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Kermit? Kermit, you're late. It's time
to start the... Kermit?

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Oh, dear.

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It's okay.

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I'll just do whatever Kermit would do if
he were here. Now, if he were here, he

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would have me hit the remote button, and
then up would come a great opening.

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So I can do that without Kermit.

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So here comes a classic, meaningful
piece of entertainment.

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It's time to put on makeup. It's time to
dress up right.

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It's time to raise the curtain of the
show tonight.

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Kermit! Oh, dear.

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Oh!

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Gee, I was kind of enjoying that.

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Good evening and welcome to the show.

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Was that you?

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Oh, it must be Jojo. Hey, come on.

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Here's evening paper, sir.

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Thanks, Jojo. But aren't you supposed to
quit work at five?

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Yes, sir.

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But you hired me as a handyman.

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A handy dog.

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Oh, right.

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So I try to be handy, sir. On show days,
I stay late.

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What if something went wrong with the
show?

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Like, for instance, a dog comes running
onto the set just as we're beginning?

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Did I miss something there, sir?

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Was there a tone of wit or irony?

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JoJo, what is it you want?

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Oh, you outguessed me again, sir. I do
have a question.

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How do the Muppets work?

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Well, by an astounding coincidence,
you've asked exactly the right question.

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Because tonight we're going to go behind
the scenes.

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Tonight we'll reveal it all. The secrets
of the Muppets. Is that okay with you,

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Kermit? It's fine with me, Chief. In
fact, it could be fun. Oh, good. Well,

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and I will get ready.

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Kermit, did I... Did you hear Jim say
that he wants us to reveal some of our

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secrets? No, I think he said all of our
secrets.

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Oh.

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All right.

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Okay, all right. Okay, I admit it.

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Sometimes, late at night, when I'm all
alone, I wash my socks in club soda to

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make my feet fizz. Oh, I'm so
embarrassed.

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And so, tonight we're revealing the
secrets of the Muppets.

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Jojo, where should we begin?

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Gosh, Mr. H, I hardly know.

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I mean, the Muppets do so many different
things.

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Well, we have to start somewhere.

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Okay. How about this room?

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Okay. What would you like to know about
it? Just about everything, sir.

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I mean, frankly, Mr. H., it's sort of
indescribable.

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Well, that's because it doesn't actually
exist.

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Because it doesn't actually exist.

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Beg pardon, sir?

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Well, you see, we're not standing in
this set. We're standing in this set.

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Hey, take it easy.

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The lion hates it when I do that.

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No wonder, sir.

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I can describe this room now.

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Dull describes it.

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Boring describes it. Not to mention
blue.

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But let me show you how we go from this
to this.

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Like any other set, this one began with
drawings.

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What's kind of fun here is if you have,
you know, this is air and this is water,

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and you can completely reverse that. You
could have birds down here in the

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water, you know, swimming along, and you
could have fish.

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flying through up here in space?

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I think the fact is that you can
actually do almost anything in a

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Right, right. Okay, I think one of the
things that we've done is retain this

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sense of the classical Roman, almost
Colosseum -like archway in the back.

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There's this really marvelous, it's
become almost more gothic. But instead

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handing the drawings to a crew of
carpenters, we gave it to a bunch of

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animators. They built a three
-dimensional version of the room inside

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computer.

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Here's the room when it was under
construction.

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So now that room exists in the computer.

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And Jojo and the lion and I exist in
this blue set.

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Now the set is painted blue because we
can adjust the cameras so they can't see

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blue. Then we can replace the blue with
computer animation.

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This is called matting, by the way. Now
we're all matted into the room.

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Hey, wait a second. I have to get down
from here.

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Come back.

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Good. Now I can make my entrance like I
do in every show.

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So that's matting.

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Doesn't that just wag your tail, folks?

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The only thing I have to be careful of
is my wardrobe.

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Now look what happens if I wear a bright
blue tie in my room.

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I can see right through you, Mr. H.

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Exactly. By the way, you know that
control room where Kermit the Frog

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What about it? Well, we call that Muppet
Central, and it's done exactly the same

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way. It doesn't really exist either.

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What is he talking about? That's
complete nonsense.

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What did I tell you? The boss is no
longer driving with a full tank.

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But how can he say that Muppet Central
doesn't exist?

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See?

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Doesn't that sound real?

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Sure. Now, the banging on the wall is a
sound effect. That's added later. It's

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called post -production.

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Actually, these pictures on the monitors
are added later, too.

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I'm starting to understand, Mr. H.

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But it's not true. I just hit the wall.

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Hi, guys. What's happening?

