1 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:38,930 The winner, and still champagne at 32 fluid ounces, lean and mean and empty, 2 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:40,150 Don Diablo. 3 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,520 To what we hope will become a time -honored tradition here in this 4 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:51,860 The Simon and Simon getting to know you encounter. 5 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,260 Only sorry that my brother A .J. can't be here. 6 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,560 A .J.'s not coming? 7 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,760 Sorry. 8 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,020 Goodbye. 9 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:02,860 So much for the short hitters. 10 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:07,140 Well, let me officially declare this. Thank God it's Friday. 11 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:08,940 It's Thursday. Not in Bombay. 12 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:25,700 I should have known better than to borrow Rick Simon's ripstop, mildew 13 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:32,440 -resistant, waterproof, Civil War relic, good -for -nothing... 14 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,680 Hey, 15 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:35,980 Jake! Sheila? 16 00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:38,360 Hold on! 17 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,160 Want another one? 18 00:01:50,350 --> 00:01:51,350 At least not whatnot. 19 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:53,870 Cheers. 20 00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:56,870 Is this yours? 21 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:59,930 Oh, I see you got one of our decorative hand -painted pliers. 22 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:03,170 Well, next time use the mail, not my windshield. 23 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,410 I'm sorry about that, but don't worry. We're covered. 24 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:10,610 You know, you can't drive home in this rain with your windshield wiper missing 25 00:02:10,610 --> 00:02:12,930 like that, so why don't you stick around? Have a boomba. 26 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:15,990 Later on, we can play Keno. 27 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:20,370 Excuse me. 28 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:24,430 Simon and Simon Investigations. 29 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:29,510 Yeah, I'd like to speak to A .J. Simon, please. 30 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:30,990 Who's calling, please? 31 00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:36,430 My name is Jerry Marsh, M -A -R -S -H, and I'm just in from Monterey. 32 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:40,570 I was referred to A .J. Simon by Mr. 33 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:45,450 Samworth, and I'd like to discuss an assignment that could be worth a lot of 34 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:46,450 money to him. 35 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,160 But I have to deal exclusively with A .J. Simon. 36 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,540 Uh -huh. 37 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,600 You see, Sam really likes his style. 38 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,480 So is he in? 39 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,960 Is there a number where he can reach you? 40 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,200 A number? 41 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,580 No, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to be all over town this afternoon. 42 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,760 Well, you see, the problem is Mr. 43 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:08,440 Simon's in conference right now. 44 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:12,760 Listen, it's very important to know if he's available to take this on right 45 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,860 away. I'm willing to pay $10 ,000 for two days of his services. 46 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,160 48 hours. 47 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,140 Can you hang on just a second? 48 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:24,120 Would you dial that number for me on the other line, please? Thank you. 49 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:26,060 Yeah, he's available. 50 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,340 He is? Oh, that's good. That's great. That's really fine. 51 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:32,180 We have to meet with him tonight. 52 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Tonight? 53 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,960 Got it. 54 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,160 Let me check on that. 55 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,880 Sure. Hello, Anza, Borrego State Park. 56 00:03:43,370 --> 00:03:46,370 I need to reach A .J. Simon. F -I -M -O -N. 57 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,750 He's camping there. It's an emergency. 58 00:03:53,110 --> 00:03:56,830 Well, couldn't you have one of your rangers, you know, page him or 59 00:03:57,810 --> 00:03:59,270 Is that a hundred bucks in it for you? 60 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:05,230 Five hundred thousand acres. 61 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:09,070 Don't you have a sound truck or anything? 62 00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:11,590 Hello? 63 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:16,919 Tonight will be good. 64 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,019 Did Sam give you the address? 65 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,300 An address? 66 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,740 No, Sam just dealt with A .J. over the phone. 67 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,240 Oh. 68 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:46,080 Will! Your face dropped. I'm obviously not the lady you're expecting. No, Mom, 69 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,580 was just going into a meeting, see, and... Well, don't worry, I won't scare 70 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,760 off. I want my casserole dish ready. Casserole. 71 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:57,160 Casserole food. Has A .J. called in? No. Well, it's time to go camping. It must 72 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:02,280 be freezing up there. Yeah, oh, is it? He and his new friend, no, must be stuck 73 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,239 in their tent. 74 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,240 Probably. 75 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:08,160 Well, I imagine they'll find some way to pass it by. Ah, is that it? Yeah. There 76 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,059 you go. 77 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,420 Okay, see you later, Mom. 78 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:15,700 That A .J.'s favorite blazer. Ah, yeah. Yeah, it is. I'm just wearing it for 79 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:18,920 this meeting tonight. You know, I got to put on a little show, you know, impress 80 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:19,920 the client. 81 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:25,420 Rick, did you know your eyes change color ever so slightly when you're about 82 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:26,440 do something stupid? 83 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:29,120 What are you up to? 84 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:31,220 Nothing. 