1 00:00:01,619 --> 00:00:04,920 Hey, been turned down for car insurance again just because you found yourself on 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:06,720 the wrong end of an oil tanker on I -5? 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:07,558 No problem. 4 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,480 You had a Christmas party that ended up in a shooting incident? No problem. 5 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:14,340 We're Sincere Trust Insurance Company. He's Chuck. He's Bert. And we're here 6 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:17,300 you. Have you recently been released from a state prison, a mental 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,980 a military penal stockade? No problem. History of chronic amnesia, fainting 8 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:24,380 spells, fear of heights or dark places? Hey, you got a right to drive too. Let's 9 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:27,520 not think about the other guy for a change. Call us now for our profusely 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,500 illustrated brochure. That's right. Call now. 11 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:30,800 Operators are standing by. 12 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:36,700 555 -2264. That's 555 -BANG. Special rates for legally blind and really old. 13 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,739 Call now. 14 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:43,200 And now, rain or shine, it's back to Family Forecast with your host, Fritz 15 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,200 Markham. 16 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,500 All right, Cooper family. 17 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,930 For that Melody Time home organ, that brainwasher dryer, that glorious weekend 18 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:59,330 in Acapulco, plus, and I mean plus, the $10 ,000 cash bonus, 19 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,490 what is your category? 20 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:07,350 We think the sun's behind entertainment, Fritz. 21 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:08,550 All right. 22 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:15,390 Now, if you answer this question correctly and your forecast is accurate, 23 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:23,160 Then you win all those prizes. All that cash. Plus, you win an 24 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:28,260 opportunity to come back to play Family Forecast for the seventh week in a row, 25 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:31,220 heading toward the $1 million cash prize. 26 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:34,540 All right. Are you ready, Lisa? 27 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,320 Trust me, Bill, she's always ready. 28 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,980 That's what you just said. 29 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:44,110 Darlene, are you ready? Oh, yes, I'm ready. That's good. And how... How about 30 00:01:44,110 --> 00:01:45,089 you, Grandma Marie? 31 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:49,630 Hurry, Fritz. I'm having heart palpitations. Darling, we better give 32 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:51,190 little mouth -to -mouth resuscitation. 33 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:59,030 Now, your question is, who is the first motion picture actress 34 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:03,350 ever to appear on a postage stamp? 35 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:05,790 Wait, I know. 36 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,280 Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. 37 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,020 No, Bill, I said actress. 38 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,900 Of course, the answer is the very lovely Grace Kelly. 39 00:02:26,299 --> 00:02:29,620 Well, of course, that's not the way it went on the air. We finished the show, 40 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:32,860 was edited together, and then they put that disclaimer at the end. You know, 41 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,980 portions of this show were edited that did not affect the outcome of the game. 42 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:38,580 So who won? 43 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,120 Well, the Coopers won, of course. The Coopers always win. Now I know why. It's 44 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,020 fixed. What? The game is fixed. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Wait a minute now. You mean to 45 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:48,760 tell me that this nice... Grandma Marie cheats? 46 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,020 Grandma Marie? 47 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:54,500 Grandma Marie probably sold secrets to the Germans during both wars. 48 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:58,860 I'm not sure I understand what happened here. How did you know the game was 49 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,980 fixed? You heard his answer, Clint Eastwood? Yeah. Wrong answer. Right. 50 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:08,080 But Clint Eastwood is the right answer to the next question in the 51 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,400 category. That's why I had to stop the show. 52 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:13,640 Well, if it's crooked, why don't you just blow the whistle? 53 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:18,800 Well, because... Because of what happened the last time. 54 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,240 Empty your pockets. 55 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,360 Yep. Queer show scandals back in the 50s. 56 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:25,960 That's right, you got it. 57 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:32,880 Yeah, it's hard to believe that's almost... That's more than 25 years ago. 58 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,820 We were a hot show. 59 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:39,620 Empty Your Pockets knocked Wyatt Earp right out of the top ten. People used to 60 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,520 stop me on the street, ask me for my autograph. 61 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:43,740 I'm a shoulda been. 62 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,480 Shoulda been another Johnny Carson. 63 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,540 We used to watch that show all the time. 64 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,700 Yeah, well, they all thought I was guilty. 65 00:03:51,950 --> 00:03:55,690 I didn't even know the winners were being coached. Why didn't you tell 66 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:56,890 I told Congress. 67 00:03:57,010 --> 00:04:01,510 I was absolutely clear it didn't mean a thing. They wouldn't forgive me. 68 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:05,990 They? They, the viewers. Well, after all, you know, I was the guy out front. 69 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:09,870 I was the guy they trusted. So I was the guy they blamed. 70 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,930 It's tough to get jobs after that, I guess. 71 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:14,330 Nah. Are you kidding? 72 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:17,070 I was a kiddie show host in Jersey. 73 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:19,930 I was Admiral Billy with Woody the Puppet. 74 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:26,110 And then I was the all -night DJ in a country music station in Fort Wayne. 75 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:28,550 That was when my wife left me. 76 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:35,370 Guys, it's taken me 30 years to get where I am. 77 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:41,030 I don't have another 30 years. I may never be another Johnny Carson, but I'm 78 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,210 hell of a Fritz Markham. 79 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:44,190 And I can't. 80 00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:47,210 I just can't give it all up again. 