1 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,480 Elvin, have you seen my other shoe? 2 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:13,560 And I had a yellow pad with notes on it. Oh, well, running a little late on a 3 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,380 Monday again? Well, how very unlike you. 4 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,360 Oh, God. 5 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:19,440 I hate carpool days when Corky drives. 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:24,860 Elton, don't just stand there. Help me. It's a black suede pump and a legal 7 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:25,860 -sized pad. 8 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:29,220 And where are my house keys? You've done something with them, haven't you? 9 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,620 You know, I don't have to keep coming here. 10 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:34,920 I'm a rich man now. I could be at the movies. 11 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:38,420 That's what rich people do, you know. They go to the movies in the daytime. 12 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:39,880 I know, 13 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,420 because when I was unemployed, I would go to the movies in the daytime and see 14 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,420 the rich people. 15 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:48,300 Here's my other shoe. 16 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:54,040 Rich people and dead people, side by side, watching the same big -budget 17 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,920 bomb with no engaging characters, no engaging story. 18 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:02,960 I sell a painting for over a million bucks, and the quality of my life has 19 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:03,960 changed at all. 20 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:05,500 Here's my pad. 21 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:09,300 Eldon, can you get that? I want to go in the kitchen and see if there's anything 22 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,119 to eat. 23 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,600 Well, why would there be anything to eat? 24 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:13,630 There's never anything to eat in this place. 25 00:01:14,010 --> 00:01:16,990 Aren't rich guys supposed to walk around going, Ooh, I'm stuffed. 26 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:19,890 I'm never answering doors for people. 27 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:21,950 Something's definitely wrong here. 28 00:01:23,530 --> 00:01:25,350 I've been honking out there for ten minutes. 29 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:26,830 She's trying to make breakfast again. 30 00:01:27,210 --> 00:01:29,690 And even a hello. 31 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:32,110 I'll be at the armory seeing the boat show. 32 00:01:32,770 --> 00:01:33,770 I don't know why. 33 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:37,850 Corky, hi. 34 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,180 How would you like a nice cheese and mushroom omelet, just a little runny in 35 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:44,640 middle so all the flavors come together, and then some nice hot buttered wheat 36 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,640 toast on the side? 37 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,860 Gee, that sounds really good. 38 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,220 Maybe just a pork bowl. Great. You go in there and cook it, and I'll just run 39 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:52,460 upstairs and collect my notes. 40 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:53,800 Murphy! 41 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,220 Because of you, everyone we're picking up is going to be standing out in the 42 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,400 snow, waiting and freezing. 43 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,040 I wanted to be on time today. 44 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,680 I bought a new car, and this is my first day driving it. You got a new car? 45 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,800 Corky, this calls for a celebration. 46 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,460 I know. 47 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:10,490 Let's make omelets. No omelets. We have to go now. 48 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:12,550 I left Frank in the car alone. 49 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:16,770 He's really depressed. I think he has a donut on him. He says he doesn't, but I 50 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:17,689 can smell it. 51 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:20,890 I just know he's going to get powdered sugar all over my new upholstery. What's 52 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:21,890 he depressed about now? 53 00:02:22,090 --> 00:02:24,810 I don't know. But he has his saxophone, so it must be pretty bad. 54 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:26,470 Now let's go. 55 00:02:27,950 --> 00:02:28,950 Okay, okay. 56 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:30,570 My keys. 57 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,280 Before you get in, make sure you scrape the mud and ice on your feet so you 58 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,420 don't get the floor mats dirty. 59 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:51,260 Murphy, these are brand new Herculon 4 quality weave floor mats. And they work 60 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:54,440 great. You know, the whole point of a floor mat is to catch the crud so that 61 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,780 when you put your feet up on the dashboard, you don't get it dirty. 62 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:58,900 Thank you, Frank. 63 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,320 Lovely riding in the same car with you today. 64 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,620 Shut up. 65 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,040 You got your saxophone, Frank. 66 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,280 Let me guess. You just broke up with, what's her name? Darla? 67 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,280 Marla? Carla? Susan. 68 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,480 Well, that was our sixth incentive date. 69 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,720 Ooh, a breakthrough. 70 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,320 I decided to take her out to celebrate. 