85 00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:32,860 What makes you think I'm up to something? 86 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:36,920 A .J., A .J., A .J. 87 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,480 Thanks for seeing me. Quite all right, quite all right. Jerry Marsh. Nice to 88 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,580 meet you, Jerry. This is Claire Stafford. Claire, how do you do? This is 89 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:47,840 mother, Cecilia, who's just leaving. It's so nice meeting you. I heard such 90 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:51,200 wonderful things about your boy, A .J., here. I mean, you're his mother. What 91 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,440 would you say? Oh, yes. 92 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,560 A .J.'s a fine boy. 93 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,380 It's his brother, Rick, I'm worried about. 94 00:05:58,940 --> 00:05:59,940 Rick? 95 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:03,640 Troublemaker from the word go. Jerry, come on in, please. Claire, after you. 96 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,740 Mom, goodbye. 97 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:12,990 Sam says that you minored in what business administration? Ah, yes, yes. 98 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:16,170 you can imagine, I'm a little rusty in that area. Oh, it's just simple 99 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:17,570 investment tax credit stuff. 100 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:23,070 Background checks, verifications of forms 1066A through 1421B to J. 101 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:24,830 First year material. Right. 102 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:28,040 Well, here's the bottom line. You see, the investment syndicate that I 103 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:32,300 wants to buy Al Renfield's twin skyscrapers. And we want you to make 104 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,780 they're not about to fall down. 105 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,780 Or he's not about to fall down. 106 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:40,700 So basically then what we're talking about is a thorough background check of 107 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,520 seller, his assets, his reputation, his credit, the whole enchilada. 108 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:50,900 That's just an expression of mine. It means the total picture. Gotcha. 109 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,100 Well, escrow closes in two days and I have to... 110 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:58,110 You know, wrap up the entire deal by then or I lose everything. 111 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:02,950 Can you handle it, A .J.? Oh, I'm confident we can have satisfactory 112 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:06,290 48 hours, no problem. Oh, that's great. That is just fine. All right, well, I 113 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:10,530 have half your money here. Uh -huh. $5 ,000. Yes, well, that's nice. Now, if we 114 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:13,050 can just get your signature on this simple waiver form. 115 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:17,190 Ah, well, I'd like to eyeball this for just a little while, you know, before I 116 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:18,710 sign its standard procedure. 117 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,530 A .J.? Mm -hmm. 118 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:21,990 It's, uh... 119 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:25,970 Only four lines. It's very simple. Yes, I see that. It simply states that you'll 120 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:28,530 agree to maintain confidentiality on all information. 121 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:29,730 Yeah, yeah. 122 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:34,370 And I really can't give you this check until you sign. 123 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:41,270 Yeah, well, I don't suppose he would mind. 124 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:47,070 Who? Oh, my attorney. He doesn't like for me to... 125 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:53,820 Fine things, unless he's had a chance. But under the circumstance that I don't 126 00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:57,500 suppose he would object too strenuously. That's good. 127 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:05,340 Oh, yeah, this is yours. And this is yours, I believe. And the 5 ,000 is 128 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,980 It's Hawaii, I promise. 129 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:26,000 And I will never, ever borrow anything 130 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,820 from Rick Simon. 131 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,720 Long as you live. 132 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:41,100 Oh, thank you. 133 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:46,760 You know, I think I'm going to enjoy working with you on this one, A .J. Glad 134 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,669 have you along. 135 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:51,030 I may need you to refresh my memory on some of these business details. 136 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:55,170 As a matter of fact, I was wondering if you'd care to join me for dinner this 137 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:56,890 evening just to go over some of the paperwork. 138 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:58,930 Oh, I'd love to. 139 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:01,330 We heard you were quite the gourmet. 140 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:02,509 You did? 141 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:06,710 Yes. Well, I dabble a little, but why don't I surprise you with a little 142 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:07,710 steakhouse I know? 143 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,670 Actually, I prefer Nouvelle cuisine. 144 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:13,870 Ah, well, we could always have that, too. 145 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,990 Okay, I'm shameless. 146 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:20,200 I was hinting that you might whip something up for us in your kitchen. 147 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,480 I mean, word is, your cooking is heavenly. 148 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:24,340 Okay, 149 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,840 you twisted my arm. But I'll tell you what, let's not do anything too 150 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:29,980 because we do have to work. 151 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:33,840 How would you like some of my famous tacos al carbón? 152 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,880 Do you know what's simple and more fun? 153 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:41,080 What is that? How about some supreme de volet au champignon? 154 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,220 That's always good. 155 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,960 Rick, you go ahead. I've got to go get my calculator. 156 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,860 We don't need a calculator. 