1 00:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,860 All I want is the truth. 2 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:15,400 The truth about what? 3 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:18,420 Just admit it. I'll forgive you. 4 00:00:18,660 --> 00:00:19,780 Forgive me? 5 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,360 What am I supposed to have done? 6 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:26,200 I thought a lot of things about you, but I never thought you were a liar. 7 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:30,440 You! You paranoid pig! 8 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:31,940 Off my boat! 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,740 Your boat? 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,600 Who do you think paid for it? It's my boat! 11 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,420 Everything is yours, isn't it? 12 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:44,100 That's what it all comes back to, right? Money, property. Well, you can't own 13 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:48,960 people, and you don't own me. So go on back to your fancy schmancy La Jolla 14 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:54,140 snob. Oh, that's it, Ernie. This time it is over. 15 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:55,560 Finished forever. 16 00:00:56,580 --> 00:00:59,080 Yeah. Well, good riddance. 17 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,280 Ernie, Mary Jane, I say. 18 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:05,620 Oh, I have had it. 19 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:10,640 Tell that primal screaming friend of yours he'll be hearing from my lawyers. 20 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:12,620 Rick. 21 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,920 Rick, hold up. Love to talk to you, Ernie, but I'm running late. You've got 22 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:20,780 help me. Rick, will you hold up a minute? I want to hire you. Ha, ha, ha, 23 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,240 You and Mary Jane? 24 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:26,900 No way. Uh -uh. You need a lawyer, not a P .I. No, no, you're wrong, Rick. She's 25 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:31,580 sabotaging me. She wants to take the boat away from me. That boat is my life. 26 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:35,240 Ernie, Ernie, calm down. Just take it easy now. You'll feel better tomorrow. 27 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:38,230 You remember last month when Mary Jane hit you in the head with a winch handle? 28 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:41,790 Talk about reconciliation. It was rock around the dock all night around here. 29 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:45,750 Yeah. 30 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:47,630 Suburbs. 31 00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:50,890 Norco gear. 32 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:54,830 Some tan lotion. 33 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,390 A dress book refill. 34 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:02,030 An absolute necessity in the Bahamas. 35 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:05,420 For some people, maybe. I'm not so sure about others. 36 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:13,740 Oh, and I've paid all the bills through the 15th. All you have to do is mail 37 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:15,640 them. Now, do you think you are able to handle that? 38 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,900 Oh, I'll muddle through somehow. 39 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,140 Yeah. Oh, listen. 40 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:27,840 Make sure you take my spathetilium over to Mom's house. Tell her a little sugar 41 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,280 water every other day. 42 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:30,930 What about your house? 43 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:33,670 Ah, uh, Mr. Gorman is taking care of the house. 44 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:37,750 He's going to keep an eye on it. No need for you to go over there. He can handle 45 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:38,770 it. Don't worry about it. 46 00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:43,350 Well, I hope you feel real good leaving me in the lurch like this. Oh, come on, 47 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:46,530 Rick. You've had your vacation. Now it's my turn. 48 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:49,610 Scrape in the bottom of my houseboat. You call out a vacation. 49 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:52,350 That was your... It's all over, Rick. 50 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:54,510 The tank's really minted. 51 00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:59,720 Rick? over here behind the copophilia. 52 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:06,620 A .J. This is my old friend Ernie Petrelick, and this time his wife really 53 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,640 it. Rick, her lawyer called. 54 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,620 He's going for full custody. 55 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,640 It's not fair! 56 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:19,440 I mean, this is my baby we're talking about. My wife has nothing to do with 57 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:21,120 She doesn't take care of her. 58 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,660 She doesn't spend time with her? Well, yeah, except for tying her up at night 59 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:26,500 and hosing her down when she begins to think. 60 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,540 And she used to do that every night. 61 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,980 Now I'm lucky if she does it once a month. 62 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,580 Ernie's both to Mary Jane. 63 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:36,060 Oh, thank God. 64 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:40,000 Look, Ernie, as much as I'd like to help you, we just, we don't handle divorce 65 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,460 cases anymore, do we, A .J.? Well, 66 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:48,900 we have been known, we make exceptions, yes, for old friends. 67 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,100 Well, Time to get you to the airport. Look, Ernie, I'll call you tonight, give 68 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,460 you the name of some terrific PIs who really know the divorce game. 69 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:59,420 Let's go. No, hey, I've already called a cab. Unless you waste that money, I 70 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:02,340 wouldn't dream of it. It's my money. It's my money. It's my vacation. 71 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,100 It's your client. 72 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,300 Besides, she really is very good at divorce cases. 73 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:09,620 Oh, yeah. 74 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,080 I almost forgot. Don't forget the open house this afternoon at class 75 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,720 investigations. Ah, A .J., I have no intention of spending any time with 76 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,260 Princess Ditsy and Sergeant Klutz. I got 70, maybe 80 years on this planet. 77 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:23,740 Rick, they are old friends. They are new in town, not to mention possible 78 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:27,440 competition, besides which I already RSVP'd for you. 79 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,240 Sayonara. 80 00:04:58,570 --> 00:04:59,389 You and me, kid. 81 00:04:59,390 --> 00:05:00,390 Ten days. 82 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:02,910 Solitude and serenity. 83 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:11,850 Hi, this is A .J. Simon. I'm vacationing in the Bahamas where I cannot be 84 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:15,930 reached. Please refer any pressing business matters to my brother Rick at 85 00:05:15,930 --> 00:05:16,950 -3838. 