71 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:23,800 I sat down at the table and I looked across the candle better and I thought 72 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,720 myself, this woman is perfect. 73 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,720 Then it started happening. 74 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:29,820 That wave of nausea. 75 00:03:30,549 --> 00:03:32,450 Well, to myself, nobody's perfect. 76 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:35,810 What am I going to find out about her? That she has to spend an hour in the 77 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:40,150 bathroom before she can go out in public? She lets the dog watch during 78 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:43,090 Let's see what's on radio. 79 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:44,269 Good idea. 80 00:03:44,270 --> 00:03:47,930 By the time the ballad chorus came, I was breaking up with it. Do you want to 81 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:49,110 hear the sinking part? 82 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,310 I think it was premeditated. 83 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:55,970 Before we went to dinner, I put on my suede jacket, but then I took it off and 84 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:56,970 went with the wool. 85 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:02,500 Some disgusting part of me knew that mascara and tear stains might not come 86 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,500 of a suede jacket. 87 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,020 Am I supposed to be quirky? 88 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,240 What do they call it? 89 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,900 Fabric. Who didn't feel right about the leather package now that he's a 90 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,080 vegetarian? Are you going to talk about your marriage for the whole trip? 91 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:16,760 Because if you are, I'm going to get out and take a bus. 92 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:20,300 Love. Love. 93 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,680 Love will keep us together. 94 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,100 That's enough of that. 95 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:35,120 And now it's time for today's trivia question. 96 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,740 A real shocker. 97 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:42,240 Which of the five senses are you most likely to lose if you're hit by 98 00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:45,240 We'll open the phones at the top of the hour to take your call. 99 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,720 I say you lose your hearing. I say touch. 100 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:53,740 Ever gotten an electrical shock? It takes a while to get the feeling back. 101 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,999 What do you think, Frank? 102 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 What difference does it make? 103 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:01,320 I guess it could if you took the lightning bolt in the ear, Corky. 104 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:05,220 When I was growing up, my Aunt Madeline lived on a farm and had this retriever 105 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:06,199 named Goldie. 106 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,380 One time there was this really bad electrical storm. 107 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:13,160 Next day there was this really strange look in Goldie's eyes and almost all of 108 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,079 her fur was gone. 109 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,920 Nobody knew for sure if she was actually hit by lightning, but from that day on, 110 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,360 whenever we called, Goldie! 111 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,640 Goldie! She never came. 112 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:26,540 No scientific, Corky. A lonely farmer shaves your aunt's dog and you assume 113 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:27,540 lightning. 114 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:32,310 Do not litter in my car. Put it in the trash bag. 115 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:35,210 I wish I could throw this whole thing in the trash. I'm trying to make out my 116 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,250 will. Your will? 117 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:40,290 And what makes you laugh this morning, Frank? 118 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:44,270 After 42 years of trying to take it all with me, I finally decided I'm just 119 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:45,270 going to give up. 120 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:47,650 God, what a dismal exercise this is going to be. 121 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:50,870 I'm putting you down for my shoes, Corky. If you don't want them, there are 122 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:51,990 plenty of other people who do. 123 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,490 There's Miles. I bet he's really surprised. 124 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,270 I didn't tell him I was getting a new car. 125 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,180 They've been standing out in the snow for 12 minutes. 126 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,300 What's the excuse to do your Murphy Skylab ball in your house again? 127 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:10,320 You just lost an original Howdy Doody cookie jar, Miles. 128 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,040 And why didn't you wait in the lobby? 129 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:15,080 Because I think my doorman was on America's Most Wanted last night. 130 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:16,860 Oh, no, the saxophone. 131 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:20,640 Do you mind? I'm not some circus freak. I don't want Miles sitting in the back. 132 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:21,740 You know how he gets the car sick. 133 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:22,980 Fine, I'll sit up front. 134 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,120 Hey, why do I have to sit in the back just because he gets car sick on a 16 135 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,120 -minute drive? 