1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:11,753 --> 00:00:13,625 It won't be long now. 3 00:00:13,669 --> 00:00:16,062 At least she's comfortable. 4 00:00:16,106 --> 00:00:18,891 - There's definitely worse ways to go. - Mm, amen. 5 00:00:20,632 --> 00:00:22,025 Dysentery was no party. 6 00:00:22,068 --> 00:00:24,202 Shh, I think it is happening. 7 00:00:24,245 --> 00:00:26,551 Ah. I should sing something to ease her transition. 8 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,379 Or perhaps don't make this all about you. 9 00:00:28,422 --> 00:00:32,470 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 10 00:00:32,514 --> 00:00:36,430 ♪ How sweet the sound. ♪ 11 00:00:40,609 --> 00:00:42,567 Who are you? 12 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:46,223 I am the ghost of your great-great-grandmother, 13 00:00:46,267 --> 00:00:47,659 Hetty Woodstone. 14 00:00:47,703 --> 00:00:49,095 Hi, I'm Flower. 15 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:50,750 I wandered over to your property 16 00:00:50,792 --> 00:00:52,621 from a music festival in the '60s, 17 00:00:52,664 --> 00:00:54,884 and then I tried to befriend a bear. 18 00:00:54,927 --> 00:00:56,408 Drugs were involved. 19 00:00:56,451 --> 00:00:59,932 I am Thorfinn. Uh... 20 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,630 I like herring... 21 00:01:01,673 --> 00:01:03,588 She doesn't need the whole roster. 22 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,373 We are ghosts. 23 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:08,072 While most spirits pass on to the afterlife, 24 00:01:08,114 --> 00:01:11,944 we are the unfortunate few cursed to spend eternity... 25 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,728 Oh, and she's gone. 26 00:01:13,772 --> 00:01:15,644 - Oh, good for her. - So unfair. 27 00:01:15,688 --> 00:01:17,777 She goes up, we stay here. 28 00:01:17,819 --> 00:01:19,865 In Odin's name, why? 29 00:01:19,909 --> 00:01:21,259 Yeah, it's a real drag. 30 00:01:21,301 --> 00:01:22,781 Now what's going to happen to the house? 31 00:01:22,825 --> 00:01:24,957 This house was my pride and joy. 32 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,829 Now it could get sold to God knows who. 33 00:01:26,873 --> 00:01:28,787 Murderers. Perverts. 34 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:30,484 Irishmen. 35 00:01:30,528 --> 00:01:32,792 Well, there's no use milling about up here. 36 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:34,228 Shall we go mill about downstairs? 37 00:01:34,271 --> 00:01:35,795 - May as well. - Yeah, sure. 38 00:01:35,837 --> 00:01:38,319 I just hope someone interesting moves in, ya know? 39 00:01:38,362 --> 00:01:40,495 Like a ballplayer, or an astronaut. 40 00:01:40,539 --> 00:01:42,801 Whose life are you guys hoping to watch next? 41 00:01:42,844 --> 00:01:44,935 - Oy. - Oh, be quiet. 42 00:01:44,978 --> 00:01:46,371 Oh, my God, this is the house? 43 00:01:46,414 --> 00:01:48,067 Whoa, so... so we just 44 00:01:48,111 --> 00:01:50,557 - own this now? What's the catch? - No, no. There's no catch. 45 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:52,158 As I explained to your wife on the phone, 46 00:01:52,203 --> 00:01:54,204 her relative passed away and left her this estate. 47 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,075 Great-Aunt Sophie. I think I met her when I was a kid, 48 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,383 but I-I thought she died years ago. 49 00:01:58,426 --> 00:02:00,123 No, no, she just passed. But the good news is, 50 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,385 you're her next of kin. 51 00:02:01,429 --> 00:02:02,864 Didn't she have a son? 52 00:02:02,909 --> 00:02:04,998 Well, more good news, he actually did die years ago. 53 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,478 - Oh, okay. - Oh, yeah, that's not, um... 54 00:02:07,522 --> 00:02:09,568 How much do you think we could sell this place for? 55 00:02:09,610 --> 00:02:11,048 Assuming we want to sell. 56 00:02:11,091 --> 00:02:13,658 Uh, yeah, we're not moving into a 300-year-old house 57 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:16,878 in the middle of nowhere, because that would be... 58 00:02:16,923 --> 00:02:18,490 Right, Sam? 59 00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:20,491 Well, it's just we don't know the facts yet. 60 00:02:20,534 --> 00:02:23,538 - Obviously, yes, we're probably going to sell. - Yeah. 61 00:02:23,581 --> 00:02:26,454 - He thinks I'm a little impulsive. - Ah, just a smidge. 62 00:02:26,497 --> 00:02:27,847 Well, there are a limited number of buyers 63 00:02:27,889 --> 00:02:29,326 for a property this size, right? 64 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:31,155 So, you have your bed and breakfast operators... 65 00:02:31,198 --> 00:02:32,546 What if we opened a bed and breakfast? 66 00:02:32,591 --> 00:02:34,680 - Here we go. - Aren't you sick of the city? 67 00:02:34,723 --> 00:02:37,161 No. We work insane hours to live in a shoebox 68 00:02:37,204 --> 00:02:38,336 that we can barely afford, 69 00:02:38,378 --> 00:02:40,163 and somebody's offering us a mansion. 70 00:02:40,206 --> 00:02:42,730 Sam, we don't know the first thing about running a B and B. 71 00:02:42,775 --> 00:02:44,558 You're a chef. That's, like, half of the Bs right there. 72 00:02:44,603 --> 00:02:46,647 Plus, I can write freelance articles from anywhere, 73 00:02:46,692 --> 00:02:48,606 so we have income while we're getting up and running. 