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Good, you were watching TV.

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Is this the news?

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As interesting as it is, sir, it's not
like talking about the Muppets' real

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secret, is it? Secret? Do we have
secrets?

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Yes, we do.

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Yes. All right, everyone, we don't have
to listen to this anymore. No.

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I know what you're asking for, Jojo, and
I suppose you'd like me to talk about

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puppets.

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Okay, Jojo, we'll use you as an example.

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I wasn't expecting that, sir. I don't
want to see this next part. After all,

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are a puppet.

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At least sometimes Jojo's a puppet, and
sometimes she's a real dog.

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Now, this is Bamboo.

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Hey, Bamboo, sit up. Come on, sit up.
Sit up. Oh, very good.

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There you go.

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Bamboo is the dog that plays Jojo in
wide shots. When we decided to use a dog

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puppet in tonight's show, we started
with a casting session for a real dog.

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Now, we were looking for a cute,
intelligent dog, but also one whose

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be recreated as a puppet.

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Now, lots of really great dogs just
didn't quite fit the bill.

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Some were too large, some too small,
some too fat, some were too trim.

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But eventually we found Bamboo, and then
began the process of matching fur and

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flesh with foam and fabric.

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Now working with photographs and
videotape, puppet builder Ed Christie

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sculpting a foam rubber dog head.

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Meanwhile, Raleigh Crewson was in charge
of building a dog body that would look

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like the real thing, but work like a
puppet.

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Great care was taken to match the teeth.

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As work progressed, mechanical rigs were
added to give life and movement to the

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face.

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Matching the color and texture of the
fur turned out to be really tricky. As

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can see, Bamboo's fur has many shades of
brown.

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But at last, everyone was happy, and
here you can see Bamboo and Jojo.

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Mr. Ensign, sir, it's a humiliating
experience to watch documentary footage

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the making of yourself.

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Let me show you something, Jojo.

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Now, over here I've got one of our
simple puppets, and I thought I should

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demonstrate our usual method of
operation.

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Now, normally we work standing with the
puppet over our head like this. Hello

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down there!

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And so that he can tell what's
happening, a puppeteer always watches

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performance in a television monitor.

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I can see your monitor!

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In a way, the puppeteer becomes an
audience to his own performance.

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You make it seem so simple! Well, it's
not always that simple. Sometimes we can

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get pretty complicated.

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Here's a look at the making of the
Viking production number back on the old

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Muppet show.

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Where can you find pleasure, search the
world for treasure, learn science,

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technology?

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Where? Where can you begin to make your
dreams all come true, on the land or on

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the sea?

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Where? Where can you learn to fly, play,
and torture, and study oceanography?

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Where? Sign up for the Big Bend or sit
in the grandstand when your team and

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others meet.

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We're in the Navy.

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Yes, you can sail the seven seas.

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In the Navy.

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Yes, you can put your mind at ease. In
the Navy.

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Come on now, people, make a stand.

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Doing this with one hand, closing on the
beat, and opening with the beat on this

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hand. So, you're doing... We want you.

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We want you. I can't do it.

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Nobody can. Don't worry.

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Oh my God!

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I always liked that number.

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Those were the days.

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He liked it?

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But they showed everything.

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I saw puppeteers. I saw puppeteers. I
saw puppeteers.

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Hey, but I did see puppeteers. I did.

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Now, our puppet shop is right down over
here.

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How did we get to New York so fast, sir?
Well, I thought it would be quicker if

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we traveled by tape, Bennett.

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For sure.

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So this is our New York shop.

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Wow! And this is where an awful lot of
our stuff is built.

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This is neat, sir!

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Here's Tom Newby working on one of our
high -tech projects.

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Hi, JoJo. Hi!

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What's that?

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Oh, this is one of our radio -controlled
puppets.

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Wow! A bionic puppet!

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Wow!

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Come on now, let's see what else is
here.

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Now, you see, Jojo, there's a bunch of
other things around here you might

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recognize. This is great, sir.

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Mm -hmm.

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Yeah.

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Take it easy, Jojo. These are just
puppet cats.

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I'm sorry, sir.

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Right.

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Oh, this looks good, Mr. H.

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Now, hold on there.

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You see, this is just a puppet sandwich
here.

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Oh, that's a delicious -looking
character, sir.

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Well, thank you very much, Jojo. You're
welcome.

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Now here's Joanne Green with a monster
puppet. Wow, that's scary.

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And over here is puppet builder Jane
Gutnik.

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Wait a minute.

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Isn't that Gonzo that you're making?

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Certainly is.