136 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,560 And speaking of time, we've got to pick up the pace. Jim will be a block of ice. 137 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:33,580 Which is why you should let me drive, Corky. My new car? 138 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,880 Drive my new car? 139 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,860 No, drive your goatherd. Yes. 140 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:41,660 I don't know. Will you let her drive, Corky? I'm turning blue out here. 141 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:11,700 Carpool is my middle name. 142 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,880 Okay, everybody sit back and relax. Let's see what this baby can do. 143 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,120 Wait, there's someone out there. 144 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:24,160 Good morning, carpoolers. Audrey, what are you doing down here? In my robe. 145 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:27,340 I don't want to hold anyone up. But you forgot your lunch, Miles. 146 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,680 And your gloves. 147 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,080 He's so forgetful. 148 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:33,800 I made the gloves that we could coat just before we went to bed. Okay, 149 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:38,820 Audrey. No, thank you, Kiki. For the most wonderful weekend, we stayed in the 150 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:39,820 entire time. 151 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:46,100 cooked, read, made a big fire, and then... Audrey, why don't you go inside 152 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,140 before you catch a cold, okay? 153 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:51,660 I'll be thinking about you all day. 154 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,520 Bye, Pookie. 155 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,720 Bye, Pookie. 156 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:05,980 What a weekend! 157 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,800 I'll never have that. 158 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:12,840 Never. It was hideous. One of the worst of my life. She stayed the entire 159 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,440 weekend. She'd never done that before. 160 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,160 Saturday morning, she made me breakfast. 161 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,560 Buttermilk pancakes in the shapes of little hearts. 162 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,120 You know what I had for breakfast? 163 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:24,900 Three chips of hoys and a can of water chips. Yesterday, she did my laundry. 164 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,420 folded my jockey shorts into little squares. 165 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,180 I found a note inside of one of them. 166 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,159 We're on a train that's moving towards that big station called Living Together. 167 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:35,220 That's when there is just a short cab ride to Marriage City. 168 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,440 You know, Miles, you should appreciate what you have. 169 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:44,480 A lot of guys out there looking for somebody just like Audrey. Believe me, I 170 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,480 know. 171 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,740 And what exactly does that mean, Frank? 172 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:51,660 Are you saying that if I were to break up with Audrey, you would ask her out? 173 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:58,500 I don't know. I'd clear it with you first. Oh, so you've been thinking about 174 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:02,280 I mean, you've been giving it some thought. You are amazing, Frank. I'm 175 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,480 practically living with the woman. 176 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:09,680 So, me, if I catch you near her, if you so much as drive, On her side of town. 177 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,120 Okay, that's enough. 178 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:12,960 Let's talk about something else. 179 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:16,480 If you were struck by lightning, which of the five senses do you think you'd be 180 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,480 most likely to lose? 181 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:21,560 What? Trust me. Just give her a simple answer. It'll make your life much more 182 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,560 pleasant. I said touch. 183 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:26,760 And I say hearing. My aunt had this retriever named Goldie. Oh, jeez. We're 184 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:27,980 with the fried dog already. 185 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,220 I go with the sense of smell. 186 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,860 It's one of the most evolved in nature. 187 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,780 Snakes smell with their tongue. 188 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,340 Bet you didn't know that. 189 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,900 Sounds like you and Corky flunked out of the same science class. 190 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:39,860 I have the right answer. 191 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,179 You'll see. 192 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,180 Jim will back me up. 193 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,100 It's really late. 194 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,120 Oh, no. I hope he's waiting inside and not outside on the curb. 195 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:50,920 Okay, I read you loud and clear. Let's throw this thing into warp speed and 196 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:51,920 up some time. 197 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:03,260 If I leave Judy in payroll, my silver 198 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,880 earrings, then I have to leave Darlene and research something. 199 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:10,280 Murphy, there's a man... truck at the intersection what frank you're getting 200 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:15,140 spit on my neck please don't write while you drive it makes me nervous relax 201 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:18,240 gorky you're talking to a woman who once took off a pair of pantyhose doing 80 202 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:22,280 down the macarthur expressway i just want to get as much of my will done as i 203 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:25,460 can today then i won't have to think about it anymore you're making out your 204 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:29,320 will oh this is perfect at least when they pull our bodies out of the twisted 205 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:33,440 wreckage one of us will have her affairs in order marv would like my record 206 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,440 collection give me that 207 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:36,959 What's this? 208 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,520 You're leaving Frank the football Bobby Candy gave you? Really? 