74 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:51,043 That is an annoyingly strong argument, you have to admit it. 75 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,699 Okay, let's do this. 76 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:54,961 We haven't seen the place, 77 00:02:55,004 --> 00:02:56,353 so we'll go up there for the weekend, 78 00:02:56,396 --> 00:02:58,224 - and then we'll talk about it. - Yes! Thank you. 79 00:02:58,269 --> 00:03:00,052 - It is a really nice place. - It is. 80 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,141 And it's ours, for free. 81 00:03:02,186 --> 00:03:04,230 There's gotta be something wrong with it. 82 00:03:04,275 --> 00:03:06,058 Babe, it's so charming. 83 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,497 What could possibly be wrong with it? 84 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:19,593 Okay, so, it's the summer of '98. 85 00:03:19,638 --> 00:03:21,421 my Lehman Brothers boys and I, we scooped a copter 86 00:03:21,466 --> 00:03:23,336 to beat the traffic out to the Hamptons, 87 00:03:23,381 --> 00:03:24,598 'cause that's how we roll. 88 00:03:24,643 --> 00:03:26,426 Anyway, we're on a list 89 00:03:26,471 --> 00:03:28,168 for this very exclusive shindig 90 00:03:28,211 --> 00:03:29,822 at Surf Lodge in Montauk. 91 00:03:29,865 --> 00:03:31,084 Tara Reid's birthday. 92 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,173 - 'Nuff said. So... - Yeah, but, 93 00:03:33,216 --> 00:03:34,435 who is Tara Reid? 94 00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:36,002 Seriously? She was a movie star. 95 00:03:36,045 --> 00:03:37,221 Oh. Silent or talkies, sweetheart? 96 00:03:37,264 --> 00:03:38,787 Uh, what is a movie again? 97 00:03:38,831 --> 00:03:41,268 It's the... It's the play that they project on a screen. 98 00:03:41,312 --> 00:03:42,616 We've been through this. 99 00:03:42,661 --> 00:03:44,618 When you say "project"... 100 00:03:44,663 --> 00:03:45,837 What is "play?"? 101 00:03:45,881 --> 00:03:47,969 God, I hate being the most recently dead. 102 00:03:48,014 --> 00:03:50,711 Anyway, yada yada yada, it was a great night. The end. 103 00:03:50,756 --> 00:03:52,192 Okay. 104 00:03:53,497 --> 00:03:54,673 Okay, well, thank you, Trevor, 105 00:03:54,716 --> 00:03:57,022 for that talk of the day on partying. 106 00:03:57,067 --> 00:03:58,284 No, it was very high-level partying. 107 00:03:58,329 --> 00:04:00,287 You don't get it, so, you know, whatever. 108 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:02,637 All right, well, tomorrow, of course, is food club, 109 00:04:02,681 --> 00:04:05,813 when Thor will be explaining the subtle differences 110 00:04:05,858 --> 00:04:07,163 between types of cod. 111 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,468 It will be similar to salmon lecture, 112 00:04:08,513 --> 00:04:11,864 - but more cod focused. - Ooh. 113 00:04:11,907 --> 00:04:13,343 Oh! Oh! It's one of those... 114 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,127 how you say... it's a ship on land. 115 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:18,000 Landship! Landship! 116 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:19,785 It's not a landship, you nincompoop. 117 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,091 That's a horseless carriage. 118 00:04:21,134 --> 00:04:22,831 Bro, check out that body. 119 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:25,312 Slammin'. 120 00:04:25,355 --> 00:04:28,446 Indeed. He'd have made a fine militiaman. 121 00:04:29,795 --> 00:04:31,144 Holy crap. 122 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,886 Beats the hell out of our fifth-floor walkup, huh? 123 00:04:33,928 --> 00:04:35,322 Okay, yeah, it's impressive, 124 00:04:35,365 --> 00:04:37,019 but can you reach the fridge from your bed? 125 00:04:37,062 --> 00:04:39,500 - I think not. - This air is so clean. 126 00:04:39,543 --> 00:04:41,153 And that guy at the gas station in town... 127 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,329 - What was his name, Carl? - Yeah. 128 00:04:42,372 --> 00:04:43,764 He was folksy, right? 129 00:04:43,808 --> 00:04:45,505 I mean, he did call me a woman for wearing 130 00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:47,420 a video game shirt, which doesn't make any sense, 131 00:04:47,465 --> 00:04:49,596 but, yeah, Carl had a certain charm. 132 00:04:49,641 --> 00:04:51,120 They're coming in. 133 00:04:51,163 --> 00:04:53,340 - Let's go. - Whoa! 134 00:04:53,384 --> 00:04:56,865 Ah, geez, not again. 135 00:04:56,908 --> 00:04:57,908 Wait! 136 00:04:57,909 --> 00:05:01,043 Wow. 137 00:05:01,086 --> 00:05:02,870 Okay, this is huge. 138 00:05:02,915 --> 00:05:05,439 And it's all ours. 139 00:05:05,483 --> 00:05:07,920 I got to admit, it would be nice 140 00:05:07,963 --> 00:05:09,399 to have a little bit of space. 141 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:12,358 Exactly. New York is full of people. 142 00:05:12,403 --> 00:05:15,971 We're never alone. 143 00:05:16,014 --> 00:05:17,363 This must be them. 144 00:05:17,408 --> 00:05:19,365 The new folks that own the house. 145 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:22,935 Can you believe this place has been in my family for six generations? 146 00:05:22,978 --> 00:05:24,370 She's a relative of yours, Hetty. 147 00:05:24,415 --> 00:05:26,721 Well, I should hope not, with her exposed knees 148 00:05:26,764 --> 00:05:28,461 and that saucy hairdo. 149 00:05:28,505 --> 00:05:29,768 - Wow. - At least it's just the two of them. 150 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:31,596 There's still plenty of room for us. 151 00:05:31,639 --> 00:05:33,598 Yes. Yes. Two people is manageable. 