1 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:32,900 Look, are we going to walk the beat today or what? Sorry, everything just 2 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:36,260 slipped. Well, look, the next time something slips, keep your eyes open. 3 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,720 Otherwise, you're going to let yourself in for a lot of surprises. 4 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,080 Now, you catch my drift? 5 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,560 Yes, sir. And don't call me sir. I already told you that. 6 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:45,880 It just doesn't feel right calling you Harry. 7 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:51,080 Harry, Officer Flank, anything else except sir. Now, sir is the word of 8 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,660 endearment I reserve for people I bust over the head with my nightstand. Hey, 9 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:59,010 Harry. How come your pants don't fit as good as your partner's? Oh, keep it up, 10 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:01,630 Vinnie. I'll tell your wife when I see her at mass on Sunday. 11 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:06,750 Take a break. We just started. Take a break. 12 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,630 Get in. I got something to tell you. 13 00:01:40,239 --> 00:01:43,340 Why did you get in that man's car? 14 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:44,680 What man's car? 15 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,860 Sloan. Nathan Sloan. 16 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,140 He's a gangster. 17 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:50,140 Among other things, he's had people killed. 18 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:52,900 Now listen, rookie. 19 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:54,540 Let's get something straight. 20 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:59,060 One thing you never, never do is question the wisdom of my axe. 21 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,820 You're out here to learn. I'll tell you exactly what you need to know. 22 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:06,540 Everything else is between my conscience, my maker, and me. 23 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:16,020 on Pearl Street. 24 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,940 That's where the tourists go. That's where you get the best deal. If you want 25 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:23,680 quality, you go to Blue Red. You pay rip -off prices. Will you stop, please? 26 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,660 I asked for an opinion, not World War III. Well, he just... Truce! 27 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 Okay. 28 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:34,600 I'll check out both places. Well, I don't understand why you're serving 29 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,260 to begin with. Lobster for 20 is going to put you in debtor's prison. 30 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,060 Because it's a clam -baked dummy. What are you expecting to serve? Beans and 31 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:45,360 franks? Quite a... Why don't you two go jogging or something and work off some 32 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,360 of that energy? 33 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,160 Jogging? Energy? 34 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:53,180 I get in at four in the morning. I don't have any energy. 35 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,000 I hope it was worth it. Worth what? 36 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,400 Making me miserable. What are you doing over here anyway? You're supposed to be 37 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,880 at the office paying bills or something. 38 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,960 I would like to know why that little chore always falls to me. 39 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,220 Because you're the brains in the family. 40 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,900 You're absolutely right. I am the brains of the family, especially when it comes 41 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,140 to something you don't want to do. 42 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:11,840 Excuse me. What? 43 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,440 Permission to come aboard? 44 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Officer, 45 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:21,460 this really is necessary. See, I was just on my way down to pay those tickets 46 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:24,820 just as soon as I get the taillight fixed. Oh, this has nothing to do with 47 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:28,120 tickets. Oh, the registration on the boat. Got the paperwork all filled out. 48 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,180 was just on my way to put that in the mail. Where's the paperwork? I gave you 49 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:32,660 the paperwork. Please, this isn't what you think it is. 50 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,700 You don't have anything to worry about. 51 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:37,240 I'm here for personal reasons. 52 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Personal reasons. 53 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,050 I want to hire you. 54 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,990 Look, I hope it's okay coming here. I did try your office first. 55 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:47,990 Well, uh... Yeah, of course. Please, sit down. 56 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,330 I'm A .J. Simon. 57 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:52,250 Hi, I'm Rick Simon. 58 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:53,429 Yes, I know. 59 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:56,750 I heard your name mentioned by one of the instructors at the police academy. 60 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,950 He said, for the money, you're the best. 61 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:02,810 For the, uh... For the money. 62 00:04:03,650 --> 00:04:04,650 I'm Linda Richards. 63 00:04:05,430 --> 00:04:06,450 And I... 64 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:10,600 I'm faced with a situation that I just don't know how to handle. 65 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:15,580 You see, I think I'm working with a dishonest officer. 66 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:24,180 In that case, I really feel your best bet would be to go to Internal Affairs 67 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,380 possibly your watch commander. 68 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,760 No, I can't. 69 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:29,580 My partner has 30 years on the street. 70 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:32,420 I just graduated from the academy three months ago. 71 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,620 Now, if I report him, whose word do you think they're going to take? 72 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:40,330 My whole career is going to be over before it starts. Look, Officer 73 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:42,030 I know you probably think it's ridiculous. 74 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:46,870 A 98 -pound female wanting to become a cop. No, it's not that. It's just... But 75 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:47,870 I always have. 76 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:50,410 It's like I was born with that obsession. 77 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:52,730 I never played house. 78 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:55,350 I grew up reading Policeman Bob. 79 00:04:57,410 --> 00:05:01,230 It just seemed like such a wonderful way to dedicate a life, you know? 80 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:03,430 I mean, nurses. 81 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,640 You know, they help people. 82 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:11,240 The police officers, they're out there. 83 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,220 I mean, that's the ultimate. 84 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,920 I just don't know what I'm going to do. 85 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,980 Now look at me. I'm crying. 