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Silence, puny audience!

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And welcome to who
dares to be a millionaire?

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Tremble before
morbo's mighty likability,

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as I chitchat with our first
contestant, Philip j. Fry.

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Give him he”, morbo!

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Prepare for pleasantries!

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So, fry, what do you
do for a living?

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Me? Can I phone a friend?

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Chitchat achieved!

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Are you ready to play?

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I didn't come to play,
I came to win.

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Now let's play.

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For $1, what tool is
used to hammer a nail?

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Is it, a, a hammer?

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B, a nail?

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C... b, nail! Final answer!

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Hermes: Sweet dodo of Lesotho!

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Don't you ever stop to think
before you speak?

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I never stop to think about it.

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Leave fry alone. His
intelligence is just a little differenty.

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You a big dummy!

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Hey, I'm beginning to think you
guys don't think I'm very smart.

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You can barely remember
your own name, Einstein.

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Einstein is a hard name
to remember.

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Smeesh, professor.

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Don't have a shmaneurysm.
Fry's your distant relative.

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Not distant enough.

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I'll be a monkey's uncle
if I'm this monkey's nephew.

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But you're my only family.

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Who will hug me if
I achieve something?

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Oh, perhaps I've been too harsh.

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Comejad take my hand and I'll
explain why I find you so repugnant.

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All my life, I've been
inspired by great minds.

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Euclid, copernicus, braino.

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And my personal role model,
Leonardo da Vinci.

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What turned them to stone?

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Da Vinci was history's
greatest artist and inventor.

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Voila!

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He invented flying machines,
war engines, submarines.

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Uh-oh. Nibbler died in the wall.

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That's not nibbler. That's
my most precious possession.

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Leonardo's beard!

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I paid a fortune for it at an
auction of historic body parts.

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I suppose if I have
an achilles' heel,

45
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it's because I bought it
at that same auction.

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Indeed so. Most indeededly.

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Careful with that, you fool!

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No! No!

49
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But possibly yes.

50
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What is it, professor?

51
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Oh, my! It's Da Vinci's
fabled lost invention.

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Even the scholars who wrote of
this device had no idea what it was for.

53
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And now, at last, neither do I!

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Maybe we can figure it out.

55
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We?

56
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Well, I may not
have brain smarts,

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but at least
I have street smarts.

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I was in the hospital two
weeks. No one visited me.

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Quiet, you!

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I'm trying to deduce the function
of Da Vinci's lost invention.

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Not even a card.

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He might have hidden a clue
in one of his other works.

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Ergo, I sent bender out for
a copy of the last supper.

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Bender: I'm back!

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Everybody at kinko's was an
idiot, so I just brought the original.

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Jesus Christ,
and his 12 apostles.

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That's odd.

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This hand here doesn't
belong to anybody.

69
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And it's pointing a knife
at James the lesser!

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That's the great thing
about that hand.

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And what about
these funky table legs?

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It's like they're from
some other, funkier painting.

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Maybe Da Vinci painted
over something else.

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It's called a pentimento.

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That's true, Dr. Zoidberg.
How did you know that?

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My doctorate is in art history.

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Let's see what's
under the last supper.

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Wait a second! I'm not
big-boned, I'm just fat.

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My god! Look!

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My god! I'm looking!

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My god! Saint James was a robot!

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My god! Da Vinci left his
legs unpainted as a clue.

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My god! This is the
greatest mystery of all time.

84
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We must fly to Rome and
exhume the body of Saint James.

85
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Didn't we used to be a
delivery company? To the ship.

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Psst.

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Leela, wanna join
the mile-deep club?

88
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Sure, why not?

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No time! I've found a clue that

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could unlock all
the secrets of history.

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Look at these Roman numerals.

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Roman numerals?

93
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I've got it! We're in Rome!

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Don't be stupid. It's a
long-lost mathematical code.

95
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I'll need to consult
these ancient writings.

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Some preposterous hogwash
about the fibonacci sequence_.

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Aha!

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The markings indicate how
many paces we need to take.

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One... okay, we're there.

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Brothers and sisters,
let us pry.

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It's true! Saint James
really was a robot.

102
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I bet he's up in robot heaven right
now. So he won't miss his eyes.

103
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My god! Robot Saint
James is a zombie.

104
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Nay, I am not Saint James.

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Enough of your lies,
Saint James.

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We saw you in the last supper.

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The great man Leonardo
built me as an artist's model.

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When I took repose
in this coffin,

109
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I carefully tossed the real
Saint James in yonder heap.

110
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I'm sure you have
many questions.

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Come, there is a
chamber where I used to

112
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speak with pope John
the patient.

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I told him I'd be
back in five minutes.

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Well, he'll make a nice heap.

