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IRWAREZ.COM

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Narrator: You are in a karate club

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Jump from the tree like a monkey, elf!

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on the pier

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Now relax here.

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Massage it with a couplet.

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I will finish the work.

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beat everyone

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Narrator: And in the street

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Sel: Put your face as close to his face as you can.

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Moore: That man

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Just standing there.

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Announcer: And tonight's big loser

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with the most humiliating

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excuse me

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He faces the challenge.

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Sel: Oh my God!

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in my life

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I have never seen anything like this.

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We are here for you

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Tiger Shulmans Karate

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We have kickboxing

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And we teach the class of wearing gloves.

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We do this as a group.

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There are Moor and Joe

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Against me and Sal.

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We have to do whatever they say.

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They also have to do whatever we say.

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I am ready to kill them with karate.

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You are like a pair

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You are a great sensei... of course not!

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hello everyone I am Shishu James.

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Shishu Joe

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well

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Well, let's start with some basic moves.

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All right, listen... we're going to run a scenario, guys.

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Let's play a quick scenario.

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Suppose one of you is a bully.

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For example, suppose one of us is a bully.

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hey dude

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hey

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That is my parking spot.

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I was there first. Well, understand!

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And it comes to your waist, right?

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Using your body weight.

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Straight down... BOOM!

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attack He will kill me.

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The seat belt was locked.

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All right, it's a seat belt... a seat belt.

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Q: Start rolling.

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Moore: Oh my God!

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Say, "Okay, class. Pair up and start rolling."

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So, we want everyone to pair up.

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Use your impulse. Twist and roll.

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Twist and roll.

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a roll

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You can only roll.

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ok

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What if the attacker comes from behind?

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Q: Moor, jump on his back.

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what are you doing

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in this situation?

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Put yourself on the ground... that's right.

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right straight down

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All right, guys. Now go to the punching bag.

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Everyone kneel down. kneel down

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Sel: This is how you deal with a bully.

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Suppose this is the school bully.

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Attack that bag with two people and count it.

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So it's going to be

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calculate it

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turn

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Attack like crazy! Crazy!

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Calculate it

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and tell him:

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"You can't take my lunch money!"

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Go away, Moore.

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Jump from the tree like a monkey, elf!

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tuberculosis.

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This is how you knock someone down.

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Well, there are four points

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We must always protect them.

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what are they Your face first, right?

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Touch her face, Joe.

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You must always protect him.

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face first

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keep your hands up

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The second point... the neck.

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Q: Touch his neck.

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Always keep your chin down.

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What is the third point?

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Solar plexus. That's right... your chest.

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And what is the fourth point?

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Yes, your private parts... that's right.

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Touch her pubic hair. - Touch his pubic hair!

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no

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What a great teammate, Moore.

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how are you guys

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Are you ready for a good class?

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Sel, show them what not to do.

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Show them how not to slap the bag.

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You don't want to do this.

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ok

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And then go back to the first position.

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You are not going to win the fight with this.

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Let's do something else. - Okay

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Guys, we want to show you a new move.

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Joe: New move!

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We want to show you a movement called "Your tail is hot, girl".

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very well

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very well

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Why a bit of...

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Do you want to do...

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of newer things?

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Some new things?

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Guys, come on down.

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very well

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in defensive mode.

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Now, when... he attacks me,

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I do what I'm told...

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"You're hot, girl."

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You are hot, girl!

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Come down... with your right to attack!

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knock it back

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Say "no-no." - No-no

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No-no, girl!

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no go ahead

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Tickling! - Tickling!

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Tickling! - Tickling!

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Tickling!

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Tickling!

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Tickling!

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Will someone come to help me?

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We now know its kryptonite

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Joe's kryptonite... Murray's balls

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America... Amer...

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America's kryptonite

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Murray's balls

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Do you think... you still know how to wink?

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The older I get, the less I care about everything

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And this is attractive for adultery

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Women's expectations have fallen.

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And we are exactly where they are looking for.

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We are in a very good position now.

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We don't care where we are, ladies

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Our age doesn't matter to them anymore.

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We are now alive from...

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Times Square

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We are going to play the role of a TV reporter.

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But we are going to be...

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The worst television reporters in history.

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why Because we are telling each other

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what to say and what to do

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yes This is clip.

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come on

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The year is going by.

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Would you like to be interviewed for TV?

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Would you like to be interviewed for TV?

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yes ok good

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Have you gone on vacation this summer yet?

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By the way, I am on vacation now.

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Ah... you're here... so you're not from New York?

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No, I'm from here, but now I live in Dallas, Texas.

