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[grunts]

2
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Hold all my calls.

3
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[giggling]

4
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

5
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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

6
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

7
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

8
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

9
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

10
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

11
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

12
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-[Tim laughing maniacally]
-[drill whirring]

13
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[Tim] They called me a madman.

14
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Mixing fruit cereal
with peanut butter cereal?

15
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[gasps] Dr. Tim, even a cereal scientist
like you couldn't be so mad!

16
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Couldn't I?

17
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Honestly, that really does sound
just completely nauseating.

18
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Silence, villager! I know what I like.

19
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-[laughing maniacally]
-[baby crying]

20
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-Baby!
-Baby's crying!

21
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-[crying continues]
-[scoffs]

22
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Drama king.

23
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It's okay. Mommy's here.

24
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And Daddy. Don't forget you have a daddy.

25
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-[crying continues]
-[giggles]

26
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[sighs] He's all right.

27
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[crying continues]

28
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-Someone's not.
-[man] Hey, Templeton!

29
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-Your kid's making me crazy.
-It's not our baby!

30
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-My mistake!
-Yikes.

31
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[crying continues]

32
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-Who had a new baby?
-Is everything okay?

33
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False alarm, Timmy. Back to breakfast.

34
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Uh... in a minute.

35
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Okeydokey. Bring your brother down
when you're ready.

36
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[groans] That new kid's going off
like a foghorn!

37
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-[crying continues]
-Is that gonna be bad for babies?

38
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Not if I can help it.
I need a dossier from Baby Corp,

39
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see if we're dealing with a normal crybaby
or a Scooter Buskie-style problem child.

40
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Grab the monitor so I can call the office.
It's in the safe.

41
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[scoffs] I'm still eating breakfast.
You can get your own monitor.

42
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Uh, of course I can. Who said I couldn't?
[laughing] Who would say that? Morons.

43
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-Are you okay?
-You want me to get my own monitor?

44
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I will. Watch me.

45
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[grunting]

46
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[grunting]

47
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[panting]

48
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[grunting, panting]

49
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-[stomach grumbling]
-[groans, gasps]

50
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[grunting, panting]

51
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-[stomach grumbling]
-[grunting, groaning]

52
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-Do you need--?
-No! Don't help me. I've got this.

53
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[grunts, dramatic moaning]

54
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[grunts, groans]

55
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You win, Templeton.

56
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-I'm... constipated!
-[stomach grumbling]

57
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You can control people with your mind?

58
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No wonder your head is so big.

59
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No, I said I'm--
What's wrong with the size of my head?

60
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Do you have any idea
what "constipated" means?

61
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Yes?

62
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Very convincing.

63
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Okay, brass tacks version.

64
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I can't... go.

65
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Boom-boom.

66
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"Boom-boom" is poop.

67
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[laughs] You said "poop."

68
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[gasps] You can't poop! That's awful!
Of course I'll get your monitor for you!

69
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I'm more embarrassed than anything.

70
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Usually, my down under runs like
a Formula One race car.

71
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It's okay. It happens to everybody.

72
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-I once ate a whole bag of taffy--
-Stop. No.

73
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This was not an invitation
to exchange bowel stories.

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[baby crying in distance]

75
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Double B, how's life in the field?

76
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[grunts] Been better.
Got a crying baby in my territory.

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[crying continues]

78
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Oh, wow.
Yeah, real four-alarm wailer right there.

79
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Run the factory specs for me. I wanna know
if this is gonna be a "situation."

80
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Will do. Give me ten.
Catch you back, Beebs.

81
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-See?
-[stomach grumbling]

82
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Ugh! Nothing I can't muscle through
with a good day's work. So keep it quiet.

83
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-No one else needs to know about this.
-Not even Mom?

84
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-Is Mom someone else?
-Yes?

85
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Then no.

86
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[scoffs] You can't hide being sick
from Mom. She's a mom.

87
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-Templeton-- [grunts]
-[stomach grumbles]

88
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-[Mom gasps]
-[gasps]

89
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-Ted, the baby's constipated!
-Don't worry, buddy.

