1 00:00:02,319 --> 00:00:07,180 Welcome, contestants, to the third annual San Diego Corporate Olympics. 2 00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:12,420 We regret to announce that the team from Lorburn School of Dye has been forced 3 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:16,059 to withdraw due to a hostile takeover by an out -of -town corporation. 4 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,540 And last call for the pole ballers from Bellville Development. 5 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,020 Last call. 6 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,860 You're about to see it. 7 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:25,720 Last call. 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,060 We're just about ready to start the 880 relay. 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,700 Come on. Push, push, push. Stretch it out. Stretch it out. 10 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:35,380 I'm going to get bounced out of the Chamber of Commerce for this warm 11 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:36,380 already. 12 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,320 So there was a little weirdness at the City Hall banquet. Big deal. If they 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,920 can't handle a lady in a fish suit, what are they doing in business to begin 14 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,440 with? They did handle the lady in the fish suit. They handled her all night. 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,720 That was the problem, if I recall. 16 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:49,920 You're the only one wound up swimming with her in the fountain. 17 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:53,860 We'd expect you to drown in the suds if I hadn't. Hey, there's our boy. Let's 18 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:54,860 get cracking. 19 00:00:58,550 --> 00:01:00,130 Runners, take your marks. 20 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:05,710 This is it. This is it. I mean, I just don't care how much she's paying. Forget 21 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:08,650 the money. Think of the peace of mind we're giving her. Peace of the rock is 22 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:09,650 more like it. 23 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:14,910 She gets custody of the car, visiting rights to the country club. 24 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:17,030 We get kicked out of the chamber. 25 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:20,190 They ought to give us an award for our ingenuity. This is business at its 26 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:23,450 finest. Couldn't come up with something else. I mean, look, we could catch him 27 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:27,010 in the shower. We have been tracking this weasel for three weeks. Now let's 28 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:28,050 him. Come on, get ready. 29 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:29,830 And they're off. 30 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:31,570 Look at them go. 31 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:35,330 I'm sorry. 32 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:38,690 Pretty impressive as he takes the first lap lead. 33 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:12,260 Probably counted him blank. Oh. 34 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:50,700 Save the butter, Rick. This is the bottom, the absolute last divorce case 35 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,180 ever go on. Oh, hi, Mom. Hi, Mrs. K. 36 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,540 Hi. 37 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,500 I hope you don't mind our letting ourselves in. Uh, no. I thought you lost 38 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,600 key. Oh, I did. 39 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,820 I used that squiggly little thing that looks like a corkscrew. 40 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,020 Oh, number four. 41 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,460 Getting pretty good at that. 42 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,880 Well, if you ladies will excuse me just a minute, I'll go put something on. 43 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,980 Don't bother, A .J. I used to diaper you. 44 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,420 He hasn't changed much. 45 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:16,400 Yeah, what can we do for you ladies? 46 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:19,620 Are you collecting for the Symphony Ball again? Because my checkbook's upstairs. 47 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,480 No, A .J., it's business this time. 48 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,600 Boys, I need your help. 49 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,360 Okay, tell us all about it. 50 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:34,100 Well, you see, Bud and I are... Well, uh... 51 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,080 Cece, you tell him. 52 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,260 Divorce. Again? 53 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:49,120 Tonight, she's your mother. Yes, and Edie Krellman is my mother's oldest 54 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,580 I don't know why you're being so crabby about this. Because they've broken up 55 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:55,960 three times in the last seven years. There isn't seven times in the last 56 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,600 years. Do you remember the last time they broke up, Rick? 57 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,200 Huh? 58 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:07,020 This is going to land us in one of three places. Jail, hospital, or... The trunk 59 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,120 of the car we borrowed. 60 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,020 That's right, Mom. 61 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:17,600 Well, we had split up to take out Buddy's putt and stuff out in Chula 62 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,060 see what he was working on when he said he was working late. 63 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,400 See, Mr. Crumlin's got this great security guy. 64 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,680 Oh, the locksmith is on his way. It shouldn't be more than a few minutes. 65 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,380 The burglar's still... It's funny you should bring that up, Mom. 66 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,920 A .J. was carrying those. 67 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,000 We're making real progress on this case, Mrs. K. 68 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,820 Well, our preliminary surveillance indicates that your husband definitely 69 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:48,820 something to hide. 70 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 How do we know that? 71 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:53,520 Well, 72 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,840 just trust me, we know. 73 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:02,120 Well, I think we're looking at hidden assets here, but that's probably just 74 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,120 tip of the berg. 75 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:05,420 Oh, yeah, we'll stay on it. 76 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,320 You don't have to say that. 77 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:12,370 We know. 78 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:15,790 Well, hell, your family. 79 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:19,270 Us too. 80 00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:21,590 Yeah. 81 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:23,470 Bye -bye. 82 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:31,930 Well, she's real... She's real grateful, A .J. She says she'll 83 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:33,110 cover the medical and everything. 