1 00:00:02,222 --> 00:00:03,092 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:04,354 --> 00:00:05,442 There's this girl. Okay. 3 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:07,270 She works at the music store. 4 00:00:07,401 --> 00:00:08,924 Yes. Pretty. 5 00:00:09,054 --> 00:00:10,926 Hi. Uh, this is Chloe. 6 00:00:11,056 --> 00:00:12,232 I'm Connor's dad. 7 00:00:12,362 --> 00:00:13,581 Nice to meet you, Connor's dad. 8 00:00:13,711 --> 00:00:14,799 She's here? 9 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:16,105 Yep. 10 00:00:16,236 --> 00:00:18,542 So you got to meet her and I didn't? 11 00:00:18,673 --> 00:00:20,109 That is what happened. 12 00:00:24,635 --> 00:00:25,680 Damn. 13 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:28,117 Let me, I'm good with those. 14 00:00:28,248 --> 00:00:30,424 Well, I have seen you get my bra off with one hand. 15 00:00:31,947 --> 00:00:34,166 When something's important, you put in the effort. 16 00:00:34,297 --> 00:00:35,777 Thank you. 17 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,389 So... Mother's Day is coming up. 18 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,086 I know. You don't have to get me anything. 19 00:00:41,217 --> 00:00:42,653 Are you sure? 20 00:00:42,784 --> 00:00:43,828 This ain't one of those times 21 00:00:43,959 --> 00:00:45,090 when you say you don't want nothing, 22 00:00:45,221 --> 00:00:46,831 but what you really want is for me to surprise you 23 00:00:46,962 --> 00:00:48,137 with exactly what you want? 24 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:51,053 What? No. Why would you think that? 25 00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:53,098 Well, I've seen it a bunch on TV 26 00:00:53,229 --> 00:00:55,405 and it often leads to high jinks. 27 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:58,234 I promise, I don't want any fuss. 28 00:00:58,365 --> 00:01:00,105 I just want a day off with you and CeeCee. 29 00:01:00,236 --> 00:01:02,064 Well, how about this? 30 00:01:02,194 --> 00:01:04,414 I get up with CeeCee and let you sleep in... 31 00:01:04,545 --> 00:01:05,763 I like it. 32 00:01:05,894 --> 00:01:07,983 Then the three of us can have a picnic at the park... 33 00:01:08,113 --> 00:01:09,419 Fun. 34 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:11,465 Then we can drop CeeCee off with your parents 35 00:01:11,595 --> 00:01:13,510 and go to a hotel. 36 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:14,816 And you leave me there to sleep? 37 00:01:15,904 --> 00:01:16,905 Eventually. 38 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,472 You're the best. 39 00:01:20,387 --> 00:01:22,650 So, you doing anything for your mom? 40 00:01:23,825 --> 00:01:25,783 I'm playing around with something. 41 00:01:25,914 --> 00:01:28,003 I'm not doing anything for that psycho. 42 00:01:29,178 --> 00:01:31,572 Come on, it's Mother's Day. 43 00:01:31,702 --> 00:01:33,661 And when it's Psycho's Day, I'll bake her a cake. 44 00:01:34,879 --> 00:01:36,272 What are y'all fighting about now? 45 00:01:36,403 --> 00:01:37,534 She grounded me. 46 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,884 'Cause you ran away to Mexico? 47 00:01:40,015 --> 00:01:41,103 Oh, I finished that grounding. 48 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:43,105 This is a whole new one. 49 00:01:43,235 --> 00:01:44,628 For how long? 50 00:01:44,759 --> 00:01:47,805 She said until the devil leaves my body. 51 00:01:47,936 --> 00:01:50,199 So you have till Sunday. Get him out. 52 00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:51,896 Who are you talking to? 53 00:01:52,027 --> 00:01:53,681 No phones, you are grounded. 54 00:01:53,811 --> 00:01:55,639 Hail Satan. 55 00:01:57,467 --> 00:01:58,468 It's just me, Mom. 56 00:01:58,599 --> 00:02:00,296 Oh. Hi. 57 00:02:00,427 --> 00:02:02,211 I was talking to her about Mother's Day. 58 00:02:02,342 --> 00:02:05,127 Not dealing with Missy is the only gift I want. 59 00:02:05,257 --> 00:02:07,129 But I am looking forward 60 00:02:07,259 --> 00:02:08,826 to seeing you and my granddaughter. 61 00:02:08,957 --> 00:02:11,046 Uh-huh... 62 00:02:12,177 --> 00:02:13,440 I am gonna see you, right? 63 00:02:13,570 --> 00:02:16,573 Well, I actually had plans. 64 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:17,748 Oh. 65 00:02:17,879 --> 00:02:19,576 But I can rearrange things. 66 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,926 No, no. Don't trouble yourself. 