86 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,080 Damn it all. 87 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,520 Cops aren't supposed to cry. 88 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:24,820 Here. 89 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,340 Every date last night? 90 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,880 No. 91 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,100 I guess I didn't sleep too well. 92 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:36,860 Anything you want to talk about? 93 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,800 Like what? 94 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,340 Well, when you look as unhappy as you do and you don't get any sleep at night, 95 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,200 there's usually a problem. 96 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:46,140 I'm fine, honest. 97 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,820 All right, suit yourself. Now, look, one thing I'll never do is pry. 98 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:13,290 You don't like me to smoke, do you, Richard? 99 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:15,410 I don't think smoking's good for anyone. 100 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:19,990 And no, I especially don't like to see a police officer doing something that's 101 00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:23,310 against regulations when he's supposed to be setting an example in public. 102 00:06:23,690 --> 00:06:26,710 Well, the trouble is, this is one of the few pleasures I've got left. 103 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:38,350 Hey, hey, hey, partner, hey, hey, hey. 104 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:40,930 This ain't no place to go climbing, you know. 105 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,380 Now climbing's for trees on dry land. 106 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:48,500 Oh, I'd hold his hand, ma 'am. I've seen more than one go over out here. I just 107 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:52,500 turned around one second and he was gone. Thank you so much. Oh, sweetheart, 108 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,300 did you do that? You stay with Mommy now. 109 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:00,880 See, Richards, there's nothing wrong with bad habits, as long as you keep 110 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:01,880 eyes open. 111 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,160 Hey, mister. 112 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:20,240 Let me give you a little tip. The fishing's a lot better at the end of the 113 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:30,880 No, no, no, no, no. 114 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:36,280 I'm not talking about that. All I'm saying is that you would do a lot better 115 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,680 the end of the pier. 116 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:43,949 Yeah, natürlich. 117 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:45,750 Vielen Dank, Fräulein. Dankeschön. 118 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:47,610 Hey, where'd you learn your Deutsch? 119 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:49,810 Heiko. Huh? 120 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:53,250 Everybody took Spanish. I took German. 121 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:56,190 I bet you tried out for the football team, too, huh? 122 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,330 No, I was too small. 123 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:05,430 German routine's getting a little old. 124 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:08,650 At least it takes some kind of imagination. 125 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:12,680 Earth, have you gotten that bag? 126 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:14,300 Go. 127 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:15,960 Find out your next birthday. 128 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:25,280 I'm going to buy some cigars. Look, why don't you go back to the arcade and 129 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,600 check out their license? 130 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,100 We did that last week. 131 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,080 I forgot the expiration date. 132 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,800 It's good for another six months. 133 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,140 Maybe you read it wrong. 134 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,539 Look, why don't you just do as I tell you, huh? 135 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,160 He went into Sloan's bar. 136 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,460 Sloan must be there. That's his car. 137 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:58,900 Good Lord. 138 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:00,140 What's in that bag? 139 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,200 It's my birthday present. 140 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:06,360 We saw him go in there. What did he say to you? 141 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,380 He sent me off on a wild goose chase. Same as always. 142 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:10,940 Go check it out. 143 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:14,260 If he sees me anywhere near there, he'll deep six me off the end of the pier. 144 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,300 Go enjoy your wild goose chase. We'll do what needs to be done. 145 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:21,360 Trust us. Remember, Officer Richards, money for the best. 146 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,980 Hey, you want to do me a favor and leave that thing here? 147 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,320 Well, I can't do that. 148 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,600 That's the reason I'm so successful. 149 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,800 Anytime I do a thing, I live the part. 150 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:37,740 I wonder where in trouble. 151 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,329 You bum. 152 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:12,790 Get out of here. I ain't no bum. I got money. I got money. 153 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,380 You really do live the part, don't you? 154 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,579 Here you go. 155 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,240 Have a cigar, courtesy of Mr. Sloan. Thank you. 156 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,059 Any luck? 157 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:54,860 Oh, not to go to town with. How about you? 158 00:10:55,180 --> 00:11:00,240 Mr. Sloan's car has air conditioning, Dario, and in the glove compartment, 159 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,980 cigars and heavy artillery. 160 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:04,900 He's carrying a gun around in his car? 161 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,480 Yep. Which is pretty stupid, considering he's a convicted felon. 162 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:11,270 Unless, of course, he knows he's being protected. 163 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:14,650 How many times have I told you, Mr. Sloan? 164 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,990 I've walked the beat my whole life. 165 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:20,710 Well, I got the show for it. 166 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:27,210 A pile of bills, a bachelor apartment, a car I'm ashamed to admit I own. 167 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:28,910 Hey, Harry, come on, Harry. 168 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:32,970 You're a prince among men. You're absolutely incorruptible, and I mean 169 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:35,750 compliment. I admire people I can't buy. 170 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:37,930 Good old honest Harry Flack. 171 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,280 He's got zilch in the bank. 172 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:45,080 His wife left him for some creep who can afford hot tubs and dinner dances. 173 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:53,240 And when his mother died, his own mother, all he could do was give her a 174 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,100 in the low -rent end of the park. 175 00:11:56,240 --> 00:12:00,820 Well, Harry Flank is sick of sainthood and incorruptibility. 