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Another store I can't go back to.

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Cheryl, that guy had 13 items. When I
feel like my liberties are threatened, I

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jump on it.

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Jim, you don't count each can in a six
-pack.

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In my world, you do.

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Did you and Daddy get a scooter? No,
honey, it went to the grocery store.

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The one next to the scooter store?

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I told you, no scooters till Christmas.

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Well, what's with this attitude here,
huh?

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Well, where do you think the money comes
from?

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The machine at the bank.

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You put your card in and push 4720.

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How do you know my code?

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You move your lips when you do it.

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Look, girls, it may be okay for your
mother to sit around the house all day

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looking pretty, but it's not going to
work for you.

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You know, girls, it's true. Not everyone
can have my fairytale life.

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Here's your hemorrhoid medicine. Oh,
thank you.

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Huh, brand name.

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You haven't given me a raise in three
years, but you're buying the good stuff.

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All right, girls, look.

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If you want a scooter so bad, you're
just going to have to find a way to earn

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the money.

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You understand?

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Okay. Aunt Dana, will you give us money
so we can buy a scooter?

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Get up, get up.

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You know, girls.

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When I was your age, I made money by
taking dares on the playground.

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I'd eat all sorts of stuff.

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Dirt, worms.

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The occasional booger.

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Thank you.

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Long story short, the stomach pump guy
at the emergency room suggested a

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lemonade stand.

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Can we do a lemonade stand?

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Yeah. Yes, that's a good idea. Sounds
good, sure.

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Tastes like chicken.

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Oh, baby.

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Oh, honey.

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Look at them. They're so cute. Setting
up their first business.

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If this works.

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I say we blow their college fund on an
RV. Oh.

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Okay, we're open.

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Lemonade, 50 cents.

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Go inside.

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Oh, honey, I'm your first customer.

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I'd like a lemonade, please.

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50 cents.

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Aren't you thirsty, Daddy?

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It's my lemonade. I'm not buying it
twice.

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I'll take a cup.

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I know, I know, I know.

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Oh, crap.

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The Driscolls. Jim, be nice. I am not
going to be nice. Hey!

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Look who it is. It's Janice Wallace and
Jules.

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Jim.

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Driscoll.

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Oh, this is just darling. Just like a
Norman Rockwell painting.

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Aren't they cute?

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Look at your jewels. He's growing like a
weed.

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Speaking of weeds, Jim, it seems like
you have a little bit of grass poking up

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between yours.

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Very funny.

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You here to talk or to buy?

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Daddy, let us do it.

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You here to talk or to buy?

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We'd like three lemonades, please.

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Oh, thank you.

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when he sold sliced fruit door to door.

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Thank you, Mr.

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Driscoll. Oh, and so polite. But it's
Dr.

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Driscoll.

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Daddy said beef doctors aren't real
doctors.

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Well, my luxury sedan's real enough.

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Well, this is awfully refreshing.

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Fresh squeezed?

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Actually, it's a powdered mix.

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Well, you can't tell the difference.

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Well, good luck, girls.

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Julie, you don't have to finish it if
you don't like it.

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You need to stir it more, unless you're
going for chunky style.

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Thank you for that tip, Julie.

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I got a tip for you. When you get into
high school, change your name to Kick

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Mommy, let us do it. Oh, okay, yes, of
course.

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But use a spoon, not your fingers,
promise.

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Tasted their lemonade, or at least tried
to.

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Then I saw Jules Driscoll next door
selling real fresh squeezed lemonade.

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What? Yep.

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It's like he's captured the taste of
summer.

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Andy, how could you do that?

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These are your nieces. You should be
ashamed of yourself.

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Hey, Mom would have never sent us to the
street to hock a mix.

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Just do something like that. Because
they're no good, Cheryl. I told you that

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the day they moved in.

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No, no, the day they moved in, you told
me they were spies.

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Well, he still hasn't explained the ham
radio.

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But he's going to explain this.

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Hey, check it out.

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They gave me a Lemon Jewels card.

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Buy five, get one free.

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It's all right. I'm in their computer.

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Making lemon jewels your beverage
establishment of choice. If you have a

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please fill out our comment card.

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What do you think you're doing?

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You stole my girl's idea.

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I'm sorry. I didn't know you invented
the concept of a lemonade stand.

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We're also observing the laws of gravity
here today. Or are those just for you

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as well?

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Oh, I see. You're trying to show me up,
huh?

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Well, my girls were here first.

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You invited competition when you offered
an inferior product.

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Oh, competition?

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You want competition?

