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Flower in the crannied wall, I pluck you
out of the crannies.

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I hold you here, root and all, in my
hand, little flower.

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But if I could understand what you are,
root and all, and

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all in all, I should know what God and
man is.

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Beautiful. Is that Ginsburg?

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No. Tennyson.

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But if I could understand what you are,
root and all, and all in all,

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I should know what God and man is.

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So, to know God, to know man, you first
have to know what a flower is.

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A flower.

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But how can you know what a flower is
unless you know who you are?

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Who are you?

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Do you know who you are?

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I love you Alice, be so good.

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And so does good design.

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I love you Alice, be so good.

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And so does health design.

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We must find a way to send our love
messages to them.

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Before it's too late.

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We must turn them on to love.

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Send them love flowers.

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Turn them into love junkies.

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We must hug and kiss them in the
streets, in their houses, in their

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offices, in their minds.

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The earth moved for me.

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Like in Hemingway.

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Did the earth move for you?

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No, I don't think so.

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I didn't satisfy you.

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Of course you satisfied me. It was just
that the earth didn't move.

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But it has moved in the past.

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Oh, Joyce. You know, many times.

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Many times.

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When?

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Well...

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You know, a couple of weeks ago it
moved.

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We must psychedelicize their
impoverished dream.

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Teach them how to live again.

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Make them stop playing the ego game.

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Teach them how to die so that they can
be born again, so that they can become a

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flower again.

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Harold, is your asthma bothering you?

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I have a little tickle right now, yeah.

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Harold? Hmm?

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Do you want to get married or not? Sure.

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Well, then let's name a date.

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I gave you an area.

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An area is certainly not a date.

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I know what an area is, and I know what
a date is.

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An area is not a date.

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Right. Tell you something, Harold.
You've given me enough areas in my life.

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I like, but I have yet to get a date
from you.

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I know from areas, but what I want is a
date. Okay.

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When do you want to get married?

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How about Thanksgiving?

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Hey, look at that.

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Oh, what is that?

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Somebody, I'm pinned in here. I can't
get out. Oh my goodness. Who would do a

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dumb thing like that? Well, that's
stupid.

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Terrible. Well, you could maybe try to
get out.

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Help me back. Oh, sure. I will, darling.
Because I'll never make it. You know,

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Harold, my parents were married on
Thanksgiving, you see. And I thought

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that maybe it would make them happy if
we had the same.

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situation like this? Boy, that is really
smart. Boy, that is really a clever way

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to change the subject.

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Don't be paranoid, Joyce. I didn't make
the situation. Are you crazy or

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something?

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Take me home.

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Oh, that's great. That's great. Great.
I'm pinned in. I can't move. Take her

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home.

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Where are you?

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Harold, you could move if you wanted to
move because man is the master of his

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own existence.

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You're afraid. You are afraid to move,
Harold.

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Now look at Harold.

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Harold, I have made my commitment to
you.

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I have given you my mind and my body.

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Joyce.

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I am 33 years old. Now that's not an
easy thing for me to say.

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Will you please stop talking for just
one minute and help me push this car out

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of the way. I just want to know one
thing, Harold.

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One thing is all I want to know. What?
Am I going to be your wife or am I going

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to continue to be your concubine?

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Don't give me that concubine stuff.

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You just tell me. What is it going to
be? What do you think, I'm an Arab or

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something? Oh, that's funny. Just to be
funny now.

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I'm asking you to answer my question.

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Harold, I'm telling you, you give me an
answer now or it's over. Will you just

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help me? Otherwise, we're going to be
stuck here all night.

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Self, you can't move. You always think
of yourself.

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Oh, yes. All right, I'm helping you now.
You're not helping me. Put your hand.

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Look, I have my hand here. What do you
want me to do, my friend?

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So when I tell you, push.

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Now push when I say push. I'm doing
that.

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I'm releasing the handbrake. Now push.

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Ow!

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How

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about

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Labor Day?

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For what?

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For getting married.

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and this. I have to go to my office. I
have to get a court report.

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I'm sorry. That's all I got, Mr. Fine.

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And then suddenly tonight, it all fell
into place. And he... He was... He was

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like a man, Mama. You know what I mean?
He was a man who knew what he wanted.

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Look, relax.

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She'll run fine.

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is ridiculous.

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It's only for two days, Joyce.

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Well, you live long enough, you see
everything.

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Listen, Harold, make sure that you have
my car ready as soon as possible.

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Maybe we can go to pay her a dinner. She
may smoke a little, but don't worry

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about it. I was thinking maybe a wedding
breakfast.

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Morning, Mr. Fine.

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Hiya, Harold.

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Morning, Murray.

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Hey, I finally beat Jerry Ritzland.

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Seven to five.

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My serve's starting to work for me.

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And my elbow doesn't hurt anymore, which
means I am now hitting it right.

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You know I was serving with a bent
elbow?

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That's what screwed me up. But now...

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Coming straight over.

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You okay, kid?

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I'm fine, Pat.

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No, I'm okay. You got that look.

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What look?

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You know, when you get forgot.

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Oh.

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Joyce and I are getting married Labor
Day.

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That's great. That is just great.

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I think it's the right move. The right
move? You should have done it two years

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ago. Labor Day, huh?

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No harm.

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You are getting a wonderful woman in,
Joycey.

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You watch out, I'm going to attack you
before the wedding. Oh, he told you, he

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told you.

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Half a cup of black, Joyce. All righty.

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Uh, are the Rodriguez's here? Oh, yes,
they're in the other office.

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Could I see you for a minute, Mr. Fine?
Uh-huh.

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Would you prepare the Rodriguez file,
please, Joyce? I've already done that.

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Uh, would you just read this for a
moment, Mr. Fine?

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There you are.

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Mr. and Mrs. Bernard Miller, request the
honor of your presence.

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You got them already, huh?

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Read on, read on.

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At the marriage of their daughter,
Joyce, to Mr.

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Harold Fine.

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At the twin canter.

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They really twins?

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Oh, yes.

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Now, Harold, they're very expensive, but
they perform the most beautiful

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ceremony.

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Are they fraternal or identical?

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Well, they're not identical.

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No, I don't think that they are.

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I'm just... doing it for my father.

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You see, I felt that that's the least
that we could do.

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I feel that you really don't want them.
Now, if you don't want them, I want you

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to tell me that you don't want them. The
very thought of Cantor's in stereo

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instead of a mono Cantor appeals to me.

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Oh, Harold.

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What? Hey,

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Joyce, where's my coffee?

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Please, no sex in the office.

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Oh, Murray.

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Would you send in the Rodriguez twins'
family, please?

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Yes, sir. You sure?

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Yeah, I'm sure.

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Mr. Fine, we'll see you now.

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Hello, Mr. Rodriguez.

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Oh, muy bien, muy bien.

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Well, I'm sorry about the shortage of
chairs, but this won't take too long.

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Perhaps you'd be able to sit over here.

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Andale, muchachita, siéntate ahí.

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Siéntese ahí, mija.

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Good,

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good.

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Muy bien, huh?

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Right, right. No, um...

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Mr. Rodriguez, I'm going down to court
in a few minutes.

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I am going down to court in a few
minutes. And before I go, I would like

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you all to know, to, uh, Comprendo, the
insurance company want to settle out

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of court.

