1 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,380 This is Marsh. 2 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,760 My cover has been blown. 3 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:33,080 Constantine Triplett is a KGB mole. 4 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:38,020 Yeah, I'm trying to come in on flight 519, but it's running late. 5 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:45,910 So now I have 51. 6 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:49,250 And besides, we're not that late. The plane is still on the ground, isn't it? 7 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:52,070 You said it would be ours before they got a plane. Excuse me. 8 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:53,750 I heard you speaking English. 9 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,810 Are you the stewardesses on Flight 519? 10 00:00:56,610 --> 00:01:00,430 Yes, Flight 519. I'm Douglas Marsh. I'm one of the passengers. I was just 11 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:02,550 wondering if the plane was going to be leaving soon. 12 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,930 If it's going to be delayed again, I might be better off taking a plane to 13 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:08,870 Athens. Oh, it's ready now. We'll be boarding in a few minutes. 14 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:10,590 Thank you. 15 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:10,060 You sure these aren't just fleas of the mind, A .J.? I mean, once you start 16 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:12,740 thinking about any creepy, crawly thing, you're gonna start itching. 17 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:17,280 I haven't been bitten. Marlowe hasn't been bitten. I have been bitten. 18 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,400 I'm being bitten right now. The place is infested. 19 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,060 Look, I got a date with Catherine tonight. How's it gonna look when I'm 20 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:28,060 across from her at Chez Nouvelle, scratching uncontrollably? I didn't know 21 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:31,200 were gonna be shampooing the carpet today. I had to get Marlowe out of the 22 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,960 marina. There's a dog down there in heat. 23 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:36,930 Would you want to see the offspring of Marlowe and a dachshund? 24 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:40,970 Hello. We're looking for Rick Simon. 25 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:43,930 Well, you've found him. What can I do for you? 26 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:47,850 We're friends of Jackie McManus from Air Baja. 27 00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:53,070 She said if we ever need help in San Diego, call Rick Simon. 28 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:55,830 What do you know? Made the stewardess underground. I'm going to have to get 29 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:58,370 Jackie some flowers. Come on in. Hi, I'm Rick Simon. 30 00:02:58,730 --> 00:02:59,730 AJ Simon. 31 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:00,769 Nice to meet you. 32 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:02,070 You said you needed help? 33 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:07,020 Yes, we're flight attendants on Greek air. We saw a man killed in the airport 34 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,840 Iraklion. An American. 35 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:12,960 We reported it to the police here as soon as we got off the plane. We've been 36 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,720 here a week and nobody's done anything. Nobody believed it ever happened. We 37 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,880 went to the Greek consulate, the U .S. State Department. Whoa, whoa, whoa, just 38 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,619 wait a minute. 39 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:23,120 Why didn't you just report this to the police back in Greece? 40 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,820 They were the first ones we called. 41 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,960 They say it couldn't have happened. 42 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:28,620 But it did. 43 00:03:29,269 --> 00:03:31,610 It's a small airport, not like the one in Athens. 44 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,870 There was nobody else in the VIP lounge. 45 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:37,610 Well, ladies, I'm sorry, but Greece is a little out of our territory. 46 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:41,570 What you should do is, when you get home, is just, you know, file a full 47 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:45,210 with the authorities, and you may not get an answer immediately, but 48 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:49,530 they're going to solve this. Yeah, bodies get found, people get reported 49 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,230 missing. We can't go home. 50 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:53,650 The killers saw us. 51 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,610 One of them came here on our flight. 52 00:03:58,190 --> 00:03:59,390 I had to serve him coffee. 53 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:01,910 I spoke to our roommate this morning. 54 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:05,950 She says strange men have been watching our apartment every day since we left. 55 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:10,690 Please, we'll pay you. There is nothing else we can do. 56 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:15,410 Would you excuse us for just a moment, please? 57 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:18,769 Look, 58 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:25,050 don't tell me you think you're lying. They want us to solve a murder that took 59 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:29,170 place... 7 ,000 miles away, which the authorities say never even happened. 60 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:31,870 I like your style, don't you? Oh, come on, they've already gone to police 61 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:35,050 forces, the whole diplomatic corps, and probably a whole of NATO. 62 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:37,070 So now they've worked their way up to us. 63 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:41,370 Come on, A .J., we're not just top -notch investigators and flea 64 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:46,330 We're goodwill ambassadors to two lovely women from a foreign land, besides 65 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:47,330 which they're paying. 66 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:50,950 Oh, give me a break. How much can they make? They can never afford us. 67 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:56,480 All right, all right. We'll check out their story, but that's it. Wait, wait, 68 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,520 wait. 69 00:04:59,300 --> 00:04:59,700 If 70 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:10,560 you 71 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,260 want my opinion, I think you're too steward. I made an unscheduled stop in 72 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:17,760 Fantasyland. The town, they're not a couple of hysterical teenagers. 73 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,520 These ladies stay calm for a living. 74 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,720 And Greece isn't Iran either. 75 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,480 When people disappear from airports, it isn't because the police punched their 76 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,480 tickets. 77 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,380 Look, guys, after your call, I looked into this. 78 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,660 There was no murder, no body. 79 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:33,980 All right. 80 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,620 Let's assume that the body hasn't been found yet. 81 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,120 Oh, please, let's not. 82 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,100 Neither has Douglas Marsh, right? Right. 