152 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:35,120 Limited commotion. 153 00:05:35,165 --> 00:05:37,906 No old lady bedridden while disease eats away at her, 154 00:05:37,949 --> 00:05:40,952 but we knew those good times couldn't last forever. 155 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:43,346 You know, a young couple could be really fun to watch. 156 00:05:43,389 --> 00:05:45,653 - Oh, hell yeah, they would. - Okay, Trevor. 157 00:05:45,697 --> 00:05:49,091 Before I forget... 158 00:05:49,134 --> 00:05:50,310 - What is that? - Whoa, whoa. 159 00:05:50,353 --> 00:05:51,702 - What are you doing? - This is sage. 160 00:05:51,745 --> 00:05:53,922 - I'm cleansing the space. - Oh, come on. 161 00:05:53,966 --> 00:05:56,533 Babe, this is Old House 101. 162 00:05:56,576 --> 00:05:58,927 You light this stuff, and it wards off evil spirits. 163 00:05:58,971 --> 00:05:59,971 What did she say? 164 00:06:00,014 --> 00:06:01,060 Does that work? 165 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:03,062 Do you really believe in that? 166 00:06:03,105 --> 00:06:04,584 Better safe than sorry. 167 00:06:04,629 --> 00:06:06,673 - It's actually delightful. - Oh. 168 00:06:06,718 --> 00:06:08,588 - Yeah, it's divine. - Oh, lemme hit that. 169 00:06:08,632 --> 00:06:10,374 - I would enjoy a... - Is that sage or is that her? 170 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:12,637 - Reminds me of torched village. - Okay, people, people. 171 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,247 There is enough spirit repellant for all of us. 172 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,293 Jay, we have a library. 173 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:22,254 - This place is, like, old school rich. - I know. 174 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,170 I did a little research. 175 00:06:24,213 --> 00:06:25,867 Apparently, my ancestors who lived here 176 00:06:25,911 --> 00:06:27,521 were actual robber barons. 177 00:06:27,564 --> 00:06:30,480 Like, cartoon evil, slept-on-a-bed-of-gold types. 178 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:33,266 I mean, we did that once. 179 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,790 Okay, they actually seem really nice. 180 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,966 They remind me of this couple I was married to 181 00:06:38,009 --> 00:06:39,271 when I was on the commune. 182 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,968 And a little of this couple I was married to 183 00:06:41,012 --> 00:06:42,274 when I was in the cult. 184 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,886 Honestly, it's, like, way more beat up 185 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:45,973 than in any of the pictures. 186 00:06:46,018 --> 00:06:47,324 Excuse me? 187 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:49,151 It could use a little TLC, but we can fix it up. 188 00:06:49,194 --> 00:06:51,457 Boy, she is really "can do." 189 00:06:51,502 --> 00:06:53,286 I am rooting for these kids. 190 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,026 I cannot help it. 191 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:56,420 I'm telling you, babe, 192 00:06:56,463 --> 00:06:59,292 this place is going to make an amazing hotel. 193 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:01,990 What is "hotel"? 194 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:03,687 I'll tell you what a hotel is. 195 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:05,951 A hotel is our worst nightmare. 196 00:07:05,994 --> 00:07:08,822 Every room in this house filled with people 197 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:11,478 coming and going. 198 00:07:11,521 --> 00:07:13,827 Sleeping in our beds... 199 00:07:13,872 --> 00:07:15,481 Libertines! 200 00:07:15,526 --> 00:07:17,918 And you don't even want to know about the clutter, 201 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:20,399 Thorfinn, my fastidious Viking friend. Ooh! 202 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,492 Why?! Why?! 203 00:07:25,536 --> 00:07:28,713 Trash can right there. 204 00:07:30,670 --> 00:07:31,846 No! 205 00:07:31,889 --> 00:07:34,021 I hate getting walked through. 206 00:07:34,066 --> 00:07:35,937 It's probably the worst pain I can think of. 207 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:38,723 No, wait, arrow through the neck. That beats it. 208 00:07:38,766 --> 00:07:41,072 Okay, new plan: 209 00:07:41,115 --> 00:07:42,334 kill them! 210 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,771 Uh, we can't kill them. 211 00:07:43,814 --> 00:07:46,600 - Yeah, that's not nice. - No, I mean we don't have the ability. 212 00:07:46,644 --> 00:07:48,776 Can't pick up a gun, can't put their feet in cement 213 00:07:48,819 --> 00:07:51,518 and drop them off a country bridge. 214 00:07:51,562 --> 00:07:54,738 I went with a bootlegger for a spell. You hear things. 215 00:07:54,781 --> 00:07:56,480 Plus, even if we could physically grapple them, 216 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:58,742 that husband fellow would overpower us. 217 00:07:58,786 --> 00:08:00,353 I mean, have you seen his shoulders 218 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,963 and that V-shaped back? 219 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,404 In summary, we must do something. 220 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:11,233 Wait, what... why don't we just try... 221 00:08:11,276 --> 00:08:12,713 haunting? 222 00:08:12,757 --> 00:08:15,019 We scare them away. We're ghosts! 