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How much money, senor, find?

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Well, uh, I would think it's safe to
assume that we'll get about, uh...

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$500 per person.

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Now, there were 11 of you in the car, so
that would be around $5,500.

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I ain't going to do it. You told me
$100,000. I told you we would sue for

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$100,000. I mean, we're lucky to get
that amount.

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Remember, there were 11 of you in that
car.

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Now, if that ever came out in court, we
might lose the whole case.

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But he hit us from behind.

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Yeah, but you had no rear-view vision.
You couldn't see out of your back

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window. Of course I couldn't see out the
window. The chickens were in the back

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seat. That is also illegal.

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It is not permitted in this country to
carry poultry in a passenger car.

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No gallinas are allowed in this country
in a passenger car.

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You've got to have them in your car.

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Ma?

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Ma?

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What's the matter?

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Yesterday, a living, breathing man, the
picture of health.

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Oh, no, no,

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no, no, no, no.

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He's 61 years old and they took him.

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My father, my father.

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What father?

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No, Mr.

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Foley, Ed Foley, the butcher. He had a
coronary.

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What are you trying to do to me?

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You told me a 61-year-old man has just
died.

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I thought it was Papa.

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Señor, siento mucho la muerte de su
padre.

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¿Qué vamos a hacer? What? I don't
understand what he's talking about. My

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father says he mourns the death of your
father. It's a mistake, Mr. Rodriguez. I

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see you want me to leave. I didn't say
that. You can stay as long as you want.

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No, I haven't time. I have to help Mr.
Foley with the funeral arrangements.

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Who?

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Bite your tongue.

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He doesn't remember Ed Foley. You hear,
Joyce? He doesn't remember how Ed Foley

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saved his life. When you were two years
old and we had a candy store in Boyle

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Heights, you fell off the stool, you
turned blue, blue in the face. We took

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you for dead. You stopped breathing. You
don't remember.

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And then Ed Foley came in. God bless his
soul. God rest him. And he took you in

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his hands and he breathed life into your
mouth. He saved your life and you don't

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remember. Yeah, I remember now. Yeah, I
remember Ed Foley now. Oh, you see, now

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he remembers.

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Leave it. All right, all right, I'm
going. Harold, Harold, you'll come to

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the funeral tomorrow, 12 o'clock.

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Yeah, okay.

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The wedding is September the 5th at 2
o'clock.

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Wedding?

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What, what, what wedding?

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We're getting married, Ma.

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My grandfather says it is too bad your
father couldn't have lived to see it.

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The whole thing is a total
misunderstanding.

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You get to invite 100, and we get to
invite 100.

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100?

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Harold. Harold, you heard Harold. 100.

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My people in Los Angeles are known. I
got more than 100.

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And what about my mishpoka in
Philadelphia?

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¿Qué significa mishpoka?

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Quién sabe.

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Speak to your father. Maybe I could get
20, 30 more.

246
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,630
You got one extra now that Mr. Foley
can't come.

247
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,430
Mrs. Foley, I forgot she's waiting for
me downstairs.

248
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,670
Harold, you'll come to the funeral.

249
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,530
Yes, ma'am. And bring your brother.

250
00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:23,830
Bring Herbie. I don't know where Herbie
is. I haven't seen him in three months.

251
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,610
Herbie is with the bombs in Venice.

252
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:48,930
Well, anyway, I'm glad you're coming to
the funeral.

253
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,850
It's going to make Mama very happy.

254
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,830
Hey, I'm going to the funeral because
it's making me happy.

255
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:56,570
Funeral's a happy thing, Harold.

256
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,250
In death, there is always rebirth.

257
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:04,470
Yeah, well... What is this, a hippie
supermarket?

258
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,950
Yeah. See, these things are for sale.

259
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:09,970
You can buy these things here.

260
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:11,630
See the clothes?

261
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,690
There, those clothes are free.

262
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:16,450
They're old.

263
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,410
They're new to him.

264
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:29,330
Really, what you're trying to say, it's
a form of communism.

265
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:31,950
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's like love.

266
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:37,090
You think I should buy something?

267
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,710
Only if you need something, Harold.

268
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,370
Yeah, well, maybe I'll buy a book.

269
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,350
Harold, this is a groovy book.

270
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:57,670
Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong.
Yeah.

271
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,770
How much is that? That'll be a dollar,
please.

272
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:02,430
I'll take it.

273
00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:03,570
Thank you.

274
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:10,270
It's for you.

275
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,430
Oh, thank you.

276
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:25,990
Incidentally, I almost forgot to tell
you that I'm, uh, I'm getting married.

277
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,570
Oh, that's groovy.

278
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,030
That's so groovy.

279
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:38,010
The Joyce. Oh, Harold, that's great.

280
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,350
That's great.

281
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:48,110
He's just a kid. It's a stage.

282
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,940
When I was going to NYU Law, I lived in
Greenwich Village. Hippies. Used to be

283
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:55,120
beatniks. I saw those kids. It's an act
of rebellion.

284
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,040
I hope that's all it is.

285
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,900
She's probably got a different girl
every night in the week. I should have

286
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:00,900
it so bad.

287
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,300
Look at that.

288
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,040
Look at that one.

289
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,700
Unbelievable.

290
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,080
Oh, my darling, a year's salary for ten
minutes.

291
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,080
Larry.

292
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,400
In a relationship, love.

293
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,880
What love? Love is ten minutes. Love is
before.

294
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,140
Marriage is after.

295
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:27,340
You meet a girl one night, you don't
know if you're going to make it, that's

296
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:29,960
love. When you wake up in the morning,
that's marriage.

297
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,560
Now you're talking about sex.

298
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,020
Oh, no, Harold.

299
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,180
Marriage offers a man the most beautiful
moments in life.

300
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:40,240
You don't know what a family is like.

301
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:44,220
Nobody can describe to you the feeling
when you see your first kid. It's like

302
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,740
nobody ever had one before.

303
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,220
Oh, my God.

304
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,360
Oh, I'd like a lily or lollies.

305
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:55,360
Oh, where do they come from? What do
they want from me?

306
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,280
Can't you stop for a second, Larry?

307
00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,240
When they stop, I'll stop.

308
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:02,820
They know you're looking at them. They
know that they're driving you crazy and

309
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:03,599
they love it.

310
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,680
How can you tell me how beautiful
marriage is when you mentally rape every

311
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,680
woman who passes by?

312
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,760
What does my looking have to do with my
marriage?

313
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,120
It's dishonest marriage.

314
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:16,600
No, it's not, Harold. No, it is not. I
love my wife and I love my kids.

315
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,280
How do you do?

316
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,680
Groovy car.

317
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,080
Glad somebody likes it.

318
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,420
What a beautiful day for a funeral.

319
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,980
Mars and Neptune are at the tenth angle.

320
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,640
You're lucky. And Mr. Foley's lucky
because by tomorrow, Saturn starts

321
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:00,680
ingressing into Aries.

322
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,500
Pardon me, did you just say that you
knew Mr. Foley?

323
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:12,360
No, Herbie told me. And he sounds like a
beautiful man.

324
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:16,280
He picked Herbie up in his arms and he
breathed life into him.

