
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,940
It's simple. It's transition.

713
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:04,660
You experience a reality that's personal
to you so you don't get disturbed or

714
00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:05,660
scared.

715
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:10,720
So when you're dead, when you really die
and there's no coming back...

716
00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:15,010
Where does the soul go then, Duncan?

717
00:50:17,210 --> 00:50:20,190
It goes somewhere.

718
00:50:20,710 --> 00:50:21,710
Where, I don't know.

719
00:50:22,850 --> 00:50:26,530
But I'm sure of one thing, that the soul
knows when its business here is

720
00:50:26,530 --> 00:50:27,530
finished.

721
00:50:27,910 --> 00:50:29,030
When it's time to go.

722
00:50:32,510 --> 00:50:33,510
Hang on a second.

723
00:50:38,030 --> 00:50:39,670
Yeah, hi, this is Duncan. Is he in?

724
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,370
He is? Great.

725
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:44,940
Yeah. Sir?

726
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,820
Hi, listen, my buddy and I were just
sitting around talking. We were kind of

727
00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:50,800
wondering, where does the soul go when
you die?

728
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:52,700
Uh-huh.

729
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,040
Who is that?

730
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:55,640
It's God. Uh-huh.

731
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,620
Oh, so you're talking about a Club Med
kind of situation.

732
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,140
Right. And there are girls there?

733
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:05,760
Great.

734
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,600
And they like wheelchairs?

735
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,620
Sort of a lap dance kind of thing going
on? Mm-hmm.

736
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,370
Yeah, well, give my love to your son.

737
00:51:14,350 --> 00:51:15,430
No, no, bless you.

738
00:52:25,270 --> 00:52:26,950
Oh, I couldn't sleep.

739
00:52:28,470 --> 00:52:30,270
It's too beautiful to sleep, huh?

740
00:52:35,150 --> 00:52:36,150
Richard, are you okay?

741
00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:39,730
What?

742
00:52:41,230 --> 00:52:44,810
I... I just had this dream.

743
00:52:46,390 --> 00:52:47,390
About what?

744
00:52:52,510 --> 00:52:54,150
Was it a bad dream?

745
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,880
Was I in it?

746
00:52:58,700 --> 00:52:59,700
Mm-hmm.

747
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,100
Come on, 3D, tell me. It's okay.

748
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,040
I just dreamed that I was sick.

749
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,360
Really, really sick.

750
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,080
Oh.

751
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,860
And I couldn't walk anymore.

752
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:21,620
And I was in pain.

753
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,160
Real, terrible, terrible pain.

754
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,560
Baby, I'm sorry.

755
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,560
You said I wasn't a dream, right?

756
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,840
No.

757
00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:36,740
You left me.

758
00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:40,820
Oh.

759
00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:44,220
Richard, that was just a dream.

760
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:46,760
You know, look, I'm here.

761
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,178
I know you are.

762
00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:49,480
I'm always going to be here.

763
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,120
You know that, don't you? Don't you?

764
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:00,980
I love you so much

765
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,040
Let's just dance.

766
00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:54,300
It's time to get up. It's time to get
up. It's time to get up in the morning.

767
00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:56,240
How are you feeling today?

768
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:57,920
You look a lot better.

769
00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:00,320
Good boy.

770
00:55:01,350 --> 00:55:05,310
Now, I know that today is Saturday, but
I've never believed in sleeping late on

771
00:55:05,310 --> 00:55:08,170
Saturdays because it's the best day of
the week, and, you know, why waste it?

772
00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:11,690
Although I guess now every day is like a
Saturday to you, huh?

773
00:55:12,730 --> 00:55:14,330
You know, I envy you sometimes.

774
00:55:16,310 --> 00:55:18,030
Get some fresh air in here.

775
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:22,710
No stuffy cave for you today, big
brother.

776
00:55:25,830 --> 00:55:29,330
Sin's coming over. He had this great
idea. Remember when we were kids, we

777
00:55:29,330 --> 00:55:30,330
used to play Monopoly?

778
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,560
That's going to be our day today. You,
me, and Sid.

779
00:55:32,820 --> 00:55:35,420
Rolling those dice, passing go, trying
to stay out of jail.

780
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,880
You know, I'm going to send Bobby in
here to have him give you a shower.

781
00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:42,080
You've got just a teensy-weensy bit of
beer.

782
00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:05,390
You're still thinking about the long,
hard one you planted on her kisser.

783
00:56:05,590 --> 00:56:08,510
The shocked look of a real hard number
turning soft.

784
00:56:10,070 --> 00:56:13,190
Yeah, you remember how the knees of her
long legs quivered.

785
00:56:23,570 --> 00:56:25,210
But then you hear that voice again.

786
00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:27,370
It's yapping, Monk Moore.

787
00:56:27,630 --> 00:56:28,630
Monk Moore.

788
00:56:30,380 --> 00:56:33,120
A copper will always loaf on the shady
side of the street.

789
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:37,660
Close your eyes.

790
00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:44,540
Now think of a place where the wide open
road never

791
00:56:44,540 --> 00:56:49,640
ends. No one dies.

792
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:57,060
There's no time or place till you and a
few special

793
00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:58,200
friends.

794
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:07,080
There's something up there gleaming. Go
ahead and pick it up. Here's your

795
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,560
lucky choice.

796
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,500
Your magic wand.

797
00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:18,460
Rip it firmly in your hand. Now I walk
away there.

798
00:57:22,140 --> 00:57:23,840
The Black Chinaman.