86 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:21,750 Hey, 87 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:26,910 Drew! 88 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:30,130 All president accounted for. 89 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:32,570 Well, hubba hubba. 90 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:35,650 What is that up you got here? 91 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:37,690 Hey, baby cake. 92 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:43,110 Too bad that sexy brother of yours couldn't make it. Well, Diane, it was 93 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,570 you or the Bahamas. 94 00:05:45,350 --> 00:05:46,670 Tore the poor guy apart. 95 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,770 Come on, have some cold duck. 96 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:51,210 We went all out, didn't you? 97 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:57,070 to the fastest -growing new P .I. firm in San Diego. Ed, be nice. 98 00:05:57,830 --> 00:05:59,510 You don't mind, right, Rick? 99 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:06,150 Competition never bothered an ex -marine. I think what Ed means is that 100 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:07,910 a lot of opportunity here for all of us. 101 00:06:08,270 --> 00:06:11,370 Hey, we've only been in business one week, and already you're telling me what 102 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,370 think. 103 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:20,930 What's Mary Jane Petrelick doing here? 104 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:23,080 Oh. She's our first client. 105 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:25,100 Pretty classy act, huh? 106 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:29,480 She married a tugboat, Captain. 107 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:34,000 Charter boat, I know the guy. Oh, well, then you know what a primo bozo he is, a 108 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,060 real downbeat. Which is where San Diego's newest concern comes in. 109 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:43,660 Divorce, American style, and 12 very expensive monthly payments. 110 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:44,980 Rick, 111 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,400 hello. 112 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:54,480 Now, what's a beautiful woman like you doing in a dive like that? 113 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:59,520 Oh, wondering what it's like to be single again? 114 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,680 You're not serious about a divorce, are you, Mary Jane? 115 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:08,460 I couldn't be more serious, Rick. I don't care if I was invited or not. I 116 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:09,460 to see my wife. 117 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,580 Oh, there she is. 118 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,840 Everybody meet my wife. 119 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:19,220 Watcher of whales, protector of baby seals. 120 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,340 Oh, yeah, in her spare time. 121 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:22,780 Marriage wrecker. 122 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,760 Hey, pal, this is a private party. 123 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:28,840 Get your paws off me, you weasel. Hey, I'll show you who's a weasel, weasel. 124 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:34,660 This is what you got sneaking and skulking and sliming around, sabotaging 125 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:35,660 boat. 126 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,680 What are you talking about? 127 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,380 It's not going to work. You're never going to get my boat. You understand? 128 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900 Never! 129 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:46,810 Ernie, let's blow this pop stamp on the cup of coffee. It's her father's fault. 130 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:49,670 It's her father's fault. He's the one who broke us up. 131 00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:52,490 He thought I wasn't good enough for him. We'll talk about it later. 132 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:56,070 Take him to the zoo, Simon. He belongs in a cage. 133 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,810 Ernie. 134 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:30,710 Don't you know it's bad luck to change the name of a boat? 135 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:35,929 How could my luck get any worse? 136 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:40,390 Nobody cares about me. Not even you, otherwise you'd take my case. 137 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:41,750 I am taking your case. 138 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,850 You said you would... I thought it over, all right? 139 00:08:45,670 --> 00:08:47,450 400 bucks a day plus expenses. 140 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:50,650 No questions asked, no crying, and I'll be here after 6 p .m. on all days 141 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:51,650 Sunday. 142 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,360 All right, Ernie, here's the deal. I don't handle divorce cases, but I do 143 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,580 breaking and entering and theft and sabotage. Good, because a couple of days 144 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:05,100 ago, somebody plugged up my tailpipes with rag. 145 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,480 Yeah, yeah, and you nearly blew both engines. I know, Ernie, you told me that 146 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,120 last night. And somebody stole your strongbox. 147 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:17,950 And my records, my registration, my charter reservations, past and future. 148 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:21,870 I've got to be able to prove I make my living off that boat or I'm going to 149 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:25,450 it. Well, I've got a pretty good idea who did it, and it wouldn't bother me a 150 00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:26,590 bit if they lost their licenses. 151 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:31,310 Mary Jane gave me that boat for a wedding present. 152 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:38,350 I wondered why she insisted on taking a walk at midnight, and then, boom, there 153 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:39,590 was the Mary Jane. 154 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,340 With a big bow across her wheelhouse. 155 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,540 We never made it back to the hotel that night. 156 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,500 Guess I told you that, too. 157 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,240 Fourteen times can count, Ernie. Hey, Cliff. 158 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:52,540 Rick. Ernie. 159 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,620 Ernie would like a copy of his slip rental agreement. 160 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,500 Oh, well, you're not going to believe this. 161 00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:00,740 I just pulled your file a minute ago for two city health inspectors. 162 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:08,140 Take that. And I... Hey, no, what the hell are you doing here anyway? 163 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:11,880 I am protecting my client from the city health department. You'll be getting a 164 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,560 subpoena for the strong box you stole from him. Him? 165 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,160 You mean you took his case? 166 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,000 Yeah, that's right. To protect him from scum buckets like you. 167 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,640 Oh, bitter, bitter, bitter. 