223 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,543 - Ooh. - Whoa! 224 00:08:16,586 --> 00:08:17,978 Yeah! It's a good plan, right? 225 00:08:18,023 --> 00:08:21,199 Oh, no, sorry, I was just seeing some major trails. 226 00:08:21,242 --> 00:08:22,593 What are we talking about? 227 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,725 This plan of Trevor's fills me with discomfort. 228 00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:26,596 The line between the living and ourselves 229 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,076 is one we should respect. 230 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,252 Who are we to... 231 00:08:31,297 --> 00:08:33,038 Found my jacket! 232 00:08:38,609 --> 00:08:41,654 All right, let's haunt these bastards out of here. 233 00:08:49,227 --> 00:08:50,620 Hey, Boo-Boo. 234 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:53,274 - The water from the tap was disgusting. - Oh. 235 00:08:53,318 --> 00:08:56,017 So, I went to the gas station and I got us some coffee. 236 00:08:56,061 --> 00:08:58,062 - Aw, thank you. - Yeah. Carl says hi, 237 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,456 and he called me a snowflake for wearing flip-flops. 238 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,153 - Classic Carl. - Yeah. 239 00:09:02,197 --> 00:09:06,027 Okay, gun to your head: Canary Yellow or Lavender Mist? 240 00:09:06,071 --> 00:09:08,378 Oh, okay, we're putting up paint. Nice. 241 00:09:08,421 --> 00:09:11,250 Haven't decided if we're staying but we're putting up paint. 242 00:09:11,293 --> 00:09:12,860 You know what? I-I think we should just 243 00:09:12,903 --> 00:09:14,514 knock the whole wall down while we're at it. 244 00:09:14,557 --> 00:09:16,298 Do you think it's load-bearing? 245 00:09:16,341 --> 00:09:18,822 What? What is this? What are you doing? 246 00:09:18,865 --> 00:09:20,738 Do you even know what sound you're listening for? 247 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:23,217 Not sure, but it makes me feel like Joanna Gaines, 248 00:09:23,261 --> 00:09:24,437 and I'm not mad at that. 249 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,831 - Ooh. - Wanna come be my Chip, big boy? 250 00:09:26,874 --> 00:09:28,485 Um, yes please. 251 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:32,009 Wait a minute, why do we only role-play couples from HGTV? 252 00:09:32,052 --> 00:09:35,013 Please don't kink shame me. 253 00:09:35,056 --> 00:09:37,318 Oh, it's adorable. There's a bird in our room, 254 00:09:37,363 --> 00:09:39,017 because of course there is. 255 00:09:39,059 --> 00:09:41,889 Okay, you're right, this place needs a little bit of work. 256 00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:44,543 - Here he comes! - Hit the deck! 257 00:09:48,068 --> 00:09:51,115 Now, let's take inventory of the skills at our disposal. 258 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,335 Thor, as we all know, is able to do that thing 259 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:56,294 with the electrics because he was struck by lightning. 260 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,042 I am powerful. 261 00:10:04,085 --> 00:10:06,043 - Oh, Isaac, what about your thing? - Yes, yes, yes. 262 00:10:06,086 --> 00:10:08,307 Oh, yes, no, I don't know to what it is you refer. Okay... 263 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:09,917 You died of dysentery. 264 00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:11,788 Yeah, it smells like a fart when the living walk through you. 265 00:10:11,831 --> 00:10:13,268 It's nasty. 266 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:14,573 - You stink, you stink. - It's not pleasant. 267 00:10:14,618 --> 00:10:16,533 Okay. 268 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,490 I get it. We all get it. 269 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,578 And trust me, you don't need to be 270 00:10:19,623 --> 00:10:21,058 so harsh in your condemnations. 271 00:10:21,101 --> 00:10:23,495 It is far worse for me than it is for thee. 272 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,715 Okay, moving on. What else? 273 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,280 Well, I was thinking since Alberta 274 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:29,414 was a singer in life and can project her humming 275 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:30,547 into the world of the living, 276 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,852 what if we had her hum the song 277 00:10:32,897 --> 00:10:34,725 from the movie Ghost to scare them? 278 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,335 Huh? Kinda thematic, right? 279 00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:37,902 You know we don't know what that is, Pete. 280 00:10:37,945 --> 00:10:39,556 Oh, right, the movie thing. 281 00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:40,947 Welcome to my hell. 282 00:10:40,991 --> 00:10:42,123 You guys would actually love it. 283 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,734 There was this amazing scene 284 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:44,995 where the main girl was making pottery... 285 00:10:45,038 --> 00:10:46,432 We don't have time for this. 286 00:10:46,475 --> 00:10:48,565 And then this hunky, shirtless guy comes in... 287 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:49,826 Well, we do have some time. 288 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:51,176 The haunting isn't imminent. Go on. 289 00:10:51,219 --> 00:10:53,438 It's fine. I get it. I'll hum something scary. 