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But he's an old character.

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I mean, he's already built.

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Well, our central family of characters
get a lot of hard use, and we have to

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rebuild them. They just simply wear out.

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Wear out? I do not wear out. This is an
outrage.

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Actually, Gonzo, This is starting to be
fascinating.

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How can you say that? Like everyone
else, I mature, quite gracefully in my

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But to say that I wear out is grotesque.

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Oh, there are little cracks starting at
the corners of your mouth.

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Will you get away from me?

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So here we are in London to see the
Creature Shop, our other workshop.

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Traveling is exhausting, Mr. H. I don't
feel like myself at all.

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Actually, you're not.

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The British government has very strict
regulations about the importation of

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animals. So we just brought the hand
puppet and hired a different dog. You'll

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feel better in close -up.

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You're right, I do, sir.

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Come on inside and meet the gang.

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Hello, John.

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Hello, Jim. How are you? I'm very well,
how are you? You know Jojo? Hi, Jojo.

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Pleased to meet you, John.

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So listen, what's new, John? This is the
Minotaur that we're working on for our

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Greek myth series.

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This is how he started, as a small
maquette.

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Hopefully it'll look like that when we
finish.

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And Jojo, I'm sure you remember the
devil from one of our storytellers.

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Is he cheating?

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Well, I am, and I'm still losing.

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Me too.

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Deal again.

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Certainly.

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This is Didymus from Labyrinth.

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And then finally, a 120 -foot -high
monster from...

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The Monster Maker.

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Oh, Jojo, you should know enough not to
be frightened by big puppets.

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That wasn't me, sir.

239
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That was the English me.

240
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Okay.

241
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Well, this is the Heartless Giant from
the Storyteller series, Jojo.

242
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:03,280
Now, it's what we call a full -figure
puppet. Now, there's an actor inside

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animating the suit, you see.

244
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But before he can do that, he has to be
padded out and then dressed in very

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loose -fitting clothes, extra large
shoes and jacket.

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Then a special head mask, which fits
over his own head, is worn.

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It's made so that his own eyes fit in
the openings of the mask.

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So his eyes become the giant's eyes.

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Also, by moving his mouth, it operates
the mouth of the mask.

250
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,450
Now, here he is fully dressed in the
studio.

251
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:42,290
Now, all those cables you see are
operating the expressions of his face.

252
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But he still looks normal size.

253
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,450
But on the screen, he looks like this.

254
00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,520
Now, a large foot and hand had to be
made for certain scenes.

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00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,680
In fact, the hand had to be big enough
to pick up a person.

256
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Prince Leo.

257
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,200
Yes, it is you.

258
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,920
I can see now.

259
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,060
Oh, what in the world is that?

260
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:22,760
I am the Ultra Gorgon.

261
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,100
Dog, cut that out.

262
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:26,740
Sorry.

263
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,420
Actually, JJ, this is the altar gorgon
from Monster Maker.

264
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Come closer.

265
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:47,220
Why don't you believe in me?

266
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,760
I do. I do.

267
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:51,260
Look as close as you like.

268
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,200
You're not dreaming now.

269
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,680
Look!

270
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,080
Chanty didn't create me. You did.

271
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:06,100
No. In your dreams, you've got the
talent.

272
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,540
It's a gift.

273
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
No!

274
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,320
Oops.

275
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Sorry.

276
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What do you say?

277
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Don't you want to be rich?

278
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,560
Famous? No!

279
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Coward!

280
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:34,120
Okay. Well, hey, listen, John, thank you
very much. It's been really a pleasure.

281
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Pleasure. Okay.

282
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,520
Come on, JoJo. Let's go.

283
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,240
Hey, JoJo. Huh?

284
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,580
Oh!

285
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,100
You're the dog from the storyteller!

286
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,480
Of course.

287
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:57,980
Come on, JoJo. You're late for this
week's meeting of the OMD.

288
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The OMD, the organization of Muppet
Dogs.

289
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:09,130
I don't believe it! Hi, guys!

290
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:17,530
And as president of the OMD, I'd like
you all to welcome our newest member,

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JoJo.

292
00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:25,070
Now let's hear it for Muppet Dogs. Do
Muppet Dogs need puppy shots?

293
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,870
No. Do Muppet Dogs need walks?

294
00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:31,030
No. Do Muppet Dogs need peep?

295
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,219
For training.

296
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:36,060
No, certainly not. We just need
occasional dry cleaning.

297
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,420
Come on, Jojo.

298
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,040
Oh, I'm sorry, guys. I gotta be going.

299
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Gone,

300
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gone.

