1
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Damn, I'm late!

2
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Mabel put a scarf on the cat.

3
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It's not a cat, it's my husband.

4
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But what does he do?

5
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- He brings ladies with big tits?
- The ladies?

6
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The last time,
he combed me with a fork.

7
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There were 3 ladies.

8
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- We had a pillow fight.
- With maple syrup.

9
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Push yourself, my darling.

10
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Obviously he's not coming.

11
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I'm going to stay at home.

12
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It was your obligatory evening of the year.

13
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You're right, I'm going.

14
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Push yourself, Mabel.

15
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Shit...

16
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li con carne.

17
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Did we eat chili con carne?

18
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We don't have any vegetables,

19
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but yay, there are peas.

20
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Come to the table,

21
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Come on!

22
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One, two...

23
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<i>What do I do when I get to three?</i>

24
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<i>Enter alarm code.</i>

25
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Shit, shit, shit.

26
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Don't turn it off! We can grill
marshmallows.

27
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The tension

28
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of our bodies,

29
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the scars of...

30
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<i>Call
Little Slut</i>

31
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Bridget Jones, always a pleasure.
Is the skirt okay?

32
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Daniel, hello. I check
that you haven't forgotten for this evening.

33
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This is upsetting, Jones.
I have absolutely not forgotten.

34
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A thousand apologies, it's my mother.

35
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She is in the hospital.

36
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Primordial...

37
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I will be there in less time
only to bring you to orgasm,

38
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small trail.

39
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Kisses, mom.

40
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Really sorry, Geminita.

41
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I have to run. Family emergency.

42
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But I love it.
We all love it, don’t we?

43
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Call me later.

44
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Arrival imminent, Jones.

45
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Don't wrinkle your giant panties.

46
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<i>We should boycott manufacturers
of zips for discrimination.</i>

47
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<i>It's simply impossible</i>

48
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<i>to get there alone.</i>

49
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for help.

50
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Thank you, my marmosets.

51
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Uncle Daniel!

52
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Mini-Darcy, how's it going?

53
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- And the ladies with the big ones...
- Hair?

54
00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,534
They couldn't come.
They shampoo themselves.

55
00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:03,744
All three?

56
00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,704
They shampoo each other.

57
00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,998
You had to stop the models.

58
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Geminita is not a model.
She is a poet and healer.

59
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And model.

60
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Mega evening for you.

61
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I can't go there.
The children need me.

62
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- Uncle Daniel!
- You !

63
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Prepare fork and syrup,
I'm going to give you a makeover.

64
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I found the cards.

65
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Excellent.

66
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We will work on bluffing and cheating.

67
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<i>Life has its white notes...</i>

68
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<i>and it also has its black notes.</i>

69
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You look very beautiful this evening, Mrs. Darcy.

70
00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:09,727
You're not bad either, Mr. Darcy.

71
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<i>Very black notes.</i>

72
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Owl. Between.

73
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What rotten weather,

74
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but for cricket,
The year has been phenomenal.

75
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<i>This is what happened.</i>

76
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<i>Mark Darcy, my husband,</i>

77
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<i>the father of Billy and Mabel,</i>

78
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<i>is dead,</i>

79
00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,348
<i>or rather was killed</i>

80
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<i>in Sudan,
during a humanitarian mission.</i>

81
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We're all up there.

82
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<i>And it’s been four years.</i>

83
00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,526
<i>Today, in fact.</i>

84
00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,696
Get ready, it's absolute shit!

85
00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:08,869
<i>And although there are around 600,000 words
in human language,</i>

86
00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:14,124
<i>no one knows how to find the right ones yet
when the one you love</i>

87
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<i>no more.</i>

88
00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,169
How are the children?

89
00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,339
Are they holding up without you?

90
00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,008
It's okay.

91
00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:26,512
I left them crystal meth
in the kitchen.

92
00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:29,848
<i>Maybe not.</i>

93
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We don't make a big deal out of it.

94
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Rather, we are celebrating the birth of Mark.

95
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So, Bridget. Still alone?

96
00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,608
It's been four years.

97
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You're still in good shape.

98
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No jules?

99
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It's not Bridget's fault.

100
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It's hard for a mother
to find yourself alone.

101
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Better to be a guy.

102
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Take Binko Carruthers.

103
00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,831
He's not an Apollo,
but as soon as Rosemary died,

104
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he was submerged.

105
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They were all

106
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of a certain age, note.

107
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Do you know you said that out loud?

108
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,593
“A certain age.”
You mean our age?

109
00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,889
<i>Shazzer presents a podcast
entitled “Fed up”</i>

110
00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:14,685
<i>where she dines with celebrities
and is indignant at everything.</i>

111
00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,562
This fucking sexist universe

112
00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,814
which continues to be ours, damn it!

113
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Pardon.

114
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I need to go to the bathroom.

115
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Jude. I'm with her there.

116
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<i>Tell him to come to the Golden Cock.</i>

117
00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,877
The evening is for Mark.

118
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It's not an evening,
it is a calamity.

119
00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,215
Do you think Mark would want
that you let yourself be insulted

120
00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,134
in the sexism Olympics?

121
00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:49,970
 �Mark!

122
00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:53,807
And Bridget. Looking forward to seeing her
other than in a bathrobe.

123
00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:58,395
<i>Tom, who still lives handsomely
of his only hit,</i>

124
00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:02,858
<i>resumed recently
in a mathematician dog video,</i>

125
00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,736
<i>became, against all expectations,
life coach.</i>

126
00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:08,405
Frankly,
I think it’s progress.

127
00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,073
This is your psychologist speaking.

128
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,367
You're not my therapist.

129
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,161
I should be.

130
00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:17,164
According to the classic schema, you have reached

131
00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,458
the fourth of the five stages of grief.

132
00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,960
Isn't that the seven steps?

133
00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,670
But no, Jude.

134
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,088
It's five steps, right?

135
00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,091
- I would have said four.
- There are seven.

136
00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:31,094
<i>Jude, now CEO, COO</i>

137
00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,848
<i>or CTO, or C something O,
calls regularly,</i>

138
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,559
<i>in tears,
from the executive toilets.</i>

139
00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,979
Just one more step to take.

140
00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,314
The fifth.

141
00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,107
It's acceptance.

142
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,484
Which means...

143
00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,027
you need to get laid.

144
00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,612
Shazzer is right!

145
00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,530
Yes. Frankly.

146
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,825
Look at you,
you're practically a virgin again!

147
00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:57,496
If you don't get laid soon,
your vagina will close up.

148
00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:58,914
It happens.

149
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:03,085
This is called lip fusion.

150
00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,378
Thumbtack !

151
00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,673
I should never have
get out of my kitchen!

152
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,008
I don't want anyone else.

153
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:13,887
And even so,
I am impractical, asexual.

154
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,473
No one will ever want me again.

155
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,557
Never.

156
00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,394
And I go to the toilet.

157
00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,773
Total crash. A disaster.

158
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,238
Damn! Were we robbed?

159
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,323
We weren't robbed.

160
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,950
We were great.

161
00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,868
Tell me. For Tonya,

162
00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:41,206
small stiletto heels or wedges?
She's going to Wimbledon.

163
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,958
Compensated, of course.

164
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,710
Maybe you're right.

165
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,296
Was it nice?
Gossip, skates?

166
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,049
No skates.
I hung up my skates.

167
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,634
Were they wise?

168
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,012
The little one is all you.

169
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,972
Bord�lic, romantic,

170
00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,016
irresistibly attracted to me.

171
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,976
Asked me
if I were his new dad.

172
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,853
It happens to him.

173
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,064
Refused to sleep
before I married his rabbit.

174
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,861
Which I did willingly.
This rabbit is not naughty at all.

175
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,529
And Billy?

176
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,323
Billy, it's Darcy.

177
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,450
Calm and placid.

178
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:21,997
But it turns out that we have
some common interests.

179
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:25,250
- Thumbtack ! As ?
- The models.

180
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,294
Everyone showed theirs.

181
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,047
Then we talked about death.

182
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,258
- Ah good ?
- I said being dead sucked.

183
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,761
I know it, I was for a while.

184
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:40,140
Then I gave him a hug
because he looked sad.

185
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,893
And that made me sad because...

186
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,603
How is your son?

187
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:46,772
Enzo is... how old?

188
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,106
Who knows.

189
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,941
15 years, I think. In short...

190
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,653
We reenergized ourselves
while preparing cocktails.

191
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,655
I made him do it
a Little Pig.

192
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:59,451
- We left some in the fridge for you.
- Great for breakfast.

193
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,620
Come on...

194
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:02,871
Geminita.

195
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,207
Don't move, I'm coming.

196
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,085
As quickly as possible.

197
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:12,422
Like the ugly old butterfly
towards the naughty young flame.

198
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,050
No. You hang up first.

199
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,053
Kisses.

200
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,181
Stronger.

201
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,517
I don't believe it!

202
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,314
Shut up, Jones. They are sleeping.

203
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,525
It took a while,

204
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,195
but I showed them a video
of Geminita reciting a poem

205
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,405
and they sank.

206
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,367
<i>A publishing playboy
found alive</i>

207
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,162
And now?

208
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,624
How we did
with our babysitters?

209
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:51,461
Normally, you give me 20€
and you try to jump me.

210
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,673
<i>Daniel, my dear Daniel!</i>

211
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,717
<i>At least,
some things don't change.</i>

212
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,220
It saddens me, nonetheless.

213
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:05,142
All alone with two children.
A nun, so to speak.

214
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:09,187
A very, very naughty nun.

215
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,777
Goodbye, Daniel.

216
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,531
Thanks for tonight.

217
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,955
Why is it still on?

218
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,625
I thought you were sleeping.

219
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,503
Do you miss dad sometimes?

220
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,298
I miss him all the time.

221
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,513
There’s my owl!

222
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,557
Come back to bed.

223
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,058
A story, mom?

224
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,150
The little princess

225
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,070
is as kind as she is pretty.

226
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,281
And the little prince

227
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:05,285
is as sweet as it is beautiful.

228
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,787
And wherever they go,

229
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,123
whatever they do,

230
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,793
mom and dad will always love them.

231
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,587
And Saliva.

232
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,551
She stinks!

233
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,728
Good night, darling.

234
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,104
Good night, mom.

235
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,445
Good night.

236
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,282
And all the thoughts...

237
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,622
And all the thoughts go away.

238
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:54,751
They no longer need
from Billy and Mabel tonight.

239
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,879
The Earth will spin without them.

240
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,799
The stars will shine without them.

241
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,803
Billy and Mabel need
just one thing:

242
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,056
rest and sleep.

243
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,809
Good night.

244
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:12,727
Good night.

245
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,234
Good night, Billy.

246
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,236
Sing the song, dad.

247
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,698
<i>I would do anything</i>

248
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,826
<i>For you, my friend</i>

249
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:34,124
<i>Because you are everything to me</i>

250
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,878
<i>Log in</i>

251
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,923
AllByMyself47.

252
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,259
<i>Incorrect password</i>

253
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,385
Mammoth droppings.

254
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,469
<i>MammothDung</i>

255
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,846
<i>Incorrect password</i>

256
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,724
Piss off, damn it.
Shitty bullshit from both of me.

257
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,851
<i>PissFuckBullshitOfMyTwo</i>

258
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,603
<i>Incorrect password</i>

259
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:59,941
<i>Everyone in the country
curls up laughing with his other half</i>

260
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,819
<i>while watching Netflix
and making love.</i>

261
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,071
No self-pity, darling.

262
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,699
<i>And there they are again.</i>

263
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,702
<i>All voices, all advice.</i>

264
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,955
You must feel sorry for yourself, Bridget.
Grieve.

265
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,167
G-E-U-I-L-L-E.

266
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,253
Only one L, not two.

267
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,007
No, it's two Ls, except for the masculine.

268
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,550
Yes, exactly!

269
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,887
You really are a N-�-N-E.

270
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,599
<i>The problem with advice,</i>

271
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,852
<i>it's just nobody
doesn't tell you the same thing.</i>

272
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,272
You have to think of the children first.

273
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,775
<i>Thank you, Magda.</i>

274
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,403
<i>Think of the children first.</i>

275
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,658
To hell with the children.
First put on your oxygen mask.

276
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,911
<i>Ah yes! The oxygen mask.</i>

277
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:53,995
<i>Dig.</i>

278
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,540
One thing is certain: forget about sex.

