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I know something about love.

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God, I want it bad.

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If that guy's right into your blood, go
out and get him.

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If you want it to be the very thought of
you, make him want to

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breathe, give that thing to you. Tell
him that you're never gonna leave him.

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Tell him that you're gonna love him.

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Friend, can you show me what I got on
that Newt Gingrich? profile so far. This

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story's gonna kill me.

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You really didn't need to bring me all
the way up, little honey. I told you

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no trouble. What a man.

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Pipple pleasure is walking his wife to
work.

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Morning, Corky. And who have we here?

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I haven't seen you since you were
chugging a bottle of champagne and

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pull your wife's garter off over her
head.

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Yeah, that was quite a night.

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Sorry I haven't seen you for a while,
Murphy. I've been working pretty hard on

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my novel.

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Of course, I'm not as far along as some
people would like, but I am making

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progress. Yes.

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Well, it's finally decided what his
novel is about.

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It's the story of a young Dutch boy
caught between warring factions during

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American Revolution.

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Gee.

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Well, I can see y 'all are pretty busy
here, so I don't want to keep you from

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your work, sweetheart.

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See you later, Murphy.

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So long, Will.

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What time are you going to be home
tonight?

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Well, I don't know. I still have to pick
up Amy. All right, then I'll just see

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you sometime.

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Whoa -ho!

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Hose him down, please.

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You're getting in a little late this
morning, Corky.

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But I guess we can make allowances for
newlyweds.

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After all, newlyweds sometimes have all
the things on their newlywetted mind.

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Boy, I really got to run. A lot of paper
to fill up. It's really good to see all

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of you take care.

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I just have to stop by my office, Miles.
I'll be right back for the meeting.

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Oh, did you see that?

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You could cut the tension with a knife.
We're talking big trouble at Sherwood

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Forest. Oh, come on. You're being
ridiculous. We're all over each other.

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Will and Corky's marriage has big
problems.

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How could you stand there and watch what
I watched and not come to that

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conclusion? Wait a minute. I think I can
straighten this out.

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Murph, I know it's been a while, but
when two people kiss, that's a good

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Sorry to keep everyone waiting, but the
sun was coming through the frost on my

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window and made such a beautiful rainbow
on my wall.

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I just had to take a moment to enjoy it.

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Well, since Corky's in such a positive,
upbeat mood, why don't we let her start

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the meeting?

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Next week, I leave to Japan for my piece
on Tokyo's new Disneyland.

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I want to explore Walt Disney's timeless
characters and the universal appeal of

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the happiest place on Earth.

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Forky, are you all right?

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Okay, so, uh, Jim, you have anything new
to report?

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Well, let's see.

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They're serving eggplant in the
cafeteria. Oh, really?

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Oh, come on, guys.

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A woman's crying here.

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How come men go stupid when that
happens?

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Come on, Corky. Let's go to my office
and talk.

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I have no real interest in other
people's problems.

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I could give good advice if I wanted to,
and to prove it, I'm going to help you

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through this.

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Now, let's see.

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Where to start?

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Ah, so, what's wrong?

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I don't know.

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It just seems that all that Will and I
do anymore is fight.

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I see.

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What we need to do, then, is look at the
problem in an analytical, unemotional

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way, like any good journalist.

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Marriage trouble.

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Trouble in a marriage.

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What is a marriage?

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Two people living in one house, joined
for life.

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Trapped, really.

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The same man, always there, crowding
you.

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Me? That's not how it is at all.

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It's just that we become stuck in a
routine.

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We need to find a romance again.

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you need to find the romance again
you're right when i get home from work

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want to do is have some time to myself
will disappears into the den with his

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writing we don't do anything together we
need to do something fun something we

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both can enjoy absolutely enjoyment
that's the key but

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anyone or they'll all come looking for
advice.

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There's so much to do and not a lot of
time.

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Let's see. I leave for Japan on Tuesday,
but if I finish my research over the

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weekend, I can cook and shop on Monday
and fit it in on Monday night. This is

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perfect. Everyone, you're all coming to
my house for dinner Monday night.

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Jim, bring Dora.

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Miles, bring Audrey.

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Frank, you're going to have to miss
football.

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Monday night? But the Raiders are
playing the Lions. I know. This is short

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notice. Murphy says it'll save my
marriage.

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Oh, I...

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Greetings,

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Will, my good man. There was no
mistaking our destination. We could

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delicious roast all the way down the
hall.

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Are we early? We can sit in the car.

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Oh, no, no, no, no. Please, please, come
in. I guess I lost track of time.

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Corky's not here yet.

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Looks like she's running a little late,
as usual.

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Look, I know this is very rude, but I'm
right in the middle of a very difficult

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paragraph. Oh, please. I'll be with you
all in a minute, huh?

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Suppose I should put these in a vase.

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Looking for something, James?