83 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,280 Wrong. Wrong? I checked with customs. 84 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:48,480 Douglas Marsh was alive and well and carrying his passport when he entered 85 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,520 Diego a week ago. 86 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,400 Tell them they swear they saw a murder. 87 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:57,320 Now, can't you even admit to the possibility that if what they say is 88 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,980 their lives could be in danger? I'd say it's their lifestyles that are in 89 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:05,040 danger. While I was checking into their complaint, I noticed that their visas 90 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,040 are about to expire. 91 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,240 Hello? 92 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:18,220 How can that be? 93 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,500 Yes, Mr. Tripless. 94 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:52,120 Are you sure there is not something you've forgotten to tell us? 95 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,720 No, Rick, we've told you everything. 96 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,980 Not quite everything. You didn't tell us about your visas. 97 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,440 What about our visas? 98 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,140 They're about to expire. 99 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:08,460 Look, if what you all need is help staying in this country, we'll see what 100 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:09,279 can do. 101 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:12,920 You don't have to invent a murder just to get us to help you. Is that what you 102 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,460 think? You think we're lying to you? Do you think we would resort to that just 103 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,700 to extend our visas? 104 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,100 Sorry, look, wait, no. He didn't mean... 105 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:29,130 Uh, lying. What he meant was, uh, that maybe Douglas Marsh isn't dead. 106 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:33,730 We believe you saw something, and we will help you find out what that was. 107 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:36,450 now, however, we've got to keep you from getting deported. 108 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:38,030 You can't help us. 109 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,710 We were going to renew our visa after the return flight last week. 110 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:43,610 Now it's too late. 111 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:45,270 Ah, it's never too late. 112 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,610 It is too late. 113 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:50,990 Stewartesses have special visas. They can only renew it from their home 114 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:52,760 Excuse me. 115 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,780 Cutting through red tape is what we do best. 116 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,380 It'll be all right, ma 'am. 117 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,400 It takes time. 118 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:09,480 What happened to her? 119 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:12,920 Hi. Hey, Burs, please. 120 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:14,900 Mr. Armstrong. 121 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,460 Hi, my name is A .J. Simon, and this is my brother Rick. 122 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:25,170 Our friends here tell us that there may be some slight technicality that could 123 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:26,630 prevent them from taking their final exams. 124 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:30,650 Yeah, and we hear that they are just the hottest philosophy students on campus. 125 00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:33,110 Penelope... Oh, you want three new student visas. 126 00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:34,370 Expiration date? 127 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:35,690 Tomorrow. 128 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:39,770 Well, your I -20s seem to be in order. 129 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,169 But these aren't F -1s. 130 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:45,250 These are D -visas. 131 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:47,570 Stewardesses, right? 132 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:48,890 I should have known. 133 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:53,130 Oh, well, see, what we want to do, we want to change these for student visas. 134 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,690 Well, you can't do that here. 135 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:58,510 You'll have to take these back to Greece and apply there. You'll have your 136 00:08:58,510 --> 00:08:59,510 answer in a few weeks. 137 00:08:59,730 --> 00:09:06,350 Uh, Mr. Armstrong, doesn't Greece seem like an awfully roundabout way of 138 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:09,870 getting to a class in La Jolla? Now, isn't there some way that we could 139 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:10,930 No, there isn't. 140 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:14,650 D visas are issued to merchant sailors and air crews. 141 00:09:14,990 --> 00:09:18,010 If we didn't make them renew them at home, they'd all be jumping ship and 142 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:19,010 staying here. 143 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,260 No renewal, no adjustment of status. 144 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:23,140 Sorry? Green cards. 145 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:24,800 They're going to need green cards. 146 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,060 They have jobs. They're working... They have jobs? 147 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,400 That's a much more serious problem. 148 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,180 Did I say they had jobs? No, what I meant to say was they're going to need 149 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:34,320 cards in order to get jobs. 150 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,280 Then they'll have to apply at home. 151 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,760 And judging from the expiration date, I suggest they do that tomorrow. 152 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,920 86? I think you and your high -20s... 153 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,800 Just a little setback. 154 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,260 Don't worry about a thing. 155 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,600 Yeah, AJ's right. 156 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,820 We'll just go over to this guy's head, get the whole thing straightened out. 157 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:05,359 to panic. 158 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,480 Not to panic? Not to panic. I think we'll go first. 159 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:11,260 Uh, downstairs, first floor. 160 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:19,280 Not to panic. 161 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,300 In about 24 hours, those girls could be sent back to a pretty horrible welcoming 162 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,480 committee, and you tell them not to panic. 163 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,110 You're the one who called it a little setback. 164 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:32,470 There's got to be something we can do for him. 165 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:36,590 Well, look, the INS guy is going to be too busy to do anything for a while, but 166 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:37,590 that's not going to last. 167 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:43,510 But Athena and Penelope are still in the USA, and what do people in the USA do 168 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,510 when they have a problem? 169 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:45,569 Call Dr. 170 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:47,350 Ruth? Close. They call a lawyer. 