90
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-We're prepped for this.
-[whispers] Help me.

91
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Gentle massage,
three fingers below the belly button.

92
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-[stomach grumbling]
-[moans]

93
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He looks stressed. Get his squeaky.

94
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Don't you worry.

95
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Mommy and Daddy are gonna pop the cork
on that stuffy bummy.

96
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[toy squeaking]

97
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Tweet, tweet, lifeguard.
Everybody out of the poo hole.

98
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-[squeaking faster]
-[stomach grumbles]

99
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Prune juice?

100
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-Extra pulp.
-Let's do this.

101
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You be a brave boy.
We will flush those wittle doody pipes.

102
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-[baby crying loudly]
-Ugh! Who is that kid?

103
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[crying continues]

104
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-Oh, my gosh!
-[gasps, grunts]

105
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Sorry, but you know what this is?

106
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-It's your first sick day.
-Sick days are for the weak and unionized.

107
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I just need to work-- [screams]
Cramping, cramping!

108
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No, Dad is right. You're all stressed.
Probably because you work all the time.

109
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And stress gives your poop sticky claws,
and the claws grab your inside,

110
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and the poops go,
"Grah! We're not leaving!"

111
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[laughs] Talking poop.

112
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I am positive that's not how
the human body works.

113
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So, sick day!
It's the best way to relax and get better.

114
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We can watch game shows all morning.

115
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It's your summer vacation, Templeton.
You watch TV every day.

116
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Besides,

117
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-how am I supposed to relax with...
-[crying continues]

118
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Ugh, it's a human car alarm!
And why didn't Mom know about this kid?

119
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-Why should she?
-Mommies always know.

120
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New babies are the measuring stick
to make sure their baby is superior.

121
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No, something's wrong here. [groans]

122
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Uppies to the window?

123
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If I help with this crying baby thing,
you'll take the sick day?

124
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I'll reopen discussions.

125
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[shouts] Easy!
I feel like I'm gonna pop a seam.

126
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Can't tell where it's coming from.

127
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I need my monitor, two walkie-talkies,
binoculars, and a favor.

128
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[crying continues]

129
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-It sounds like it's moving.
-Not possible. Keep searching.

130
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Where's that background
on the new arrival, Hendershot?

131
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Hang on. Just got your neighborhood file.

132
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[woman] Will someone tell that baby
to shut its mouth?

133
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-[woman 2] Knock it off!
-[crying continues]

134
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-[gasps]
-[crying continues]

135
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Where is it?

136
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Steady, Timmy. Hendershot,
at least give me a home address.

137
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Hmm. Uh, Beebs, there is no new baby
in your neighborhood.

138
00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:11,320
What? No, that's a baby cry.
Nobody else makes a sound like...

139
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[gasps] Templeton, behind you!

140
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-[suspenseful music playing]
-[gasping]

141
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[baby crying]

142
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It's not a baby.

143
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It's... a copycat.

144
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[laughs] I didn't even mean it like that.

145
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[suspenseful music playing]

146
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There's more than one of them.

147
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[cats mimic babies shrieking]

148
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[man groans]

149
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-[man] Will you please shut your baby up?
-[woman] My baby? That's your baby!

150
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[man] Baby, shut up!

151
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[rapid beeping]

152
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[overlapping chatter]

153
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What's happening?

154
00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:03,420
We got pockets of baby outrage
blooming all over town.

155
00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,880
More copycats?

156
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,460
Gotta be at least-- This little piggy,
this little piggy, this little piggy...

157
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Five, maybe more.
I ran out of little piggies.

158
00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:13,590
It's that maniac, Bootsy Calico.

159
00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,100
He must've trained a small army
of these shrieking pretenders.

160
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Better get your field team on this,
double-time. [shouts]

161
00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:23,730
-Way ahead of you--
-No! You are a sick baby.

162
00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:27,110
You're too stressed, and you need to relax
and watch TV with me.

163
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-Back, Templeton. Let me-- [screams]
-[stomach gurgles]

164
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Let me work through this.
I'm on a tight schedule.

