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What's with the foam head?

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I was wondering what I'd look like with
a beard.

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And then I noticed my dog was shedding a
lot, so I thought, hey!

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Dog beard?

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Makes sense.

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Hey, have you guys seen this?

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They're casting for the school play
Romeo and Juliet.

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Again? Every year.

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Why does Principal Mons like a play
about star -crossed lovers so much?

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Maybe she lost her love at a young age.
Or maybe she's too cheap to buy new

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costumes.

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Either way, it's a tragedy.

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I hate Shakespeare.

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Okay, we get it. They're in love. Can we
all just talk normal now?

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I got the part. I'm going to be Juliet.

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I can't wait. It's such an amazing play.
The only problem is they can't find a

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Romeo. Boys are so weird about kissing
scenes.

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What now?

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Saints do not move, though grand for
prayer's sake.

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Then move not, while my prayers affect I
take.

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You know what? I'm going to go check out
those auditions. See what's up. No

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biggie.

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Yes, that is how you wear a dog beard.

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You going to the auditions?

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Maybe.

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Are you?

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Maybe.

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It's perfect.

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It took them 11 years to build the
original Taj Mahal. It only took me

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weeks to get a picture to document my
glory.

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are supposed to go another hour, but I
have to go pick up my cat.

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Or mother.

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Well, one of them is having their glands
expressed, and neither likes to be kept

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waiting. So, congratulations!

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You're my Romeo!

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Oh!

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Asher! That outfit is perfect!

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Let Freddie wear it for the production.

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I can't believe we're doing Romeo and
Juliet again.

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Wish we could do something cool like
Hamilton.

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You saw Hamilton?

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No. It sold out forever.

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It's the greatest musical. Nobody can
get tickets to see it.

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I know. I listen to the soundtrack all
the time. I want to be the next Lin

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-Manuel Miranda.

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He took this boring old story from
history and turned it into this amazing

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-hop musical.

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But apparently all we ever do is Romeo
and Juliet.

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There once was another play done at this
school.

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It was based on the Alamo.

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The biggest battle in Texas history.

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That's perfect.

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That's my Hamilton.

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Oh, no, that play is cursed.

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I swore an oath that I would never speak
of it again.

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Well, Gary, if you... Anyway, the story
goes like this.

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Many years ago, the children were going
to do the Alamo play. The auditorium was

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packed with proud parents. The curtain
went up.

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And then it happened.

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The guy who was sworn to silence is very
chatty.

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What? What happened?

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I shouldn't be telling this story.

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Anyway, it turns out there were
termites.

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During the Battle of the Alamo, the
entire cast fell through the stage.

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That's not really a curse. That's just
one idea. Tornadoes, measles, power

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outages. But the worst was the year they
decided to do it all on roller skates.

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That was terrible.

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Did someone get hurt?

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No, it was just terrible. The reviews
were scathing.

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Finally, Principal Mullins and I packed
all the Alamo costumes and props in a

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big trunk, locked them away where no one
would ever see them again, and I swore

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I would never tell any soul of the
whereabouts.

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Where is it, Gary?

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I just said I can't tell you.

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So here's a map.

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This basement is creepy.

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Yeah. It reminds me of that movie.

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Don't go in the school basement.

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I still have nightmares about that.

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Okay, let's go.

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Locker 13.

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This is it.

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Looks like a 1908 Bavarian recessed
Humber lock.

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It's a tough one. But maybe I can pick
it up... Or we can do that.

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The cursed chest of the Alamo.

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Whoa.

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This is awesome.

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Oh, sweet.

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Did I get any on me?

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Oh, there's something weird about this
lid.

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It's a secret compartment.

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This is ancient.

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Like before 1980.

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There's some kind of writing here, but
it's too faded to read.

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Well, I don't think this is a prop at
all.

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This thing looks real.

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It could be a huge discovery.

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There's enough props and costumes in
here that we could actually pull this

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But not the old Alamo play we used to
do. A new one that I will write. Can you

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really write a brilliant historical play
where the actors wrap all their

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dialogue in three days?

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Yo, throw me a word. I'm breaking the
curse. Even if I go home in a hearse,

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be first.

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I'm a walk the walk gal, and so I'm not
doing no Romeo. I'm bringing this to

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life and calling it Rock Alamo.

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Sounds good.

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That play is cursed and should never be
performed.

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We're doing the play, Gary.

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This is so exciting. We're going to be
in Romeo and Juliet together.

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I'm pretty stoked. I figure we should
jump right into rehearsal after class.

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What do you say we start with, I don't
know, act one, scene five?

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The kissing scene?

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Is it?

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I've got great news.

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Romeo and Juliet is off.

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Huh?