176 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,940 He's so sick of it that his bones ache. 177 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,720 You're coming on pretty strong, Harry. 178 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,220 You know what I want? 179 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,380 I want out. 180 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:13,700 I want to retire. 181 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:22,300 I want a cabin in the Sierras where I can listen to the snow melt 182 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,600 every year for the rest of my life. 183 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,380 And in order to get that Mr. Sloan, I'd be willing to do just about anything. 184 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:36,080 Yeah, well, I know where you're coming from, Harry, but it's a sad thing right 185 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,080 now. 186 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,240 Right now, you're a little too risky for me. 187 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:44,080 Why? Because you're like a kangaroo, Harry. You got a pouch, and in that 188 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,960 you're carrying around a little baby super cop. 189 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:50,440 Oh, come on. Now, that's no problem. You look into her eyes sometimes, Harry. 190 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,060 One side, you see truth. 191 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,040 The other side, you see justice. 192 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:58,140 That concerns me, Harry. 193 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,100 Like I said, Mr. Sloan, that's no problem. 194 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:07,260 Just give me a couple of days, and you'll never even know she existed. 195 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,760 you, rookie. 196 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:29,980 48, 64, 88, red, lavender. 197 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,180 Lavender? Hut, hut, hut. 198 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:43,220 Hey, guys, I thought this was supposed to be flag football. 199 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,540 Well, here's the flag right here. 200 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:54,930 friend got a split. Well, why don't you quit before that play? Yo, come on, 201 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:56,970 Larry. Man, you guys are going to blow the whole game. 202 00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,930 Never fear, guys. 203 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,190 Fate has sent us substitutes. 204 00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:03,990 You chumps are in trouble now. 205 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:07,930 No, it's all right. You just keep right on playing, son, because we're talent 206 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,390 scouts for the San Diego Chargers. 207 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,030 Look wise, guys. 208 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,430 I'm on assignment around here. 209 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:13,850 It's a lot of gang activity. 210 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,750 So make it fast. What do you want? 211 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:16,970 What do we want? 212 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,280 Yeah. Read my lips. What do you want? 213 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,480 Want to know what we want. 214 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,400 What do we want? 215 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,700 Well, 216 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,780 uh, what we want. 217 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:36,880 Well, what we, uh, we want to find a way to tell you that we think one of your 218 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,880 cops is on the take. 219 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,100 Come on, Gramps. Let's play. 220 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,780 Yeah. 221 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,180 You came down here to spread gossip? 222 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,440 Tell me one of my officers is on the take? 223 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:52,520 He's not one of your officers personally, but he is somebody on the 224 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,220 Who, inquiring minds, would like to know? 225 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,720 A beat cop named Harry Flank. 226 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,760 Are you crazy? Harry Flank is one of the best damn cops in the business. 227 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:02,980 Let's go, man. 228 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,740 Are you going to talk or are you going to play? 229 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:06,220 We're going to play. 230 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,760 What do you mean, we? 231 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,300 Never mind. 232 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,720 You ain't got all day. Come on. 233 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,380 Come on, man. 234 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:26,100 you two something right now. Harry Flink broke me in. He took me when I was a 235 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,240 clumsy rook and he made a policeman out of me. He's got more accommodations than 236 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,760 I've got years on the force. Well, Rick saw him talking with Nathan Sloan and 237 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,100 Nathan Sloan has killed more people than you got years on the force. So he was 238 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,280 talking to him. Drinking with him, swilling down booze. 239 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,140 What is he supposed to do with Sloan? Have high tea? 240 00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,500 You center out past. I don't center. Well, you do now. 241 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,720 And you run a post pattern or something. 242 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400 On two, break. 243 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,060 It's going to be like playing in an old -timers game. 244 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,620 Oh, yeah, pimple face. 245 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,840 Watch this. 246 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:04,420 44, 66, red, fuchsia. Fuchsia? 247 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,720 Hut, hut. 248 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,600 Next time you have something to tell me about a policeman, send me a message in 249 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,499 Morse code. 250 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,500 Come on, Town. 251 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:31,020 If you're so sure he's innocent, why don't you help us investigate? 252 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,140 Look, Harry's not even in my division. 253 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,840 I don't see him anymore. 254 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,100 Nice try, Town, but we did our homework. 255 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,160 Captain McKnight is fishing in the Bahamas. 256 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,740 For the next month, Harry Flank is under your direct supervision. 257 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,960 I'll kill the fink who told you that. 258 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,760 Down. Let us walk a beat with him, just one week. 259 00:16:56,860 --> 00:17:01,420 If he's dirty, we'll find out. If he's clean, we'll be just as happy about it 260 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,420 you are. 261 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:13,180 I don't know what you two guys did, but you really made Lieutenant Brown mad at 262 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:17,660 him. Oh, well, see, Harry, we handle a lot of debris. Rick, knock it off. What? 263 00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:21,690 We do not discuss our cases in public. Did I mention any names? 