290 00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:56,572 Oh, Trevor has to do his amazing thing. 291 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,922 That must be the topper. 292 00:10:57,965 --> 00:10:59,619 Yeah. Do it! 293 00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:01,839 You're very kind. 294 00:11:01,881 --> 00:11:03,971 Come on, Trev. 295 00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:11,630 - Oh, sorry, hold on, it's just... - You got it, you got it. 296 00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:13,153 - Focus. Focus, focus. - You got it. 297 00:11:24,991 --> 00:11:26,820 - Yo, T-money did it! - Scary! 298 00:11:26,864 --> 00:11:29,082 Oh, it's good! 299 00:11:29,126 --> 00:11:31,129 Troops, I believe we are ready. 300 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:34,610 Tonight, get your sleep, for tomorrow we strike! 301 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,134 Yes! 302 00:11:43,489 --> 00:11:45,143 The hot water's not working! 303 00:11:45,186 --> 00:11:47,318 Okay, people, he's coming out. Man your posts. 304 00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:50,931 Good luck, everybody. And have fun! 305 00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:54,630 The hot water's out again. 306 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,849 One second! 307 00:11:55,893 --> 00:11:57,850 And... go, Thor! 308 00:11:59,374 --> 00:12:00,985 What the... 309 00:12:01,028 --> 00:12:02,552 Come on. 310 00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:07,557 Ah. 311 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,993 Man down! Alberta, you're up. 312 00:12:09,035 --> 00:12:10,515 Trevor, you're on deck. 313 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:12,299 You know, it kinda feels like I'm opening for Trevor. 314 00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:14,693 Now, I don't need to headline this haunting, but... 315 00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:17,436 - Not now! - Ugh, okay. Fine. 316 00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:23,485 I got the stereo working. 317 00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:24,835 - Cool. - Go on. 318 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,450 Ugh, babe. 319 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:32,842 Nice try, that was you. 320 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,278 Are you on a juice cleanse? 321 00:12:34,322 --> 00:12:36,368 Close it out, Trevor. You're our only hope. 322 00:12:36,411 --> 00:12:37,890 Okay, you can't blame the other person 323 00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:39,500 when there's only one other person. 324 00:12:39,544 --> 00:12:40,633 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 325 00:12:42,155 --> 00:12:44,071 You know I couldn't produce that if I tried. 326 00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:45,506 Come on, man! 327 00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:46,682 Bring the fortitude. 328 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,725 That is disgusting. 329 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,773 Oh, come on, you gaslighter. 330 00:12:49,816 --> 00:12:52,644 You got a cute butt, but it's got a foul mouth. 331 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:57,998 Huh. Haunting is hard. 332 00:12:58,042 --> 00:12:59,390 Ooh, that is rank. 333 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,219 - Shut up. - All right. 334 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,614 Babe? What are you doing? 335 00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:06,049 I'm gonna fix the water heater. 336 00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:08,008 It's probably just the gas, right? 337 00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:10,053 This has got to be simple, just turn the pilot on? 338 00:13:10,096 --> 00:13:12,186 This place is so creepy. 339 00:13:13,623 --> 00:13:14,971 Much better. 340 00:13:15,014 --> 00:13:16,668 - Who are these guys? - I don't know. 341 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,583 Jay, that looks kinda ancient. 342 00:13:18,628 --> 00:13:20,629 Maybe we should just call a professional. 343 00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:22,196 No, no. We're not dumping 344 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,980 a bunch of money into this house. 345 00:13:24,024 --> 00:13:25,938 Plus, I want to take a shower now. 346 00:13:25,982 --> 00:13:27,636 Counterclockwise. 347 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,682 Okay, it's just I don't think you know what you're doing. 348 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,945 - Uh-oh. - That's not good. 349 00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:33,337 - That should do it. - That won't do it. 350 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,991 - Think I got it. - He didn't. 351 00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:38,517 At least they left the light on. 352 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,823 Oh. 353 00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:41,866 Damn it. 354 00:13:43,826 --> 00:13:45,350 - Trevor? - God. 355 00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:47,091 What-what are you doing? The livings aren't even here. 356 00:13:47,134 --> 00:13:49,267 No, I know, I know. This isn't for them. 357 00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:51,529 This is between T-Money and the vahse. 358 00:13:51,572 --> 00:13:53,183 It's personal. 359 00:13:53,226 --> 00:13:54,533 I've always said vayse. 