301
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,920
So, here we are.

302
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:53,440
Did you miss us, Lion? Any phone calls?

303
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,540
See, wasn't that easy?

304
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,060
And we didn't even have to stand in line
to show our passports.

305
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,640
Okay. So now you've seen the Muppet
workshops.

306
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:06,600
You know, Mr. H, with all those
brilliant puppet builders, it's no

307
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,640
Muppets can do anything.

308
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,760
Uh, actually, no, we can't.

309
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:15,440
Oh, save the false modesty, sir. I watch
you on television all the time, and I

310
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,960
know. Well, you see, you just said it
yourself. You watch them on television.

311
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,820
This may be one of the major secrets of
the Muppets. See, we combine all the

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tricks of puppetry with all the tricks
of film and television.

313
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,340
I think we'll need a demonstration of
that one.

314
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,990
Okay. Let's take one of our regular
characters. Say, for example, Gonzo.

315
00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:36,490
Gonzo? What about Gonzo?

316
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,130
Well, Gonzo doesn't have real hands.

317
00:22:39,410 --> 00:22:43,310
Does not have real hands? Wait a minute.
That's a ludicrous thing to say.

318
00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:47,890
This man is deranged. Of course I have
real hands. Look, see? They're just

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little bits of fur fabric that are
controlled by arm wires.

320
00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:51,490
Arm wires?

321
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,630
Arm wires? That's ridiculous. Do you see
any arm wires?

322
00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:00,050
Never mind.

323
00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:05,530
So, if we want to have Gonzo do
something really simple, say, for

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00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:06,630
answer the telephone.

325
00:23:06,810 --> 00:23:10,070
Well, this is what we have to do. We
have to have him reach over and place

326
00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:11,070
hand on the receiver.

327
00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:15,410
Then we stop tape, attach the hand to
the phone, move the camera to another

328
00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:17,730
angle, and tape Gonzo picking up the
phone.

329
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:19,230
It looks something like this.

330
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,260
Hello?

331
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:39,120
And there was the tape edit. Did you
notice it? No, I did not. There is no

332
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,400
edit. I can pick up the phone any time I
want.

333
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,520
Ah!

334
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,260
Hello? You don't say.

335
00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:55,940
Hello?

336
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,280
You don't say.

337
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,180
Hello? You don't say.

338
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,000
Who was it? He didn't say.

339
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,460
You really notice the tape edits when
you do several in a row.

340
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,560
Cuzzle, you know better than that.

341
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:22,040
Never leave the room while your hand is
still glued to the telephone.

342
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,200
We recently did a story called The Song
of the Cloud Forest.

343
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:38,200
Tell you what, Jojo, let me take you
onto the set and show you some things.

344
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:43,700
Okay. Watch this, folks. These tape
edits can let you travel back in time,

345
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,920
So this is where we shot The Song of the
Cloud Forest.

346
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,420
Doesn't look much like a forest, Mr. H.

347
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,800
This may not, but how about this?

348
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,790
In this show, there were no actual sets
at all.

349
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:14,730
We shot all of the puppets against black
or blue.

350
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:19,710
And then the jungle sets were added
later by one of our new tools, an

351
00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:21,610
graphics system called the Paint Box.

352
00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:26,010
Now, this system is set up especially to
create graphics for television.

353
00:25:26,490 --> 00:25:30,310
Using something called a light pen, we
could draw the forest right onto the

354
00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:31,310
screen.

355
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:35,950
Here, my daughter Cheryl, who was one of
the art directors on the show,

356
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:39,190
discusses a shot with computer artist
John Simmerod.

357
00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:45,130
And here, the computer is showing us its
library of images that we will combine

358
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:47,710
with puppetry to create the final shots.

359
00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:55,650
One of my favorite sequences in the
story occurs when Wolf and Milton jump

360
00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:59,730
of a tree. In the studio, the puppeteers
watch the monitor to see a rough

361
00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:01,190
approximation of the shot.

362
00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:07,740
In the editing room, All of these
elements were manipulated and combined

363
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:08,740
the final program.

364
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,480
The finished scene looked like this.

365
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,860
Come on, let's go.

366
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,840
Go where?

367
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,020
Well, concentrate.

368
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:20,380
To the forest floor. I've got to get
down there and get my act together.

369
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,360
I think you need to talk to your
friends, Milton.

370
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,340
Good idea. Hang on.

371
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,900
see it coming. Here I am five years
without a date, and I'm acting like

372
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,120
everything's hunky -dory.

373
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,600
Oh, don't blame yourself, Milton.