264 00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,089 Not yet, but you will. 265 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,770 A .J., the man has got a right to know why we're out here walking a beat with 266 00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:27,770 him. 267 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:33,930 All right, but I don't want to hear one syllable of one single name. 268 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:36,830 All right, there was this wife. 269 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,850 Okay. Who had this husband. 270 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:41,290 Of course. 271 00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:43,490 Who was fooling around with a belly dancer. 272 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:46,470 Where do you find a belly dancer in San Diego? 273 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,460 Give me enough time, I'll find anything. 274 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,680 There you go. 275 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:54,400 Anyway, on this particular little caper, we were supposed to make a believer out 276 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,059 of it. 277 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:58,860 Well, let's just call her the Queen of the Nile to protect the innocent. 278 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,080 She wasn't so innocent? You got that right. 279 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:05,760 So, by the time we finally tracked her down to the motel where she always met 280 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,600 Mr. Jankowski... No, Rick. What? 281 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,020 I don't believe you just did it. Did what? 282 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,340 You just said his name. 283 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,440 Oh, sorry. 284 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,040 You didn't hear that. 285 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,700 So anyway, we're in the parking lot at midnight. 286 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:25,340 And all of a sudden, here comes this creature, all decked out with the veils 287 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:29,060 the tinkling bells and everything. So, bingo, we nab her. 288 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,200 What has this got to do with Lieutenant Brown? 289 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,480 Not very much, except that it was Lieutenant Brown. 290 00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,070 Oh, no. 291 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:43,910 The queen of the Nile? Yeah, you want to talk sensuous. I mean, really sensuous. 292 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:48,370 Oh, yeah. Tinkly? Oh, yeah. What my feeble -minded brother is endeavoring to 293 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:51,590 communicate is that Lieutenant Brown was undercover. 294 00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:58,630 He was just closing in on a Middle Eastern smuggling ring, and we blew it 295 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,870 him. Yeah, yeah, but I got to tell you. 296 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:05,170 It was worth every minute of this little purgatory he's putting us through. 297 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:09,310 Well, you're out here to learn a little humility, huh, Rick? Yeah, that's the 298 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,310 general idea, yeah. 299 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:14,090 Brown tell you I broke him in about 15 years ago when he didn't know his left 300 00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:16,830 foot from his right? Yeah. Well, it's hard to believe he ever made lieutenant. 301 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,670 And I'll tell you something. 302 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:23,990 This little rookie listens to me. If you keep your nose powdered, she could make 303 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:24,849 lieutenant, too. 304 00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:29,570 Well, no offense, but I think I'd have a little trouble following orders from 305 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:30,570 Ladybug Lieutenant. 306 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,900 You'll have to forgive him, Walker. 307 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:37,700 What we laughingly refer to as his mind got left somewhere back in the Stone 308 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,700 Age. Help! 309 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:42,520 Help! Somebody please help! He's having a heart attack! 310 00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:44,860 Excuse me. 311 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,240 Call an ambulance! Call three! 312 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,800 Nothing. 313 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,760 I tell you, AJ, I'm beginning to agree with Terrell. 314 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,680 I think the guy's one hell of a cop. 315 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,000 Good old Rick Simon. 316 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,940 Give him a free cigar and he's yours for life. I mean it, A .J. I think our 317 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,140 problem here is Linda's zeal. 318 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,480 Maybe she's seeing things that don't exist. 319 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:17,460 Wait a minute. You saw Harry guzzling booze with one of the biggest gangsters 320 00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:18,339 the family. 321 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,340 Did that exist? 322 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:43,530 heart attack in six months old age is a terrible thing and you can quote me on 323 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:48,610 that they're from cincinnati 40th wedding anniversary poor woman lost her 324 00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:53,850 two weeks ago i'm starving you guys like chili dogs i got a place whips up the 325 00:20:53,850 --> 00:21:00,510 best chili dog in california sounds great here's the 326 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:05,430 sensitivity of a jackhammer probably why it gets along with my brother so well 327 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,160 Now, would I kid you? Cuatro. 328 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,060 Let's see here. 329 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,160 All right, thank you. There you go. Make your own fixings. 330 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:27,580 That's terrific. 331 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,320 That's Jerry Sablin. 332 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,599 That's him. 333 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,560 So? You weren't roll call. 334 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,760 Weiss has been trying to bust his book for a month. So Weiss should get off 335 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,760 lazy butt. 336 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,240 He's in there taking bets. I'm not going to walk away for the sake of a hot dog. 337 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,450 You're under arrest for bookmaking. 338 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:49,550 Bookmaking? You've got to be kidding. I'm no bookmaker. Harry, I'm paying this 339 00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:51,810 guy back on a loan. To win, place, or show. 340 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:53,730 No way. 341 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:54,990 Out. Come on, Harry. Out. 342 00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:56,510 That's police brutality. 343 00:21:57,110 --> 00:22:00,810 Come on, Harry. Stop her. She's doing her duty. And you're looking stupid. 344 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:03,650 If Nicoletti was here, you wouldn't dare. This is a damn fool. 345 00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,910 You just shut your mouth, creeper. I'll run you in, too. 346 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,260 And you can bet on it. 347 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,500 And I ain't forgetting you two guys, neither. 348 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,220 I'll sue the whole squad. 