325
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,840
It's a beautiful thing to do.

326
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,059
What are you talking about?

327
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:22,440
When Herbie fell off the stool when you
folks had the candy store in Boyle

328
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,780
Heights, he saved Herbie's life.

329
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:25,620
He saved my life.

330
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,840
You do?

331
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,600
That man was a saint.

332
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,540
Where did you get all this from?

333
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,440
You don't know how much this funeral
means to him.

334
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,560
Herbie's the most sensitive man I've
ever known.

335
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,180
But then all Scorpios are sensitive.

336
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:40,740
Hiya, Harold.

337
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,530
What are you trying to do to me?

338
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:53,749
Kill your mother?

339
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,430
No, I'm wearing the traditional burial
outfit of the Hopi Indians.

340
00:23:56,930 --> 00:23:57,930
It's beautiful.

341
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:00,910
Foley was a Catholic, not an Indian.

342
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:02,570
It's all the same.

343
00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:04,210
It's all man and God. It's love.

344
00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:10,210
Heavy.

345
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:21,210
Let me buy you a nice new suit.

346
00:24:21,490 --> 00:24:22,590
Just for the funeral.

347
00:24:23,310 --> 00:24:24,790
This is what I'm wearing, Harold.

348
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:38,530
I realize I'm a square.

349
00:24:39,610 --> 00:24:40,610
I know that.

350
00:24:40,970 --> 00:24:44,930
But you've got to understand that there
could be two sides to this.

351
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,150
I mean, you think...

352
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,580
How is Mrs. Foley going to feel?

353
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:58,800
I mean, how is she going to feel when
she sees... ...Ponto at the cemetery?

354
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:02,580
Hey, Harold, I am not wearing this to
bug anybody. I'm wearing it because it's

355
00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:03,580
the right thing to wear.

356
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,720
Well, take that fucking feather out of
your hair and wash that stupid paint off

357
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720
your face!

358
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:11,980
Really uptight.

359
00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:20,730
I'll tell you what, Harold, I'll let you
have the feather or the paint.

360
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,590
You'll let me have the feather or the
paint.

361
00:25:31,810 --> 00:25:32,810
Uh,

362
00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:37,370
take the, uh, take the feather out of
here.

363
00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:46,350
Okay, uh, put the feather back and,
uh...

364
00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:47,670
Cover up the paint with your hand.

365
00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,070
What do you think?

366
00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:55,430
I'm asking her.

367
00:25:57,710 --> 00:26:00,130
Okay. Get rid of the paint. Wash it off.

368
00:26:01,370 --> 00:26:03,910
I'm doing this because I love you,
Harold. Yeah, fine. Great.

369
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600
Where are you going?

370
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,300
To the funeral.

371
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,260
But you've never met Mr. Foley.

372
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,720
But I've never been to a funeral.

373
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:29,620
We are not going to the ice capades. A
man, a man, a human being is being

374
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,000
buried under the ground.

375
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,580
But that can be a beautiful experience.
I want to experience everything that's

376
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:36,580
beautiful.

377
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:41,800
He's going crazy.

378
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,650
They're in arbitration right now.

379
00:27:07,070 --> 00:27:10,390
They won't let him live in peace now.
They won't let him die in peace.

380
00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:14,310
God help me. I don't know what to do.

381
00:27:14,710 --> 00:27:18,010
Forty years I've taken care of people in
their hour of need.

382
00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:22,770
If you ask me, the unions are getting as
bad as management.

383
00:27:22,970 --> 00:27:25,030
In the beginning, we needed unions.

384
00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:26,870
Usable to understand that.

385
00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:31,210
Would you take care of Mrs. Foley for a
minute, please?

386
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,080
I'm sorry to have to burden you with
these details.

387
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,820
Where is the deceased now?

388
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,040
That's in the valley, isn't it?

389
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,340
North on the San Diego freeway.

390
00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:06,820
Unfortunately, Mrs. Vincent, we are
having a slight transportation problem.

391
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,020
The drivers are out on strike.

392
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:14,220
Think of him. I'll never forget him. God
rest his soul.

393
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:19,200
He'll never let me buy anything a day
off.

394
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,320
Very sorry indeed.

395
00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:51,000
I would like you to accept my sincere
condolences.

396
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,940
You remember my son Harold.

397
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,640
And this is Matt.

398
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,860
What kind of Meshuggah outfit is this?

399
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,940
I'm wearing the traditional burial
outfit of the Indian.

400
00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:11,940
What LSD clothes he's wearing. Now LSD
clothes he's wearing too.

401
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,040
You hate me that much. I love you, Mom.

402
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,120
I love you. Don't contradict your
mother. I'm not contradicting her. I

403
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:28,760
could die right here. He wants me in a
box like that. Would you have any way of

404
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,320
getting the deceased over here to our
premises?

405
00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:33,460
A Volkswagen?

406
00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:36,260
I see.

407
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:40,060
Well, we'll do the best we can, Mrs.
Vincent.

408
00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:41,420
Thank you.

409
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,320
I was doing 35, officer.

410
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,480
What happened? A hippie die?

411
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:28,520
We are part of a funeral procession.
This is all perfectly legal. I'm a

412
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,040
lawyer. Do you have a small device?

413
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,420
I don't think so. This is a loaner.

414
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,360
You have seven days to get one.

415
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:35,660
Right.

416
00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:40,500
Have a good day. Bye.

417
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,320
I love you, sir.

418
00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:45,120
He's only doing his job, Herbert. I'm
only doing mine.

419
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,060
Lots of possessions.

420
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,920
Gonna have to hurry.

421
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,240
What cemetery is it at?

422
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
I don't know.

423
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,500
Maybe there's an address on the casket.

424
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,940
Get out that way.

425
00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:30,320
Oh, now there's a cemetery on
Centinella.

426
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,300
Tell me when we get there.

427
00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:39,380
Oh, I think that's Centinella. No, no,
that's Spirits. Well, it looks like

428
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:41,100
Centinella. Let's give them a lift.

429
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,620
No, we have no room.

430
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,140
But they could sit in the back.

431
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,860
Yeah, that's all I have to do.

432
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,680
Give hippies and widows a lift.

433
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,360
Don't you worry, we'll find it

434
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:24,580
Don't

435
00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:25,760
you worry, we'll find it

436
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:32,760
Don't

437
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,880
you worry, we'll find it

438
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,300
If this isn't it, I have to get some
gas.

439
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:27,920
This is it.

440
00:34:56,489 --> 00:34:59,250
Happiest of circumstances, but I'm glad
that I saw you.

441
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:03,170
And I'll see you at the wedding. Oh,
yeah, yeah, sure. I'll be there. Good.

442
00:35:03,550 --> 00:35:06,630
And you be sure to bring your little
friend with you, okay? Sure, yes. Come

443
00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:07,630
on. Good night, man.

444
00:35:07,850 --> 00:35:08,850
Good night.

445
00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:36,650
Oh, darling, I hope your headache is
better in the morning.

446
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:17,020
You guys going down to La Brea? Yes, but
we only have room for one.

447
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:18,540
All right. Thanks.

448
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,760
Buenas noches.

449
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:23,780
Hi. Hi.

450
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:28,860
Where's Herbie?

451
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:30,300
Herbie met Lovelady.