81 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:55,850 Okay. Well, we know the Coopers are dirty, so we start with a background 82 00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:57,150 investigation on them. 83 00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:58,390 Hey, Jane. 84 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:02,810 The only way you can bust a crooked card game is to sit down at the table. 85 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:05,470 You're gonna have to get us on that show. 86 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:09,730 It's not gonna be that easy. See, I don't pick the contestants. There's a 87 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:10,730 screening process. 88 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:13,410 Yeah, but you must know what they're looking for. Well, sure I know what 89 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:16,310 looking for. They're looking for people who are willing to make fools of 90 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:17,470 themselves. That's us? 91 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:22,290 You don't understand. See, two brothers alone can't qualify. The show is family 92 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:25,510 forecast. We need a whole family here. 93 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:34,110 And finally, your favorite, Mom. 94 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,590 Ooh, Irish coffee. 95 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,180 Oh, boy, A .J., this was just a wonderful meal. I'm telling you, you've 96 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:42,260 yourself. Thank you. 97 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:45,840 Not a chance. 98 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:51,420 The last time I got the royal polish, you wanted to use my car as bait in the 99 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:56,180 Salibi case. We got it back for you. Oh, yes, from Saudi Arabia with the seven 100 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:57,420 veils tucked under the back seat. 101 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:02,560 No, all we want you to do is pretend that you're our mother. 102 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:07,870 You really think I can be convincing? Have you ever seen Family Forecast with 103 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:08,870 Fritz Markham? 104 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:13,650 Well, that's the new one that rains money. Yeah, well, Fritz is our client, 105 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:15,210 he thinks that one of the families is cheating. 106 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:18,490 You want me to go on the game show with you? 107 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:20,170 Undercover, we would be the Marlowe family. 108 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:24,810 But we'd be recognized by people. No, no, no, no, it would never go that far. 109 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:26,750 See, they tape a week in advance for syndication. 110 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:31,590 Mom. I know it's humiliating, and we would never ask you to do anything so 111 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:33,210 déclassé as to be on television. 112 00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:34,990 We're just absolutely necessary. 113 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,050 What do you think I should wear? 114 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:44,110 I mean, they say light colors make you look heavy on television, but then 115 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:46,310 with my eyes and hair, it might be worth the risk. 116 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:02,920 Thank you. She's in a rest home now. But we're taking everyone in the order they 117 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,920 signed up. 118 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:05,580 Attention. Attention. 119 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:06,900 Quiet down. 120 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:10,520 Thank you, Pomegranate. You're very pretty. Thank you very much. 121 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,880 People, may I have your attention? 122 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,060 My name is Bart Lloyd. 123 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:16,920 I am the talent coordinator. 124 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:24,420 All right. Now, the first family is the, uh, the McGuire family. 125 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,720 Is that right? 126 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,800 People, please do not use crayon on the sign -up sheet. 127 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:33,140 Please, people. 128 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:35,880 Please. And, Maguires, would you please follow me? 129 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:37,140 All right. 130 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,600 All right, people, time. 131 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,600 Your concentration. 132 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:46,839 Excuse me. 133 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,220 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, hey, excuse me. Come on, darling. I need you on the 134 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:53,380 set right away. Me? Come on. Are you sure? You're the receptionist. Oh, I'm a 135 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,660 temporary. Fritz needs you on the set. Are you sure? 136 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:58,690 You have blue eyes. He wants to check your eyes with the color phone. Oh, no, 137 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:01,790 have brown eyes. Rick says you have blue eyes, sweetheart. That means you have 138 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:04,950 blue eyes. Right down here and to the left. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. 139 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:10,890 One side, please. Excuse me. 140 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,090 Have your attention, folks. 141 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:19,970 Very sorry, but we've got all the contestants we need for the day. 142 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:22,950 But I want to thank you for thinking of Family Forecast. 143 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:24,870 You really want to be on the show? 144 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,730 Come back, same time, same place next week. 145 00:08:28,230 --> 00:08:32,070 Meantime, why don't you get the family forecast home game? It's great fun for 146 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:36,110 adults and children and adult children. Come on, folks, let's go. Move it! 147 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:41,350 Is someone looking for me? 148 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:42,570 Shh! I'm a temp. 149 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,600 I guess so. 150 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:17,160 Would you care to tell me about yourselves? 151 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,980 Well, I'm Cecilia Marlowe, and I'm an underwater welder. 152 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,220 Mm -hmm. 153 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,560 Any hobbies? 154 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:30,840 My hobby is shoe modeling, Bart. It's a hard job, but I find that it relaxes me. 155 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:32,920 Besides, it's dry. 156 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,040 I'm a racetrack florist. 157 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:38,640 What's that? 158 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:42,730 Well, you know, when a horse wins a race, I lead him around there to the 159 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:46,190 winner's circle. I put that great big wreath of flowers around his neck. 160 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:47,890 I make it. 161 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:51,830 You. 162 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,310 What about you? 163 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:54,410 Me? 164 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:55,870 I'm a shepherd, Bart. 165 00:09:56,630 --> 00:10:01,150 But in my spare time, I teach minor birds to talk, and I write greeting 166 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:04,610 You'd be amazed how closely related those two activities are. 167 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:11,390 This is a very difficult decision, but you have been chosen. Yes! 168 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,830 Yes. 169 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:21,190 Please, please report tomorrow at one o 'clock sharp. And don't wear earth 170 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:27,490 colors. I want you to sign these release forms in case you suffer massive 171 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:30,430 injuries playing the games. We are not held responsible. 