279
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,920
<i>No sex.</i>

280
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,255
Above all, don't deprive yourself of sex.

281
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,883
What if you came back to work?

282
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,843
<i>Thank you, Richard.</i>

283
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,388
<i>I will keep that in mind.</i>

284
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:27,028
<i>But, as my father said
just before dying,</i>

285
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,948
<i>the big question is...</i>

286
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,033
Will you survive?

287
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,162
I believe.

288
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,665
It has to be.

289
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,043
I try.

290
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,674
Surviving is not enough. You have to live.

291
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,510
Is it from the Dalai Lama?

292
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,805
From Harry Styles, I think.

293
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,767
- Is it a sausage?
- Where?

294
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,979
Bridget, you know what the doctor says
saturated fats.

295
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,190
Pam, can you take a picture of me?

296
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,025
with Bridget?

297
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,243
Don't do this with your chin.

298
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,078
I don't do anything with my chin.

299
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,668
Promise me to live.

300
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,630
Smile!

301
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,826
<i>Diary</i>

302
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,004
<i>Monday April 19
Mark is no more</i>

303
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,859
<i>Bridget Jones,</i>

304
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,986
<i>it's time to live.</i>

305
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,376
Your kit,

306
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,877
your lunch, your homework.

307
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,170
Your keys.

308
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,300
Your recorder is good.

309
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,969
Your pretty spaceship.

310
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,013
It's a cat.

311
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,267
Of course, darling.
What paint did you use?

312
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,145
Lipsticks with the "C" on them.

313
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,314
- What imagination!
- Your bag.

314
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,482
Goose poop.

315
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,942
Hello, Billy.

316
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,318
Good morning.

317
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,778
Hi, Mabel.

318
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:19,862
Hello, Bridget.

319
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,490
The usual crap.

320
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,159
Are you going to be my new daddy?

321
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:32,250
I agreed to have children,
not to be directed

322
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,793
by computer geeks.

323
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,086
You know what?

324
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,170
I got you,

325
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,256
I raised you and...

326
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,133
I changed my mind.

327
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,347
Don't touch where I'm signing you up
 � <i>Squid Game</i>.

328
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,141
Here, darling. Come.

329
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,935
Why do we never say hello to each other?

330
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,771
Important life lesson.

331
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,190
Never meet your heroes.

332
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,614
<i>from today,
will not start a fire,</i>

333
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:07,785
<i>will change my passwords
excluding the word "bastard"</i>

334
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:11,706
<i>and will not be afraid
school mothers.</i>

335
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,627
<i>In particular Perfecte Nicolette.</i>

336
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,882
<i>With her perfect twins.</i>

337
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,303
We do not park in front of the school!

338
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,055
- How are you?
- What ?

339
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,973
I thought you were in L.A.

340
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:30,808
That's it!

341
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:35,813
Mr. Walliker, Eros tells me
that he is not selected for the choir.

342
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,398
- Exact.
- For what ?

343
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,901
He can't sing.
Anything else, Ms. Soltani-Walkins?

344
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:44,113
If you don't know how to recognize
his talent is not his fault.

345
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,825
For the choir, as in nature,
everything depends on merit.

346
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,535
Natural selection.

347
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,164
If Eros is ready to work,
we will audition him again.

348
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,041
The bike!

349
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,125
Not here!

350
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,668
Who is it?

351
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,962
The new science teacher,
Mr. Walliker.

352
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,047
<i>My instant hero.</i>

353
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,133
- Incredibly rude.
- Awful.

354
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,343
Move around!

355
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,011
Right away !

356
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,099
You two!
It's not a trip to the park.

357
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:14,727
You see me unpacking
deck chairs and sandwiches?

358
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,230
Come in! Choir in 8 minutes.

359
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:18,648
Mr. Walliker.

360
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,651
We don't know each other.

361
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,111
Billy Darcy's mom.

362
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,655
He will soon suffer from tinnitus.

363
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,949
The whistle is an essential tool.

364
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,745
An essential tool.
What an apt description.

365
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:39,836
Eros and Atticus, if you are late,
You will regret it for life!

366
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,932
She has an appointment with the doctor.

367
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,267
I have worms!

368
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,812
Why is your grandma in her pajamas?

369
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,190
<i>Great success.</i>

370
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,862
G-O-N...

371
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,822
Well done, my darling.

372
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,448
Here.

373
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,702
One tablet per day each
and if that's not enough,

374
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,829
get rid of the cat.

375
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,455
Have you found anyone?

376
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,376
We wouldn't say,
but I have the situation in hand.

377
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:21,627
No, we wouldn't say so.

378
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:24,797
First of all, I'm a gynecologist, not a pediatrician.

379
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:28,467
I want to help out,
but you understood me.

380
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:32,013
Say “oxygen mask” again
and I hit you with this purse.

381
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:35,308
I'm not afraid of handbags.
Find something to do.

382
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,519
A reason to leave those pajamas.

383
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,188
Fashion isn't your thing.

384
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:41,355
Rude.

385
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,107
Pajamas are in vogue in Milan.

386
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:45,109
Despite appearances,

387
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,695
you are a talented woman.

388
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,781
And my advice,
as a professional...

389
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:53,075
Don't tell me
to get laid.

390
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,660
God in heaven, no!

391
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,207
Read a book,
clean out the kitchen drawers.

392
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,209
Leave the candy box alone.

393
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,211
You will be ready when you are ready.

394
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,129
My advice is this:

395
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:07,590
get back to work.

396
00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:09,467
What about your love life?

397
00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:11,761
Ardent.

398
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:15,932
Sy...pi...lis.

399
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,104
Syphilis, Mabel.

400
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,732
Very good.

401
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,819
<i>There are also excellent
vegetarian versions.</i>

402
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:33,199
<i>Floods, fires and famines.</i>

403
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:36,202
<i>While the world is on the brink
of the climate catastrophe,</i>

404
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,537
<i>sausages
are not the only ones to grill.</i>

405
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,957
<i>The Minister of the Environment,
Sarah Givens,</i>

406
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,042
<i>joins us after the break.</i>

407
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:50,132
<i>Please pick up!</i>

408
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:51,634
What's going on?

409
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,844
<i>I have the Minister of the Environment
in 45 seconds</i>

410
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,889
<i>and they gave me questions
on tea bags.</i>

411
00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,977
<i>How can we best recycle them?
Can you clean with it?</i>

412
00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:02,144
<i>I need you!</i>

413
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,898
Ask him why...

414
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:09,318
she sweetened the tax credit
on renewable energies?

415
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,403
<i>Great.</i>

416
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:13,155
She will confuse you
with economic constraints

417
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:17,034
and you corner her
with the superprofits on oil.

418
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,495
- <i>Well done.</i>
- It's going to bug.

419
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,582
And you destroy her
with its support for shale gas.

420
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:26,544
<i>You're great shale!</i>

421
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:31,632
But ask him,
for tea bags.

422
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:32,883
<i>Kiss, ciao.</i>

423
00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:35,886
<i>Fashionable women</i>

424
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:36,971
<i>Good evening.</i>

425
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:40,308
<i>We now have Sarah Givens,
Minister of the Environment.</i>

426
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:45,563
Sarah, budget, tax breaks,
shale gas.

427
00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:48,899
Justify. And no hassle!

428
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,614
You can pass me
Richard Finch's office?

429
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,742
My name is Bridget Jones.

430
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:01,162
Yes, I'm waiting. THANKS.

431
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,347
Billy, I want to watch <i>SpongeBob</i>.

432
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,141
Billy, turn it off.

433
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,060
You've had your screen time.

434
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,395
One, two...

435
00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:27,938
But it's Sunday.

436
00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,107
Can I watch <i>SpongeBob?</i>

437
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,360
“Could I” watch <i>SpongeBob</i>?

438
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,236
Yes ?

439
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,364
You have to say "I could",
not “I can”.

440
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,574
- Could I watch it?
- No.

441
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:40,201
But mom!

442
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:44,497
No more screens, both of you.

443
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,708
Screens shrink
attention span and...

444
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,421
Are you playing cricket with me?

445
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,007
Mom has to work.
Play with Mabel.

446
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,675
She doesn't want to hit the ball.

447
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,719
She feels sorry for “Baballe”.

448
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,389
Play cricket with Billy.

449
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,724
I couldn't!

450
00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:14,235
Is it too much to ask, to have peace

451
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:17,488
and to be calm
for five damn minutes?

452
00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:19,115
There's no more Internet!

453
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:20,908
I want to watch <i>SpongeBob</i>!

454
00:28:21,075 --> 00:28:23,577
Billy, it's my turn! Mom !

455
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:27,206
I don't want to be a mother!

456
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,336
It's my turn!

457
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,715
I just want to sit down

458
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,551
in cathedral silence

459
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,512
all alone for a while!

460
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,180
Your mouths!

461
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,365
Miranda.

462
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:02,825
How are you?

463
00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:04,326
What are you doing here?

464
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:08,372
I was reading the newspaper, at Soho House,

465
00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:12,126
and it was so calm...

466
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,087
I miss it, all of it.

467
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:19,300
The sour milk, the stuff,
the mess, the children,

468
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,634
life!

469
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,344
There's no shortage of that here.

470
00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:23,888
You don't have any champagne.

471
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,474
A good tip: always keep

472
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,811
a bottle of chilled champagne
in case of emergency.

473
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:33,814
Excellent advice.

474
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,024
Cards on the table,

475
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:38,444
I'm considering defrosting my eggs.

476
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,990
Apparently everyone
goes to Denmark to get sperm.

477
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:47,411
I want what you have. All that.

478
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:50,414
But Soho House,
Sunday newspapers,

479
00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,665
chilled champagne...

480
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:54,502
You are free, Bridget. You freed yourself

481
00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,045
of this tyranny.

482
00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:59,173
I use dating apps.

483
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,966
Can you be sexy?

484
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:06,055
I can still present quite well,
with a minimum of time.

485
00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:07,223
For this photo.

486
00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:09,683
I signed you up for Tinder.

487
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,644
- What ?
- It was nothing.

488
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:13,687
I checked you off as a widow.

489
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,982
It's more romantic and original.
We all agree:

490
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:18,859
you need it.

491
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,278
What is Tinder?

492
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:22,863
It's...

493
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,616
a magnificent day!

494
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,576
Who wants...

495
00:30:28,369 --> 00:30:29,370
to go to the park?

496
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:32,164
- No !
- <i>SpongeBob</i>!

497
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,124
No problem.

498
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:37,211
All right. You stay here.

499
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:40,256
And I take
these chocolate cookies.

500
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,927
Let's go, little fools!

501
00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:48,639
I can't wait! Children, the great outdoors,
chocolate pastilles.

502
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,058
I feel like Julie Andrews.

503
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,185
Someone matched me.

504
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,854
Mabel, come down.
You're breaking my back.

505
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,482
He's around the corner.

506
00:30:58,899 --> 00:30:59,900
In a van.

507
00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:03,487
He looks like Jason Statham.

508
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,574
Squinting his eyes.

509
00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:08,075
to all!

510
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:09,493
Goodbye, children!

511
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:18,419
<i>As everything calms down</i>

512
00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:20,671
<i>as soon as we are outside
under the blue sky

513
00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:24,216
<i>and the children change
as docile lemurs!</i>

514
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:28,304
<i>Will of course delete Tinder
immediately.</i>

515
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,640
<i>Just a quick look.</i>

516
00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:33,976
<i>Grieving widow seeks sexual awakening</i>

517
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,188
<i>Keith liked you!</i>

518
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,442
<i>Who are you, Keith?</i>

519
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,781
<i>The feeling of discovering a hidden world</i>

520
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,742
<i>like Narnia at the back of the cupboard,</i>

521
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,870
<i>but where the lion would fight the witch.</i>

522
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,414
Mabel is stuck in the tree!

523
00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:57,124
How did she climb?

524
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:58,917
I'm coming !

525
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,634
Everything is fine.

526
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,510
I can't go down either.

527
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:09,595
I'm here.

528
00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:13,891
Billy, is that you?

529
00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:15,476
Oh no! It's Mr. Walliker.

530
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,811
Is everything okay, Mrs. Darcy?

531
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:20,314
Yeah, great.

532
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,566
I climb a tree.

533
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,402
I see. Are you having fun?