157 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:53,260 Rick! 158 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,460 What the hell is this? Now, just fly with me on this, all right? Don't call 159 00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:00,140 Rick for two days. I'll explain everything over the lavish dinner I'm 160 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:02,920 buy you. I think I'm getting this. Does A .J. know about this? Who? 161 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:06,660 A .J., little short white guy, blonde hair. A $10 ,000 to borrow in this tie 162 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:09,140 this jacket is going to get us as well worth it. It's like getting a home run 163 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,140 hitting a foul pole. 164 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:17,060 It's foul, all right. Oh, uh, town, what is, uh, supreme de voile, uh, uh, 165 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:19,500 champignon? Chicken with mushroom sauce. What? 166 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,460 It's chicken? 167 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:29,100 Claire Stafford and A .J. Simon are here for you at 2 o 'clock. 168 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:30,380 Good. 169 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,480 They're here. 170 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:36,440 Look, Al, let's not rush into anything here. I need some time to check 171 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,440 people out. They could be fly -by -nighters. We don't even know who they 172 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:44,210 represent. All I need to know is their offer is 22 % over the only other bid. 173 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:48,570 That's why I think we should proceed very cautiously. That deal doesn't make 174 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:50,590 sense. I'll tell you what makes sense, Bert. 175 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:51,990 Take the money and run. 176 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:55,870 If they can write a check and the bank will cash it, they've got themselves the 177 00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:59,350 Twin Towers. And we're finally out of trouble with our cash flow. 178 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:02,610 You're the one who's been saying the sky's falling. 179 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:04,870 Claire! 180 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:05,839 Hey, Jay. 181 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:09,500 Well, come in, come in, come in. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Oh, this is 182 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,900 Burton Ferris, my senior vice president. How do you do? Nice to meet you, Mr. 183 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,740 Ferris. Nice to meet you. Excuse me. Here, here, come on, come on, come on. 184 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,140 down, sit down. Here, yeah. Good. 185 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:28,680 Where the hell did that Marsh deal come from? 186 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,420 He just blew into town. 187 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,200 All of a sudden, they're tossing figures around. 188 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,510 Yeah, well, if Ranfield doesn't go for that other deal, you're gonna see my 189 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,130 figure tossed out of a top floor window. 190 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,290 He got the financial records before I even realized. 191 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:47,510 The minute they look at that building appraisal, they're gonna know 192 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,210 wrong. I gotta stop this deal. 193 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,150 I gotta get that file back. 194 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,490 I'm sure you can appreciate Mr. 195 00:11:55,710 --> 00:12:00,090 Marsh's desire to complete this examination as quickly as possible. 196 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,450 Sure, sure. 197 00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:03,590 He's got a live one on the hook. 198 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,410 And I can get off the hook. 199 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:10,770 Selling the damn towers is my ticket to one of those condos we built on the golf 200 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,010 course in La Jolla Shores. 201 00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,030 Don't let them fool you. 202 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:16,170 Life doesn't begin at 40. 203 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,830 It begins at 200 ,000. 204 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:25,530 That's the interest I'll be living off every year until, well, until my account 205 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:26,530 is closed. 206 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:32,930 Yeah, well, we figure our inspection can be accomplished in 48 hours. 207 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,020 I'll be doing a standard background check character profile just so that we 208 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:40,440 know the players. You haven't killed anybody recently, have you, sir? 209 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,500 Well, 210 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:50,260 now look, if you need me, I'll be down on my yacht tonight. 211 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:51,860 Ocean Beach Marine. 212 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:55,840 How nice of you to come in. Thank you so much. 213 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:57,680 Hey, 214 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,400 don't even think about it. Get down from there. 215 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,220 How many fucks were the chicken and mushrooms in there? 216 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,740 I'll just give you nightmares like the last time. 217 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,400 I wouldn't be like that. You know, AJ would do the same thing if he were in my 218 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,620 shoes. Maybe not quite at all, but I've got a few years of experience. 219 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,800 He's calling you to work. 220 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,020 All right, now go on. 221 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:46,940 All 222 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:54,040 right. 223 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,940 Come on, take the hold up. 224 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,480 Take the hold up. Come on. 225 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:04,999 Come with me. 226 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Come on. 227 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,520 Come on. Get in here. 228 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,040 Hi. Hi. 229 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:22,080 Oh, I brought some wine. I hope you don't mind. I thought maybe it would 230 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,460 Oh, this is great. No, with paperwork, I always prefer a dry white. 