172 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:37,360 Yeah, thank you. Please please think of something interesting to talk about with 173 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,360 Fritz 174 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 cookies, AJ. 175 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:18,280 We'll bust her on the spot. What are you driving at? 176 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:22,820 Thieves, smugglers, killers, people like that I can spy on. I got no problem 177 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:27,720 with that. It just, it feels weird peeking in the windows of a typical 178 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,720 family. 179 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,180 Typical American family happens to be involved in a criminal conspiracy, Rick. 180 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,340 Just don't judge a book by its cover. 181 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:39,060 Actually, I've had pretty good luck judging books by their covers. Yeah, 182 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,100 give us a kind of book that you'd read. I'm not surprised. 183 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,690 Come on, when have we ever drawn a blank before? 184 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:48,250 No record, no trace. These people don't vote. They don't pay taxes. Like I said, 185 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:49,570 typical American family. 186 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,490 Okay. 187 00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,430 Well, she's not making cookies. 188 00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:19,510 Looks like he wins it by day and loses it by night. 189 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:24,170 Just your typical old American family. 190 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,110 Oh, boy. 191 00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:29,030 Darlene likes congratulating the winners. 192 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:30,390 Yes, indeed. 193 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,470 Aye, aye, aye. 194 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,690 And consoling the losers. 195 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,190 Freeze! 196 00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:42,910 Wait a minute, guys. We need to explain this. Right. Lieutenant. 197 00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:50,530 Yeah? Community patrol bed to Crestbridge Peepers. No kidding. They 198 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,770 Yep. 199 00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:57,990 I thought you may like to handle this one yourself, Lieutenant. 200 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,760 I want you to know that people like you are a real asset to our community. And 201 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,420 the San Diego Police Department appreciates your help in getting vermin 202 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,700 this off the streets. 203 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,240 Glad to do our duty, sir. 204 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,080 Thank you. 205 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,600 Interesting way to investigate a game show. I don't want to know what was 206 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,600 door number two. 207 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:30,160 John, I swear, I thought they were going to lynch us. They were harmless. 208 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,380 You didn't see the rope. 209 00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:36,510 How are we supposed to do surveillance with people like that out there? We 210 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:38,350 watch people with people watching us watch people. 211 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:41,910 Yeah, it's the end of an era, all right. But I tell you, some of these 212 00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:43,990 neighborhood patrols do okay in scanning off criminals. 213 00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,169 I can see why. 214 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:46,830 We did have a chance to find out one thing. 215 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,830 The Coopers are putting on quite a show for the show. 216 00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,630 Yeah, we've just got to find a connection to the show. 217 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,050 Got to be an inside man. 218 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,430 Or a woman. 219 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,190 Okay, can we... have the lightning. 220 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:08,110 Okay, can we bring it all up now? 221 00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:12,030 And the lightning again. 222 00:14:14,690 --> 00:14:16,970 Okay, we've got some bulbs burned out on the weather board. 223 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:26,170 Over there, that's where the questions are. 224 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,210 The guard is always there and the door is always locked. 225 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:30,890 Who has access to it? 226 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,120 Well, There's the writers, there's me. 227 00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:34,820 Who's that guy? 228 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,500 Oh, that's Ron Redding, the executive producer. 229 00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,100 And that's it. 230 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:43,180 Nobody else sees those questions or those answers in advance. They're very 231 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,180 strict about that one. 232 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,800 Not strict enough, apparently. 233 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,220 It's not just the questions, A .J. 234 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:53,160 Somehow, they always know where those sunshines are on the board. 235 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:58,080 And those are changed. Those are switched around by the stagehands after 236 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,320 and every round. Nobody else touches them. That's a union rule. 237 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:03,870 And the stagehands don't have access to the questions. 238 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,250 So we're looking for two people. 239 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:10,110 One who provides answers and one who just provides sunshine. 240 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:14,390 I can't figure this out. Those sunshine positions change so often. How can they 241 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:15,209 always know? 242 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:18,750 That's what we're here to find out. Over here. 243 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,130 What if the Coopers beat you? 244 00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:23,290 You'll lose your excuse for being here. 245 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:24,510 We won't lose. 246 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:27,130 We may not win, but we won't lose. 247 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,750 Fritz! 248 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,300 Today we're going to try a little different angle. I want you to do 249 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,300 little bigger. 