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Shake your hand behind your hip, - as if you just bitten.

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Where do you recommend people?

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If they are going to Dallas, will you go too?

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to

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yes

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excuse me excuse me

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Tell me what you have learned so far.

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And what do you want to do?

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with that document

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Sal, make your mouth water!

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Maybe just... um...

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um...

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Just, basically, a...

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You are... you are... your mouth is watering a little.

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His mouth started watering... great.

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This is James Murray from Times Square.

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And today - I am with...

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Smithy

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If you had to live

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Somewhere else - other than New York

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where do you think you were going

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You can do it with that microphone

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Touch different places.

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Have you ever been there?

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Joe: Go ahead.

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to travel - Just traveling.

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You followed the heat wave

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that covers the southwest?

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Do the temperature on you

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Or did your mother have an influence here?

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Is the temperature...

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Um... - Joe: Say, say!

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Does the temperature affect it?

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Does the temperature affect it?

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Q: Tell me! Say!

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Em, Em

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Has the temperature affected you - physically?

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what is your name - Nick

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nice atmosphere Nice to meet you.

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Joe, keep saying "push him" under his breath when he talks.

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what do you think

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Is it better to take it here?

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Bus or ferry?

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press it

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Two long journeys. - Press it.

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who comes to new york

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What should it do?

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press it

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Eat cheap food.

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The price of eating is the same. - Ok.

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And then what places should he see?

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press it

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How much is it?

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let me ask you

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MOORE: Joe, take the mic

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A quick question

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in front of his mouth

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And just look at each other.

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don't say anything

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Q: Just wait. - Wait until he gets tired.

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Bring your face as close to his face as you can.

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bring it closer

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closer

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closer

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that guy

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He is just standing there.

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People are crazy, Dad.

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And all this from Times Square.

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ok - What is your name?

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what is

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ok

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I call you "Sammy".

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I call you "Sammy".

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How about this heat, han?

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So it's nothing to you, huh?

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Oh, you love to talk, don't you? - You love...

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Is he still talking? - He is still talking.

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Sal: He gave him the microphone.

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It's going!

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Taxi!

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Year!

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Is he taking a taxi?

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what is he doing - He is still talking.

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Moore did not fool anyone

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With his reporting skills

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Or with a bowtie, okay?

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I just put it back!

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Sal: No one ever wants to talk to Q.

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Well no. "The one no one can get close to" is yours.

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Because you have those small eyes.

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I don't trust you. - -Yes, you do.

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They always jump here and there. - They are always like this...

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Narrator: - Moore is two points behind.

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And on the fast track

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towards losing

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We are in the pharmacy

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that we must approach the customers

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and convince them not to buy anything.

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How are we going to do this?

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Using an irrelevant reason

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which other children give us.

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But wait, friends! this

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It's a "Joker vs. Joker" challenge.

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Oh, yes!

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must play

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Whoever takes off the pink,

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smell - - Let's go. don't look

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don't look

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I see!

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All: Yes!

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Q: Okay, Moore.

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Let's do it, buddy.

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If I were you, I would not buy that brand.

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this one

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at all

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yes No, no, no, no.

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Yeah, I'll tell you why I didn't get it.

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Nazi Germany

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I don't get more of these

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Because of Nazi Germany.

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I don't know

284
00:09:39,418 --> 00:09:40,667
If you know Nazi Germany.

285
00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:42,944
It is a little known fact

286
00:09:42,968 --> 00:09:45,200
that Eva Brown

287
00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:47,211
who was Adolf Hitler's wife,

288
00:09:47,235 --> 00:09:49,200
He had a child who survived

289
00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:50,827
After the Third Reich was overthrown

290
00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:52,500
by the US government.

291
00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:53,911
And that kid... he had a habit

292
00:09:53,935 --> 00:09:55,300
Erase (itself) with this mark.

293
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,010
Um... so, it's kind of like if you buy this,

294
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,376
Maybe you support the Nazis.

295
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,511
what

296
00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:02,667
yes strange i know

297
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:03,744
I might get these.

298
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:04,800
This is comparable.

299
00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:04,867
it's... you know

300
00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:06,743
And, for me, it's... - I always, you know,

301
00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,127
Just a fan

302
00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:09,533
wow

303
00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:12,000
from allies

304
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,560
You know, friend. - The decision is yours

305
00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,367
Buy the tissues

306
00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:18,367
come on

307
00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:19,577
Buy the tissues

308
00:10:19,601 --> 00:10:20,767
Oh Marie!

