1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:01,743 Previously on "Wrecked"... What is that? 2 00:00:01,750 --> 00:00:02,750 It's a priest character from the game. 3 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:04,210 I risked my life to steal this. 4 00:00:04,210 --> 00:00:05,350 - What?! - Come on! 5 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:07,080 Hey, can you bark like a dog, Half Pint? 6 00:00:09,290 --> 00:00:10,620 Meat is murder. 7 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,020 Oh, s-so you're a hypocrite. 8 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:14,420 I'm not a hypocrite. I value all life. 9 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:16,760 Does anyone know any of our last names? 10 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,430 See? We're no one to each other. 11 00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:21,830 She did it. 12 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:23,500 Tell Declan you found us all 13 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,100 barricaded at the power station! 14 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,640 Once they get out of the mansion, we can slip right in. 15 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,900 Oh! 16 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:29,840 I want them dead. 17 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,510 Declan, what if they get to the radio? 18 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:33,280 That won't be a problem. 19 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:42,650 I must say... 20 00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:44,990 you've put on one hell of a show, 21 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:48,060 but we now have you surrounded, 22 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,730 and you have nowhere left to run. 23 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:53,730 So I'll make this easy for you. 24 00:00:53,730 --> 00:00:56,000 If you come out now, 25 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,270 I will honor the terms of our original agreement 26 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:01,740 and spare one of your lives. 27 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:06,010 But if you decide to stay inside my home, 28 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:08,280 hiding like cowards, 29 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,080 I will kill you all. 30 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,680 As befitting a gentleman, 31 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:16,350 I'll give you 30 seconds to decide. 32 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:17,690 Hey, Dec. Dec. 33 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:19,750 Your choice is... What? What? What? What?! 34 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,290 What are you muttering about?! I got... I gotta go. 35 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,830 You're pulling my leg. 36 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:25,830 Can't that wait? - No, it can't! 37 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:28,630 Nature calls. I gotta answer this sombitch. 38 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,300 Honestly, I'd love a little breather. 39 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,900 My, uh, jumper's knee is kinda acting up. I gotta... 40 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:35,570 Hell, if we're taking a break, I could slam a protein bar. 41 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:37,310 Jesus Christ. 42 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:38,840 Fi... How long do you need? 43 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,780 Ideally, 15. 44 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:43,250 But I mean, I could, like, muscle it out in 10 if... 45 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,250 Stop. Stop. Stop talking. 46 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,780 10 minutes! You've got 10 minutes, 47 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:50,520 then we come in and kill you all, all right?! 48 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,190 All right?! 49 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:54,390 Christ on the cross. 50 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:55,920 I'm trying to create a sense of menace, 51 00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:57,990 a sense of... of dread... 52 00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:59,660 ...and you tits are ruining it! 53 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,770 Declan, you want some of this, man? Shut... 54 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:19,810 Well, if we surrender, maybe one of us could live? 55 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:22,820 The rich... They'll hunt whoever wins. 56 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:26,490 Declan told me. They're gonna kill us all. 57 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:30,160 Well, then, that's that. 58 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:36,100 No. 59 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:39,030 No, we are not gonna die here today. 60 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:43,370 We are gonna get out of this together. 61 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:44,870 Because Danny was right. 62 00:02:45,910 --> 00:02:47,110 We're a family. 63 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:50,110 No, we're not. You said it yourself. 64 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:52,380 We don't even know each other's last names. 65 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,120 You want to know what my last name is? 66 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:06,060 It's the same as all of yours. 67 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:09,530 It's "Island." 68 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:12,400 My name is Owen Island. 69 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,340 - What? - What are you talking about? 70 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:18,610 - Your last name is "Island"? - We... 71 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,940 That's dumb. I mean, is it Dutch? 72 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,210 It's not actually my last name. 73 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,610 Obviously, I'm not Owen Isl... I'm saying... 74 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,550 I'm thinking of a name that would unify us 75 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:29,280 because we all crashed on an island. 76 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:30,550 Um... 77 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:33,560 Look... 78 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,560 when we crashed, we were just a bunch of strangers 79 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,830 stuck together. 80 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:41,830 But we have been through so much, 81 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,370 that now we really are like a family. 82 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:48,170 So, it doesn't matter what our last names were. 83 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:51,970 What... What... What matters is that now... 84 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:54,840 we may as well share a name. 85 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:57,780 My last name's Island, too. 86 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,450 I'm Danny Island. 87 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:03,890 Then I'm Florence Island. 88 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:07,620 And I'm Jess Island. 89 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,730 Yeah, I'm... 90 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,260 Todd Island. 91 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:17,930 But sometimes we bang, so... are you, like, my sister? 92 00:04:17,930 --> 00:04:19,330 I don't really know how this works. 