84 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:39,410 Yeah. Of course, that'll have to come out of the settlement. 85 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,300 Hang in there, all right? 86 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,320 I mean, I figure a few more days and we'll crack this thing. 87 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:53,500 Probably catch him cheating with some redhead. We'll be able to cover off the 88 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:54,499 old bank account. 89 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:59,680 By this time next week, Bud Crum will be coming in here just begging to... Hiya, 90 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,400 boys. Uncle Buddy. 91 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,180 How nice to see you. 92 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,940 What can we do for you? Great to see you, boy. Hey, Dave, I only pulled me a 93 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:08,940 micro. 94 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,440 I want to hire you fellows. 95 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,250 Edie's been cheating on me. 96 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:17,170 She just ripped off our joint bank account for five grand, and I need your 97 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:19,850 I want a divorce. 98 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:26,870 Well, we'd love to help you out, bud, but I think there's a little bit of a 99 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:29,390 conflict of interest here. I mean, we are working for Edie. 100 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:31,390 Well, you guys are the only dicks I know. 101 00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:33,610 I mean, you know, investigators. 102 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,990 Anyway, we've both got the same lawyer. 103 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:40,090 Why? We love Sid. 104 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:43,050 This blind justice hole here was his idea. 105 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:49,010 Ted, I just can't imagine him opening up my life to some shyster that we don't 106 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:50,010 even know. 107 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:52,270 God, will you hear some of this stuff? 108 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:55,070 Well, Sid will clue you in. He's expecting your call. 109 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:59,270 I don't know, bud. I just don't feel right about this. 110 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:06,730 I've always thought of you kids as the sons I never had. 111 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:11,910 You have four sons. 112 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:13,610 They're all wimps. 113 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:19,090 Well, they're not bad boys. It's just that I remember watching you fellas grow 114 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,970 up and thinking how lucky your folks were. 115 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:24,990 Remember when I used to let you play in the warehouse, huh? 116 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:31,250 AJ, remember that Pop Warner game when your mother was sick with the flu, your 117 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:35,010 uncle was out of town, you thought you were all alone out there in the field? 118 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,540 You made that great run with only three seconds left on the clock, and who was 119 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:39,660 waiting for you in the end zone? 120 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:41,740 Your Uncle Bud. 121 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:46,500 Conflict of interest waiver? 122 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,060 Well, Edie, you'll have to sign it, too. 123 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,200 Oh, no problem. She's a great gal. 124 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,640 I mean, she was a great gal. 125 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:02,520 Thank you for agreeing to see me here, Dr. Ashfield. I'm sorry, Bud couldn't 126 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,399 make it, Edie. 127 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,160 There's so much you two need to say to each other. 128 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,480 After all these years, what's left to say? 129 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,940 Goodbye and good riddance. 130 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,920 You won't always feel the grief and anger you're feeling now, Edie. No 131 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:18,220 what you say, Bud is an important part of your life and always will be. You two 132 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:23,100 are wonderful, decent people who've chosen to go off in two unique 133 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:29,120 As I told you at the beginning of our counseling, my job is keeping people 134 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,240 together. I hate this divorce, too. 135 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:36,480 But sometimes people need to separate in order to live healthy, emotional lives. 136 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,740 It doesn't mean you're a failure. 137 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:43,919 You're right, Dr. Ashfield. It's just so upsetting. 138 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,800 This is the weirdest divorce case we've ever handled. 139 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,020 Shaving up to be a real dogfight. 140 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,160 Potts calling the kettle black. They're both accusing each other of cheating and 141 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,480 stealing. I think they're both wrong. 142 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:03,530 I mean, my instinct tells me there's more to this than meets the eye. 143 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,350 By the way, is that healing? 144 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:11,750 Honey, this is the best cheesecake you've ever made. It's wonderful. 145 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:15,270 Have some. 146 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:16,510 No, thank you. 147 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:19,370 Divorce cases play havoc with my appetite. 148 00:09:20,090 --> 00:09:21,770 Poor Edie hasn't eaten in a week. 149 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:26,050 Ah, not according to these pictures. 150 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,350 These are the photographs of her. 151 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:31,560 Having lunch al fresco. 152 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,380 Oh, you're not going to tell me. 153 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,080 Okay, Mom. 154 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:43,400 What do you know that we don't know? Who this man is. He's a marriage counselor. 155 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,600 Edie is still seeing him. 156 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:46,960 So? 157 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:51,180 So it must be that she's still trying to make it work. Bud, too. 158 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:56,520 Mom, each of them has hired us to spy on the other. 159 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,850 I mean, they're loading their guns to take them into court. Now, the sound of 160 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:03,970 hammer cocking is not part of the ritual mating dance. Look, Mom, there are only 161 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,070 two grounds for divorce in the state of California. 