209 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:40,879 Of course. 210 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,680 I won't have any children to throw it to. 211 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:46,280 Well, by leaving you the moon rock Buzz Aldrin gave me at the NASA Christmas 212 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,780 party. A rock? 213 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,380 Fine. Give me a rock. 214 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,320 I've seen it, you know. I think Buzz got it out of his yard. 215 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,300 A bunch of ingrates. 216 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:58,580 Corky, if you're not happy with my shoes, speak now. 217 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:01,420 Oh, just what I want. The dead person's shoes. 218 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,920 And for your information, Murphy, I didn't flunk science. 219 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,230 I gotta be plus. 220 00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:09,550 Well, what is it with me and relationships? 221 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:15,790 A therapist once suggested that in running away from women, I was running 222 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:16,790 from myself. 223 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:21,810 I don't know. I questioned her objectivity. I was sneaking out of her 224 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:22,810 at the time. 225 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:26,770 We're too close to the woman in front of us. I can see the mole on the back of 226 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,770 her neck. Murphy, 227 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,370 slow down. You'll miss Jim. 228 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,499 No, Miles. 229 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:35,680 I was considering leaving you the rock and my good sheets, but now I don't 230 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,100 Murph, stop. I can't. 231 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,439 All right. 232 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,200 Listen to Frank. Don't listen to Corky. What does she know? 233 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,199 Morning, all. 234 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,560 Stunning car, Corky. Why in the name of Buddha are you letting Murphy drive it? 235 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:52,250 She's finished driving. She's at it with everyone's whining. Miles is going to 236 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,670 drive. Sit right up front here, Jim. You're about to embark on Mr. 237 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,090 Toad's wild ride. 238 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,850 Thank you very much, bride of evil Knievels. 239 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:04,710 Ow. 240 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:06,790 Ow. 241 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:11,410 I see you have your saxophone, Frank. 242 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,010 Lost another one, eh? 243 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:14,770 Who's your name? Mary. 244 00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:16,170 Carrie. Carrie. 245 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:19,810 I have to ask you something, Jim. 246 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:23,310 If someone were struck by lightning, which of the five senses do you think 247 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,530 they'd be most likely to lose? 248 00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:26,570 Good God, Corky, did Will play golf in the rain? 249 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,530 No, it's a trivia question from the radio. 250 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:32,150 Excuse me, why are we just sitting here? What are you doing, Miles? 251 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,990 Getting to know the car. It's what a safe and sane driver does. 252 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:39,090 Oh, God, I'm going to have a birthday before we get there. Just put it in gear 253 00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:40,490 and step on it, will you? 254 00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:43,470 The lightning question, Jim. What do you think the answer is? 255 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:48,760 Well... Taking into account that the human eye, with the inclusion of the 256 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:53,340 vitreous humor in the ciliary body, is 87 % moisture, the intense heat would 257 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,360 surely dehydrate the organ and destroy it. 258 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:58,840 So what are you saying, Jim? That hearing would be the wrong answer? 259 00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:00,700 Couldn't be hearing. That's too obvious a choice. 260 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,640 Oh, I see. 261 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:05,040 It's not enough that I'm wrong. Now I'm obvious. 262 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:11,740 Well, I... What I meant was... was... Frank, what do you think the answer is? 263 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,860 I don't know. What's left? 264 00:13:14,479 --> 00:13:16,280 Nobody took taste, right? Give me taste. 265 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,679 Oh, fine. 266 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,880 Frank would rather take a leftover answer than agree with me. 267 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,660 Nobody ever thinks I'm right about anything. 268 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:24,980 Taste is a stupid answer, Frank. Why would you even choose it? Why? 269 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:28,060 I don't know, because I've never seen anyone hit by lightning get up and ask 270 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,380 a meatball sandwich. Just leave me alone. 