1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:04,600 Thank you. 2 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,560 chance going back to the States like this? I got tired of sitting on the 3 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,360 watching a bunch of morons mismanaging my business up here, and I'm not going 4 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,380 back till everything runs as smooth as I left it. 5 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,320 Well, well, well, what a nice time of day for a party. 6 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:12,500 That guy with the camera up there, find out who he is and get his... 7 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,399 Hold your horses. 8 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,920 I say tree frog. 9 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:56,180 Tree frog. 10 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:31,190 Pop in another roll. 11 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:32,750 Where are we going next, Dad? 12 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:34,810 I'm going to get a picture of Dad and Mom first. 13 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,490 Dad looks so handsome today. 14 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,960 Rick, at times like this, do you ever sort of float up about a thousand feet 15 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,600 above your head, just check out your own life, make sure you're still over land? 16 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,840 Mind, I'm trying to concentrate here. Well, that's what I'm talking about. 17 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:26,280 If you were really concentrating, you would know that we could lose our 18 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,280 over this. 19 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,740 This is breaking and entering. 20 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:31,340 And entering. 21 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:34,620 Here. 22 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,700 What are you doing? 23 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,620 Video games are a little large to stick in a bad pocket. 24 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:02,080 So I thought we could steal the alarm. 25 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,960 It'll be worth at least five grand. 26 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:09,120 Or five years, whichever comes first. It's a burglary ring. No, no, this is a 27 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:14,600 test. Had it been an actual burglary... Why 28 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:21,400 did I let you 29 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,400 talk me into this? 30 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:27,540 Because deep down inside, you know that this is a good idea. I do? Yes, you do. 31 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:31,260 A better place in Liberty World demonstrates the quality that this 32 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:32,059 founded on. 33 00:05:32,060 --> 00:05:33,080 Individual enterprise. 34 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,260 Going that extra mile to get the job done. 35 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:37,900 Securamax has been after this account for months. 36 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:40,060 This is our chance to ace him out. 37 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:09,270 a film give me the film hey here look i admit i i was just trying to you know 38 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:14,830 get some pictures to venusia so what's the problem you want me to stay away 39 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:19,890 her i'll stay away from her stay away from her okay 40 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:45,810 Uh, Johnson. 41 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:46,890 Johnson. 42 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,950 Okay. You can pick these up tomorrow, Mr. Johnson. 43 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,330 Thank you. 44 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:56,690 Here we go. 45 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,030 Where did you get this stuff? 46 00:07:19,070 --> 00:07:23,610 Where else? Your new video world. Two minutes, 13 seconds to neutralize the 47 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,030 alarm system, disconnect the locks, ingress, and egress. 48 00:07:26,290 --> 00:07:27,770 That doesn't even open till tomorrow. 49 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:30,130 You robbed me? 50 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:34,610 Yeah. But only to prove what we've been saying all along. That when it comes to 51 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:38,050 security for a wonderful place like Liberty World, there is no substitute 52 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:41,190 full service seat of the pants, no nonsense operation like Simon and Simon. 53 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:43,210 He robs me. 54 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:44,390 Then he tells me. 55 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:45,670 No, we... 56 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:51,060 Blocked everything again after we left, and we made sure that nothing was 57 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:52,060 damaged. Wrong. 58 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,660 The overrated reputation of Securamax's high -tech, razzle -dazzle security 59 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:57,820 system's been damaged. 60 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,820 I mean, when you get right down to it, in the never -ending war against theft, 61 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:05,800 vandalism, and pilferage, what really counts is people. Right, Mr. Paxton? 62 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,640 Does he always take this attack? Because with me, he's not doing too good. 63 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:16,100 Uh, excuse me, are you the security person? We were robbed. Somebody stole 64 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:19,820 camera. I'm sorry to hear that, but this is not... Maybe we can help. I'm Rick 65 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:22,000 Simons, my brother A .J. We're security consultants. 