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I am animatronio, guardian
of Da Vinci's great secret.

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He left my legs visible
in the painting as a clue,

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then dispatched me
hither to await

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his shadow society
of intellectuals.

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Hi, animatronio.

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You personally knew Da Vinci?

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Was he nice?
How did his hair smell?

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And on a personal note, what
is the function of this device?

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Halt! You know not the function
of the machina magnifica?

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Then thou art not members
of the shadow society!

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The what now?

126
00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:05,361
Not one more word
shall I breathe.

127
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Not even about the great fountain
where thou mayest find the...

128
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Wait...

129
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Thou didst not know about
the fountain, didst thou?

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Curses! I must be punished.

131
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Quick, we must
find out what he knows

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before he flays
himself to death!

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Where is the great fountain?

134
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What makes it so great?

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Why does a robot
need a codpiece?

136
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Fie, thou
fen-suckled bum-Bailey!

137
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Thou willst never pry information
from these mechanical lips!

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Just tell us, already.

139
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Okay, the fountain
thou seekest is...

140
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And so dies our hope
of solving this mystery.

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Come on, gang. Let's go home.

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Wait! Let's not
give up so easily.

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Animatronio
mentioned a fountain.

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That's a statue of Neptune,
god of water.

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The number of points on
his trident is three, or Trey.

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The "u" in his name
is written like "."V

147
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,377
Trey, "v."

148
00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,922
Trevi! It's the trevi fountain!

149
00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:09,967
There can be no
question! But, professor...

150
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,635
There can be no question!

151
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:16,390
Wow, it hasn't changed
in 1,000 years.

152
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,563
Okay, everyone,
into the fountain.

153
00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,190
What are you, senile?
I'm notjumping in there.

154
00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:26,525
Hey, look. Coins.

155
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,174
I got 48 cents.

156
00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,802
There's one more
nickel, and it's a big one!

157
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,611
Quickly, into the sewer hole.

158
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,089
What's this dump?

159
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,683
My god! It's the pantheon!

160
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,144
This place is 3,000 years old.

161
00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:46,438
What could possibly
be left to discover?

162
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:49,483
Maybe something
about ourselves, Leela.

163
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,235
Wait! What's under that blanket?

164
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:56,281
My god!
Da Vinci's vitruvian man!

165
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,450
It's truly a masterpiece.

166
00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,077
Note how the perspective lines

167
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draw the eye right to his dong.

168
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,749
Say, what's this?

169
00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,377
Anyone hear something?

170
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,920
It's a coin slot.

171
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,339
Benden insert that giant nickel.

172
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,590
Sure.

173
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,930
Hush, bendeh

174
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,142
what's your game, vitruvian man?

175
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,441
Whoa! Whoa!

176
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,988
Farnsworth: Lwithdraw
the question, vitruvian man.

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00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,783
Da Vinci's lost workshop!

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00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,577
At the risk of sounding stupid,

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00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,203
do these things actually work?

180
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,038
Of course not, stupid!

181
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:49,126
I mean, that flying machine's
as aerodynamic as a sofa!

182
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,962
How could it possibly
get off the ground?

183
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,840
In a way thou shalt
never discover!

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00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,052
Hi, animatronio.

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00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,221
I feign death and stalk thee,

186
00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:04,391
that I might preserve the
greatest of Leonardo's secrets!

187
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:13,525
All right, buddy, we want secrets!
And they'd better be ancient!

188
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:19,406
Never shall I reveal how these
wondrous machines fit together!

189
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,949
They fit together?

190
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:23,327
I said no such thing.
And then I died!

191
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,292
You're right, professor.
This thing doesn't fly.

192
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,211
Don't sit in there, you
idiot! That's dangerous!

193
00:12:56,526 --> 00:13:00,530
No wonder this
contraption isn't aerodynamic!

194
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,575
It's not an aircraft,
it's a spacecraft!

195
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:09,039
As I live, thou shan't
discover the great secret!

196
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,881
Fry: Bye, animatronio!

197
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:46,994
My god!

198
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,122
Why would Leonardo's machine
have brought us here?

199
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,749
I don't know.
Let's ask this guy.

200
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,085
I am Leonardo.

201
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,588
Welcome to planet vinci.

202
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,053
Farnsworth: My god!

203
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,097
Fry: That's what
I was gonna say!

204
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:19,276
Leonardo! You're alive? Here?

205
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:24,656
You've learned my great
secret. I was but a visitor to earth.

206
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,993
In truth, I am what
you calla space alien.

207
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,202
Oh!

208
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,871
It's an honor to
meet you, Leonardo.

209
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:35,042
And may I say, you were
great in Titanic. The beach...

210
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,086
That's Leonardo DiCaprio,
you blockhead!