452
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,800
What, and he just left you alone like
that?

453
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,280
Don't you know that's very dangerous to
hitch by yourself out here at night?

454
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,840
There are sex maniacs driving in cars.

455
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,980
Perverts. I see them in court every day.
Believe me.

456
00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:50,730
Privacy. Just like a private room in a
hotel.

457
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,650
The bathroom's not the bedroom, so
there's going to be total privacy.

458
00:36:54,270 --> 00:36:56,870
This is going to be nice. And it's right
near the pleasure dome.

459
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,069
What's that?

460
00:36:58,070 --> 00:37:01,090
Oh, it's a dress shop. I work there on
Saturdays. Oh.

461
00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:04,430
I didn't know you worked.

462
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:06,550
Isn't this interesting?

463
00:37:06,930 --> 00:37:07,930
What's that?

464
00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:10,430
Sexual aberrations in the human male.

465
00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:13,810
Well, um... Interesting.

466
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:21,500
My first year out of law school, I did
research for a firm that was defending a

467
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:25,840
homosexual. Very prominent man.

468
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:27,100
Did he get off?

469
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,520
Fortunately, yes.

470
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,300
What's a shoe fetishist?

471
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,680
A shoe fetishist?

472
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:43,220
Um, well, generally speaking, a shoe
fetishist...

473
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:49,140
is a person who has a sexual problem in
relation to shoes.

474
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:50,620
Boots and shoes, you know.

475
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,520
That's illegal?

476
00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,720
In public it is, yes. It's perversion.

477
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,240
Next step, they'll be taking teddy bears
away from babies.

478
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,300
Oh, well, I don't know about that.

479
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,360
Listen, would you like to have a drink?

480
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:04,940
I don't drink.

481
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,660
Well, I do. It's been a long day for me.

482
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,100
I have a very busy day tomorrow.

483
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:11,820
My bed is made up.

484
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,740
rather sleep in here, Harold, because I
like to watch TV.

485
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,400
Are you sure?

486
00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:29,700
This is cool. Right here.

487
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,960
Right, right.

488
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,120
You know, you can turn the sound right
up. It won't bother me.

489
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:38,060
Oh, no. I just watch the pictures. I
don't need the sound.

490
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,340
You have a picture fetish, huh?

491
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,040
Good night.

492
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,160
Good night.

493
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,240
Now, look.

494
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:19,520
You have my personal guarantee that
this... That's all

495
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,520
right.

496
00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:26,550
I just want you to know that you have my
personal guarantee that door will not

497
00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:27,550
open tonight.

498
00:39:27,810 --> 00:39:31,570
I mean, you know, you have no need to
worry. You're in here and I'm in there

499
00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,110
and you have no cause for concern.

500
00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:37,430
Why are you afraid of me?

501
00:39:38,190 --> 00:39:40,050
Who's afraid? I'm not afraid.

502
00:39:41,290 --> 00:39:42,410
I won't come in.

503
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,370
Well, say goodnight.

504
00:42:34,350 --> 00:42:35,350
I'll make you some bread.

505
00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:37,950
Fine.

506
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:42,450
But I have some things to clear up at
the office.

507
00:42:44,190 --> 00:42:48,870
And I don't need any breakfast. Thanks,
Barry. You better go. You better go.

508
00:42:49,730 --> 00:42:53,770
Well, I don't have to be at work until
seven. Can I hang around and listen to

509
00:42:53,770 --> 00:42:54,770
some music?

510
00:42:54,930 --> 00:42:56,330
Yeah. Yeah, okay.

511
00:42:56,630 --> 00:43:01,910
But if the phone rings, don't answer it.
Don't answer the phone if it rings.

512
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:03,210
All right.

513
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,720
I love you, Alice P. Toplas.

514
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,600
And so does Gertrude Stein. I love you,
Alice P.

515
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:03,940
Toplas.

516
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,480
I'm gonna change your name to...

517
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:23,800
Red velvet trees and lions, gritting
lions, candy witches, eating leafy

518
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,580
leaves, building rainbowing lines.

519
00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:35,820
Green woolly golden gardens, marten
gardens, coriander,

520
00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:40,380
baby elephants, singing pilot dogs.

521
00:45:00,419 --> 00:45:03,220
I love

522
00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:09,180
you.

523
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:17,250
And so does Bertrand Stein. I love you,
Alice. Be so kind.

524
00:45:18,790 --> 00:45:23,930
I'm gonna change your name to mine. I
love you, Alice. Be so kind.

525
00:45:27,430 --> 00:45:28,970
Yeah, very nice. Very nice.

526
00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:32,210
Yeah.

527
00:45:33,390 --> 00:45:36,970
Thanks. Better get a smog device. I got
a warning.

528
00:45:38,230 --> 00:45:41,510
Yeah. That's all the cops gotta do. Or
else they find my kid.

529
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,500
San Francisco with a colored girl. My
wife's going crazy.

530
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:50,060
Yeah, I know. I don't know what to do. I
don't know where to look.

531
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,158
Here he is.

532
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,160
Oh.

533
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,400
What's the matter?

534
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:59,460
Hi. Well, the thing's the matter,
darling. We came to see you.

535
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,800
We have to finalize the seating
arrangement. We called you on the phone,

536
00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:06,400
but you didn't answer. Yeah, I went to
pick up my car. Yeah, well, they charge

537
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,740
you. Eighty-nine bucks. For a fender?

538
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
He can afford it.

539
00:46:25,390 --> 00:46:27,110
at the Safeway here. I bought you a jar.

540
00:46:27,370 --> 00:46:30,630
Thanks. My feet are killing me.

541
00:46:32,450 --> 00:46:33,450
Oh.

542
00:46:33,730 --> 00:46:35,990
Help me with my coat while you're there.

543
00:46:36,410 --> 00:46:37,510
Place looks nice.

544
00:46:39,510 --> 00:46:40,510
Harold?

545
00:46:42,310 --> 00:46:48,070
I didn't see you all day.

546
00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:52,050
Well, I was very tired after the
funeral, you know.

547
00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:04,470
Plenty of time for that after the
wedding

548
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:25,120
You got some ice water, Harold?

549
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:30,660
Sure, Pop. I'll get something for you.
Thank you. I love this sofa.

550
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:33,680
Let me know when you don't want it
anymore, Harold.

551
00:47:52,830 --> 00:47:55,430
In Beverly Hills, you pay through the
nose.

552
00:47:55,650 --> 00:47:56,650
Not bad.

553
00:47:57,190 --> 00:47:59,450
But your taxes are very low.

554
00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:06,190
Let me

555
00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:10,110
just see the list.

556
00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:15,210
If they charge for ice water, I'd be a
pauper.

557
00:48:17,650 --> 00:48:19,550
Remember when we had the candy store?

558
00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:21,190
Now.

559
00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:24,650
inviting the twin Cantors to the dinner.

560
00:48:25,150 --> 00:48:30,370
So our side of the family gives up a
seat for one Cantor, and Joyce's side

561
00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:32,390
gives up a seat for the other Cantor.

562
00:48:33,170 --> 00:48:37,210
Great. Oh, it is. It'll be a great honor
to you and Joyce.

563
00:48:37,510 --> 00:48:40,470
Now, where should we seat them, do you
think?