66 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:26,440 Did anybody see who did it? Well, whoever it was, they also took our whole 67 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,080 of discount tickets for the ride. 68 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,159 Well, that wasn't very nice. 69 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:38,039 Here you are, folks, on the house. Thank you. Well, you know, it's never too 70 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,380 late to help nice people. Maybe we can still catch this rotten crook. 71 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:44,680 Uh, well, we could try. 72 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:49,100 Now, you just put yourself in our hands. Uh, people helping people, that's what 73 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,820 it's all about. You folks from out of town, are you? 74 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:54,980 This is great. There's more here than we started with. 75 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,220 Oh, uh, where are you folks from? 76 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,319 Uh, Illinois. 77 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,180 Deadly. I'm, uh, Bob Johnson. 78 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:04,340 This is my wife, Mary, Trish, and Willie. 79 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,940 We're one of America's Christian families. 80 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,160 Because of my essay. 81 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:10,990 I'm not sure I follow you here. 82 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:15,170 Well, Liberty World sponsored a contest for the opening week. All the kids in 83 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:19,610 Trish's grade wrote essays about their families, and the best one from each 84 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:22,450 state was chosen for the prize. We're very proud of Trish. 85 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:26,670 You know, you're always sure that your children are special. It's just nice to 86 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:27,910 know that some people agree. 87 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,770 I'm sure she must be quite a writer. 88 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:32,710 Oh, well, Trish is very shy. 89 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:36,970 And her essay is really the first time that she found a way to say how she 90 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:37,970 feels. 91 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,420 I guess that's one of the reasons we're so proud of her. 92 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:44,640 Well, why don't you show us where this robbery happened? We can't have one of 93 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,800 America's 50 families getting ripped off and take it lying down, McDonnelly. 94 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:48,820 Probably not. 95 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:09,940 that it was the only roll of film he had on and the camera was empty. 96 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:15,000 Somehow he must have switched films with these yokels. 97 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,520 All right. 98 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,240 Start there with this family. 99 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:25,660 And if these people give you any trouble, you get them trouble. 100 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,690 There is such a thing as overselling it, you know, Rick. 101 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:43,450 A nice family like that on vacation from Oshkosh? 102 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:45,090 Dudley. Whatever. 103 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:49,650 What's more important, a $38 camera or knowing somebody cares about you and 104 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:50,650 family? 105 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:56,590 We showed the Johnsons that this city's got a heart. As I recall, your last 106 00:10:56,590 --> 00:11:02,710 words to them were, look on us as the official goodwill ambassadors of San 107 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:03,710 Diego. 108 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:09,700 Okay, so I was using them, but if I could have helped them, I would have. 109 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:15,140 Besides, we are representatives of San Diego. We live here, we work here, watch 110 00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,140 the ballgames here. 111 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,520 Wait and see. Those people are going to remember us the rest of their lives. 112 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,220 Probably hear from them Christmas time. 113 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,020 Would you believe sooner than that? 114 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,600 Hi. 115 00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:32,420 I'm sorry to bother you at home like this, but we came back from dinner and 116 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:33,960 found our hotel room broken into. 117 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,100 Oh, no. Come on in. Come on in. 118 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:40,860 It was horrible. The whole room was ransacked. I just couldn't stay there. 119 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,860 Why, you guys had quite a day. 120 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,360 It's been the most exciting vacation we've ever had. 121 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,760 Well, there could be a connection between the two incidents today, or it 122 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,760 just be bad luck. 123 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:58,300 You guys break any mirrors on your way out here? 124 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,260 We could have flown. Maybe we should have. I don't know. It's just that 125 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:07,730 Trish winning the contest, Liberty World, it seemed like a chance to be a 126 00:12:07,730 --> 00:12:08,730 family again. 127 00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:11,130 Lately, all I have time for is work and sleep. 128 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:14,450 You're sure you haven't seen any suspicious -looking characters hanging 129 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:15,690 No, not really. 130 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,450 Well, this is terrible. 131 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:19,950 Maybe somebody's after us. 132 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:21,930 Oh, what am I saying? 