168 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:24,360 You're just tense because I've always liked A .J. better than you. 169 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:28,800 No offense, Rick, but you know, this is one property settlement that's a lock. 170 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:32,720 Big Ern will be lucky to walk out of the courtroom in his own jockey shorts. 171 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,620 Read it and weep. 172 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:36,640 Baby cake. 173 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:42,380 His wife was bankrolling the dog feast from the beginning. In fact, the entire 174 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,380 overhead. 175 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,700 Right, Captain Petrelick? 176 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,640 I'm going to my lawyer. And while I'm there, I'm going to tell him about those 177 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,220 no -good feasts. Don't bother, honey. We got no proof. 178 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,620 My ship's long. 179 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:07,080 What about my ship's long? 180 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,060 That should prove it's my boat for sure. 181 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,520 It's in my wheelhouse. 182 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:11,940 Okay, I'll check it out while you're gone. 183 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,220 Great. 184 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,580 Chill out. 185 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:31,560 All right, Ed and Diane, all y 'all out and pray. 186 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,839 That's all, Ed. 187 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:34,840 Who's asking? 188 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,200 Where's the money? 189 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:44,220 Ah, well, I... Wrong answer. 190 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,450 Sweet dreams, Petrolik. 191 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,150 Hello? Hello? 192 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,990 Hello? Rick? Are you there? 193 00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:20,230 Yeah. Yeah, it's a good connection. 194 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,210 Really? 195 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:28,030 Boy, I can barely hear you. 196 00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:32,150 I was just going to check, see how everything's going. 197 00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,470 Oh, like usual. 198 00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:38,750 Oh, well, the weather down here is just fantastic. 199 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:43,570 In fact, this whole place is just unbelievable, wonderful snorkeling. And 200 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:45,770 steward -eye, wall -to -wall. 201 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:48,070 You'll never know how happy that makes me. 202 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:51,090 You're mad, aren't you? 203 00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:55,090 You broke down, you took Ernie's case, am I right? 204 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:58,470 Uh, A .J. 205 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,940 AJ, I think I have a bad connection now. 206 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:06,360 Listen, if you can hear me, I'm going to call you back. 207 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,680 1995. 208 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,960 Wow, you look terrible. 209 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,660 Nice piece of work, huh? 210 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,540 Courtesy of a couple of apes who mistook me for you when I boarded that precious 211 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:20,540 boat of yours. 212 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:21,620 What? 213 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:22,880 Who would... 214 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:28,460 That Mapes, I'll kill him. He had no right... Hold it! 215 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,660 Are we talking about Danny Mapes? 216 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,640 Pig, slime, loan shark extraordinaire? 217 00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:39,640 Ernie, what have you gotten me into? 218 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:46,280 Well, after Mary Jane pulled the plug on our joint bank account, the starboard 219 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,279 diesel blew. 220 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:52,860 I needed a quick ten grand. And then you skipped a few payments because you were 221 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:53,860 broke, right? 222 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,600 How many payments are in here? 223 00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,540 Four. Four. 224 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,340 That's it. We're finished. 225 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:06,000 Finished? As in, cop put. I don't handle people who hold out on me, plus which 226 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,200 if you're ten grand into Mapes, how are you going to pay me? 227 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,860 It's like I told Mapes, the boat is my collateral. Oh! 228 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,500 After I go to court, I can swing a loan and pay everybody off. 229 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:21,000 Swell! Right now, your chances of getting custody of that boat are slim to 230 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,820 if you live long enough to hear the final decree. 231 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,120 Rick! 232 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,880 I don't have a dime to my name. 233 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:34,140 I just lost the only woman I ever loved. 234 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:35,940 I got nothing! 235 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:43,420 Except a few memories, a bunch of old love letters. 236 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,200 Don't do this to me, Ernie. 237 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:49,940 Last night, I went over them again. 238 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:55,780 One was the note that Mary Jane put on the ship's wheel the night she gave me 239 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,780 the boat. 240 00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:00,330 A gift of love to the man I love. 241 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,650 I thought that would be proof for sure. 242 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,170 Give it a try. 243 00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:23,730 Oh, I guess... I guess there's no point in my asking what you 244 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:25,990 wanted to see me about. What are you talking about? 245 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:30,270 The note you attacked on... No, I didn't leave you any notes. You said you 246 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:33,050 wanted to see me, by the way. Oh, no, that was too low. Come on. 247 00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:36,690 But you just fired me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. 248 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,510 From now on, I'm on a contingency basis. 249 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:45,370 My services for 10 % of your charter business for one year. 250 00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:46,910 You got it, partner! 251 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,480 Sorry, sir. Court order. 252 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:15,900 Oh, no! 253 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,500 Ernie! Ernie! Ernie! 254 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:22,180 Ernie! That woman has no soul, no heart. 