1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,280 And now for the business news. 2 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:06,760 Wall Street insiders were stunned at another Japanese takeover today. 3 00:00:07,060 --> 00:00:11,080 Tokyo juggernaut Transnepan International already controlled the 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,880 auto concern in the world last year when they branched out, taking over a 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,540 bankrupt American shipbuilding concern. 6 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:21,300 Next to fall was a U .S. computer distributor, and today Transnepan 7 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:25,420 recreation market, purchasing four Sunbelt hotels from Sunland Resorts of 8 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:29,580 Diego. Rumors have it they may soon add a U .S. baseball franchise to the two 9 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:30,580 they own in Japan. 10 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,960 How could you do this to me, Rick? 11 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,800 You're not a man. 12 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,560 You're an animal. 13 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,400 Our baby's got a... Rick, you want to turn that trash off and help me tidy up? 14 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,860 We've got a client... Hold it down over there. 15 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,700 Cliff was just about to tell Rick who killed Finstermine. 16 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,940 Rick? Rick. Is he the one who pretended to be a brain surgeon and then sold 17 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,580 Cynthia into what slavery? No, no, no. 18 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,680 You're thinking of Dick, Bob's evil twin brother. No, Rick has secretly been 19 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,800 seeing Patricia and he... 20 00:01:20,649 --> 00:01:21,649 Ha -ha -ha what? 21 00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:23,090 Ha -ha -ha you. 22 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:26,190 I thought you said you didn't watch this trash. 23 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,369 I did. 24 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:31,410 You've got it on all the time, and I can't help hearing it. Besides, the 25 00:01:31,410 --> 00:01:35,830 about Cynthia's practice. No, no, no. You're hooked, J .J. You are closet 26 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:38,990 I'll bet you watch this stuff at home every day with the blinds closed so 27 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:39,990 can see. 28 00:01:40,110 --> 00:01:41,330 You think so? Yes. 29 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,060 He's just about to say who killed Finstermeyer. 30 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,600 Watch this. No, no, no, no. 31 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,360 I'm sorry. 32 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:01,820 I'm early. 33 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,400 Oh, no, Mrs. 34 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,060 Yamanoff. You're right on time. Please come in. We've just practiced... Spring 35 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,479 cleaning. I'm always telling A .J. how to tidy up around here. Look at him, 36 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:12,560 a pigsty. Got to be ashamed of yourself. 37 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,100 Please, come right on. 38 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,800 How do you do? 39 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,760 I'm Rick Simon. 40 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:22,420 This is my son, Akiro. He's attending college here at Stanford. 41 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:24,980 Well, please, I want you to sit down. 42 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,900 Sorry. Now, how may we help you? 43 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,160 I want you to protect my brother, 44 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,140 Mitsuo Nagumo. 45 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,220 The Mitsuo Nagumo? 46 00:02:36,730 --> 00:02:42,790 I mean, as in Nagumo radios, VCRs, walkabouts. As in Nagumo giant 47 00:02:42,790 --> 00:02:47,970 Mondo televisions with booming stereos, cable ready. I'm going to like this. 48 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:52,610 Last week when my brother was in Hawaii, I'm certain an attempt was made to kill 49 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:57,290 him. Well, the police ruled that it was an accident, but my mother does not want 50 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:58,350 to take any more chances. 51 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:01,950 Well, as rich as he is, there's lots of folks who might want to bump him off. 52 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:05,830 Oh, yes. He has many rivals who would profit from his death. 53 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,130 So, Japan, huh? When do we leave? 54 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:09,510 No, no. 55 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:10,610 He's coming here. 56 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:12,410 Sayonara. 57 00:03:13,290 --> 00:03:15,810 Just out of curiosity, why did you choose us? 58 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:17,550 Careful research. 59 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:23,510 We need somebody here in San Diego who plays baseball. 60 00:03:27,810 --> 00:03:34,090 But I have to tell you, I mean, these clippings must be... 61 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:36,990 Almost 10 years old. 15 if they're dead. 62 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:41,310 He's arriving tomorrow to attend the big league fantasy baseball camp. 63 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:45,690 Oh, that outfit where you pay a lot of money to rub elbows with all those Hall 64 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:46,549 of Famers? 65 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:47,550 That's right, exactly. 66 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:52,570 Ever since we were children, he dreamed of America with all great teams, great 67 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:54,930 players. And nothing would change his mind. 68 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:58,290 I'm afraid not even a threat on his life. 69 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:01,490 So you want us to just sort of tag along as bodyguards? 70 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:02,790 One restriction. 