133 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:26,010 Why would anybody want to terrorize a family like us? 134 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:29,710 Maybe we should just go home. 135 00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:32,810 Hey. 136 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,500 Look, if it would make you feel better, we would be happy to tag along tomorrow. 137 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,880 Just keep an eye on you. And after all we've heard about Southern Californians. 138 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,100 Well, we've bothered these good people long enough. 139 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,880 Come on, kids, let's hit the sack. 140 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,460 We'll see you two in the morning. 141 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,440 We're going to sleep in the prairie sooner. 142 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,360 That's what we call our campers. 143 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:01,680 Yes, there's some sort of state Republican convention or something, and 144 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,460 hotels are jam -packed, but we'll be fine. 145 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:09,630 Well, I... It's silly. I mean, I've got all this room. 146 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:13,770 Oh, no, we couldn't do that. It would be an imposition, really. 147 00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:16,730 Well, you know, I don't want to force you. 148 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,230 Okay, we'll stay. 149 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:25,030 I am a great cook, and the kids can do their chores and your chores, and 150 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:27,630 Bob is great at fixing things. 151 00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:31,590 Listen, you're going to help us, and we're going to help you, too. 152 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,140 I made you some hot chocolate. 153 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,400 Oh. 154 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,120 Thank you. 155 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:12,380 Well, good night. 156 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,100 Yeah, sleep tight. 157 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,200 This is neat. You live here? 158 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:43,740 Yeah. 159 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,000 Well, don't sneak up on me like that again, all right? 160 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,960 My sister made some hot cocoa. 161 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,400 Thanks. 162 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:57,120 Can I sleep here? 163 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,160 Well, there's not a lot of room, Willie. 164 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,880 I don't need much. 165 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:38,150 11 .45, the World War I ride. Feel the actual sensations of real trench 166 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:39,450 Boring, what else? 167 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,030 Mom, he keeps saying everything is boring. 168 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:46,750 Now don't worry, honey, he's just at an awkward age. For the eighth year in a 169 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,330 row. The world of the future in bumper boat rides. 170 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:50,569 That's the one! 171 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:51,570 All right, let's go! 172 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,830 Over here. 173 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:12,750 No, sir, Mr. Paxton, but we're working on it. Yes, sir, we're still on the job. 174 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:16,250 And the Johnsons sure do appreciate the personal attention they're getting here 175 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,250 at Liberty World. 176 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,450 Your head's on crooked. 177 00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:20,470 Straighten his head. 178 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:21,490 Yes, sir. 179 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,510 Wait a minute, let me get a picture of you. 180 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,240 You know, I'm not sure that going back is going to solve your problem. 181 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:29,420 If this trouble followed you all the way from Illinois, it's just going to 182 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:30,460 follow you right back again. 183 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,540 Can either of you think of anything at home that might have caused this? 184 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:58,030 Well, there are a couple of guys protecting them. Cops, PIs, I don't 185 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,070 I don't care. Get me that show. 186 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,490 And if you have it, get them. 187 00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:10,630 All right, you bums on your feet. The lieutenant wants to talk to you. All 188 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:11,630 right, quiet, everybody. 189 00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:12,830 You heard him. Quiet down. 190 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:19,330 This meeting of the San Diego Order of Low Life, Pickpockets, and Thieves is 191 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,330 in session. 192 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,610 Now, this is the situation. 193 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:29,690 We have a stolen camera bag, a purse snatching, a hotel room break -in, and a 194 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,830 stolen camper, all looking like part of the same operation. 195 00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:35,550 Anybody here know anything about that? 196 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:40,790 Not, uh... Wee Wally, what do you know? 197 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:43,770 I mean, there's not a stolen car in this town that you don't know about. 198 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:46,510 I'm sorry, Lieutenant, no campers I know of. 199 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:51,790 Maxie, Roy, what's been cooking in the breaking and entering community? 