165
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Mommy and Daddy could be back
with prune juice any minute.

166
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[Dad grunting]

167
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-Prune.
-There has to be an easier way to do this.

168
00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:48,040
I'm not paying
for some fancy store-bought juicer!

169
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[grunts]

170
00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:55,090
Give it! You are not...
[grunts] ...working today.

171
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Hard work... [grunts] ...fixes...

172
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[grunts] ...everything.

173
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-You okay there, BB?
-My baby brother is taking a sick day

174
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,690
because he is...

175
00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:11,320
-[beeps]
-[over PA] ...constipated!

176
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,690
[all gasping]

177
00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:16,450
-Wha-a-a...
-Oh, no.

178
00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:19,950
...a-a-a-a-a...

179
00:09:21,790 --> 00:09:24,620
-...a-a-a-a-at?
-[grunts]

180
00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,290
Mega Fat CEO Baby.

181
00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:32,380
Did something clog your schnitzel chute?
That's terrible-arious.

182
00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:38,050
Mega Fat CEO Baby's sympathy
is tainted with amusement.

183
00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:43,680
It's not a problem. [grunts] My team
can still take care of these copycats.

184
00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:46,980
Party, party, celebration.
Love that good news.

185
00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:52,190
Of course, your field team will have
to stop the copycats without you

186
00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:54,860
because you're taking a si-si-si-sick day.

187
00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,030
I just need... [grunts] ...to work.

188
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:05,700
Oh, oh, oh, no. No work
until you get the poo-poos out.

189
00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,420
-Hmm?
-If I catch you working, you're fired.

190
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,750
If your team fails without you,
you're also fired.

191
00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:14,170
-What?
-Call it a catch number two.

192
00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:18,470
Have fun at home with your man-baby,
whatever his name is. I want to say Cody.

193
00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:21,140
-It's actually--
-Your name is now Cody.

194
00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,730
All right. Ooh!
Templeton, pace me back and forth.

195
00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:30,770
-Why?
-Because it's dramatic and you owe me.

196
00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,190
All right, these copycats are out there.

197
00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:37,360
They're moving, and they're damaging
our business more and more

198
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,280
with every phony baby cry.

199
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:43,700
How are we supposed to catch them all,
sir, even with the substitutes?

200
00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:47,370
-We're temporary!
-Turn me, hands on hips.

201
00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,920
You don't catch them all.

202
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,750
You catch one copycat

203
00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:55,840
and make it lead you to the ringleader,
Bootsy Calico.

204
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,590
Stop him, you stop them.

205
00:10:57,670 --> 00:10:59,260
-Brilliant!
-Can't lose!

206
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:04,390
I'll join you as soon as I can, uh...
offshore my personal assets.

207
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,310
Thank you for that disgusting
illustration, Templeton.

208
00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:12,520
-You're welcome.
-[Mom] Tim, is the baby upstairs?

209
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,110
[Dad] We got the juice
that'll make your stool loose.

210
00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:16,570
-Juice?
-No juice, Jimbo.

211
00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:20,030
-Just go, go, go! Oh!
-[stomach grumbling]

212
00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:24,370
-[mimics baby crying]
-[man groans] Babies!

213
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:29,450
Snatch and grab. We move stealthy
and silent, like the cold hand of death.

214
00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,830
-What if I need to be loud?
-Don't.

215
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,090
-What if there's a ghost?
-Ghosts are spooky.

216
00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,300
-You have to scream.
-Cat got away.

217
00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:39,630
Darn it!

218
00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:43,300
[burps]

219
00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:46,220
I don't think the prune juice is working.

220
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:49,140
Try to make him do this,
therapeutic swaying.

221
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:53,350
It's a rock crusher for bowel blockages.
I do this before every movement.

222
00:11:55,690 --> 00:12:00,860
-I feel weird when you call it a movement.
-It's a perfectly scientific word.

223
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:03,490
-Parents make movements too, Timmy.
-Mom!

224
00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:07,240
Ooh, yeah, yeah!
I can really feel it dancing.

225
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:14,750
-Can I try to help the baby?
-You really want to?