799
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,000
Restaurateur and racketeer.

800
00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:29,400
You met him seven years ago on the
Prescott case.

801
00:57:30,810 --> 00:57:34,390
Somehow, it doesn't matter how, it all
ended up on the desperate docks of

802
00:57:34,390 --> 00:57:35,388
Pedro.

803
00:57:35,390 --> 00:57:38,950
The black Chinaman was smuggling in
Chinese to work cheap in the chop suey

804
00:57:38,950 --> 00:57:39,950
joints in cat houses.

805
00:57:40,950 --> 00:57:42,710
Fell in love with one of his own girls.

806
00:57:43,530 --> 00:57:45,070
But you couldn't blow the whistle on
him.

807
00:57:45,390 --> 00:57:47,210
She was sick, real sick.

808
00:57:47,730 --> 00:57:49,430
She wouldn't have made it one night in
the cooler.

809
00:57:50,710 --> 00:57:52,650
Turns out she didn't make it but a year
anyway.

810
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,000
You don't have to walk.

811
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,120
What's your pleasure, chum?

812
00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:06,640
About to do it.

813
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,800
But I do make him to ease the soul.

814
00:58:54,600 --> 00:59:00,100
What do you expect to find here? A guy
with a clawed-up face?

815
00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:02,720
A gun with a bullet meant just for you?

816
00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:05,160
Or maybe just the meaning of life?

817
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:08,280
Like always, He'll know it when you see
it.

818
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:11,600
Well,

819
00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:16,240
if it ain't Rick Stone, this might just
be your lucky day.

820
00:59:16,860 --> 00:59:19,380
Catalina, Eddie, make with the feet. I'm
busy.

821
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:23,020
You're still sore about last time.

822
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:28,440
But you won't be once you take a gander
at these little babies.

823
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,760
Push off, Catalina.

824
00:59:36,009 --> 00:59:37,009
Okay, peeper.

825
00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:38,650
You got your peep.

826
00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:40,610
Change your mind.

827
00:59:41,150 --> 00:59:42,310
You know where to find me.

828
00:59:42,730 --> 00:59:44,870
Know that rat hole like the back of my
own hand.

829
00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:48,270
Now you're starting to hurt my feeling.

830
00:59:52,810 --> 00:59:54,210
Let me see what's for you.

831
00:59:55,870 --> 00:59:56,870
Didn't know he cared.

832
01:00:11,210 --> 01:00:12,570
You like Hank Foo Young, Rick Stone?

833
01:00:13,790 --> 01:00:15,110
Happens to be one of my favorites.

834
01:00:15,670 --> 01:00:16,670
We're partners, sir.

835
01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:28,030
This ain't a social call.

836
01:00:29,210 --> 01:00:30,650
We all got a job to do, sir.

837
01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,250
Why don't you eat?

838
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:38,950
My chef's got a secret ingredient in
that dish which makes it simply...

839
01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:41,250
better. Do you have a taste?

840
01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:46,430
The day I find out what it is, I'll
finally be able to get rid of that

841
01:00:46,430 --> 01:00:47,430
chunk.

842
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,650
Okay, what gives?

843
01:00:59,970 --> 01:01:01,490
Found at the scene of an attempted
murder.

844
01:01:02,470 --> 01:01:03,890
My client says she ain't been here.

845
01:01:04,830 --> 01:01:07,750
So it's my hunch that whoever left it is
the greaseball I'm looking for.

846
01:01:08,990 --> 01:01:10,170
The greaseball with...

847
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,060
Claw marks on her face.

848
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,980
Seems the lady got them but good with
her fingernails.

849
01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:19,440
Great advertising, huh?

850
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,680
Yeah.

851
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,820
There's probably been 10,000 people who
left my joint with one of these.

852
01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:27,760
You pick which one.

853
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,200
Maybe that Dane who hired you has been
here.

854
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,220
Maybe she's setting you up to pay the
chunk.

855
01:01:36,140 --> 01:01:37,300
You ever think about that?

856
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,140
My business, you think of everything.

857
01:01:45,930 --> 01:01:47,170
You seen our friend Monk lately?

858
01:01:48,450 --> 01:01:50,190
Mulder? Yeah, he's been around.

859
01:01:50,430 --> 01:01:52,190
Why? Just another question.

860
01:01:54,990 --> 01:01:55,990
Sorry,

861
01:01:57,510 --> 01:01:59,250
but our little reunion's got to be cut
short.

862
01:02:11,570 --> 01:02:12,570
Hey, Stone.

863
01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:17,140
Fortune couldn't.

864
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,260
Thanks. I owe you one.

865
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:22,600
Remember?

866
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,200
Yeah, I remember.

867
01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:34,960
B.C. was right.

868
01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:39,540
You're looking for a needle in a
20-story haystack already full of dirty

869
01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:41,720
needles. What do you have, Madge?

870
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,000
Make it the usual, baby.

871
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,040
You're remembering that Mrs. Norfleet's
sister's name is Madge.

872
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:14,500
You better be careful or you might fall
in there and drown.

873
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:16,540
You're horrified by the thought.

874
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:18,840
Happens I'm an ace swimmer.

875
01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:23,820
Got a name, Blue Eyes?

876
01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:25,380
Rick.

877
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,620
What about you, Angel Puss?

878
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:33,140
Madge. And Madge never shows any mercy,
do you, darling?

879
01:03:41,340 --> 01:03:42,340
What's the matter?