564
00:48:41,110 --> 00:48:44,110
Mama, you planning to go through the
entire list now?

565
00:48:45,110 --> 00:48:49,370
Well, I'm not leaving the seating to the
caterers. I got enough troubles without

566
00:48:49,370 --> 00:48:50,370
that.

567
00:48:50,610 --> 00:48:52,570
We had 40 people at our wedding.

568
00:48:52,810 --> 00:48:53,810
Yeah.

569
00:48:54,770 --> 00:48:57,250
I don't even know half the people that
are coming to this one.

570
00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:01,030
Look. Look, I found some brownies.

571
00:49:01,810 --> 00:49:03,250
They look fresh baked.

572
00:49:04,210 --> 00:49:05,910
Do you have saccharin, Harold?

573
00:49:06,150 --> 00:49:07,290
Oh, I have some in my purse.

574
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,800
Looks like a nice brownie, Harold.

575
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,240
A Reuben's?

576
00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:24,640
I don't remember.

577
00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:28,320
A small bakery on Fairfax.

578
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:39,440
Better than Reuben's. Better than
Reuben's? That's a brownie.

579
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,640
This is delicious.

580
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,860
Very good.

581
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,860
They're groovy.

582
00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:55,700
I wish Herbie was here with us now. He
loves sweets.

583
00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:57,780
Herbie is a very sweet boy.

584
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,500
You know what I think?

585
00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:03,140
I think that this is just a stage that
he's going through. That's all.

586
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:07,160
To a funeral, he wears his Indian suit.

587
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:13,600
These are really good.

588
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:29,520
One more.

589
00:50:30,140 --> 00:50:31,140
Ben?

590
00:50:32,140 --> 00:50:33,160
My last one.

591
00:53:45,450 --> 00:53:46,950
A diaphragm. Forget it.

592
00:53:47,670 --> 00:53:49,410
Listen. Harry. Thanks for coming in.

593
00:53:49,610 --> 00:53:50,950
Hi. Hi.

594
00:53:52,810 --> 00:53:54,150
Harry. Oh.

595
00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:58,830
Oh, my God. You look just like a guy I
used to go with.

596
00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:01,010
Yeah? You're a little better looking.

597
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:16,720
You're welcome.

598
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,160
I came to see you.

599
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,880
Groovy.

600
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,240
Yeah.

601
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,020
Groovy.

602
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:28,600
You're very pretty.

603
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,220
And so are you.

604
00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:31,860
Yeah.

605
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,440
You should have told me what was in
those brownies.

606
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:42,480
Thank Alice B. Douglas for her recipe.
Yeah? She wrote a pretty good book.

607
00:54:43,870 --> 00:54:46,090
She turned my parents into junkies. She
did?

608
00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:47,330
Oh, yeah.

609
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,470
Excuse me. I'll be right back.

610
00:54:53,350 --> 00:54:54,350
Oh.

611
00:54:54,710 --> 00:54:58,030
Can I help you, sir? Yes, I'd like to
see something in a mini dress, something

612
00:54:58,030 --> 00:54:59,030
lightweight.

613
00:54:59,290 --> 00:55:02,390
Well, all of these just came in. What
size does she wear? It's for me.

614
00:55:05,990 --> 00:55:09,670
Well, I don't know if we happen to have
here something outside.

615
00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:11,670
I'm a perfect 12.

616
00:55:12,990 --> 00:55:13,990
These are 12.

617
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,800
I think he wants it to go to a Halloween
party.

618
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,240
I hope so.

619
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,480
Miss?

620
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,180
Did you find something you like? Yes.

621
00:55:35,580 --> 00:55:36,700
Yes, I like this one.

622
00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:38,540
Is there any place I can try it on?

623
00:56:04,839 --> 00:56:06,160
Yes, we do. Anita?

624
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:10,220
What I'd like to get, I'm going to get
this just about two inches shorter.

625
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,920
About like that.

626
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:19,140
Well, Anita does the alterations. Anita,
can we shorten this about... No, no,

627
00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:20,038
that's it.

628
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,040
Two inches?

629
00:56:21,180 --> 00:56:23,700
No, no, no, no, no. That's not your
color.

630
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,440
It's harmonic, isn't it?

631
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:50,840
I

632
00:56:50,840 --> 00:57:02,680
never

633
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,740
got that close to a butterfly.

634
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:27,600
you

635
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,459
Yes, ma.

636
00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:01,560
You sound like your asthma's voice.

637
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:06,480
No, the S just moves.

638
00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:11,000
So where did you disappear to?

639
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:13,820
Listen,

640
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:18,860
I changed my mind. I'm not putting Aunt
Tanya next to Uncle Murray. You know,

641
00:59:18,860 --> 00:59:21,680
she's got that bladder trouble poor
thing, so I'm going to put her closer to

642
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,680
the door.

643
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:25,960
Listen, Harold, I picked up some of
those...

644
00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:28,430
Good, of course.

645
00:59:28,590 --> 00:59:31,490
I picked up some of those brownies, you
know. It must be a different bakery.

646
01:01:02,790 --> 01:01:06,830
Blessed be you, Harold and Joyce, who
come in the name of the Lord.

647
01:01:07,150 --> 01:01:09,170
We bless you with the blessings of God.

648
01:01:10,010 --> 01:01:13,730
We pray that these blessings may rest
gently and lovingly upon you both.

649
01:01:14,810 --> 01:01:19,350
Praised be thou, O Lord, who has blessed
these children of Israel through the

650
01:01:19,350 --> 01:01:20,590
covenant of holy wedlock.

651
01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:24,470
And beneath this chuppah canopy... You
look very pretty, Joyce.

652
01:01:27,930 --> 01:01:29,550
You do, you look very pretty.

653
01:01:32,270 --> 01:01:35,370
This means a lot to you, doesn't it?
Shh, Harold.

654
01:01:35,950 --> 01:01:36,950
Wait a second.

655
01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:38,430
I'm talking to Joyce.

656
01:01:40,410 --> 01:01:41,670
I'm sorry, Joyce.

657
01:01:43,290 --> 01:01:44,290
This is wrong.

658
01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:50,890
I know I shouldn't do this, but I have
to do it. It's better.

659
01:01:51,790 --> 01:01:52,790
It is better.

660
01:01:53,530 --> 01:01:56,270
Better? You don't really know me.

661
01:01:57,570 --> 01:01:58,630
I don't know me.

662
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:03,680
I know I should have thought of all of
this before, but I didn't. Stop it,

663
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:04,900
Harold. You'll never forgive yourself.

664
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,040
I never forgive myself if I ruined her
life.

665
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,600
It's not in there.

666
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,000
There's nothing to find in there.

667
01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:51,720
There are no people there.

668
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:53,180
Only machines.

669
01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:55,280
Garbage disposing machines.

670
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,020
Dish washing machines.

671
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:01,100
Television machines being watched by
people machines.

672
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:03,340
We have left the machine.

673
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,840
And by so doing, we are opting for
survival.

674
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:03,620
I pluck you out of the cranny.

675
01:04:04,660 --> 01:04:10,140
I hold you here, root and all, in my
hand, little flower.

676
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:15,300
But how can you know what a flower is,
Harold, if you don't know who you are?