162 00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:10,450 Insanity and irreconcilable differences. They qualify on both counts. They don't 163 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:14,530 need us. I think they're two kids trying to scare each other, and you two are 164 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,530 the boogeymen. 165 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:23,270 Oh, she's got those Mary Worth eyes again. The divorce is final in one week, 166 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:26,050 they're about to make the biggest mistake of their lives. 167 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,880 Mom, 168 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,740 I don't care what your little plan is. 169 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:35,440 We are not going to allow it to interfere with our professional ethics. 170 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:37,680 I wouldn't think of it. 171 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:42,240 All I was going to suggest was that you really do your job. Don't pussyfoot 172 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:46,500 around just because they're friends. They're clients, and each of them is 173 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,500 you to win. 174 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:53,060 You've got to show them divorce is for keeps, expose the cruelty of the 175 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,880 violate their privacy. 176 00:10:56,140 --> 00:11:00,800 Be so sleazy that these two silly people will begin to hate you for what you're 177 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:05,440 doing to them and then finally realize that they still love each other. 178 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,740 So what do you guys think? 179 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,760 How slimy can you guys get? 180 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,520 Mom. 181 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,620 Well, I suppose we really put our minds to it. 182 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,000 That's the spirit. 183 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:26,320 To my sons, the dirtiest, sleaziest, low -life detectives in San Diego. 184 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:28,380 I'll drink to that. 185 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:34,060 You know, I'm looking at this thing as a challenge. 186 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,700 I mean, think about it. 187 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:43,380 We get to do every horrible, nasty thing we've ever wanted to do on a case, but 188 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,000 we were always too ethical to try. 189 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,120 And all with our dear mother's blessing. 190 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,880 And all in the name of love. 191 00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:52,450 I mean, you think about it that way, you can really get into this thing. 192 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:59,370 Rick, for you, operating like that is merely a short stroll from the left 193 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:03,330 to the right. I'm sorry to say I'm having a little trouble getting into it. 194 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,330 he comes. 195 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:24,020 What do you got? 196 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,120 Well, nothing for you. We're working for Aunt Evie today. 197 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:29,640 Go get used to that. 198 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,100 Yeah, oh, listen. 199 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:37,420 If at any time during the day or night you think you've lost us, don't worry 200 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:38,379 about it. 201 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:39,380 We're pretty good at this. 202 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,840 Have a nice day. 203 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,450 The boys are really on top of things. 204 00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:01,690 I'm getting almost hourly reports on their surveillance of Bud. 205 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,410 It's very interesting, actually. 206 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:09,210 There are things about Bud that I didn't even know. 207 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:15,290 He feeds the pigeons in Potter's Square on his lunch hour. Can you imagine? 208 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,030 I thought he hated animals. 209 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:22,530 Probably some chippy he's seeing on the side must have a cat. 210 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:24,940 What was that, Fifi? 211 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:27,820 There it is again. 212 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,840 What do you mean, a wiretap? 213 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,940 They do that even in divorce cases? 214 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:37,740 I see. 215 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,720 Good. That means they'll be doing it to him, too. 216 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:46,740 Yeah. AJ and Rick are good. That's why I hired them. 217 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,480 Fine. Yeah, I'll see you later. Bye. 218 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:07,110 Hi, Miss Kay. Hope you don't mind. It's a standard procedure. 219 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:09,970 You'll get a full report on everything we get from Bud's Garbage. 220 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,670 You have to wait till Friday, though. 221 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,450 They don't come by his place till then. 222 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:26,029 Well, sir? 223 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,030 Please, sir. 224 00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:28,390 I'm in big trouble here. 225 00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:32,770 I had to pull in off the freeway. I had a blowout. It must have been a piece of 226 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:33,770 glass or something. 227 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:37,430 Well, go in the office there and call the auto club. My secretary will help 228 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:41,630 Thank you, sir, but you see, I am late for a modeling appointment, and I need 229 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,630 the money real bad. 230 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:46,290 You wouldn't happen to be going downtown now, would you? 231 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:52,790 All right, come on. Thank you, sir, thank you. You are a lifesaver. You 232 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,830 know how much I really do appreciate this. 233 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,790 Okay, thank you. 234 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:01,090 Say, what are you doing there? 235 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,980 Rick's indoor lighting. It is just beautiful. 236 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,920 Go. Okay, take care, Uncle Bud. You have a nice day. 237 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,280 Bye -bye. 238 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:45,600 I don't know. What about... I'm 239 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:52,460 sorry, but this wouldn't go 240 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:53,460 through, Mrs. Crowman. 241 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,860 Well, that's ridiculous. 