534
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,613
Yes, a lot.

535
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,034
Don't need help?

536
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,620
As Einstein said:

537
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:37,623
"Everything that rises
ends up coming back down."

538
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,416
Newton.

539
00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:40,918
Newton.

540
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:42,961
We're going to die!

541
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,673
We're not going to die, we're having fun!

542
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,133
<i>It's sure, we're going to die!</i>

543
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,344
You have the situation in hand.

544
00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:53,222
Look, there’s a policeman!

545
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,685
<i>Oh damn!</i>

546
00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,437
<i>I found the man tree!</i>

547
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,690
- Are you stuck?
- Yes !

548
00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:04,191
No.

549
00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:07,444
- Do they need help?
- It seems not.

550
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,823
So, I will leave you.

551
00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:12,574
Bye !

552
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:17,830
Okay, I'm leaving.

553
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,998
Don't go!

554
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,334
<i>No, seriously, don't leave.</i>

555
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:23,460
Don't move.

556
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:24,670
I'm coming.

557
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,423
I'm coming.

558
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:31,927
Cuckoo.

559
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,430
Hold fast.

560
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:41,770
Hello, man.

561
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,856
- What's your name ?
-Mabel.

562
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,691
I can't jump down.

563
00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:49,862
Sit here. Settle down.

564
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,572
I'll come down and catch you.

565
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:54,825
Are you ready?

566
00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:56,785
Three, two, one.

567
00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:58,996
I caught you.

568
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,874
to you, big guy.

569
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:04,251
You're going to get there, man.

570
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:06,211
- The other foot.
- Well done, darling.

571
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,796
And I catch you.

572
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,548
to mom?

573
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,217
And there you go.

574
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,473
- Are you okay?
- Yes.

575
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,021
THANKS.

576
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,065
THANKS.

577
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:28,901
Please.

578
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,780
I'm Roxby.
But call me Roxster.

579
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:34,948
Bridget Jones.

580
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,658
But call her mom.

581
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:40,829
<i>Grieving widow seeks sexual awakening</i>

582
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,041
I think it's yours.

583
00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:47,503
THANKS.

584
00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:50,506
Still need me?

585
00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:52,049
<i>Damn, yes!</i>

586
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:57,596
Nice to meet you, Roxy.

587
00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,431
Roxster.

588
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:02,810
Me too,

589
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,770
Bridget Jones.

590
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,654
<i>Obsessed with the beautiful Adonis of the trees,</i>

591
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:15,906
<i>I'm re-entering the world of flirting</i>

592
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:18,408
<i>at the same time as active life.</i>

593
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,452
- Mrs. Darcy.
- Mr. Walliker.

594
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:23,372
Ready to draw, I see.

595
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:28,085
You were able
get out of this tree?

596
00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:30,504
Children's favorite game.

597
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:34,049
We are crazy about life in the great outdoors.

598
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,886
I will register you
See you on our next school trip.

599
00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,388
This is your department.

600
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:41,139
<i>Damn and damned.</i>

601
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,811
Do you have my slime?
I want to show it to Cosmata.

602
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,236
It's mine, give it!

603
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:59,700
It’s true that it’s hers.

604
00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:00,993
In this case...

605
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:08,917
You are well dressed.

606
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:10,669
It's curious.

607
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,046
I have an interview.

608
00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,215
I'm thinking of going back to my job.

609
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:16,592
Your job?

610
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,385
I'm signing you up for career day.

611
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,345
<i>Shit and double shit.</i>

612
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,556
Yes, absolutely.

613
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,145
Can you tidy this up a bit?

614
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:31,231
And the children?
Do you have a nanny?

615
00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:33,817
- Not yet.
- I have the ideal person.

616
00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:35,235
She is excellent.

617
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:38,322
Very pretty, but it doesn't matter
because you have no husband.

618
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:42,284
So it's not annoying
that she is pretty and perfect.

619
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,119
Good idea.

620
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:48,081
Francesca, wonderful.

621
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,042
It's nothing, I improvised.

622
00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:53,754
Your contribution?

623
00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:55,797
Didn't you forget?

624
00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,510
Certainly not.

625
00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:05,766
Let's see...

626
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:09,102
Hummus.

627
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,646
And...

628
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:18,070
Rice cakes.

629
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:22,074
So that’s it! The package is already opened.

630
00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,077
Adorable.

631
00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:29,164
Her name is Chloe,
she will be at your house at 6:30 p.m.

632
00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:32,751
Raef, India, come home!
Enough talk.

633
00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:36,755
Bridget Jones.

634
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:38,924
THANKS.

635
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,623
Four.

636
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,557
Three.

637
00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:35,772
<i>This is Bridget Jones,</i>

638
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:39,860
<i>about to surrender
to a real face-to-face interview.</i>

639
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,029
<i>Fashionable women</i>

640
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,780
-Brenda Jones.
- Actually, it's...

641
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:46,867
Bridget Jones, there you are!
Quick, follow me.

642
00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:48,201
Thanks, Lizzie.

643
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,664
Good to see you.
How are you doing ?

644
00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,083
You're hot, I say.

645
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,627
Thanks, Richard.

646
00:38:57,794 --> 00:39:01,965
But this type of vocabulary
is moved to work.

647
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:05,010
I mean feverish.
Are you in the middle...?

648
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,557
Bridget, this is Talitha.

649
00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,144
What do I do with this?

650
00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:17,147
It climbs, it stands on one leg,
Did he do the cartwheel?

651
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,648
A turtle doesn't know how to do anything.

652
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:21,276
He can't cancel,
Who does he think he is?

653
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,195
You arrogant little bastard.

654
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:26,156
Tell that selfish bastard
to go fuck himself.

655
00:39:26,907 --> 00:39:28,325
The Dalai Lama canceled.

656
00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:30,327
Lesson. Shit.

657
00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:34,039
- We have 1 hour before the live broadcast.
- It needs to be replaced.

658
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:36,708
I'm calling Fergie.
I do krav-maga with her.

659
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,210
The Duchess or Black Eyed Peas?

660
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,462
The Duchess.
She can be there in 45 minutes.

661
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:43,590
Talitha, Bridget Jones.
Our best producer.

662
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:46,593
You must be great too.

663
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:48,136
I'm a fan of yours.

664
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,221
Hold it for me.

665
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,515
I loved your work
in Chechnya.

666
00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:54,976
Now,
I present incontinent turtles.

667
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:57,938
Fergie!
So, do those glutes burn?

668
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:04,236
We free the stage now!

669
00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:06,404
SO ?

670
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,240
Do you want to come back?

671
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,783
Fergie comes.

672
00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:13,620
How to remove
turtle piss on silk?

673
00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:16,414
Blotter and mild detergent.

674
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,750
When can I start?

675
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,505
<i>I join the ranks
London workers</i>

676
00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:26,967
<i>and participates significantly
to society.</i>

677
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,762
<i>I can walk with my head held high
and be an example for Billy</i>

678
00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:31,847
<i>and Mabel</i>

679
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:37,102
<i>which, otherwise, would certainly end
as alcoholic wards of the nation.</i>

680
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:41,731
<i>It's great
May television take you back.</i>

681
00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,526
<i>Me, I was at home
when you were little.</i>

682
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:45,610
<i>Typical mom.</i>

683
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,737
I can't speak.
I have to tidy up

684
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:49,322
before the nanny arrives.

685
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,032
<i>A nanny, really?</i>

686
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,326
Mom doesn't love us anymore.

687
00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:57,330
<i>Since Mom and Una
live at Audsley House,</i>

688
00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:01,042
<i>the nursing home that we prefer to call a hotel,
nothing has changed.</i>

689
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:04,087
<i>No man on the horizon, Bridget?</i>

690
00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:05,672
<i>There has to be someone.</i>

691
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:07,591
<i>Some people have nothing against a widow.</i>

692
00:41:07,841 --> 00:41:08,967
<i>A�e!</i>

693
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,719
<i>Don’t be difficult.</i>

694
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,055
<i>We are in the hotel kitchen,</i>

695
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:16,308
<i>making sous vide salmon.</i>

696
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:20,770
<i>It's just a cooking bag,
but it's fashion.</i>

697
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:22,898
<i>Roxster!</i>

698
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:24,941
<i>The situation is evolving.</i>

699
00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:28,653
I have to go. Bye.

700
00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:31,156
Damn, it's her.

701
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,951
Hello, I'm Chloe.

702
00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:42,542
<i>What is this madness?
He looks like a movie star.</i>

703
00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:44,586
Chloe, this is Mabel.

704
00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:47,589
Look, I know how to play the flute
with my nose.

705
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:49,966
The children,

706
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,468
This is Chloe.

707
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,470
She will come and help us.

708
00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:56,473
Nicolette warned me,
but I've seen worse.

709
00:41:57,682 --> 00:42:00,518
And I present to you Billy,
scientific genius.

710
00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:05,899
Do not label children.
You haven't read <i>The Autonomous Child</i>?

711
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,527
He's on my list.
Don't tell me the ending.

712
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:15,116
Don't worry.
It's not the result that counts.

713
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,619
We always learn, whether we get A or C.

714
00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:20,956
Billy never had C in any...

715
00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:24,084
- Who did this?
- Mr. Walliker.

716
00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:28,129
I drew the Earth and the atmosphere
with heaven above.

717
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,842
Mr. Walliker said that heaven
was a religious concept and gave me C.

718
00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:37,514
Mr. Walliker
is a fascist obsessed with whistles

719
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,725
with the core of a non-stick wok.

720
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,103
Where did you hide the chocolate cookies?

721
00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,187
I have nothing...

722
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:48,483
hidden.

723
00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:53,029
I have plenty to do.

724
00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:03,999
<i>Eaten by guilt,
compared to excruciatingly perfect nanny</i>

725
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:09,045
<i>that children will end up liking it more
that mom sucks and has bad hair.</i>

726
00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:15,677
<i>A woman who climbs trees!</i>

727
00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:16,970
<i>I Googled you.</i>

728
00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:19,180
<i>TV producer
or Australian swimmer?</i>

729
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:25,145
<i>Which one do you prefer?</i>

730
00:43:34,571 --> 00:43:37,324
<i>The app is hell.
Can I have your number?</i>

731
00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:45,498
<i>Bridget Jones
Pruning and Maintenance of trunks 07898...</i>

732
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,918
<i>Text messages to Roxster
gradually became part of my life.</i>

733
00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:53,048
<i>A relationship that does not require
nor meetings,</i>

734
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,717
<i>neither preparations, nor sexual relations,</i>

735
00:43:55,884 --> 00:43:57,260
<i>nor daily reality.</i>

736
00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:01,056
<i>In other words, the ideal relationship.</i>

737
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,850
Is this the Adonis of trees?

738
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,353
Let me see.

739
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:10,273
You wrote to him:
“How do you like Tinder?”

740
00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,692
Harmless, neutral, a little boring.

741
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:16,529
He replied: “I don’t know. I signed up
just to find you."

742
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:19,532
Fuck him right now!

743
00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:22,786
Then he sent a smiley

744
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:26,748
and you answered
with a flag of Greece,

745
00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:30,335
an abacus and a duck.

746
00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:34,798
I panicked.

747
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:37,384
Who is it for?

748
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:40,595
Should I offer you a drink?

749
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,931
I am very flattered,

750
00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:45,350
but I have a boyfriend.

751
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:49,312
More or less a boyfriend,
I believe.

752
00:44:50,063 --> 00:44:52,524
Your suggestion is adorable, but...

753
00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:55,276
no, thank you.

754
00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:58,196
No, it's included in the meal plan.

755
00:44:58,405 --> 00:44:59,781
<i>Meal package: free drink</i>

756
00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:02,659
<i>Meeting Sunday...</i>

757
00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:04,160
You have to go.

758
00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:05,662
Frankly.

759
00:45:05,829 --> 00:45:09,082
We have been writing to each other for so long,
I can't meet him.

760
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:12,627
In the time of Jane Austen,
we wrote to each other for months,

761
00:45:12,794 --> 00:45:14,421
and suddenly we were getting married.

762
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:19,467
Send sexts to a guy,
It's not very Jane Austen.

763
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,428
You hit it
or I do it to myself.

764
00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:25,640
I can't. Impossible to be naked
with a man right now.

765
00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:28,017
You need to change your image.

766
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,519
Buy a slip dress.