67 00:02:22,057 --> 00:02:24,320 Oh, it's no trouble. I want to. 68 00:02:24,451 --> 00:02:26,627 Great, we can all go to church together. 69 00:02:26,757 --> 00:02:28,890 Cool. 70 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,980 I will tell Pastor Jeff to save you a seat up front. 71 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,461 Keeps getting cooler. 72 00:02:37,768 --> 00:02:39,683 Hey, how'd it go with your mom? 73 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:40,989 Good, good. 74 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,078 So, here's a fun thought about Mother's Day... 75 00:03:12,063 --> 00:03:14,631 Ugh, I am not going to church on Mother's Day. 76 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,155 Come on, it's just a few hours. 77 00:03:17,286 --> 00:03:19,419 But it's my special day. 78 00:03:20,681 --> 00:03:22,465 Then stay here and celebrate with your mom. 79 00:03:22,596 --> 00:03:24,293 But it's my special day. 80 00:03:28,515 --> 00:03:31,039 You're really not spending Mother's Day with me? 81 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:34,085 Well, we want to, but it's complicated. 82 00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:35,957 Your reign is over, deal with it. 83 00:03:37,524 --> 00:03:39,308 You still got Connor. You're around, right? 84 00:03:39,439 --> 00:03:41,789 One of the benefits of unemployment. 85 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:47,664 See? You get to spend the day with your favorite kid. 86 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,884 I don't have favorites. 87 00:03:50,014 --> 00:03:52,060 Oh, just stop. Everybody knows. 88 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,410 I'll make it special for you, Mom. 89 00:03:54,541 --> 00:03:56,543 Flowers, candy, breakfast in bed... 90 00:03:56,673 --> 00:03:58,588 I want to meet that girl you're seeing. 91 00:03:58,719 --> 00:04:00,590 Chocolate, I know you love chocolate. 92 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:03,898 Come on, your father's met her, Georgie's met her. 93 00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:06,466 This is the only thing I'm asking for. 94 00:04:07,728 --> 00:04:08,729 Fine, I'll bring her. 95 00:04:08,859 --> 00:04:09,730 Are you sure about that? 96 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:11,166 No backsies. 97 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:28,575 How long have you been playing the bagpipes? 98 00:04:28,705 --> 00:04:30,968 I'm not sure I do, but who can tell? 99 00:04:32,579 --> 00:04:34,450 Hey, are you doing anything Sunday? 100 00:04:34,581 --> 00:04:35,930 I don't think so. Why? 101 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:37,627 My mom would like to meet you. 102 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:38,889 Great. 103 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,022 Why are you being so difficult? 104 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,721 No, I'm serious. I want to meet her. 105 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,897 Okay, but I'm warning you, 106 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:48,464 she can be a little protective. 107 00:04:48,595 --> 00:04:50,988 It's gonna be fine. Moms like me. 108 00:04:51,119 --> 00:04:53,774 She might not like that you like me. 109 00:04:53,904 --> 00:04:57,342 Oh, you think I like you? 110 00:04:57,473 --> 00:05:00,694 Of course you do, I play the bagpipes. 111 00:05:09,093 --> 00:05:11,313 Did you do the sheets, or just throw the blanket on top? 112 00:05:11,443 --> 00:05:13,707 I knew I should've waited till you left. 113 00:05:16,187 --> 00:05:17,014 Am I interrupting? 114 00:05:17,145 --> 00:05:18,886 Oh, just making the bed. 115 00:05:19,016 --> 00:05:19,974 Yeah, right. 116 00:05:21,018 --> 00:05:22,672 What's up? 117 00:05:22,803 --> 00:05:25,588 I need help. Please spend Mother's Day here. 118 00:05:25,719 --> 00:05:27,068 Sorry, we got plans. 119 00:05:27,198 --> 00:05:29,200 But Mom wants to meet Chloe and I need a buffer. 120 00:05:29,331 --> 00:05:30,550 Yeah, I get it. 121 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,074 Tried to hide this one as long as I could. 122 00:05:33,204 --> 00:05:35,163 But now your mom loves me. 123 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,425 You're so cute. 124 00:05:37,557 --> 00:05:39,254 Please, I want this to go well. 125 00:05:39,384 --> 00:05:41,038 Oh, it's gonna go fine. 126 00:05:41,169 --> 00:05:42,692 Your mom wants you to be happy, 127 00:05:42,823 --> 00:05:44,564 you didn't get Chloe pregnant. 