349 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,820 I'll have everybody in court if I have to. 350 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,880 Happy now? 351 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:31,620 Sir, he had his book in plain sight. 352 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:34,280 It was a letter -perfect paraphernalia arrest. 353 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,000 It was a letter -perfect false arrest. 354 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,880 The minute you reached to its pocket, you blew it. Hey, Tom, this was her 355 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,660 big caper. Don't hey -tell me. 356 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,560 And why in the hell didn't you stop her, Harry? You should know better. 357 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,620 Okay. 358 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,280 Officer Richards, you're on the desk for your next employment period. 359 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,420 And we'll see what happens after that. 360 00:22:57,260 --> 00:22:58,260 That'll be all. 361 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:22,990 That was the most obvious frame I have ever seen. How are you going to convince 362 00:23:22,990 --> 00:23:25,190 Dan of that? I'm going to give him evidence that he can't ignore. 363 00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:28,550 He gave us a week on the beat. We're going to use every damn day of it. 364 00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:29,810 Yeah. 365 00:23:36,730 --> 00:23:38,850 Come on, you little fucker. Get in there. 366 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:45,350 All right, all right. No, no, no, no, no. Not down there. Damn it. 367 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,010 She's still not home. 368 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,640 Well, maybe we ought to try a more direct approach, like maybe going out 369 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,640 looking. 370 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,400 Come in. 371 00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:59,300 We've been trying to call you for the past two hours. 372 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,500 I was walking around outside and I saw your lights, so I thought I'd come on up 373 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,620 and write you guys a check. Ah, no, no, you write the check when the job is 374 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,120 finished. It is finished. 375 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,500 I didn't go to the academy to sit behind a desk and type questionnaires. 376 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,540 You didn't go to the academy to lie down and quit, either. 377 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,120 You guys don't understand. 378 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,060 When a rookie gets dropped from an assignment, it's the end. 379 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:27,400 I might as well just resign and save myself and the department any further 380 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,400 embarrassment. 381 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:31,740 That's the decision I came up with while I was walking. 382 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,440 Linda. 383 00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:40,960 Harry is a crooked cop. There are no two ways about it. 384 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,400 Now, he used that bookie to get you busted off of his beat. 385 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,240 Try telling Lieutenant Brown. 386 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,280 As soon as we have some solid evidence. 387 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,440 He's going to throw you out on your ear. 388 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200 Not with facts. 389 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,120 What fact? 390 00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:57,620 Well, we don't have any yet. 391 00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:01,140 But you're going to be behind a desk for a while so you can work for us on the 392 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:05,120 inside. When you busted that book and all hell broke loose, the bartender 393 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,920 mentioned a name we're real curious about. 394 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,700 Nicoletti. 395 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:13,120 Nicoletti? That's why we need you on the inside. We need information. 396 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,120 And what are you two going to be doing? 397 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,420 Um, well, we'll just keep walking the beat with Officer Harry. 398 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,180 You're crazy if you think Lieutenant Brown's going to let you keep doing 399 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:30,820 Uh, well, he doesn't really have any choice in the matter. 400 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:35,940 You see, if Harry were to ever find out the real reason that Brown assigned us 401 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:40,540 to him, it, uh, it wouldn't look good. In fact... 402 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:45,220 It might even look as if Towne had used us as his personal private version of 403 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,179 internal affairs. 404 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,180 Yeah. 405 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,920 That's blackmail. 406 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,160 Yeah. 407 00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:54,540 It's a little thing we never shy away from when the game gets as dirty as this 408 00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:55,540 one. 409 00:25:57,980 --> 00:26:02,340 I don't know which one of you guys I ought to kiss first. Me, me, me, me. 410 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,980 I hope I'm not disturbing you, Mr. Sloan. Yeah, you're kidding. No sweat. 411 00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:13,630 You saved me from doing my kid's homework, Harry. I'm okay with Algebra 412 00:26:13,630 --> 00:26:15,030 geometry's not in my bag. 413 00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:17,890 Get you a drink? 414 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:19,590 I thought you'd never ask. 415 00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:21,390 Yeah. Okay. 416 00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:26,730 Come on, Mr. Slow. 417 00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:27,930 Please. 418 00:26:28,510 --> 00:26:31,230 Nothing personal, Harry. I survived by being cautious. 419 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:32,490 Old habit, you know. 420 00:26:32,630 --> 00:26:35,210 If I wanted to get you, I sure wouldn't use no wire. 421 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:36,970 I'll find a better way than that. 422 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:40,720 I understand you laid a real sweet frame on your partner, Harry. That's the word 423 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,720 I get back. 424 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:49,080 Well, when I finish my probation report, she'll be lucky if she can 425 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,360 get a job with the sanitation department. 426 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,220 What's your attitude toward cocaine, Harry? 427 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:58,500 Well, the suckers want to spend big bucks frying out their brains. 428 00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:00,000 Well, that's their problem. 429 00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:01,540 And dealers? 430 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,060 We live in the land of free enterprise. 431 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,680 God bless America. 432 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,260 Tomorrow afternoon, Harry, make yourself available. 433 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,440 I'll tell you what you need to know, when you need to know it. 434 00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:17,580 You won't be disappointed, Mr. Sloan. 435 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,360 I, uh, I got one small problem, Harry. 