309
00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,809
Vaisa, Vaisa, Vaisa, Vaisa, Vaisa. - Vaisa wait a minute

310
00:10:27,867 --> 00:10:29,610
Well... - Did he just use it?

311
00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,020
I would like to stay as far away from Adolf Hitler as possible

312
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:33,827
You know, friend

313
00:10:33,851 --> 00:10:34,867
The decision is yours

314
00:10:34,933 --> 00:10:36,773
At any cost, - if you want it, get it

315
00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:37,644
But only, you know

316
00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:38,977
take it - Take it from him

317
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,294
take it from him

318
00:10:40,318 --> 00:10:41,567
take it from him

319
00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:43,444
Take it from him and buy it, - sir

320
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:44,644
I know - hard

321
00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,143
As if, you know, - "Do I support the Third Reich?

322
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,176
Or do I, like... - No, I don't

323
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,977
"You know, 50 cents extra?"

324
00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:50,733
So what do you say mate?

325
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,827
do you change

326
00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:52,900
to my brand?

327
00:10:52,967 --> 00:10:54,411
This is my friend

328
00:10:54,435 --> 00:10:55,900
This is my friend

329
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:57,444
That's right, friend. come on

330
00:10:57,468 --> 00:10:58,967
Let's fight racism from the roots

331
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:04,044
Moore: All right, Sal. - That woman is wearing a hat

332
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:09,800
Q: Take it, Sal

333
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,376
Oh, it's a... - That nail file?

334
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,667
yes metallic

335
00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:19,077
metallic

336
00:11:19,101 --> 00:11:20,467
yes

337
00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,410
Um... -

338
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,633
um

339
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:24,911
I would not take it

340
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,167
That special nail file

341
00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,294
atmosphere

342
00:11:27,318 --> 00:11:28,400
Because of prison riots

343
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,544
I don't know

344
00:11:31,568 --> 00:11:32,867
Will you really like it?

345
00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,144
It is easy to hide

346
00:11:34,168 --> 00:11:35,400
I'm in the middle... Excuse me

347
00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,900
how are you

348
00:11:36,685 --> 00:11:37,967
Hello, Stella

349
00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:39,944
great - I haven't seen you for a long time

350
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,060
yes

351
00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:42,133
what happened

352
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,927
oh thank god

353
00:11:43,951 --> 00:11:45,700
yes

354
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:47,733
I am careful

355
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,577
Q: Who cares?

356
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,710
went - He is buying a nail file

357
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,233
I'm trying not to lose

358
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,494
I found one

359
00:11:54,518 --> 00:11:55,733
I'm joking here

360
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,476
The song "Thank you for being a friend" in Sarme

361
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,767
really

362
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,543
I'm losing because - an old woman stopped me?

363
00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:04,210
Get a vehicle. - go

364
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:06,667
Well, - Moore won

365
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,467
right

366
00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,653
I just have a sharper tongue than the rest of you

367
00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:11,667
That's what my mom used to say

368
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:13,610
All: What? - This is not true!

369
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,127
Narrator: For the year, the pharmacy

370
00:12:17,151 --> 00:12:19,033
The verdict was failure

371
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,111
But can he beat Moore?

372
00:12:21,135 --> 00:12:23,167
For last place?

373
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,277
It is a year old

374
00:12:24,301 --> 00:12:25,367
Worst luck

375
00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,177
What happened when you parked your car?

376
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:28,294
away from others

377
00:12:28,318 --> 00:12:29,367
And when we came out

378
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:30,694
He was a homeless person

379
00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:32,000
Who was sleeping on your car?

380
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,243
We are on the sidewalk, touching people

381
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:40,548
Well, professional. - We are giving them free massages

382
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,743
right - While this is happening

383
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,887
We must do and say - what others tell us

384
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:46,177
Whoever gets the least tip loses

385
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,533
Let's go massage the people first

386
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,927
He is good at this. I feel bad

387
00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:50,300
How good it is

388
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,577
All right, Moore. - It's your turn, friend

389
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,509
Ma'am, we have a special offer - on the sidewalk

390
00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:58,977
what is your name - Mary

391
00:12:59,067 --> 00:12:59,710
Mary? - Yes

392
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,333
James

393
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,344
ok I work on the neck area first

394
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,743
I'm going to give you a "necklace".

395
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:05,794
And, um, I'm going to

396
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:06,867
I will try to give you

397
00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,133
Little Yeh - "Gardengasem"

398
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:11,144
no My dad is there

399
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:12,767
really

400
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:14,500
may hit you

401
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,761
Oh, I don't want to

402
00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:17,067
I will get into trouble with your father.

