1 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,093 I gotta figure out what this amulet is. 2 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:12,930 Stone of Scorpion Tongue? 3 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,515 No, that's blue. 4 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:18,018 Jewel of the Forgotten? 5 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:19,937 No, that's more spiky. 6 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,440 Sacred Salt of the Yafoo. 7 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,363 Not salty. 8 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,823 Kinda sweet. Not bad, actually. 9 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:33,951 Where did you get candy? 10 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,371 Did you go into the sneakers in the back of my closet? 11 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,831 That's where you hide your candy? 12 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,583 Well, not anymore. 13 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,337 Guys, it's not candy. 14 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,216 Wait, that was the amulet from your birthday quest. 15 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,342 - No, it wasn't. - Then it was candy. 16 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,844 I thought you left that in the cave. 17 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,303 There was candy in that cave? 18 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,722 Milo, there's no candy. 19 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,726 It's the amulet that Dad told her to leave behind. 20 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,979 Guys, I couldn't just leave it there. 21 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,604 Somebody wanted me to find it, 22 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,064 and I've been trying to figure out why, 23 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,567 but I don't even know what it is. 24 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,985 Does my dad know you're hiding a mystical, 25 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,988 glowing, potentially dangerous wizard artifact? 26 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:13,156 What am I saying? It's you. Of course he doesn't know. 27 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,452 Just please don't say anything until I can figure all this out. 28 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,622 We won't. But no more secrets from us, okay? 29 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,624 - Deal. - Since we're all coming clean, 30 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,876 we got a serious ant problem in the closet. 31 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,420 Probably because of my shoe candy. 32 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,380 I just put that together. 33 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,927 {\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 34 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,722 {\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 35 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,681 {\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 36 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:41,392 {\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 37 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:46,063 {\an8}♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 38 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,900 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes because ♪ 39 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,028 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 40 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,196 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 41 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,867 ♪ What it seems ♪ 42 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,830 So can somebody turn on the TV? 43 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,123 Oh, I thought you had the remote. 44 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,043 - I thought Roman had it. - I don't have it. Milo has it. 45 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,085 {\an8}- I don't have it. - So no one has the remote? 46 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,297 {\an8}You know, we've been sitting here for five minutes. 47 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,424 {\an8}Okay, yeah, it's got to be around here somewhere. 48 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,468 {\an8}Oh, it's right there under the couch. 49 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,387 {\an8}Thanks. Whoa, did our TV just tell us 50 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,516 {\an8}where the remote is? That is a smart TV. 51 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,728 Minister McFigglehorn, what are you doing in our TV? 52 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,522 {\an8}It is my honor to inform you that we are 53 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,234 {\an8}officially considering you, Justin Russo, 54 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,111 {\an8}for the open seat on the Wizard Tribunal, 55 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,906 left by Alistair Goodspeed. 56 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,867 Oh, that Alistair guy was the worst. 57 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,201 How do you know Alistair? 58 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,203 - How do I know Alistair? - You don't. 59 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,664 That's right, I don't. 60 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,086 {\an8}Sorry to interrupt. Mr. Russo, you must come at once 61 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,461 {\an8}to the Tribunal Tower. 62 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:53,339 {\an8}Also, there's a lot of change under your couch 63 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,175 {\an8}in case you were looking for that, too. 64 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,510 Dibs! 65 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:57,968 This is incredible. 66 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,929 I've always dreamt of being on the Wizard Tribunal. 67 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,890 Oh! We've got to get you to the Wizard World. 68 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,058 {\an8}You could wear that tie we made you for Father's Day. 69 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:07,354 {\an8}Yeah! Or one that isn't laminated. 70 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,149 Billie, the Amulet! 71 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,484 Why was it glowing? 72 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,360 {\an8}I don't know. It's never done that before. 73 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,446 {\an8}I think it happened when Giada said Wizard World. 74 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,449 {\an8}Maybe it wants me to go with him. 75 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,326 {\an8}Okay, okay, you made your point. 76 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,414 {\an8}Hey, Justin. How about I go with you? 77 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,041 {\an8}You know, to support you. 78 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,875 {\an8}If she gets to go, I get to go. 79 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,129 Sweet! House to myself. 80 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,755 Well, why don't we all go support you? 81 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,426 {\an8}Sweet! Going to support Dad. 82 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,302 Yeah, you know what, this would be great, 83 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,139 having the whole family there on the biggest day of my life. 84 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:46,642 Well, I mean, second biggest, you know, after our wedding. 85 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,563 I mean, third biggest 86 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,857 after the birth of my son. I mean, fourth. 87 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,776 Honey, we get it. 88 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,697 {\an8}I, for one, would like to hear the man finish that sentence. 89 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,074 No time, to the Tribunal! 90 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,718 Wow. The Tribunal Tower. 91 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,262 You can practically smell the history. 92 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,306 Is that what that is? It smells like the old shoe 93 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,225 full of candy at the back of Milo's closet. 94 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,519 Does everyone know about my shoe candy? 95 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,605 Yes. 96 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,231 Where's Roman? 97 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,525 Sorry, I got held up with the Hex-ray machine. 98 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,612 Apparently, somebody put six hexes on me. 99 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,531 Security's slacking. I put seven on you. 100 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,577 Okay, so we're here. Now what? 101 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,662 Hm... Let's see. 102 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:51,917 Tribunal chamber... Cafeteria... Archive. 103 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,420 I think the amulet wants us to go to the archive. 