171 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:49,170 We don't have a lawyer. I do. 172 00:10:50,729 --> 00:10:54,510 Ralph Corliss? Ralph Corliss. The Clarence Darrow of unethical litigation? 173 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:58,450 He's not a lawyer. He's an ambulatory. He's perfect for this. 174 00:10:58,730 --> 00:11:00,270 Oh, Rick, come on. 175 00:11:00,770 --> 00:11:05,370 His clients are all malingerers and lowlifes and criminals and you. 176 00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:09,550 AJ. He's the Perry Mason of the whiplash set. If there is a wrinkle in the law 177 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:12,510 that will allow those ladies to stay in the country, Ralph's going to know about 178 00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:13,510 it. 179 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:16,170 Rick, he advertises on late night TV. 180 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:21,280 Please, no, Penelope. Every time you get an idea, I end up in trouble. No, 181 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:25,040 listen to me. It's simple. We stay here and hide. Speak good enough English. 182 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,200 Penelope, we'll be back in five minutes. 183 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:32,920 We'll be sent back. 184 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,620 They know who we are. They'll be waiting for us. 185 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:52,630 believes you now. 186 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:55,890 Now, it's the last we're going to hear of this deportation nonsense, right? 187 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,070 I wish that were true. I know what you've gone through, guys. 188 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,050 But that's not the way it works. 189 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:05,930 If this thing goes beyond this office, the INS could get very curious. 190 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,550 Well, what are they going to think, Town? 191 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:11,050 That Athena and Penelope went into the ladies' room and then started shooting 192 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,250 themselves with a machine gun? 193 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:14,470 It's the best evidence we've got, Town. 194 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,050 Are you seriously suggesting we just ignore it? 195 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,720 The INS takes the position that people who get shot at could be good candidates 196 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:21,720 for deportation. 197 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:26,280 Now, if you don't back off, in two or three days, Penelope and Athena could be 198 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,280 Greece's problem. 199 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,980 So, Ralph, a little more poached salmon? 200 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,300 Hey, why not? 201 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:38,800 Well, listen, make sure that it doesn't have any more bones in it, huh? 202 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,940 You guys just go right on with dinner. I'm going to see if I can give AJ a 203 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,380 Penelope, why don't you tell... 204 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,080 Ralph here. What happened to you in the airport? 205 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:53,820 I spent 50 bucks on this simply so that man wouldn't be seen anywhere near or in 206 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:58,360 our office. And now I'm supposed to debone it for him? A .J., A .J., we need 207 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,360 help. We're desperate. 208 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,720 Think about those poor girls. 209 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,880 What if he choked on a bone? 210 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,780 Well, he may be my lawyer, but he's still a lawyer. 211 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:10,550 So, Ralph, I was just telling A .J. 212 00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:14,230 about how you helped Carlos's cousin when he had that little problem with 213 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:18,370 immigration, so I'm sure that a couple of Greek stewardesses will be up for 214 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:19,970 Yes, Ralph. 215 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:25,170 I can hardly wait to see how you apply your razor -sharp mind to their dilemma. 216 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:27,770 Don't get me wrong, A .J., I like this kind of case. 217 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:31,270 This kind of case is something I really sink my teeth into, you know what I 218 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:33,750 mean? But, you know, stewardesses are very difficult. 219 00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:35,590 You missed one. 220 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,180 Look at them. How can they be difficult? 221 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,560 Well, they have D visas. D visas are flukes. You know what I mean? It's like 222 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:45,320 visa's fallen to the Bermuda Triangle of the immigration law. There's nothing 223 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,900 anybody can do to change the status of a person who has a D visa. 224 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,060 Ralph, their lives are in danger. 225 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,020 If you were saying this simply to jack up your feed, don't bother. Just tell us 226 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,020 how much money you want. 227 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,320 I am really hurt. 228 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,699 You know that? 229 00:13:58,700 --> 00:13:59,700 I really am. 230 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:01,620 I meant what I said. 231 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:05,890 There's no way that you can keep them here unless they marry American 232 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:10,090 Their visas expire tomorrow at midnight. Where are they going to find a couple 233 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:13,810 of guys to marry on such short notice? Well, listen, so I'll ask a couple of my 234 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:18,550 clients. You know, you never know. What kind of regulation is this now, Mr. 235 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:23,310 Lawyer? We've heard all about your rules and laws from the police, from 236 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,410 immigration, and now you? 237 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:28,290 Doesn't anyone in this country care that people are trying to murder us? 238 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:32,150 Oh, uh, great dinner, Rick. Really terrific. 239 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:36,790 Okay, Rick, I'll let myself out, and I'll do some research on the precedents, 240 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,850 you know what I mean? So take it easy. Really good. 241 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,930 Athena, for you. It's long distance. 242 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:45,030 Joanna? 243 00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:47,050 Is that Carla? 244 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,860 Hello? Hello? What happened? 245 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,079 What's the matter? 246 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,080 It's me, Joanna. 247 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,200 It's our roommate. 248 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,780 A man broke in and questioned her. 249 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,000 He asked her about me. 250 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,760 When she didn't answer him, he beat her. 251 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,640 Hey, Jane. 252 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:13,340 You're right. 