242 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,660 I paid our latest bill in full only last week. 243 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,480 It must be your computer. No, it's not their computer. It's your credit. 244 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,760 Everything's frozen. 245 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:04,300 Hi, Aunt Edie. Yeah, see, it's all part of the mechanism. 246 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,340 We had to notify all the credit agencies that you all were in the middle of a 247 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,340 real nasty divorce. 248 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,660 It's going to be inconvenient for a while, but you just avoid undue 249 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,220 pay in cash. Who knows, after the dust settles, your credit might be twice as 250 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,220 good. 251 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,560 Probably not. 252 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,360 Listen, if you talk to Mom, would you tell her we can't make dinner tomorrow? 253 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,340 Yeah, we've got a lot to do. We've got to get ready for the big break -in over 254 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:24,319 at Buddy's place. 255 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,320 Take it easy, Mr. K. 256 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,600 Bye -bye, Aunt Edie. 257 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,260 I got to tell you, Thin, freezing Edie's credit was the perfect touch. 258 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,280 Yeah, you should have seen her face. 259 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:45,240 And here she is out shopping for something elegant to wear to court, 260 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,140 we've seen this before, that false high. 261 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:51,560 Taking away those credit cards is like cutting their engines 30 ,000 feet. Just 262 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,140 nose -dive. Yeah, I think, you know, without undue relish, what my brother is 263 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:59,240 trying to say here is that we feel the Cromans are pretty close to giving up. 264 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400 Yeah. 265 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,160 said that you were very close to Bud Needy. 266 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:11,359 You don't seem particularly happy about this. 267 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:15,280 Oh, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. As a friend, I am. 268 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,339 I've been telling them all along that this divorce is ridiculous. 269 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:25,200 But as a professional, I'm concerned that we may be acting somewhat 270 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,880 Well, so was I at first. But when you consider the lengths that they've gone 271 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,880 to... 272 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:33,690 You know, to keep everything in the family, not bringing in outside counsel, 273 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:38,450 outside investigators. It's as if, you know, it's as if they're crying out to 274 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:39,490 their friends to stop them. 275 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,850 Well, I'm an attorney, Mr. Simon, not a psychologist. 276 00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:47,550 However, very early on, I recommended them to the best marriage counselor in 277 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:48,550 town. 278 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,610 I'm not sure he'd agree with us, however. 279 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:52,310 Uh, what? 280 00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:53,970 He's for the divorce? 281 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,470 No, he's for whatever's best for Bud and Edie. 282 00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:00,810 I think we should honor that and let them make their own decision. 283 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:07,530 Well, so do we. We feel confident that they'll make the right decision. 284 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,850 Now that they've had a taste of the brutality, it should bring them back to 285 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:11,850 their senses. 286 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,360 No, no police. 287 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,520 Edie, this is not just some juvenile prank. 288 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:23,480 I just can't believe that he would do such a thing. 289 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:28,100 In all the years of our marriage, he never even raised his voice, let alone a 290 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,980 fist. Well, divorce does strange things to people. 291 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,040 Makes them sort of mutate. 292 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,020 Believe me, I've seen a lot of mutants. 293 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,920 Well, there's a thin line between love and hate. 294 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,900 You cross that line, you generally break the law. 295 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,020 At least let us talk to our friend downtown, okay? 296 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,360 We'll pull some prints and determine if this actually was Bud. 297 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,740 No burglar would mutilate these. 298 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,140 He knew this was my favorite. 299 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,720 It's funny. 300 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,220 He bought it for me on one of his business trips. 301 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,700 I bet he had some flue to model it for. 302 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:09,060 Look, Mrs. Kay, I think maybe, at least for the time being, you ought to stay 303 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,060 someplace else. 304 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,760 The guest bed's already turned down. 305 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,150 Life and death. You know how much it costs to do all this stuff? 306 00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:25,850 Sixty bucks an hour to suck the rug. That's six grand. And I put a wanted 307 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,090 yesterday tag on the prints. We're talking $8 ,500 here. Just sign it to 308 00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,410 room. It's for a worthy cause. 309 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,570 Yeah, you getting paid is a worthy cause. You still owe me $200. 310 00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:35,910 You didn't get the cheese? 311 00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:37,250 I thought it was for Christmas. 312 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:38,770 No, I still owe you on that. 313 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:44,130 Twenty tubes of mail -ordered cheddar cheese hiding in a jungle of cellophane 314 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:48,130 grass. Must have had a rocky flight. It was aged overnight. By the time it got 315 00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,130 to me, it was fondue. 316 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,480 Did you keep the receipt? 317 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,220 No, it was the only thing edible. 318 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:55,020 Bud Krellman is definitely not a size 13. 