211
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,674
Looks like eating rocks
wasn't as dumb as you said.

212
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,013
So what do people
do for fun here?

213
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,348
Do you enjoy partying all night,

214
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,768
with plenty of ale
and lusty women?

215
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,853
Isure do! Notus.

216
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:58,565
We spend our leisure time
in the mathematics museum.

217
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:04,446
Planet vinci is basically
a single colossal university.

218
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,114
How's your football team?

219
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,324
Learned.

220
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,494
Ooh! I'm going to check out
that math lecture.

221
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,164
All this knowledge is
giving me a raging brainer.

222
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,375
Would you like to hear
the lecture, too, fry?

223
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,420
No. It would just go in one
ear and out some other hole.

224
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,339
Come. Sit down.

225
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,716
Now, that I can do.

226
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,762
I have a terrible secret
to confess, Mr. DiCaprio.

227
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,263
I'm not very smart.

228
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,265
I appreciate your candor.

229
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,852
I don't even know what
language you're speaking.

230
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,606
I, too, have a confession.

231
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:44,361
You see, here on planet
vinci, I am the stupidest person.

232
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,280
What? Who'd possibly
think you're stupid?

233
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,116
Duh! I'm Leonardo!

234
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,660
I don't know the mass
of the higgs boson.

235
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,204
Duh! I have to draw in pencil,

236
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,541
'cause I don't know how to
use rendering software.

237
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,797
Stupid biff!
Thinks he's so smart.

238
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,382
He looks stronger than you, too.

239
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:09,427
I went to earth because I
could no longer stand the ridicule.

240
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:14,516
But being surrounded by even
stupider people was equally infuriating.

241
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,060
I can see myself
in your shiny button.

242
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,396
Invenfingis what makes me happy.

243
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,941
Or did, until I misplaced
the plans for my masterpiece.

244
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,192
You mean these?

245
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:27,445
The machina magnifica?

246
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,531
Infinite joy!

247
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:33,326
Fry, my friend, you have
given my life meaning again!

248
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,830
That calculus lecture
was harder than I expected.

249
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We had to answer every
question in the form of an opera.

250
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I have a lot of
homework for tomorrow,

251
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if I don't want
to be embarrassed.

252
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Thank you. Thank you.

253
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And if you like that,
you'll love our main event.

254
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Leonardo DiCaprio!

255
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I mean, Da Vinci!

256
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:59,579
For centuries, you've ridiculed
me. Especially you, biff.

257
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,914
Nice hat!

258
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,836
But, at long last, this
invention will show you.

259
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,505
It will show you all!

260
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Behold, my unstoppable
doomsday machine!

261
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And I helped!

262
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,515
Wait. You told me it was an
unstoppable ice cream machine.

263
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,476
Ice cream is just a
by-product of the machine!

264
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Its primary purpose
is to exterminate

265
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everyone who ever
made me feel inferior!

266
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,694
Ooh! I'm so scared!

267
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,029
Bring it on, dum-dum!

268
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,286
Oh, yeah? Let's see how
hard you're laughing

269
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when my doomsday machine
chops off your face!

270
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Leonardo, stop!

271
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,888
I want in on this!

272
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,932
Are you crazy, professor?

273
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,726
I hate these nerds!

274
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Just 'cause I'm
stupider than them,

275
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they think they're
smarter than me.

276
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,567
Kill them all, starting
with the math teacher!

277
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,876
I knew this final invention
would be a humdinger.

278
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Yes. We three idiots will
finally have our revenge!

279
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,132
I don't think so.

280
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:38,428
You two make me ashamed
to call myself an idiot.

281
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,851
There's always going to be
someone smarter than you,

282
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,104
so the only way to be happy is to
make the most of what you've got.

283
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,481
But you've got nothing.

284
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,607
Oh, no?

285
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,736
I've got one single nail, and
another nail to nail it in with.

286
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:58,281
And I'm gonna stop this infernal
ice cream machine once and for all!

287
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:24,224
Some doomsday machine!
It barely killed anyone!

288
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,392
Oh, yeah?

289
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,811
Well, take this!

290
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,648
Oh, my.

291
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:36,444
Poor Leonardo da Vinci.
He sure was stupid.

292
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,367
Fry, I admire
what you did today,

293
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,912
and I'm deeply sorry for
insulting your intellect.

294
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Your tiny, tiny intellect.

295
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,708
Oops. There I go again,
you dope.

296
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,085
I mean, dummy.

297
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,169
It's okay.

298
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,797
I may not be clever,
but I have a good heart.

299
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,590
That's what my mom used to say.

300
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,843
She was a wise woman.

301
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,053
Also, that I'm not
much to look at.

302
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,889
A wise woman, indeed.

303
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English - us - psdh