226
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,380
You said he's stressed,

227
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:20,550
and it just so happens
his big brother is an expert relaxer.

228
00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:22,550
-He can hang out with me.
-[giggling]

229
00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:25,260
-[whispering] Game shows.
-[continues giggling]

230
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,970
Aw! Honey, that's so sweet!

231
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,010
Couldn't hurt.

232
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,350
[giggling]

233
00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:33,140
I need to go make a movement now, anyway.

234
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,060
-[groans]
-[cat mimics baby crying]

235
00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:38,860
[woman] Come on!
Put a pacifier in that thing already!

236
00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:40,610
[purring]

237
00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:50,790
[Jimbo] Belly flop!

238
00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:53,250
[copycat squeaks]

239
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,620
Yay! I got the copykitty.

240
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:58,290
[Staci] Get off of me, Jimbo!

241
00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:01,130
[gasps] It knows how to copy Staci.
[grunts]

242
00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:04,300
I am the mighty hunter! [howling]

243
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,890
-[howling]
-Boo!

244
00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:11,770
Okay, we've got cereal...
and look at all the game show options.

245
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:15,520
Stump the Chimp,
The Two-Dollar Double Date.

246
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,560
Ooh! Name Those Noises!

247
00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:22,860
I find none of this enjoyable.
I should be out there with my team.

248
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,490
Well, you can't, okay?

249
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:28,780
Your CEO boss said you can't work
until you poop, or you get fired.

250
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:34,000
I'm a corner office baby. I should be able
to fill my diaper in two seconds flat.

251
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,960
This is mail room intern behavior.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

252
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,750
Look, I didn't wanna tell you this
because you're already stressed,

253
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,800
but when sick days don't fix things,
Mom and Dad have to try something...

254
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,260
worse.

255
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:49,760
Is worse faster? Because if so--

256
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,470
-[stomach grumbling]
-[screaming]

257
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,220
He's still hurting that bad?

258
00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:57,850
Tim, this was so sweet of you to try,
but I think it's time.

259
00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:58,770
No!

260
00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:01,940
We need to take him to...
the pediatrician.

261
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,860
You mean Dr. Kevin?

262
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:07,450
-Yes, Dr. Kevin.
-[ominous music playing]

263
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,320
-[drill whirring]
-[bell dings on TV]

264
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:12,450
[woman] Is it a pipe organ
and an electric drill?

265
00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,950
-[bell dinging]
-[man] You named those noises!

266
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,660
[game show theme music playing]

267
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:24,800
-[mimics baby crying]
-Stop crying! Where's Bootsy Calico?

268
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,260
How many copycats are out there?

269
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,720
No more wah-wah!

270
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:33,680
It's bad cop/good cop, Jimbo.
We can't both be the bad cop.

271
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:38,980
-Where's Bootsy Calico?
-Who do you work for?

272
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,610
-How long have you been a cat?
-Stop it!

273
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:44,820
There's just one bad cop, and it's me!

274
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,820
Who put you in charge?

275
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,990
[yelling] Who put you in charge?

276
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:51,160
We're interrogating the cat, not me!

277
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,280
I got confused!

278
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,580
[copycat purring]

279
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,790
Jimbo, stop petting the cat!

280
00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:59,870
I was being good cop.

281
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:01,920
-[moans]
-What's happening?

282
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:07,130
-What's wrong with Dr. Kevin?
-What's wrong with Dr. Kevin? Shots!

283
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,550
[gasps] He wouldn't.

284
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:12,970
Medicine that tastes
like a cherry barfed until it died.

285
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:16,220
-Not in my mouth.
-Your mouth if you're lucky.

286
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:20,020
-No!
-And he doesn't even give stickers.

287
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,850
Where's the quid pro quo?

288
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:25,520
-You do not want to go to Dr. Kevin.
-I really don't.

289
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:30,110
Then forget relaxing.
You need to fill that diaper right now.

290
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,740
Agreed, but how?

291
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,660
Whatever it takes.

292
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,330
Faster! Chug it!