250 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,540 This is just a small game show. 251 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,300 There's no small game shows. 252 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,460 Just small game show hosts. 253 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,120 I see. 254 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,440 Hmm. 255 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,420 We're not going to lose, are we? No. 256 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:54,540 Remember, the eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked up into a jet 257 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:55,540 engine. 258 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,640 Thank you Confucius. 259 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,460 Hey, you can't be back here. 260 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,760 It's against the rules. 261 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,560 Oh, he just loves blinking colored lights and gadgets. 262 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,960 Out. Out. 263 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,260 Go on. 264 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:53,980 Very impressive ratings, Ron. We've just gone up another three share points in 265 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,659 San Diego. 266 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:58,280 Yeah, even more in Raleigh and Fort Lauderdale. I got calls from Chicago, 267 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,200 York. All the major markets are going to end up in syndication. Let's face it. 268 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,240 We're hot. 269 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,900 As long as the Coopers stay hot. 270 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,300 What was Bill's problem with that Clint Eastwood question? 271 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:07,579 Oh, nothing. 272 00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:08,479 A little eager. 273 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,760 You know, that kind of eager could send us both to prison. 274 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,180 Yeah, yeah. No one noticed. 275 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,140 Fritz noticed. 276 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,380 And he had the questions. 277 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:20,420 Okay, okay. I can handle him. Believe me. The last thing Fritz Markham wants 278 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,420 another scandal. 279 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,619 Of course, I'm just a money man. I don't understand television personalities 280 00:17:25,619 --> 00:17:26,619 like you do. 281 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,020 But I do understand how to take care of certain kinds of problems. 282 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:33,970 And look, it's all working out like I told you. In two weeks, we hit the 283 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,130 convention running, make out like bandits, send the Coopers on their way 284 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:38,029 their prizes. 285 00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:40,150 Have they found out they're not going to win at the mill yet? 286 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,070 Well, I left that out. 287 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:47,130 I mean, they may not leave so quietly when they find that out. 288 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,370 Oh, they'll leave quietly. 289 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:52,050 Like I said, I know how to take care of certain problems. 290 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:56,570 Okay, now, folks, we want you all to get comfortable with how the game's played. 291 00:17:56,710 --> 00:18:00,590 This is just a run -through, but let's make that applause sound as real as the 292 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:01,489 real thing. 293 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:05,230 Now, when you see the applause sign, that's when you... Oh, let's hear it for 294 00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:07,430 our host, Fritz Markham. 295 00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:12,350 Thank you, thank you. Say hello to Lisa, our lovely weather girl. 296 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,240 Yes, isn't that right, Don Castro? 297 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:26,960 Okay. Is everybody ready to have a wonderful time at Family Forecast? 298 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,620 I love you, Chris. 299 00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:35,680 Usher, would you please remove this woman from this audience? Take her back 300 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,680 my dressing room. 301 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,940 Seriously, darling, where are you from? From Dallas. 302 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,540 Dallas, the big D. All right. 303 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,100 Let's go to Texas. 304 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,800 Who's mom? Makeup. 305 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,459 Hey, Rick. 306 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:52,460 Yeah. 307 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,420 Just remember, we're not in this to win, you know. 308 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,360 Hey, if I'm in the game, I'm in it to win. 309 00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:00,920 You know the feeling I used to sit in the stands and watch you carry the ball 310 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,580 all the way through high school? Give me a break. You did not sit in the stands. 311 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,960 You were always underneath the stands with that cheerleader, Margo. 312 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,639 Oh, yeah. 313 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,479 Oh, yeah. 314 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,020 Well, anyway, this is my opportunity to experience the thrill of victory. 315 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,560 It's my arena. Put me in, coach. I can do it. 316 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:16,980 Uh -oh. 317 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,360 What uh -oh? 318 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,020 You've been practicing? Of course I've been practicing. My head's full of 319 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,020 trivia. 320 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,040 Yeah? 321 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:32,360 Okay, gang, I want you to look these over carefully now, and we want a real 322 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,360 close game today. 323 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:38,200 Plenty of suspense, and then you win in the lightning round. Oh, and Marie, keep 324 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,560 up the heart attack, gang. I mean, people are starting to worry you're 325 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,160 die of excitement. It's good. It's great. 326 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,440 I'm bored, Ron. Oh, here she goes again. 327 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:49,060 I want to party. 328 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:50,600 Get out. Do something. 329 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:54,420 You're supposed to be the perfect wife. And perfect wives don't go out and 330 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:56,380 party. Well, then they're bored, too. 331 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,680 She's going to blow the whole thing, Ron. 332 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:02,640 Last night, she tipped the newspaper boy in her underwear. 333 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:07,720 Baby, I know it's tough, but it's going to be worth it. Okay? 334 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,100 You said something about a Ferrari, Ron. 335 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,740 Marie got hers two weeks ago. 336 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,580 Tonight, you win the Ferrari. 