767
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,187
A slip dress?

768
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:34,107
It shows the arms, the legs,
the neckline,

769
00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:35,400
what remains drinkable.

770
00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:39,737
And the environment, which we want to hide,
remains hidden.

771
00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:41,406
And Brazilian jersey.

772
00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:42,907
No way.

773
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,201
I like to stay a little covered there.

774
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:46,453
So, comb a little.

775
00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:48,705
But also... Brazilian jersey.

776
00:45:48,872 --> 00:45:50,498
Dust.

777
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:52,917
Okay, I'll go.

778
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,753
But I won't sleep with him.

779
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,507
<i>this is happening,
colored condoms?</i>

780
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,468
<i>Hypersensitive, is that good?</i>

781
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,386
<i>Large size, small size?</i>

782
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:07,348
<i>Maybe let's get an assortment.</i>

783
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:16,691
Standard.

784
00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,528
Exotic taste.

785
00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:23,990
Ultra thin.

786
00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,452
XXL.

787
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,121
Make me cum.

788
00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:33,875
Lubricated.

789
00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:36,753
Make me cum again.

790
00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:48,640
Have a nice weekend, Mrs. Darcy.

791
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:59,692
Hello, old branch.

792
00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:11,663
Thank you for looking after the children.

793
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,290
It's a pleasure.
I'm taking them to school tomorrow

794
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:18,378
so you can go home
as late as you want.

795
00:47:18,545 --> 00:47:21,297
- Catch up on 4 years of belting.
- We're just having a drink.

796
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,302
Too transparent?

797
00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:28,221
Absolutely.

798
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:31,975
And that?

799
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:39,023
<i>Reality is suddenly terrifying.</i>

800
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,901
<i>And Mark... And crazy... And flabby...
And oh my!</i>

801
00:47:41,985 --> 00:47:42,986
I can't.

802
00:47:43,945 --> 00:47:46,990
I can't. It's not possible.

803
00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:49,576
Yes, you just have to...

804
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:53,705
Tell yourself
that you expand your circle of friends.

805
00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:58,543
Come on, put on this dress,

806
00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:02,088
get out of here
and expand your fucking circle.

807
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,234
<i>Damn! Look at that.</i>

808
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:25,278
<i>Is he perfect or what?</i>

809
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,295
There's a great place
which has existed for a long time.

810
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,464
Do you know the neighborhood?

811
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:46,382
I knew him.

812
00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:52,180
Forest guard, it's a living.
My real passion is garbage.

813
00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:57,060
It's true ?

814
00:48:57,477 --> 00:49:00,146
The technical term is garbologist.

815
00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:01,773
I am a biochemist.

816
00:49:02,482 --> 00:49:04,025
I'm studying to become one.

817
00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:05,610
Are you a student?

818
00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:07,904
A late student, yes.

819
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,572
That is to say?

820
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:11,240
I am 28 years old.

821
00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:13,409
I'm kidding.

822
00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:14,869
I am 29 years old.

823
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:16,954
<i>Fuck!</i>

824
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:19,791
<i>He is closer in age
from me or from Billy?</i>

825
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,167
And you?

826
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:23,670
You have...

827
00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:25,755
A little bit more.

828
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:29,258
I would say around 35.

829
00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:31,928
Spot on.

830
00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:35,640
- Let's say 35.
- Go for 35.

831
00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:39,310
And 35, can that be okay?

832
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:41,104
For me, older women,

833
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:43,940
a little bit older,

834
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:46,567
have a wiser view.

835
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,778
They are more experienced,

836
00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:51,864
more emotionally mothers.

837
00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:54,033
<i>Me all spit.</i>

838
00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:57,078
I find it very attractive.

839
00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:23,938
<i>Damn, I don’t know at all anymore
how it works.</i>

840
00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:27,275
Is it okay if I kiss you?

841
00:50:31,154 --> 00:50:33,072
<i>The generation that asks.</i>

842
00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:35,825
I believe that would be acceptable.

843
00:51:26,918 --> 00:51:28,961
Give me a minute.

844
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,016
Oh damn!

845
00:51:43,559 --> 00:51:45,561
What the hell are you doing?

846
00:52:41,409 --> 00:52:42,410
How are you?

847
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:43,619
Yes.

848
00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,084
It's super tight.

849
00:53:06,893 --> 00:53:08,144
It's Mabel's.

850
00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:20,656
You're making me seriously hard.

851
00:53:21,157 --> 00:53:23,534
It's you who makes me hard.

852
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,745
What ?

853
00:54:04,325 --> 00:54:06,702
How did it happen?
I had a condom.

854
00:54:18,547 --> 00:54:21,968
I have coffee and requests
by Ricky Gervais for the show.

855
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:23,594
Seriously?

856
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:25,846
It's huge.

857
00:54:26,639 --> 00:54:28,557
A relaxation corner?

858
00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:30,851
Three full-length mirrors.

859
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:34,146
And he demands La Mer products.

860
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:35,481
You surprise me.

861
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:37,900
Three, please.

862
00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:39,902
Did you get laid yesterday?

863
00:54:40,069 --> 00:54:41,988
What ? No !

864
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,117
Sam, Ricky Gervais is on his way

865
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:49,036
and he only drinks Icelandic water

866
00:54:49,203 --> 00:54:51,747
and it must be very alkaline.

867
00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:53,499
Or not alkaline.

868
00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:58,129
Did you get laid yesterday?

869
00:54:58,504 --> 00:55:00,006
What ? No !

870
00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:05,720
A measuring tape! Quickly !

871
00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:07,638
The seat cannot be

872
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,557
more than 40 cm from the ground

873
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:11,142
for Ricky.

874
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,810
Did you get laid yesterday?

875
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:19,400
Yes, indeed.

876
00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:24,196
I spent all night
to fuck like a beast

877
00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:26,991
with a tree Adonis
garbage expert

878
00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:29,702
probably a little younger than me

879
00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:32,913
and it was magnificent!

880
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,540
All right ?

881
00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:36,459
So what?

882
00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:57,313
<i>In addition to being a mother
and sexual creature,</i>

883
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,067
<i>am also professional
at the top of his abilities.</i>

884
00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:02,443
<i>Whoa, Chloe!</i>

885
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:05,780
I made a macaroni gratin,
but with butternut.

886
00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:09,241
It's at the bottom of the oven.
Bring it back up in 20 minutes.

887
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:12,369
Good, perfect.
That's how I do it.

888
00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:18,918
If you could prepare their water bottle
the night before...

889
00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:20,836
In the fridge, top right.

890
00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:22,713
instead of expired milk.

891
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:24,006
Perfect.

892
00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:29,887
Billy needs a second snack
for tomorrow, he has...

893
00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:31,931
Cricket, yes. In a bag,

894
00:56:32,098 --> 00:56:33,349
near the bread box.

895
00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:34,809
Do we have a bread box?

896
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:37,353
I have to leave.
I had tea-chi with Graham.

897
00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:40,940
I like to arrive early
to get a good seat.

898
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:45,152
Of course.
Good ta-chi to you both.

899
00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:49,073
You didn't go out
cricket business. I will!

900
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,616
In the bag in front of the door.

901
00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:59,750
<i>Anyway,
the secret of peaceful parenting:</i>

902
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,128
<i>one night stands.</i>

903
00:57:03,587 --> 00:57:07,133
<i>Except it wasn't just "one night."</i>

904
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:09,969
I'm bringing a pie.

905
00:57:18,894 --> 00:57:20,187
Very funny.

906
00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:23,732
<i>And this is how a meeting
turned into a date,</i>

907
00:57:24,150 --> 00:57:26,318
<i>which turned into a kiss,</i>

908
00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,114
<i>which turned into night.</i>

909
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,375
<i>And the night transformed</i>

910
00:57:41,709 --> 00:57:43,210
<i>in summer.</i>

911
00:58:57,451 --> 00:58:58,494
Hello.

912
00:58:58,661 --> 00:59:00,120
Hello, Mr. Walliker.

913
00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:03,457
You passed
a good vacation?

914
00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:04,625
I have a new dad.

915
00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:07,461
His name is Roxster
and he does to mom

916
00:59:07,628 --> 00:59:09,755
a funny hairstyle in the morning.

917
00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:12,174
- It's not that funny.
- Yes.

918
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:15,928
And he's not a new dad,
just someone.

919
00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:19,390
File.

920
00:59:20,641 --> 00:59:22,393
Congratulations are in order.

921
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,355
YOU ! No.

922
00:59:26,522 --> 00:59:28,190
You too, get out!

923
00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:32,194
I sent you an email from Anguilla
about...

924
00:59:32,361 --> 00:59:35,239
Careers day, yes.
I'm ready.

925
00:59:35,322 --> 00:59:36,323
I must say

926
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:39,785
that it is an appreciable change,
everything... that.

927
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:41,996
THANKS.

928
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,835
Sit down, everyone.

929
00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:49,837
Please sit down, thank you.

930
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,756
Last quarter,
Daveed's father

931
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:56,427
was kind enough to talk to us
of his profession as a thoracic surgeon.

932
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,805
Next week,
Eugenie's mother will talk to us

933
00:59:59,972 --> 01:00:01,682
of her role as a nuclear physicist

934
01:00:01,849 --> 01:00:04,101
and what it did
to win the Nobel Prize.

935
01:00:04,810 --> 01:00:06,729
But today,
she's Billy's mother.

936
01:00:07,313 --> 01:00:09,106
So we applaud loudly

937
01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:10,691
Mrs. Darcy.

938
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:24,246
I am a television producer.

939
01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:26,248
My mother says that the TV

940
01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:28,208
rots society.

941
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,002
Thank you, Priscilla.

942
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:33,172
Can we have a volunteer?

943
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,091
Thank you, Esmeralda.

944
01:00:45,184 --> 01:00:46,477
You can...

945
01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,646
stand here, very good.

946
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:52,608
And you will say things like:

947
01:00:52,775 --> 01:00:54,777
"Airtime in ten seconds".

948
01:00:54,943 --> 01:00:59,031
And I will be the journalist,
today.

949
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,408
GOOD.

950
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:11,877
Maybe

951
01:01:12,503 --> 01:01:16,173
that Mr. Walliker could be
the person interviewed.

952
01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:18,425
Sit down.

953
01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:23,222
Now the subject...

954
01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:28,394
The life cycle of the fruit fly.

955
01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:35,109
Antenna in 10 seconds.

956
01:01:36,485 --> 01:01:38,404
Good morning. I am Bridget Jones,

957
01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:41,532
and I am delighted
to welcome Mr. Walliker

958
01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:44,410
to help us understand
the life cycle

959
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,120
fruit fly.

960
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,040
It's a pleasure to be on the show,

961
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,751
and thank you for this question.

962
01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,796
On average...

963
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,844
the fly becomes an adult in 2 weeks

964
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:04,805
and can live up to 40 or 50 days.

965
01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:08,392
Then, as with any living being,
when she dies,

966
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:10,602
everything stops, cellular necrosis.

967
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:14,648
She falls, decomposes
and integrates into the soil ecosystem.

968
01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:16,692
But does everything really stop?

969
01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:20,612
Exactly, Mr. Walliker.

970
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:23,574
The story is more complicated than that.

971
01:02:27,953 --> 01:02:28,954
Not really.

972
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,457
But yes!

973
01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:36,295
When the body of the fruit fly
stops working,

974
01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:39,798
the soul of the fruit fly

975
01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:43,010
frees himself, doesn't he?

976
01:02:43,177 --> 01:02:45,345
And this fly

977
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:49,016
will always, in a sense,
present with us.

978
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,771
The soul of the fruit fly?

979
01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:58,609
Nothing proves the existence of the soul,
but the body

980
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:01,445
is a perfect system
electrical impulses

981
01:03:01,612 --> 01:03:04,031
powered by the heart,
who is himself

982
01:03:04,198 --> 01:03:05,532
a pump...

983
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:09,328
The soul is the essence of every living being.

984
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:13,373
If we are just machines
which turn on and off,

985
01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:17,127
so where does art come from, the marvelous,

986
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:19,505
poetry, magic?

987
01:03:20,047 --> 01:03:21,673
The fruit fly, when it dies,

988
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,718
stay with his fly family
forever.

989
01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:26,553
Get back on topic!

990
01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:29,014
This is totally absurd.