231 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:31,420 If the assignment's a little bit more active, I guess a takeout or something, 232 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,720 good, hearty, robust red. Come on in. 233 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,140 I've geared off a little work area here for us. 234 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:38,540 Hey, Jay. 235 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:42,160 Oh, you know... 236 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:46,070 Somehow, I get the feeling it's going to be a pleasure doing business with you. 237 00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,530 Amen. 238 00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,870 That's your phone. Yes, it is. You like it? 239 00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:08,990 I just... I thought since we were going to be busy tonight, this would be a good 240 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,750 evening to hold our calls. Don't you agree? 241 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,350 I just want to let you know I'm on my way home. 242 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:20,490 And I want to share with you something that I discovered out here in the 243 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:21,490 wilderness. 244 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:26,230 It's all about the life -giving properties of water. 245 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:28,650 Man needs it. 246 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:30,570 Animals need it. 247 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:32,850 The earth needs it. 248 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,510 And car batteries need it! 249 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,030 You know... 250 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,760 You just can't get that in a restaurant. 251 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:46,780 Excuse me. 252 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,960 Give me that. 253 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,840 There should be a blue sheet coming in here. 254 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,940 Oh, he's got a problem with some of the documentation. 255 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,020 Oh, well, let's snip that before the cognac. 256 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,920 Oh, this is so strange. 257 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:13,520 It looks like there's another offer out on the... Howard, no problem. It doesn't 258 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:17,080 seem to be competitive, but, you know, your follow -up is incomplete. 259 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,440 Yeah. You know, it looks like escrow almost closed. 260 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,920 You're right. 261 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,860 I better call Jerry and see what he wants to do about this. 262 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,800 Jerry Martian, 245, please. 263 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,720 So, um, how long have you been with Jerry? 264 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,040 About a year. 265 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,360 He signed me right out of real estate school. 266 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,360 Then my education really began. 267 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,580 Yeah. 268 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:48,980 He's not there. 269 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:54,980 What do you think, A .J.? About what? 270 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:58,920 About the amortization and depreciation rates they were discussing. 271 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,540 Well... I'd expect a 30, not a 15, wouldn't you? 272 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:07,859 But I wonder what Ranfield was thinking about. 273 00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:13,460 I think I should probably just go down to his boat and ask him. 274 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,079 Head on attack. 275 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,980 I like your thinking. 276 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:20,160 Listen, I'll stay here and finish up. 277 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,420 But, you know, we may have to work all night. 278 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,339 Oh, I sort of counted on that. 279 00:17:55,289 --> 00:17:57,670 Oh Renfields AJ Simon 280 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,430 Town? Look, I think it'd be better if you led the circus down here before 281 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:22,350 homicide starts clomping all over everything. 282 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,910 Yeah, a homicide. 283 00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:29,650 This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that the last time I saw you, 284 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:33,130 you appeared to be assuming the identity of someone we both know and semi -care 285 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,089 about. 286 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,190 Let's get down to the Ocean Beach Marina fast. 287 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,360 I thought you were A .J. 288 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,520 I beg your pardon? 289 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:21,320 Well, A .J. A .J. was here and left. He was coming right... See, 290 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,740 I'm a client of his. 291 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,780 And we were here working. 292 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,200 Who? 293 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,100 A .J. 294 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:34,880 Working, huh? 295 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,280 Yes. 296 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:45,220 AJ is such a hard worker. 297 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,500 He didn't happen to mention that he has a brother, did he? 298 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,080 So, you're the infamous Rick. 299 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,240 Infamous. 300 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:24,030 go to the D .A. with a murder and no body. There was a body. 301 00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:26,090 Yeah, right. I saw it with my own eyes. 302 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:29,750 Look, I believe you, but short of going to Lynn and Nimoy, what can I do? 303 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:33,310 Now, wait a minute. Look, we got all the evidence we need to go to the D .A. 304 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,150 Here, you know... 305 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:41,190 So 306 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:45,090 the mustache drowned another chicken in ten bucks a fancy beano, huh? 307 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:49,270 It was one of the finest... 308 00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:52,160 French meals I've ever experienced. 309 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,160 Oh, hey, you want to experience a real meal? 310 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,340 Go take a look at what I got strapped to the hood of the power wagon. 311 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,720 Actually, I don't go in much for hunting. 312 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,920 Hunting? Who said anything about hunting? It was self -defense. 313 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,920 I mean, that old boy just ambled into camp with nothing on his mind but shake 314 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,920 and bake. 315 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,040 And an hour later, he's a half -ton hood ornament. 316 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:22,130 I love nature. 