337 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,080 Right, Ron? 338 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,890 Well... Right, Ron? 339 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:20,870 Yeah, yeah, of course. 340 00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:27,630 Can I make just a minor complaint, Ron? I am not getting to answer as many 341 00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:30,890 questions as the others on the show this week. 342 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:34,830 Well, after that Clint Eastwood boner, what do you expect? 343 00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:36,150 Don't start with me, Marie. 344 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:40,390 Bill, you're the perfect father. The strong, dependable man every American 345 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:42,850 housewife dreams about. Let me tell you something. 346 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,620 Your presence dominates the set. I mean, the sandwich guy told me about it 347 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,080 yesterday. I swear to God. 348 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,240 Okay, now, look, I want you all to go out there. 349 00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,660 Come on. 350 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:59,440 Have a good time. Have a good time. And please, don't forget, all of America is 351 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,440 watching you. 352 00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:10,710 Yes, it's time to play Family Forecast. And here's the man whose smile is a 353 00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:13,590 harvest of sunshine, Fritz Marko. 354 00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,150 A harvest of sunshine. 355 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:25,550 Thank you, Don Castro, and welcome to Family Forecast, where you can beat the 356 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:28,570 weatherman at his own game. And now, welcome back. 357 00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:33,870 Our reigning champions back for an incredible seventh week in a row heading 358 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:37,650 toward the $1 million grand prize, Don Castro. 359 00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:41,850 Bill, Darlene, and Grandma Marie, come on out. 360 00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:47,630 Are you 361 00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:53,690 ready to defend your championship, Grandma Marie? 362 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:55,410 Bring them on, Fritz. We're ready. 363 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,690 Okay. 364 00:21:57,770 --> 00:21:59,930 Who are your challengers this week, Don Castro? 365 00:22:00,330 --> 00:22:03,090 Rick, AJ, and Cecilia Marlowe. 366 00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:04,310 Come on up. 367 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:03,420 Let's see how much cash you have saved for a rainy day. Let's see what you have 368 00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:05,440 in your mouth. Give, boy, give. All right. 369 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:11,120 We've got $800 there. We've got $900. We've got $950. We've got $1 ,000! 370 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,800 And you all know what that means. 371 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,540 Rise! Run! 372 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Rise! 373 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,540 John Castro, tell A .J. what he's won. 374 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:25,560 No more cold hands with the Dial Right Frost -Free Refrigerator with Ice Maker. 375 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:29,380 And it's got a week's supply of groceries, courtesy of Mrs. Croydon's 376 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,760 You love Mrs. Croydon because Mrs. Croydon loves you. 377 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,480 Fritz! And Fritz loves Mrs. Croydon. All right. 378 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,940 Thank you, Don Castro. 379 00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:41,180 Thank you, Lisa. Very lovely weather girl. Looked pretty good to you, Rick. 380 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:41,939 does, Fritz. 381 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,200 Rises don't look bad either. 382 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,780 All right. 383 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:51,080 Now, Marlowe's, you're going to get to keep that very beautiful refrigerator no 384 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:51,959 matter what. 385 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,080 But now, you have to decide. 386 00:23:55,780 --> 00:24:01,400 Whether you want to keep this $1 ,000 and take it on home with you, or you 387 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:06,060 to spend it to get into our high -pressure area against our champions, 388 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:07,060 Coopers! 389 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:15,020 We'd like to go on, Fritz. 390 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:16,540 All right! All right! 391 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:23,980 All right! As we begin our first round, our first forecasters will be the 392 00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:24,980 Marlows! 393 00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:27,070 Who will be your designated weatherman? 394 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,190 Rick. Rick. All right. 395 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:37,430 Now, Rick, if you make the wrong forecast and you get, uh -oh, foul 396 00:24:37,630 --> 00:24:39,890 well, then the Coopers get to make a forecast. 397 00:24:40,450 --> 00:24:45,310 Okay. Well, it'll be Rick. I think the sun is behind sports, Fred. 398 00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:50,890 Sports. Sports is your category, and your question is, before the Cleveland 399 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:56,580 baseball team was known as the Indians, they had five other names. Give me one. 400 00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:59,980 One of the other names was the Cleveland Spiders. 401 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,140 Oh, I'm sorry. Well, that's absolutely correct. 402 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:10,860 And Lisa is the sun shining behind 403 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:11,860 sports. 404 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,060 Next category. 405 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,500 Entertainment, Fred. Entertainment. 406 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:24,500 Who is the famous Hunchback Monarch? 407 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,620 after whom Shakespeare named one of his most famous plays. 408 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,880 No, I said entertainment, Fritz. 409 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,320 Richard III. 410 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,480 Richard III. 411 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,560 Richard III is absolutely correct. 412 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,440 All right. 413 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,760 Lisa, what's behind entertainment? 414 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:02,830 If the sun is shining. 415 00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:07,530 Behind entertainment, that means the Marlows win round two and tie the score. 416 00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:08,730 Lisa! 417 00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:19,010 All right, that means the lightning round to decide 418 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:22,750 our winner. And, of course, our defending champions get to make the 419 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:26,030 forecast bill. Remember, you only have ten seconds per answer. Go! 420 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:31,950 Astronomy. Deimos is the moon of what planet? 421 00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:33,550 Mars. Yes. 422 00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,310 Next category. 423 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:46,690 Animals. Animals. All right. What country's farms has the largest number 424 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:47,690 of pigs? 425 00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:49,030 China. 