880
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,040
Your mom will fix you something for
breakfast.

881
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,120
Hey, Madge, phone call.

882
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,100
Stay on that stool, or I'll kill you.

883
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:02,680
Another one?

884
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:04,300
Yeah, sure.

885
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:07,420
That one's bad news, chum.

886
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,160
Gotta go, blue eyes.

887
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:27,680
Give a girl a rain check.

888
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:31,500
Good thing, doll.

889
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:46,060
This ought to cover it.

890
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,040
They never listen, do they?

891
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:58,700
You're thinking she's day and night from
the beautiful Mrs.

892
01:04:58,940 --> 01:05:03,080
Norfleet. It's only a hunch, but that's
all you ever have.

893
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:08,460
We've had cases dealing with partner
against partner, husband against wife,

894
01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:10,500
but never sister against sister.

895
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,080
Blood killing blood.

896
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:14,760
Even the yappy voice is silent.

897
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,000
There was no question in Mrs. Norfleet's
mind the attacker was a man.

898
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,000
If this madge was Mrs.

899
01:05:33,220 --> 01:05:36,920
Norfleet's sister, and she was trying to
do her in, then she had to have an

900
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:37,920
accomplice.

901
01:06:04,430 --> 01:06:05,730
It was a hunt that paid off.

902
01:06:06,470 --> 01:06:09,310
But how all the pieces fit, you still
can't seem to figure.

903
01:06:10,150 --> 01:06:13,370
For instance, you're still looking for a
guy with claw marks on his face.

904
01:06:20,670 --> 01:06:21,930
It's going to be a long night.

905
01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:26,050
With Madge, you can be sure of that.

906
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:11,400
Now, really, Richard, there is no use
wishing for what you can no longer have.

907
01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:14,840
We all have to live with reality.

908
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,760
Ah, yes.

909
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,040
Reality.

910
01:07:39,370 --> 01:07:41,970
You arrive at Mrs. Northley, 10 a.m.
sharp.

911
01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:47,430
The modest little bungalow looks to you
like the castle of a fairy princess.

912
01:07:48,390 --> 01:07:49,830
You're turning into a sap.

913
01:07:55,110 --> 01:07:57,530
The birds are singing like lunatics in
the trees.

914
01:07:58,090 --> 01:08:01,750
They're singing like they don't know the
world is lost, corrupt, dirty, and evil.

915
01:08:02,550 --> 01:08:04,530
They're singing like they love life or
something.

916
01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:17,810
Yeah, sing your yappy birds. Rick Stone
ain't falling for it.

917
01:10:51,490 --> 01:10:52,490
Jade Norfleet.

918
01:10:53,270 --> 01:10:54,570
Mrs. Norfleet.

919
01:10:55,570 --> 01:10:56,570
Jade.

920
01:10:57,690 --> 01:10:58,770
Mrs. Rickstone.

921
01:11:00,610 --> 01:11:01,610
Darling.

922
01:11:03,390 --> 01:11:06,670
Suddenly you get real sore at yourself.
You don't sleep with a client, you dumb

923
01:11:06,670 --> 01:11:10,290
mug. That's one of the rules. The broad
is getting to you, no doubt about it.

924
01:11:11,290 --> 01:11:12,410
What's her angle, anyway?

925
01:11:13,410 --> 01:11:14,990
Everybody's got one in the city of
angles.

926
01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:22,980
How do you like your coffee, Mr. Jones?

927
01:11:23,540 --> 01:11:24,820
Black, Mrs. Norfleet.

928
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,740
I think you've earned the right to call
me Rick.

929
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:29,880
If you'll call me Jay.

930
01:11:31,860 --> 01:11:32,860
Quessal?

931
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,500
Yeah, sure.

932
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,860
I'm so hungry I could almost eat your
right arm off.

933
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:48,280
That's the funny thing about me. I get
real starving after a good roll in the

934
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,280
hay.

935
01:11:51,950 --> 01:11:53,310
And that's what it was to you?

936
01:11:54,330 --> 01:11:55,550
A roll in the hay?

937
01:11:57,690 --> 01:11:58,690
No, you're right.

938
01:12:00,530 --> 01:12:01,530
It was grass.

939
01:12:07,830 --> 01:12:09,930
All right, Mr. Stone, let's get down to
business.

940
01:12:10,290 --> 01:12:11,750
You said you had a report to make.

941
01:12:14,150 --> 01:12:16,030
I went to the Black Chinaman last night.

942
01:12:17,050 --> 01:12:18,510
Ran into your sister, Madge.

943
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,720
She was ice to the eyebrows.

944
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,220
Got a phone call and left.

945
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:25,600
I tailed her.

946
01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:29,200
Right into the greasy arms of Charles
Monk Moeller.

947
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,100
Madge and Monk Moeller?

948
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,540
But what could it mean?

949
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:35,060
Well, I got two versions.

950
01:12:35,980 --> 01:12:38,840
The obvious one is that Monk and Madge
are trying to bump you off.

951
01:12:39,740 --> 01:12:41,480
Madge collects the cabbage when you're
deceased.

952
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:42,960
Splits it with Monk.

953
01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:47,080
Monk is the investigating officer in the
case. Makes sure it never gets solved.

954
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:48,560
It's clean.

955
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:49,720
Neat and cozy.

956
01:12:49,980 --> 01:12:51,080
Always have for one thing.

957
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,960
Monk doesn't have flash marks on his
face.

958
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:56,620
Of course, there could be a third party
involved.