319 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,740 He was slashing the dresses, not wearing them. 320 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,420 I'm talking about shoes. 321 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,580 Looks like a marauder has abnormally large feet. 322 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:07,700 They took a print off the front door, and it matches one on the bedroom 323 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,260 Why don't you ask Evie if her cleaning lady is from the Himalayas? 324 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,380 And plays baseball? 325 00:21:17,439 --> 00:21:20,320 Fiber strands left from the boots are astroturfed. 326 00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:25,320 Well, I don't know about you, but I'm up for a round of miniature golf. 327 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:43,220 I don't like that look, AJ. 328 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:47,900 What do you... I don't mean his look. I mean your look. You are definitely not 329 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:52,020 breaking for small animals today. Being locked in the trunk of a car does not 330 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,000 endear you to the creature who put you there. 331 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,420 Twenty years ago, we were playing the course here. 332 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,060 Now we're bugging the place. 333 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:38,240 Never could get past that frog hole. 334 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:42,520 I still don't believe Uncle Bud's a psycho. 335 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,120 He hired us, didn't he? 336 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,680 Good point. 337 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:51,940 Why send Bigfoot over to Evie's place just to rip up some dresses? I mean, 338 00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:52,940 not going to look good in court. 339 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:54,700 Well, we'll find out soon enough. 340 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,670 Oh, Phoebe's made the bug. 341 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,100 If not, he should be calling the police. 342 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:16,060 Or Bud Croman. 343 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,880 Oh, no. 344 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:23,700 You didn't get that thing out of the Death from Above catalog, did you? No, 345 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,640 I quit ordering from them after I had to send back those water purification 346 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,640 tablets. 347 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:32,040 You know, the ones that came in the little tins that were sealed with the 348 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,040 warfare stickers? 349 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:37,260 Doctor's Exchange. 350 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:38,860 It's Mr. Larson again. 351 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,480 I've been trying to reach Dr. 352 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,720 Ashfield all day. 353 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,719 Very important. 354 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,500 I'll have to take your phone number again, Mr. Larson. The doctor is on call 355 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,820 I'll have to see if I can... He's got the number. 356 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:50,780 That's interesting. 357 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,680 Does it break in and he calls a doctor instead of the police? 358 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,560 Well, I know what's happening. 359 00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:09,900 Hello, is this Dr. 360 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,120 Ashfield's service? 361 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,030 Dr. John Ashfield, heart surgeon. 362 00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:18,190 Oh, I beg your pardon. 363 00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:22,270 Gee, I must have the wrong Ashfield. 364 00:25:23,910 --> 00:25:25,970 What kind of a doctor is your Ashfield? 365 00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:28,430 A psychologist. 366 00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:31,170 What kind? 367 00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:35,470 Oh, you mean like a marriage counselor? 368 00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:41,250 No, no, thank you. I really think I need a heart specialist. 369 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,700 how late it is. We're going to get some answers before somebody, most likely us, 370 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,640 gets killed. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why don't we just wait until in 371 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,180 morning and get Bud in the same room? Maybe that'll shake something loose. 372 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,560 Because I can't sleep until I find out who's doing what to whom and why and 373 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,359 where and when. 374 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,360 What? 375 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,600 You heard me. 376 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:36,350 At the end of six innings, Mary Worth four, Smith and Wesson, nothing. 377 00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:45,450 Well, did we all sleep well? 378 00:26:47,030 --> 00:26:49,330 First good night's sleep I've had in a month. 379 00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:51,970 Well, I guess you guys worked everything out, huh? 380 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,390 We sure did. And we have you boys to thank for it. 381 00:26:56,470 --> 00:27:01,110 Well, as the immortal Wordsworth said, the child is father of the man. 382 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,680 Well, I can't imagine a bridge game without the two of you. I'm glad you 383 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,780 to get back together. 384 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:11,160 Oh, no, we're still going through with the divorce. 385 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:15,000 Yeah, this way, though, it'll be amicable. 386 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,880 Uncontested on both sides. 387 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:21,640 See, Rick and A .J. convinced us that we were being so childish. 388 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:23,900 Divorce is not something you win. 389 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:26,860 It's something that two friends agree upon. 390 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,719 That's right. 391 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,900 So where were you, you kids? 392 00:27:30,699 --> 00:27:32,700 Well, we could start with an explanation. 393 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,400 Buddy says he didn't tear up your dresses. 394 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:41,240 Edie says he didn't take the $5 ,000 out of your checking account. 395 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,800 Don't you see what's going on? 396 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:48,320 Well, it's just a lot of hard feelings blown out of proportion. 397 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,040 By whom? 398 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,260 See, what I think we got here is your classic range war deal. 399 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,700 Two cattle ranchers live side by side for years. 400 00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:08,560 A few minor disagreements, you know, like maybe somebody leaves the top off 401 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560 the toothpaste. 