426 00:27:00,379 --> 00:27:01,840 artist. Bill, 427 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:07,040 remember you only have ten seconds per answer. What famous... 428 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:12,580 Looks 429 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:19,560 like we can all have a 430 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,200 cup of coffee now and maybe we can get this thing fixed and resume the game. 431 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,400 Right, Fritz. 432 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,800 Turn it off, kid, I do. 433 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,080 Okay, let's go. 434 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:43,690 out of me jay a couple of breaks it was supposed to look remember his last pick 435 00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:50,330 was art and artists three home runs in a row uh reggie 436 00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:55,450 jackson 1977 sixth game of the world series against the dodgers you can turn 437 00:27:55,450 --> 00:28:01,210 off now we've been postponed by rain postponed by rain sounds like a short 438 00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,270 wait a minute i can get this 439 00:28:08,590 --> 00:28:11,850 You know, before the show, I saw one of them all. I was backed by the control 440 00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:12,850 box that blew. 441 00:28:14,070 --> 00:28:15,550 Sabotage a game show? Are you kidding? 442 00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:22,530 Two guys who busted outside my house last night. I didn't get a good look at 443 00:28:22,530 --> 00:28:24,650 them, but it could have been those two. 444 00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:27,810 We should find out who those guys really are. 445 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,760 You were right. Private detective's named Simon. 446 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,040 Is everything set? 447 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:55,620 Satisfaction guaranteed. 448 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000 What's he gonna do? 449 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:05,100 They want a refrigerator, right? 450 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,480 Well, they're gonna get their refrigerator. 451 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,200 With some extra added bonus inside. 452 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,260 A few minutes, our problems go up in smoke. 453 00:29:17,739 --> 00:29:20,680 Let's see. You guys have accounted for the crew. Nobody gets close to the 454 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,520 Coopers except Fritz doing taping. 455 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:24,700 Well, and Arnold, but he didn't say anything. 456 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,020 Arnold? Which one was Arnold? 457 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,920 Oh, you remember the guy that comes out with a pancake makeup during 458 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,920 commercials? Yeah. 459 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,959 Winked at you? 460 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,960 Ooh. 461 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,140 Well, you've missed something. I mean, it's there, but you can't see it. 462 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,480 Don Castro. 463 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,500 The announcer? 464 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,000 He's always there, but you never see him. Now, that's suspicious. 465 00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:49,320 Don Castro is 89 years old for crying out loud. I mean, the guy's been doing 466 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,640 game shows since the invention of radio. It's finally driven him mad. 467 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,300 Yes, Mr. Marlowe? Yep. 468 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,600 Oh, hey, guys, it's here. 469 00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:01,740 It's my dial -right, frost -free refrigerator, complete with ice maker. I 470 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:02,920 think it was coming for another 90 days. 471 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,400 You want us to install it? All the food's already inside. 472 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:06,740 No, we'll just eat it here. 473 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,120 We'll install it. 474 00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:20,250 Would you please not slam the door to the refrigerator, Rick? 475 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:26,810 These babies are tough, AJ. Made in the USA, last lifetime. Well, they do not 476 00:30:26,810 --> 00:30:30,930 need the Rick Simon brutality test. I had to replace the hinges twice on the 477 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:33,110 one. Why don't you just grab some ice cream while you're over there? 478 00:30:34,070 --> 00:30:35,070 All righty. 479 00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:37,570 What flavor would you like? What you got? 480 00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:42,490 Well, let's see. We've got pina colada. We've got chocolate chocolate chip. 481 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,510 Gee, something's spoiled. 482 00:30:45,790 --> 00:30:46,930 Already? Yeah. 483 00:30:49,870 --> 00:30:53,590 Smells like vinegar. It's a little salad dressing. It's coming from up here, 484 00:30:53,610 --> 00:30:55,790 though. Freeze your salad dressing. I do. 485 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:57,950 Oh, boy. That's it. 486 00:30:58,430 --> 00:30:59,430 Yeah. 487 00:31:00,590 --> 00:31:02,290 You know what else smells like vinegar? 488 00:31:03,390 --> 00:31:04,390 Placidic acid. 489 00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:05,570 Like in a bomb. 490 00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:09,530 A bomb and a pizza. Will you give me a break? Just put that down. 491 00:31:09,850 --> 00:31:13,130 Gently. Bring that over here and put it down. Yeah, right over here. 492 00:31:19,699 --> 00:31:20,980 Gently. Gently. 493 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,080 Putting the pizza down. 494 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:29,000 Gently. Your side first. Check it for wires. Okay. 495 00:31:55,159 --> 00:31:56,159 Easy now. 496 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,360 Oh. 497 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,360 It's a pizza with everything. 498 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,440 One minute left on the timer. 499 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:07,240 I've seen one of these before. 500 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,099 You have? 501 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,100 Oh, yeah. 502 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,620 All we have to do is disconnect the red wire from the outlet without touching 503 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:13,980 the end shield. That's not a red wire. 504 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:15,980 That's a red pepper. Red wire's over here. 505 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,420 One pizza to go. 506 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,680 I'll get the door. 507 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:28,340 Look, please. 508 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:46,900 I can't believe it. 509 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,220 If this had gone off inside, you'd all be dead. 510 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:53,100 Who'd want to kill you over a television show? 511 00:32:53,530 --> 00:32:55,070 Somebody with the money to hire a specialist. 512 00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:57,370 I mean, the lab boys say this was a job done by professionals. 513 00:32:57,990 --> 00:32:59,370 Nothing left behind for us to ID? 514 00:32:59,630 --> 00:33:03,450 Well, we traced the refrigerator back to family forecast, but anybody on the 515 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:04,450 staff could have taken it. 516 00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:05,490 This is horrible. 