374
00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:47,700
It's not a question of blame. I'm just
not mentally prepared for extinction.

375
00:26:49,980 --> 00:26:51,620
Hey, this is great.

376
00:26:52,060 --> 00:26:54,220
It's all done with video effects, right?

377
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,560
You think so, huh?

378
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,320
No question about it, sir.

379
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:02,460
Oh, you take a character like that from
Fraggle Rock, right?

380
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,930
You got it, pooch. I'm a doozer. In
fact, I'm one of the really... important

381
00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:08,910
doozers. I'm a bulldozer.

382
00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:13,890
Ignoring that joke, I shall now explain
how that character works.

383
00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:19,510
See, he's really not here at all. He's
really probably about three feet tall,

384
00:27:19,690 --> 00:27:23,530
and he's being photographed in front of
a blue wall. And then with that... Whoa!

385
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,450
Doesn't that make you so mad you could
chase cars?

386
00:27:28,950 --> 00:27:31,590
Put me down, you big bearded bully. I'm
spinning my wheels.

387
00:27:31,890 --> 00:27:33,390
Sorry, I was just trying to make a point
here.

388
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,320
Sometimes the tricks we use aren't film
tricks at all.

389
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,440
On Fraggle Rock, we had these little
tiny guys named Doozers. We also had

390
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,860
great big characters named Gorgs. And
this is how we did them.

391
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:20,280
The Gorgs of Fraggle Rock are a
remarkable combination of puppetry,

392
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,180
technological wizardry, and they're
among the most sophisticated puppets

393
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,039
ever created.

394
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:29,380
We needed giant characters who had
complete freedom of movement and at the

395
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:33,740
time expressive faces, and we needed to
find a way to allow two performers to

396
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:34,800
control the same puppet.

397
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,660
The three giant costumes are worn by
performers who are skilled in dance and

398
00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:40,660
body movement.

399
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,000
The costume will permit them to make the
oversized, almost slapstick movements

400
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,140
required of the characters.

401
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,840
Now, when you're wearing one of these
gorg heads, it's very difficult for the

402
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:57,260
performer inside to see out, so we
devised something we call gorg vision.

403
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,740
We have a little tiny television camera
that's located here looking out of the

404
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:06,100
gorg's eye, and that transmits a picture
that goes down to a monitor that's

405
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,120
mounted right in front of the
performer's eyeball.

406
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,400
Not only does this permit him to see,
but it raises his sight line to Gorg's

407
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:17,780
height. So when he looks at something,
the character's eyes also seem to look

408
00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:18,780
it.

409
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:23,660
Now suited up, the performer inside will
create half of the Gorg's performance,

410
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:26,360
the movements of the arms, legs, and the
body.

411
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:31,500
The other half of the performance is
created by the puppeteers, while they

412
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:36,200
operate a specially designed radio
remote control, which controls the eyes

413
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,200
mouth of the Gorgs.

414
00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:41,910
Now that you know the secrets of the
Gorgs, watch as six performers bring

415
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:46,070
characters to life. Come to my heart,
we'll never part.

416
00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:49,890
Now is the time for true loving to
start.

417
00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:54,190
Laughter and loving alive in our hearts.

418
00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:59,950
These are the gifts that I give to thee.

419
00:30:00,410 --> 00:30:05,190
Gifts from the dear heart of me. The
very same mitten -like rig that we use

420
00:30:05,190 --> 00:30:09,740
work the mouths of the giant Gorgs is
used to articulate the head, face, and

421
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,780
body movements of the tiny doozers.

422
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,740
Look at the chrome on that thing, huh?

423
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,700
Look at the gears and the wheels.

424
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:19,840
It's just incredible.

425
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,220
And sometimes it's another. And
sometimes you can't tell which is which.

426
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:07,580
So long now.

427
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:13,480
Doesn't it make you feel like your brain
has turned to kibbles?

428
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,640
Well, don't worry about that doozer,
Jojo. I just sent him off to Muppet

429
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,460
Central. Please, sir, don't give away
the secrets of the Muppets.

430
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:21,920
No, no, no, no, no.

431
00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:26,840
Um, sir, it strikes me that revealing
the secrets of the Muppets... Hi, Vicki.

432
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,160
How are you?

433
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,700
Oh, you surprised me. Sure, you were...
Surprised I knew your name, right? Well,

434
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,880
it's not just that. I'm just very jumpy
tonight.

435
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:41,760
All this talk about electronic effects
and arm wires, it's very unsettling

436
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,520
and... Oh, Fidget, what are you doing?

437
00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:48,320
Pay no attention to this semi -robotic
person on your right.