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That's terrible news. I was the lead in
that. We're doing a hip -hop musical

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version of the Alamo, like Hamilton.

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You got tickets to Hamilton?

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No, I'm writing my own Hamilton.

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Wait, were there even girls at the
Alamo?

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Who cares? It's everyone's history.

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And summer, you're going to be the lead,
the hero of the Alamo, Davy Crockett.

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The lead? Now it's great news.

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Is there Mrs. Crockett? No.

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I'm so inspired.

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The lyrics are just coming out of me.

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I came here from Tennessee to take on
the menace. We volunteers. Got no fears.

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Let them come near us and then we'll
see. Santa and his army like a rocket to

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block it. We'll lock it away in our
pocket until we shock it. By the way, my

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name is Crockett.

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That was awesome.

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This is going to be great. You're never
going to be able to convince Principal

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Mullins to switch plays.

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I'll convince her. Those valiant
defenders of the Alamo died so I could

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show on.

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Probably some other reason, too. I'm
going to have to do some research.

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You should do a song about the Tennessee
Volunteers.

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Or have Davy Crockett sing to his rifle,
Old Betsy.

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Well, this new play is going to be
amazing.

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Sure is.

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Hey, I just remembered I have to go
somewhere for that thing about stuff.

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Sounds legit. Better get going.

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Principal Mullins, please. We have to do
Romeo and Juliet.

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I just can't think of... Freddy, Freddy,
calm down.

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Okay? It's okay. We're going to do Romeo
and Juliet just like we do every year.

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And we're going to replace the sword
fights with a short speech on sharing,

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like we do every year.

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You should go try on your costume.

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Yes! Oh, man, that's awesome.

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I just really love Shakespeare.

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What do you think, Mr. Finn?

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It's pretty faded.

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But if I'm not mistaken, this is a
signature.

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This is signed by General Santa Anna.

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The leader of the Mexican army? How can
you know for sure?

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Trust me, I know.

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I can see the headlines now. Two student
historians find big deal document.

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Girls kicking themselves.

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They weren't interested earlier.

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I can't make out the rep.

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But you know who can help?

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My buddy Squirrely Greg, he's a document
specialist.

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Why is he called Squirrely Greg?

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Because he works in a library
squirreling away documents.

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That makes sense.

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He also stores food in his cheeks.

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That's how we get all that free popcorn
into the movie theaters.

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No. Oh, no, no. We are not doing the A
-L -A -M -O. That play is cursed.

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Nine years ago, the whole Mexican army
got a foot fungus from Damp Boot.

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The auditorium smelled like corn chips
and death.

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I don't want to do the old Alamo play. I
want to do rock Alamo. A hip -hop

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musical like Hamilton.

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You want tickets to Hamilton?

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No.

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What if you could be the one to bring
something like that here?

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The Hamilton of Travis Prep.

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Huh. You could be the greatest thing any
human can aspire to be.

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A producer.

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A producer.

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Rosalie Mullins presents... Work my name
into a song and you've got a deal.

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Into a musical about the Alamo?

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Uh -huh.

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Deal.

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Oh, what about... Nothing dullin' about
Rosalie Mullins?

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I got tills.

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Here it is. What do you think?

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Huh? What? Huh? Oh, no, that's not
happening anymore.

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You like Summer?

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That's big news.

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But you can't tell anybody about this,
Mr. Finn.

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Of course not.

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And delete.

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I was supposed to be Romeo, but now
we're doing Rock Alamo and there's no

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kissing scene with Summer.

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Just get into the new play.

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Even if Summer's playing Davy Crockett,
you'll still get to spend time with her.

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Maybe you'll even get a chance to tell
her how you feel.

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I don't know.

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It's not so romantic when the girl you
like has a dead raccoon on her head.

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Been there.

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Got past it.

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Maybe I should try out.

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I could be that nice guy, Jim Bowie. No,
no, no.

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Bowie spent the whole battle in bed with
a fever.

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You should be Colonel Travis.

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He and Crocker were tight.

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Okay, then.

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I'll go try for Travis.

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Thanks, Mr. Finn.

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This guy.

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Davy Crockett volunteering for service?

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Ms. Director?

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Uh, no, we have a Davy Crockett. But you
know who you might be good at?

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General Santa Anna.

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Santa Anna is the bad guy. How dare you
cast me as the villain? I will make you

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rue the day you crossed me.

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Actually, he was a great general. And
his men loved him. He's kind of a tragic

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figure. Sir, this really is a great
part.

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I am the Generalissimo. I'm just looking
for peace, you know. I understand you

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want more land, but I can't let you
increase it. So as Santa Anna, the top

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banana, I'm going to ask you to cease
and go.

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Welcome aboard, Generalissimo.