317 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,370 Full of surprises. 318 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:33,010 Well, A .J. must have been held up. You know, I think that I'll just go on out 319 00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:34,610 to the motel. Which one? 320 00:22:35,610 --> 00:22:38,270 It's the travel land over on Interstate 5. 321 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,730 Good piano bar, lousy shower heads. 322 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:44,030 Well, I'm only staying through till tomorrow. 323 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,150 Night manager did time for manslaughter. 324 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:49,830 Of course, A .J. and I always thought it was murder one, but... 325 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,120 There you go. 326 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,140 Hey, I'll tell you what. 327 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,340 What? 328 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:59,600 A .J. has got great water pressure. Yeah? You want to take a shower or 329 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,600 like that? 330 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:02,420 Uh, yo. 331 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,440 Oh, you're back. Thank God. Listen, A .J. A .J.? No, he's not here. 332 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:08,920 Can I take a message? 333 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,360 Will you cut it out? 334 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,360 I'm sorry, fella. I've been shooting a rifle all day. My ear's still ringing. 335 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,520 What did you say your name was? 336 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,700 She's still there, right? 337 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,760 Yeah. All right, look, A .J., a guy was killed tonight. 338 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:23,900 That girl in your living room arranged a little errand for me to go on the next 339 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,620 thing I know I'm walking into a murder site. 340 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,520 I don't like the smell of it. 341 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:29,900 You read me? 342 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:31,580 Yeah, I got it. 343 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,900 I'll be sure and tell him. 344 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,340 All right, look, we've got to keep an eye on her. And her business partner, a 345 00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:39,100 guy named Jerry Marsh, they're our only leads. 346 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,840 Send Claire back to her motel. Meet me there as soon as you can. And bring the 347 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,840 surveillance gear. 348 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,480 Jerry, we're... Claire, listen. 349 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:56,140 Something strange has happened. Very, very great. 350 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,640 And the whole deal could blow up in our face. 351 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:03,900 Have you talked to, uh... A .J. Simon since he went to Al Ranfield's boat? 352 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:09,460 No. Well, don't talk to him. Don't talk to anybody. Not Ranfield, not his 353 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:10,460 office, nothing. 354 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:16,420 And, I mean, just trust me. And we'll have 500 grand in commissions in 48 355 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,100 But, Jerry... Call you from Monterey tomorrow. 356 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:20,420 Bye. 357 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:27,250 Buddy, thanks for the phone. 358 00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:29,950 Yeah. 359 00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:32,150 You know where I can get some ice? 360 00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:35,530 A lot of ice. 361 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:10,780 Don't turn around. 362 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:13,020 What now? 363 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:14,440 I want Simon. Which one? 364 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,080 A .J. Simon. 365 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,820 He's not here right now. I'm his brother, Rick. Can I give him a message? 366 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,220 Yes. No! 367 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,460 Ben, I've been calling you all night. 368 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,740 I've been out. Out where? 369 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,200 Out, out. 370 00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:11,620 I took a message for you. From whom? I don't know, but I would like very much 371 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:13,940 give it to you. Unfortunately, I don't think there's room enough in here. 372 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:23,620 AJ, I want you to take my half the 10 ,000, put an ad in the morning paper. My 373 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:24,920 brother is a greedy idiot. 374 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,440 All right, my final offer is I'll run naked through rush hour traffic beating 375 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,960 myself with a chain. Now we're getting somewhere. You'd have done it too. Not 376 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,380 your life. I wouldn't be you if you paid me. Would if you saw the past you built 377 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:39,380 sitting on my desk. 378 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,760 What? I forgot it was a month without an R and it was my turn to pay him. 379 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:47,100 You okay? 380 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,100 Yeah. 381 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,380 I wonder if it was Claire's friend Jerry Marsh. He didn't show up here. 382 00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:55,840 Whoever it was took a stack of files from the dining room table. 383 00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:57,480 It doesn't make any sense. 384 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,120 Then it fits in perfectly here. 385 00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:02,100 No, Jerry Marsh wouldn't have any reason to steal him as long as Claire had 386 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,760 access to him. It had to be somebody else. 387 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,480 Somebody who didn't want us to know what was in him. Who has most to gain from 388 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,179 this deal? 389 00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,139 Al Ranfield. 390 00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:13,060 Well, there's your prime suspect, dummy. No, there's my prime victim, Ranfield's 391 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:14,060 death. 392 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:18,180 Claire had found some discrepancies in the records before I went over to 393 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,180 Ranfield's boat. 394 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,200 She had him here. 395 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,260 I gotta get him back again. 