959
01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:02,160
Or... The unobvious version?

960
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,280
Well, this one involves you, Mrs.
Northley.

961
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:13,700
Like I said, you got a swell place here.

962
01:13:14,740 --> 01:13:17,680
It just doesn't strike me as an abode of
the filthy rich.

963
01:13:19,850 --> 01:13:22,690
You don't have as much money as you
pretend to, do you, Mrs. Norfleet?

964
01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:26,250
That's true.

965
01:13:26,830 --> 01:13:30,370
My husband did suffer certain business
reversals before his death.

966
01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:32,090
A run of bad luck.

967
01:13:33,110 --> 01:13:35,650
But I'm willing to take a wild guess
that the late Mr.

968
01:13:35,850 --> 01:13:40,790
Norfleet, being the cautious and
practical man he was, except where hot

969
01:13:40,790 --> 01:13:45,410
tubs were concerned, took out a large
insurance policy on his young wife.

970
01:13:47,310 --> 01:13:48,650
As a matter of fact, he did.

971
01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:50,100
A million dollars.

972
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,220
And the present beneficiary is Madge.

973
01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:56,240
Yes, but I still don't understand where
you're going with this.

974
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:59,800
Maybe you don't. Or maybe you got used
to living the high life of the late Mr.

975
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:03,140
Norfleet. So you and Monk and Madge
decided to cook up something.

976
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,240
Maybe you're planning on faking your own
murder.

977
01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:10,540
And then you and Monk and Madge can
split up the proceeds from the insurance

978
01:14:10,540 --> 01:14:11,540
three ways.

979
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:17,770
and maybe the reason you came to me was
to make things look real good at the

980
01:14:17,770 --> 01:14:22,790
coroner's inquest sure judge we can't
find a corpse but listen to this poor

981
01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:27,210
but honest detective the dead broad
comes to his office a week before she

982
01:14:27,210 --> 01:14:32,550
got dead saying somebody's trying to
kill her meanwhile you'll be living it

983
01:14:32,550 --> 01:14:35,930
up in paris under another name drinking
champagne out of your cute little shoe

984
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:40,390
do you really believe i would do that
like i said just an idea

985
01:14:42,410 --> 01:14:43,870
Well, I have an idea, too.

986
01:14:55,630 --> 01:14:58,090
This should settle things between us,
Mr. Stone.

987
01:15:01,510 --> 01:15:03,770
I'm no longer in need of your services.

988
01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:22,490
I guess there really is no such thing as
the Garden of Eden, if there, Mr. Stone.

989
01:15:25,810 --> 01:15:26,810
Listen, Jade.

990
01:15:28,010 --> 01:15:29,330
How would you say it?

991
01:15:29,550 --> 01:15:31,770
Just take the dough and beat it.

992
01:15:42,070 --> 01:15:44,350
You decide to take the dough and beat
it.

993
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:51,360
Either she's the best actress in Sarah
Bernhardt, or you've just made the

994
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:53,260
biggest mistake of your screwed-up life.

995
01:15:59,580 --> 01:16:03,020
As you walk toward the door, you feel
like you're leaving a bright, flimmy

996
01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:05,840
trail behind you, like a giant garden
slug.

997
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:08,020
Well, hello.

998
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:10,300
Hello. Wait a minute.

999
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:14,680
Haven't I made your acquaintance
somewhere before?

1000
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,160
Take a couple of belts. It'll come back
to you.

1001
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,240
Oh, blue eyes.

1002
01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:24,360
Oh, you tracked me down, huh?

1003
01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:26,760
Yeah, you could say that.

1004
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:28,240
But I was just leaving.

1005
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:29,980
Oh, come on, blue eyes.

1006
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,080
I'm on my lunch break.

1007
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:36,280
I've got an hour to kill and nobody to
kill it with.

1008
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:37,680
Your lunch break.

1009
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,220
So where does a dame like you work?

1010
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,200
I'm a makeup girl for the studios.

1011
01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:43,540
Makeup? Yeah.

1012
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:48,320
All the big stars, they ask for Madge.

1013
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,840
I bet they do, Madge.

1014
01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:57,660
I'll just bet they do.

1015
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:15,380
You're Rick Stone.

1016
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,600
You're walking into the Black Chinaman.

1017
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,720
You're looking for Monk Moeller.

1018
01:17:32,060 --> 01:17:33,580
Thought I'd find you here, Monk.

1019
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:36,400
Picklepuss.

1020
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,340
Can it with the picklepuss crud.

1021
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,120
Peeper.

1022
01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:42,180
If it ain't Rick Stone.

1023
01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:46,340
So, uh, Snooper, you want to be the top
hat?

1024
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:51,600
The what?

1025
01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:53,080
The top hat, Richard.

1026
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:58,000
Richard, did you want to be the top hat?

1027
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,800
You know, I was lucky for you last time,
remember?

1028
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,320
Yeah, the top hat.

1029
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,760
Well, me, I'm going to be the ship.

1030
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,840
Makes me feel kind of good. You know,
imagining myself floating along on a

1031
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,740
white cap, surrounded by nothing but the
sea.

1032
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,600
That's kind of peaceful, I guess.

1033
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:15,800
Want some more iced tea, babe?

1034
01:18:16,060 --> 01:18:16,959
Sure, hon.

1035
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:17,960
Thank you.

1036
01:18:20,060 --> 01:18:20,938
That's good.

1037
01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:21,879
There you go.

1038
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:23,660
Thanks. More iced tea?