360 00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:57,317 - Can you please... - Sorry. 361 00:13:57,361 --> 00:13:59,320 Aw! 362 00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:03,149 Still freezing. 363 00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:04,716 Okay, well, the good news is 364 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,544 we're going back to New York this afternoon anyway, 365 00:14:06,587 --> 00:14:08,241 so we can just fix it when we come back. 366 00:14:08,285 --> 00:14:10,114 You mean if we come back. 367 00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:13,333 Okay, we're having this conversation. 368 00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:16,076 Sam, um... 369 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,990 I'm just gonna come out and say it, okay? 370 00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:22,474 Pardon? 371 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:25,346 - I didn't hear you. - I don't want to move here. 372 00:14:25,389 --> 00:14:27,826 Well, this just got interesting. 373 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:29,263 Very interesting. 374 00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:32,658 Like finding new type of cod interesting. 375 00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:34,138 Come on. 376 00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:36,575 - Okay, a little too close. - Sure. Okay. 377 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,144 Oh, that was... I was... That was gonna be it. 378 00:14:41,187 --> 00:14:42,798 - That was gonna be it. Really. - I know. I felt that. 379 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,104 That was so close. 380 00:14:44,148 --> 00:14:45,975 I came up here with an open mind, for sure, 381 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,890 but this whole bed and breakfast idea... 382 00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,761 I mean, come on. 383 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,328 Do we really want to leave New York? 384 00:14:51,371 --> 00:14:53,113 Jay, I love you, but you know that you 385 00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:54,505 - get a bit scared of change. - Mm. 386 00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:57,465 But it's okay to try something different. 387 00:14:57,509 --> 00:14:59,859 - Yes, I agree and I'm willing to try something different... - Yes. 388 00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,294 below 14th Street. 389 00:15:01,339 --> 00:15:03,820 He's cute... Funny! 390 00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:07,736 I don't know what it is but I-I feel a connection to this place. 391 00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:10,173 I could see a future here, us raising a family. 392 00:15:10,216 --> 00:15:11,479 I want all that, babe, 393 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:14,004 but-but, we're in way over our heads. 394 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,527 This place is falling apart. 395 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:16,832 It is kind of a dump. 396 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:17,876 Oh, shut up. 397 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,841 We did it! 398 00:15:26,407 --> 00:15:28,845 So, that's it? We just do what you want? 399 00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:31,412 - If we're both gonna be making some big crazy move... - Mm-hmm. 400 00:15:31,456 --> 00:15:33,869 ... then-then we should at least both be able to agree on it. 401 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,938 Fine! But you know what, Jay? 402 00:15:35,981 --> 00:15:38,767 Sometimes you gotta just do something a little bold, ya know? 403 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:40,203 Put some Canary Yellow up 404 00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:42,379 and get out of your neutral-palette mindset. 405 00:15:42,423 --> 00:15:43,903 What? What are you... What was that? 406 00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:45,557 Neutrals go with everything. 407 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,298 Haven't you learned anything from Love It or List It? 408 00:15:47,341 --> 00:15:49,212 Well, I don't know what any of those words mean, 409 00:15:49,255 --> 00:15:51,302 but I know that he won't be laying with her 410 00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:54,173 for several moons! 411 00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:56,350 That was amazing. You're incredible. 412 00:15:57,961 --> 00:16:00,049 Whoa, whoa, watch out! 413 00:16:09,058 --> 00:16:10,495 - Bro, that's not good. - Sam? 414 00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:12,714 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Sam, hey! 415 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:16,543 Sam. Sam! Oh, my God. Sam! 416 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:28,686 Murderer. 417 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:29,905 Okay, again, 418 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,472 I didn't mean for her to trip and fall. 419 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:34,562 You have to believe me, I would never intentionally 420 00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:35,868 hurt anyone that hot. 421 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:39,653 Aw, husband guy looks so sad. 422 00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:43,441 I remember when I died. Ira looked so scared. 