436 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:29,300 Those two clowns following you around, who are they? 437 00:27:30,510 --> 00:27:34,630 A dog meat. A couple of stumble -bum PIs my lieutenant's trying to teach some 438 00:27:34,630 --> 00:27:35,630 respect to. 439 00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:39,370 You better get rid of them, Harry. 440 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:40,950 I can't. 441 00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:43,090 Not after what I did to Susie Q. 442 00:27:44,390 --> 00:27:46,190 Anything else would look suspicious. 443 00:27:47,370 --> 00:27:53,490 What do you think would happen if they got their hair mushed up and their noses 444 00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:54,490 bloodied a little bit? 445 00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:57,910 I think they might ask the good lieutenant for a safer assignment. 446 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:04,720 I certainly would, Harry, if what I'm thinking about happened to me. 447 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,300 What happened to your boots, Rick? 448 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,540 Oh, boots weren't made for walking. 449 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:15,780 Look at you. 450 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,180 Why the sourpuss? 451 00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:19,400 Thinking about Officer Richard? 452 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,640 Think she got a raw deal? 453 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:25,680 Well, facts are facts, A .J. She made an unrighteous arrest. 454 00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,080 I tried to warn her. 455 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,500 But inside that little 98 -pound body lies a very stubborn young woman. 456 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,020 Something I can help you with, Richards? 457 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,920 Yeah, I was just trying to figure out how to run somebody. 458 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,060 Simple. Hit this key. 459 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,260 Then this one. 460 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:49,720 Type in the name. 461 00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:51,720 Yeah. And then this. 462 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,060 Oh, thanks. 463 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,560 Anytime. 464 00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:15,630 Hey, you guys like another one, huh? Uh, no. 465 00:29:15,850 --> 00:29:16,850 Oh. 466 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,530 Grazie. Hey. 467 00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:24,590 Hey, fellas, you know, there's an informer I meet down here a couple of 468 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:28,910 week. He feeds me a bit of information. I got to see him in about a half hour. 469 00:29:29,070 --> 00:29:32,070 Now, look, if he sees me with a couple of strangers, he might clam up. 470 00:29:33,650 --> 00:29:35,270 What are you trying to do, get rid of us here? 471 00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:38,450 Come on, guys. Why would I want to do that? Come on. 472 00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:20,450 I lost my bowling ball once. 473 00:30:20,670 --> 00:30:22,830 Really? Where was it? In my bowling bag. 474 00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:24,229 Thanks, Nathan. 475 00:30:24,230 --> 00:30:25,990 Keep an eye out for my keys, will you? 476 00:30:26,210 --> 00:30:27,510 They'll turn up. They always do. 477 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:31,110 You know, it's really embarrassing getting ripped off at the station. 478 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:34,870 You begin to sound paranoid. Nobody's ripping you off. Probably find them on 479 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:35,769 seat of your car. 480 00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:38,250 Sure hope so. Can't stand to lose things. 481 00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:10,310 Officer Richards. 482 00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:12,370 It's for you. Line three. 483 00:31:20,450 --> 00:31:21,510 Officer Richards here. 484 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:22,790 How'd you do? 485 00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:25,150 You are never going to believe what I found out. 486 00:31:25,590 --> 00:31:29,630 Look, I can't talk to you right now, but I'd like to see you as soon as 487 00:31:29,630 --> 00:31:30,630 possible. 488 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:34,330 Okay. Why don't you meet me at the office right after your shift? 489 00:31:35,450 --> 00:31:38,970 What's happening? Oh, my J .J.'s just trying to line up a little action for 490 00:31:38,970 --> 00:31:39,789 night. Yeah? 491 00:31:39,790 --> 00:31:41,170 Yeah, look, I'm sorry, too, lady. 492 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,990 When you wrote down your number, why didn't you just write down book solid? 493 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:45,010 saved us both a lot of trouble. 494 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:47,630 Well, I'm not young anymore. 495 00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:49,150 What a waste of energy. 496 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:52,530 Ah, try a night out on the town with me sometime. I'll find you something that 497 00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:53,710 makes you feel like a teenager again. 498 00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:55,530 Oh, no, 499 00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:00,410 no, that's all right. It's a family dispute. I know. It'll be fine. 500 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:04,390 Don't you ever do that again. Oh, shut up. I'm not fine. All right, I'll call 501 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:05,390 for backup. 502 00:32:05,710 --> 00:32:07,230 Help me, help me. Get back there. 503 00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:08,990 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 504 00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:23,330 I get the feeling we were expected. 505 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:24,910 Yeah. 506 00:32:25,130 --> 00:32:26,450 I wouldn't worry about it, though. 507 00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:28,610 Backup's on the way. Yeah. 508 00:32:28,910 --> 00:32:29,910 Bye, guys. 509 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,660 If you continue being police officer, which we sincerely hope you will, never, 510 00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,340 never interfere in the domestic quarrel. 511 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:52,220 What he means is, Linda, is if you're gonna do it, wait till your backup 512 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:53,220 arrives. 513 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,140 Ah. Ooh. 514 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,780 You look terrible. 515 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,980 Thank you. Could you please tell me what happened? 516 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,800 Well, your ex -partner set us up for a little back alley hospitality. 517 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,520 I don't think so. 518 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,139 At least, not for the reason that we all figured. 519 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,980 I found out who Nicoletti is. 520 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:18,060 Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of the guys who tried to break my 521 00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:21,320 That'd be a good trick, seeing how he's dead. 522 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:27,080 Linda, stop teasing us, okay? You're asking a couple of scrambled brains here 523 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,880 figure out clever word games. It's not fair. 524 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,440 No, I'm telling you the truth. 525 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:31,538 He's dead. 526 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,900 He was a policeman, and he's dead. Up. 527 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,320 Nicoletti was one of Harry's partners. 528 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:39,730 They worked together for 12 years. 529 00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:42,989 When Nicoletti died, Harry had a mental breakdown. 530 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,310 He went off duty for six months. 