71 00:04:03,470 --> 00:04:07,130 He must not know, nor must anyone else. 72 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:11,890 Uncle would be subject to great ridicule at home if it were known that a woman 73 00:04:11,890 --> 00:04:12,910 was protecting him. 74 00:04:13,350 --> 00:04:19,089 With all due respect, I feel I have to point out that it's been quite a long 75 00:04:19,089 --> 00:04:21,029 time since either one of us played any baseball. 76 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,110 I will pay you double your usual fee. 77 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,670 Well, that's very gracious. Play ball. 78 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,270 Oh, hi, Mom. 79 00:04:42,130 --> 00:04:43,970 How'd it work? Like a charm. 80 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,610 Well, did you need a new transmission? 81 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,070 No. 82 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:53,510 One look at this, and the mechanic swore he never said I did. 83 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:56,930 He even gave me a free tune -up, thank you. 84 00:04:57,350 --> 00:04:58,750 Anytime, Mom, anytime. 85 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:03,670 A .J. told me all about the baseball thing. Oh, yeah. 86 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:05,930 You think you're in proper shape? 87 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:07,230 For what, Mom? 88 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:13,120 running around the bases a little bit, throwing a few soft ones to the old 89 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:17,000 -timers, spitting a lot. I can hold my own. I was as good as I ever was. 90 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,040 That's what I'm afraid of. 91 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,900 Have you played baseball since you quit Little League? 92 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:28,360 Who quit Little League? I retired to pursue other interests. 93 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:29,940 Yes, I remember. 94 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,940 Cheryl, wasn't it? 95 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,840 The only ten -year -old girl in the world who owned her own car? 96 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,150 Yeah. It was cherry, too. 97 00:05:40,230 --> 00:05:41,450 Would you look at this? 98 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:43,010 You remember this? 99 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:47,090 Mickey Mantle signed that the day that Dad took us to the ballgame. 100 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:48,550 A .J.'s fifth birthday. 101 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,430 Yes, I do remember. 102 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:54,430 You said you wanted it as a present for your little brother. 103 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:57,190 Then you never gave it to him. 104 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,350 Did you ever forget anything? 105 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:50,150 Nagumo! 106 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:51,850 Nagumo! 107 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:54,750 Nagumo, he here? 108 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:58,430 I guess he's a little late. Yeah? You his mommy? 109 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,370 No, I'm his roomie. 110 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:03,550 Nagurski. Nagurski, Bronco? 111 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:06,690 Uh, no. No, Rick Nagurski. No relation. 112 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:11,270 Well, look, Nagurski, you take this over to training complex and get fitted for 113 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:12,270 your uniform. 114 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:14,410 Anybody seen Nagumo? 115 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 You are, Mr. Simon? 116 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:18,960 Enjoy your stay with us. 117 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,160 Oh, I intend to. 118 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,020 We'll be seeing more of you? 119 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,540 Oh, you certainly will. 120 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,240 But you wish you hadn't. 121 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:27,220 Oh, I don't think so. 122 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:31,680 Don't bet on it. During baseball season, I'm physical fitness instructor. 123 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:33,920 My last assignment was in Kansas City. 124 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,380 I'm here to put the pain in your game. 125 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,640 Oh. 126 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,980 Well, Uncle, have a good time, and I'll see you in one week. Thank you, Kiro. 127 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,100 And please tell your mother not to worry. 128 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,600 Hello. Hello. 129 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,160 You are a famous player, yes? 130 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:19,960 Sorry. 131 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:23,140 Rick Nagurski, used car broker, Peoria. 132 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,130 You push him in, we push him out. I'm your roomie for the week. 133 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,990 I'm very pleased to meet you. 134 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:30,390 I am Mitsuo Nagumo. 135 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,669 Oh, came all the way from Japan, right. 136 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:39,049 Believe me, American children are not the only ones who grow up with dreams of 137 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:42,650 glory. Yeah, I guess we're all pretty excited. Excited, my friend. 138 00:08:43,450 --> 00:08:50,350 Baseball has been my passion since 1955. That year, I fooled my 139 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:51,430 parents and stayed awake. 140 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:55,980 until three in the morning to hear your Maryland call the final game of the 141 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:58,100 World Series on Arms Forces Radio. 142 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,600 Ladies and gentlemen, Brooklyn Dodgers are the champions of the world. 143 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,540 Still gives me chills. 