93 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:21,140 I'm Karen Cushman-Island. 94 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,940 Didn't change my name for Anthony, 95 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:24,740 and I'm sure as shit not gonna change it for you, 96 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:26,880 but I'm happy to hyphenate. 97 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,210 All right, y'all ain't gonna believe this, 98 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:31,610 but my actual last name is Island. 99 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:33,680 I'm Bruce Island. Hand to Jesus. 100 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:36,750 I'm Stewart Island! 101 00:04:37,550 --> 00:04:40,290 Yep, I'm changing both my names. I've always hated "Steve." 102 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:42,760 Uh, Steve, that's not really the... Stewart. 103 00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:46,030 It's Stewart. 104 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:47,430 Oh, my God! 105 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:52,100 And I'm Pack Island! 106 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:55,240 Have you just been hiding there this whole time? Yeah, I have. 107 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,770 And even though it was kinda muffled, 108 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:58,710 I agree with everything. 109 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:01,040 And I'm done hiding. I'm ready to fight! 110 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,710 So let's stick it to those rich assholes, huh?! 111 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:05,050 Yeah! - Yeah! 112 00:05:05,050 --> 00:05:06,720 - Yeah! Let's do it! - I love family! 113 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,580 So... what's the plan? 114 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:16,260 Danny... got any crazy ideas? 115 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:22,200 Listen up, people! 116 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,930 We've got T-minus eight minutes 117 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:26,540 to booby-trap the shit out of this house. 118 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:29,870 We're talking homemade explosives... 119 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:33,010 deadly kitchenware... 120 00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:35,540 marbles all over the floor. 121 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:39,680 They should be sliding they asses all over this place. 122 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,080 Oh, and, guys? 123 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:44,020 Really think about your last quip 124 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:45,890 before you go in for the kill. 125 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:47,820 It should be short and punchy, 126 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:50,160 but also emotional. 127 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,230 Like, for example, I may say, 128 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:55,360 "Well, isn't this rich?" 129 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:56,830 Then bam! 130 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,100 You see, that played on 131 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,900 both their financial circumstances 132 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:03,110 and my own personal history. 133 00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:04,640 Actually... 134 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,510 that one's really good. 135 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:08,280 Shit. I may use that. 136 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:11,510 Oh, wow. You're done finally. 137 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,320 Good. Have you, um... eaten your snack? Yeah. 138 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,850 Taken your shit? Oh, yeah. 139 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:17,650 Knee feeling good? 140 00:06:17,650 --> 00:06:18,850 Yeah. 141 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,860 Great. Well... 142 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:23,590 let's hunt. 143 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:25,530 All right. 144 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:28,600 Time's up. 145 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,470 Prepare to die. 146 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:10,370 The vents? 147 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:12,240 Too easy. 148 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,310 Aah! 149 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:19,310 - What the hell is this?! - It's a red flag, mother... 150 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,880 The hell? 151 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,610 Half Pint! 152 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:53,220 Oh, shit. 153 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:56,890 Looks like you got a little pair of nuts on you after all. 154 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:58,620 Aah! 155 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:00,960 Well, where you going, little doggy? 156 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,560 I got a treat for you. 157 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,520 Aah! Son of a... 158 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:36,460 You sure this is gonna work? 159 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,930 Of course this is gonna work. Why wouldn't it work? 160 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:41,060 Because it's just strings and marbles? 161 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,670 Strings and marbles? 162 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:47,940 You think this is just strings and marbles? 163 00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:53,880 Let me try and explain this to you. 164 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,140 Once he enters, he's gonna slip on the marbles, 165 00:08:56,150 --> 00:08:58,010 stumble forward, and trip the wire. 166 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:01,020 That'll dump the syrup, which will catch the fan, 167 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,350 blasting him with feathers. 168 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:04,420 Momentarily blinded... 169 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,150 He'll reach for the hot doorknob. 170 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,760 Then he'll fall through the window. 171 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,830 Plummeting! 172 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,700 Straight to his death. 173 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,700 Yeah, I just don't see any of this actually working. 174 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,570 Wait. Shut the [bleep] up. 175 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:22,770 Somebody's coming. 176 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,440 This could be it. 177 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:29,910 Hey! Get over here! 178 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:32,710 Hey. 179 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,180 It's the nerdy one. 180 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:35,850 It would've been so much better if it was Peabody, 181 00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:37,390 'cause we have that, like, shared history... 182 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:39,320 Danny! 183 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:43,990 Shh! Shh, shh. 184 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,130 Oh, I see. 185 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:51,600 A little game of cat and... Aah! 186 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,410 Huh. 187 00:09:58,410 --> 00:10:01,010 You think he would've hit the feathers by now. 188 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,750 Oh. 189 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,830 I did not expect this. 190 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,300 Hey, there, friend. Care for a drink? 