200 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,289 Nothing, Lieutenant. 201 00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:54,430 The picket's been pretty slim. 202 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:55,690 Real thin. 203 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:57,810 Good. 204 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,970 Okay. Purse snatchers. 205 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,850 Anybody got a brand new camera bag? 206 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,050 Heard about a friend with one? 207 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:11,830 Fine. 208 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,670 You've been very helpful. 209 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,430 Thank you, Lieutenant. 210 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:19,690 But if I hear that any of you have been holding out on me... 211 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:25,170 Well, it would be better for that person, he or she, to make arrangements 212 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,170 leave this planet. 213 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:32,830 Now, you hear anything, as in anything, call me. 214 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,610 Let him go, Nixon. 215 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:41,770 Have a nice day. 216 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:48,770 Fair. You've just seen the worst this fair city has to offer. 217 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,560 And you've caused this department to waste 20 or 30 man hours. Happy? 218 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,580 Well, it's sold in a good cause town. It's a very nice family we're talking 219 00:20:56,580 --> 00:21:00,180 about. And you have to look at yourself as a sort of... Yeah, I know, a goodwill 220 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,860 ambassador for the city of San Diego. 221 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,060 Yeah. Yeah. 222 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,410 AJ mentioned you dropped by occasionally. 223 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:32,030 If you two were planning a quiet dinner together, I can... Mom, what do we eat? 224 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,850 As soon as Rick and AJ get back. This is their mom. 225 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:37,710 Hello. Won't you join us, Cecilia? There's plenty to go around. 226 00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:39,730 Well, this is all so unexpected. 227 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,310 Oh, you must be Cecilia. Hi, I'm Bob. 228 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:45,910 We're living with Rick and AJ while we're here. It's a long story. 229 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,130 Oh, hi, Mom. 230 00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:48,830 Hi, Mom. Oh, wow. 231 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:50,830 More food? 232 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:51,970 Chicken. It's almost ready. 233 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:53,690 Won't you join us for dinner? 234 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:56,350 Well, only if I can help. It's all done. 235 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,990 Boy, I didn't think after the hotcakes this morning I'd eat again for a week. 236 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:04,270 Oh, everybody loves my chicken and won a gold medal at the county fair. Oh, boy, 237 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:06,970 and potato salad, too. Isn't that nice? 238 00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:09,310 Might as good as your chicken, Mom. 239 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:19,150 Bob, I hate to tell you this, but I'm afraid the odds of the police being able 240 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,530 to recover your camper... I know. 241 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:22,430 0 .133. 242 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:24,550 Slightly less for recreational vehicles. 243 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:29,930 You know, I've spent my entire career selling insurance for one company. 244 00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:33,970 When I told my boss I'd probably have to file a claim, he said he'd probably 245 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,050 have to cancel my pilot. 246 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,710 Uh, Trish? 247 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,750 Trish, you don't have to do that right now. 248 00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:42,070 No, let her go, A .J. 249 00:22:42,290 --> 00:22:44,950 Willie said he was going to clean up the power wagon for me, too. We're not 250 00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:46,910 going to get service like this again until we get married. 251 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,520 Well, the pies are in the oven, and the cookies are on the counter, and the 252 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:54,380 potato salad's all made, and the clothes are drying in the bathroom. Sorry, A 253 00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:57,380 .J. It's quite all right. You hold a perfect house guest. 254 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,980 It's an art that some people never master. 255 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,980 Dinner! Come on, kids, let's go. Bring an extra chair. 256 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,380 Okay. 257 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,680 I can eat it right here. 258 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,720 Here, Willie, I'll take that. 259 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:16,340 I think there's enough. 260 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,220 That's what you do. 261 00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:19,260 There we go. 262 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,480 Thank you. 263 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,240 Help yourself. 264 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:27,920 Uh, can we have a family council here, everyone? 265 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:32,160 I've given it a lot of thought, and it's just not safe here. 266 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,160 I'm going to buy some plane tickets home. 267 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:39,320 Well, Bob, I can't say I blame you. I'd probably do the same thing if I were in 268 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,039 your place. 