144 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,960 Yeah. Polo grounds, right? 145 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,320 Have it filled. 146 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:10,880 Just testing, just testing. 147 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,500 This will be a glorious week. Yes. 148 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,280 What is your position? 149 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:20,460 Oh, pitch, catch, center field, jack of all trades, just like Pete Rose. 150 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:27,830 Matter of fact, my dream is to be a coach and a manager and maybe one of 151 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,070 days own my own franchise. 152 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,530 A noble ambition. 153 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:36,050 Time for our first pep talk. 154 00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:38,350 No, that's pep talk. 155 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:40,830 Pepper game, pep talk. 156 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:42,110 Bad luck. 157 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,190 Hat on the bed is bad luck. Hat goes on the head. 158 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:48,370 You're welcome. 159 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:55,570 Guess I lucked out. 160 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,310 Well, how's that? 161 00:09:57,570 --> 00:10:00,450 I thought for a minute there they'd stick me in a room with that Jap. 162 00:10:00,710 --> 00:10:02,510 I thought this camp was for Americans. 163 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:08,150 Look, Mr... Simpson, but you call me Charlie. Did you see the way he drove up 164 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,370 here like some movie star? 165 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:13,350 I'll tell you, the way they're buying up this country, there won't be nothing 166 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:14,570 left for the rest of us. 167 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:16,490 You can hardly blame him for that. 168 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,130 Well, maybe not. 169 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:22,550 But the next thing you know, they'll be taking over our national pastimes. They 170 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:23,479 already have. 171 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,500 The hell you say? 172 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:28,280 You never heard of that Harold O. at the Yomiuri Giants? 173 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,560 He's right up there with Hank Aaron and Babe Ruth in total home run. 174 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,220 Where'd you say your name was? 175 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,800 A .J. 176 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,240 But you can call me Mr. Simon. 177 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:47,780 Welcome to the Big Lake Fantasy Baseball Camp, Kent. 178 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,520 This may be a fantasy to some of you. 179 00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:55,810 But I want you to know this is real baseball we play here. Right, Gene? 180 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:58,170 You all know the little general, Gene Malk? 181 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:02,810 Rick Yard speaks the truth. 182 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:04,850 I expect to see a lot of hustle this week. 183 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:11,690 If you want to talk about an all -star who played some terrific first base for 184 00:11:11,690 --> 00:11:14,350 the Dodgers before he hung them up, say hello to Wes Parker. 185 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:16,650 Hey, guys, 186 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:19,610 you want to polish up your home run swings? 187 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:20,870 I'm your man. 188 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,200 Okay, now listen up. We got two camp rules. 189 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:30,200 Bed check at 10 p .m. and no alcoholic beverages. 190 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:35,280 A boozed -up ball player is a danger to himself and those around him. So anyone 191 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:39,160 found hitting the sauce instead of the ball is out of here. 192 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,100 We're still missing one camper, Mr. 193 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:47,860 Ben Kruger, but he called from the airport to say he's on his way, so let's 194 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:49,720 start putting you in your positions, okay? 195 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,039 See anything suspicious? 196 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,940 Nada. Just relax and enjoy. 197 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,720 All expense paid trip to Fantasyland. 198 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,820 Taking your lips against the legend. 199 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,740 We are working, Franco. 200 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Okay, Mr. Detective, what do you have? 201 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:15,660 My roommate is only a little less open -minded than Lyndon LaRouche. Especially 202 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:17,980 when it comes to the Japanese. Name is Simpson. 203 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,360 Did you flag him? 204 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:25,270 Lieutenant Morris doesn't find this out, but yeah, he conned Nixon into running 205 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:26,850 a background check on all the campers. 206 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,110 Well, look at that. 207 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:31,170 It's like when Gumo plays more in baseball. 208 00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:33,710 The right knee is the bad one, right? Very bad. 209 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:39,890 Okay. The secret is to stretch the muscle group by slowly pulling the toe 210 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,330 forward. That's it. 211 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:46,270 Ouch! Is this supposed to heal me? Look, you want to be pampered, go to a geisha 212 00:12:46,270 --> 00:12:47,270 house. 