991
01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:30,098
Our world

992
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:33,143
is governed by laws and facts.

993
01:03:33,227 --> 01:03:35,979
This is our universe,
and it is rational.

994
01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:37,064
Cut!

995
01:03:37,231 --> 01:03:40,609
I'm a realist, Mrs. Darcy.
I believe in what is real.

996
01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:41,818
Cut!

997
01:03:43,195 --> 01:03:45,364
I'm leaving for Talitha's birthday.

998
01:03:45,781 --> 01:03:49,076
It won't bother you
to stay here tonight? It's Thursday.

999
01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:50,994
You did ta�chi with Graham.

1000
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:52,621
It won't kill him.

1001
01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:55,624
He's so stuck.

1002
01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,211
You are lovely!

1003
01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,300
Try that.

1004
01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:15,602
Thanks, Chloe.

1005
01:04:17,813 --> 01:04:20,566
Billy, Mabel,
snack is on the table.

1006
01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:27,990
So, where is he? He's not coming?

1007
01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:30,492
It's okay, he must have been detained.

1008
01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:32,995
By a trash emergency?

1009
01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:35,414
He hadn't finished his homework.

1010
01:04:35,581 --> 01:04:37,165
It's almost time for her to sleep.

1011
01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:38,625
Shut up.

1012
01:04:39,126 --> 01:04:40,919
Stop your bullshit.

1013
01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:43,505
This guy exists or it's like...

1014
01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:46,341
the time you saw Brad Pitt at the cafe?

1015
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:48,969
It was him! I swear to you.

1016
01:04:49,136 --> 01:04:50,596
Happy birthday.

1017
01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:52,764
What do you have in your arms?

1018
01:04:52,931 --> 01:04:55,767
Petula, a gift to myself.

1019
01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:58,604
I already prefer her to humans.

1020
01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:03,942
Hold my baby, while I pretend

1021
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:07,029
the surprise in front of a cake
that I chose for myself!

1022
01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:09,781
My God, I don't believe it!

1023
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:28,884
I thank you from the bottom of my heart
for coming today

1024
01:05:29,051 --> 01:05:32,512
to help me celebrate... me!

1025
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,807
We love you, Talitha!

1026
01:05:41,063 --> 01:05:42,147
<i>Binko Carruthers.</i>

1027
01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,941
<i>Please don’t come here!</i>

1028
01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:47,944
There it is!

1029
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:49,946
The famous Bridget Jones.

1030
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:54,201
I told Cosmo I'd take you out.
Friday, what do you think?

1031
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,206
Jude, go ahead!

1032
01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:06,171
Petula, come back!

1033
01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,718
It's yours, I think.

1034
01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:25,751
Sorry. The buses were hell.

1035
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,419
Everything is fine.

1036
01:07:29,421 --> 01:07:30,714
I'm sorry.

1037
01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:33,175
She escaped me.

1038
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,719
Don't apologize.

1039
01:07:36,011 --> 01:07:37,512
My darling.

1040
01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:39,931
Let's take off these wet clothes.

1041
01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:41,516
Don't dress him up!

1042
01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:44,144
- You're cute.
- You are cute.

1043
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:56,364
That, my dear,

1044
01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,950
This is what I call changing the image.

1045
01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:02,621
I'm Roxster.

1046
01:08:24,059 --> 01:08:26,228
I hope it's a good size.

1047
01:08:49,835 --> 01:08:50,961
You, fuck off.

1048
01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:20,407
<i>If God exists, I am sure
that he had other worries that evening</i>

1049
01:09:20,574 --> 01:09:22,492
<i>only my personal happiness.</i>

1050
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:25,078
<i>However, I had the impression
that he had freed himself</i>

1051
01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:28,123
<i>everything else
to devote himself to me.</i>

1052
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:32,168
<i>But, then...</i>

1053
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:35,088
I would like a machine
go back in time!

1054
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,514
<i>A time machine...</i>

1055
01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:49,102
<i>In this moment of alcoholic joy,</i>

1056
01:09:49,269 --> 01:09:51,271
<i>he had betrayed himself.</i>

1057
01:09:56,985 --> 01:09:58,737
<i>It was important to him.</i>

1058
01:09:59,571 --> 01:10:02,365
<i>And with that, the worm was abruptly</i>

1059
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,159
<i>entered the fruit.</i>

1060
01:10:36,107 --> 01:10:39,611
<i>No news for a long time.
Is everything okay?</i>

1061
01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:45,116
<i>Ghoster: ending a relationship</i>

1062
01:10:45,283 --> 01:10:50,205
<i>by stopping abruptly
and without explanation any communication.</i>

1063
01:10:55,377 --> 01:10:58,838
<i>Slow onset
of reality and rejection.</i>

1064
01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:05,136
<i>Casual cruelty.</i>

1065
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:38,753
<i>No texting when you're ghosted.</i>

1066
01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:45,051
<i>No texting when you've been drinking.</i>

1067
01:12:13,246 --> 01:12:14,789
Ghost him too.

1068
01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:17,542
Let it disintegrate into nothingness.

1069
01:12:18,043 --> 01:12:20,086
It really is the jungle.

1070
01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:21,880
And I am the giant panda.

1071
01:12:22,047 --> 01:12:25,300
Sexually obsolete
and condemned to live alone.

1072
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,303
You will adapt and survive,
like all of us.

1073
01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:31,890
I was on the cover of <i>Vanity Fair</i>
in a bomber jacket.

1074
01:12:32,057 --> 01:12:35,143
Now I'm doing <i>My House</i>
with a pavlova.

1075
01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:36,227
Cathy.

1076
01:12:37,979 --> 01:12:39,522
Where is your miracle thing?

1077
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:43,318
HD TV hastened extinction

1078
01:12:43,485 --> 01:12:46,237
valiant historical presenters.

1079
01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:49,949
I'll let you in
in your new chapter.

1080
01:12:50,617 --> 01:12:51,993
Lip serum.

1081
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:54,287
- It comes from the Darknet.
- Is it legal?

1082
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,915
Absolutely, in Venezuela.

1083
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:59,125
Here, take it.

1084
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,630
Adapt

1085
01:13:04,005 --> 01:13:05,673
and survive.

1086
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:10,053
<i>Adapt and survive.</i>

1087
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,265
<i>Something is happening.</i>

1088
01:13:14,432 --> 01:13:16,017
<i>It’s either catastrophic,</i>

1089
01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,603
<i>is absolutely fantastic.</i>

1090
01:13:21,648 --> 01:13:22,774
Hello, my <i>puche</i>!

1091
01:13:22,941 --> 01:13:24,150
<i>Damn, my voice!</i>

1092
01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:26,486
Mabel put her shoes on backwards.

1093
01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:28,446
No, I put my legs upside down.

1094
01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:31,616
<i>Speech </i>andouille.

1095
01:13:33,243 --> 01:13:34,744
Your mouth is weird.

1096
01:13:36,955 --> 01:13:38,081
No way.

1097
01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:39,999
Yes, look.

1098
01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,376
Your lips are weird.

1099
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,462
Don't say stupid things.

1100
01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:47,340
We're going to put them right side up.

1101
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:54,013
I wouldn't do it again,
in your place.

1102
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,682
You were very good.

1103
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:01,354
You want to rejuvenate yourself,

1104
01:14:01,980 --> 01:14:04,440
but the effects make you think

1105
01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:07,610
To an elderly person after a stroke!

1106
01:14:08,987 --> 01:14:11,197
You're drooling!

1107
01:14:14,284 --> 01:14:15,618
Damn.

1108
01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,579
Although I am aware

1109
01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:21,541
to have a waiting room
full of real patients,

1110
01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:25,628
and besides the fact that I am a gynecologist
and that these lips

1111
01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:28,673
are, so to speak, on the wrong side,

1112
01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:32,010
I must nevertheless
ask yourself the question:

1113
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:34,888
Bridget, are you okay?

1114
01:14:35,054 --> 01:14:37,515
A simple yes will be enough for me.

1115
01:14:39,017 --> 01:14:40,185
No !

1116
01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:43,980
It's all your fault.

1117
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:46,524
I took off my pajamas

1118
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:48,735
and my life fell apart!

1119
01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:52,322
I had a hot guy for a boyfriend
Because of a labial fusion.

1120
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,489
He's like 12 years old,

1121
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:55,658
and he left me
Because of this,

1122
01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:57,035
and I went back to work,

1123
01:14:57,202 --> 01:14:58,494
following your advice,

1124
01:14:58,661 --> 01:15:02,624
I'm going to accompany a school trip
in the middle of the bush

1125
01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,209
with lots of kids, next Monday.

1126
01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:08,046
And it's going to be Mark's birthday,
and I am sure

1127
01:15:08,213 --> 01:15:11,090
that sooner or later,
they're going to take my children away

1128
01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:14,344
and we will give sole custody,
forever,

1129
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:17,555
to the horrible Chloe,
the psychopath and ideal nanny.

1130
01:15:20,767 --> 01:15:22,727
“Don’t be... party”?

1131
01:15:23,478 --> 01:15:25,563
Is it written: “Don’t be happy”?

1132
01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:28,691
Beast.
Sorry, I have a doctor's handwriting.

1133
01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:30,318
It's a "B" at first.

1134
01:15:30,944 --> 01:15:33,321
I let go a little afterwards

1135
01:15:33,488 --> 01:15:34,697
"pajamas",

1136
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:37,825
but a <i>toy boy</i>
is not the solution either.

1137
01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:40,119
You are a widow

1138
01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:42,747
with two wonderful children
who adore you.

1139
01:15:42,914 --> 01:15:46,167
You are trying to manage a situation
shitty. Face the chaos.

1140
01:15:47,835 --> 01:15:49,879
You are having an allergic reaction

1141
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:53,716
to hydroxymethoxyphenyl-
propylmethylmethoxybenzofuran

1142
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,386
what does the mixture contain
that you have displayed

1143
01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:57,679
on your mouth.

1144
01:15:58,179 --> 01:16:01,641
Here's an antihistamine.
The effect is immediate.

1145
01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:03,434
For your lips.

1146
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:08,564
There is still no cure
against stupidity.

1147
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,122
Yes, Bridget here.

1148
01:16:25,623 --> 01:16:27,208
Of course, right away!

1149
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:42,015
So, by all the saints,

1150
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:43,808
Bridget Jones.

1151
01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,523
It's nice to come, Jones.

1152
01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:53,359
If I had known,
I would have worn a mini nightie.

1153
01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:55,278
What's happening to you?

1154
01:16:56,029 --> 01:16:57,363
My heart.

1155
01:16:57,947 --> 01:17:01,617
Two huge surprises.
I have one. And he has a breath.

1156
01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:04,329
They listened to it and I don't know...

1157
01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:06,372
Are you doing well ?

1158
01:17:06,706 --> 01:17:08,249
I thought it was a heart attack.

1159
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:11,002
My whole life flashed before my eyes.

1160
01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:14,088
You had a good place there.
The best moments.

1161
01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:15,840
Rome, our weekend.

1162
01:17:16,716 --> 01:17:18,843
Sodomy at Sainsbury's.

1163
01:17:20,428 --> 01:17:21,429
But...

1164
01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:26,434
it was mostly me walking up and down King's Road
to pick up girls.

1165
01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:30,772
This is perhaps the opportunity

1166
01:17:31,356 --> 01:17:32,940
to make a new start.

1167
01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:34,734
A whole new Daniel.

1168
01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:40,490
I will stay here

1169
01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:43,368
until you accept.

1170
01:17:43,534 --> 01:17:44,786
It's nice,

1171
01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:47,955
but according to them,
I don't have much time.

1172
01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:49,624
- What ?
- No, damn it.

1173
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:52,001
Not that. Well, maybe.

1174
01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:55,380
No, they have to take me
do exams.

1175
01:17:59,384 --> 01:18:02,929
The question is: have I become
a bit tragic?

1176
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:05,098
They asked me to designate

1177
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:06,432
a close relative.

1178
01:18:07,225 --> 01:18:10,186
And the only one I thought of
who cares a little about me,

1179
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:11,896
it was you.

1180
01:18:13,981 --> 01:18:16,609
- That's very nice.
- But not voluntarily.

1181
01:18:16,776 --> 01:18:20,488
How I got to this point
without anyone?

1182
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:23,908
How I did
to find myself without family?