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What? What about me?

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You can be Sergeant Gutierrez, Santa
Anna's boot polisher.

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Thank you.

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Get my things.

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Wait, you're my flunky!

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I want to be Jim Bowie!

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I looked it up on the internet. He
invented the Bowie knife. He was a

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That's me. No, wait, I want to be the...
You want to be the knife guy?

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Well, I guess that means I'll have to be
Travis.

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Darn it.

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All right, then.

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Bowie was the coolest guy at the Alamo.

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Hey, wait, what's this?

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Your lines.

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Cough, cough.

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Perfect, you're a natural.

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Yeah, Bowie was the coolest guy at the
Alamo. Who was too sick to get out of

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bed.

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Internet!

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Hola, brochachos.

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Squirrely Greg translated the letter.

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Is it a declaration of war? Battle plan?
No.

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Better.

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It's Santa Anna's secret.

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Wait for it.

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Family recipe for guacamole.

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How is that better? I hate you right
now.

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Guys, most people only get to read about
history. You get to dip a chip into it,

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chew it up, swallow it, digest it. Okay,
okay, okay.

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So we've been bringing history of life
through food? I guess that's cool. We

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sell this at the musical.

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Ladies love the guac.

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One possible snag.

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Squirrely Greg couldn't figure out one
ingredient.

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All he knew is that it started with the
letter C.

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We have to find that ingredient.

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Let's get every food that starts with C
and meet back here at 430. Cool?

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For history!

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For glory!

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430!

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Guacamole!

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Okay, this next scene is where Travis
asks the volunteers to step over the

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and stay to fight.

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Freddy, you're here. Summer, there.

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And Asher, you're over there in that bed
suffering in the corner.

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And I really want to believe you're
choking on your own phlegm.

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And Freddy.

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Put Wilford over the line at this time.
Yes, sir!

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Overcome your fear of dying at this
time. Yes, sir!

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We're badly out, man.

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It's not what we planned.

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Each of your lights will shine for all
time. Yes, sir!

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Summer! I got a mess of Tennesseans,
feeling full of beans.

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Couldn't do better with the U .S.
Marines. The danger's near, but we're

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without Pierre to volunteer.

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And I'm here too, but I had a fever so
hard.

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Why is Jim Bowie singing?

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I thought that maybe Crockett and Bowie
could have some time together.

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No, you have a fever. You just lie there
and wait for death.

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Listen up! We are not freestyling here.
We do these words and only these words.

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My grandparents are flying in and I
thought... Shh!

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You're too weak to speak.

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Sergeant Gutierrez, it's about your
line.

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You want to expand it? I'm cutting it.

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Only lying will she. Forget Santa Anna.

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I'll be the real villain. She thinks
she's so smart with her rhyme.

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Let's see if she can rhyme sabotage.

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Camouflage, entourage.

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Shut up, Julian.

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What do you think, Mr. Finn?

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Okay,

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so charcoal?

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No.

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There's only one left.

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Cayenne pepper.

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Ooh, I love a little. Kick.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm, that's good.

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That's the one.

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We found it.

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Mm. Mm, wow.

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You guys didn't skimp on the spice, huh?

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It's, uh, sort of building. Like, uh...
Lovely.

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I'm on fire!

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I'm on fire!

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Water! I need water!

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But,

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Mr. Finn, that's turtle water. I don't
care!

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Oh, the spice pack.

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Just the hair.

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Super old guacamole here.

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Tastes the bloodiest battle in Texas
history.

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Hello.

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Producer and fabulous new dress coming
through.

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Who am I wearing?

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It's a designer by the name of Gucky.

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And yes, I am pronouncing that
correctly.

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Are you taking some guacamole back to
the cast?

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Um, yeah.

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That makes sense.

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I'm doing that.

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What you said.

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That's all.

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Bye now.

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It looks like the end of our fight.

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Time to go towards the bright light.
Cop, cop!

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We did our best, baby.

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And if we're lucky, maybe this date will
go on and a new checklist will be born.

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Oh, now you understand.

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The master plan.

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Courage, that's the key.

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If you're ever gonna be what you wanna
be.

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Courage! Courage!

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We both knew we'd die in this place, but
dying is easy when it's being yours.

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Being with you has been the most amazing
time of my life.

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Is he freestyling?

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I told you it was cursed.

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What are you doing?

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There's something I need to say.

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Something that's deep in my heart and
has to come out.

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gonna forget this you know what you're
right mission accomplished

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oh it's on

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What? Yeah, you are such a great actor.
I mean, I really felt the connection

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between Crockett and Colonel Travis.

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Yeah, those two guys are really great
together.

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This is so much better than Hamilton.

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That was close.

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Almost got on my fancy t -shirt.