128 00:05:44,694 --> 00:05:47,262 Wait. You didn't, right? 129 00:05:47,392 --> 00:05:48,785 No, we're not idiots. 130 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,092 - Bro. - Hey. 131 00:05:51,222 --> 00:05:53,790 I guess Dad will be there. Maybe he can keep Mom in check. 132 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:54,922 Absolutely. 133 00:05:55,966 --> 00:05:56,967 Really? 134 00:05:57,098 --> 00:05:59,013 'Cause usually, he-- Bup, bup, bup. 135 00:05:59,143 --> 00:06:01,711 What's "bup, bup, bup"? Shut up-up-up. 136 00:06:04,671 --> 00:06:07,021 I'm surprised Chloe isn't spending Mother's Day 137 00:06:07,151 --> 00:06:08,500 with her mother. 138 00:06:08,631 --> 00:06:10,546 Maybe her mom doesn't live here. 139 00:06:10,677 --> 00:06:12,766 Or maybe they're estranged and don't speak. 140 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,421 I'll get to the bottom of it. 141 00:06:17,771 --> 00:06:18,554 Oh, don't go digging up dirt. 142 00:06:18,685 --> 00:06:20,295 What if she's using him? 143 00:06:21,644 --> 00:06:23,603 Using him for what? He has nothing. 144 00:06:24,691 --> 00:06:26,606 So you admit it's weird. 145 00:06:29,304 --> 00:06:31,132 We have to be there for Connor. 146 00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:33,221 What about my mom? 147 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,745 Here's the worst idea I've ever had. 148 00:06:35,876 --> 00:06:36,746 Bring her here. 149 00:06:36,877 --> 00:06:37,834 Bup, bup, bup! 150 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:38,966 How do you like it? 151 00:06:40,097 --> 00:06:41,882 Think about it. 152 00:06:42,012 --> 00:06:43,274 My mom has to be on her best behavior 153 00:06:43,405 --> 00:06:44,580 in front of Chloe, right? 154 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:45,886 So she can't be mean to your mom. 155 00:06:46,016 --> 00:06:47,975 True. 156 00:06:48,105 --> 00:06:49,280 Plus, if we call it brunch, 157 00:06:49,411 --> 00:06:50,673 everyone will be happy, 158 00:06:50,804 --> 00:06:52,675 'cause ladies love brunch. 159 00:06:52,806 --> 00:06:55,896 I want to say that's stupid, but we really do. 160 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,291 Hello? 161 00:07:00,422 --> 00:07:02,032 Hey, Mom. 162 00:07:02,163 --> 00:07:03,599 I was thinking about Sunday 163 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:05,470 and I had a fun thought. 164 00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:07,690 Well, as long as I get to spend the day 165 00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:09,474 with you and CeeCee, anything is fine. 166 00:07:09,605 --> 00:07:11,955 Terrific. 167 00:07:12,086 --> 00:07:14,915 How about we all get together at the McAllisters'? 168 00:07:15,045 --> 00:07:17,395 You want me to spend my Mother's Day 169 00:07:17,526 --> 00:07:19,180 with your mother-in-law? 170 00:07:20,268 --> 00:07:21,486 Just brunch. 171 00:07:22,574 --> 00:07:23,967 Well, I do like brunch. 172 00:07:33,585 --> 00:07:35,762 I could totally tickle you right now. 173 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:39,330 I could totally fire you right now. 174 00:07:39,461 --> 00:07:41,855 You have no whimsy. 175 00:07:41,985 --> 00:07:44,161 Mr. McAllister, can I talk to you about something? 176 00:07:44,292 --> 00:07:45,249 What's up? 177 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:46,773 Well, I invited my mom 178 00:07:46,903 --> 00:07:48,383 to Mother's Day brunch with Mrs. McAllister. 179 00:07:48,513 --> 00:07:49,863 Really? 180 00:07:49,993 --> 00:07:52,300 Hey, would you go ahead and drop this car on me? 181 00:07:53,867 --> 00:07:56,434 Come on. Connor wants us to be there for him and Chloe, 182 00:07:56,565 --> 00:07:58,567 and this was the only way to make everyone happy. 183 00:07:58,698 --> 00:08:00,656 You really think they're gonna be happy? 184 00:08:00,787 --> 00:08:03,006 Well, we're gonna make a fuss over 'em. 185 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:05,139 Who doesn't love a fuss? 186 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:06,183 What're you doing for your mother? 187 00:08:07,184 --> 00:08:07,968 My mother's dead. 188 00:08:08,098 --> 00:08:09,578 Sorry. 189 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:12,494 No, she ain't. 190 00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:15,366 Oh, would you let me have my fun? 191 00:08:16,803 --> 00:08:17,717 Whimsy. 