213 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:50,010 What about danger around every curve? Who is that lady? 214 00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:56,230 Do you believe that she's Bo Jackson's ballet coach when she's not supervising 215 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:57,610 George Brett's weight training program? 216 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,870 Trainer, huh? Yeah. That's good. 217 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,410 I thought for a while there they were letting girls play. 218 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:06,050 I don't think I could have taken it if I found out she could hit better than 219 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,050 you. 220 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:08,970 Anything 221 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:18,050 else, 222 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:18,809 Mr. Kruger? 223 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:19,810 No, thanks. 224 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,210 Thank you, sir. 225 00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:57,260 You want to hear an incredible stat? 226 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,720 You know how many times Wade Boggs popped up to an infielder last year? 227 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,460 Wow. 228 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,900 Didn't you hear what Brickyard said about drinking? 229 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,740 It wasn't about me, you. 230 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,140 No? Don't you want to be fresh for the morning? 231 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,040 Come on. 232 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,600 And we were playing with Ron Say and Don Newcomb. This is the dream vacation of 233 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,539 a lifetime. 234 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:24,320 Hey, bud, my whole life is a vacation, so don't go telling me how to enjoy it. 235 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:29,090 Sorry, uh, Simon, can I talk to you for a second? 236 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,150 Sure. 237 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,250 I lost him. 238 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,630 Nagumo? No, Jimmy Hoffa. 239 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,750 Just sitting around rapping, comparing Kieran to Sapporo. 240 00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:47,630 I went into the head, next thing I know, sayonara. Think someone grabbed him? 241 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:48,990 Jimmy Hoffa? 242 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,740 No signs of a struggle. 243 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,100 No. 244 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,700 He didn't chain down the drain pipe. 245 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,160 No. Sure didn't. 246 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,100 Already checked. 247 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200 Nothing's been touched. 248 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,300 In that case, I guess he wasn't planning on going very far. 249 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,460 Or he wasn't planning on going at all. 250 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,660 Ideas, Einstein? 251 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,360 Yeah. 252 00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:28,690 Smoke signals? 253 00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:30,330 Sort of. 254 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:33,070 Here, let's flush them out. We'll find out soon enough. 255 00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:49,769 It worked. 256 00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:51,290 Just give it a moment. Give it a moment. 257 00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:52,870 Everybody. 258 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:54,390 Can you believe that? 259 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,330 The one in my room doesn't work either. 260 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:59,060 I mean, what would happen if there were a fire in here? We'd all be burned to 261 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,800 death in our rooms. I'm going to complain to the management. 262 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:03,759 Friendly guy. 263 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,760 Yeah! Whoa! 264 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200 So, where were you? 265 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,400 Rick, 266 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,600 I've got a sign. 267 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,200 Sign it. Oh, autograph. 268 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:20,120 Autograph. To Mr. Nagumo, best wishes from Don Newcomb. 269 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:42,200 Simon, you've got to do a lot better than that if you expect to steal on the 270 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,200 boys. 271 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,940 Okay, that's it for now, men. 272 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,760 A lot of time catching up with you, huh? 273 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,160 Oh, yeah. 274 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,880 I have to run one more windspin. 275 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,400 Catch one more pop fly. I'll run one more pace. 276 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,500 All right! 277 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:57,740 I count all 25 off the field. Happy hunting. 278 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,440 Don't take your eyes off Nagumo. 279 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,640 Right. 280 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,920 Oh, sorry. I've got to go rework the times with Rick Garkey. 281 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,220 Yeah. 282 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,760 Simon, give me 50. 283 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,320 I 284 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:34,180 didn't 285 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,500 realize having fun could be so much work. 286 00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:40,210 I can't wait for tomorrow. 287 00:19:38,409 --> 00:19:39,409 Thirty -six. 288 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,390 Thirty -seven. 289 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,050 Thirty -eight. 290 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,370 Thirty -nine. It's much better, really. 