677
01:04:15,380 --> 01:04:16,380
Who are you?

678
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,260
Do you know who you are?

679
01:04:18,740 --> 01:04:20,700
I'm trying, Guru.

680
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,900
I'm really trying.

681
01:04:24,340 --> 01:04:28,360
When you stop trying, then you'll know
who you are.

682
01:04:32,430 --> 01:04:35,110
I'm trying to stop crying.

683
01:04:36,110 --> 01:04:37,110
Good.

684
01:04:38,530 --> 01:04:44,090
I'm reminded of the story of a holy man
in India. One afternoon, Siddhartha

685
01:04:44,090 --> 01:04:50,910
returned from a nearby village, and he
had gained an insight how

686
01:04:50,910 --> 01:04:57,890
the excretory force had to be reversed,
actually, so that the relationship of

687
01:04:57,890 --> 01:05:00,790
the apana, the excretory energy, to...

688
01:05:02,030 --> 01:05:08,610
This basic contraction of the Hatha
Yoga, one must never overlook

689
01:05:08,610 --> 01:05:12,930
the importance of the control of the
excretory energy.

690
01:05:14,470 --> 01:05:18,890
The Mulabandha, which had puzzled him
for many years, the root contraction,

691
01:05:19,230 --> 01:05:23,030
the famous heart of the Hatha Yoga, had
opened as a new wave.

692
01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:40,610
First time in my life I feel free.

693
01:05:40,870 --> 01:05:44,290
We just need natural things.

694
01:05:51,770 --> 01:05:53,410
We don't need that.

695
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,190
We don't need all that.

696
01:05:58,370 --> 01:06:00,130
Am I being real?

697
01:06:01,270 --> 01:06:02,670
Am I being a real person?

698
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,360
Kiss my neck.

699
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,460
Kiss my ankh.

700
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,020
Yes.

701
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:24,840
Kiss it.

702
01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:26,120
Kiss my ankh.

703
01:07:15,150 --> 01:07:16,150
What's going on here?

704
01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:22,350
Oh, just two people enjoying each
other's company.

705
01:07:22,590 --> 01:07:24,890
Just being, that's all. Well, it's
pretty young.

706
01:07:25,350 --> 01:07:26,930
Will you step outside, please?

707
01:07:27,170 --> 01:07:28,890
Certainly, certainly. It would be a
pleasure to.

708
01:07:31,330 --> 01:07:32,330
Excuse me.

709
01:07:32,890 --> 01:07:33,890
Hello, evening.

710
01:07:35,830 --> 01:07:37,050
Take the car out, Harry.

711
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:41,050
How old are you, miss?

712
01:07:41,410 --> 01:07:42,410
Twenty.

713
01:07:42,650 --> 01:07:43,690
How old are you, kid?

714
01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:48,160
I am 35 years of age, sir. 35 years old.
That is my age.

715
01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:51,860
The car is almost brand new. It's
registered in the name of Harold Fine.

716
01:07:52,140 --> 01:07:56,440
Yes, that is me. My name is Harold Fine.
Allow me to show you my driver's

717
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,440
license. I have it here.

718
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,640
It's my car.

719
01:07:59,140 --> 01:08:00,140
All that clutter.

720
01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:01,660
There.

721
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:03,840
Here's a photograph of me to prove what
I'm saying.

722
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,160
It's not stolen. It's my own car.

723
01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:10,580
I bought it with money I earned when I
was leading a terrible life.

724
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:12,900
This doesn't look like you.

725
01:08:13,230 --> 01:08:16,630
No, that is because, if you'll permit
me, sir, my hair is longer now. Before

726
01:08:16,630 --> 01:08:18,529
it was short, as in the photograph.

727
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:20,029
So there's very little resemblance.

728
01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:23,229
Will you take off the headband, please?
It would be a pleasure to take it off

729
01:08:23,229 --> 01:08:23,948
for you.

730
01:08:23,950 --> 01:08:25,210
There, there it's off.

731
01:08:25,590 --> 01:08:27,970
Now pull the hair back so it looks
shorter, please.

732
01:08:28,189 --> 01:08:29,189
Yes.

733
01:08:29,529 --> 01:08:31,370
I'm doing this because I love you, sir.

734
01:08:32,710 --> 01:08:34,529
It's him, all right. And he is 35.

735
01:08:35,090 --> 01:08:38,770
Yeah, I am. I'm 35, Harold. Thank you
very much indeed.

736
01:08:39,029 --> 01:08:40,029
It's lovely to see you.

737
01:08:40,910 --> 01:08:41,910
Let's go, Harry.

738
01:08:42,140 --> 01:08:43,640
No, wait, please, wait, please.

739
01:08:45,420 --> 01:08:47,140
You don't have to do what you're doing,
you know.

740
01:08:47,939 --> 01:08:51,380
Thank you very much, sir. Very kind of
you, officer. You don't have to do what

741
01:08:51,380 --> 01:08:52,118
you're doing.

742
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:56,640
You know, you don't have to wear a gun.
I used to wear a gun in my heart, not on

743
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:57,559
my hip.

744
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:01,620
I had hatred and violence in me, didn't
I, sweetheart? You know that. I had

745
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:02,819
hatred and violence in me.

746
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,040
Now, listen.

747
01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:08,840
Don't go. Do you know where you're
going? Do you know who you are? Where

748
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,840
you are?

749
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:14,160
Flower in the crannied walls. I pluck
you out of the crannies. Pluck yourself,

750
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:17,180
Jack. Why don't you get a haircut and an
apartment?

751
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:18,840
But I have an apartment.

752
01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:22,640
I mean, I choose to live here. I don't
have to live here. Well, you better not

753
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:23,680
be here when we come back.

754
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:31,300
Well, listen, you've been through a lot.
You have been through hell, Joyce.

755
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,920
You know, Murray, I've been thinking.

756
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:38,300
This may sound silly to you, but maybe
what I should do is go to one of

757
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:41,950
those... with computer mating places
where you're just still out of form, you

758
01:09:41,950 --> 01:09:45,130
know, and then they handle the whole
entire thing impersonally. Now, what do

759
01:09:45,130 --> 01:09:45,608
you think?

760
01:09:45,609 --> 01:09:46,609
Totally wrong.

761
01:09:46,710 --> 01:09:47,710
Totally wrong.

762
01:09:47,830 --> 01:09:51,250
In my opinion, you have just gotten over
a long-term engagement.

763
01:09:51,490 --> 01:09:55,810
What you need now is a nice hot affair.

764
01:09:56,270 --> 01:09:57,330
Forget the intellect.

765
01:09:57,850 --> 01:09:59,030
Enjoy yourself.

766
01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:01,390
Have some sex.

767
01:10:16,650 --> 01:10:17,650
This is gross, isn't it?

768
01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:19,390
I know what I don't want.

769
01:10:20,230 --> 01:10:21,990
I don't want another Harold Fine.

770
01:10:23,450 --> 01:10:25,650
That's what I don't need, another Harold
Fine.

771
01:10:25,950 --> 01:10:27,010
Just ignore her.

772
01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:28,730
Turn your stomach.

773
01:10:29,410 --> 01:10:32,970
She looks like a gypsy for heaven's
sake. Some kind of perverse need to

774
01:10:32,970 --> 01:10:33,970
cause attention.