402 00:28:10,060 --> 00:28:13,840 Or the checkbook doesn't balance because you forgot to write down last week's 403 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:19,900 facial. No biggies until one day Brian Donlevy rides into town, the guy from 404 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:23,240 railroad, and he wants to put his railroad right across both of their 405 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,620 So to fan the flames, he poisons a well. 406 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,020 And all of a sudden the barbed wire goes up, the rifles come out. 407 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,460 Mr. K's got a neckline that plunges all the way to the floor. 408 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,500 Somebody wants us divorced more than you guys. 409 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,920 I think it's important to find out why. 410 00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:46,380 The boys are right. 411 00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:50,920 They should stay on the case at least until you work out a settlement. 412 00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:55,299 All right. 413 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,860 But don't try to change our minds. 414 00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:00,270 We just want you to ride shotgun on this thing right down to the end. 415 00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:05,850 So, whom do you point the shotgun at first? 416 00:29:10,770 --> 00:29:13,470 Well, I don't know how much good this is going to do, but we'll be there. 417 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:15,750 All right. 418 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,290 Yeah. 419 00:29:18,910 --> 00:29:19,910 Come on. 420 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:22,590 Rick, I'm telling you, I'm no good at this. You will be great at it. Remember 421 00:29:22,590 --> 00:29:23,790 all the fights we used to have? 422 00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:27,330 Yeah, but this isn't fun. of somebody. Well, what about the time you plonked me 423 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:29,870 with a wine bottle at the bowl of rum? There were hundreds of people around 424 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:33,370 there. Yeah, but everybody's used to it there. It's the thing with this guy. He 425 00:29:33,370 --> 00:29:37,070 is a marriage counselor. That's heavier than a hockey racket. Oh, it is. Yes, it 426 00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:38,070 is. Gee. 427 00:29:46,930 --> 00:29:48,070 Hi. Hi. 428 00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:51,550 Oh, you must be the McDonald's. That's right. I'm old McDonald's. My old lady. 429 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,190 How long is this going to take? I'm on my lunch hour. 430 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:54,590 Uh, yeah. 431 00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:56,090 Dr. Ashford will be right with you. 432 00:29:56,550 --> 00:29:59,910 How will you be paying? Through the nose, I guess. Why don't you ask Vera? 433 00:29:59,910 --> 00:30:00,910 the one with the problem. 434 00:30:02,810 --> 00:30:04,530 Wally's boss said the company will pick it up. 435 00:30:05,230 --> 00:30:06,330 Wally's a high steel worker. 436 00:30:06,850 --> 00:30:07,850 When he's sober. 437 00:30:08,870 --> 00:30:10,310 Yes, Doctor, the McDonald's are here. 438 00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:13,270 Okay. You can go right in. Where? 439 00:30:13,570 --> 00:30:14,570 Right through that door. 440 00:30:27,310 --> 00:30:28,930 You sure my wife hasn't called? 441 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:30,510 No, I'm sorry, sir. 442 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:32,930 Story of my marriage. 443 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,030 Would you like to have a drink this evening? 444 00:30:45,350 --> 00:30:49,770 Like hell I got a drinking problem. I'd knock down ten of these boys and still 445 00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:50,770 walk a high beam. 446 00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:55,330 I think all Mrs. McDonald is trying to say is that she cares for you and is 447 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:56,410 concerned for your health. 448 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,819 Yeah. 449 00:30:57,820 --> 00:31:00,980 And why in hell did she come at me with a potato peeler during the Bears game? 450 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,320 That's a lie. 451 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,520 It was a cheese grater. And I only winged him because I was throwing with 452 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:10,180 left. My right arm was still so sore from... Well, I really don't want to 453 00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:12,500 about it. There you go. There you go. That there is just exactly what I'm 454 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,960 talking about. That's what you call a latent tendency, isn't it? 455 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,740 Latent? She's latent, right? I didn't think I was a latent that first night 456 00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:20,560 you begged me. I begged you? 457 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,020 This little girl threw herself so hard at the old scout here, she nearly broke 458 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,020 her nose. 459 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:31,080 you want to see something broken, I'll show you something broken, buddy boy. 460 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,080 smart with me. 461 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,280 This is McDonald. 462 00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:43,820 Always picking a fight. Shirley, will you come in here, please? 463 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,160 Yes, doctor. 464 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,459 Big talk. 465 00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:51,000 Real big talk. Good luck. I'll show you an animal. Come on. You want some more? 466 00:31:54,070 --> 00:31:56,350 Yes, of course. I think I need to take a pill. 467 00:31:57,330 --> 00:31:58,330 Stay with her. 468 00:32:22,990 --> 00:32:24,050 I'm about to shoot her, Doc. 469 00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:47,290 I'm telling you, those are the guys. 470 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,210 They broke in and bugged the office. 471 00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:50,950 I ran a sweep this morning. 472 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:51,819 Go what? 473 00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:55,180 They're supposed to be harassing the Cromans. They did the same thing to 474 00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:58,240 phone. Look, that's not what we agreed to. 475 00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,380 This is a high -risk job now. 476 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,940 Now listen, when this is all over, you're going to get a bonus. 477 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:07,200 I want $50 ,000 today or I'm out. 478 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:17,420 Why does a marriage counselor need income tax records for the last 10 479 00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:19,460 mean, why does he feel the need to establish their income? 480 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:21,480 New kind of therapy? 481 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,680 Yeah, called gaslighting. 482 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,200 Look at these loan papers. Poor Bud. 483 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:31,480 He thinks he owns his business free and clear. 