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You got it, buddy.

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Oh, hitching up your pants, huh?

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Two can play that game.

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Okay, I'm a little uncomfortable.

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Well, I'm...

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I guess I win the pants thing, huh?

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Dad! Oh, look. I have to refill Jewel's
lemonade pitcher.

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I see no such problem exists on your
side of the hedge.

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Now you laugh, Driscoll. Laugh!

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Girls.

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Guess what, girls?

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You are going to have the best lemonade
stand.

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It's going to be bigger. It's going to
be better.

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It's going to be more lemony.

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Cool.

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What should we do?

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Go in the house and wait for Daddy to
call you.

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But we want to help. Yeah, you had your
chance. Come on, go.

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You forget I used to be in the
advertising?

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America loves this homespun childhood
happiness crap.

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Hey, Dana.

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I made up these flyers and put them up
all over the neighborhood.

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Please buy some lemonade. Our grandma is
sick.

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Andy, what are you thinking?

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I know it's not true. It's also not
specific.

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Grandma has a name. It's Rose. Wait.

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30. And she's not just sick. She needs a
new hip. No.

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Kidney. Oh, you're good.

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You're racist. Now go. Make.

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his lemonade stand.

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I turn it into a lemonade experience.

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Check it out. We got coffee drinks,
cotton candy, and chocolate -covered

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bananas. In between the hours of two and
three, Limo the Magnificent will be

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entertaining the kids.

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How about that?

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Where are the girls?

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Oh, uh, inside, I guess.

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Well, I thought this was to teach them
about hard work and the value of a

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dollar. Excuse me, Sherman.

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Where have you been while we were doing
all this work?

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Kyle has an ear infection. I had to see
him to the pediatrician.

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Must be nice.

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Okay, here's where we stand. We can
either get a knife thrower or a sweat

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from Welcome Back, Cotter.

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Horseshack! Not available.

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Please, give me that phone.

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Good enough.

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How did you get dragged into this?
Cheryl, I'm an advertising professional.

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It's like when a doctor drives by an
accident scene. You know, you don't

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of yourself. You just stop and help.

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to hear about the girl's grandmother.

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Yeah, Grandma Rose is one tough old
bird. Dirty. Whatever.

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We're keeping our fingers crossed. Oh,
how much are the chocolate -covered

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bananas?

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Oh, you know what? I'll take them all.
Twenty bucks, no check.

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Dana!

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Horseshack's out, but I got a look
-alike!

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Yes! Yes!

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This is insane.

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I don't want any part of this. Fine,
fine, fine. Oh, when you see the girls,

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tell them it's going great!

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My God.

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Knock, knock, knock.

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It's your neighbor with the peace
offering.

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Oh, Janet, thank you.

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Oh, and thank you so much for coming
over. I am at my wit's end. I don't know

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what to do about our men.

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Oh, I know. They are so competitive.

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It's almost like it's about who's got
the bigger dot, dot, dot.

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And if you ask me, they're acting like a
couple of dot, dot, dot.

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That's very funny.

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happens to wallace a lot people get
jealous what do you mean well you know

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a doctor makes a very good living and
sometimes that's a problem for people

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jim people like jim

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yeah you know blue collar blue collar

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i'll have you know that jim has been
invited to join the kiwanis club

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Well, my mistake. Make sure you say
hello to Ben and J -Lo for me.

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You know, I think you're forgetting that
we actually had a lemonade stand -up

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first, so Wallace is actually the one
who's jealous he copied us.

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Oh, Cheryl.

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If he really wanted to copy you, he
would have put on a shabby card table

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served citrus -flavored chemicals.

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Those chemicals happen to be the
official drink of the WNBA.

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your card table when we came over to
play gin rummy, or don't you remember?

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Well,

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I had to do something to blot out the
sight of your husband sucking the marrow

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out of a rib. Oh,

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oh, oh, God. So sorry. Oh, would you
look at us for acting just like that?

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know. Honey, let's just, let's calm
down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Driscoll's got pony rides now. Why
didn't I think of that?

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Relax. He's targeting the wrong
demographic.

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Pony rides are for three -year -olds.

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That little applesauce.

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What a cutie. He looked right at me,
Jim. Right at me.

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Cheryl, what happened to you?

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Got into a bit of a dust -up with Janice
Driscoll.

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Tell you this, she doesn't look so tall
when I got a fistful of her hair.

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Cheryl? Haven't I told you, if you were
to get in a sexy cat fight, to call me?

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Well, I'll tell you this.

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We are taking back the neighborhood!