291 00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:48,530 Sure, now, well, it's loose, but later. 292 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,250 You'll see me clenching in the working right now. 293 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,750 Not all the meth we make is real. 294 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:55,530 Only the best of them. 295 00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:01,410 I could do with some of that myself. 296 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,470 Do you mind if I join you? Sure, why not? 297 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:04,750 Let's go. 298 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:11,590 49 and 50 and rest. 299 00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:27,130 So what? 300 00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:29,970 Man cleans his ears. 301 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,830 With gun oil? 302 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:01,830 What is it with you guys? 303 00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,270 Two free Simons with every body? 304 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:05,690 Like any Irish, I guess. 305 00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:07,790 French? 306 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:12,950 Romanian, Serbo -Croatian. Once, just once, I'd like to get you a crime scene 307 00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:14,310 and find you weren't there. 308 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:17,610 Abby, the point is a man's been murdered. Allegedly murdered. Absolutely 309 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,350 murdered. Look, this thing's been cross -wired. It was grounded to the 310 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:23,450 whirlpool. 220 -volt fish fry. 311 00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:26,930 Okay, okay, you want to argue or you want to tell me what you know about the 312 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,190 victim? Name is Kruger. 313 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:29,470 He arrived late. 314 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:33,310 He cleans his ears with gun oil, leading us to the conclusion that he was in 315 00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:34,310 camp to kill our client. 316 00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:35,690 Whose name is? 317 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:37,770 Loose Lip Sync Ships. 318 00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:40,310 Well, let's see if I'm warm. 319 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:45,350 He owns a multinational electronics company, and he's one of the world's 320 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:46,990 men. That's very close. 321 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:49,349 How'd you know? 322 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,910 Because your hitman, Kruger, worked for the U .S. government. 323 00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:55,570 Well, that's a real grabber, huh? 324 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,490 Apparently you and Uncle Sam had the same interests at heart. 325 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,180 Why would a U .S. agency be interested in Nagumo? Simple. 326 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,420 He's scheduled to be in Washington next week for congressional hearings on a 327 00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:09,740 proposed joint U .S.-Japanese defense project. 328 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,940 His company controls the technology we need. 329 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:18,260 An attempt was made on his life in Honolulu, but it was hushed up. 330 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,900 That's when State assigned security for him. 331 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:25,080 Well, looks like for once maybe we can do you a favor. 332 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,720 Yeah, and hell froze over yesterday. 333 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,760 Come on, Abby, I'm not talking fun and games here. U .S. law officer is dead. 334 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,480 Don't you think I know that? Then do yourself a favor and don't order us off 335 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,020 this case. We're already on the inside. 336 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:41,200 As of now, you are also my responsibility, along with Nagumo. Well, 337 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,040 you right now, you're not going to get Nagumo to budge no how, no way. 338 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:47,300 At least with us in there, you've got a little fresh bait working for you. 339 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,420 All right, look at it this way. We get ice, no more ruin in your day. 340 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:53,820 Don't tempt me. 341 00:22:56,979 --> 00:23:00,820 Okay, tempt me. Consider yourself deputized. But on one condition. 342 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,280 No freelancing. You're working for me. 343 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:04,540 Aye, aye, sir. 344 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:05,940 Ma 'am. 345 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,819 Ma 'am. 346 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:11,420 Oh, by the way, make sure the feds give Nixon a hand running the histories on 347 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:12,900 all those campers that A .J. requested. 348 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,320 Your wish is my command. 349 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:47,690 Don't forget the 10 o 'clock bed check. I don't want any of you guys falling 350 00:23:47,690 --> 00:23:49,710 asleep out on that field tomorrow. 351 00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:54,010 And Nagurski, you skip out on practice one more time, and you'll be selling 352 00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:55,890 peanuts at the big game on Friday. 353 00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:58,990 Sorry about that, Bert. I had a little problem with an abscess, too. 354 00:24:00,390 --> 00:24:01,910 Okay, that's it for today, men. 355 00:24:04,470 --> 00:24:06,410 Another busy day. 356 00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:09,070 Getting in and out of cars, eh, Rick? 357 00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:12,350 No, it is Deputy Rick. 358 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,430 And you are my bushy table sidekick, Deputy AJ. 359 00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:16,950 Laguna, you were great. 