517 00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:10,030 I got you guys into this to try to save a few reputations, but it's too late for 518 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,030 that. 519 00:33:11,110 --> 00:33:14,350 Well, I could shut the show down, bring everybody in for questioning, but people 520 00:33:14,350 --> 00:33:16,530 don't usually crack when you ask them about attempted murder. 521 00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:20,330 Well, that's about all we've got left now that we can't do this thing from the 522 00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:22,030 inside. We can't? 523 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,520 No, ma 'am, we cannot. 524 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,320 We're not taking any chances with your safety. 525 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:30,200 If we quit now, they'll get away with it and we'll never find out how they 526 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,720 cheated. I say we go back. 527 00:33:33,060 --> 00:33:36,900 Mom, they found pepperoni 200 feet from ground zero. 528 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:41,040 Pete was just a detonator. I mean, if it had set off the hams. Oh, wow. 529 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:47,940 Well, the safest place for me this afternoon is on a stage in front of a 530 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:49,280 audience on a TV show. 531 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:55,820 All right. 532 00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:59,840 But if we let you do it, you have to move into a hotel until the game. 533 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,120 I will. 534 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:02,920 I can assign Nixon to keep you company. 535 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,500 Nixon? 536 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,360 Can't you find me someone who knows how to play cards? 537 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:32,090 Come on, Rick. 538 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:35,090 Just a few more hours before the taping. 539 00:34:35,590 --> 00:34:38,590 If I do this much longer, you're going to have to call somebody and peel me off 540 00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:39,509 the ceiling. 541 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:42,070 Isn't this what they did to Frank Sinatra and the Manchurian candidate? 542 00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:43,570 Lawrence Harvey. 543 00:34:43,929 --> 00:34:45,730 Lawrence Harvey did this to Frank Sinatra? 544 00:34:45,949 --> 00:34:46,949 No, no, no. 545 00:34:47,010 --> 00:34:52,250 You know, after a while, you begin to see pictures within pictures within 546 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:55,550 pictures. It's the tube swallowing me up. 547 00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:57,490 I'm trapped behind the glass. 548 00:34:58,050 --> 00:34:59,880 Rick? Better call the paramedics. 549 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,540 Bunt. Oh, God, we've lost him. Rick. No, no, no, no. Bunt. 550 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,040 Wait a minute. Watch this. 551 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,920 I'll pick geography, Fritz. 552 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,160 All right, Cooper family. 553 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,740 See? Didn't you see that? 554 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,120 Wait a minute. Where's the other one? 555 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:48,620 Lisa's the third base coach. She's hanging out signs. 556 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,440 It's like telling a bat at a bunk. 557 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:54,540 See, the left hand on the hip means geography. 558 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:56,660 She can see behind the board from where she is. 559 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,000 I think the sun's behind history, Fritz. 560 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,460 Left hand to the hair, history. 561 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,500 Astronomy, Fritz. 562 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,840 Right hand to the belt is astronomy. There's a different sign for each 563 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,960 All out there for everybody to see? Right, but Bill, Darlene, and Grandma 564 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,260 the only ones who know what they're looking at. 565 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,460 Bunt. 566 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,580 Bunt, right? 567 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,640 Bunt. 568 00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:37,380 Lisa, I had to see you. I haven't been able to get you out of my mind all 569 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,360 Mr. Marlow, how did you... You can speak. 570 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,100 What? You have a voice. 571 00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,200 Why don't they ever let you use it on family forecast? 572 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:48,680 Mr. Marlowe, what do you want? 573 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,700 I want you, Lisa. 574 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,760 I'm in. 575 00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:59,540 I've been glancing at you. 576 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,860 Didn't you hear me asking Fritz about you? 577 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Well, no. 578 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,040 No, I didn't. 579 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,420 But I've been glancing at you, too. 580 00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:12,420 You have? 581 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,560 You're a very attractive man, Mr. Marlowe. A .J. 582 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:20,560 Oh, I hope you don't think I'm like this with all the contestants, A .J. 583 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,040 Just the men? 584 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,480 Would you like something to eat? 585 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,340 Oh, I don't want to trouble you. 586 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,540 Oh, it's no trouble at all. With a Chadwick Deluxe microwave oven. 587 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:41,220 With preset timer, rotisserie pad, and digital. 588 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,560 Breathe out. 589 00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:45,660 Oh, thank you. 590 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:49,780 Well, how about some music? Right behind you is a Densley compact display. 591 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,020 Dolby noise reduction and laser scan. 592 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,680 Two cocks with studio monitors with high -performance woofers. 593 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,140 All on a handy movable console. 594 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:06,980 Oh, gee, I don't think so. I mean, after all, it's, you know, it's getting kind 595 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:07,618 of late. 596 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:11,300 Well, why don't I submit you something more comfortable while you make us some 597 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:12,300 daiquiri? 598 00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:18,110 It's so easy to do in my trellis cordless blender with nine control 599 00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:22,070 including puree and mulch. 600 00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:27,370 It's really been very nice seeing you again, Lisa. 601 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:32,990 But... But you haven't seen anything yet. 602 00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:37,950 Oh. 603 00:38:57,549 --> 00:38:59,770 Well, that's great. Before the explosion, they were suspicious. 604 00:39:00,110 --> 00:39:03,590 Now, they know for sure. What sure? They have no way to tie this to this bomb. 605 00:39:03,830 --> 00:39:05,630 If they did, the police would already be here. 606 00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:09,510 Look, I don't care how you do it, but those two detectives are not going to 607 00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:10,509 that game today. 