271 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,700 Corky, what are you waiting to get your big deal out of this for? It's just a 272 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:33,700 trivia question. 273 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:37,420 It's not just a trivia question. It happens all the time. Remember last week 274 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,140 when Murphy needed to know the capital of Morocco and I said it was Marrakesh, 275 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,220 but she looked it up anyway? 276 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,620 Is it Rabat, the capital of Morocco? No, I was wrong. 277 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:49,060 If Frank or Jim had said it was Marrakesh, she wouldn't have bothered to 278 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,060 up. 279 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,240 And it's not just Murphy. 280 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,560 It's everybody. 281 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:59,660 After a while, it makes me feel like... Never mind. 282 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,320 Murphy, would you like the matching handbag? 283 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,260 Nobody talk to me for the rest of the trip, okay? 284 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:14,120 You may have to step on it, Miles. That local make... The magazine show was 285 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,380 interviewing me at 9 .30 sharp. 286 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:16,740 The P .M. Washington interview? 287 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,220 I'm surprised, Jim. I thought you were going to turn that down. 288 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,580 Well, to be quite honest, I never would have agreed to it if I didn't have such 289 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,180 an amusing anecdote stored away. 290 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,539 It's a jewel. 291 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,540 Potified science winner. 292 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,960 Gee, I think we could use one of those right about now, Jim. 293 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:30,780 August, 1988. 294 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:35,560 Rather, Brokaw and I are in Baghdad covering the Iran -Iraq ceasefire. Not a 295 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,440 single rental car could be had, but Rather found a local gentleman with two 296 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,360 camels and one very large yak. 297 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,140 Well... Jim, if this is the story where the yak goes off with Rather on its 298 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:49,120 back, Peter Jennings told it already in an Esquire interview, except he said it 299 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,840 happened to Rather broke on him. 300 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:52,780 That's unbelievable. 301 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,540 Not that I'm surprised. 302 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,880 That man's a Canadian. 303 00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:00,060 Still here, still has jobs, still has anecdotes. Does he even have a green 304 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,440 We haven't actually seen it. Take it easy, Jimbo. You have other stories. 305 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080 Yes, sir. 306 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,180 Let me see. 307 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,480 Done there. 1967. 308 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,770 I was backstage at the USO show, talking to that wonderful ventriloquist, Sherry 309 00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:16,790 Lewis, when just before going on, she couldn't find her little puppet, Lamb 310 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,050 Chop. Really? What happened? 311 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,590 She found it. The damn thing was in the trunk. That's the story. The whole 312 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:23,410 incredible, boring story. 313 00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:27,310 I once shared a cab with George Gobel. Was that anything? 314 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,349 Good God. 315 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:32,270 Thirty years in this business, and I can't think of one single anecdote. 316 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:34,830 Hold on, everybody. Yellow light. 317 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:37,450 You're stopping for a yellow light. We're late. Just go through it. Are you 318 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:39,750 driving this car? I'm stopping. I'll just pop the brakes. 319 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:42,050 I'm in control. 320 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:52,910 I don't know how it happened. 321 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:55,610 The brakes just locked on me. 322 00:15:56,910 --> 00:16:00,050 I've never skidded across three lanes of traffic sideways like that before. 323 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:03,390 I'd like you to kill me before I can sign this thing and make it official. 324 00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:04,810 Very good, Frank. 325 00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:08,210 Keeping all four wheels on the ground the way you are. 326 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:10,270 Interesting, isn't it? 327 00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,570 Traffic hurtling at us 60 miles an hour. 328 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,830 And nothing separating us but a little white line. 329 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,070 I feel fragile. 330 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,270 Frank, maybe you shouldn't be behind a wheel right now. 331 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:30,030 Why? You don't have to look at me when you talk. I hate when people do that. 332 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,090 Stop my... 333 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,180 Stop lights, they take forever. 334 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:48,280 Whoa, 68 Mustang convertible. 335 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,300 Classic car. 336 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,800 Great looking woman in it. 337 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:58,460 Recognizes me. 338 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,320 And is smiling at me. 339 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:05,579 And won't look away. 340 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 I'll be back. 341 00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:29,890 Amazing. It's 15 degrees out there and Frank's showing her the bullet wound he 342 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:30,890 got in Nicaragua. 