253 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,520 We'll manage somehow. Excuse us for a second. 254 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,310 But you heard Ralph. There's nothing we can do. 255 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:28,570 I heard Ralph. 256 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,410 There is something we can do. What? 257 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,750 Marry them. 258 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:32,950 Say again. 259 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:34,070 Marry them. 260 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:35,629 Marry them. 261 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,630 Marry them. 262 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,250 Rick, this is a question of life and death here. 263 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:42,610 Yeah, you're right. 264 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,610 Better call Mom and give her the good news. 265 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:46,869 It's you. 266 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:50,370 No, no, no. AJ, this is the kind of news Mom would want to get from you. 267 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,830 You know what you are, Rick. You're a baby. 268 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:59,470 We are trying to protect the lives of two endangered individuals, and you 269 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,330 haven't even got the gut to call your own mother. 270 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:05,910 Right. 271 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:21,590 Hi, Mom. Are you busy? Because if you're busy, I can call you back later if 272 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:22,590 you're busy or anything. 273 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,800 Yes, of course. 274 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,320 Yes, I'm sitting down. 275 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,820 You and your brother are what? 276 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,620 To whom? 277 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:50,520 Well, now, sweetheart, you listen to me. You don't enter into matrimony because 278 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:54,500 some floozies want to slip through some legal loophole. 279 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,480 I never knew you'd been a judge. 280 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:04,730 Acting. I was appointed to fill the unexpired term of Judge Philbert in 281 00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:08,230 when he died under suspicious circumstances of 56. 282 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,730 Yoo -hoo, boys! 283 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,589 Mom, what are you doing? We're going to get married on the boat. 284 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:22,869 Weddings and fleas don't mix. 285 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:24,650 Mom, 286 00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:26,810 this is very festive, but... 287 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:32,780 Maybe I wasn't clear on the phone. You were clear. It wasn't what I expected, 288 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,320 but if you're going to get married, I want you to have a real wedding. 289 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,600 Would you excuse us? Just a minute, Mom. 290 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,860 Now, look, we are not really getting married. I mean, it's going to be legal 291 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:50,040 everything, but you have to consider that what we're doing is we're going 292 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,520 undercover as husbands. 293 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:57,000 I know. I think what you're both doing is honorable and unselfish. 294 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,800 But weddings are important no matter what prompts them. 295 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,020 They're lovely girls. Maybe you'll fall in love with your wives. 296 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,780 Stranger things have happened. 297 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:09,420 Mom, we are not going to fall in love with our wives. Trust me on this one. 298 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,600 AJ, think what used to happen in arranged marriages. 299 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:17,960 Perfect strangers have been known to live happily ever after. 300 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:20,180 Some of them got beheaded. 301 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:22,780 Now, introduce me to my daughter -in -law. 302 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,080 Hi, Rick. 303 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,140 Oh, hi. 304 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,440 Who's getting married? 305 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,880 You don't know him? 306 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,260 Rick's getting married. 307 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,680 Aren't you, Rick? 308 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400 Uh, 309 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:39,040 mom, like for you to meet, uh, what the hell are you doing here? 310 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:42,120 I'm the best man, stupid. I picked up the rings, remember? 311 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,960 Smile. You could be on kind of camera. 312 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:56,820 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these men and women to 313 00:18:56,820 --> 00:19:03,390 these men and women In matrimony, marriage is a solemn and momentous step 314 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:09,950 to be entered into lightly or in haste or in uncertainty. And so, 315 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:14,850 by the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. 316 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:16,690 Men and wife. 317 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,730 You may kiss the bride. 318 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,220 Even had me going for a minute, yeah. 319 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:34,880 Well, now that that little charade is over, we can get on with solving the 320 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,859 crime. 321 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:39,260 It's not over yet. You can't let your guard down for a minute. The immigration 322 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:42,660 people will be all over you to make sure you're living like married people. 323 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,560 What? How are we supposed to do that? Well, you'll work it out. 324 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:51,740 And if you don't, these two ladies will be on a plane back to Greece, and you'll 325 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,380 be up on fraud charges. 326 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:56,380 AJ? 327 00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:08,310 You have room 507, Mr. 328 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:10,270 and Mrs. Richard Simon. Thank you. 329 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:13,630 King -size bed, view of the ocean. 330 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,830 I said twin beds. 331 00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:18,290 I thought I said twin beds. 332 00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:20,330 Twin beds. Twin beds. 333 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:27,890 I have a small room near the kitchen with a view of the dumpster, if that's 334 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:28,890 you like. 335 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,770 You thought I was serious. 336 00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:34,050 I was just kidding. No, Mr. Simon loves the ocean view, don't you, Mr. Simon? 337 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,850 mind if I watch, too? I just couldn't sleep. 338 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,310 Oh, no, sure. 339 00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:01,890 Hey, do you need some more blankets or pillows or sheets or anything? 