269 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,400 But we're not leaving until Trish has had her moment of glory. 270 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,500 You've worked far too hard for this, Princess. 271 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,280 Those hooligans are not going to scare off the Johnsons until we finish what we 272 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,280 came for. 273 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,060 Is that all right with you, Rick? 274 00:23:53,300 --> 00:24:00,240 A .J.? Well, I really think that the safest thing for you 275 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,860 to do would be to stay here in the house. 276 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:08,180 But if that's what you want, we'll be right there with you. 277 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,800 Potato salad? 278 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,520 I'll let Rick have some. 279 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,470 Yeah, well, we're an 18th century sort of guy. 280 00:25:14,810 --> 00:25:18,330 Oh, we want to get some good shots of Trish while she reads her essay. 281 00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:21,770 I'm number 21. They're doing it in the order the states were admitted to the 282 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,050 Union. South Carolina just better not leave until after I'm finished. 283 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:27,230 Let's go. 284 00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:29,690 Johnson, can I see you a second? 285 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:31,730 We have a slight problem. 286 00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:34,410 Uh, I'll meet you. 287 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,730 Well, it seems a little girl from Idaho just wants to meet you. 288 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:40,990 We'd like to work with you. 289 00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:52,440 Excuse me, Mr. Johnson. 290 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:57,000 Yesterday when we bumped into each other, I think you accidentally got my 291 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,699 of film. 292 00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:01,840 Hey, are you the guy responsible for all this? Look, I'll give you 50 bucks for 293 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,720 it. No, I don't have it anymore. I left it at a film booth. But I want to know 294 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,240 what's going on here. Look, I can explain everything. 295 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,660 I was shooting pictures of those cocktails. 296 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,679 Daddy, go. 297 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,140 Oh, it won't be long now, honey. 298 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,620 All right, ladies, wait right here. 299 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,780 The cook and sergeant will be right with you. 300 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:58,360 What did you do? Forget to pay a parking ticket. 301 00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:02,560 Oh, we're waiting for my husband. He was arrested for murder. 302 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:04,420 Hey! 303 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,360 Oh, he didn't do it. 304 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,060 Oh, sure, honey. 305 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:09,670 Neither did I. 306 00:27:12,890 --> 00:27:16,170 As I said, the dead man's name was Harrison. He was a freelance 307 00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:17,450 specialized in celebrities. 308 00:27:20,690 --> 00:27:22,590 Dad! What's he been working on lately? 309 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:27,110 I don't know. He was sort of a loner. He played his own hunches. What about the 310 00:27:27,110 --> 00:27:29,150 film? Can't get a warrant till tomorrow. 311 00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:30,950 Bronco. 312 00:27:32,790 --> 00:27:36,330 Excuse us, kids. 313 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:43,510 Somebody. If he wants to meet your dad, it's... We'll wait right here. 314 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,370 His name is Bronco. 315 00:27:49,090 --> 00:27:53,310 Now, there are a couple of things that we ought to say about Bronco. He wasn't 316 00:27:53,310 --> 00:27:54,310 our first choice. 317 00:27:54,330 --> 00:27:57,910 Yeah, he wasn't even our second choice. 318 00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:01,710 Out -of -state residence, murder one, murder two. 319 00:28:06,730 --> 00:28:11,070 This is Bronco, and we've already told him that you've never been bailed out 320 00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:14,450 before, so he kind of wanted to explain the procedure to you. Well, the 321 00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:17,670 policeman already did that. He said that if I left town or didn't show up in 322 00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:19,450 court, I'd go back to jail. 323 00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:04,620 them to see if we can find a clue as to who killed him. 324 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,300 Oh, there's a great picture of a two -headed man. 325 00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:09,180 Maybe they did it. Willie. 326 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:10,580 Willie. 327 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,040 Now, don't disturb Rick and A .J. 328 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,180 Okay, I was just trying to help. 329 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:17,640 Coco, Rick? No more Coco. 330 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,180 Uh, thank you. 331 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,660 I just had enough for now. 332 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,040 Okay. 333 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,920 Forever. 334 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,840 Don't get me wrong, A .J., these nice people. 335 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:32,470 Good people. 336 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:35,510 I just can't take them anymore. We're going to have to get them out of here. 337 00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:38,730 Thank God I thought it was just me. 338 00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:40,370 Rick! AJ! 339 00:29:40,630 --> 00:29:41,630 Time for dessert! 