192 00:08:23,026 --> 00:08:23,940 Hi. 193 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,550 Hello. 194 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:28,728 So, I was thinking, maybe it would be more special 195 00:08:28,858 --> 00:08:30,425 if I spent Mother's Day with you. 196 00:08:31,382 --> 00:08:32,340 Really? 197 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,733 Yeah, and CeeCee can spend it 198 00:08:33,863 --> 00:08:35,125 with her grandma. 199 00:08:35,256 --> 00:08:36,605 Oh, I would love that. 200 00:08:36,736 --> 00:08:37,954 And her other grandma. 201 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,000 Ugh. 202 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:41,828 Look, I know it's not what you were hoping for, 203 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,394 but she really wants to come. 204 00:08:43,525 --> 00:08:45,048 Of course she does. 205 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:47,834 What better Mother's Day gift for her than to ruin mine? 206 00:08:47,964 --> 00:08:50,140 Well, okay, come on, maybe this is a chance 207 00:08:50,271 --> 00:08:51,838 for the two of you to make up. 208 00:08:51,968 --> 00:08:54,144 I'm finally meeting Connor's girlfriend. 209 00:08:54,275 --> 00:08:56,320 I don't want Mary embarrassing me. 210 00:08:56,451 --> 00:08:58,453 Or you end up looking great. 211 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:02,413 Because, between the two of you, you are the cool one. 212 00:09:03,284 --> 00:09:07,418 The girl at the salon did say I look like Meg Ryan. 213 00:09:07,549 --> 00:09:08,768 I totally see it. 214 00:09:08,898 --> 00:09:11,553 Fine, she can come. 215 00:09:11,683 --> 00:09:14,817 But for the record, I am making a big sacrifice. 216 00:09:14,948 --> 00:09:18,429 Yeah, but you suffer in silence and that's what counts. 217 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:31,573 Aww. 218 00:09:31,703 --> 00:09:33,270 What's all this? 219 00:09:33,401 --> 00:09:34,924 Well, I wanted to leave you a little something 220 00:09:35,055 --> 00:09:36,796 before I pick up my mom. 221 00:09:36,926 --> 00:09:38,885 Oh, I told you you didn't have to do anything. 222 00:09:39,015 --> 00:09:40,756 It's just coffee and a card. 223 00:09:40,887 --> 00:09:43,106 Thank you. 224 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:44,238 Should I open it now? 225 00:09:44,368 --> 00:09:45,979 Sure, go ahead. 226 00:09:48,329 --> 00:09:49,243 I wrote you a poem. 227 00:09:49,373 --> 00:09:52,159 Oh... boy. 228 00:09:53,769 --> 00:09:55,815 "To my beautiful wife, the love of my life..." 229 00:09:55,945 --> 00:09:56,903 Solid start. 230 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:58,687 "I'm glad you're CeeCee's mother, 231 00:09:58,818 --> 00:10:00,689 she wouldn't want any other." 232 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:02,517 Phew. That one took a while. 233 00:10:04,345 --> 00:10:06,521 "I hope your Mother's Day is da bomb, 234 00:10:06,651 --> 00:10:09,002 sorry you have to spend it with your mom." 235 00:10:10,046 --> 00:10:12,005 I've never loved a card more. 236 00:10:12,135 --> 00:10:13,354 I'm glad. 237 00:10:15,486 --> 00:10:17,271 What did you think of the sermon? 238 00:10:17,401 --> 00:10:19,664 Mm. Powerful stuff. 239 00:10:19,795 --> 00:10:21,014 You were sleeping. 240 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:23,930 I was praying. 241 00:10:27,107 --> 00:10:28,717 It probably don't need to be said-- 242 00:10:28,848 --> 00:10:30,371 Then don't. 243 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,069 Please try and get along with Mrs. McAllister. 244 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,810 I can be nice. 245 00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:37,769 I know you can be, but are you gonna? 246 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,859 Yes. 247 00:10:40,685 --> 00:10:43,471 As long as that B-word doesn't start anything. 248 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:46,343 Okay, we're getting close, so get all the poison out now. 249 00:10:46,474 --> 00:10:48,432 I am good. 250 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:51,653 It just gets my goat the way she acts all high and mighty. 251 00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:53,133 I'm just gonna circle. 252 00:10:53,263 --> 00:10:54,177 Like she's better than everybody else. 253 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:55,875 Boy, does she have another think coming. 254 00:10:56,005 --> 00:10:57,224 Because He knows... 