423 00:16:43,484 --> 00:16:45,746 Because he didn't want to lose me. 424 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:48,576 And also because he was trying to get away from the bear. 425 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,534 Could you imagine if she doesn't make it? 426 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,232 What a terrible last memory for him. 427 00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:55,105 Ending things in an argument. 428 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,325 Carol and I argued the last time we spoke. 429 00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:00,153 It's funny, it felt like such a big deal 430 00:17:00,197 --> 00:17:02,328 at the time, and now I... can't even tell you 431 00:17:02,373 --> 00:17:04,243 what it was we were arguing about. 432 00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,640 You never think, when you close that door behind you, 433 00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:11,076 that that'll be the last time you walk through that door. 434 00:17:13,644 --> 00:17:16,386 But then I had my accident, and I realized 435 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,605 I'm never gonna see my wife again. 436 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,657 I'm never gonna get to speak to her, to hold her, 437 00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:30,314 to tell her how much I love her. 438 00:17:30,356 --> 00:17:34,273 Oh, wait! I remember what we were fighting about. 439 00:17:34,317 --> 00:17:36,145 She ate all the donut holes, 440 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,711 and she doesn't even like donut holes. 441 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,237 It was just to spite me. Which was just like her, 442 00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:42,065 that selfish so-and-so. 443 00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:44,284 Pete. 444 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,072 Uh, the point is... 445 00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:52,075 life is precious. 446 00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:54,032 What is donut hole? 447 00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:56,513 It's just a round donut... 448 00:17:56,557 --> 00:17:58,603 It's what's miss... It doesn't matter. 449 00:18:03,694 --> 00:18:06,611 It's a tough loss. 450 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:10,099 What's wrong? 451 00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:13,356 The Knicks blew a ten-point lead to the Nuggets. Damn it. 452 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,836 Well, I hope you were at least this upset 453 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,837 when I was technically dead for three minutes. 454 00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:18,752 Let's get you home. 455 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,972 - Go slow. - Okay. 456 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,932 ♪ Home awaiting ♪ 457 00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:25,499 ♪ In the sky ♪ 458 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:30,808 ♪ Oh, in the sky. ♪ 459 00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:32,332 Thank you, Alberta. 460 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,942 I don't know how many times we've heard that song. 461 00:18:33,986 --> 00:18:36,945 - 487. - But it gets better every time. 462 00:18:36,989 --> 00:18:38,643 Landship! Landship! 463 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,426 The livings, man! They're back. 464 00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:44,387 Oh, she's alive. 465 00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:45,998 Oh, thank God. 466 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,260 Wait, is there any scarring? How's the punim? 467 00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:52,787 I thought we were going home. 468 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,528 Yeah, I just wanted to swing by the house real quick 469 00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:55,921 and show you something. 470 00:18:55,964 --> 00:18:57,836 So, while you were sleeping for two weeks... 471 00:18:57,878 --> 00:19:00,577 - Coma. - Coma. I had a contractor come in 472 00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:02,449 just to give us an estimate on what needs to be done. 473 00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:05,583 And guess what. It's way more than I could have ever imagined. 474 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,453 It's like a new foundation, it's new floors... 475 00:19:07,498 --> 00:19:10,153 Jay, it's fine. You know, I'm okay with selling the place. 476 00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:12,415 I had some time to think, and you were right. 477 00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:14,287 I think the whole bed and breakfast idea 478 00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,810 - was probably crazy. - Well, then, call me crazy, 479 00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:17,898 'cause we're doing it. 480 00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:21,729 Hey, Mikey, how you doing? 481 00:19:21,772 --> 00:19:23,817 What's going on? 482 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:24,905 That's the contractor. 