360 00:24:17,210 --> 00:24:19,410 I can't believe it. You stayed right under the census pad. 361 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:23,590 I must make sure these tents never get washed again. 362 00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:27,090 If only I can improve my hitting. 363 00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:29,830 I can always arrange extra time in the batting cage. 364 00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:39,450 Rick, I'm glad to see you. I was worried when the police took you away. 365 00:24:39,710 --> 00:24:41,390 I just told them everything I know. 366 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,940 Nothing. It was a terrible accident for Mr. Kruger. 367 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,220 Well, the police don't think it was an accident. 368 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,800 And they think that whoever did it was after you. 369 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:52,840 They're probably right. 370 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:56,640 I don't suppose there's any way they could persuade you to leave the camp. 371 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,680 No. 372 00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:03,360 This time at the camp is special for me. It is my time. 373 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,800 Have you ever dreamed of being very rich? 374 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,040 I'm not. 375 00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:12,930 It has crossed my mind, yeah. 376 00:25:15,050 --> 00:25:16,290 It changes you. 377 00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:22,010 When I started my corporation, every day was a challenge. It was exciting. 378 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:25,810 Then as it grew, it took on a life of its own. 379 00:25:26,570 --> 00:25:31,330 Instead of dealing with the electronics that I loved so much, I was battling 380 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:38,210 with buyouts, international trade barriers, layoffs, and what you here 381 00:25:38,210 --> 00:25:39,310 the bottom line. 382 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:43,040 One acquires many enemies along the way. 383 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:47,640 But nothing is going to stop me from playing in that game with the heroes of 384 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,640 childhood. 385 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:49,960 I understand. 386 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,820 I wish I didn't, but I do. 387 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,060 We'll do everything we can to help. 388 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,320 Okay, Rumi. 389 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,920 I have a loop in my swing. Maybe you can straighten out. 390 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:05,140 Well, actually, there's no problem in that. The trick is to just lay your 391 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:08,360 flat back and don't cock the bat up here behind your ear like this. Just 392 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,360 straight back. 393 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,480 Rod Carew's theory. 394 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,720 Right. Yeah. 395 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,100 I read it on a box of cornflakes also. 396 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,100 Come grab a shower. 397 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:24,500 This is really an Ultron unit, you know. 398 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,760 That's Nagumo. 399 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,080 Trust me, it's an Ultron. 400 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,319 You remember them? 401 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,320 Why do I ever? 402 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,660 When I was a kid, we had one of those big console models. 403 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,200 Yeah, one of the Japs bought them out in 79. 404 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:38,300 To save a few lousy bucks, they took the old units. 405 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:43,160 shoved in some new technology, and sold them under their name. 406 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:44,940 There. 407 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,580 That ought to do it. 408 00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:47,780 Forgive me, Charlie. 409 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,480 But remember, we've priced them exceptionally low. 410 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,940 Well, if it isn't the big shot himself. 411 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:56,020 You faith it, Nagumo. 412 00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:58,660 At any price, you rook your customers. 413 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,300 Those old capacitors couldn't handle your precious solid -state resistors, 414 00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:06,040 you knew it. We did not know that at that time. 415 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:07,740 Well, I could have told you. 416 00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:09,140 Leave me, Charlie. 417 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,400 I wish you had. 418 00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:13,720 My mistake caused much hardship. 419 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,420 Thousands of American workers were laid off. 420 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,980 Yeah, I heard about it. 421 00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:41,890 better, Simon. Now, really get that weight forward when you meet the ball. 422 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:44,910 Yeah, keep your foot out of the bucket and keep that head down. 423 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:48,790 Keep my head down any further, I'm gonna be looking between my legs. Might work. 424 00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:52,410 Nagurski, who's managing here? Me or you? 425 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:56,290 You are. I'm third base. You give the orders, I just... There you go. 426 00:27:57,210 --> 00:28:00,950 You give the orders, I pass them on. I promise. I'm Ty Cobb's drinker. 427 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,160 Oh, let me guess, another abscess. Oh, yeah, by the way, make sure that Nagumo 428 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,900 lays his wrists back, keeps the bat flat, all right? And tell him those 429 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,780 two steps out of the box, short ones. 430 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:21,080 Did you give me this on your phone? 