1183
01:18:24,659 --> 01:18:26,953
You are not without family.

1184
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:30,248
I haven't seen Enzo since he was 2 years old.

1185
01:18:30,665 --> 01:18:33,084
He is happy, raised by his mother

1186
01:18:33,251 --> 01:18:36,712
and an Italian aristocrat
who is wearing her shawl sweater.

1187
01:18:39,424 --> 01:18:41,092
You're lucky, Jones.

1188
01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:44,762
Your children, the way they look at you...

1189
01:18:47,932 --> 01:18:49,517
It raised awareness...

1190
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,729
stupid things we did.

1191
01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:57,191
Of the joy that it could have been.

1192
01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,698
Did you know

1193
01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:06,284
that it was in fact

1194
01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:08,744
rather well with Gisele, at the beginning.

1195
01:19:09,871 --> 01:19:11,831
I'll have to admit

1196
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,625
that maybe it was

1197
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:16,711
love,

1198
01:19:17,545 --> 01:19:18,713
with a capital A.

1199
01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:22,925
- Why does she want me so much?
- You fucked his sister.

1200
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:26,012
Once. She greatly overreacted.

1201
01:19:28,723 --> 01:19:30,600
I love you, Daniel.

1202
01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:33,561
Despite your incorrigible

1203
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:38,399
and very impressive trend
Totally fucked up.

1204
01:19:41,486 --> 01:19:43,988
There are lots of things I don't know.

1205
01:19:44,572 --> 01:19:45,948
A bunch of things.

1206
01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:50,870
But I know that my children
would give anything

1207
01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:54,207
for just one day with their father.

1208
01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:05,676
It's time for your constants,
Mr. Cleaver.

1209
01:20:07,094 --> 01:20:09,180
Once again,
you don't need

1210
01:20:09,347 --> 01:20:11,682
to take off your blouse.

1211
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:12,850
Sorry.

1212
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,981
And we dim the lights in the kitchen.

1213
01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:23,110
Why do I always indulge in food?
His chestnut ravioli,

1214
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:25,696
it's the worst thing
that I put in my mouth.

1215
01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,323
That, I doubt it.

1216
01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:28,699
Then, Miranda,

1217
01:20:28,866 --> 01:20:30,451
you cross to the plateau.

1218
01:20:30,618 --> 01:20:32,537
Now, in <i>Femmes en vogue</i>,

1219
01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:34,038
a surprise guest.

1220
01:20:35,706 --> 01:20:36,874
And light!

1221
01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:43,881
Wait !

1222
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:45,424
Linus,

1223
01:20:45,591 --> 01:20:48,553
we must train ourselves to follow it
with the projectors.

1224
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:50,846
Maybe you could

1225
01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:52,181
dance a little?

1226
01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:55,726
to you, Linus!

1227
01:21:01,315 --> 01:21:02,316
Hold it for me.

1228
01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:04,986
You have to go all out.

1229
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:06,487
Because she will...

1230
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:29,677
Did you see, Linus?

1231
01:21:29,844 --> 01:21:30,886
Hi, B.

1232
01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:33,723
<i>Oh, shit.</i>

1233
01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:37,143
I'm bringing a pie.

1234
01:21:39,687 --> 01:21:42,023
Sorry. They told me to come in.

1235
01:21:45,109 --> 01:21:46,527
You're missing, Roxster.

1236
01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:47,737
I know.

1237
01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:54,827
I panicked.

1238
01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:58,623
I got scared and ran away.

1239
01:21:59,707 --> 01:22:01,626
But I want that.

1240
01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:03,502
You.

1241
01:22:05,171 --> 01:22:07,423
I thought I wasn't ready,

1242
01:22:07,882 --> 01:22:09,091
but I am.

1243
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:10,426
I believed...

1244
01:22:11,761 --> 01:22:14,472
that I wanted someone my age,

1245
01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:15,890
but no.

1246
01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:22,021
I love you, Bridget.

1247
01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,318
I'm ready for anything.

1248
01:22:27,735 --> 01:22:29,528
For Billy and Mabel

1249
01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:34,200
and burnt lasagna and slime.

1250
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:36,494
And all that.

1251
01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:40,831
I promise you I'm ready.

1252
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:45,086
I'm not sure that counts.

1253
01:22:48,255 --> 01:22:50,299
How is that? I don't understand.

1254
01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:53,678
You are so adorable.

1255
01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,305
And you will be

1256
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:59,975
a wonderful partner and father.

1257
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:03,145
And you will discover
all kinds of garbage

1258
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:04,480
who will change the world.

1259
01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:06,315
It doesn't work like that.

1260
01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:08,442
But not with me.

1261
01:23:13,614 --> 01:23:16,242
I too would like
a time machine.

1262
01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:19,787
So you can catch up with me.

1263
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:25,000
Are you sure?

1264
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:28,462
Yes.

1265
01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:44,103
I'm keeping the pie.

1266
01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:51,444
Goodbye, Bridget.

1267
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:04,915
<i>The parents’ meeting.</i>

1268
01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:08,377
<i>Is there a worse evening
for a single parent?</i>

1269
01:24:09,503 --> 01:24:13,299
<i>They call for a “parents” meeting,
in the plural.</i>

1270
01:24:13,841 --> 01:24:16,552
<i>As if there were necessarily two of us.</i>

1271
01:24:18,304 --> 01:24:21,265
<i>Okay, let's get out there and let's go!</i>

1272
01:24:22,141 --> 01:24:23,184
Mrs. Darcy.

1273
01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:26,020
Good to see you.

1274
01:24:26,854 --> 01:24:28,939
Glad to be back in the studio.

1275
01:24:30,775 --> 01:24:32,526
The great fruit fly debate.

1276
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:39,033
Between us,
it was 50 times more interesting

1277
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:42,077
than the surgeon.
And don't tell me about the physicist.

1278
01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:45,539
They give the Nobel to anyone.

1279
01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:49,210
So...

1280
01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:50,628
Billy.

1281
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,589
He is excellent at cricket.

1282
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,592
A very good young scientist.

1283
01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:58,677
He has a well-shaped head.

1284
01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:01,597
He is methodical, his experiences

1285
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:05,267
are well designed, it's really...

1286
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,645
excellent in every way.

1287
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:10,397
- Great.
- Only,

1288
01:25:10,564 --> 01:25:12,149
Mrs. Darcy...

1289
01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:14,443
I am...

1290
01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:17,154
a little worried about him.

1291
01:25:17,321 --> 01:25:20,199
Worried, how?
What did he do?

1292
01:25:20,366 --> 01:25:21,992
He didn't do anything.

1293
01:25:22,993 --> 01:25:24,703
He's only a little...

1294
01:25:25,913 --> 01:25:27,164
withdrawn.

1295
01:25:27,832 --> 01:25:29,291
Why is he closed off?

1296
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,460
Is everything going well at your place?

1297
01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:34,380
Everything is fine.

1298
01:25:34,547 --> 01:25:36,257
Everything is going well with...

1299
01:25:38,509 --> 01:25:39,844
your hairdresser?

1300
01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:43,013
Him ? No, but yes.

1301
01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:44,932
Why is he closed off?

1302
01:25:45,099 --> 01:25:47,309
I don't want to alarm you.

1303
01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:49,186
Sorry.

1304
01:25:49,270 --> 01:25:50,271
Exactly !

1305
01:25:50,354 --> 01:25:51,355
Mr. Walliker,

1306
01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:53,357
we are a little early,

1307
01:25:53,524 --> 01:25:55,109
but these meetings are short

1308
01:25:55,276 --> 01:25:56,610
and I have a lot of questions.

1309
01:25:56,777 --> 01:25:57,987
Does that bother you, Bridget?

1310
01:25:58,487 --> 01:26:00,531
We have two boys.

1311
01:26:00,698 --> 01:26:02,408
Not at all, no.

1312
01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:08,205
I'll leave you, old man.

1313
01:26:32,062 --> 01:26:36,317
<i>Mark Darcy,
the famous lawyer of humanitarian law</i>

1314
01:26:36,483 --> 01:26:38,652
<i>was killed this morning in Darfur,</i>

1315
01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:40,863
<i>in Sudan. It happened...</i>

1316
01:26:41,030 --> 01:26:44,366
<i>The 55-year-old lawyer
was in the devastated region...</i>

1317
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:47,369
<i>International figure
of humanitarian law...</i>

1318
01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:52,249
<i>He had acquired his reputation
with the Aghani-Heaney affair,</i>

1319
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:53,500
<i>which he won.</i>

1320
01:26:54,001 --> 01:26:56,253
<i>He leaves behind him
his wife Bridget Jones</i>

1321
01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:59,173
<i>and their two children, Billy and Mabel.</i>

1322
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:02,009
<i>We will keep you informed
throughout the day.</i>

1323
01:27:15,648 --> 01:27:18,317
<i>Lawyer Mark Darcy
victim of an explosion in Sudan</i>

1324
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:01,026
<i>My beloved Mark,</i>

1325
01:28:02,736 --> 01:28:05,489
<i>it's your birthday on Sunday and...</i>

1326
01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:10,160
<i>I can't do it alone.</i>

1327
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,331
<i>I'm sorry for being such a lousy mother,</i>

1328
01:28:14,498 --> 01:28:18,210
<i>sorry for falling in love
of a little youngster.</i>

1329
01:28:18,377 --> 01:28:22,423
<i>Sorry for being late for school
and that Billy is shut up.</i>

1330
01:28:23,716 --> 01:28:25,801
<i>They grow up without you.</i>

1331
01:28:27,094 --> 01:28:28,595
<i>How Billy will learn</i>

1332
01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:31,265
<i>To be a man without his father?</i>

1333
01:28:32,182 --> 01:28:36,061
<i>How Mabel will lead her life
without ever having known you?</i>

1334
01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:42,317
<i>Forgive me for being upset
by something other than your absence.</i>

1335
01:28:43,152 --> 01:28:45,529
<i>Help me figure out how to get there</i>

1336
01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:50,075
<i>without having the impression of damaging
the most important period of my life.</i>

1337
01:28:52,286 --> 01:28:55,330
<i>The only period when you are still here.</i>

1338
01:29:09,887 --> 01:29:12,639
I have to indicate who is coming
at my Christmas concert.

1339
01:29:13,390 --> 01:29:15,517
I put two people, you and Mabel?

1340
01:29:15,684 --> 01:29:16,685
Make it three.

1341
01:29:17,144 --> 01:29:18,312
Mabel, me

1342
01:29:19,063 --> 01:29:20,272
and Chloe.

1343
01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:22,066
Okay, three.

1344
01:29:23,025 --> 01:29:25,069
- I finished.
- Me too.

1345
01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:36,538
Dad will love it.

1346
01:29:37,331 --> 01:29:38,582
It's perfect.

1347
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,251
Did you write to him too?

1348
01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:42,961
Yes.

1349
01:29:43,462 --> 01:29:44,755
Shall we send them to dad?

1350
01:29:44,922 --> 01:29:46,256
Of course!

1351
01:29:54,098 --> 01:29:57,267
<i>And Mark's birthday came,
like every year.</i>

1352
01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:03,440
<i>Like all celebrations,
Christmases and wedding anniversaries,</i>

1353
01:30:03,774 --> 01:30:06,693
<i>all the love and all the heartbreak.</i>

1354
01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:14,993
Ready?

1355
01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:17,412
three.

1356
01:30:18,622 --> 01:30:19,748
A...

1357
01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:21,834
two...

1358
01:30:29,508 --> 01:30:31,426
<i>What do I do when I get to...</i>

1359
01:30:31,510 --> 01:30:32,511
Three!

1360
01:31:17,556 --> 01:31:20,976
<i>I have with me
what I love most in the world.</i>

1361
01:31:21,435 --> 01:31:23,020
<i>Billy and Mabel.</i>

1362
01:31:23,729 --> 01:31:25,314
<i>The three of us.</i>

1363
01:31:36,783 --> 01:31:38,577
- Mr. Walliker.
- Mrs. Darcy.

1364
01:32:28,168 --> 01:32:30,128
- Have a good walk.
- THANKS.

1365
01:32:33,507 --> 01:32:34,716
Come closer.

1366
01:32:35,384 --> 01:32:36,510
So...

1367
01:32:38,679 --> 01:32:40,555
What this release is not...

1368
01:32:41,473 --> 01:32:42,516
it's a walk.