396 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:24,100 What am I supposed to do? 397 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:25,300 You gotta be me. 398 00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:29,410 I don't like the lyrics to this song. 399 00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:34,730 Whoever killed Ranfield knows that I've seen the body. I gotta stay out of 400 00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:38,070 sight. You can be the wild card to shuffle the deck around, maybe get 401 00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:39,070 to cough up a corpse. 402 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:44,370 Come on, how bad can it be for ten grand to walk a mile in my hat? 403 00:27:47,090 --> 00:27:49,110 I don't mind you being me so much. 404 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,710 But can't I be somebody else? 405 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:57,130 I'm sorry, but as I said, Mr. Ranfield is out of the office. 406 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,280 If you'll give me your name... Rick Simon. 407 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:06,260 F -I -M -O -N, as in Big Hurry. 408 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,640 You don't have an appointment, Mr. Simon. 409 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,300 Okay. 410 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,960 Let's make one now. How about tomorrow, 2 .30? 411 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:17,320 Well, I guess that would be all right. 412 00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:18,860 Okay. 413 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,320 I'm here. 414 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,600 I appear to be a little early, but no problem. 415 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,180 I'll wait. 416 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,880 Coffee. Black. 417 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:34,080 Look, Mr. Simon, Mr. Ranfield isn't even in right now. 418 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:38,500 Neither is my brother, A .J., who is doing business with him. And since I 419 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,500 like to have a little chat with both of them, that means that you are going to 420 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,280 have to get down to business with me. 421 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,220 Where the hell is Ranfield? 422 00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:46,820 I don't know. 423 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,500 He hasn't called in. 424 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,200 Actually, we're a little concerned ourselves. 425 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,800 Why? 426 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,040 Is there somebody else around here who works for Ranfield, who pays a little 427 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,820 more attention to their job, might know what the hell is going on here? 428 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,040 What are you talking about? 429 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,520 I am talking about the $5 ,000 that Jerry Marsh owes my detective agency for 430 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,520 taking this place apart. 431 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,100 We've been paid to look around, and quite frankly, lady, I don't like what I 432 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,460 see. Would you like me to call security? 433 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,140 No, I'll do it myself. 434 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,420 Security! 435 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,720 Never mind, I'm leaving. 436 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,100 But I'll be back. 437 00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:25,840 And there better be somebody here who can give me some answers. 438 00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:29,020 My name isn't Rick Simon. 439 00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:30,860 Thank you. 440 00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:18,720 Mr. Barton, I, uh... It's not nice to break a man's 441 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,320 concentration, Jerry. Mr. Barton, I would never do that to you, sir, unless 442 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,400 was an emergency or good news. 443 00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:28,320 Well, I hope it has to do with Al Renfield. 444 00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,480 He's been taken care of. 445 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:35,780 Look, if you want to close that escrow, Mr. B., I just need your check. 446 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:41,060 Let's go over to the house, and I'll tie it up for you with a bright blue 447 00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:42,150 ribbon. Good. 448 00:31:43,190 --> 00:31:46,590 I've waited 25 years to beat Al Renfield. 449 00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:48,610 He never knew it was me. 450 00:31:49,050 --> 00:31:50,050 Wonderful. 451 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:53,770 I'm going to dance on his grave. Yes, sir. 452 00:32:03,810 --> 00:32:05,210 How far are you going to take this? 453 00:32:06,570 --> 00:32:08,870 Think to Mozart? 454 00:32:09,530 --> 00:32:10,530 That's Mozart? 455 00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:11,550 Uh -huh. 456 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,960 Okay, that's good. Uh -huh. 457 00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:17,300 Uh, listen, would you use your minor business knowledge and wait through that 458 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,300 for me? 459 00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:25,460 So, did things get a little bit boring up there in the wilds with, uh, Lorna 460 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,460 Dune? 461 00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:31,000 No, as a matter of fact, that was a great way to pass the time while we 462 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000 for the tow truck. 463 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:34,120 And her name was Sheila. 464 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,160 Was? 465 00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:38,840 Was. I don't think I'll be seeing her again anytime soon. 466 00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:41,590 You owe me 50 bucks for the battery. 467 00:32:42,030 --> 00:32:43,030 Oh, yeah. 468 00:32:47,350 --> 00:32:48,350 That's my wallet. 469 00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:49,530 Sure, 50. 470 00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:53,570 So how'd I do over in Ranfield's office? 471 00:32:54,050 --> 00:32:56,890 Well, if there's anybody there to shake up, I imagine they're about ready to 472 00:32:56,890 --> 00:32:57,649 kill me. 473 00:32:57,650 --> 00:32:58,650 I mean, you. 474 00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:01,130 You. 475 00:33:01,590 --> 00:33:04,270 Yeah, you know, I was just thinking it took years and years of practice for you 476 00:33:04,270 --> 00:33:06,250 to be you, and I'm trying to get it down in one day. 477 00:33:06,490 --> 00:33:08,410 Yeah, well, just don't get too comfortable with it. 478 00:33:13,070 --> 00:33:14,070 I'm at Barton's. 479 00:33:14,850 --> 00:33:15,850 He's going for the deal. 480 00:33:16,390 --> 00:33:20,170 I mean, all you have to do is just stay out of sight and, you know, call me at 481 00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:21,550 the lodge for the last lap, all right? 482 00:33:22,270 --> 00:33:23,750 Barton, that's the first time we heard that name. 483 00:33:24,410 --> 00:33:27,270 Jerry, are you sure everything's all right? I'm getting a little worried. 