431 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,420 My phone, yes. The fantasy camp phone, no, just in case. Okay, what do you got? 432 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:26,740 Very little. 433 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,780 Every one of your campers comes out clean. 434 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:31,060 No priors, no arrests. 435 00:28:31,370 --> 00:28:33,090 I even had to dig for a moving violation. 436 00:28:33,550 --> 00:28:35,510 I repeat, you couldn't give me this over the phone? 437 00:28:35,790 --> 00:28:40,090 I did find one small item of interest, however, regarding a man named Charles 438 00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:44,910 Simpson. Yeah, AJ's roomie. Mm -hmm. Up until three weeks ago, he was production 439 00:28:44,910 --> 00:28:46,790 VP for the Ultron Corporation. 440 00:28:47,710 --> 00:28:50,610 It's a division of Nagumo, Inc. Ultron, of course. 441 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:52,250 Sound familiar, huh? Mm -hmm. 442 00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:56,650 Anyway, Nagumo shut down all its U .S. production facilities and laid off over 443 00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:58,190 20 ,000 employees. 444 00:28:58,710 --> 00:28:59,710 The old... 445 00:28:59,850 --> 00:29:02,490 Early retirement bit, courtesy of Mitsuo Nagumo. 446 00:29:03,050 --> 00:29:04,910 No wonder Charlie's holding a grudge. 447 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:07,470 Enough of a grudge, maybe, to kill someone? 448 00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:11,070 Yeah, he might have them. 449 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:15,210 All of the Far East stuck in his craw, but Charlie Simpson, the killer? 450 00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:20,390 Nah, I think you better run a background check on the whole staff, Abby. 451 00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:37,450 Oh, tough workout, Rick. 452 00:29:37,730 --> 00:29:41,390 Boy, I'll say. I never handed out so much advice in my life. 453 00:29:41,810 --> 00:29:43,390 One thing I do not understand. 454 00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:46,470 Why do player coaches not have to run laps? 455 00:29:48,030 --> 00:29:49,710 It's not a pretty story, Mitsuo. 456 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,000 Do you mind if I say first no you go ahead you earned it buddy 457 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:08,100 Now he's gone after bathroom window in the name of true love come on you're not 458 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,220 keeping your head down anyway 459 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:18,200 Evelyn 460 00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:42,980 Hi, buddy. 461 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,500 Can you operate the ball machine for me, please? Sure, pal. 462 00:31:47,660 --> 00:31:48,660 Thanks. 463 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,560 AJ, I don't know. 464 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:11,740 You all right? 465 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,960 Rick, I could have been killed. 466 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,780 I think that's an accurate assumption. 467 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,520 But who? 468 00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:21,040 Avalon and her Jim Dandy batting machine. 469 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,160 I don't think so. 470 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,920 Nagumo, I'm sorry I'm late. 471 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,320 What's wrong? 472 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,160 Everything. Yeah, and that's just for starters. 473 00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:33,430 You all right? 474 00:33:43,810 --> 00:33:45,610 Come on, Charlie. 475 00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,230 Up and at him. 476 00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:49,290 Oh. 477 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:52,790 Feels like someone took a blowtorch to my brain. 478 00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:54,310 Someone did. You. 479 00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:57,430 Okay, okay. Now it discerns again. 480 00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:05,210 Just give me a year or two in horizontal like this, and I'll be fine. 481 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,170 No, you won't. You'll be dead. 482 00:34:07,570 --> 00:34:10,790 Hey, if I wanted therapy, I would have hired a shrink. 483 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,090 It would have been cheaper than this. 484 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:19,530 You know, why you paid good money to come here and go on a pity binge is 485 00:34:19,530 --> 00:34:20,530 me. 486 00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:22,150 But I, for one, have had it. 487 00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:26,330 The guys who came here came for fun, for camaraderie. 488 00:34:26,830 --> 00:34:30,570 To live out a childhood dream. No dream of mine ever included listening to some 489 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:31,670 bourbon -soaked whiner. 490 00:34:32,429 --> 00:34:33,690 Watch your mouth, bud. 491 00:34:33,929 --> 00:34:36,409 Or what? You're going to slag me? Come on. What are you going to do about it, 492 00:34:36,469 --> 00:34:37,650 Charlie? Go out and buy another bottle? 493 00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:39,150 It'd be listening to you. 494 00:34:40,610 --> 00:34:42,889 Why are you here, Charlie? You're not having any fun. 495 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:45,010 You want to know? 496 00:34:45,449 --> 00:34:48,989 I'm here because my wife did. If I didn't get out of the house and do 497 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:50,909 we'd both go nuts. 498 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:55,469 Surprise, honey. Took your advice and I went nuts anyway. 499 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,440 Get off it, Charlie. Where's your pride? 500 00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,880 Pride? 501 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:07,300 My pride is on a day shift at the Ultron factory in Akron, Ohio, with my crew 502 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:08,300 and my men. 503 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:14,860 I could hold my head up high till that bastard Nagumo decided that profits 504 00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:16,260 outweighed people. 