1369
01:32:43,517 --> 01:32:48,105
We launch as a team
in an orientation adventure.

1370
01:32:48,522 --> 01:32:50,148
Everyone has their own compass?

1371
01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:52,401
Does everyone have their own card?

1372
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:55,737
Do you know your group?
Otters!

1373
01:32:56,613 --> 01:32:59,157
You follow Mr. Collins
and Bikram's mother.

1374
01:32:59,992 --> 01:33:02,327
Billy's mother, Mrs. Darcy,

1375
01:33:02,494 --> 01:33:05,372
you get the short straw:
with me and the Ospreys.

1376
01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:08,333
Now, very important:

1377
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:10,460
remember to open your eyes

1378
01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:12,713
and look around you.

1379
01:33:13,839 --> 01:33:15,882
It's one of the most beautiful places

1380
01:33:16,550 --> 01:33:17,884
on earth.

1381
01:33:19,261 --> 01:33:20,554
Enjoy it.

1382
01:33:20,846 --> 01:33:22,055
Here we go.

1383
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,684
Are you sure you're ready to go?

1384
01:33:26,268 --> 01:33:29,021
Absolutely !
I was a Guide to the Queen.

1385
01:33:29,646 --> 01:33:31,940
I have my pioneer badge.

1386
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:35,360
I know how to rope, tie,
Splice and dock.

1387
01:33:35,694 --> 01:33:37,863
If you have a knot to tie,

1388
01:33:38,030 --> 01:33:39,614
I am the one you need.

1389
01:33:40,365 --> 01:33:42,242
Perfect. Bring up the rear.

1390
01:33:45,787 --> 01:33:47,622
I bring up the rear.

1391
01:33:50,834 --> 01:33:52,169
Come on, the last ones!

1392
01:33:55,088 --> 01:33:56,631
Is everyone there?

1393
01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:36,505
I'm coming !

1394
01:34:39,758 --> 01:34:41,176
Hurry up!

1395
01:34:49,309 --> 01:34:50,310
So cool.

1396
01:34:56,108 --> 01:34:57,442
Is there a wifi code?

1397
01:34:57,609 --> 01:34:58,693
Atticus, don't be a fool.

1398
01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:03,115
Take this spade
and spread it on the ground.

1399
01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:06,535
It's going to be okay, we're dry.

1400
01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:10,831
Mrs. Darcy,

1401
01:35:11,540 --> 01:35:14,876
take the wheelbarrow and collect wood
to make a fire.

1402
01:35:15,836 --> 01:35:18,046
We're going to try to dry off.

1403
01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:24,094
<i>Ding fucking dong!</i>

1404
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:25,887
Whenever you want.

1405
01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:37,858
We're here for a while.

1406
01:35:49,870 --> 01:35:52,038
It's disgusting.

1407
01:35:52,622 --> 01:35:54,040
Completely charred.

1408
01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:56,710
Like a crème brûlée.

1409
01:36:00,088 --> 01:36:02,257
Come on, let's go to Dodoland.

1410
01:36:05,427 --> 01:36:06,720
Sleep well, team.

1411
01:36:06,887 --> 01:36:08,180
You assured.

1412
01:36:09,890 --> 01:36:10,974
Good night.

1413
01:36:22,527 --> 01:36:24,029
Mission accomplished.

1414
01:36:24,196 --> 01:36:26,990
A barn full of sleeping children.

1415
01:36:27,616 --> 01:36:29,868
Say, I'm impressed

1416
01:36:30,035 --> 01:36:33,497
by your ingenuity, but who leaves
hiking with cargo

1417
01:36:33,580 --> 01:36:34,581
marshmallows?

1418
01:36:34,748 --> 01:36:38,084
Every parent knows
than the marshmallow

1419
01:36:38,502 --> 01:36:41,254
is an essential tool, Mr. Walliker.

1420
01:36:45,926 --> 01:36:47,302
Do you have children?

1421
01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:50,096
No, I haven't experienced that.

1422
01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:57,896
It's funny, we always say to ourselves
that it's going to happen, but...

1423
01:36:58,063 --> 01:37:02,150
One day, we prepare a check
on the periodic table

1424
01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:06,029
and we realize
that this is the 27th time we've done it

1425
01:37:06,196 --> 01:37:08,365
and we never had time

1426
01:37:08,532 --> 01:37:12,536
to think about founding
something like a family.

1427
01:37:16,790 --> 01:37:18,208
But it's good.

1428
01:37:19,084 --> 01:37:20,418
It's good.

1429
01:37:21,086 --> 01:37:22,754
Finally, it suits me.

1430
01:37:26,424 --> 01:37:27,926
I see that.

1431
01:37:30,971 --> 01:37:32,764
No, but look at this.

1432
01:37:36,017 --> 01:37:37,227
All that.

1433
01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:42,440
You asked me where the marvelous is,

1434
01:37:43,275 --> 01:37:44,943
magic.

1435
01:37:46,945 --> 01:37:48,446
That's a good question.

1436
01:37:50,448 --> 01:37:51,783
For me, it's here.

1437
01:37:53,201 --> 01:37:56,121
You don't believe in magic,
Mr Walliker!

1438
01:37:56,329 --> 01:37:57,330
No.

1439
01:37:58,957 --> 01:38:00,542
Let's just say I think about it.

1440
01:38:11,553 --> 01:38:12,554
Mom.

1441
01:38:12,846 --> 01:38:14,306
Atticus has the chips.

1442
01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:17,517
He says his mother sings Puccini to him
when he is afraid.

1443
01:38:18,977 --> 01:38:23,440
He'll have to settle for an old tube
from Take That, but I'm going to see that.

1444
01:38:25,358 --> 01:38:26,901
Mr. Walliker.

1445
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:29,529
- Can I stay a little?
- Of course.

1446
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:31,323
Sit down.

1447
01:38:46,212 --> 01:38:48,089
- You wanted to tell me...
- And if...

1448
01:38:49,132 --> 01:38:50,759
What if I forgot it?

1449
01:38:51,718 --> 01:38:53,303
I don't want to forget it.

1450
01:38:54,679 --> 01:38:56,181
But what if it happens?

1451
01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:04,230
I'll tell you this, Billy.

1452
01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:08,360
Your dad

1453
01:39:09,319 --> 01:39:10,862
is everywhere.

1454
01:39:12,739 --> 01:39:14,324
He is everywhere.

1455
01:39:14,866 --> 01:39:16,034
There, now.

1456
01:39:17,494 --> 01:39:18,828
at this moment.

1457
01:39:19,537 --> 01:39:21,706
And it's a scientific fact.

1458
01:39:22,874 --> 01:39:26,711
Energy is only transferred.

1459
01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:29,714
It is never destroyed.

1460
01:39:30,131 --> 01:39:31,508
And above all...

1461
01:39:32,175 --> 01:39:34,302
your father is in you.

1462
01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:37,305
And in Mabel.

1463
01:39:43,228 --> 01:39:45,271
Billy, tell me something,

1464
01:39:47,232 --> 01:39:48,274
one thing,

1465
01:39:49,651 --> 01:39:51,027
which you remember the most

1466
01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,947
About your dad.

1467
01:40:16,886 --> 01:40:18,763
<i>Hot chocolate served here!</i>

1468
01:40:20,682 --> 01:40:21,933
Can we?

1469
01:40:22,976 --> 01:40:24,853
- Could we?
- Yes !

1470
01:40:34,779 --> 01:40:35,947
Attention !

1471
01:40:38,032 --> 01:40:39,200
Quickly, quickly!

1472
01:40:39,576 --> 01:40:40,702
One, two!

1473
01:40:40,869 --> 01:40:42,704
- Give me your chocolate.
- No.

1474
01:40:43,872 --> 01:40:46,583
- Marshmallows!
- I'll carry you.

1475
01:40:48,126 --> 01:40:49,210
How are you?

1476
01:40:50,837 --> 01:40:54,382
Don't hang around, Mrs. Darcy!
It begins!

1477
01:40:54,549 --> 01:40:56,676
Yes, of course.

1478
01:41:10,315 --> 01:41:11,733
It's magnificent.

1479
01:41:12,317 --> 01:41:13,985
See you at Nobu at 7 p.m.

1480
01:41:14,152 --> 01:41:15,820
Damn it, Victor.

1481
01:41:16,362 --> 01:41:18,114
What an asshole!

1482
01:41:30,877 --> 01:41:33,421
Thank you, Eros and Atticus Soltani-Watkins.

1483
01:41:34,881 --> 01:41:37,175
So, that wasn't on the agenda,

1484
01:41:37,342 --> 01:41:39,803
but we still have one more song.

1485
01:41:41,262 --> 01:41:43,932
I know she means a lot
for our interpreter.

1486
01:41:45,767 --> 01:41:48,686
It's the very first time
which he sings solo.

1487
01:41:49,479 --> 01:41:51,606
I know he won't have to be ashamed.

1488
01:42:22,929 --> 01:42:27,225
<i>I would do anything</i>

1489
01:42:27,392 --> 01:42:30,854
<i>For you, my friend</i>

1490
01:42:32,105 --> 01:42:36,317
<i>For you are everything</i>

1491
01:42:37,193 --> 01:42:39,362
<i>For me</i>

1492
01:42:41,865 --> 01:42:46,828
<i>I would go anywhere</i>

1493
01:42:47,203 --> 01:42:49,998
<i>For a smile from you</i>

1494
01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:53,418
<i>Anywhere</i>

1495
01:42:53,585 --> 01:42:58,590
<i>To see your smile everywhere</i>

1496
01:43:01,301 --> 01:43:04,137
<i>Would you climb a mountain?</i>

1497
01:43:04,304 --> 01:43:05,513
<i>I would do anything!</i>

1498
01:43:05,847 --> 01:43:09,434
- <i>Would you wear a daffodil?</i>
- <i>I would do anything!</i>

1499
01:43:11,144 --> 01:43:14,606
- <i>Would you make me your heir?</i>
- <i>I would do anything!</i>

1500
01:43:15,231 --> 01:43:18,026
<i>Would you confront my Bill?</i>

1501
01:43:18,610 --> 01:43:20,236
<i>What? Rififi?</i>

1502
01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:24,157
<i>I would risk everything</i>

1503
01:43:24,324 --> 01:43:28,953
<i>For a kiss</i>

1504
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:33,875
<i>Yes, I would do anything!</i>

1505
01:43:34,042 --> 01:43:37,545
<i>Everything for you!</i>

1506
01:43:54,187 --> 01:43:55,396
Well done, Billy!

1507
01:44:36,145 --> 01:44:37,730
My darling.

1508
01:44:40,149 --> 01:44:43,111
Dad would be so proud of you!

1509
01:44:43,486 --> 01:44:44,696
I know.

1510
01:44:47,532 --> 01:44:49,325
- Well done.
- Were you surprised?

1511
01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:52,328
- Great.
- Head over there.

1512
01:44:55,498 --> 01:44:57,542
- Can I sleep at Bikram's house?
- Yes.

1513
01:44:57,709 --> 01:44:59,544
- You brought my...
- Yes.

1514
01:45:00,086 --> 01:45:01,129
Bikram, Nintendo!

1515
01:45:03,631 --> 01:45:04,757
Mr. Walliker.

1516
01:45:05,258 --> 01:45:08,428
Billy was... All that was...

1517
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:09,721
It was...

1518
01:45:09,887 --> 01:45:11,723
It was magical, Mrs. Darcy.

1519
01:45:11,889 --> 01:45:13,766
No, not magic.

1520
01:45:13,933 --> 01:45:16,227
What you did for Billy...

1521
01:45:17,228 --> 01:45:20,273
People talk about turning the page
as if it were

1522
01:45:20,440 --> 01:45:22,483
to say goodbye to something,

1523
01:45:22,650 --> 01:45:25,028
to say goodbye to someone you love.

1524
01:45:25,194 --> 01:45:29,532
But perhaps it is realizing
that we can live with the memory

1525
01:45:29,699 --> 01:45:30,950
of everything we lost

1526
01:45:31,117 --> 01:45:34,704
and that we can be happy,
even without.

1527
01:45:34,871 --> 01:45:37,373
And tonight, looking at my son,

1528
01:45:37,665 --> 01:45:41,127
I understood,
for the first time in four years,

1529
01:45:41,294 --> 01:45:43,421
that he was going to get through this.