255 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:26,160 If you put her... Hey, hey, hey. Come on. You wouldn't hear anything but the 256 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,780 wind blowing through. Okay? Now you calm down. 257 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,780 Atta boy, Trope! 258 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,800 You got two seconds. 259 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,099 What's the story? 260 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,720 No story. This tub is off limits to both parties until the judge hears the case. 261 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,540 This tub is this man's home. 262 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,640 Now what about his personal effects? 263 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,930 What about his papers? What about his correspondence? 264 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:45,450 You talking about these? 265 00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:46,970 Mm, steamy. Hey! 266 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:49,870 Calm down! Those are the letters! Calm down! 267 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,490 Now, you hand them over before I forget you're almost female. 268 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:57,190 Ooh, temper, temper, baby cakes. 269 00:16:57,510 --> 00:17:02,410 These letters are a two -party instrument in which our client does have 270 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:03,410 interest. 271 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:14,910 I was a loser. If I had any brains, I would have put those letters where scum 272 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:15,910 couldn't find them. 273 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:20,609 It's not bad, Ernie. 274 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,230 That's not bad. 275 00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:29,130 That's a great little gadget. 276 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,250 Rick. 277 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,910 What do we do if the guard comes back? 278 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:39,850 We tell him the truth. 279 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,740 That we were dispatched by Dormier's 24 -hour electrical service. 280 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,020 Oh. 281 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,220 Now what do we do? 282 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,960 Now we search. 283 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,600 Where? 284 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,180 Use your imagination. 285 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:58,920 If you're a sex star female who's got a packet of another woman's love letters, 286 00:17:58,980 --> 00:17:59,980 what's the first thing you'd do? 287 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,920 If I was... Never mind. 288 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,819 You're just a pussycat. 289 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,440 I like pussycats. 290 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,440 Bingo. My letters. 291 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,960 Dearest Namu. 292 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,640 Namu. 293 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,880 Um, she called me that, you know, after the whale. 294 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:54,690 I know words come hard for you, but it... Doesn't matter. 295 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:55,930 Now move. 296 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:57,670 Yeah, you know the wheel. 297 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:58,950 Now move. 298 00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:07,010 Because no word can address the depth of my love for you. 299 00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:12,750 You know, Rick, I know I'm crude. 300 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,410 I never finished high school, you know. 301 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:19,350 But to me, these are beautiful. 302 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,890 Nothing ever meant more to me. 303 00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:23,510 I hear you, man. 304 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,490 Hey, let me read you one. She wrote me a poem when I ran aground trying to save 305 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,510 two sea lions. 306 00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:33,350 Ernie, this is all very lovely and everything, but where is the one where 307 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:35,610 says that the boat is all yours, no strings attached? 308 00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,230 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. 309 00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:38,690 Wait a minute. 310 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:42,410 Wait. Oh, here, here, here. 311 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:45,850 Dearest Ernie, yada, yada, yada. 312 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,159 Oh, here. 313 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:52,920 You cannot deny me the joy of buying you the boat of your dreams. 314 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,720 Hello, Ernie. 315 00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:58,260 Well, well, well, look what washed down the sewage canal. 316 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,080 Stay out of this, Simon. 317 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:05,360 This is between me and Ernie. Yeah, well, I got a couple of lumps the size 318 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,780 golf balls to say that ain't so. 319 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,320 Oh, hey, I heard about that. 320 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:13,820 Yeah, sometimes my lads, they get a little, uh, enthusiastic. 321 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,300 I can get you the 10 G's. You bet you better. 322 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,020 All of it plus the interest by noon today. 323 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,720 Hey, easy. 324 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:32,360 You know, Ernie, I think we might be wrong about who's been sabotaging your 325 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,360 boat. 326 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,340 What? 327 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,060 Wait, you're way ahead of me. Why would he? 328 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,060 Your boat's his collateral, right? 329 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,800 You go out of business, you can't make your payments. 330 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,470 You can't make your payments. 331 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:46,110 Guess who gets your boat? 332 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:53,330 You stinking bucket of bait. And I blamed my wife. 333 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,430 Ernie, Ernie. Shut up. 334 00:20:55,930 --> 00:21:01,550 Listen, you can threaten me all you want. But if you keep messing with my 335 00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:07,870 or my friends, I won't be responsible for what I do. And believe me, Mr. 336 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:10,090 I got nothing left to lose. 337 00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:46,830 Better be good news. 338 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:49,390 Rick? I didn't wake you, did I? What time is it there? 339 00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:50,850 Yes. No. Six. 340 00:21:51,670 --> 00:21:52,670 Oh, I'm sorry. 341 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,470 I had to tell somebody. 342 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,470 I'm in love. 343 00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:58,770 With about five different women. 344 00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:03,390 There's this marine archaeologist that I met when I was exploring the sunken 345 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:06,510 galleon. And then this gorgeous woman. 