505 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,120 You're wrong about him. 506 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:23,500 Why? Because he showed up here with all those smiles and attaboy BS? 507 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,340 You can't trust those people. 508 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,420 He's not those people, Charlie. 509 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:33,300 He's a man. 510 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,620 He's flesh and blood and feelings. 511 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,400 And if he's on top of the world, it's because he's smart and he works hard and 512 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,900 long and because he lives for what he does. 513 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,820 You better do the same thing if you want to have a prayer for the rest of your 514 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:46,820 life. 515 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:49,140 I'll see you in the locker rooms. 516 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,720 Better hurry if you don't want to miss the game. 517 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,100 Okay, you guys, now listen up. 518 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,440 This is it. 519 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:05,940 Me, Ron Say, Doug DeCincy, Duke Snyder, and the rest of the staff, we've done 520 00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:08,780 what we can to make ballplayers out of you guys. 521 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:14,360 Now it's up to you to go out there and prove it. And don't forget, keep your 522 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,420 on me in the coach's box. 523 00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:18,640 It could cost us the game if you forget any of those signs I gave you. Wait, 524 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,800 Brickyard gave you. 525 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,100 Now the results of the team vote. 526 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,200 The honorary captain for the big game is Mitsuo Nagumo. 527 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:32,480 Nice going, Nagumo. You earned it. What? 528 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,680 Can you give me that again? 529 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,300 Evelyn Jacobson, the sweetheart of physical fitness. 530 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:42,940 Forget it. There is no Evelyn in the Kansas City organization or anywhere 531 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:43,940 as far as we know. 532 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,260 How about the rest of the staff? 533 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,500 Strictly apple pie and mom straight down the line. 534 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,340 But listen, A .J., keep an eye on pretty Evelyn until we can get a run on her 535 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:56,420 fingerprints. Now, you go out there, and you hit that ball. You make good, 536 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,400 accurate throws. You watch for signs. 537 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,780 You do that, there's nobody can beat us. Okay, gang? 538 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,120 All right! 539 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,280 What? 540 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,380 Batting eighth and playing third base for the Fantasy Reds, Orioles and Angels 541 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:11,860 great, Doug DeCense. 542 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:32,320 I'll sign one for you. Sign one of those giant television sets for me. 543 00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:46,180 I'll just buy it. 544 00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:50,120 Pocket room, training room, coffee shop. Even the ladies' room. 545 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:52,180 It's never cost me my life, no ever. 546 00:37:58,090 --> 00:37:59,230 You heard him, man. Play ball. 547 00:38:00,090 --> 00:38:02,090 Rick, hey, hard ball on this. Hard ball. 548 00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:06,070 Three strikes here and somebody's dead. Did I say don't keep your eyes open? 549 00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:09,430 Now, you're batting second. If Nagumo gets a board, I'll put a bond on it and 550 00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:10,430 get you off the base of the house. 551 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,629 Bond? Me? 552 00:38:11,630 --> 00:38:12,630 Bond. 553 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,390 I'll save you the embarrassment. 554 00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:22,970 For the Blues, the first batter, Mitsuo Nagumo. 555 00:40:50,470 --> 00:40:52,970 specializing in contract work with the Japanese mafia. 556 00:40:53,290 --> 00:40:54,330 Is she working alone? 557 00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:58,550 No, we know she isn't. We ran a trace on the credit card. She needs to buy her 558 00:40:58,550 --> 00:40:59,348 plane ticket. 559 00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:00,350 Gets even cuter. 560 00:42:22,870 --> 00:42:26,250 You're under arrest, Akira, for the attempted murder of your uncle. 561 00:42:34,170 --> 00:42:36,870 Did you see your picture on the front page, AJ? 562 00:42:37,110 --> 00:42:39,850 Did you see your picture on the front page? What was I, chopped liver? Come 563 00:42:39,870 --> 00:42:44,510 you got the girl, didn't you? I can't believe Akira wanted to assassinate his 564 00:42:44,510 --> 00:42:45,510 own uncle. 565 00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:48,970 Yeah, well, that's because you're not in hock to the Japanese mafia to the tune 566 00:42:48,970 --> 00:42:50,590 of two million in gambling debts. 567 00:42:51,150 --> 00:42:52,210 Well, one good thing. 568 00:42:52,610 --> 00:42:54,610 At least Charlie's got a new lease on life. 569 00:42:55,210 --> 00:42:56,210 Yeah. 570 00:42:56,410 --> 00:43:00,350 I'd call being the West Coast rep of Nagumo Electronics a definite step up 571 00:43:00,350 --> 00:43:01,350 mandatory retirement. 572 00:43:02,230 --> 00:43:04,150 There's no real justice in the world, though. 573 00:43:04,590 --> 00:43:06,490 I didn't even get one at bat. Not one. 574 00:43:06,690 --> 00:43:08,210 Didn't even catch one lousy ball. 575 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:13,570 Honey, you will always be my Alvin's shoe repair genie's hero. 576 00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:16,010 Nobody can take that away from you.