340 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,130 Oh, no, thanks. 341 00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:06,790 The bed's fine. It's just that the last few days have been such a nightmare. 342 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:11,290 I never thought my wedding night would be like this. 343 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,270 I'm real sorry about this room, Athena. 344 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:20,690 I know we're going to get married today. I had both fumigated last week for 345 00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,510 fleas. That's all right. 346 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,310 Poor Morton. 347 00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:26,530 Marlowe. 348 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:27,910 Marlowe. 349 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,610 Hates spending the night at the vet's. 350 00:21:38,050 --> 00:21:40,110 So, quite a day, huh? 351 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:41,790 It has been. 352 00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:43,810 You must be tired. 353 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,330 Me? Tired? No, not me. 354 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:49,410 I'll just sit here and read while you snooze. 355 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:52,330 You just go right on to sleep. 356 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,880 Pretend I'm not here. 357 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,380 I'll pretend you're not here. 358 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,520 Well... Good night, Drake. 359 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,560 Good night, Athena. 360 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,760 Sleep well. 361 00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:24,490 Hello? Yes. 362 00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:26,350 This is his wife. 363 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:27,830 No. 364 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:29,870 Hello? 365 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,810 Catherine. No, Catherine, I can explain this. 366 00:22:51,690 --> 00:22:53,930 Would you like some champagne? I've got some champagne in the fridge. 367 00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:00,810 Rick? Yeah? 368 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,570 There's more than enough room in this bed. 369 00:23:07,330 --> 00:23:11,970 Oh, that's all right. I'm perfectly comfortable right here. 370 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:13,270 I'm just fine. 371 00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:18,890 I'll bet Penelope's not making AJ sleep on the floor. 372 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,100 You know something? 373 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,940 You're absolutely right. 374 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:29,100 I mean, if you can be adult about our marriage... 375 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:55,950 If it weren't for you, I'd probably have been murdered by now. 376 00:23:57,150 --> 00:23:58,150 That's no big deal. 377 00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:01,930 I've been so frightened. 378 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:05,590 Thank you so much for everything. 379 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:08,570 It's okay. 380 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:10,969 I'm here now. 381 00:24:10,970 --> 00:24:12,090 Nothing's going to happen to you. 382 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:15,690 And I promise you, we'll get the whole thing straightened out. 383 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:27,060 What you're feeling now is perfectly natural. 384 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:28,980 You know? 385 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:35,200 That sort of reminds me of the time that A .J. and I were doing surveillance on 386 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,440 a hockey team. 387 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:42,180 You probably don't even know what a hockey team is. 388 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:45,740 That's all right. 389 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:51,200 Just picture six, guys. 390 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,020 Carrying big sticks, what about? Four teeth among them. 391 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:57,260 You're very good at being a husband, A .J. 392 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,860 Are you sure this is your first marriage? 393 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,560 Yeah. 394 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:09,600 Uh, I was engaged once. I guess you could say I was almost married. 395 00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:10,980 It happened. 396 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,840 Wait, I had no right to ask you that question. For a moment, I forgot why I 397 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840 here. 398 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:33,130 Maybe after we find the killer and get this whole mess drained out, maybe... 399 00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:37,830 Maybe we could get to know each other better. 400 00:25:38,930 --> 00:25:42,190 Strange. The worst moments were after the murder. 401 00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:46,010 The flight was delayed for an extra 20 minutes. 402 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:50,390 We were terrified they were going to drag us off the plane. 403 00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:54,830 What caused the delay? 404 00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:56,430 They held us up. 405 00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:58,490 Before they could load a casket. 406 00:26:00,050 --> 00:26:01,050 A casket? 407 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:04,790 I got the papers on the body and the casket. I don't think they're going to 408 00:26:04,790 --> 00:26:05,790 solve your problems. 409 00:26:06,670 --> 00:26:09,930 He's an American. His name is Joseph Demetrius. He died of a heart attack 410 00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:11,290 he was on some kind of tour over there. 411 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:13,050 That's perfect. 412 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,870 Don't you see that? I mean, they killed Douglas Marsh in the airport. They don't 413 00:26:15,870 --> 00:26:18,210 have to worry about the body because they ship it here under a phony name. 414 00:26:18,550 --> 00:26:21,650 And then customs takes a look at the coffin and says, yep, that's the body, 415 00:26:21,650 --> 00:26:23,810 right. It's pretty elaborate, guys. 416 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,520 Well, no, not really. You ship Marsh home in the baggage compartment, get 417 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,700 somebody to take his seat on the airplane, and somebody else here in San 418 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,080 to pick the body up when it arrives. 419 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,440 Okay, but why? 420 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:35,780 Well, because of you. 421 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,680 Moi? Well, I don't mean you personally. I mean someone more flat of foot and 422 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,260 slow of wit. 423 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,160 Someone who would be dumb enough to insist that you can't kill a guy in the 424 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,340 airport and make the body disappear. 425 00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,740 Very creative. Mm -hmm. 426 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,460 Not them. You. 427 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:58,770 If you happen to find a body while we're gone, please don't upset the little 428 00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:00,030 ladies with gory details. 429 00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:03,270 Again? You know, you're not the only guys who like to leave their wives in 430 00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,050 police custody while they're off working, you know. 431 00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:11,650 Mr. Tripp. 432 00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,290 Surprised? 