346 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:09,590 She's on the U .S. ski team. I met her at the pool. 347 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:13,190 Who cares? You want to brag about prize mermaids, call field and stream. 348 00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:15,830 Oh, dear. 349 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:19,750 I guess Ernie's case isn't going too smoothly, is it? What are you talking 350 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:20,950 about? I didn't take Ernie's case. 351 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:23,310 Sorry, I gotta go. 352 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:29,310 Hi, 353 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:35,870 troop. 354 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,390 What's the big idea? 355 00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:40,990 You shut up. You're under citizen's arrest. 356 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:44,720 Criminal trespass and malicious... Keep going, baby cakes. We've got you for 357 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,240 breaking and entering and felony theft. Yeah, we could compromise. Give us back 358 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,740 the love letters. We'll forget the whole thing. I don't know what you're talking 359 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,720 about. Oh, come on, Simon. You think I was born yesterday? No, nobody could get 360 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,020 as stupid as you overnight. Now, get your butt off my boat. 361 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,260 Hello. Yes, he is. Who is that? 362 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,520 Hello. 363 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,680 Abigail, can I call you right back? 364 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,760 No, you can't. I'll make it quick. 365 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,980 I hear you have a client named Ernie Petrelick. Do you have any idea where he 366 00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:11,470 is? Ryan, what's up? 367 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,050 He's wanted for murder. 368 00:23:16,210 --> 00:23:19,450 We figure Petralek worked Mapes over pretty good before he dumped him in the 369 00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:20,450 bay. 370 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:24,190 Don't you get out of my face. Why? We fought to make it a free country. 371 00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:29,330 Lieutenant, there is no way that my guy is a killer. He doesn't have a mean bone 372 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,129 in his body. 373 00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:33,890 I'm sorry, Rick. My information says he threatened Mapes' life in front of a 374 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,190 dozen witnesses, one of whom was you. 375 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,450 What a shame. 376 00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:42,050 Need a shoulder? 377 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,250 Call me. 378 00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:45,550 You know, it's like they say, Troop. 379 00:23:45,910 --> 00:23:47,410 You can't win them all. 380 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:58,030 I don't believe it. 381 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,500 Hallelujah, hubby's an axe murderer. 382 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,160 Shut up, Ed. 383 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,080 No, no, no, I mean it. You must be living right, MJ. You know, when the 384 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,360 finds out that you're going to be divorcing a no -good killer, he's going 385 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,360 give you everything. 386 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:16,560 And then, you know, maybe once this is over and you need someone to help with a 387 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,920 lonely night... Oh, make me red. 388 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,020 All right, Bernie, just stay cool. I haven't heard the fat lady sing yet. 389 00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:32,530 Mary Jane! 390 00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:38,550 Oh, honey, are you okay? 391 00:24:39,190 --> 00:24:40,190 Honey? 392 00:24:40,610 --> 00:24:42,410 You're too much, you know that? 393 00:24:42,930 --> 00:24:48,310 I mean, coming down here like this, you didn't have to do that. 394 00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:52,190 Of course I did, you big goose. 395 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:57,310 You think I don't still care about you? 396 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,050 God love him, Hyatt. 397 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,360 You listen. Yeah. 398 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:06,880 Do you hear what's going on over there? 399 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:11,780 Yeah. Sounds sort of like the roaring flames of a giant torch being rekindled. 400 00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:16,320 Oh, yeah? Well, it sounds to me like the gurgling flush of our first fee going 401 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,440 down the sewer pipe. 402 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,640 And yours, too. 403 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,460 Is that all you ever think about, Ed, money? 404 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,740 No. Sometimes I think about sex. Oh, God. And if those two lovebirds patch it 405 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,780 up, we're all going to take a great big bath together. 406 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,540 What a disgusting image. 407 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,140 Hmm. Ed's right. 408 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,280 He's sick, but he's right. 409 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:39,080 We're both under contingency, meaning if they cancel the divorce action, none of 410 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,700 us stands to make a dime. 411 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,800 Okay, so? 412 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,740 So we've got to keep him busted up. 413 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,640 We've got to get Ernie out of jail. We've got to prove he's innocent. 414 00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:51,580 Get him out of jail and put him back in divorce court where he belongs. 415 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,380 That's what I love about you two. 416 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:57,300 Underneath those Califex series lies nothing. 417 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,760 Oh, okay, Mr. Idealism. Do you want to get your buddy off the hook or are you 418 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,660 just blowing smoke over there? Keep talking. 419 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,080 The three of us got to team up together. 420 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:10,460 We put our combined smarts to work and we nail Mapes' killer. 421 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,140 That is, if Ernie's as innocent as you say he is. 422 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,260 You and me. 423 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,760 Team up. 424 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,820 You got a better idea? 425 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,340 That by dehydration, dismemberment. 426 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:29,700 Oh. Mary Jane. Ernie. Mary Jane. Ernie. 427 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,160 Mary Jane. 428 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:32,180 Ernie. 429 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,900 But for Ernie, I'll do it. Come on. 430 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:42,140 Hey, Lieutenant, we got to talk about the Petrolik case. 431 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:44,860 Oh, I get it, Rick. You cloned yourself. 