340 00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:44,410 Let's leave, AJ. 341 00:29:45,170 --> 00:29:46,170 I live here. 342 00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:48,790 No, no. We'll go to the park. We'll go to the film booth and get the 343 00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:49,790 photographs, okay? 344 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:52,130 Are you going to tell them or am I going to tell them? 345 00:29:53,130 --> 00:29:55,170 I used to think I could protect my family. 346 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,810 A man's job is to keep his family safe. 347 00:30:00,010 --> 00:30:02,570 I don't know. It's like the world's trying to tell me, Bob Johnson, you're a 348 00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:05,210 failure and we're going to knock you down and you'll never know the reason 349 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:06,750 Pie? 350 00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:08,570 Oh, that looks good. 351 00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:09,970 Here you go. 352 00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:11,130 Good? 353 00:30:13,630 --> 00:30:15,070 It's your favorite. Thank you. 354 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:19,710 I came all the way out here. 355 00:30:20,730 --> 00:30:24,170 Dad got arrested, the prairie schooner got stolen, and I didn't even get a 356 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:25,250 chance to read my essay. 357 00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:28,410 Why, I'd love to hear it sometime, Trish. 358 00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:29,670 I'll go get it. 359 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:32,750 AJ and I'd love to hear it, too, but we just came in and said we've got to go 360 00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:33,569 pick that up. 361 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:38,310 So I don't suppose a few more minutes is going to make that much difference. 362 00:30:43,270 --> 00:30:46,850 What the word family means to me, by Trish Johnson. 363 00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:51,930 For as long as I can remember, I've been a part of an American family. 364 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:56,850 There's my dad, writing checks and cursing softly to himself. 365 00:30:57,890 --> 00:30:58,970 And there goes Mom. 366 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,500 Looking for my brother, Willie, so she can tell him to go to bed and we can all 367 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:03,860 listen to him complain about it. 368 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:08,880 And here am I, the one on the rug with three brand new pencils. 369 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,920 I asked my dad to help me on this essay, but he said he was too busy. 370 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,300 But last year, when I was scared because of a dog in Gower Street that used to 371 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:20,720 chase me on the way to school, my dad told me not to worry. 372 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:25,540 And he drove me in the car every morning until the year was over so that big dog 373 00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,920 in Gower Street couldn't get me. 374 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,800 Families are people who care about each other. 375 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,520 My mom says all the people in the world must be like one big family. 376 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,640 And I like that. 377 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,320 Because I think God must be like my father. 378 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,420 And he doesn't mind taking us in the car every morning if he has to. 379 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,500 So that big dog in Gower Street can never catch us. 380 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:49,780 Very nice. 381 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,500 Our convenient tunnels to the parking lot are available at the north and south 382 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:16,720 gates. If you've left a pet in our kennel service, please make sure he 383 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,679 way home. 384 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,800 We'll be open tomorrow at 8 a .m. sharp. 385 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,780 Libertyland hopes you've all had a wonderful day. 386 00:33:10,169 --> 00:33:11,390 Nothing. Nothing? No. 387 00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:13,870 There's another booth in the parking lot. 388 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,210 Same two guys were with the family. 389 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:53,510 Private detectives. 390 00:34:53,870 --> 00:34:55,650 At least it's not as bad as killing a cop. 391 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:01,510 Got it? 392 00:35:02,130 --> 00:35:03,270 I got the film. 393 00:35:52,010 --> 00:35:54,150 He doesn't like his picture being taken, but who is he? 394 00:35:54,410 --> 00:35:56,110 They certainly aren't our pictures. 395 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:00,190 Yeah, mostly they're of this woman. 396 00:36:03,910 --> 00:36:05,490 Venusia! Get serious. 397 00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:08,230 It is. Look. 398 00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:09,649 No, it's not. 399 00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:12,170 Trish, Willie, settle down. Tell us, what are you talking about? 400 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:16,650 That lady is Venusia. It sure looks like her. What is a Venusia? 401 00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:20,150 You have never heard of the queen of music videos? 402 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,630 Willie and Trish are right. 403 00:36:25,990 --> 00:36:28,290 Well, maybe she can tell us who the blurry guy is. 404 00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:31,670 Finuccia? Finuccia. 405 00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:36,230 All 406 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:49,830 right, 407 00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:51,030 good rehearsal. 408 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,250 Go get made up. 409 00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:59,790 Where's the lady? We're from National Celebrity. Here to do the interview. Who 410 00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:02,830 let these guys in here? No, no, no. Venutia's expecting us. We're very close 411 00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:03,830 personal friends. 