255 00:10:58,878 --> 00:11:00,531 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 256 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,143 Relax, I'm great at this. 257 00:11:03,273 --> 00:11:05,493 My other boyfriend's mom loves me. 258 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,103 Funny. 259 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,191 Don't do that around my mom. 260 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:11,412 Any other no-nos? 261 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:13,109 Don't talk about politics, religion, 262 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,937 or that you've seen me naked. 263 00:11:15,764 --> 00:11:18,680 I have such a cute story about that mole on your butt. 264 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:20,551 Also funny. Please stop. 265 00:11:21,813 --> 00:11:23,293 Don't you think she'd like to hear 266 00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:25,295 what an attentive lover she raised? 267 00:11:25,426 --> 00:11:27,428 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 268 00:11:28,603 --> 00:11:31,606 Okay, so I was thinking, 269 00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:34,348 you sit here, and then CeeCee right next to you. 270 00:11:34,478 --> 00:11:35,566 Love it. 271 00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:37,481 And then me. 272 00:11:37,612 --> 00:11:38,613 Where's Mary? 273 00:11:40,006 --> 00:11:40,963 There. 274 00:11:41,094 --> 00:11:43,270 Oh, far from the baby, perfect. 275 00:11:44,445 --> 00:11:46,751 And then Georgie, Dad, 276 00:11:46,882 --> 00:11:48,753 Connor and Chloe down on the end. 277 00:11:48,884 --> 00:11:50,930 Wait, if Chloe's way down there, 278 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,540 how am I supposed to talk to her? 279 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,759 Oh, well, those are the seats. 280 00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:58,067 The whole point is for me to get to know her. 281 00:11:58,198 --> 00:12:00,330 And you will, from afar, 282 00:12:00,461 --> 00:12:02,289 like that lady who watches the gorillas. 283 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,293 I know how to behave myself. 284 00:12:07,772 --> 00:12:09,557 Okay. Connor really likes this girl. 285 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,428 Can you please not embarrass him? 286 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,954 Did I embarrass you the first time I met Georgie? 287 00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:17,043 Very much, yes. 288 00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:19,219 Well, that was different, he ruined your life. 289 00:12:19,349 --> 00:12:21,134 That's good. Focus on Georgie. 290 00:12:21,264 --> 00:12:22,962 Bad Georgie. 291 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,708 Happy Mother's Day. 292 00:12:30,839 --> 00:12:33,102 Happy Mother's Day, to both of you. 293 00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:34,277 Welcome, welcome. 294 00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:36,279 So glad to share my day with you. 295 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:37,367 Your day? 296 00:12:37,498 --> 00:12:39,239 Yep, it's your day, her day, 297 00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:40,762 Mandy's day, the Lord's day. 298 00:12:40,892 --> 00:12:42,503 Big day. 299 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,548 Made some mimosas for the moms. 300 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,115 Yes, please. Thank you. 301 00:12:46,246 --> 00:12:47,203 None for me. 302 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,031 Oh, you sure? It's a celebration. 303 00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:51,251 Baptists don't drink, Jim. 304 00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:53,122 It's also 11:00 in the morning. 305 00:12:54,645 --> 00:12:55,907 Are you judging us? 306 00:12:56,038 --> 00:12:57,997 Not me. Him. 307 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,347 Let's go see your granddaughter. 308 00:13:00,477 --> 00:13:01,870 Oh, uh, she's sleeping. 309 00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:03,002 Well, then we'll wake her up. 310 00:13:04,481 --> 00:13:07,180 Take your time, we'll just be out here day drinking! 311 00:13:11,662 --> 00:13:14,491 Dad, you remember Chloe? 312 00:13:14,622 --> 00:13:15,840 Oh, of course, good to see you again. 