775
01:10:34,050 --> 01:10:35,190
Would you like to buy a free press?

776
01:10:35,610 --> 01:10:36,610
Hey, Murray!

777
01:10:36,650 --> 01:10:40,050
Oh, Joyce! Oh, Joyce, you look groovy.
Oh, Harold!

778
01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:41,550
Harold, I took you to everything.

779
01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:45,630
Come back to me. You're a sweet person,
Joyce. You have love in your heart. I

780
01:10:45,630 --> 01:10:46,630
love you, Harold.

781
01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:50,240
Joyce. Peter, you weirdo hippie freak. I
love you, sir.

782
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:51,379
We have to go.

783
01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:55,240
Oh, Harold, come back to me. Come back
to me. Joyce, Joyce. I love you. You

784
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,760
love Harold. Fine, he no longer exists.
Let go of my beach. He exists. You're

785
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,360
standing right here, Harold. I love you.
Do you understand?

786
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:04,080
Come back to me. It'll be just like the
beginning. Let go of my beach. I love

787
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,020
you. Joyce.

788
01:11:06,260 --> 01:11:09,160
Oh, please, Harold, please. I love you.
Let go of my beach, Joyce.

789
01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:58,110
Teeth, teeth, and yet more teeth.

790
01:11:58,830 --> 01:11:59,830
Wow.

791
01:12:07,010 --> 01:12:08,010
Teeth.

792
01:12:11,010 --> 01:12:14,810
Is it in black or in white or color or
what?

793
01:12:15,030 --> 01:12:18,690
That's what's so groovy about it,
Harold. I think it's whatever you want

794
01:12:18,690 --> 01:12:19,690
to see in it.

795
01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:21,610
I think he's a genius, Harold.

796
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:23,480
Yes, yes.

797
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:28,180
Yes, he's a genius. And you know, Herbie
said that there's one sequence in which

798
01:12:28,180 --> 01:12:31,240
they split the screen about 32 times.

799
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:34,760
One for each tooth.

800
01:12:36,380 --> 01:12:40,080
Let's go for a night, Harold. Listen,
I'd sooner take a bath. I'd like to. No,

801
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,600
I'd like to. I want to take a bath.

802
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:45,060
No. Yeah, I really want to take a bath.

803
01:12:56,460 --> 01:12:57,800
Could you tell me what time Mondo T
starts?

804
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:03,900
Are you sure you don't want to come with
me? No, I just want you to take a bath

805
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:08,720
with me. Why don't you rub my neck in
the bath? Harold, I want to see Mondo T.

806
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,320
How long is the movie?

807
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:11,579
Six hours.

808
01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:12,580
Six hours?

809
01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:15,160
I'll see you after the movie. I'll rub
you after the movie.

810
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,580
I can't stand the buses.

811
01:13:17,780 --> 01:13:18,980
How are you going to get there anyway?

812
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,000
Hitch. Hitch?

813
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,620
Nancy, you know I don't like you to
hitch.

814
01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:25,660
Don't get uptight, Harold.

815
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,880
I'm not getting uptight. I just don't
like it a hitch, that's all.

816
01:13:30,300 --> 01:13:32,980
Anyway, if you get a hitch, get a hitch
from the lady.

817
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:35,540
Make sure she's not a dyke.

818
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:42,640
Armando teeth.

819
01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:47,440
I don't like to give Armando.

820
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:04,720
I'm so glad you changed your mind. It's
so groovy in here.

821
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:06,320
It's totally groovy.

822
01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:09,480
Oh, it's much better than Mondo teeth.
I'm totally immersed.

823
01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:12,100
Totally immersed in liquid. It's
fantastic.

824
01:14:13,060 --> 01:14:15,660
Oh, honey, you're gonna love this. Hey,
you're beautiful.

825
01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:17,780
I just want to shake your hand.

826
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:21,020
Oh, I... I'm Big Bear.

827
01:14:21,740 --> 01:14:26,360
I don't think I know you. I know you,
man. What a beautiful thing you've done.

828
01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:30,380
Oh, it's very nice of you. Oh, hey, this
is, uh, Lovelady in El Greco.

829
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:31,940
You're beautiful.

830
01:14:34,450 --> 01:14:39,930
Oh, actually, I'm very nice of you. I'm
trying to take a bath.

831
01:14:40,210 --> 01:14:41,330
Hey, can I join you, man?

832
01:14:41,550 --> 01:14:43,190
Well, I didn't know it was a bath.

833
01:14:43,410 --> 01:14:46,030
Yeah, that's what it is. Harold Fine,
you're beautiful.

834
01:14:46,470 --> 01:14:48,150
Thank you. You're very sweet.

835
01:14:48,470 --> 01:14:49,710
Can somebody get that?

836
01:14:50,190 --> 01:14:52,210
What is it? It's a telephone.

837
01:14:52,710 --> 01:14:55,110
Oh, I'm sorry, man. I've taken a vow
against machinery.

838
01:14:55,410 --> 01:14:56,409
Oh.

839
01:14:56,410 --> 01:15:00,810
Well, maybe somebody could... I'll get
it. I'll get it.

840
01:15:01,170 --> 01:15:02,350
Just a second. I'll get it.

841
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:15,800
Hello? Oh.

842
01:15:16,180 --> 01:15:17,740
Yes, oh, hi, Murray. Hi, hi.

843
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:21,000
The Rodriguez's... Listen, Murray,
listen.

844
01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:25,400
I am truly sorry about that. I
appreciate if you'd handle that for me.

845
01:15:25,460 --> 01:15:27,100
That's the man I was telling you about.
Yeah, hello.

846
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:43,840
I never

847
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:57,180
told

848
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:58,180
you this, Joyce.

849
01:16:03,980 --> 01:16:05,040
only two months married.

850
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:12,400
Well, this fancy governess, oh, what am
I, governess, what? She was a maid, you

851
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:17,000
know. Well, she used to wheel this baby
around in the park, and while she was

852
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,200
wheeling, she was wiggling her behind at
my Ben.

853
01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:24,120
Oh, Ben was a handsome man in those
days.

854
01:16:38,350 --> 01:16:39,350
They're terribly hurt.

855
01:16:40,670 --> 01:16:43,990
Joyce, you know, women are built for
hurt.

856
01:16:47,210 --> 01:16:48,210
Don't worry.

857
01:16:49,970 --> 01:16:51,490
The hood's okay, Mrs. Fine.

858
01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:53,010
That'll be $3.20.

859
01:16:53,590 --> 01:16:54,750
Thank you, George.

860
01:16:55,730 --> 01:16:58,310
So, um, so how's the family?

861
01:16:59,850 --> 01:17:03,470
Well, to tell you the truth, Mrs. Fine,
I've been having a little trouble with

862
01:17:03,470 --> 01:17:04,470
my daughter.

863
01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:10,990
San Francisco with a white boy.

864
01:17:12,570 --> 01:17:14,030
My wife's going crazy.

865
01:17:49,550 --> 01:17:50,550
Morning, Harold.

866
01:17:50,590 --> 01:17:51,590
Oh, hi.

867
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:53,250
Morning.