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No, no. What makes you say that?

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You are looking for the silver fruit
bowl we gave Corky for a wedding

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I am not.

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That would be gauche.

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Well, hello, Frank.

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Yes, hello.

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And, uh, welcome.

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Oh, safety's blitzing. Get rid of the
ball. Get rid of it.

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Oh, man, why don't you just hand it to
him?

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If you're wondering, Will is in the den
writing, and Corky isn't home yet, but

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she should be along soon.

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There's some open wine if you care for
any. A pleasant little chardonnay. No,

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thanks. Is there any tips around? I
missed lunch today.

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There don't appear to be any hors d
'oeuvres.

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Excuse me while I fill this with water.

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I'll go with you.

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Maybe our bowl is in the kitchen.

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Hey there, Franco. Hello, Frank.

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Welcome to Den Riding. Corky's not home
yet. Be along soon. Wine's open.

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Pleasant Chardonnay.

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Oh, Miles.

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How are you?

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Oh, my.

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Look at this place.

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So much more of a home now that it's
filled with a couple's love.

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Not like my place.

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Or Miles' place.

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Or a two -step place.

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Gee, I don't know, Audrey.

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It seems to me two people should really
get to know each other before they move

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in together.

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Oh, look, this must be Will's corner
with all his things just shoved into it.

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Yeah, I think a year, maybe five, would
be a good length of time.

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Jim?

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Doris?

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Who's to say?

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Time is so relative.

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What is time?

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What time is it now?

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I'll go and take a wrap. Yes.

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Hi, guys. Where's Will and Corky?
There's no one around and there's

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eat.

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Oh, well, Corky's probably running late
and sounds like Will's working.

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But that roast smells like it's doing
just great.

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I'm sure that the happy couple will be
along any minute and an evening of joy

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and merriment will ensue.

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I don't know about you guys, but I am
starving.

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They've got to have some cornflakes or
something in the kitchen. Call me when

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the commercial's over.

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I understand you had a lot to do with
this party, Murphy.

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I found some trail mix on top of the
fridge. It's not bad.

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That's a goal.

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I killed Captain Sterling Silverball
from Tiffany as a receptacle for trail

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Oh, dear, no.

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At least it's food.

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God knows when we're going to get fed
around here.

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Anybody want some?

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No, thanks. I have complete faith my
plan will work, so I'm saving room for a

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delicious meal made with warmth and
love.

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Not to worry. We only just got here
ourselves moments ago.

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Where's Will? He should be entertaining
all of you.

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And what's the cat food doing out here?

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Will!

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Where have you been, Corky?

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Well, I got hung up at work, and by the
time I got to the market, it was packed.

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Well, I thought you would have called.

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Well, sweetheart, I couldn't find one of
those phones so conveniently located

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next to the checkout line.

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But you're here now, and we're all
together. So what do you say we bring

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some of those hors d 'oeuvres?

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You didn't put out the canapes?

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No, you are hors d 'oeuvres in first
course. I am roast and dessert.

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But we switched hors d 'oeuvres and
dessert this morning, remember?

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Corky, I told you, if you talk to me
while I'm writing, I don't hear it. Hey,

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have an idea. Why don't the two of you
go into the kitchen and start dinner

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together?

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Doesn't that sound like a fun activity
to share?

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I'm sorry I was late.

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It's not your fault. You were working.

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Okay. Go ahead.

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Come on, honey. Let's go cook.

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lousy game.

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When am I ever going to learn? Do you
realize how many Monday nights I have

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wasted watching football?

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I'm switching to something else.

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Is gun smoke still on?

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Murphy, I guess you're not satisfied
with giving bad parties at your house.

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I had to branch out into other people's
homes.

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I'm starving, too, but I don't want
anybody saying anything negative to Will

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Corky. As far as you're all concerned,
we're having the time of our lives.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh,

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the first course, shrimp Dijonais, as
only my beautiful wife can make it. I

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we haven't kept you waiting too long.

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Oh, is it time to eat already?

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While we've just been having the most
interesting conversation, we lost all

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track of time.

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Miles was telling us about this
recurring dream he has in which Herman

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is chasing him across the Alexanderplatz
in Berlin, waving a 70 -year chocolate

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cake and shouting, Come to the party!

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Miles wakes up screaming and is unable
to sleep for the rest of the night.

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Of course, none of this would happen if
you had a woman around to help you.

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This is nothing on my plate. It's a
nouvelle cuisine, Frank.

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Well, I'll get the roast. I hope you're
all hungry.

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I'll help you bring it out, sweetheart.

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Jim, I'll give you five bucks for your
shrimp. Go away, Frank.

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Voila.

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All right, yeah.

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Now,

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before we jump into this beautiful
dinner, I say we take a moment to admire

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which Will and Corky have made together
in love and companionship. And may I

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just remind everyone once again, this
was my idea.