438
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,300
Well, what's all this about?

439
00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:53,680
Oh, Vicki, I'm learning to work puppets.
Isn't it great?

440
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:04,860
How do puppets ride bicycles?

441
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,180
Well, now you've asked the big one.

442
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:11,980
Because ever since the day the Muppet
movie premiered in 1979, people have

443
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:14,540
asking me to explain how the Muppets
ride bicycles.

444
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:20,260
Well, here's Kermit taking his first
ever bicycle ride in the Muppet movie.

445
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,560
Now, he's a marionette here.

446
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,160
That's a puppet that's worked on strings
from above.

447
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,760
And the marionettist is riding in a
crane high overhead.

448
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:34,280
Now, we would constantly intercut this
shot with a shot of a hand puppet

449
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,259
of Kermit.

450
00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:38,840
And for the hand puppet version, I would
actually operate Kermit on a little low

451
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,920
rolling dolly.

452
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:44,300
But then when we got to the Great Muppet
Caper, we decided that bicycles were

453
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,300
fun for Muppet.

454
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,700
So first of all, we did a bicycle shot
with just Kermit and Piggy.

455
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,080
And we found as soon as we did two
bicycles, it was really easy.

456
00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:55,500
Because then we didn't have to worry
about holding the bicycle up because we

457
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:58,400
could tie the two bicycles together
across the axle.

458
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:02,860
And once they were attached together
with a stiff rod, then we could just

459
00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:04,480
both bicycles with a single string.

460
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,880
Then we could edit that shot to a shot
of Kermit in the foreground, operated as

461
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,580
a hand puppet, and Miss Piggy being
marionette -controlled behind him.

462
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:18,240
So we did several versions of that, and
we were constantly intercutting one way

463
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,880
of working the character with another
way.

464
00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:23,480
And that's how we could get a full range
of emotions and shots.

465
00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:30,550
Watch the wind play tag in the trees.

466
00:33:31,130 --> 00:33:36,970
The world is so bright, so perfectly
fair.

467
00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:43,370
Now when we needed to show a whole group
of characters, we just tied all the

468
00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:44,610
bicycles together with rods.

469
00:33:44,870 --> 00:33:48,330
If you look closely, you can see a rod
going across between the bicycles.

470
00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:52,810
Then we could radio control the mouths
of the characters and pull the whole

471
00:33:52,810 --> 00:33:53,810
thing along with strings.

472
00:33:55,230 --> 00:33:59,310
In this shot, where they're going away
from us, the whole rig is being pulled

473
00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:01,670
from in front by two big tricycles.

474
00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:05,610
You have to look close because they're
way down the road there, but one of

475
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:07,190
is being ridden by my son Brian.

476
00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:12,870
Then we had a sequence where Kermit and
Piggy rode around in circles, but that

477
00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:15,590
rig was so complicated you're going to
have to figure that one out for

478
00:34:23,550 --> 00:34:29,830
Yes, couldn't we ride, side by side?

479
00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:48,929
Look, Ma, no brains!

480
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,360
of tricks we haven't even talked about
yet.

481
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,580
For instance, on the storyteller, we
take John Hurt and turn him into a kind

482
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,538
a half puppet.

483
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:15,920
It's called prosthetic makeup.

484
00:37:09,970 --> 00:37:12,210
Well, sir, we've seen it all now.

485
00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:15,790
Well, you haven't seen much about our
puppeteers yet. What about them?

486
00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:19,090
Well, our puppeteers are probably the
greatest secret we've got.

487
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,830
You jest, sir.

488
00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:22,050
Not at all.

489
00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:26,290
All that technology helps, but the
biggest secret of all is that behind the

490
00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:28,330
scenes, we've got a team of really great
performers.

491
00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:32,710
If you'd widen the shot for a second,
you see, Jojo, you, for instance, are

492
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:34,150
performed by Camille Bonora.

493
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:35,569
You're on!

494
00:37:35,570 --> 00:37:36,570
Say something!

495
00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:37,670
Hi, Tim.

496
00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:43,860
And now let's see some of the performers
in Muppet Central.

497
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:46,140
That's it. Show's over.

498
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:50,720
Thanks for watching. You can turn off
your set now. Go read a book or

499
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:54,000
No, no, don't go. I'm going to tell all
of our secrets, and we're going to start

500
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:54,959
with Waldo.

501
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,960
Waldo? What a fabulous idea.

502
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,580
Explaining Waldo will take the rest of
the hour.

503
00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:01,460
Come on out, Waldo.