531 00:34:49,030 --> 00:34:52,330 I'm proud of you. You broke into his personnel file, didn't you? Yes. 532 00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:55,770 And it didn't make me feel very good. It didn't? 533 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,030 No. 534 00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:59,610 But here's the important thing that we have to know. 535 00:35:00,190 --> 00:35:05,070 After Harry and Nicoletti split up, Nicoletti made a case against Nathan 536 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,070 for criminal conspiracy. 537 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:11,240 A bunch of surprise witnesses showed up, probably furnished by Sloan, and the 538 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:15,220 whole thing got blown so far out of shape that the grand jury handed down an 539 00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:18,560 indictment. Not against Sloan, against Nicoletti. 540 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:19,820 What for? 541 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:24,420 Perjury. Two weeks later, Nicoletti walked into the men's room of a downtown 542 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,020 station and blew his brains out. 543 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,260 Christmas Eve the following year, Harry caught one of the guys who had set up 544 00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:33,040 Nicoletti and hung him over the edge of the Coronado Bay Bridge. 545 00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:35,230 Six months suspension. 546 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:37,030 Permission to interrupt. 547 00:35:37,650 --> 00:35:39,010 Two things occur to me here. 548 00:35:40,530 --> 00:35:44,610 One, the reason Harry wants to get close to Sloan is so he can have an inside 549 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,050 shot at a little personal revenge. 550 00:35:47,090 --> 00:35:51,590 And two, the reason we were beaten up today is so we couldn't interfere with 551 00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:54,170 that. Which means today could be it. 552 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,990 Always trust your instincts, A .J., even when you've got a headache. 553 00:35:59,450 --> 00:36:00,630 Coming? No. 554 00:36:00,870 --> 00:36:01,870 A .J. 555 00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:05,750 You can moan on the way. Come on. 556 00:36:08,690 --> 00:36:11,770 Hey, no booze, Harry. You drink when you're a cop. 557 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:14,170 Not while you're working for me, right? 558 00:36:14,430 --> 00:36:15,610 Then this is gainful employment? 559 00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:18,510 You betcha. I'm selling a few keys and nose candy. 560 00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,830 A lot of money involved here, Harry. 561 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,250 Oh, damn. 562 00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:23,650 Am I riding shotgun? 563 00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:25,370 You're not here because you're pretty. 564 00:36:25,710 --> 00:36:27,010 Then it must be my brain's in. 565 00:36:29,070 --> 00:36:30,070 Whereabouts is it we're going? 566 00:36:30,410 --> 00:36:31,870 Right in the middle of your beat, Harry. 567 00:36:32,130 --> 00:36:33,550 That's all you need to know for now. 568 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,100 I assume you came suitably equipped. 569 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,360 Meet Christine. 570 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,080 I named my piece after my ex -wife. 571 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:45,980 Both of them can dish out more misery than anything I know. 572 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,420 Looks like the bad times are over for you, Harry. 573 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:50,500 You do a good job for me today. 574 00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:53,740 I can promise you the world will be a much finer place. 575 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,860 And I mean that, my friend. 576 00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:00,180 You know Mr. Sloan? 577 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,360 I feel like I just made a down payment on that cabin in the Sierras. 578 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,260 Okay, you, uh... You want a dime on the charges minus three and a half. And you 579 00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:16,260 take a nickel on the over. 580 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,620 What do you think you're doing? 581 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,720 Outside. In a pig's eye, Buster. 582 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,600 In a pig's eye, Buster. Write your material. 583 00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:27,060 I do, pal. 584 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,100 And I'm gonna... 585 00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,220 A little bit of bum you threw out of here the other day. 586 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,940 Get your hands off me. 587 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:44,000 What's the matter with you? I'm calling a cop. You're calling a cop? I'm calling 588 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,500 a cop. All right, how about that one? Will that one do for you? 589 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,260 Oh, no, not you again. 590 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:52,000 I'm calling a lawyer. Oh, you don't want a lawyer. 591 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,640 You could call a priest. 592 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,080 I suggest you shut up. 593 00:37:56,810 --> 00:37:59,430 And you listened to what that nice officer has to say. 594 00:37:59,650 --> 00:38:01,290 I ran you in the computer today. 595 00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:05,430 I couldn't find anything under Sapman, so I tried a couple of your AKAs. 596 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:06,650 And guess what? 597 00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:11,010 There's an outstanding felony warrant for you in Las Vegas under the name of I 598 00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:12,010 Am Lucky. 599 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:13,550 Oh, man. 600 00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:17,270 Anybody who uses a name like that deserves to get busted. 601 00:38:18,450 --> 00:38:19,450 337A PC. 602 00:38:20,230 --> 00:38:21,230 Bookmaking. 603 00:38:21,410 --> 00:38:26,010 You're looking at at least two years, Mr. Lucky, and we're willing to 604 00:38:29,450 --> 00:38:30,450 I want my lawyer. 605 00:38:31,830 --> 00:38:32,830 Easy. 606 00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:38,590 But under the right circumstances, Jerry, we just might be able to find a 607 00:38:38,590 --> 00:38:39,970 forgiveness in our hearts. 608 00:38:40,330 --> 00:38:41,330 Or not. 609 00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:43,230 What do you say? 610 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:47,010 Yes. 611 00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:48,630 Okay. 612 00:39:00,650 --> 00:39:02,730 Why don't you go home and take a little nap? 613 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:05,910 When's your buyer due? 614 00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:07,830 Real soon. 615 00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:11,310 How do you like your new job so far, Harry? 616 00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:16,410 I always wondered what moonlighting would feel like. Like Social Security, 617 00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:17,430 Harry? 618 00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:18,750 Workman's compensation. 619 00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:25,690 How'd you like six quarter million dollars worth of coke? 620 00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:28,950 That'd be a first. You like that? 621 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:31,890 Hold that up. 622 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:42,010 How stupid do you think I am? 623 00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:49,450 Cat got your tongue, Harry? 624 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:51,450 Why are you doing this, Mr. Sloan? 