191 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,840 How about our house specialty? 192 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,710 We call it a Molo-Todd cocktail. 193 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:44,520 Hell, yeah! 194 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,720 Are you freakin' kidding me? Tell me someone saw that. 195 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,260 Did anyone see that? 196 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:52,460 Oh, my God! 197 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:56,000 Freaking creep! 198 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,070 Ow! That's me! - Shit! Sorry. 199 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:01,740 Aah! 200 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,410 Freeze! 201 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,820 Drop the knife 202 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:15,150 or I'll shoot you. I swear to God. 203 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:19,490 You're the vegan, right? 204 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:20,760 What? 205 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,090 What was it you said again? 206 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:24,960 That you respect all life? 207 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,700 You're not gonna kill me. 208 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,840 Yeah, well... 209 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,040 I'm a hypocrite, bitch. 210 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:45,450 Ew! 211 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,920 Eugh! 212 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,120 It's in my mouth! 213 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,720 Look at his freakin' head. 214 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,920 Oh, sick! 215 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,090 Oh, it's so gross! 216 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,190 Half Pint! 217 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,130 Well, this is more like it. 218 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:10,670 Half Pint hiding like a little bitch. 219 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,740 I know you're in here. 220 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:17,950 Half Pint. 221 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:20,120 Come on out, little doggy. 222 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,490 Now, where could he be? 223 00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:27,420 Aaaaaah! 224 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,690 Take it! Take it! 225 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,030 Are you throwing a trout at me?! 226 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,850 Well... 227 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,980 ...looky here. 228 00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:59,650 Half Pint is about to become No Pint. 229 00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:05,060 You know what? 230 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,130 Do that little funny dog bark 231 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:09,160 for me one more time, Half Pint. 232 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,470 Hey. 233 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:14,540 I said bark funny like a dog. 234 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,540 No. I'm not a dog. 235 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,550 I'm a medium-sized man. 236 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,020 Suit yourself. 237 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,320 Hey. 238 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,950 Woof woof. 239 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,820 That big, old bitch. 240 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,960 Oh, my God. 241 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,970 Hell, yeah, Karen! 242 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:46,640 And that line... "Woof woof"? 243 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,300 I mean, come on! 244 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,100 That really came full circle. 245 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:52,840 I said it because that's the sound a doggy makes. 246 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:55,910 Yeah. 247 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,400 Shit! 248 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,930 Oh, yeah. 249 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,020 Well, well, well. 250 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:36,820 Look at these tables turning. 251 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:54,540 Shh, shh, shh. 252 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,340 Someone's inside. 253 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,340 Good thing we've got... 254 00:14:58,340 --> 00:14:59,640 my stick. 255 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,550 Yeah. No, totally. 256 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,020 It's just... I have a gun now. 257 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,280 So maybe we just use that. 258 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,480 Yeah, that makes sense. 259 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,020 Let's do that. Totally. 260 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,220 Ready? 261 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,700 Aaaaaaaaaaah! 262 00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,510 What the [bleep]! 263 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,580 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 264 00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,320 I should've looked before I started shooting. 265 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,920 I realize that now. This thing is crazy! 266 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,060 Babe! 267 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,190 Ew. God. You're covered in blood. 268 00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:53,060 Well, yeah. Florence killed a guy. 269 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,460 Oh, nice. 270 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,600 I lit a dude on fire. It was so dope. 271 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,800 But it was also pretty gnarly. 272 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,270 I'm actually feeling pretty weird about it. 273 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,000 Where are the others? 274 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,670 We're here. 275 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,610 Oh, hey! What up? 276 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,540 Did you guys kill your guys, too? 277 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,280 Big-time. Karen crossbowed 278 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,020 that John Wayne-looking dipshit right in the chest! 279 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,650 We used marbles. 280 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:19,550 Wait. Where's Steve? Right here. 281 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,020 Nobody move 282 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:24,830 or I will paint this room with his brains. 283 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:27,630 I'm sorry! He got the jump on me. 284 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,770 I was in the study, and I took a gun off the wall, 285 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,633 but it turned out to be more of a decorative number. 286 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,570 Quiet, please. It wouldn't shoot. 287 00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:36,170 T-The barrel wasn't even hollow. Quiet! 