484 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,170 Worried? 485 00:33:29,410 --> 00:33:31,510 Honey, I got the ever -loving check right in my hand, right here. 486 00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:34,170 Listen, we're almost home free, all right? 487 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,530 Look, I gotta run. 488 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:38,750 I love you. 489 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,600 to the trigger. 490 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,160 Maybe it's this Barton guy. 491 00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:58,760 Ranfield is killed at 11. Marsh is out of town by 1. 492 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,640 We're only missing two things, a body and a motive. 493 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,100 I bet you Marsh could tell you what's in this file. 494 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:11,460 Bruno, this is Rick, two Padres, box seats to the Cub Series Simon. Remember 495 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,159 I got an LD call to room 221, Traveland Motel. 496 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,719 It's a residence. 497 00:34:17,780 --> 00:34:18,780 Name's Barton. 498 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,279 Okay, buddy. 499 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,840 I'll be back in touch. Thank you. 500 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,120 For my Padre ticket. 501 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:29,960 Your Padre ticket? 502 00:34:30,659 --> 00:34:34,500 Our Padre... Now, Bruno's Padre ticket. 503 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,600 You want to consider the girls who they're up to? 504 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,600 Well, one of them has to have the missing file. 505 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:02,400 I'll stay with her. You follow them. 506 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,920 They've got to have something, and if it's the file, I want it back. 507 00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:07,260 How bad do you want it? 508 00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:10,720 Well, let's just say that I'm not in love with those guys. 509 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,960 Hmm? 510 00:35:50,930 --> 00:35:53,350 Okay, here's the other offer that Claire told you about. 511 00:35:55,910 --> 00:35:57,570 You're right, that's ridiculously low. 512 00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:03,630 Okay, now tell me, how come one guy is bidding $10 million less than Marsh for 513 00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:04,630 the same building? 514 00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:06,670 I don't know. 515 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:10,350 I mean, they shouldn't be that far apart, not if they're working for the 516 00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:11,710 building appraisal. Right. 517 00:36:11,950 --> 00:36:17,550 But wait a minute, the only appraisal in here is as low as the other offer. 518 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:22,480 Okay, so why are Marsh's people willing to fork over an extra 10 mil? 519 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,000 Well, I guess we better ask. 520 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:35,900 Uh -huh. 521 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:42,080 Well, it may not be a body, but a murder has been committed. 522 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:45,610 I don't think those guys would like their response, the honest approach. 523 00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:47,790 You know, Barton may have even arranged the hit. 524 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:50,230 In which case, we're dead before we start. 525 00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:08,170 I'll take the high road, you take the low. 526 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,800 Let's be sure all the documents are in order. 527 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:41,940 Good, Jerry. 528 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,040 Tell Claire to nail this shot tonight. 529 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,940 And we'll meet her in San Diego tomorrow for a celebration. 530 00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:10,490 Listen, I'll see you later. We got some trouble here. 531 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:26,670 What do you mean they got grabbed? 532 00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:28,930 That's what I sent you up to do. 533 00:38:29,990 --> 00:38:30,990 Who did it? 534 00:38:31,150 --> 00:38:33,930 Somebody named Barton. These guys seem to step on a lot of toes. 535 00:38:34,510 --> 00:38:37,110 Now, we don't know what this Barton wants, but he's had them in his house 536 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:38,110 couple of hours. 537 00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:39,570 All right, now listen to me. 538 00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:43,630 If they don't come out of there in a rubber sheet, I want you to kill them. 539 00:38:44,650 --> 00:38:48,670 They must have the file, you see, because our friend here does not. 540 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,610 I'm going to fly her up in the company jet. I want you to rent us the yacht. 541 00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:57,630 After I get the file, we're going to take our friends on a very short and a 542 00:38:57,630 --> 00:38:58,630 tragic voyage. 543 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:03,510 You gentlemen work for Al Renfield, don't you? What? 544 00:39:05,130 --> 00:39:08,450 You know, when you get back, he's going to ask you a whole lot of questions. 545 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,810 Why don't you call him yourself? 546 00:39:11,290 --> 00:39:14,630 Oh, he's going to hear from me all right when I go down there and take 547 00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:18,810 possession of his damn precious ivory towers and toss him out. 548 00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:24,510 See, 25 years ago, Al Renfield pulled a rug out from under me at my firm and 549 00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:27,450 just laughed his fool head off as we went down in flames. 550 00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:30,530 Now I'm finally getting even. 551 00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:32,230 Mr. Barton. 552 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:33,299 Excuse me. 553 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:35,520 Jerry, what the hell's going on here? This has been a terrible mistake. Jerry. 554 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,180 Shh. These are the investigators, sir, that I hired. 555 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,740 A .J., I can explain it all, but let's not disturb Mr. Barton any more than 556 00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:43,840 been disturbed already. 557 00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:46,680 Rick, I'm Jerry Marsh. 558 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,180 It's a hell of a way to meet, isn't it? 559 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,540 But I think you guys will understand, all right? 560 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,720 Jerry, get rid of these guys. 561 00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:56,480 What does he mean, get rid of these? Out, out. Go. 562 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,060 I'm telling you, I didn't kill Ranfield. I just found him. 563 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:13,060 Well, you just happened to be in the neighborhood. You dropped by the boat, 564 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,840 cleaned up the murder site, and stole the body. Yeah, that's a felony. 