293
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:41,210
-[inhales deeply]
-Now blow, but don't breathe.

294
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,120
[grunting]

295
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,330
-Boo!
-[exhales]

296
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,290
[grunts] It's constipation,
not the hiccups.

297
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,250
Boo!

298
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,170
-[stomach grumbling]
-[grunting]

299
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,550
-No. [groans]
-[stomach grumbling]

300
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:57,430
At least I'm trying. You keep complaining
about not being at your stupid work.

301
00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:01,100
And why does that copycat sound like
it's crying in our basement?

302
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:04,520
-I'll go. [groaning]
-You focus on pooping.

303
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,690
[mimics baby crying]

304
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:08,400
-Listen to me!
-You're not the boss!

305
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,110
-We don't have a boss.
-It's anarchy!

306
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,990
The law can't touch me. Yeah!

307
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,070
[groans]

308
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:19,540
Hey! What's going on?
And why are you in our basement?

309
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,250
I haven't cleaned mine up
from the last interrogation.

310
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,290
What interrogation? You caught a copycat?

311
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,750
-Yes!
-Cat got away.

312
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,130
-[cat mimics baby crying]
-[man screams] There it goes again!

313
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:34,760
-[woman] I hate babies!
-One, two, three, not my fault!

314
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,800
-[both] Not it!
-Jimbo's fault!

315
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:39,930
-Aw!
-You were supposed to take care of this

316
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:42,730
so my brother could relax
and get unconstipated.

317
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,140
Oh, you're so perfect.

318
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:47,400
Why don't you tell us
your copycat plan, huh?

319
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,400
What? Uh, no. My job was...

320
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,860
I don't have a--
I don't like being in charge.

321
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,240
[gasps] I know what to do.

322
00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,330
Yeah! Anarchy!

323
00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:02,250
Oh, no.

324
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:07,000
-Dad, where's the baby?
-Your mom took him to see Dr. Kevin.

325
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,880
-What?
-Aw, you look stressed. Sway with me.

326
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,090
No!

327
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,470
[man] You're listening
to Clashing Opinions on Radio Drone.

328
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,680
Up next, diced onions on hot dogs?

329
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,770
-[gasps]
-Yes or no?

330
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:25,810
-How is that even a question? No!
-[tires screeching]

331
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,310
[panting]

332
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,900
Got him!
Point-three klicks, straight ahead.

333
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,410
[man] Joining us now on the spicy brown
versus yellow mustard debate...

334
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,040
-[toy squeaks]
-We're fortunate to have

335
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,000
the junior senator from Pennsylvania.

336
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,920
-Senator, where do you stand?
-[squeaking]

337
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,050
-[senator speaking incoherently]
-Ugh! Grow a spine, ya flip-flopper!

338
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:55,130
-[man] Well said, Mr. Senator.
-[Mom] Stop praising him! No!

339
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:59,050
[man 2] If I could cut in here,
let's agree that all decent real Americans

340
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,470
-prefer untoasted buns.
-[Boss Baby] What?

341
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,930
-[Mom] You don't speak for me!
-[senator babbles]

342
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:05,600
[man] There's no call
for that kind of language, Senator.

343
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,230
[man 2] Toasted buns?
Pure moral degeneracy.

344
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,730
[Mom] I'll toast your buns,
you shallow puddle

345
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:14,530
-of toxic rain sludge! [grunts]
-[man] Thank you, Senator.

346
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:17,240
We'll now take some calls.
Hello, you're on...

347
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,790
[Boss Baby grunts]

348
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:26,870
Templeton, what?

349
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,170
We've got five minutes
before Mom reaches Dr. Kevin's office.

350
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:34,460
And probably ten before she stops yelling
at talk radio and realizes you're gone.

351
00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:37,380
I appreciate the temporary reprieve,
but... [grunting]

352
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,590
...oh, it's kicking in there.

353
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,840
[clears throat]

354
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:43,560
We're still in the same constipation
situation. Tell me you have a plan.

355
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:47,520
No, I do not. And your team
is a disaster without you.

356
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,350
Sir, for the record, I was very good.