288 00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:39,010 - The trigger was glued. - Quiet. Don't... Stop. 289 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,840 Here's what's going to happen. 290 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:44,780 I'm going to my helicopter, and I'm going to fly away. 291 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,980 And if one of you so much as farts in my direction, 292 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:51,190 I will kill Steve, and you don't want that, do you? 293 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:54,060 Because you're all family! 294 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,360 Isn't that your whole goddamn thing?! 295 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,600 Let's go. 296 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,530 Jesus Christ, your hands smell like piss. 297 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:10,470 Hey, Declan. Wait. 298 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,140 We can figure this out. 299 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,740 No, we cannot. 300 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,350 Because despite your best efforts, you lost. 301 00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,080 It's like I told Steve. 302 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,750 If you want to kill the king, 303 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:23,280 you have to keep your eyes on the prize. 304 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,950 Eyes on the prize. So long, everyone. 305 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,490 You know, I wish I could say it's been a pleasure, but... 306 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,430 But honestly it hasn't. 307 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,630 I really despise every one of you. 308 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,830 Chestmate. 309 00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:40,840 Did you just mean to say "checkmate"? 310 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,170 Oh, Christ. You are the most stupid person... 311 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:44,640 This is for Luther! 312 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,240 Aah! 313 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,510 Aaaaaah! 314 00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:49,380 Ow! My eye! 315 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,910 Oh! 316 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,390 I told you that little priest would be the key 317 00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:03,930 to us getting out of here. 318 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,660 - Whoo! - Hell, yeah! 319 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:15,600 How the hell do we get home? 320 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,070 This is a dumb question, 321 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:19,270 but does anyone know how to fly a helicopter? 322 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,210 Someone say "helicopter"? 323 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,880 - Bruce! 324 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,820 You know how to fly a helicopter? 325 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:31,350 Unless some other Bruce Island did three tours in Desert Storm. 326 00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:33,420 Let's get the hell out of here before I bleed out. 327 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,290 Hell, yeah! 328 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,320 What's that sound? 329 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,520 It's the chopper. 330 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:10,990 Go! 331 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,940 Aloha, babies. 332 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,670 Chet, what are you doing?! 333 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:25,070 If I let you go back, ol' Chester's toast. 334 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,610 You'll throw me in the clink just 'cause I murdered some dudes. 335 00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,810 You still don't get it. 336 00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:33,480 Chet is a survivor, 337 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,620 and I plan to... 338 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:37,220 What?! 339 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,420 What is he saying?! 340 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,220 I have no idea! 341 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,790 [ No audio ] 342 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,370 He can't actually fly that thing, can he?! 343 00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:53,030 Without any training, it's damn near impossible! 344 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,980 Oh, God bless. He's gonna crash! 345 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,040 Oh! 346 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:23,260 Helen Mirren. 347 00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:25,330 Alive. 348 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,540 James Earl Jones. Ooh. 349 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,740 I'm gonna say dead. 350 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:32,610 I mean, can you even picture a young James Earl Jones? 351 00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:35,780 Holy shit. No, I can't. 352 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,950 Tom Cruise. 353 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,750 Why would Tom Cruise be dead? 354 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,020 He does a lot of his own stunts. 355 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,630 Michael Jackson. 356 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,160 Michael Jackson died like 10 years ago. What? 357 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,700 What? 358 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,170 Michael Jackson is dead? 359 00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,570 How do you not know about this? 360 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:02,240 Michael Jackson the musician. 361 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,240 Yeah. 362 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,170 Oh, my God. 363 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,380 That's so sad. 364 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,110 Hold on a second. 365 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,850 Mayday, mayday. It's a distress call. 366 00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:11,980 Anybody out there? Over. 367 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,250 It was a huge deal. 368 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,390 Well, at least the King of Pop is moonwalking in Heaven. 369 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:20,120 You know that people thought he was a pedophile, right? 370 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,390 What?! 371 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:22,920 It is shocking to me 372 00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:24,530 that you don't know about any of this. 373 00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:27,800 Mayday, mayday. This is a distress call. Over. 374 00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:32,530 Nobody out there? Thank you for nothing. Talk to you never. 375 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:35,140 Why aren't more people talking about this? 376 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,940 People were talking about this 10 years ago! 377 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,280 Hello? 378 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,740 Hello? 379 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,210 Are you there? 380 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,160 We're here.