412 00:37:04,530 --> 00:37:05,530 Lads. 413 00:37:06,410 --> 00:37:08,770 Hey. You want bad publicity? 414 00:37:09,150 --> 00:37:10,150 Huh? 415 00:37:12,010 --> 00:37:16,450 These guys say they're from National Celebrity. National Celebrity? You look 416 00:37:16,450 --> 00:37:18,430 more like Newsweek. Yeah, they're okay. 417 00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:23,270 Thanks. Big guy would have made a great chiropractor. 418 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:26,310 You don't mind if I get ready while we talk, do you? No, no, go ahead. 419 00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:29,870 Listen, what we're interested in is the story that goes along with these 420 00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:31,990 pictures, you know, kind of a day -in -the -life -off approach. 421 00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:33,990 Yeah, can you help me with the zipper, please? 422 00:37:34,930 --> 00:37:39,370 I didn't know anybody was taking pictures of me that day. You didn't? 423 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:44,130 No. Can you tell us something about the pictures here? Well, yeah, here I am 424 00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:48,470 shopping and lunch at Mojo's. Yeah. And this was at the beach. Oh, and more 425 00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:51,710 shopping. Oh, and this is that party on Manny Corbett's boat. 426 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:52,808 Who's that? 427 00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:56,690 Corbett. Yeah. Oh, he's this big gangster. Well, at least he says he is, 428 00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:58,070 know how some people like to brag. 429 00:37:58,550 --> 00:38:02,210 You seem very open about your friend's occupation. 430 00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:04,330 Oh, haven't you read my autobiography? 431 00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:05,530 Oh, of course. 432 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:09,810 I mean, my last boyfriend shot three people. That's right, yeah. We had to 433 00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:10,810 up, though. 434 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:11,970 He was extradited. 435 00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:15,390 Yeah, that's a shame. I'm sorry to hear that. I got lots of sympathy letters 436 00:38:15,390 --> 00:38:17,350 from my fans. Oh, good, good. 437 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:22,650 This fellow here, is he a friend of this Corbett's? 438 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,720 No, he came late and busted up the party. 439 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,860 Look, what we want is to have this gentleman sign a release so that we can 440 00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:33,340 the picture. So do you think you could tell us where we could find the boat? 441 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,339 Oh, sure. 442 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:35,560 It's at Liberty World Marina. 443 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,400 Thank you. 444 00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:42,100 Could I get an autograph? 445 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,100 Would you leave the lady alone and get out? 446 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,460 who the excited guy is. 447 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,140 Well, next print should give us the space. 448 00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:35,940 You've been using this stuff? I thought I had a lot more sheets than that. 449 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,980 Oh, well, Carlos needed a photo record for his insurance agent. 450 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,520 75 sheets worth? 451 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:43,740 She was a little hard to get in focus. 452 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000 She? 453 00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:48,020 His insurance agent. Never mind, I shouldn't have asked. 454 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,100 I thought he was in Panama. 455 00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:12,780 Well, he runs his onshore operations there. 456 00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:16,560 But if the feds find him here, we're talking 20 years. 457 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:19,180 I guess this business needed a personal touch. 458 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:08,600 Trish, honey, now don't worry. As soon as we get the prairie schooner in ship 459 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,480 shape, everything will just be fine. 460 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,460 Now, come on. Come on, let's go. 461 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:47,260 You're holding something I want. 462 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,340 I'm holding your friends. 463 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,360 Trade. Where and when? 464 00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:17,180 Unless we see the Johnsons out here, we're going to leave. 465 00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:45,490 Thank you, gentlemen. 466 00:44:55,470 --> 00:44:57,590 some of those neat magazines you have on your boat. 467 00:44:58,030 --> 00:44:59,830 Magazines? Yeah, I had some sailing stuff. 468 00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:01,970 Didn't anybody ever teach you not to snoop? 469 00:45:02,350 --> 00:45:04,130 The best part of all was meeting you. 470 00:45:04,890 --> 00:45:06,090 And Rick, and your mom. 471 00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:08,830 Keep writing, Trish. You've got real talent. 472 00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:13,370 Bye. Drive carefully. 473 00:45:13,590 --> 00:45:14,590 Bye. 474 00:45:20,990 --> 00:45:21,990 Nice people. 475 00:45:22,290 --> 00:45:24,230 Nice to see them go. Oh, yeah. 476 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,760 My photo booth's a total wreck. 477 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,000 I just got 27 miles of bad publicity. 478 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,380 And it cost me money to have bullet holes taken out of my water slide. 479 00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:45,440 I need a security company, all right. 480 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,880 To keep guys like you out. 481 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,600 It's happening.