1039
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:24,960
No, thanks.

1040
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:30,140
Well, you don't have to look over there
anymore, Richard. Your mysterious blonde

1041
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:31,720
has gone away.

1042
01:18:33,060 --> 01:18:35,440
Hey, just give it a break, would you?
No, honest.

1043
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:39,060
I saw the moving van over there last
night when I got home from work.

1044
01:18:40,630 --> 01:18:44,970
Might have seen it yourself if you got
out more often. Might have even seen her

1045
01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:46,190
in the flesh, as they say.

1046
01:18:48,190 --> 01:18:50,690
Imagine only renting a house for a
month. I wonder why.

1047
01:18:52,170 --> 01:18:53,470
Well, baby, did you want to buy the car?

1048
01:18:54,190 --> 01:18:55,770
If you'll run away with me in it.

1049
01:18:58,710 --> 01:19:02,990
Anyhow, you never know with bimbos what
they're going to do. Isn't that right?

1050
01:19:03,370 --> 01:19:04,630
I don't need you to wheel me.

1051
01:19:05,110 --> 01:19:07,730
Sorry, I just was trying to help.

1052
01:19:12,650 --> 01:19:13,650
It's too bad, Richard.

1053
01:19:14,890 --> 01:19:18,450
She was one nice little thing we had
prancing around across the way there.

1054
01:19:18,530 --> 01:19:19,530
I'll say that much.

1055
01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:23,610
Hey, Richard, she's the kind that makes
the old plumbing tingle, isn't she?

1056
01:19:25,510 --> 01:19:29,690
Well, I mean, she don't have that cute
thing going on like you or anything.

1057
01:19:31,450 --> 01:19:34,670
But anyway, it may be a good game of
Monopoly to take your mind off of it.

1058
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,770
What do you say, sport?

1059
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:44,420
I don't want to play fucking Monopoly.

1060
01:19:45,020 --> 01:19:47,660
Richard, what is wrong with you?

1061
01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:50,500
You apologize to Sid right now.

1062
01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:53,160
Oh, my goodness.

1063
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:54,800
I'm so sorry.

1064
01:19:55,980 --> 01:19:58,180
He's probably just not feeling well.

1065
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,140
I want you to get the fuck out of my
house.

1066
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,400
And I want you to take her with you.

1067
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,240
Richard. Richard.

1068
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,800
Please, what's going on?

1069
01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:10,060
Richard.

1070
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,100
No, of course.

1071
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:16,120
Get the fuck out of my goddamn house.

1072
01:20:16,340 --> 01:20:19,520
Richard, how could you

1073
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:28,100
just

1074
01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:29,100
throw me out?

1075
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,160
I'm your sister.

1076
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,380
He's my only family. I mean, where would
I go?

1077
01:20:33,860 --> 01:20:37,920
What would I do? I gave up everything,
Sid. I gave up my apartment.

1078
01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:41,500
Don't worry, it's going to be okay. It's
going to work out, all right? I was

1079
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,200
upset. Oh, God.

1080
01:20:43,780 --> 01:20:44,780
Richard.

1081
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:51,500
I mean, even if I wanted to, how could I
afford to on my pitiful little salary?

1082
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,260
I mean, you tell me that. How?

1083
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,740
You know, you are selfish, Richard.

1084
01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:59,000
You are so selfish.

1085
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:00,280
What are you doing?

1086
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,380
Richard, what are you doing?

1087
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:04,160
Richard, answer me.

1088
01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:07,480
Get in your place.

1089
01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:10,840
Richard, I know that you don't mean
this. I know that...

1090
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:16,780
Whatever reason, you're just angry
and... $10,000, Richard?

1091
01:21:17,620 --> 01:21:19,300
Well, I mean, that's hardly enough.

1092
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:24,560
You know, I mean, when we were kids,
$10,000 was a lot of money, but now

1093
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,560
things have changed.

1094
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:32,240
Richard.

1095
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:34,260
Richard, are you all right? I'm fine.

1096
01:22:04,100 --> 01:22:05,100
Listen sister.

1097
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,560
I think you should take the dough and
beat it.

1098
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:15,620
Take the dough and beat it?

1099
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,900
I'd take the dough and beat it. I don't
know why you wouldn't.

1100
01:22:36,540 --> 01:22:37,540
Okay, Richard.

1101
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:40,400
I'll leave.

1102
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:43,540
But this won't be the last you hear from
me.

1103
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:50,800
You may hate me, but that will not stop
me from loving you.

1104
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:52,600
Come on, Sid.

1105
01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:54,260
Thank you.

1106
01:23:33,340 --> 01:23:36,440
So, Rick, did I do something for you?

1107
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:39,260
Or is it just that you're missing my
pretty face?

1108
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:42,540
Just want to buy you a drink, Monk.
That's all.

1109
01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:45,440
Hey, chum, another one for my friend
here.

1110
01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:47,720
He's up to something.

1111
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:51,380
Tickle pushers should be seen and not
heard.

1112
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,360
It's going to be real funny when I rip
your spine out, Snooper.

1113
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,060
Hey, I'm laughing already.

1114
01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:00,560
Here you go.

1115
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:01,639
Thanks, buddy.

1116
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:02,640
Don't mention it, pal.

1117
01:24:03,660 --> 01:24:05,060
That's real friendly of you, Rick.

1118
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,240
I'm a friendly guy.

1119
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,860
Come on, come on. We're cops. We can't
murder guys in public, okay?

1120
01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:23,060
Charles. Charles.