403
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,327
There is a special part of your body that

404
00:13:18,351 --> 00:13:19,567
Does it bother you a lot today?

405
00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:21,767
everything

406
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,610
Your spine is completely messed up.

407
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:24,944
Your spine is a little...

408
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,233
Where is it?

409
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,409
away from your seat.

410
00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:32,944
The spine should

411
00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:34,500
go straight

412
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:35,767
Straight to the seat.

413
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,577
He made a left turn

414
00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:39,900
like a...

415
00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,310
ok

416
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,694
well

417
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,033
you were great

418
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,643
If you like - you can tip.

419
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,410
Do not tip him. - Don't tip him.

420
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,861
We have a tip jar over there.

421
00:13:48,885 --> 00:13:50,267
If you are interested

422
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,053
Does he understand - what he was doing?

423
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:54,100
Sal: Oh!

424
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,033
How great!

425
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,177
Oh!

426
00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:57,300
Wow!

427
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:58,967
Joe: Well, Sal should get more than a dollar.

428
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:00,410
just sit

429
00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:01,833
right here

430
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,309
Do you want to see - tickle?

431
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,376
Ken, I want to see - are you ticklish or not?

432
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,611
what do you have

433
00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:06,867
Tickle, tickle!

434
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,177
how are you - Nothing?

435
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:09,533
Kenny! Kenny!

436
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,761
yes you are ticklish

437
00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:11,967
you are ticklish

438
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,760
nothing

439
00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:15,533
Ken is not a tickler.

440
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,080
You are a physiotherapist - or...

441
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,533
No, I'm not. no

442
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,800
I am Sal.

443
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:20,867
how are you

444
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:21,927
sit down sit down

445
00:14:21,951 --> 00:14:23,033
take it easy

446
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,600
Moore: Sal, burp really loud.

447
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,700
Q: It is getting ready.

448
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,644
Oh, sorry.

449
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:30,668
excuse me

450
00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,010
I belched. excuse me

451
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,333
I had eaten too much lunch.

452
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,433
All right, Jeff.

453
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,743
He never tips her, - right?

454
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:36,744
It is not possible.

455
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,768
It is giving!

456
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,610
Oh my god... - - Thank you so much.

457
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,010
Two dollars. - Thank you very much.

458
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,111
Two dollars!

459
00:14:42,135 --> 00:14:43,167
Two dollars!

460
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,744
Joe: Look at this mess. who

461
00:14:44,768 --> 00:14:46,300
From whom does he accept massage?

462
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:48,310
Do you want a massage? - Very well, friend.

463
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,400
Just hang your hands.

464
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,694
Moore: Q, say you want to...

465
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:52,967
Get a feel of his body.

466
00:14:53,033 --> 00:14:54,709
very well I just want - to get a feel of your body.

467
00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:55,710
And now just lie down.

468
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:56,734
method

469
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,844
Also down.

470
00:14:57,868 --> 00:14:58,933
ok I just want...

471
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,411
I just want a complete feeling...

472
00:15:00,435 --> 00:15:01,867
Take it from you, okay?

473
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:02,933
yes

474
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,767
ok

475
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,600
um

476
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,867
you just ate - You just ate.

477
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,400
how does it feel

478
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,644
good

479
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:14,867
I'm just feeling it.

480
00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:16,060
ok yes

481
00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:17,233
good

482
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,210
Moore: Stay. - Don't do anything.

483
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,911
just stay don't move

484
00:15:20,935 --> 00:15:22,567
don't move

485
00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,476
I want to work on your back. - How does it feel?

486
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,261
ok Now I just want...

487
00:15:26,285 --> 00:15:28,067
work on your back

488
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:29,267
Oh, does it feel good?

489
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,867
It feels good, yes.

490
00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:32,294
And now I want to work

491
00:15:32,318 --> 00:15:33,700
On the upper back.

492
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,410
Upper back? Q: Upper back.

493
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,277
lower back - lower back

494
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,627
upper back

495
00:15:38,651 --> 00:15:39,933
lower back

496
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,900
We are done, brother.

497
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:41,833
Q does not receive any tips.

498
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,061
We accept tips.

499
00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:44,267
oh, you know

500
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,844
If you think the service...

501
00:15:45,868 --> 00:15:47,400
He was entitled to a tip

502
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:48,576
Will you tip me when you come back?

503
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,510
ok buddy - Do you have anything for me now?

504
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,277
- There is no tip!

505
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:54,944
Yes, you like it

506
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,000
Can I get a free massage?