313 00:13:15,971 --> 00:13:16,928 You, too. 314 00:13:17,059 --> 00:13:18,365 How's it going with all the moms? 315 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,324 You wanted this. 316 00:13:24,197 --> 00:13:25,154 Mom. 317 00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:28,070 This is Chloe. 318 00:13:28,201 --> 00:13:29,680 Happy Mother's Day, Mrs. McAllister. 319 00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:31,465 These are for you. 320 00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:33,684 That's very thoughtful. 321 00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:35,686 It's so nice to finally meet you. 322 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:36,731 You, too. 323 00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:38,515 "Chloe." 324 00:13:38,646 --> 00:13:39,690 That's a pretty name. 325 00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:40,778 Thank you. 326 00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:42,824 What's your last name? 327 00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:44,565 Maybe it's just Chloe. 328 00:13:44,695 --> 00:13:46,132 Like Cher or Prince. 329 00:13:46,262 --> 00:13:47,481 Costa. 330 00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:49,744 That ends in a vowel. Are you Catholic? 331 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,834 Mom, you just met her. 332 00:13:52,964 --> 00:13:54,401 Can we not talk about religion? 333 00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:55,663 Sorry. 334 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,404 Are you a Republican? 335 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,018 So happy to be here with my mother, 336 00:14:03,149 --> 00:14:04,541 my wife who's a mother 337 00:14:04,672 --> 00:14:05,890 and my mother-in-law. 338 00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,067 They put that "mother" right there in the name. 339 00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:10,765 Thank y'all for everything you do, 340 00:14:10,895 --> 00:14:12,288 especially giving birth. 341 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,724 I was in the room for CeeCee, 342 00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:16,075 and let me just say, y'all earned this brunch. 343 00:14:17,554 --> 00:14:18,947 Well, that is why we did it. 344 00:14:20,122 --> 00:14:21,602 Cheers. To the moms! 345 00:14:23,038 --> 00:14:26,085 And to Chloe, who is... not a mom? 346 00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:27,695 Not that I know of. 347 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,784 Can't help yourself, can you? 348 00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:32,395 Come on, just a little bite. 349 00:14:32,526 --> 00:14:33,744 She talking yet? 350 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,398 Oh, yeah, she called me "Nana." 351 00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:37,879 She was trying to say "banana." 352 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,794 Well, that ain't what came out. 353 00:14:41,056 --> 00:14:43,232 So, how'd the two of you meet? 354 00:14:43,363 --> 00:14:45,147 I work at a music store and-- 355 00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:47,715 Excuse me, I-I'd like to hear the story. 356 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,630 Oh, I-I work at a music store 357 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,675 and Connor was a customer. 358 00:14:51,806 --> 00:14:54,591 I kept going in to buy things as an excuse to talk to her. 359 00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:57,072 So we have you to thank for the bagpipes. 360 00:14:57,203 --> 00:14:59,770 I actually found those in a Goodwill. 361 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:00,728 Can you believe it? 362 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:01,990 I really can. 363 00:15:03,122 --> 00:15:04,732 So, are you from the area? 364 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,951 I just sort of ended up here. 365 00:15:07,082 --> 00:15:09,780 I was in a band with my boyfriend at the time 366 00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:12,261 Jim, switch with me. and we were touring... 367 00:15:12,392 --> 00:15:14,481 I'm eating. It's Mother's Day, move. 368 00:15:16,135 --> 00:15:17,919 So, I woke up and he was gone, 369 00:15:18,049 --> 00:15:19,921 along with the van and our instruments 370 00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:21,488 and here I am. 371 00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:23,272 Wait, what happened? 