432 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,860 Please, Lieutenant, it's urgent. 433 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:52,560 Petrolik is our client, and we were just... Ooh, our client, is it? Yeah, 434 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,560 and I just teamed up. 435 00:26:55,630 --> 00:26:58,850 As I was saying, we do have a right to know what you got on him. 436 00:26:59,510 --> 00:27:01,310 You still think he's innocent, hmm? 437 00:27:01,670 --> 00:27:05,050 Well, knowing Mapes, I know whoever killed him had to take a number and 438 00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:10,950 Even though Petralik owed Mapes ten big ones and was late on his payments and 439 00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:16,530 was too broke to pay up and, with yourself present, threatened to kill him 440 00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:21,350 shortly before the body was found less than 400 yards from Petralik's boat? 441 00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,510 All circumstantial. 442 00:27:25,290 --> 00:27:26,370 Tell that to the DA. 443 00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:29,410 Listen, sweetie, help me out. 444 00:27:29,790 --> 00:27:33,990 Strike a blow for the women's movement. Give me one for Gloria Steinberg. 445 00:27:35,190 --> 00:27:36,650 Go away. 446 00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:38,070 Hey, Lieutenant. 447 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:44,510 You know, with a face and a bod like yours, it must be pretty easy to weasel 448 00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:47,290 all the scuttlebutt and rumors from the... 449 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,160 Real cops around here. 450 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:54,000 Lieutenant, I'll tell you what. You help us out in any teensy -weensy way that 451 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,200 you can, and I will get these people out of your office. Fair enough? 452 00:27:58,340 --> 00:27:59,340 Very. 453 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:01,499 You got it. 454 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:05,700 Mapes was ruffling a few feathers by trying to stretch his sharking turf out 455 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:09,740 the marina and into downtown where the big boys play. Is that teensy -weensy 456 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:10,559 enough for you? 457 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,940 That'll do it. Okay, I close my eyes. I count to three. You disappear. 458 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,680 One, two... 459 00:28:24,990 --> 00:28:29,350 Well, mr. And mrs. Bolandis welcome to the penthouse suite all that right there 460 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:34,450 All 461 00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:40,910 right, mr. Bolandis, it's all clear 462 00:28:40,910 --> 00:28:47,830 Yeah, you just park that stuff right over there 463 00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:50,950 right make sure mr. Bolandis rolls is all gassed up 464 00:29:00,270 --> 00:29:01,270 Hey, Marco. 465 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:02,830 Take care of him. 466 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:06,710 Thank you. 467 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,750 Hey, 468 00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:14,530 kid. 469 00:29:14,890 --> 00:29:18,330 Don't forget, there's another 50 in it for you. If you see to it, my shoes will 470 00:29:18,330 --> 00:29:19,410 shine. Yes, sir. 471 00:29:24,190 --> 00:29:25,430 Think I am made out of money? 472 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,690 Ah, come on. What are you talking about? 473 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,440 Look, who paid off those three creeps to spread the word there's a hot new loan 474 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,440 shark in town? 475 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:33,660 I did. She did. 476 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,560 Out of my rent money. 477 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,020 Oh, come on. Don't be cheap. 478 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,620 Is this some kind of pad or what? 479 00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:44,460 Well, for six seas a day, it ought to be. 480 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,740 Who's picking that up? 481 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:52,420 And the car rental? 482 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:54,840 With any luck, Mary Jane Petrelick. 483 00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:00,350 Yeah. Relax, Diane. 484 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:05,030 As soon as word hits the street that Big Abe Balanis is in from Chicago to take 485 00:30:05,030 --> 00:30:08,550 over Mapes' territory, whoever knocked Mapes off is going to come crawling out 486 00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:12,430 of the woodwork to have a look -a -see. That is, if those disgusting pool hall 487 00:30:12,430 --> 00:30:14,830 cronies of yours don't take my money and get drunk. 488 00:30:15,570 --> 00:30:17,970 Hey, I think our idea's paying off. 489 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:20,270 Our first pigeon's on their way up. Okay. 490 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:21,610 Just the way we planned it. 491 00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:49,250 Mr. Layton, I'm looking for Abe Bolanus. 492 00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:52,310 That's Marco. 493 00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:54,810 You never want to make him angry. 494 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:57,350 Yeah, I'm... I'm sure. 495 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,930 Come in, Mr. Layton. 496 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,690 Meet my wife, Millie. 497 00:31:03,370 --> 00:31:05,170 She's the one who can't stand Chicago. 498 00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:06,750 Me, I'm a businessman. 499 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:09,010 I don't care whether the sun shines or not. 500 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:12,690 Charmed, I'm sure. 501 00:31:13,210 --> 00:31:15,950 Now, what can I do for you, Mr. Layton? 502 00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:23,700 I understand that you're taking over Danny Mapes' financial 503 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:28,200 dealings. Well, let's just say I'm filling a definite void in the financial 504 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,200 community. 505 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:31,540 Marco! 506 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,740 Let's quit this tangoing around and get down to business, Layton. Right. 507 00:31:54,660 --> 00:32:01,660 Two weeks ago, my restaurant burned out. I need $50 ,000 to refurbish the 508 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:02,660 place. 509 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:09,160 The insurance got all balled up when the fire department report indicated 510 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,080 probable arson. 511 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,940 What kind of food do you serve? 512 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,380 Shut up, Millie. 513 00:32:19,030 --> 00:32:21,170 Finish your tale of woe, Layton. 514 00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:27,590 I went to Danny Mapes, but he wanted ten points a month. 515 00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:30,910 I can't handle that. 516 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:34,570 Then we got nothing to talk about. Wait a minute. Yeah, wait a minute. 517 00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:36,170 What, is there an echo in here? 518 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:37,810 Sorry, Mr. 519 00:32:38,550 --> 00:32:41,350 Balanis, it's just that usually you hear everybody out. 520 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:45,550 I'm desperate, Mr. Balanis. 521 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,200 If I don't reopen before the end of the month, I can't hold my lease. 522 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:53,200 12 % a month, Layton. That's outrageous. 