1530
01:45:43,588 --> 01:45:45,381
And we're going to get through this.

1531
01:45:45,548 --> 01:45:49,052
And it's thanks to you,
There's nothing magical about it.

1532
01:45:49,802 --> 01:45:51,137
It was you.

1533
01:45:51,721 --> 01:45:54,974
So I'm going to move on
your trend

1534
01:45:55,141 --> 01:45:58,144
to be a little haughty,
some would say condescending,

1535
01:45:58,311 --> 01:46:00,521
fussy is a good word.

1536
01:46:00,688 --> 01:46:04,025
You don't hear it
probably not enough, but...

1537
01:46:07,028 --> 01:46:08,404
thank you.

1538
01:46:13,284 --> 01:46:15,953
We're going to have a drink at Spaniards.

1539
01:46:17,163 --> 01:46:19,165
If you want to come,

1540
01:46:20,416 --> 01:46:23,211
we will be there because...

1541
01:46:24,170 --> 01:46:26,255
that's where we'll be.

1542
01:46:31,677 --> 01:46:33,012
An absolute triumph.

1543
01:46:33,179 --> 01:46:35,807
One of the most beautiful
Christmas shows.

1544
01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:40,061
Billy! SO ?

1545
01:46:40,228 --> 01:46:41,479
I sang solo!

1546
01:46:41,646 --> 01:46:42,772
Congratulations!

1547
01:46:42,939 --> 01:46:44,357
Come over here.

1548
01:46:45,691 --> 01:46:46,692
He was great.

1549
01:46:48,820 --> 01:46:49,904
Chloe filmed.

1550
01:46:50,071 --> 01:46:51,072
Chips!

1551
01:46:57,495 --> 01:47:00,706
Four large glasses of white wine,
please.

1552
01:47:00,873 --> 01:47:03,584
Wine!
Homemade white wine, it will work.

1553
01:47:06,420 --> 01:47:09,298
- What are you doing down there?
- Nothing.

1554
01:47:09,924 --> 01:47:11,509
Congratulations.

1555
01:47:11,676 --> 01:47:13,469
- �Billy.
- He was absolutely...

1556
01:47:13,636 --> 01:47:15,763
absolutely wonderful.

1557
01:47:16,389 --> 01:47:19,475
I saw in his eyes
that it was a triumph.

1558
01:47:20,226 --> 01:47:23,354
Sincerely.
When we have tasted success...

1559
01:47:25,356 --> 01:47:26,732
You only had one hit.

1560
01:47:27,275 --> 01:47:30,653
You know, as my mother says,
if you have nothing nice to say,

1561
01:47:30,820 --> 01:47:31,904
shut your mouth.

1562
01:47:32,071 --> 01:47:33,531
Your mother is right. Shut up.

1563
01:47:33,698 --> 01:47:35,575
We must never shut our mouths.

1564
01:47:35,741 --> 01:47:37,076
Let's stop telling others that.

1565
01:47:38,035 --> 01:47:39,078
We could.

1566
01:47:47,170 --> 01:47:48,337
Mom !

1567
01:47:48,504 --> 01:47:49,589
This way.

1568
01:47:59,140 --> 01:48:00,266
Don't you want to come in?

1569
01:48:00,433 --> 01:48:01,893
I almost, but...

1570
01:48:02,727 --> 01:48:05,813
I wanted to tell you something,
but now is not the time.

1571
01:48:05,980 --> 01:48:07,565
You are with people.

1572
01:48:07,982 --> 01:48:10,067
I am more talented
with people 1.20 m tall.

1573
01:48:10,902 --> 01:48:14,280
1.25 m is my comfort zone,
To tell the truth.

1574
01:48:15,823 --> 01:48:17,325
Where are you going?

1575
01:48:22,455 --> 01:48:25,082
I wanted to discuss Newton.

1576
01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:26,834
Newton?

1577
01:48:27,335 --> 01:48:29,962
We have already discussed
its second law, gravity,

1578
01:48:30,129 --> 01:48:32,465
in the tree,
where you were "not stuck".

1579
01:48:33,049 --> 01:48:36,177
But the one that has always fascinated me,
it's not the second law.

1580
01:48:36,344 --> 01:48:39,555
A fool can guess
that the apple will fall to the ground.

1581
01:48:39,722 --> 01:48:42,892
She's not going to fall in the air.
This law is very overrated.

1582
01:48:43,059 --> 01:48:44,769
The one that interests me,

1583
01:48:44,936 --> 01:48:47,813
this is his third law,
you know her.

1584
01:48:49,357 --> 01:48:51,859
Of course, but keep going.

1585
01:48:52,026 --> 01:48:55,613
The action is always
Equal and opposite to reaction.

1586
01:48:55,780 --> 01:48:58,199
It is a fundamental law of the universe,

1587
01:48:58,366 --> 01:49:00,159
an unavoidable fact

1588
01:49:00,326 --> 01:49:02,411
and I came to tell you that you are...

1589
01:49:03,621 --> 01:49:06,457
this strength, Mrs. Darcy.

1590
01:49:07,792 --> 01:49:09,001
In my opinion.

1591
01:49:10,836 --> 01:49:13,756
equal and opposite.

1592
01:49:14,632 --> 01:49:17,385
And as Newton predicted,

1593
01:49:17,802 --> 01:49:19,428
it's irresistible.

1594
01:49:21,305 --> 01:49:22,723
I see it.

1595
01:49:24,517 --> 01:49:27,019
There, now I feel it

1596
01:49:27,186 --> 01:49:31,440
and it's also real for me
that the things I loved as a child,

1597
01:49:31,607 --> 01:49:32,692
by discovering the world.

1598
01:49:32,858 --> 01:49:35,361
It's not so much the order

1599
01:49:35,528 --> 01:49:38,197
including us scientists
let's fall in love.

1600
01:49:38,364 --> 01:49:40,992
It is beauty in all things.

1601
01:49:43,327 --> 01:49:44,537
Beauty,

1602
01:49:45,204 --> 01:49:47,081
to be precise,

1603
01:49:50,418 --> 01:49:51,627
in you.

1604
01:50:00,553 --> 01:50:02,930
Excuse me.
I don't know what came over me.

1605
01:50:03,097 --> 01:50:04,890
That's why I left.

1606
01:50:05,057 --> 01:50:07,393
I am completely
next to the plate...

1607
01:50:07,560 --> 01:50:10,396
In any case,
there will be no discomfort.

1608
01:50:10,563 --> 01:50:13,149
- With Billy, at school...
- Shut up.

1609
01:50:13,316 --> 01:50:15,484
Let's pretend nothing happened.

1610
01:50:31,542 --> 01:50:33,669
It was either that or the whistle.

1611
01:50:34,420 --> 01:50:37,006
And I don't have a whistle, Mr. Walliker.

1612
01:50:39,300 --> 01:50:41,302
Call me Scott, dammit.

1613
01:50:42,970 --> 01:50:44,638
Yes, Mr. Walliker.

1614
01:51:03,532 --> 01:51:05,284
Shake, shake...

1615
01:51:05,451 --> 01:51:07,078
There you go. Now pour.

1616
01:51:07,912 --> 01:51:08,954
Very good.

1617
01:51:09,705 --> 01:51:11,165
Insert a cherry.

1618
01:51:11,832 --> 01:51:12,958
There you are, my friends,

1619
01:51:13,125 --> 01:51:15,961
how to prepare a Little Cochonne.

1620
01:51:17,254 --> 01:51:18,964
I would even say more
a Big Slut.

1621
01:51:19,590 --> 01:51:21,967
Spin.
Now, in the same genre,

1622
01:51:22,134 --> 01:51:23,469
but very different,

1623
01:51:24,261 --> 01:51:25,388
Naughty Mom.

1624
01:51:25,888 --> 01:51:27,390
A tear of vodka...

1625
01:51:30,226 --> 01:51:31,435
It's up to you.

1626
01:51:37,024 --> 01:51:38,025
Who do I think it is?

1627
01:51:38,943 --> 01:51:40,528
It seems. What do you think?

1628
01:51:40,694 --> 01:51:42,905
Your eyes are sad, <i>angelo mio</i>.

1629
01:51:43,447 --> 01:51:45,408
For what ? They make me sad.

1630
01:51:45,950 --> 01:51:47,159
I want to see that smile.

1631
01:51:47,326 --> 01:51:48,661
Stop.

1632
01:51:49,662 --> 01:51:50,788
He's 16!

1633
01:51:51,080 --> 01:51:52,081
Not early.

1634
01:51:52,248 --> 01:51:53,874
Where are you originally from?

1635
01:51:54,041 --> 01:51:55,126
Bologna.

1636
01:51:56,335 --> 01:51:57,336
Say it again.

1637
01:51:58,921 --> 01:52:00,589
We go up to see a movie. Are you coming?

1638
01:52:00,673 --> 01:52:01,674
He stays here.

1639
01:52:03,509 --> 01:52:04,510
Boys!

1640
01:52:06,554 --> 01:52:08,764
- I think you're proud.
- Relieved.

1641
01:52:09,932 --> 01:52:11,725
Family, like you said.

1642
01:52:16,105 --> 01:52:17,398
Excuse me.

1643
01:52:20,025 --> 01:52:21,861
I present to you our hostess

1644
01:52:22,027 --> 01:52:25,030
and one of the great loves
of your father: Bridget Jones.

1645
01:52:29,118 --> 01:52:30,411
Nice to meet you.

1646
01:52:33,998 --> 01:52:35,833
He says it's an honor.

1647
01:52:42,006 --> 01:52:43,674
And he says these are...

1648
01:52:43,841 --> 01:52:45,926
funny little boots.

1649
01:52:49,930 --> 01:52:51,891
You have incredible posture.

1650
01:52:52,558 --> 01:52:53,601
Are you Danish?

1651
01:52:54,393 --> 01:52:56,395
I can be whatever you want.

1652
01:52:56,562 --> 01:53:00,065
Yes, it suits you very well,
but you could change your image.

1653
01:53:00,232 --> 01:53:02,067
Never thought of a pixie cut?

1654
01:53:03,569 --> 01:53:06,197
You have the ideal face.
It changed my life.

1655
01:53:06,947 --> 01:53:09,366
Anything, Pam.
You are perfect.

1656
01:53:09,533 --> 01:53:11,243
Is she a Little Pig?

1657
01:53:12,077 --> 01:53:13,496
Very soft.

1658
01:53:14,246 --> 01:53:16,582
Yes, thank you very much.

1659
01:53:17,917 --> 01:53:19,418
Doctor's prescription.

1660
01:53:19,585 --> 01:53:20,669
Take a mirliton.

1661
01:53:20,836 --> 01:53:22,421
Pass me one.

1662
01:53:28,385 --> 01:53:31,472
Fortunately you were there,
over the last twenty years.

1663
01:53:31,639 --> 01:53:33,098
Twenty ?

1664
01:53:33,265 --> 01:53:35,309
- More like thirty?
- I'm afraid.

1665
01:53:36,018 --> 01:53:38,354
We had a good laugh, didn't we?

1666
01:53:41,774 --> 01:53:43,275
That's for sure.

1667
01:53:44,902 --> 01:53:46,028
Ten,

1668
01:53:46,195 --> 01:53:48,239
nine, eight,

1669
01:53:48,405 --> 01:53:50,282
seven, six,

1670
01:53:50,824 --> 01:53:53,035
five, four,

1671
01:53:53,452 --> 01:53:55,538
three, two,

1672
01:53:55,704 --> 01:53:56,789
one!

1673
01:53:57,498 --> 01:53:59,458
Happy New Year!

1674
01:54:08,050 --> 01:54:09,343
Happy New Year.

1675
01:56:16,220 --> 01:56:17,971
I forgot to look.

1676
01:56:22,893 --> 01:56:24,019
Come see!

1677
01:56:51,588 --> 01:56:52,715
Good night.

1678
01:57:13,485 --> 01:57:15,237
Zip of my two!

1679
01:57:20,325 --> 01:57:23,370
Down with tyranny
dress makers!

1680
01:57:28,625 --> 01:57:29,752
I will do it.

1681
01:57:39,928 --> 01:57:41,180
Happy New Year.

1682
02:04:36,928 --> 02:04:37,929
Subtitles: Pascale Joseph

1683
02:04:38,013 --> 02:04:39,014
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