1121
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:25,780
What? Your face.

1122
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:35,840
Madge did a nice job.

1123
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:46,940
You walk away.

1124
01:24:47,940 --> 01:24:51,300
You're waiting for that bullet in your
back. That bullet that's been looking

1125
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:52,380
for you your whole life.

1126
01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:54,600
It doesn't come tonight.

1127
01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:59,400
You know you gotta get to a phone fast.

1128
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:02,920
You gotta warn Jade about that nutty
sister of hers.

1129
01:25:16,170 --> 01:25:17,670
Mrs. Northley, it's Rick Stone.

1130
01:25:18,410 --> 01:25:21,250
I have absolutely nothing to say to you.
Shut your trap and let me do the

1131
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:23,010
talking. You got to make with the feet,
doll.

1132
01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:24,690
Imagine Monk got it in for you.

1133
01:25:25,350 --> 01:25:26,530
You got to get out of the house now.

1134
01:25:26,810 --> 01:25:27,810
You got a place to go?

1135
01:25:28,450 --> 01:25:31,730
There's a cabin in Big Bear. My husband
and I need to go there every weekend.

1136
01:25:31,830 --> 01:25:34,570
Hop in your car and get there fast. Stay
there until you hear from me. I'm at the

1137
01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:35,950
Black Chinaman now. I just got to...

1138
01:26:00,490 --> 01:26:01,490
Where's she going to, Rick?

1139
01:26:02,170 --> 01:26:03,490
I ain't telling you, Monk.

1140
01:26:04,730 --> 01:26:07,770
What am I, Tall Picklepuff here? If he
gives me a great big kiss.

1141
01:26:13,350 --> 01:26:16,910
It's lights-out time. Tweety birds
circling around your head. X's across

1142
01:26:16,910 --> 01:26:17,910
your eyeballs.

1143
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,650
The next thing you know, you're
screaming.

1144
01:26:42,090 --> 01:26:43,790
So spill it, peeper. Where's the girl,
huh?

1145
01:26:44,630 --> 01:26:46,830
You think I'm as stupid as you look,
Monk?

1146
01:26:48,230 --> 01:26:49,630
If I tell you, you'll kill me.

1147
01:26:50,170 --> 01:26:52,790
Well, Rick, it don't take a college
degree to figure that out.

1148
01:26:53,950 --> 01:26:58,070
But do you want to die screaming or just
take a nice easy bullet in the side of

1149
01:26:58,070 --> 01:26:59,070
the head?

1150
01:26:59,550 --> 01:27:01,190
Do yourself a favor, Rick.

1151
01:27:01,810 --> 01:27:03,870
Well, I can't find her anywhere, Monk.

1152
01:27:04,690 --> 01:27:08,090
My bimbo sister has beat it.

1153
01:27:09,030 --> 01:27:10,030
Too bad.

1154
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:12,340
Don't call me monk.

1155
01:27:13,220 --> 01:27:18,620
Well, whatever you do to him, just don't
mess up those pretty blue eyes.

1156
01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:26,400
So you want to keep your peepers,
peeper?

1157
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:29,160
It's your choice, Rick.

1158
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:35,500
Just tell me where the girl is, and I'll
take you out of your misery.

1159
01:27:36,340 --> 01:27:37,480
No more pain.

1160
01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:39,300
Not ever again.

1161
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:44,860
Do yourself a favor.

1162
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:50,180
Oh, come on, blue eyes.

1163
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,060
No more pain.

1164
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:01,080
I ain't ready to die, you two-bit punk.

1165
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:03,560
Okay, Rick.

1166
01:28:03,980 --> 01:28:05,180
Whatever you say.

1167
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:21,160
You pass out, oblivion city, and you hug
the blackness like it's some great dark

1168
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:22,160
teddy bear.

1169
01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:26,440
And you don't ever want to let that
teddy bear go, but you have to.

1170
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,000
Hey, Picklepuss.

1171
01:28:48,540 --> 01:28:49,660
Where's the Bobsy twins?

1172
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,880
They snuck off someplace.

1173
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:55,120
Private-like.

1174
01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:56,460
You know.

1175
01:29:01,980 --> 01:29:03,440
Making whoopie, is that what you're
saying?

1176
01:29:04,580 --> 01:29:06,100
Yeah, that magic one, huh?

1177
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:12,860
What have they done to you? Nothing I
couldn't take. How'd you find me?

1178
01:29:13,260 --> 01:29:16,380
When Monk got on the line, I knew you
were in trouble. I immediately called

1179
01:29:16,380 --> 01:29:19,740
the bar and got the black Chinaman. For
some reason, he seems to hate Monk and

1180
01:29:19,740 --> 01:29:20,740
like you.

1181
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:24,260
He said this is where Monk did a lot of
his dirty work, though I dumped him in

1182
01:29:24,260 --> 01:29:25,260
the car.

1183
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,580
By the way, I'm still mad at you.

1184
01:29:28,020 --> 01:29:30,980
Lady, if this is what you do for a guy
you're mad at, I hope you'll stay mad at

1185
01:29:30,980 --> 01:29:31,980
me the rest of your life.

1186
01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:34,660
I was a joke.

1187
01:29:34,980 --> 01:29:38,340
Don't hold it against me. I can't hold
anything against you when you hold me

1188
01:29:38,340 --> 01:29:39,340
against you.

1189
01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:45,360
Okay, Mrs. Norfleet, we got to... We're
catching on, doll.