343 00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:34,170 Look, they're tearing down the Cremant building. 344 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,810 Anybody know what they're going to put up there? I do, but I won't bother 345 00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:39,970 telling you because you'll only ask someone else. 346 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:41,570 This is really annoying. 347 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:42,850 We don't think you're dumb. 348 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:48,110 It's just that occasionally we think you're underexposed to information. 349 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:54,270 If I'm right about the trivia question, if the correct answer is hearing, then 350 00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:57,110 you all have to agree with me for the rest of the day, no matter what I say. 351 00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:58,450 Okay? Okay. 352 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,090 Her name is Julie. 353 00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:06,710 She just ended a three -year relationship, so I'm not sure if I 354 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,870 involved. I'll know better after this weekend. 355 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:10,550 We're going to Bermuda. 356 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,130 Unbelievable. 357 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,750 Well, that's it. My will. 358 00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:17,820 You know... I've been putting this off because I thought it would be a 359 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:21,120 depressing experience, your whole life on one piece of paper. 360 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:25,960 But when I look at it, I have to say, Murphy Brown has had one hell of a life. 361 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,240 Hey, Jim, look at this. Look. 362 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,860 Murphy, I'm driving. 363 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:34,900 Item 44, the nutcracker I used when I shared a lobster with Terry Grant. 364 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:41,400 pretty great that's for you and item 27 the cue cards from nixon's i am not a 365 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,000 crook speech framed and ready for hanging will become the property of the 366 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:51,140 of broadcasting oh boy this feels great my affairs are in order i am ready i can 367 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:57,520 go at any time look out for that car i see it i see it okay so i'm not ready 368 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,460 this minute thank god we're here 369 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:27,410 It's mine, Carmelo. 370 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:30,970 And Carmelo, I'd like you to park in a different space from now on. 371 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:34,650 The person who parks next to me flings the doors open and leaves little dents 372 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:35,650 it. 373 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:39,800 The car is just a meaningless object, Corky. Unburden yourself of this 374 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,640 connection to the material world and deepen your perspective on the true 375 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,220 of life. This from a woman who once broke someone's arm in a Norma Kamali 376 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,680 Hey, hey, give me the answer to today's trivia question. I want to hear this. 377 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:56,480 The correct answer is the sense of hearing. 378 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,600 Me too, but it was such an easy question. 379 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:05,590 You'd have to have the brains of a trout not to be able to get it. 380 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:10,650 Carmelo, gas barbecue out. 381 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:14,510 I don't understand what she's talking about. 382 00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:18,630 Take care of my car, Carmelo. It's amazing we got it here in one piece. 383 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:23,070 I say the capital of Morocco is America. 384 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,530 What does everyone else say? 385 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,790 America is America. 386 00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:28,850 Today is going to be so much fun. 387 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:32,150 Those people from P .M. Washington are upstairs waiting for me. 388 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:33,959 I know. 389 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,320 I'll tell my Charles de Gaulle story, of course. Why didn't I think of that 390 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,320 before? Because everyone's heard it, Jim. 391 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,260 My God, you're as exciting as wood. 392 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:46,120 You know, just once I'd like this elevator to be here at the same time as 393 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:51,420 Time? What is time? A corporeal measure of light and faith. A human boundary. 394 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,400 Holy moly, it's 9 .15. The snack cart will be gone. Come on, come on. What's 395 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,740 running this thing anyway? A hamster? 396 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,760 That's why you say I'm a hermit. 397 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,480 The girl in the Mustang, her name was Donna, right? 398 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,480 Julie. Jeez, Frank, you're a menace to society. Hey, it's got to be me. 399 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,620 I think I'll call Audrey and see if she wants to come over tonight. 400 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:14,900 I won't tell an anecdote. I'll tell a joke instead. 401 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,920 A priest administered a rabbi, walk into a bar and... What? 402 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,240 What?