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Yeah! Come on board, baby!

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We're going to bury those driscolls!
Yeah! Listen, we just need something

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little sizzle. Sizzle! Sizzle! I got it!
I got it! I got it!

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We'll set some old tires on fire. People
will come and stick around for the

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lemonade.

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I'm just spitballing. Here, help me
here. I don't know what I'm talking

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Look!

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Yeah, you know, we decided to go another
way.

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But we want to help.

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And you can.

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Why don't you guys go upstairs and
finish reading Harry Potter?

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But it's 700 pages.

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Well, then you better get going. Go, go,
go.

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A car wash.

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It doesn't have sizzle.

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Oh, I think it does.

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Free Internet.

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Free Internet.

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Well, well.

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Look who's come to serve our new Cyber
Lemonade stand.

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Very clever, Jim.

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Look, it was a long walk over here, so
let me just say what I have to say.

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Game over. You win.

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What?

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Cheryl, Cheryl, quick, come here, come
here, come here. I want my wife to hear

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that. But can you say it like you're
saying it for the first time?

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Cheryl?

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Janice?

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Found your earring.

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How about my tooth?

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Still looking.

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Your husband won.

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Your lemonade stand is better than mine.

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What's that?

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Hey there, officer.

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Can I shut up the cruiser for you?

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A concerned neighbor filed a complaint.
I'm going to need to see a permit.

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Permit? Yes, the permit is required to
operate a temporary commercial business.

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Wait a minute. You're telling me my kids
need a permit to run a lemonade stand?

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Well, I see a massage table. I see some
meat sitting out in the sun. I see some

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sort of gay porn car wash.

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But I don't see any lemonade or kids.

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Dana, help me out here.

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Officer, isn't there something we can...

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You know.

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Sorry, Jim, she's straight. There's
nothing I can do about it.

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200 bucks?

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You know what?

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This guy needs a ticket, too. He doesn't
have a permit, either.

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Or do I?

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That looks good.

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No violation here.

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Officer, can I interest you in some
saltwater taffy?

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Complimentary, of course.

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So.

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You're the concerned neighbor, huh?

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Well, I'm not concerned anymore, Jim,
because I win.

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Oh, in case your wife didn't hear that,
I'll say it again like I'm saying it for

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the first time.

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I win.

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God, it makes me hot when you talk like
that.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, two can play at that game.

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Oh, oh.

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Oh, Cheryl, what a shame. All this
food's going to go to waste.

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I'll tell you what.

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I'll give you a nickel for the pie.

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Our dogs haven't eaten yet.

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Don't worry, Janice.

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It's on the house.

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Annie, Annie, get the camera.

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It's going to be a sexy pie fight.

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Okay, Cheryl, don't get up. I got it.

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I've been sitting here going over and
over it in my mind, trying to figure out

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how it all went so terribly wrong.

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We took over our girl's lemonade stand.

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I got into two fights.

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I know, I know.

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That's what went wrong, you see.

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You're the grounded one. We can't both
be mad dogs. One of us has to be the

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chain. That's you, Cheryl.

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Jim, the point was to teach the girls a
life lesson, but instead we shoved him

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out of the way.

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I know, I know. I'm ashamed of both of
us.

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It wasn't one of our best days. No.

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But, you know, if you look at the bright
side, you know... There's no bright

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side. We just blew it, didn't we? We
just really blew it.

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Finally, what did you take, the scenic
route?

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I saw a hummingbird.

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Well, it must have all been worth it,
then.

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How much money did we make?

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Well, let me see.

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Of course, there was parts and labor.

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Then there was the tickets.

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And dot, dot, dot.

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Carried the two.

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Forty -six bucks.

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Is that enough to buy scooters?

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Well, girls, listen.

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That's not even close.

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Scooters are really...

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Your mother and I will help pitch it.
Yeah.

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No, we want to make our own money.

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Yeah. We want to have another lemonade
stand next weekend.

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You do?

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Really?

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That's a great idea. And you know what?
We're going to do it right this time.

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We're going to get the permits first.
We're going to get a real horse jack.

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Jim, Jim.

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All right, you're right. Yes.

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You should do it yourselves.

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And we're very proud of you. We are.

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Do we have to finish Harry Potter?

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Not today.

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Yes!

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Oh, I don't believe it.

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We acted like jerks and we still made
our kids better people.

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Yeah, well, pretty good parents, you
know. Yeah.

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Boy,

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I don't think I'll ever be able to eat
off the plate again.

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I think we can forget about this.

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I wish I could forget about that.