433 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:15,110 You shouldn't be. 434 00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:18,950 I told you to get rid of the two stewardesses, and you didn't. 435 00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:20,410 Well, I couldn't get them alone. 436 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,880 Are these two private detectives who are with him every minute of the day? 437 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,040 If that's your only problem, the answer is very simple. 438 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,320 Kill them all. 439 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:41,960 Yes, Mr. Demetrius. Yes, my name is A .J. Simon, and I'm very sorry to hear 440 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,960 about your recent loss. 441 00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:49,780 No, ma 'am, I wasn't talking about the dog. I was talking about your husband. 442 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:51,820 Joseph Demetrius? 443 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,320 He is? 444 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:56,860 She's going to get him. 445 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,180 Man shipped here in a casket and he's still alive? 446 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,060 I want to name it a travel agent. 447 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,820 Oh, I see you got the news about Mr. 448 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,260 Demetrius. Yes. 449 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,080 No, no, no, Mr. Demetrius. Please don't disturb him. I really don't need to talk 450 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:10,679 to him. 451 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,720 I'm sorry to have bothered you. 452 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,520 Goodbye. 453 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,510 Where are the little women? I've got some information that might be of 454 00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:20,510 to you. 455 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:22,030 Athena! 456 00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:23,750 Penelope! 457 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:24,950 Be right down. 458 00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:31,410 What is it? 459 00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:35,670 Well, Demetrius is alive and he's clean. Somebody learned his name and address 460 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,550 while he was in Greece and said he was the body in the casket. 461 00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:39,830 I see. 462 00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:44,250 So you've come to apologize to Penelope and Athena for doubting them. 463 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:47,510 You just go right ahead, town. Don't let us embarrass you. 464 00:28:48,430 --> 00:28:52,130 Well, that's not all. When we were tracking down Douglas Marsh with the 465 00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:54,030 office, something strange turned up. 466 00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:56,370 Something strange? We need that. 467 00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:57,670 Not exactly. 468 00:28:57,710 --> 00:29:00,390 The passport is real, but there is no Douglas Marsh. 469 00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:01,690 No Douglas Marsh? 470 00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:03,170 But we saw him. 471 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:07,310 Well, when we asked the government how that happened, they gave it that special 472 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:10,770 kind of silent. The kind that means, don't ask that again. 473 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:13,270 Rick, we've got a feeling we're out of our league here. 474 00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:17,160 Town. Do you suppose you could take Athena and Penelope down to the station 475 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,680 give them a grand tour for a couple of hours? 476 00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:23,100 They already had the grand tour. Maybe they'd like to see the inside of a 477 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:24,100 car. 478 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,400 Okay. 479 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,960 Right this way, ladies. 480 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,890 Yes, in San Diego, please. Telephone number for Central Intelligence Agency. 481 00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:49,850 Oh, A .J., you don't think they're going to be in the phone book like a massage 482 00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:50,850 parlor, do you? 483 00:29:51,230 --> 00:29:52,230 Thank you. 484 00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:54,690 In the phone book like a massage parlor. 485 00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:56,710 Yes, Central Intelligence Agency. 486 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:01,670 My name is A .J. Simon. Don't give them your name. Geez. 487 00:30:01,970 --> 00:30:07,030 I'm a private investigator, and I'd like to report an incident that has come to 488 00:30:07,030 --> 00:30:08,030 my attention. 489 00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:09,710 Hi. 490 00:30:09,970 --> 00:30:10,970 Art Copic. 491 00:30:12,890 --> 00:30:18,490 Can I use your phone for a second? Thanks. Well, uh... It's Art Popek. 492 00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:20,770 Is that water pump replaced yet? 493 00:30:21,890 --> 00:30:24,110 That's my daughter's car, and we'll need it by the end of the day. 494 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:27,870 Look, I'm at 555 -7800. 495 00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:29,130 You just call me here when it's done. 496 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,910 You're, uh... Now, uh, tell me again. What was your problem? 497 00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:40,480 Uh... Two of our... witnessed a murder in the airport in Heraklion, Greece, and 498 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:45,460 we think that the victim may have been a spook. I mean, a member of the 499 00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:46,500 intelligence community. 500 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,919 Well, yeah. 501 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,580 Well, thanks for thinking of us. But all our people are alive and well. It never 502 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:54,740 happened. I'm afraid our wives saw it happen, Mr. Kopek. 503 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,880 Hello? 504 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:02,240 Yeah? What do you mean? I don't care about someone else at the Corvette. Just 505 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,119 get it done. 506 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,120 Jeez. 507 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,300 Now, where were we? 508 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:08,960 Our wives witnessed this murder that you say never happened. 509 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,640 Oh, yeah, your wives had some immigration problem, right? And then 510 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,020 attacked somewhere in this building. 511 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,800 By the imaginary murderer. 512 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:18,720 Let me put this to you as gently as possible. 513 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:25,160 Foreign airline personnel assigned to flights to the United States sometimes 514 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,340 involved with, well, the wrong sort of people. 515 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:32,480 Mr. Kopeck. 516 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,060 They saw a murder. 517 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:39,420 Let me tell you how it usually goes. 518 00:31:39,820 --> 00:31:44,780 A nice man says, take this package to my sister in San Diego. It's perfume. 519 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:49,140 And the customs will wreck this pretty package if I take it in. 520 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,880 Only it's not perfume. 