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All right.

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Now I'd like to hand over my utensils to
a man who my wife assures me is a

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master carver.

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Jim, would you do the honors?

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Of course.

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I'll do my best, but I normally use a
good tungsten blade. These electric

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are the silliest contraptions ever
invented.

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Miles gave it to us as a wedding gift.

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That's right. I was going to get them a
$300 cat bowl, but you'd already taken

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care of that.

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It's frozen solid.

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Well, did you defrost the meat before
you put it in the oven?

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who should be handling this.

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Will, could I speak to you for a moment
in the den?

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Oh, Stuart, run off and leave us here to
die! It's ten o 'clock and all we've

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had so far is a shrimp, a pea, and cat
kibble!

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Isn't it a party?

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It's hell!

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There you are. I've been trying to call
your house for over an hour.

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I wanted to apologize for yelling the
way I did.

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I think low blood sugar and... PMS, all
convergent.

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Corky, why do you have your pillow?

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Oh, Murphy.

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Will walked out.

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But then he came back because he didn't
have enough money for the hotel, so I

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left. But I'm afraid to check into a
hotel without luggage.

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Okay. I have an announcement to make. I,
Murphy Brown, don't know anything about

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relationships. You were right. I stink
at this. So don't ask me any hard

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questions because God knows what could
happen.

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empty, you couldn't even cry anymore?

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Corky, that's a question. I told you,
I'm not the best.

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I'm scared.

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Okay, let's talk.

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It was all going to be so perfect.

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Me and Will, breaking all the rules.

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I'd have this great career, and I'd
support us while he wrote his novel.

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Well, it's not exactly going the way we
planned.

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We're two separate people living two
separate lives.

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We even have separate bank accounts
because he's too proud to take any of my

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money.

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It's our money, Murphy. Why does he have
such a hard time with that?

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Oh, right.

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You don't know.

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Right.

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My mother always told me I could have
everything I ever wanted.

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Wonderful career, the perfect marriage,
a house full of children.

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But who's going to be their mother when
I'm at the office until nine every

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night? And how am I going to be there
for Will every time he needs me to tell

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him he's a brilliant writer?

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I think my mother was wrong.

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But you figured this out already, didn't
you?

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Right.

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Eldon. Oh, look.

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It's me.

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It probably looks like I was
eavesdropping, but that's not what it

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So what, are you having mental problems,
huh?

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Eldon, you have to go. They're having a
midnight madness sale at Ed's Paints.

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You get a free painter's cap with every
purchase. So bye.

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No, no, no.

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I must speak my mind on this or I'll
regret it until the day I die.

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It's all right, Murphy.

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I want to hear him.

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Oh.

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Forgive me for saying this, but I don't
think you're considering the guy's point

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of view here. Oh, great. Here we go.

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First of all, we come into this world
where everybody says, ah, it's a boy.

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Now let's start teaching him about
winning, money.

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Power. And make sure he learns how to
laugh like this.

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So, you give it a shot.

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But you find that it's not working for
you because you realize that deep down

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inside, you're an artist.

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And all you really want to do is paint
or write.

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But you don't have the courage to take
the leap until you meet

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her.

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And she gives you that courage.

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And you love her for it.

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And you want to give her the world.

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But you can't even afford a simple
greeting card because now you're an

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And she's this big, successful career
woman.

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And, you know, what does she need you
for?

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Or maybe she doesn't. And that, that is
your worst fear.

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Because all you really want is for her
to think that you're great.

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That's all I have to say.

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Bill never said these things to me.

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Well, nobody talks anymore. You have to
talk.

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Oh, when?

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I fly to Tokyo tomorrow.

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I'm going to be there for two weeks.

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Berkey, on behalf of those of us who
long ago gave up trying to have it all,

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do me a favor, okay?

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Don't give up trying to have it all.

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Maybe one of us can buck the system.

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Murphy, do you think that Miles will be
very upset if I don't go to Tokyo?

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You just leave Miles to me.

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That seems to be the one relationship
with a man I can handle.

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This is so hard.

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I don't know what's going to happen.

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I liked your story, Eldon.

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That was a really beautiful thing you
did.

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Yeah, I'm a beautiful guy.

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You know, she belongs with him.

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Look at her with those skinny little
arms.

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I mean, you just know she can't bowl.

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Eldon, it's been a few years, but if you
want to knock down a few pins, I'd be

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willing.

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Okay.

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Okay, but I keep score because I'm the
man and that's what men do.

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Okay.

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You keep score in bowling and I'll keep
score in life because that's what women

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do. I'll tell you what you know.

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I'll tell you what women do. They buy
shelf paper, and then they put it all

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everything. You know, I never understood
the point of that.

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Oh, yeah? Well, a man can read an entire
newspaper in the bathroom and sort

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through a week's mail. He could have a
pizza delivered in there. He'd never

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leave.