523 00:32:54,320 --> 00:33:01,300 I heard on the street that you were asking 9 % per month because you were 524 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:04,220 new in town. Yeah, that's what I heard, too. Shut up, Marco. 525 00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:08,300 Get me a root beer before you strain something between the ears. 526 00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:12,440 Make that, too, and put a little gin in mine. 527 00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:24,180 like you, Leighton. 528 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:26,640 When I like somebody, I give them a break. 529 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,920 11 % a month plus a point a month for the first three months to cover the 530 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,120 bookkeeping, huh? Take it or leave it. Well, I guess I don't have any choice, 531 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,140 I? 10 o 'clock tomorrow, alone. 532 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,540 I'll have the money. 533 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:02,439 I'm real impressed. 534 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,420 You're a better dirtbag than Danny Mates. Well, like we keep telling you, 535 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,139 you and your brother just aren't used to working with pros. 536 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,600 Well? 537 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,719 Yeah, the guy's checked in all right. With his wife, one associate. 538 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:29,560 A real dumbo gunslinger. 539 00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:36,790 Well, then, if Mr. Abraham Bolanus wants a piece of my territory, I guess I'll 540 00:34:36,790 --> 00:34:42,070 have to be fair and give him and his coterie the same consideration I gave 541 00:34:42,070 --> 00:34:43,070 Mavis. 542 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:48,210 Oh, 543 00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:54,770 beautiful. 544 00:34:56,550 --> 00:34:59,010 Hey, Marco, take care of these guys. 545 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,840 I just lost my appetite. 546 00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:29,840 Hey, come on. I gotta live this thing if we're gonna pull it off. What am I 547 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:30,840 supposed to do, starve? 548 00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:33,820 We could be here for weeks before Mates Killer shows up. 549 00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:38,740 Hey, Bolinas. 550 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,940 Who wants to know? 551 00:35:43,780 --> 00:35:46,640 Mason Tribes. I've been hearing a lot about you. 552 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,180 Should I know you? 553 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,880 No, but any new addition to the local financial community... 554 00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:56,970 is of special interest to me. 555 00:35:57,490 --> 00:35:58,490 Oh, really? 556 00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:00,650 You're a money man, Mr. Tribe? 557 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,730 This is my wife. She likes to talk. 558 00:36:03,790 --> 00:36:04,790 Bright lady. 559 00:36:07,050 --> 00:36:09,070 Local businessman. 560 00:36:10,410 --> 00:36:12,210 Ask around. Everybody knows me. 561 00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:15,350 Yeah? What about your friends? Everybody know them, too? 562 00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:21,750 I hear you're putting money on the street. 563 00:36:22,050 --> 00:36:23,510 Yeah, yeah. I do a little action. 564 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,380 And if I blow a payment? 565 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:29,200 You'll have to talk to Marco about that. He handles all those little details. 566 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,320 Well, if you're talking about rough stuff, that could be a mistake. 567 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,760 Hey, no muss, no fuss. 568 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,580 People put up the proper kind of collateral. Nobody has to get gaffed. 569 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:45,180 Well, now. 570 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:47,880 I hear you're in from Chicago. 571 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:49,400 It's a nice town. 572 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,060 In the summer. Winter, you can keep. 573 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,860 Yes, I know. I used to live in Chicago. 574 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,660 Whereabouts did you live? 575 00:36:58,580 --> 00:37:02,440 1320 Lakeshore Drive. The big high -rise next to the Sears Tower. 576 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:03,880 Overlooking Lake Superior. 577 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,720 You mean Lake Michigan, don't you? 578 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:08,980 That's what I said. 579 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:10,480 You said Superior. 580 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,660 Never. We got a summer home on Lake Superior. 581 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,400 Mackinac Island. 582 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:16,900 Mackinac. 583 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,800 And that is on Lake Michigan. 584 00:37:24,419 --> 00:37:25,580 Thank you. You're welcome. 585 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,220 Lookie here. 586 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:40,880 Class investigations. 587 00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:43,100 Diane Gerringer. 588 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,840 Ed Tarpley. 589 00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:47,300 You put the business cards in your purse? 590 00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:50,320 What the heck were you thinking of? Why do you have to listen to me all the 591 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,860 time? Can't you do something on your own? Knock it off, both of you. 592 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,860 You. Tough guy. 593 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,340 What's your story? 594 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:13,140 Rick Simon. 595 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,520 Yeah. 596 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,800 Ring the bell. 597 00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:20,460 Ring the bell. 598 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,350 Because of you and your... button -down brother my Uncle Frank had to take a 599 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:25,350 four -year hike. 600 00:38:31,850 --> 00:38:33,510 You're trying to do me now, right? 601 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:35,230 What do you think? 602 00:38:35,670 --> 00:38:38,210 I dare you to pull that trigger. I just dare you. 603 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,330 Diane, for Pete's sake, knock it off. Okay, okay, don't shoot him. 604 00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:44,130 Look, he's got a client who's taking all the heat for the mapes murder. 605 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:45,610 Oh, at least that's what he says. 606 00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:47,470 Thanks, partners. 607 00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:51,770 Petrolink, how are you doing? 608 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:56,000 pin this on me. No, the PD's releasing him tonight. They know I didn't do it. 609 00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:57,180 Oh, yeah? 610 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,420 Stash him somewhere where nobody will find him. 611 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,520 I'll find out if he's blowing smoke or not. 612 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,920 Rick, that's putrid. 