521 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,840 It's cocaine from Colombia. 522 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:54,580 Or heroin from Turkey. 523 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,540 Penelope and Athena are not drug smugglers. 524 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,500 They are flight attendants. 525 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,160 Innocent people. 526 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,940 Who stumbled into a dangerous situation. 527 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,480 Who talked you into marrying them so that people that they don't know will 528 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,960 shooting at them with machine guns. 529 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,040 Kopec. 530 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,400 Yeah? 531 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:26,600 Finally. Okay, I'll be in... Now, pay attention. 532 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,680 The wives of two American citizens are in danger. 533 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,040 I'm sorry, guys. 534 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:38,620 I can see you have a problem, but this isn't exactly a national security issue. 535 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,540 Off the record, I advise you to keep this story in the family. 536 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,620 It'll only get the ladies in trouble. 537 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:07,820 I just got the call. They found the body of Douglas Marsh in Escondido. 538 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,480 The home office has that. 539 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,120 The story's been contained. 540 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:13,340 You have 48 hours. 541 00:33:33,230 --> 00:33:35,070 Who is it? Charles Armstrong here. 542 00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:38,050 Oh, Rick. 543 00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:39,730 Rick, wake up. 544 00:33:40,090 --> 00:33:41,090 Rick. 545 00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:44,430 What? Hey. 546 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,050 What is it? It's the girl. It's Armstrong. 547 00:33:47,870 --> 00:33:49,910 It's what those little checks Corliss told us about. 548 00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:51,210 I'm coming. 549 00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:57,930 Just a sec. This lock's a little tricky here. It takes me a moment to get it 550 00:33:57,930 --> 00:33:58,930 open. 551 00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:00,570 Here we go. 552 00:34:04,270 --> 00:34:05,270 Oh, thank you. 553 00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:10,489 Mr. Simon, I'm here to serve you and your wife a notice to appear this 554 00:34:10,489 --> 00:34:12,730 at the Office of Immigration and Naturalization. 555 00:34:12,969 --> 00:34:13,969 Won't you come in? 556 00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:18,409 I tried to locate your brother and his spouse, but, well, they've checked out 557 00:34:18,409 --> 00:34:23,409 their hotel, and they're not on the health book. I assume they were still on 558 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:26,150 their honeymoon, but obviously I was mistaken. 559 00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:32,330 It says 7 a .m., and it's already after 6 now. How do you expect... 560 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:38,719 Novel sleeping arrangement, Mr. Simon. I'll be sure and mention it in my 561 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,880 Oh, no, it's not what you think. 562 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:43,920 What do you think? 563 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,860 Anyway, see, my boat has... Yes, we'll save that until later. 564 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:51,440 I'll see all of you in about half an hour. 565 00:34:51,739 --> 00:34:57,620 And let me warn you, the consequences will be grave if any of you fails to 566 00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:58,620 appear. 567 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,580 You mean to tell me that Armstrong can just rouse people in our own home 568 00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:11,160 he wants to and tell them to come down here? 569 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,600 Yeah, I called your wonderful lawyer and the answer is yeah. 570 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,840 Right this way? 571 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:26,200 This is Miss Bell. 572 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:30,120 She and I are required to verify that you are really living together as 573 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,260 couples. Therefore, we're going to split you up and ask a few questions. 574 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,540 Mrs. Simon and Mrs. Simon? 575 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:37,320 If you'll follow Miss Bell, please. 576 00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:38,900 Right this way. 577 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,260 Mr. Simon and Mr. Simon, walk this way. 578 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,020 Mrs. Andrew Simon, what side of the bed does your husband sleep on? 579 00:35:58,580 --> 00:36:00,160 Left. No, no, right. 580 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,520 No, left. 581 00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,260 He moves around a lot. 582 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,880 Richard Simon. 583 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,880 What does your wife wear to bed? 584 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:16,440 We've been married three days. I haven't discerned a pattern. 585 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:21,000 What does Richard Simon wear to bed? 586 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,460 What do you mean? 587 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:24,020 Does he wear pajamas? 588 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,520 Or does he sleep in the buff or some combination of the two? 589 00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:31,680 It's been cold. He slept in... 590 00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:36,060 Socks and some sort of sleeveless military shirt? 591 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,280 I see. 592 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,200 Richard Simon sleeps in his socks and his underwear. 593 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,560 Andrew Simon, name the last movie you and your wife would have seen. 594 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,160 That's easy. 595 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,160 Peat Bog Creatures, Tuesday night on The Late Show. 596 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:57,560 Miss Bell, what happens if we don't remember what our husband's habits are? 597 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,800 get sent back to grief. 598 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,500 It's all about these... these blobs that come up out of the peat bogs. Tuesday 599 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,160 night? Yeah, Tuesday night. 600 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,020 Wasn't that your wedding night, Mr. Simon? 601 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:14,020 Mrs. Richard Simon, maybe this will be easier for you. 602 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,600 Can you tell me why your husband wears a hat indoors? 603 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,180 It's a little odd, isn't it? Watching horror movies on television on your 604 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:28,180 wedding night? 605 00:37:28,430 --> 00:37:29,790 Have you ever seen the movie? 606 00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:35,470 The romantic scenes are very steamy. Rick, don't help me. When the blobs 607 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:38,590 to undulate and... Shut up, Rick. 608 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:40,750 It's sexy. 609 00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:45,490 Well, you can go now. After Miss Bell and I compare your answers with your 610 00:37:45,490 --> 00:37:47,670 wives' answers, we will file our report. 