483 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,082 If we're gonna make a go of this, 484 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,560 we're gonna need some help. 485 00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:28,736 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 486 00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:31,913 - We're staying?! - We're doubling down, baby! 487 00:19:31,957 --> 00:19:34,654 I maxed out the credit cards, I cashed in the IRA, 488 00:19:34,699 --> 00:19:36,743 despite the very vocal objections of my father. 489 00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:38,484 News flash: we're deeply in debt. 490 00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:40,661 If this bed and breakfast fails, we're really screwed. 491 00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:42,663 I don't understand. What happened? 492 00:19:42,707 --> 00:19:45,491 Almost losing you made me realize that I don't care 493 00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:49,060 where we live, because as long as I'm with you, 494 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,584 I'm home. 495 00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:53,847 Was it corny? Did it sound corny? 496 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,067 I'm not gonna lie, I practiced it. 497 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,113 It was so corny. 498 00:19:58,548 --> 00:19:59,810 Show me the house! 499 00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:01,160 Aw, they made up. 500 00:20:01,203 --> 00:20:03,728 I'm very glad Samantha is okay. 501 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,337 Me, too. Wait. 502 00:20:05,382 --> 00:20:08,037 Who are these other people? 503 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:10,778 It looks like a construction crew. 504 00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:13,606 O'Malley. 505 00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:15,131 Electricians, check the main panel. 506 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,435 - Look out for loose wirings. - Got it. 507 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,741 Roofers, be careful up there. 508 00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:19,090 Harness required, and make sure you know 509 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,961 where you're dropping the tiles. 510 00:20:21,006 --> 00:20:22,137 On it! 511 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:25,880 Oh, you're dressed kind of nice for a construction worker. 512 00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:27,577 Hey. Hey, babe. 513 00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:29,318 Come with me, there's one more thing 514 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,711 - I want to show you. - Oh. 515 00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:32,060 Got a surprise. 516 00:20:32,104 --> 00:20:33,713 Come on. Hey, hey, easy. 517 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,412 So that's it, then. 518 00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:38,109 They're going through with this hotel situation. 519 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,807 - We'll be overrun. - The clutter! 520 00:20:40,852 --> 00:20:43,201 Okay, yes, the hotel will be a nightmare, 521 00:20:43,246 --> 00:20:45,987 but gosh darn it, I did miss those crazy kids. 522 00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:48,947 She talked to me! She talked to me! She talked to me. 523 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:51,036 And I think she kinda hit on me, I'm not entirely sure, 524 00:20:51,079 --> 00:20:52,124 but there was definitely a spark. 525 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,691 But she talked to me! 526 00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:55,126 Good God. 527 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,564 Please, lower your hands. 528 00:20:57,607 --> 00:21:00,393 And... baa-dow. 529 00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:02,307 Uh-uh, what is that? 530 00:21:02,352 --> 00:21:04,309 That is the Canary Yellow you wanted. 531 00:21:04,354 --> 00:21:06,747 - You painted the room. - I know, I know. 532 00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,183 You know, I wasn't sure about it at first, 533 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,142 but it's growing on me. 534 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,665 - What the hell? - Yeah, yeah, you're right. 535 00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,755 It's a lot of yellow. Oh, you know what we could do? 536 00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:17,148 We could put up a muted accent wall. 537 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,932 This can't be real. 538 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,718 Okay, you're not loving it. 539 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,198 It's no big deal. It's just paint. 540 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,894 Oh, my God. 541 00:21:23,938 --> 00:21:25,417 What are you looking at? 542 00:21:25,461 --> 00:21:28,203 - I think you're right. She can see us. - Uh-huh. 543 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,465 Who are you? 544 00:21:29,509 --> 00:21:31,119 Uh, hi, I'm Jay, I'm your husband. 545 00:21:31,163 --> 00:21:33,470 - Do you need to lie down? - I can explain. 546 00:21:33,512 --> 00:21:36,037 We are ghosts, those poor spirits 547 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,648 who dwell on, compelled for reasons unknown to... 548 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,000 - Synced and corrected by