868
01:18:01,690 --> 01:18:05,470
That which is called ego death is coming
to you.

869
01:18:06,110 --> 01:18:09,790
Remember, this is now the hour of death
and rebirth.

870
01:18:10,790 --> 01:18:16,130
Take advantage of this temporary
opportunity to obtain the perfect state.

871
01:18:17,350 --> 01:18:18,350
Enlightenment.

872
01:18:27,259 --> 01:18:32,580
If you cannot maintain the bliss of
illumination, and if you are slipping

873
01:18:32,580 --> 01:18:35,580
back into contact with the external
world...

874
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:08,320
Hey,

875
01:19:13,340 --> 01:19:14,780
what have you done to the rug?

876
01:19:16,580 --> 01:19:17,580
I'm sorry?

877
01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:20,080
Why are you painting him?

878
01:19:21,770 --> 01:19:23,130
Because I like him. Yeah?

879
01:19:23,790 --> 01:19:24,790
What about me?

880
01:19:25,290 --> 01:19:26,310
I like you, too.

881
01:19:29,010 --> 01:19:30,490
Is there anybody you don't like?

882
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:51,960
Hey, Herbie.

883
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,200
When did you get here?

884
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:57,040
Last Thursday.

885
01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:58,240
Uh-huh.

886
01:20:00,540 --> 01:20:02,180
Very, very, very, very groovy scene.

887
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:03,400
Yeah, groovy.

888
01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:04,540
Yeah.

889
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,480
Yeah, very groovy, yeah.

890
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:11,020
Yeah, this is really groovy.

891
01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:29,650
Groovy. This is groovy. This is
really... Harold.

892
01:20:30,110 --> 01:20:31,110
Really groovy.

893
01:20:31,510 --> 01:20:32,510
Hmm?

894
01:20:32,670 --> 01:20:35,030
I'm really dragged. That was a bad scene
in there.

895
01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:36,570
What?

896
01:20:36,830 --> 01:20:39,230
I can be anybody I want to. Yeah?

897
01:20:39,450 --> 01:20:40,730
You're really uptight about me.

898
01:20:41,990 --> 01:20:42,990
I dig you.

899
01:20:43,050 --> 01:20:46,090
You're making a marriage scene out of
it. I thought you wanted to be free,

900
01:20:46,210 --> 01:20:47,210
Harold.

901
01:20:47,230 --> 01:20:50,790
You bet I want to be free. But I want to
be free with you alone.

902
01:20:53,290 --> 01:20:55,770
But you're so possessive, you're making
me uptight about us.

903
01:20:56,330 --> 01:20:58,390
Your attitude is very unhip.

904
01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:01,350
My attitude is unhip?

905
01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:03,710
Don't give me that.

906
01:21:04,570 --> 01:21:08,150
Don't. Listen, I'm probably the hippest
guy around here.

907
01:21:08,650 --> 01:21:10,890
I got a house full of strangers.

908
01:21:11,290 --> 01:21:13,230
I got cats. I got dogs.

909
01:21:13,450 --> 01:21:16,710
I got pot. I got acid. I got LSD cubes.

910
01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:20,310
I've got... I've got this thing here.

911
01:21:20,850 --> 01:21:22,490
Don't tell me about hip.

912
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,380
I am so hip. It hurts.

913
01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:26,980
That's how hip I am.

914
01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:29,440
It's very unhip to see your hip, Harold.

915
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:34,880
And it's very unhip of you to tell me
that I am unhip.

916
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:40,960
All right, come on in, everybody. Come
in. Come in. It's open house. Come in.

917
01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:42,780
Ma.

918
01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:44,020
Hi.

919
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,020
Ma, ma. Where's the telephone?

920
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:47,620
Ma. Where's the telephone?

921
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:51,610
There used to be a phone over here. Did
you see a telephone? Hey, ma. Where?

922
01:21:52,130 --> 01:21:53,190
Ma, don't do that.

923
01:21:53,710 --> 01:21:54,710
That's it.

924
01:21:54,790 --> 01:21:57,790
Ma, what are you doing? What are you
doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?

925
01:21:57,830 --> 01:21:59,330
I'm calling the Veterans Administration.

926
01:21:59,650 --> 01:22:02,250
They'll know what to do about you. It
happened in Korea. Who am I kidding?

927
01:22:03,390 --> 01:22:07,170
Information, give me the VA. I'm calling
Section 8. Don't do it, Ma. Please

928
01:22:07,170 --> 01:22:10,210
don't. Don't do it, Ma. Please look at
this place. In my ganzer Leben, I never

929
01:22:10,210 --> 01:22:11,210
saw such a mess.

930
01:22:11,650 --> 01:22:12,670
It's a pigsty.

931
01:22:13,690 --> 01:22:16,790
I'll teach you to run around barefoot.

932
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:25,340
Friends, shame on you. Go on a diet. All
I eat is grass and acid.

933
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:26,960
It's grass and acid, huh?

934
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:35,200
Don't argue with me. Take these things.
I'm cleaning up here.

935
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:37,000
Cassie's got in here all day.

936
01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:41,980
Don't give me orders in my own home.
This is a stove, not a bed.

937
01:22:57,180 --> 01:23:01,860
I love you, Alice B. Toklas. Who is
Alice B. Toklas? Gertrude Stein's

938
01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:03,040
friend. Oh, yes.

939
01:23:03,380 --> 01:23:05,540
Gertrude Stein. She used to live in
Oakwood.

940
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,400
Hi, Mrs. Roderick.

941
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,380
Good morning, Senor Fine. We hate to
bother you in our house.

942
01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:12,860
Come in, ma'am. Come in.

943
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:58,560
Ruchim ha-boyim v'shem Ha-Shem

944
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:49,220
Blessed be you, Harold and Joyce, who
come in the name of the Lord.

945
01:27:49,780 --> 01:27:51,700
We bless you with the blessings of God.

946
01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:55,920
We pray that these blessings may rest
gently and lovingly upon you both.

947
01:27:56,640 --> 01:28:00,320
Praise be thou, O Lord, who has blessed
these children of Israel through the

948
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:04,100
covenant of holy wedlock and beneath
this chuppah canopy of marriage.

949
01:28:04,860 --> 01:28:08,720
As by the wedding ring you symbolize
your marriage bond... Excuse me.

950
01:28:09,380 --> 01:28:10,380
Excuse me.

951
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:12,800
Excuse me.

952
01:28:22,740 --> 01:28:23,740
I knew it.

953
01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:25,080
I knew it.

954
01:28:42,580 --> 01:28:44,020
Hey, where you going, man?

955
01:28:53,070 --> 01:28:54,070
I don't care.

956
01:28:54,610 --> 01:28:57,910
But there's got to be something
beautiful out there.

957
01:28:58,210 --> 01:28:59,210
There's got to be.

958
01:28:59,870 --> 01:29:01,450
Oh, I know it.

959
01:29:22,830 --> 01:29:24,850
I love you, Alice B. Toklas.

960
01:29:27,310 --> 01:29:29,530
I'm so just good to start.

961
01:29:29,770 --> 01:29:31,250
I love you, Alice B.

962
01:29:31,470 --> 01:29:32,470
Toklas.

963
01:29:34,010 --> 01:29:37,290
I'm going to change your name to my...