504
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,000
Oh, yes, sir.

505
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,840
Waldo reporting for duty, sir.

506
00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:08,900
You may tell any secret about me you
desire.

507
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,900
All right, you are a computer -generated
graphic.

508
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:13,260
That is correct.

509
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,800
Go ahead, take your best shot.

510
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:19,340
Well, you're manipulated by a puppeteer,
but you only exist as electronic

511
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,220
information on a television screen.

512
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,980
Sticks and stones can't break my bones,
and facts will never hurt me.

513
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,700
I can see that, Waldo.

514
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,200
In fact, my life is an open book.

515
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,360
How does he do that?

516
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,400
Well, come on, Jojo, I'll show you. It's
time for the next tape edit.

517
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:42,440
at Pacific Data Images in Sunnyvale,
California.

518
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:43,760
Come on, JoJo.

519
00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:48,440
Wow, the world seems so small when you
travel this way.

520
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,740
Hey, aren't I matted into this shot?

521
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:53,960
I'm getting the hang of this.

522
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,840
So, JoJo, do you recall seeing one of
these before?

523
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,360
Sure. That's the electronic mitten thing
you use to run the radio -controlled

524
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,620
puppets like the Doozers.

525
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,380
Well, it's a version of it. But in this
case, what we're doing is we're using it

526
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:09,100
to create the picture of Waldo on the
computer screen over there.

527
00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:14,260
But now, normally, Steve Whitmire, one
of our chief puppeteers, is operating

528
00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:15,078
this guy.

529
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:19,120
But I'll just do it to demonstrate it.
And over here, we have Rex Grignion, who

530
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,460
is our computer animator.

531
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,220
Okay, and what Rex is doing is he's
taking these moves that I'm doing with

532
00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:27,940
hand and converting it into Waldo on the
screen there. See?

533
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,080
And the really great thing is that the
computer does it all in real time.

534
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:36,100
As Jim moves his hand around in the
puppet, the image of Waldo flies around

535
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,100
the screen, too.

536
00:39:39,470 --> 00:39:41,430
but what you get is a moving television
picture.

537
00:39:41,850 --> 00:39:43,090
Say, listen, Jojo.

538
00:39:43,390 --> 00:39:45,410
Have you ever seen a computer graphic
sneeze?

539
00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:46,828
Uh, no, sir.

540
00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:49,850
Well, it's one of the wonderful sights
of the world. Let me tell you. Watch

541
00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:51,030
this. Here we go.

542
00:39:52,730 --> 00:39:53,730
Oh,

543
00:39:54,470 --> 00:39:56,750
my goodness. You seem to sneeze your
skin off.

544
00:39:56,990 --> 00:40:00,210
Yes, well, I'm sort of a wireframe now.
Isn't that wonderful?

545
00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,200
The picture view still looks pretty
terrible.

546
00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:13,620
The image you see on the screen is
called a low -resolution picture.

547
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,340
It's not really that good, but it's
about the best the computer can do in

548
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:21,400
time. But you see, what we can do is we
can take this crummy -looking low

549
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:26,620
-resolution picture, and we can run it
through yet another computer into high

550
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:29,700
-resolution, and it comes out stunningly
beautiful like this.

551
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,540
Come on, JoJo.

552
00:40:38,390 --> 00:40:43,190
You know, guys, when we do a two -minute
piece with Waldo, it takes the computer

553
00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,730
120 hours to create the final picture.

554
00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:50,290
This is more than a simple little
country dog can comprehend, sir.

555
00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:55,050
Okay, but now that we've talked about
Waldo, let's go back to Muppet Central

556
00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:56,330
talk about the rest of the characters.

557
00:40:56,710 --> 00:40:58,010
No way.

558
00:40:59,470 --> 00:41:00,750
Bring them back, Kermit.

559
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:02,900
Back in shot, everybody.

560
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,880
Everybody back in the shot. We refuse to
come in. He's not going to come in. No

561
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,220
way. Come on, guys.

562
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,320
Come back in. It's Jim's orders.

563
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,000
Get back in here, everybody.

564
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,280
All right.

565
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,240
He's not going to do it, is he? No, he's
not. He wouldn't. Yeah, but what if he

566
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:22,560
did? Yeah, but what if he doesn't? What
if he doesn't? First of all, we'll take

567
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,820
away all the computer animation of
Muppet Central.

568
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:28,500
And now, we just pull back to see the
puppeteers.

569
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,120
No, don't do that!

570
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,720
main puppeteers of Muppet television.

571
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:45,360
Yuck. And the one under me is Jim
Henson, but you probably already know

572
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,360
think they do.