1190
01:30:01,380 --> 01:30:02,400
Hold it, Peeper!

1191
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:09,760
Drop the gas.

1192
01:30:15,850 --> 01:30:17,630
So, Rick, how does it feel to be fish
bait?

1193
01:30:18,990 --> 01:30:21,050
We knew you'd come back for your man,
Jade.

1194
01:30:21,970 --> 01:30:23,190
You're such a sucker.

1195
01:30:23,650 --> 01:30:25,430
Matt, how could you?

1196
01:30:25,830 --> 01:30:27,410
Oh, don't bust your girdle, honey.

1197
01:30:28,290 --> 01:30:29,550
This is nothing personal.

1198
01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:31,188
That's right.

1199
01:30:31,190 --> 01:30:32,410
It's just about moolah.

1200
01:30:33,910 --> 01:30:35,650
What's the matter, Rick? Cat got your
tongue?

1201
01:30:35,990 --> 01:30:37,410
I heard one wise crack.

1202
01:30:37,750 --> 01:30:40,410
I ain't wasting any more good lines on
you, Monk.

1203
01:30:41,010 --> 01:30:42,010
Suit yourself.

1204
01:30:43,010 --> 01:30:45,010
So, Rick, who gets it first, you or the
skirt?

1205
01:30:57,550 --> 01:30:58,550
Tell me, Monk.

1206
01:31:01,730 --> 01:31:02,790
We're even, Snooper.

1207
01:31:10,810 --> 01:31:11,810
Look at this.

1208
01:31:11,890 --> 01:31:13,030
This was his deal.

1209
01:31:13,850 --> 01:31:16,230
He put me up to this from the start.

1210
01:31:17,490 --> 01:31:18,490
He was selfish.

1211
01:31:29,550 --> 01:31:32,390
Mrs. Norfleet. Thank you, Mr. Stone.

1212
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:12,560
I'll never leave you.

1213
01:32:22,480 --> 01:32:25,280
Right there at the end, she finally told
her first lie.

1214
01:32:26,580 --> 01:32:28,240
But she didn't hold it against her.

1215
01:32:53,390 --> 01:32:54,390
You know what?

1216
01:32:54,790 --> 01:32:57,150
Nobody pulls the wool over Rick Stone's
eyes.

1217
01:32:57,590 --> 01:33:01,470
The truth of the business was, you were
right about her all along.

1218
01:33:02,290 --> 01:33:03,570
She did have an angle.

1219
01:33:04,490 --> 01:33:07,490
Her angle was, she loved you.

1220
01:33:12,310 --> 01:33:14,030
You'll miss Mrs. Norfleet.

1221
01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:34,920
When's the last time I gave you a ring?

1222
01:33:35,720 --> 01:33:36,720
The last time?

1223
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,280
You ain't never gave me no ring.

1224
01:33:40,260 --> 01:33:41,380
You got one now.

1225
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:44,080
What for?

1226
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:46,860
Oh, I just have a feeling I owe you one.

1227
01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:48,120
Uh-huh.

1228
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:50,720
Don't start going soft on me, white boy.

1229
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:53,380
Soft didn't get me here.

1230
01:33:54,460 --> 01:33:55,460
No, it didn't.

1231
01:33:56,700 --> 01:33:58,040
My black ass did.

1232
01:34:03,020 --> 01:34:04,180
I think it went good, yes?

1233
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:08,280
The doctor says the cancer is still
gone. We are in remission.

1234
01:34:11,260 --> 01:34:12,380
Gracias, adios.

1235
01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:15,040
Now, I made good food, yes?

1236
01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:17,400
And now you eat.

1237
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:19,640
Yes, now I will eat.

1238
01:34:20,380 --> 01:34:21,380
Venga, venga.

1239
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:23,200
Come here.

1240
01:34:24,380 --> 01:34:25,380
Now.

1241
01:34:30,010 --> 01:34:35,110
I know we went over all this on the
phone, Richard, but since it's such a

1242
01:34:35,110 --> 01:34:37,190
sudden change, I'd like to go over it
one more time.

1243
01:34:37,770 --> 01:34:38,770
Go ahead.

1244
01:34:38,830 --> 01:34:39,830
All right.

1245
01:34:39,890 --> 01:34:40,890
Let's see.

1246
01:34:42,330 --> 01:34:48,170
This house and its contents are to be
left to your housekeeper, Adela

1247
01:34:48,170 --> 01:34:49,170
Fontenesse.

1248
01:34:52,350 --> 01:34:57,310
The tire factory to go to the 27 workers
presently employed there.

1249
01:34:57,710 --> 01:34:58,710
Stocks to be...

1250
01:34:58,830 --> 01:35:00,110
Divide it up as we discussed.

1251
01:35:03,910 --> 01:35:10,590
Sounds a bit communistic to me, but...
The rest of your assets and cash

1252
01:35:10,590 --> 01:35:17,470
to go to your nurse companion, Bobby
Frost, with the proviso that some of it

1253
01:35:17,470 --> 01:35:21,690
be used to open a Chinese restaurant.

1254
01:35:24,570 --> 01:35:26,310
Myself and Duncan to be the...

1255
01:35:26,780 --> 01:35:27,920
Executors of the estate.

1256
01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:31,300
Hope you don't mind.

1257
01:35:31,380 --> 01:35:32,380
Of course not.

1258
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:35,500
I think that about covers it.

1259
01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:38,760
You're sure this is what you want?

1260
01:35:43,620 --> 01:35:44,620
Okay.