372 00:15:23,403 --> 00:15:24,621 Oh, she was in a band with her boyfriend, 373 00:15:24,752 --> 00:15:26,275 he took all her stuff and he ditched her. 374 00:15:26,406 --> 00:15:30,497 I wanted to hear it from Chloe. 375 00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:34,805 Uh-oh. Looks like somebody needs a diaper change. 376 00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:36,459 I'll do it. You sure? 377 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:37,852 Never been more sure of anything in my life. 378 00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:42,596 Well, you're so lovely, 379 00:15:42,726 --> 00:15:44,728 I can't imagine any boy ditching you. 380 00:15:44,859 --> 00:15:46,643 Thanks. You're lovely, too. 381 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,169 No, thank you. Connor, switch with me. 382 00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:52,997 Mom, chill out. 383 00:15:53,128 --> 00:15:56,305 I am chill, I am just trying to talk to Chloe 384 00:15:56,436 --> 00:15:58,742 and some people are not giving me a chance. 385 00:15:58,873 --> 00:16:00,744 I am just being friendly. 386 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,573 Oh, I know what you're doing. 387 00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:05,140 You do, huh? 388 00:16:05,271 --> 00:16:07,447 You are trying to embarrass me 389 00:16:07,577 --> 00:16:09,013 in front of my son's girlfriend. 390 00:16:09,144 --> 00:16:11,712 How? By showing her what normal looks like? 391 00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:14,845 Connor, why don't you go get your bagpipes 392 00:16:14,976 --> 00:16:15,890 and play us a song? 393 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,108 Don't leave me. Okay. 394 00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:19,023 Okay. 395 00:16:19,154 --> 00:16:21,330 All right, everyone needs to settle down. 396 00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:22,810 This is Mother's Day, 397 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,028 and y'all are the three most important 398 00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:25,508 mothers in my life, 399 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:28,076 and all this fighting is tearing me apart. 400 00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:30,034 Hush. Oh, sit down. Stay out of it. 401 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,778 So, Mary... 402 00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:36,650 where's your lovely daughter? 403 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:38,608 Don't you dare. 404 00:16:38,739 --> 00:16:42,046 Oh, I dare. I really dare. 405 00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:50,968 I know, I don't want to go back out there either, 406 00:16:51,099 --> 00:16:52,622 but we got to. 407 00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:55,016 This is why I didn't want to see any of you today. 408 00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:56,409 Yeah, well, there's the door. 409 00:16:56,539 --> 00:16:58,759 Why does she get to leave and I have to stay? 410 00:17:01,327 --> 00:17:03,764 Just so you know, Father's Day is not like this. 411 00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:10,988 Well, that could've gone better. 412 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:13,208 A plague of locusts would've been better. 413 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,516 Everyone liked Chloe, though. 414 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:17,908 Yeah, true. 415 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:19,693 Too bad we'll never see her again. 416 00:17:19,823 --> 00:17:21,782 I don't think so. 417 00:17:21,912 --> 00:17:23,218 She's really sweet on your brother. 418 00:17:23,349 --> 00:17:25,742 For every ass there's a saddle. 419 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:34,969 You know, I have one last present for you. 420 00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:37,493 Why do I feel like this is more of a present for you? 421 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,540 No, no, it's Mother's Day, you can just lie there. 422 00:17:46,372 --> 00:17:47,634 Oh, God. 423 00:17:47,764 --> 00:17:49,940 Oh. 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