573
00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:51,140
Okay, and then the man with the beard,
operating beard, is Mr. Jerry Nelson.

574
00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:53,400
Oh, I just want to say one.

575
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:57,140
Are you listening? This is very Uhtra.

576
00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:01,680
Yeah, beard, but the one thing you've
got to remember is that Uhtra's in.

577
00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:07,330
Yeah, exactly. Whatever that means. Oh,
I hate this. I hate it, I tell you. And

578
00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:11,370
then operating gonzo is Mr. Dave Gold.
Well, the thing to remember here is that

579
00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:15,090
my own personality has absolutely
nothing to do with this weirdo. Oh,

580
00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:17,250
right. Sure, they believe that, Dave.

581
00:42:17,850 --> 00:42:20,690
Okay, and here with Vicki is Miss Fran
Brill.

582
00:42:21,010 --> 00:42:23,130
Who understands my every motivation.

583
00:42:23,950 --> 00:42:27,330
I try, Vicki. God knows I try, but she's
so unpredictable.

584
00:42:28,910 --> 00:42:32,130
Okay, and over here with Bean Bunny is
Mr. Steve Whitmire.

585
00:42:32,390 --> 00:42:34,790
Well, Bean Bunny's a lot more
comfortable on camera than I am.

586
00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:36,750
Yeah, I'm a lot cuter, too.

587
00:42:37,150 --> 00:42:38,570
Oh, that's for sure.

588
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:43,990
Okay, and here with Leon, Mr. Kevin
Clash. Yeah, for the first time I've

589
00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:45,170
Leon's tail in the shot.

590
00:42:45,410 --> 00:42:47,730
Yeah, now let's get our tails out of
here.

591
00:42:48,690 --> 00:42:49,690
Okay,

592
00:42:49,890 --> 00:42:52,410
and so there you have it, ladies and
gentlemen.

593
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,540
These are the Muppet performers.

594
00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:56,060
Oh, yeah!

595
00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:26,060
decisions. I go by my own rules.

596
00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:30,000
I gotta live the life I want to. I'm no
fool.

597
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:31,300
There you go.

598
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:36,580
Sometimes muddy water winds up on my
path.

599
00:43:37,060 --> 00:43:38,060
Let me

600
00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:28,730
Ain't no time to stop.

601
00:44:29,010 --> 00:44:32,690
Smile that smile and take us to the top.

602
00:44:34,470 --> 00:44:36,630
When you get that feeling.

603
00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:15,850
And they are the final secret, because
they are the folks behind the fantasy.

604
00:45:16,590 --> 00:45:20,690
Everything back to normal, Kermit? Well,
yeah, I think so, Jim. You know, I

605
00:45:20,690 --> 00:45:24,870
think everything is back to normal. I
hope so. So do I. I couldn't take it

606
00:45:24,870 --> 00:45:26,830
anymore. Looks normal to me.

607
00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:31,470
Still, I don't dare look down. No, no,
listen, we should promise each other to

608
00:45:31,470 --> 00:45:33,190
never look down ever again.

609
00:45:33,450 --> 00:45:34,450
Yeah.

610
00:45:34,470 --> 00:45:36,490
You know, gang, it is okay. Look.

611
00:45:37,330 --> 00:45:38,770
That's what it is. Look, it's all right.

612
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:43,680
There's no one down there. There's
nothing but floor.

613
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,840
It was all a bad dream.

614
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,200
Yeah.

615
00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:48,420
Yep,

616
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,140
Jim, everything's back to normal.

617
00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:51,940
Well, that's the way it is around this
place.

618
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:53,900
The fantasy always wins.

619
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,200
Yeah.

620
00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:57,820
Well,

621
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,940
Mr. Henson, I just want to thank you,
sir, for answering all my questions.

622
00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:08,340
It's been a real treat for me.

623
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,080
Well, it's my pleasure, Jojo.

624
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:11,920
Just one more thing, sir.

625
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,080
It's about the white lion.

626
00:46:14,660 --> 00:46:17,640
Well, I don't know why he's there, if
that's what you're asking.

627
00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:18,860
No, no.

628
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,340
I was just wondering, sir. Is he a real
lion, or is he a puppet?

629
00:46:24,020 --> 00:46:25,900
Well, why don't you ask him yourself on
the way out?

630
00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:28,720
I'll do that, sir. I will indeed.

631
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,020
And thank you. Thank you again.

632
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,160
But be careful. It's his feeding time.

633
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,120
That's our show for tonight. We'll see
you again next time.

634
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:45,860
Okay.