613 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,260 I'm serious, Diane. You have to. 614 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,200 No. Not if my life depended on it. Your life does depend on it. 615 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,800 So does Ed. So does mine. 616 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,280 But he's primitive. He's disgusting. 617 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,900 Dying is disgusting. 618 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,860 Come on. Just turn it on. Let me take care of the rest. 619 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,660 What? Turn it on and what? 620 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,320 Hey. 621 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:40,700 Hey, handsome. 622 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:43,620 Yeah, you. 623 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:48,940 You don't think I mean these two lockses here, do you? What do you want? 624 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,300 Just stretch. 625 00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:55,570 See, when I get cramped, my erogenous zones just start driving me crazy. 626 00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:57,010 Your what? 627 00:39:57,950 --> 00:40:00,150 My circulation's all stifled. 628 00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:04,970 If you could just let me rub my... limbs. 629 00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:08,730 Or maybe you could rub them for me. 630 00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:10,790 Gross me out, Diane. 631 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:24,190 Where were those zones you were talking about? 632 00:40:25,850 --> 00:40:31,070 Well, you may not believe this, but I spent two years at a Hindu convent in 633 00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:35,810 Nepal practicing the Kama Sutra. The ancient arts of pleasure. 634 00:40:37,030 --> 00:40:40,430 Secrets handed down from century to century. 635 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:42,730 Well, 636 00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:47,530 once you've learned those secrets, your body is just never the same. 637 00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:49,170 Is that right? 638 00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:50,810 Sure. 639 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:57,140 Owning a finely tuned racing machine. Can't take it to the store and back 640 00:40:57,140 --> 00:41:00,360 twice a day. You've got to take it out and let it roar. 641 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,880 Why didn't you ever tell me about this thing? 642 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:10,840 I need a place where I can stretch my finely controlled muscle. 643 00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:12,820 You know? 644 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,080 Like that burp in there. 645 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,760 Well, let's hurry. 646 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:33,580 See my spear gun over there? 647 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,660 Wiggle over there, see if you can get it in your teeth. 648 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:38,939 My teeth? 649 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:41,000 Damn it, man, aren't you good for anything? Go on. 650 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,280 How'd you do that? 651 00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:48,500 Now, if you have to ask, you don't know. 652 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,260 Oh, yes. 653 00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:57,170 Careful! What? I said be careful. Would you shut up? I gotta be careful here. 654 00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:03,090 Woo! 655 00:42:03,770 --> 00:42:04,770 Ow! 656 00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:10,450 Diane? 657 00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:14,050 He's comatose. 658 00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:16,170 What'd you do to him? 659 00:42:16,530 --> 00:42:19,590 If you live long enough, I'll show you. 660 00:42:20,610 --> 00:42:21,610 Maybe. 661 00:42:22,030 --> 00:42:23,030 Hey, Joey. 662 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,020 We've got ourselves a major problem. 663 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:35,080 This old thing's a con to get me to tumble for Mapes' murder. 664 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,620 No way. 665 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:37,920 We did a clean job. 666 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,840 Maybe. Maybe not. 667 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,780 Either way, I can't take any chances. 668 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,580 Ah, damn it. 669 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,440 It's Ernie and Mary Jean. She probably bailed him out. 670 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,300 Bread and butter. 671 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,800 Come on, honey. 672 00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:56,320 Rip gave me a key. 673 00:42:56,730 --> 00:42:59,650 I'm sure he wouldn't mind donating the boat for a happy reunion. 674 00:43:00,030 --> 00:43:01,830 You got a deal, Namu. 675 00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:03,030 He wouldn't mind. 676 00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:05,230 But I would. 677 00:43:06,270 --> 00:43:07,270 Who are you? 678 00:43:08,030 --> 00:43:10,610 I'm your worst nightmare come true. 679 00:43:13,430 --> 00:43:14,430 Hi, guys. 680 00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:36,180 Can we do that again? 681 00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:45,020 Would you care for something to drink, Mr. Stein? 682 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:50,740 Yeah, as a matter of fact. You know, beer sounds good. Something dark, 683 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,440 Well, sir, we have quite a selection. 684 00:43:54,820 --> 00:44:01,160 We have German, English, Australian, Mexican. 685 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,500 Ah, well, Mexican. 686 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,360 Sounds lovely. 687 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:12,000 You know, I just got to tell you all, service here is just delightful. 688 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,860 So, it needs an individual. 689 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:21,140 Though dangerously psychotic as to be a threat to oneself and one's 690 00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:22,320 species. 691 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:30,640 Let me explain. No, no, no. Allow me. 692 00:44:32,259 --> 00:44:34,960 One of your lovely ladies is arriving this evening. 693 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,960 Who? 694 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,020 Why, the love of your life, man. 695 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:45,880 You see, you were just so head over heels that the two of you decided on a 696 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:52,300 wedding, but right there at the altar down in the Bahamas, you just 697 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:56,740 couldn't bear to tie the knot without me and Mom there to give you away, plus 698 00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:59,040 what you weren't exactly sure if this thing would stand up. 699 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:02,980 So you decided to take the very next flight back here together. 700 00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:06,160 Only there was just one seat on the airplane. 701 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:11,360 So you told her, that's all right, dear, I'll fly back, I'll take care of all 702 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:16,000 the details, while you, you jump on yet another jet, fly up to the Big Apple and 703 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,380 buy the finest wedding dress that money can buy. 704 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:27,540 And then you fly out, and you join me, and boy, when she arrives... 705 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,980 What a party it's gonna be. 706 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,900 Couldn't have put it better myself.