484 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:35,020 Well, he's going to be one surprised man when he finds out everything he's got 485 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,020 is in hock to this bank. 486 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:40,320 And this bank, and this bank, and this bank. 487 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,280 Yeah, our good doctor keeps the crow and sparring around while the lawyer gets 488 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,280 power of attorney. 489 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,100 Takes out huge loans in their name. 490 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:49,660 This. 491 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,620 Do you suppose Bud signed all these without even looking at them? 492 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:56,400 Or do you suppose Coble even bothered with that? 493 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,600 I mean, not that it makes any difference. They're all notarized. He's 494 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,840 paper chain made out of steel. 495 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:05,260 Yeah, and Coble keeps the power of attorney until the divorce is final. By 496 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,280 he could be anywhere. 497 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,100 Not if Bud and Edie reconcile before then. 498 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,679 They'd find out what he was up to before he was ready. 499 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,760 Well, then we have to look for a way to speed things up. 500 00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:18,540 A weak link. 501 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:31,540 No need. 502 00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:32,739 Is that Larson? 503 00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:34,900 Looks like somebody shot a hole in one. 504 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,920 You want to fish him out? 505 00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:39,840 I'd probably keep better in there. 506 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,380 We just had to stretch this out for a few more days. 507 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,540 You couldn't have given him enough time for that? 508 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:06,520 Well, we can't take any chances with Rick and A .J. Simon getting so close. 509 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:10,960 I had to do it while Bud Krellman was still around, so he'd take the blame. 510 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,200 That's another problem. 511 00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:14,880 Are we still going to be able to go through with the rest of the plan? 512 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,160 Well, I didn't say it was going to be around for very long. 513 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,980 I'm sure they were held up. 514 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,380 Well, Rick sounded like they were on to something, all right. But he wouldn't 515 00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:38,380 talk on the phone. 516 00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:40,020 Well, you never know who's listening, bud. 517 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:44,260 Yeah. I hope those boys are all right. If anything's happened to them because 518 00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,260 us. 519 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:56,580 Dr. Ashfield, what a surprise. Did the boys call you, too? 520 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,360 Sid, what the hell's going on? 521 00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:02,550 Dr. Ashfield, what are you doing here? 522 00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:05,430 I'm afraid I've got some bad news for all of you. 523 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:09,670 Sid, put that gun away. You know Bud's a black belt. 524 00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:10,990 What? 525 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:23,270 That bridge at Buddy's Putt and stuff sure brings back some grisly memories. 526 00:36:23,630 --> 00:36:24,328 Another murder? 527 00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:25,169 No, worse. 528 00:36:25,170 --> 00:36:27,770 Betty Murphy threw my championship ring at the enchanted frog. 529 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:29,050 Drained a moat and everything. 530 00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:31,980 Found four of the rings, but mine must have been sucked out to see. 531 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,760 Town, memories are made of this, but could we get back to the homicide at 532 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:37,820 What have we got on the victim? 533 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:45,520 Okay, we have Eric Larson, a .k .a. Phil Bateman, a .k .a. Don Packer, a .k .a. 534 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,980 Howard Combs, a .k .a. All right, so the guy likes to dress up a lot. What does 535 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:50,040 he do when he's out on the town? 536 00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:51,580 All right, hear this. 537 00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:56,260 Grand theft auto, burglary, extortion, possession of stolen bank money, more 538 00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:58,100 burglary, more extortion. 539 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,680 And then he became a security guard. 540 00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,060 Well, how does a guy like that get bonded? 541 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,960 Probably fit the height requirement. 542 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:09,120 All right, let's get moving. You're going to have to shake some judge out of 543 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,120 rack and get a warrant. 544 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,280 The problem is the lawyer is a dancer, but I bet we can sweat a full confession 545 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,880 out of this marriage. Wait a minute. What do you think this is, divorce 546 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,700 I mean, if Bud's signatures have been notarized, this is Edie's problem, not 547 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:20,700 mine. 548 00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:22,820 Down. 549 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,620 They used Bud's company to take out loans from a dozen different banks at 550 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,660 all in Bud's name. 551 00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:32,330 All right, prove it. Well, we can't right now, but in a couple of days... I 552 00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:34,730 mean, we've got indications of conspiracy, embezzlement. 553 00:37:35,390 --> 00:37:38,910 Hey, Larson's footprints match up to the Krellman break -in. That ties him into 554 00:37:38,910 --> 00:37:41,450 their scheme. You won't get a judge out of bed for that. It's all 555 00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:44,670 circumstantial. All we have here is a nasty customer who won't be buying any 556 00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:48,130 more state time. You use that many alias, you're bound to have a lot of 557 00:37:49,530 --> 00:37:52,910 Wendy, so why don't you get back to me when you have something that'll stand up 558 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:55,230 and sing? What are we supposed to tell the Krellmans? Tell them to get a good 559 00:37:55,230 --> 00:37:57,130 night's sleep and to get a new lawyer. 560 00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:59,260 Would you have Nixon drain that moat? 561 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,260 And tell him to look inside that enchanted frog statue. 