507
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,777
come you

508
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:59,533
Massage this girl

509
00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,600
Use everything except your hands

510
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,627
we do

511
00:16:00,651 --> 00:16:01,700
Unusual massage

512
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,010
The hardest part - the body

513
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,510
how does it feel - Very good

514
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,233
Very nice, isn't it?

515
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,409
Use your nose. - Go to work

516
00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:10,910
And now we want to go

517
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,433
Go to the jackhammer

518
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,833
Jackhammer?

519
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,180
Use your hips to massage it

520
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,776
And now we want to - just knock

521
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,477
We just want to get it done

522
00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,267
beat it all

523
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,061
And it's your turn

524
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,567
Mer: Okay Joey

525
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:28,527
As you massage it, take...

526
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:30,467
Choose different clothes

527
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,809
Sal: - He kicked them

528
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:44,767
Your pants too, buddy

529
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:51,267
ok - How did it feel?

530
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,044
Oh, that felt good. - It was great. Mehshar

531
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,333
So, we accept tips

532
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,310
Q: - Totally dumb

533
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,976
Whatever you like... whatever - you want to put it there

534
00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:02,767
He at all

535
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,210
great He gave him a tip!

536
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,777
thank you very much

537
00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:07,300
A person in his shorts

538
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,367
Another job search

539
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,276
Mer: - Q, you couldn't get a tip

540
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,843
I gave her the best massage I could

541
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:13,943
I have a tip for you - right here

542
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,677
- It is very big... a big tip

543
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,344
Narrator: - Mer is the big loser tonight

544
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,110
So now it's going to happen

545
00:17:21,134 --> 00:17:22,833
be punished

546
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:22,900
This is the dirtiest thing we have ever thought of

547
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,200
ok

548
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,611
You are going to the laundry room

549
00:17:26,635 --> 00:17:28,000
in front of a stranger

550
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,261
Take off their underwear

551
00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:30,500
from your basket

552
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:31,644
Put it on your face

553
00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:32,767
for 10 seconds

554
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,277
This is a lot of fun! This is a lot of fun!

555
00:17:34,301 --> 00:17:35,767
I do not do this!

556
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:36,994
in this area

557
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:36,994
no

558
00:17:37,018 --> 00:17:37,018
for 10 seconds

559
00:17:37,018 --> 00:17:38,200
This is not possible

560
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,809
You have done a lot more work. We all know. let's go

561
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:39,833
no My life I'm serious. - Come on, friend

562
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,700
Mr

563
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:43,094
Mer: I can't do this, guys

564
00:17:43,118 --> 00:17:44,467
This... this is ridiculous

565
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:46,300
he is going

566
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,994
Sal: He always seems to be a bit of a jerk

567
00:17:48,018 --> 00:17:49,667
He does whatever and wherever he is

568
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:49,733
oh my god - Go to that lady

569
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:51,467
that back

570
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:52,710
go

571
00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:53,933
go that yes, that

572
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,744
go go - Omra no

573
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,844
Murray. I mean, you can't say no

574
00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,327
So you better just go

575
00:17:59,351 --> 00:18:00,767
isn't it?

576
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,267
Attack like a hawk

577
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,544
Well done, Mr

578
00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:04,800
look at them

579
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,077
yes, they

580
00:18:06,101 --> 00:18:07,333
What beautiful umbrellas!

581
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,411
do it do it do it

582
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,467
do it

583
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:10,944
He is checking it

584
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:12,400
go to work

585
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,467
Go! Go! His back is to us

586
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:12,467
So, who is that man over there? - Of course

587
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,867
oh

588
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,467
oh

589
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:16,527
Mer: Oh my God

590
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:17,567
He is her husband

591
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,000
Now things got exciting

592
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,167
Mer is dying of fear

593
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,810
are you nervous - How do you think Mer feels?

594
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,277
Do it! Do it!

595
00:18:31,301 --> 00:18:32,700
Go, Murray, go!

596
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,210
It's going! - He is leaving

597
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,877
very well let's go - Oh my God!

598
00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,644
Oh! - Oh my God!

599
00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:40,267
He just stole them

600
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,876
Murray, you have to - put them on your head

601
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,767
Not for stealing shorts!

602
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,710
Let's go! - Let's go!

603
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,667
Wow!

604
00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:50,533
Oh God!

605
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,367
Oh God!

606
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,677
These...

607
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:58,767
is this yours

608
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:02,067
I am very sorry.

609
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,400
Only 5 more seconds.

610
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:06,767
All: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

611
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,067
Yes!

612
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:10,233
I am very sorry.

613
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,667
I thought this...

614
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:14,744
I'm sorry - I thought this was mine.

615
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,433
I'm really sorry.

616
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:24,432
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