1261
01:35:45,020 --> 01:35:46,600
What about Peep?

1262
01:35:46,860 --> 01:35:47,860
Ah, I forgot.

1263
01:35:48,060 --> 01:35:49,060
Here it is.

1264
01:35:49,100 --> 01:35:54,740
Your sister Penelope is to get the
painting which was hanging over the

1265
01:35:54,740 --> 01:35:55,740
fireplace.

1266
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:01,140
Oh, well, that's her. That's very her.

1267
01:36:04,220 --> 01:36:06,480
All right, then.

1268
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:13,440
If both of you would put your John
Hancock in the space, my secretary Lila,

1269
01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:18,240
so efficiently marked, I think that'll
wrap this baby up.

1270
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,340
You still doing the deed with Lila, Ed?

1271
01:36:22,900 --> 01:36:24,620
Old habits die hard.

1272
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:28,140
I'll have my office send you a copy.

1273
01:36:29,610 --> 01:36:30,610
All right, then.

1274
01:36:30,910 --> 01:36:32,030
I'm out of here.

1275
01:36:32,670 --> 01:36:33,670
Got an appointment.

1276
01:36:34,050 --> 01:36:35,650
Don't want to be late.

1277
01:36:36,050 --> 01:36:37,510
Another one of your big deals?

1278
01:36:38,410 --> 01:36:40,690
When the time's right, I'll let you in
on it.

1279
01:36:40,910 --> 01:36:43,090
Ed, if it's anything like the last one,
I'll pass.

1280
01:36:43,530 --> 01:36:45,530
But what about the time before that,
huh?

1281
01:36:45,990 --> 01:36:47,450
I'll bet you're still kicking yourself.

1282
01:36:48,390 --> 01:36:50,170
I'm afraid my kicking days are over.

1283
01:36:52,910 --> 01:36:53,910
Duncan.

1284
01:36:55,010 --> 01:36:58,090
63 Corvette. Split window coupe.

1285
01:36:58,670 --> 01:37:01,310
Ah, my compliments to Monsieur on the
choice.

1286
01:37:01,630 --> 01:37:02,930
But is Monsieur certain?

1287
01:37:03,790 --> 01:37:05,670
You find it, I'll buy it.

1288
01:37:10,670 --> 01:37:12,490
Hey, Richard, I think your will's great.

1289
01:37:12,710 --> 01:37:14,550
A little nutty, but great.

1290
01:37:15,390 --> 01:37:16,530
Why, thank you, Duncan.

1291
01:37:18,370 --> 01:37:20,710
Why now?

1292
01:37:21,030 --> 01:37:23,190
I mean, you're in remission, you're
doing good.

1293
01:37:25,030 --> 01:37:26,030
You're not...

1294
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:28,660
Thinking about the big S now, are you?

1295
01:37:29,300 --> 01:37:30,300
What?

1296
01:37:31,200 --> 01:37:32,200
Sex.

1297
01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:34,080
No.

1298
01:37:35,060 --> 01:37:36,060
Suicide.

1299
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:38,320
No.

1300
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:42,360
I'm not thinking about that.

1301
01:37:42,980 --> 01:37:48,320
I have been trying that objectification
therapy thing.

1302
01:37:48,620 --> 01:37:49,860
Yeah? Has it helped?

1303
01:38:01,420 --> 01:38:02,139
I quit smoking.

1304
01:38:02,140 --> 01:38:04,200
I knew there was something different in
the air today.

1305
01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:06,080
Yeah, quit the alcohol, too.

1306
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:08,080
Way to go, buddy. I'm proud of you.

1307
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:10,960
Yeah, I thought about it.

1308
01:38:13,060 --> 01:38:14,120
I thought it was time.

1309
01:38:32,490 --> 01:38:33,490
Perfection.

1310
01:38:34,710 --> 01:38:35,710
Thank you.

1311
01:38:37,790 --> 01:38:38,790
Hey,

1312
01:38:41,730 --> 01:38:42,730
where's Bobby and Adela?

1313
01:38:43,370 --> 01:38:44,370
Adela's at the store.

1314
01:38:44,970 --> 01:38:45,970
Bobby's getting the car.

1315
01:38:46,190 --> 01:38:49,290
You gonna be okay till they get back?
Oh, sure. If you need anything, call me

1316
01:38:49,290 --> 01:38:50,370
on the cell phone. I will.

1317
01:38:51,530 --> 01:38:52,530
Duncan.

1318
01:38:52,690 --> 01:38:53,690
Jeff?

1319
01:40:17,710 --> 01:40:18,710
Yeah.

1320
01:41:44,880 --> 01:41:45,960
You hide outside.

1321
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:05,960
Richard, it's time to go.

1322
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:28,060
You don't know where you're headed.

1323
01:42:29,520 --> 01:42:32,080
Heaven, hell, Niagara Falls.

1324
01:42:39,700 --> 01:42:40,900
It doesn't really matter.

1325
01:42:44,140 --> 01:42:45,220
Because you're with her.

1326
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:20,940
Now think of a place where the wide open
road never

1327
01:43:20,940 --> 01:43:26,040
ends. No one dies.

1328
01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:33,460
There's no time or place to you and a
few special

1329
01:43:33,460 --> 01:43:34,640
friends.

1330
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:58,800
We'll be right back.

1331
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:21,980
down you've got a friend made of steel

1332
01:44:21,980 --> 01:44:28,240
make a date go on

1333
01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:56,850
She's a real