562 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,960 You never know, the killer could have dropped lighter, keys. 563 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:08,280 Championship ring. Championship ring, that's good. Bring everything you find 564 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,280 me. 565 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,700 Bud, you've never been able to sell any of this stuff, but I have, about a month 566 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:26,720 ago, in fact, with a little help from the money Edie stole from you. 567 00:38:27,299 --> 00:38:30,820 You know, you two don't have any idea how successful you've become since you 568 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:31,880 decided to get a divorce. 569 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:36,220 Why, your portfolio has diversified. Just shut up and get on with it, will 570 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,760 Sid? There's nothing wrong with my informing my client how successful he's 571 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,680 become. You know, Bud, you've got a great reputation. There wasn't a bank 572 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,940 went to that wasn't willing to lend far more than your assets are worth. In 573 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:50,080 fact, there was this one fellow who said, well, if he's willing to throw in 574 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,880 house as collateral, it's okay with me. 575 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,300 Oh, no, not the house. 576 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,900 Edie, if you're that attached to it, you can start haunting it tonight. 577 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,940 So you're going to kill us? 578 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:02,880 I know two men who can figure out the one who ends up with the money is the 579 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,678 who did it. 580 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,680 Well, I'm counting on that. 581 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,300 They'll find deposit receipts belonging to Bud's bank account in the Bahamas. Of 582 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:12,360 course, there's no way of knowing there's only $400 in that account. 583 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,360 enough, Sid. 584 00:39:13,660 --> 00:39:16,020 Divorce turns people into such monsters, don't you think? 585 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,620 I've seen it before. 586 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:21,280 I'll bet you have. The only winner in a divorce case is the lawyer. 587 00:39:32,430 --> 00:39:36,410 Bud, Edie Anybody home? 588 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,220 I could get away with this if Bud can't testify. 589 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,280 It's possible Coble and Asher will just lock him up somewhere long enough to get 590 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,280 out of town. 591 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,400 We can't afford any more wrong guesses. 592 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:15,820 I bet anything on the Crowman house or Bud's apartment or the offices. 593 00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:20,020 The cops there at the miniature golf course, they can't do anything there. 594 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,760 Well, maybe they're not looking for a place connected with the Crowmans. I 595 00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:24,600 maybe they just went someplace where there wouldn't be any witnesses. 596 00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:27,560 Let's go to Bud's fireplace shop. 597 00:40:31,950 --> 00:40:34,290 Now don't prolong this. We only need enough time to get out of here. 598 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,500 Can't hear a damn thing outside this building. They don't build them like 599 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,500 anymore. 600 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:34,540 Can either one of you reach my left -hand pants pocket? 601 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,160 What are you talking about? 602 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,500 The car keys. 603 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:41,120 Bud, there are a lot of things in this room, but I don't see a car. 604 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:45,140 Try and get the key. I opened a pair of these cuffs with it once. 605 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,960 Which way do you want to go in? 606 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,740 The same way we did when we were kids. 607 00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:53,060 All right, but slow and careful. These guys are amateurs. 608 00:41:53,630 --> 00:41:56,370 If we startle them, they might start shooting. If we don't, they may start 609 00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:57,370 shooting. 610 00:42:06,050 --> 00:42:10,790 That's teamwork. 611 00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:13,330 You two used to be a good team together. 612 00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:17,830 If I had it all to do over again, I'd have never started this damn divorce. 613 00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:19,070 Me too. 614 00:42:19,190 --> 00:42:20,250 Honey, I love you. 615 00:42:21,390 --> 00:42:23,430 The honeymoon's going to be over before it starts. 616 00:42:24,050 --> 00:42:25,550 You'll get back to work. 617 00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:37,470 Good. Now they'll all go up in flames together. 618 00:42:38,690 --> 00:42:39,690 One minute. 619 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,080 Two. One. 620 00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:03,820 Now! 621 00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:11,040 Let's get out of here. No. 622 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,960 There are five people in there who know everything. 623 00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:11,030 We're going to kill our mother, A .J. 624 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:14,410 They weren't just threatening to do it. They were really going to do it. Yeah, 625 00:44:14,430 --> 00:44:15,388 with gasoline. 626 00:44:15,390 --> 00:44:16,870 Any spark can set it off. 627 00:44:18,610 --> 00:44:19,610 Good point. 628 00:44:22,650 --> 00:44:29,490 I never knew you fed 629 00:44:29,490 --> 00:44:33,550 pigeons in the park. Well, it's a nice way to unwind during the lunch hour. 630 00:44:34,110 --> 00:44:35,930 You think maybe I could join you sometime? 631 00:44:36,850 --> 00:44:37,828 Why, sure. 632 00:44:37,830 --> 00:44:38,830 You know, Edie. 633 00:44:38,970 --> 00:44:41,230 I think this calls for a celebration. 634 00:44:41,610 --> 00:44:43,410 How's a weekend in the Isle of Sound? 635 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:47,870 Remember that charming little hotel in Tahiti? The one with lava walls. 636 00:44:48,390 --> 00:44:49,410 What is wrong? 637 00:44:51,590 --> 00:44:53,290 Is it romantic? 638 00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:04,990 The weather here is beautiful, and we're having 639 00:45:04,990 --> 00:45:10,230 the most wonderful time in Tahiti, even though we had that... Horrible fight on 640 00:45:10,230 --> 00:45:13,410 the way to the airport, and Bud got on a later flight. 641 00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:21,410 But we're talking again, and tonight we might even stay at the same 642 00:45:21,410 --> 00:45:22,410 hotel. 643 00:45:23,030 --> 00:45:24,030 Oh, nice. 644 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:28,630 Just a couple of lovebirds, and it's all because of you boys. 645 00:45:29,110 --> 00:45:31,950 Hope you enjoy the bonus we've enclosed. 646 00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:36,750 Two lifetime passes to putt and stuff. 647 00:45:39,850 --> 00:45:45,650 Before we left, we told everybody in our family counseling group about your 648 00:45:45,650 --> 00:45:49,670 wonderful work. Should mean lots of new business for you. It's the least we 649 00:45:49,670 --> 00:45:51,290 could do. AJ, stop this elevator.