357
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,520
You can put that in your report.
"Very good. Staci.

358
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,570
A gold star of excellence, really."

359
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:59,490
I'm... [grunts] I'm not seeing
how this is helpful.

360
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:04,580
I don't like being in charge, but you do.
Being the boss makes you happy.

361
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:08,120
And being happy relaxes you.
And if you're relaxed...

362
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:14,670
[all making fart noises]

363
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:18,090
Yes, thank you, all of you.
I got it without the restroom orchestra.

364
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:22,010
But the fact remains Mega Fat CEO Baby
will fire me if he catches me working

365
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:24,050
-before I fill my diaper.
-[Staci scoffs]

366
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:27,310
Bosses don't work. They just give orders.

367
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,430
Loophole!

368
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:33,610
So, what do we do, Boss?

369
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:36,980
[toy squeaking]

370
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,200
We fight stress with stress.

371
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:47,910
[toy squeaking, meowing]

372
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,120
-[squeaking, meowing continues]
-[growling]

373
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,120
Incoming!

374
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,580
More incoming!

375
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,460
[squeaking, meowing continues]

376
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:59,260
[copycats growling]

377
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,050
-Sir?
-Wait for it.

378
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:13,100
Well, well. Welly, well, wellsy, wellaby,
well, well, well. Boss Baby.

379
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,940
Bootsy Calico.

380
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,900
You obviously wanted my attention.

381
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:20,110
And tickle me plum pickled,
here I am... [chuckles]

382
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:23,400
...with so many of my naughty,
noisy friends.

383
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,320
-[snaps fingers]
-[cats mimic babies crying]

384
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:28,660
[woman] Stop crying already!

385
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:32,870
-[man] I hate babies! I hate all babies!
-[man 2] Ooh, I should get a cat!

386
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,670
-[man 3] Stop it! Stop it!
-Is this what you wanted

387
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,290
from your cute little cat-call stunt?

388
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:41,710
No, I just wanted to let you know
the office supply store

389
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,590
is out of kitten stress toys.

390
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,300
I-I'm sorry. Why would I care about--?

391
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,390
Because we bought them all.

392
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,730
Big hug!

393
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:59,440
[toys squeaking, meowing]

394
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,610
[man] I hate cats! I hate all cats!

395
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:04,200
[woman] I don't want any cats
in this neighborhood!

396
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,780
-[man] They're worse than babies!
-[man 2] I hate cats! I hate cats!

397
00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:12,290
-[growls]
-[toys squeaking, meowing]

398
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,790
Call it mutually assured destruction.

399
00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:18,960
Your crybaby copycats
could wipe us off the love map,

400
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,710
but now we cry-kitty-copy-babies
could do the same to you.

401
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:26,220
So, Bootsy Calico, who's gonna blink?

402
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,770
[hisses]

403
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,940
I respectfully withdraw.

404
00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:41,440
See that you do.

405
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,690
[meowing]

406
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,320
-[all cheering]
-We did it!

407
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,660
And don't let me catch you
in this neighborhood again--

408
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,160
-[farts]
-[Tim gasps]

409
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,580
Don't leak, don't leak,
don't leak, don't leak!

410
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:56,370
Turkey dogs are flavorless abominations,
and we are done talking about this!

411
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,590
Okay, baby, let's get you inside
Dr. Kevin-- [gags]

412
00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:06,130
Oh, sweet mercy! [coughs]
Is someone boiling cabbage?

413
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,050
[gasps]

414
00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:11,970
Oh, good boy! Did you just save Mommy
an expensive doctor's office co-pay?

415
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:14,180
-Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
-[giggling]

416
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:20,400
[Calico] Listen up. We're shutting down
the copycat program.

417
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,560
[all meowing]

418
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:26,280
No, no, no. It's all right.
Long game, sugar boogers. Long game.

419
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:33,330
Besides, our star pupil already mastered
the only sound my plan really needs.

420
00:22:33,410 --> 00:22:34,910
[laughs]

421
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,880
[siren wails]

422
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,420
[theme song playing]

423
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,360
♪ Boss Baby ♪