611 00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:50,750 We'll wait for our wives, thank you. 612 00:37:51,030 --> 00:37:52,530 Well, they left some time ago. 613 00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:55,090 You have got to be kidding. 614 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:06,710 wouldn't just take off without him. 615 00:38:08,090 --> 00:38:09,230 Suppose the killer got inside? 616 00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:10,890 No way. 617 00:38:11,110 --> 00:38:13,370 Another ugly possibility just occurred to me. 618 00:38:14,150 --> 00:38:17,790 What if they failed the newlywed game? They're being held for deportation. You 619 00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:19,790 think Armstrong's gonna have guts enough to tell us? 620 00:38:20,450 --> 00:38:21,530 By mail, maybe. 621 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,650 No, I mean, they're lying to us about something up there, but it's not that. 622 00:38:26,290 --> 00:38:27,870 What if they didn't want us at all? 623 00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:29,210 You're dead right. 624 00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:32,970 And what's the point of quizzing us only two days after we got married? 625 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,960 Somebody's after Charles. 626 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,920 Somebody right now is asking them questions they didn't ask us, and I'll 627 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,080 anything I know who it is. That spook. 628 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,480 Kopec. 629 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,080 Langley, we're here to see Kopec. He's in his office. 630 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:51,220 Wait. 631 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,560 Wait? 632 00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:56,300 What are you doing here? 633 00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:10,590 Gentlemen. 634 00:39:25,850 --> 00:39:27,410 You're making a very serious mistake. 635 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:30,170 You're playing a game that's way over your heads. 636 00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:35,030 Where are we going? 637 00:39:35,210 --> 00:39:38,510 Well, just on the outside possibility that we are in over our heads. 638 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,030 How do honeymoons in Mexico sound to you? 639 00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:43,170 Is going to Mexico legal? 640 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:47,230 I don't know, but the time to figure that out is when no one is shooting at 641 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,090 Do not be alarmed. 642 00:40:27,490 --> 00:40:28,610 No one will get hurt. 643 00:40:29,710 --> 00:40:33,150 I have a little problem that is going to take a couple of days to be solved. 644 00:40:34,350 --> 00:40:35,510 Then you will all be released. 645 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:38,850 I don't believe that. Do you believe that? I don't believe that. 646 00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:41,530 Do you know this guy? 647 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,200 Well, I'll say one thing for you guys. 648 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:56,580 You're neat. 649 00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,420 Unfortunately, that is all we'll say for you. Hey, I'm sorry we had to do things 650 00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:01,820 this way, but there was a lot at stake. 651 00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:04,400 Douglas Marsh was one of our agents. 652 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,420 His killers wanted it to look like he died here. 653 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:11,400 An agent killed in circumstances like that can cause us a lot of trouble. 654 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:12,940 Why was he murdered? 655 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,000 The man who grabbed you was a Greek official. 656 00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:18,720 Marsh discovered he was a KGB mole. 657 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:21,360 The rest you can figure out for yourselves. 658 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 We can? 659 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,200 Well, I guess we'll learn the rest of it when Penelope and Athena get their 660 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,200 official apology. 661 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,280 They just got it. 662 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:39,120 I got what you guys are looking for. 663 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,580 You guys are on the loose. 664 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:45,480 And here's copies of the annulment for your hope chest. 665 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,000 And I know you really feel like celebrating. 666 00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:51,680 Well, listen, I'm sorry I can't party with you guys. 667 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,530 I got to go. I'm shooting a commercial for my office. 668 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:57,750 Uh -huh. 669 00:43:04,630 --> 00:43:09,730 You know, I'm really going to miss Athena. 670 00:43:12,650 --> 00:43:16,870 But it'll be great to dust off my little black book, get back in circulation 671 00:43:16,870 --> 00:43:19,570 before the nasty rumor that I'm married gets around. 672 00:43:20,550 --> 00:43:21,550 Yeah. 673 00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:23,040 Slowed off my mind. 674 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,320 Get back on the boat, all by myself. 675 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,080 You know, be a slob, watch wrestling. 676 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,660 Walk around in my drawers if I feel like it. 677 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,940 Yeah. 678 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,800 No more stuffed grape leaves waiting for me when I get home. 679 00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:41,900 Hello. 680 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:43,900 Hi. 681 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:50,480 Tonight we're there last night in San Diego. 682 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:53,500 We wanted to say goodbye to our ex -husbands. 683 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,620 You heard that the annulment went through? 684 00:43:58,420 --> 00:44:02,920 Yes, Mr. Kornis was very happy to inform us that this morning. 685 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:10,000 They're even planning an engagement party for me and George when I get back. 686 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:14,860 The engagement party? That's terrific. 687 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,120 Congratulations. 688 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,320 I'll miss you, Rick. 689 00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:22,730 And I'll miss Morton, too. 690 00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:28,170 Well, Marlowe will miss being called Morton. 691 00:44:28,610 --> 00:44:33,310 And, uh, A .J. and I will be two lonely old bachelors again. 692 00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:36,990 It was a great marriage, Penelope. 693 00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:38,250 Well, it lasted. 694 00:44:38,970 --> 00:44:40,110 It was wonderful. 695 00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:41,910 Thank you for everything. 696 00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:44,590 I'll miss you, A .J. 697 00:44:46,630 --> 00:44:49,130 Athena, we almost forgot the ring. 698 00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:50,430 Oh, no, no. 699 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:52,730 Please, keep it. 700 00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:57,670 Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, here, why don't you take this? Maybe you and 701 00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:58,670 George can use it. 702 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:00,430 No, no, please, take it. 703 00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:18,450 Hey, um, if you all aren't doing anything this evening, why don't we all 704 00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:19,530 for dinner together, just... 705 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,600 For old times' sake.