565 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,000 It is? Oh, jeez. Come on, a guy doesn't always think straight when he's looking 566 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,580 at a dead body and 500 grand in commission slipping away. 567 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,180 Maybe you could cop an insanity plea. 568 00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:31,860 All right, look, I went down to talk to Ranfield that night because there was a 569 00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:33,040 deal point I needed clarified. 570 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,760 And when I got there, I found just what you did, A .J. 571 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,120 In fact, when you arrived, I thought, you know, you might be the murderer 572 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,860 back. Well, why didn't you just come out right then and there? Well, first of 573 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:45,520 all, I thought that you might think that I'd done it. I mean, you know, we've 574 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:50,320 only known each other for one day, and I didn't know what A .J. might do. 575 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:51,620 I know that feeling. 576 00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:55,120 Well, now it gets weird. 577 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:56,800 Oh, good. Finally. 578 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,280 Weirdness. 579 00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:18,070 I'm standing there looking at this dead body, and all I can think of is all that 580 00:41:18,070 --> 00:41:19,070 money that I'm losing. 581 00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:24,930 I mean, you see, a guy like me gets a shot like this once in his life, so... I 582 00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:31,450 thought that as long as they don't find the body, escrow would close and the 583 00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:32,450 deal would go through. 584 00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:34,370 The papers have all been signed already. 585 00:41:35,290 --> 00:41:40,790 And I figured if I could keep him on ice for another 24 hours, that... 586 00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:42,710 The deal would go down. 587 00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:50,130 Then I would call the cops and tell them where to find the body. 588 00:41:51,270 --> 00:41:52,270 Sherry? 589 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:53,610 Yeah? 590 00:41:55,270 --> 00:41:59,150 Where exactly did you put the body? 591 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:05,850 You want to see him? 592 00:42:06,610 --> 00:42:07,610 Oh. 593 00:42:35,690 --> 00:42:36,690 Okay, Jerry. 594 00:42:39,270 --> 00:42:40,550 Let's begin at the beginning. 595 00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:48,810 Did you have an independent appraisal done of the towers? 596 00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:52,670 Yeah. I had three appraisals. Three? 597 00:42:53,010 --> 00:42:57,370 Three. Well, there's another one out there. You see, we found an internal 598 00:42:57,370 --> 00:43:02,190 appraisal with a matching bid listed at $10 million lower than your offer. 599 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,020 So apparently somebody altered the appraisal to sit the lowball off. In 600 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:09,020 for a healthy kickback, I'm sure. 601 00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:11,480 Yeah, but that's fraud. 602 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,760 Yes. 603 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,380 Do you have any idea who was responsible? 604 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:17,860 Freeze. 605 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,140 Yes. 606 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,800 Hey, easy, easy. 607 00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,180 They get heavier when they're frozen. 608 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,960 Do you swim? 609 00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:42,660 Yeah, but that'll take days. Wouldn't it just be quicker to fly back? 610 00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:45,580 Some of us will. 611 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,860 AJ. 612 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,160 Rick. 613 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,660 I'm so sorry. 614 00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:54,420 Uh, 615 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,440 I'm Rick. He's AJ. 616 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,140 What? Never mind. 617 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,740 You're right, Rick. 618 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,840 They are heavier when they're frozen. 619 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,120 They are. 620 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:50,600 No, no, you don't understand. No, no, no. You don't understand. See, he is, in 621 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,260 fact, anything. I could tell at a $10 million lower. All right, all right. 622 00:44:54,980 --> 00:45:00,880 Now, who had the .44? Ah, now, see, that one is mine. But in actual fact, he was 623 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,640 carrying it because, see, he was being me. 624 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,860 Undercover, of course, because normally he carries the .357. It was all part of 625 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:09,420 our plan because we were on a case. You're Rick. No, I'm AJ. 626 00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:10,780 He's Rick. 627 00:45:11,279 --> 00:45:15,200 This is my I .D. right there. He was carrying that. Right. Of course, you 628 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,880 because I always keep my I .D. in my jacket, which he was wearing. Who? Me. 629 00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:18,980 Rick. 630 00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:20,260 Richard Simon. 631 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:24,080 I'm A .J. We were wearing each other's clothes. A .J., can you help me explain 632 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,620 this? You said that he was A .J. Yeah, well, he is, but he doesn't know that 633 00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:30,780 he's A .J. I'm Rick. What? Never mind. I think we ought to let Brown explain 634 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:32,120 this. Who's Brown? 635 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,440 The police, Lieutenant. We told you about it. There he is right now. Hey, he 636 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,940 brought our mother with him. Hi, Mom. She can explain. Your mother. 637 00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:40,460 Yes, you ought to know one son from the other, right? 638 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,600 And you're Mrs. Brown? No, no, no. She is Lieutenant Brown. 639 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:50,040 And you're Lieutenant Brown? Yeah. Right. I suppose that you can prove 640 00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:51,060 yeah. Badger? 641 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:55,860 All right. Before we go any further, I want to know one thing. Who are these 642 00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:56,860 guys? A .J.