608 00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:12,090 I don't want them even near the studio. 609 00:39:12,610 --> 00:39:13,610 Okay. 610 00:39:21,950 --> 00:39:22,950 All right. 611 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,030 So much for the heat. 612 00:39:24,470 --> 00:39:25,470 It's going to be a breeze. 613 00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:51,460 Five minutes. 614 00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:56,300 Has anybody seen the Marlow family today? They're not here in ten minutes. 615 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:59,220 start from scratch with a new family, Bart. I've never done that before. 616 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,280 All units move in. All units move in. 617 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,080 It's going to be close. 618 00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:37,660 Hit it. 619 00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:41,260 Like 620 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:52,780 I 621 00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:56,720 said, we've never done this before. And I told you to find it at a fair. No. 622 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,240 We're here. We made it. 623 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,460 Breathe. Yeah. Yeah. 624 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:03,960 Ready? Yeah. 625 00:41:04,859 --> 00:41:08,680 We're just going to be replaying the lightning round. Uh -huh. And then we're 626 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,700 going to edit it with what we shot yesterday. 627 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,460 Uh -huh. Now, whoever wins that will go on to play the next show, which we will 628 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:19,500 be taping immediately after. Uh -huh. Is that clear? No. No! 629 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:22,060 Hey. 630 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,259 They're here. 631 00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:24,260 They're detectives. 632 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,500 I don't believe it. 633 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,660 What do you want me to do, like cancel the show? 634 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,500 No. The best thing to do is play it through. Just get rid of them. 635 00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:34,630 Tell the Coopers to put him away in a hurry. No jokes, no mistakes. I'll take 636 00:41:34,630 --> 00:41:35,509 care of him. 637 00:41:35,510 --> 00:41:37,910 And starting next week, we start looking for a new host, too. 638 00:41:47,010 --> 00:41:49,110 I've been trying to reach you all morning. Why didn't you answer your 639 00:41:49,390 --> 00:41:52,170 Oh, I'm supposed to be at your beck and call, Ron. 640 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:55,110 I sit home and wait while you spend the holidays with your wife and kids. Lisa, 641 00:41:55,110 --> 00:41:59,090 please. I can't handle it today. We've got... Real problems. Rick and A .J. 642 00:41:59,090 --> 00:42:01,930 Marlowe are private detectives. Their real names are Simon. 643 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,390 What? 644 00:42:03,610 --> 00:42:07,390 They're what? They're working for Markham. There's no reason to panic. 645 00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:08,390 can't prove anything. 646 00:42:08,590 --> 00:42:10,630 If we can just get through the day, it'll be okay. 647 00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:12,330 Now, don't waste any time. 648 00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:15,250 As soon as you see the board, give the Coopers the signals. I want to get 649 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:16,310 through this as soon as possible. 650 00:42:19,810 --> 00:42:21,270 I didn't give you today's question. 651 00:42:21,510 --> 00:42:22,249 Uh -huh. 652 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,770 You changed them without telling him? 653 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,400 Well, sure, there's a backup set of questions. I can get them from the 654 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,060 guard. Redding's behind them? Yeah, him and Lisa. He who? Well, sure. 655 00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:32,420 Well, just about. 656 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,700 And if we're right, we're going to prove it alive and in color. 657 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:40,040 All right, then. Our score is tied. 658 00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:43,840 The Coopers and the Marlows have each won a round. 659 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:48,560 so the winner must be decided by a lightning round. Our defending champions 660 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,620 to make the first forecast. 661 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,640 Bill, please remember, only ten seconds per answer. Go. 662 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:56,980 Geography. I'll take geography, Fritz. 663 00:42:57,580 --> 00:43:03,100 Geography. What is the southernmost state in the United States? 664 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:09,080 What? What is the southernmost state in the United States? 665 00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:13,470 Uh... Well, it sure isn't Bataan or Corregidor. 666 00:43:14,090 --> 00:43:15,690 Florida. Florida. 667 00:43:15,990 --> 00:43:18,030 I'm sorry, Marie. That's not right. 668 00:43:18,810 --> 00:43:20,430 Marlowe's. Do you know the answer? 669 00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:24,270 Oh, every surfer knows it's Hawaii, Fritz. Absolutely correct. Lisa. 670 00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:34,790 Next category. 671 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,190 History. History. 672 00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:44,070 History. Who is the only... United States president ever to be married in 673 00:43:44,070 --> 00:43:46,650 White House? These aren't the right questions. 674 00:43:47,230 --> 00:43:50,910 Grover Cleveland, wasn't it? Yes, that's right. 675 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:10,770 I'm sorry, Darlene. It's not your turn. 676 00:44:11,290 --> 00:44:12,290 Marlowe's astronomy. 677 00:44:12,470 --> 00:44:13,590 Now, hold on here. 678 00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:16,650 What the hell's going on, Fred? Yeah, what the hell's going on around here, 679 00:44:16,650 --> 00:44:17,830 Fred? You shut the cap off! 680 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,700 I wanted to be alone with you since the first time I saw you. 681 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:00,740 All right. 682 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,180 Cut. We're cut here. We've got to try this over again. 683 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:04,700 Set dressing. 684 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,880 Cut. 685 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,200 Well, 686 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,560 I got the official word this morning. Raleigh, North Carolina made it 687 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,980 Family forecast is canceled. 688 00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:19,200 Sorry. Does that mean you're out of work? Uh -uh. It means I'm weighing my 689 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,940 offers. It's a little different from last time. I hope so. 690 00:45:22,410 --> 00:45:24,110 You're the one who brought the house down on these guys. 691 00:45:24,770 --> 00:45:26,510 With a little help from my friends. 692 00:45:26,730 --> 00:45:29,990 But from now on, it is onward and definitely upward. 693 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:35,450 I have to choose between doing another game show, it's called Beat the Sailor, 694 00:45:35,470 --> 00:45:41,790 or hosting an afternoon talk show full of friends. I think that's a good 695 00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:45,190 Yeah, but first a little night on the town, huh? And gentlemen, have I got a 696 00:45:45,190 --> 00:45:47,390 number. Cecilia, come on! 697 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,720 Andy, tell Fritz here what he's won. 698 00:45:54,100 --> 00:46:00,200 A free night on the town with your very own private investigators watching your 699 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,460 every move.