625 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:55,970 Harry, I am many things, but I am not a fool. 626 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,860 You came here tonight expecting to catch me in a major crime, then blow me away 627 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:02,320 while I was trying to escape, and that's the way it's supposed to go down, 628 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,760 Harry. No, Mr. Sloan, I wasn't... Shut up! 629 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,080 You stink. 630 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,880 Like your ex -partner stinks. 631 00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:12,160 You're as obvious as my ten -year -old, Harry. I saw you coming. 632 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,660 You were easier than Nicoletti. You killed him. Oh, no, man, I got him off 633 00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:17,940 back. I wouldn't kill your buddy. 634 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,600 He killed himself. 635 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:24,340 He was like a brother to me. You killed him like a brother to me. 636 00:40:25,370 --> 00:40:26,370 My God. 637 00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:28,390 Now, you must have planned this thing. 638 00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:32,930 And now it's all come down to playing out a little tragedy in front of these 639 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:33,930 wooden horses. 640 00:40:34,110 --> 00:40:35,810 Only some of us horses whinny. 641 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:37,310 Drop him! 642 00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:46,230 Do it! 643 00:40:46,830 --> 00:40:50,130 Now! All right, you bozos, I'm going to count to five. 644 00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:52,750 By the time I get to three, I'm probably going to shoot you. 645 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,920 One. 646 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,540 Two. 647 00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:03,220 Three. 648 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:07,780 All right, over here. Over here. Move. 649 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,680 Grab it. 650 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,240 Harry. Harry. 651 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,040 It's all over, Harry. 652 00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:25,089 Isn't it? 653 00:41:25,090 --> 00:41:26,090 Yeah. 654 00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:28,330 You bet it's over for him. 655 00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:34,150 The procedure right now is that you put him flat on the floor and you cuff him. 656 00:41:34,310 --> 00:41:35,550 Take her out for some coffee. 657 00:41:36,150 --> 00:41:37,630 I'll be out in about five minutes. 658 00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:39,230 Guys, come on. 659 00:41:39,270 --> 00:41:40,690 Help me. Help me out of here. 660 00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:42,710 Officer Flank, you can't do this. 661 00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:45,270 Officer Richards, you can't stop me to go outside, please. 662 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,250 You can't just throw away your whole career. 663 00:41:53,870 --> 00:42:00,090 The problem is, this conversation is meaningless unless you knew Tom 664 00:42:02,210 --> 00:42:06,070 He tried to find the book, and now he's dead. Oh, he's dead. 665 00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:08,790 Is killing someone else going to help his family? 666 00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:10,690 He didn't have any family. 667 00:42:13,970 --> 00:42:15,290 I'm his family. 668 00:42:15,990 --> 00:42:17,310 And it helps me. 669 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:19,770 Oh, damn you and your self -pity. 670 00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:22,290 Don't you dare limit family to yourself. 671 00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:23,970 Who the hell do you think you are? 672 00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:27,290 Each person here is part of each other. 673 00:42:28,310 --> 00:42:31,430 And when you do something stupid, you hurt us all, Harry. 674 00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:37,710 Now, if you make yourself an executioner and kill this man, you diminish the 675 00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:39,150 image of this entire department. 676 00:42:40,230 --> 00:42:43,290 Now, I'm not going to talk about your career or how connected I feel to you. 677 00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:47,610 I'm just going to say no revenge is worth the disgrace you'll bring to our 678 00:42:47,610 --> 00:42:48,610 uniform. 679 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:50,710 You're a cop, Harry. 680 00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:11,220 Front and center. 681 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,220 Arrest this man. 682 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,220 And remember, read him his rights. 683 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,120 You have the right to remain silent. 684 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:35,520 If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be 685 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,760 against you in a court of law. 686 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,540 You have the right to speak with an attorney and to have the attorney 687 00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:41,540 during questioning. 688 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,380 If you so desire and cannot afford one, an attorney will be appointed. 689 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:52,300 Mom, 690 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,500 that was delicious. 691 00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:57,060 What do you call that? 692 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,840 Lobster leftovers supreme. 693 00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:01,460 How poetic. 694 00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:03,920 It was the best meal I've had in ages. 695 00:44:04,430 --> 00:44:07,430 You should have been at the Clambake. We should have been at the Clambake. Yeah. 696 00:44:07,870 --> 00:44:11,830 You were invited. It's not my fault you got yourselves in trouble with town. 697 00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:14,070 Hey, hey, hey. We didn't get in trouble with town. 698 00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:17,570 We were just helping out one of his star recruits here. 699 00:44:17,830 --> 00:44:19,090 And they did, Mrs. Simon. 700 00:44:20,010 --> 00:44:21,650 They got me my job back again. 701 00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:23,170 I'm walking a beat. 702 00:44:23,650 --> 00:44:24,650 Yeah. 703 00:44:24,770 --> 00:44:26,090 Just sorry it's not with Harry. 704 00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:27,630 Who's Harry? 705 00:44:27,730 --> 00:44:29,510 A legend. 706 00:44:29,850 --> 00:44:32,430 A cop who retired after 30 years of service. 707 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:35,740 And he'll probably be forgotten in about 30 minutes. 708 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,960 No. 709 00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:39,360 Not if you take his place. 710 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,680 You sure, Rick? 711 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,340 You were pretty negative about female participation. 712 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:48,420 Oh, no, I was just role -playing. No, you weren't. No offense, but I'd find it 713 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:53,340 hard to take orders from a ladybug lute. No, that was just for Harry's benefit. 714 00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:57,580 You're absolutely right, Linda. I was shocked and appalled by some of the 715 00:44:57,580 --> 00:45:00,960 I heard. We always fool around when we're undercover. You weren't fooling 716 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,460 around. Yes, I was. I can tell the difference. 717 00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:05,340 Is this something I should know? No. Yes. 718 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,740 Yes, Mrs. Simon. 719 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,200 Your son's what you might call chauvinistic. 720 00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:11,650 Not just a call. 721 00:45:11,930 --> 00:45:17,470 But if he were a few years younger and he didn't wear that hat all the time and 722 00:45:17,470 --> 00:45:21,530 he didn't smoke cigars, he'd be just my type.