104 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,089 But how are we gonna get away from Justin? 105 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,842 Look, Billie, they're giving a historical tour 106 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,262 of the Tribunal Tower. That sounds fun. 107 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,722 No, it doesn't. 108 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,808 Yes, it does. 109 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,812 I mean, history, fun. 110 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,022 Hey, Dad, can Billie, Milo and I go on the history tour? 111 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,483 Why am I being punished? 112 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,821 I mean, yeah, uh, no, that's what I meant. 113 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,281 You want to go on a tour? 114 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,450 I knew bringing the three of you here 115 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,410 would spark a joy for the government engine. 116 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,914 Yeah, that's it, government engine. So can we go? 117 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,958 Well, don't be gone too long or you'll miss seeing 118 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,959 Justin appointed to the Tribunal. 119 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,338 Yup, that's why we're here. No other reason. 120 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,882 Now we just have to find the right moment 121 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,176 to sneak off to the Archive. 122 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,762 Did you know that Gandrick Bellfry 123 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,848 introduced Amendment 32124 in this very hall? 124 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,351 That's how wizards got Forever Stamps! 125 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,065 Roman, you're really selling this cover. 126 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,233 Right, the cover. 127 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,652 That's why I'm listening to this, 128 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,404 not because it's fascinating. 129 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,290 This is definitely where the amulet wants us to go. 130 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,124 Hey, guys, if you don't need me for this, 131 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,042 the tour's headed to the Hall of Feathered Pens, 132 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,963 and you know how I love a good quill, so... 133 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,632 This doesn't look like an arcade. 134 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,718 I said we're going to the Archive. 135 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,552 It's where they keep historical artifacts. 136 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,221 Why'd I think we were going to the arcade? 137 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,847 Because you only hear what you want to hear. 138 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,308 That does sound like me. 139 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:36,062 Guess I don't need all these quarters. Aw, man! 140 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,108 Hey! The Archive is off limits. 141 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,527 No one has ever entered without permission, 142 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,487 and I will see that no one ever does. 143 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,741 Thanks for letting us know we'll be on our way. 144 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,828 What are you doing? 145 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,080 I can't leave until I get answers about my amulet. 146 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,373 I don't know, Billie. 147 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,541 The guy with the spear really seems like he wants us to leave. 148 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,545 - He's just trying to scare you. - Yeah, and it's working. 149 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,054 There's got to be a clue about this amulet in the Archive. 150 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,221 But we can't look around with that guard here. 151 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,474 Want me to ask him to leave? 152 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:13,975 That's a great plan, Milo. 153 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,644 - Are you joking? - No. 154 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,729 Oh. Because I was. 155 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,566 I have an idea. Grow-us Milo-us! 156 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,533 I told you kids to get out of here. 157 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:38,208 What kids? I, sir, am a man. Can't you see my man body? 158 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,503 You must be new. I'm Gardor. 159 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,881 I'm Milo... dor. Milodor. And I'm tall. 160 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:49,052 Like, able to ride all the rides at the amusement park tall. 161 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,180 What brings you to the archive, Milodor? 162 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,516 Uh, that's a great question. 163 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,518 Just get him to leave. 164 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,853 I'm here to get you to leave. 165 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,148 Like a break? 166 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:03,608 If it means you're going to leave, sure. 167 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,151 I can't believe it. 168 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,654 I haven't had a break in over a hundred years. 169 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,655 Go, take a break. I'll just be here doing 170 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:10,782 tall guy stuff. 171 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,617 You know, dusting the ceiling fan 172 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,328 without using a step stool, changing the batteries 173 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,039 from the smoke detector. Tall guy stuff. 174 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,291 It is great to be tall, isn't it? 175 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,795 But listen, you can't let anyone in here. 176 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:28,007 Anyone tries to sneak in, you destroy them. 177 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,759 With my man hands? 178 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,846 With anything you got. 179 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,056 I'm using my man hands. 180 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,312 Great work, Milo. Time to get some answers. 181 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,230 Remember all those times 182 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,066 you made fun of me for being shorter than you? 183 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,693 Yeah? 184 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,069 So do I. 185 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,947 Uh... Billie? 186 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,659 Aw! I got boy hands again. 187 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,374 Mr. Russo, welcome. 188 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,836 Minister McFigglehorn. This is my lovely wife, Giada. 189 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,172 She's here for, uh, emotional support. 190 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,050 Not that I need emotional support. 191 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,134 Or that there's anything wrong 192 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,844 with admitting that one needs emotional support, 193 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,388 - 'cause sometimes... - It's nice to meet you. 194 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,100 Uh, by the way, how often are you in our TV? 195 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,309 Not that often. 196 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,145 Oh, I was kind of hoping you'd say never. 197 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,731 So, how does this work? 198 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,108 Do I, uh, take an oath or give a speech 199 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,943 or fill out paperwork? 200 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,861 We'll get to that. Maybe. 201 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:31,945 Maybe? 202 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,157 You see, when we announced you're a candidate 203 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,659 for the Tribunal, a couple of citizens 204 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,787 volunteered to speak about what kind of man you are. 205 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,247 One of them isn't Alex, is it? 206 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,084 Oh, no, your sister is away on a mission. 207 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,754 These character witnesses are right over there. 208 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,882 Remember us, Russo? 209 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,009 Isn't that the gnome you tricked 210 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,970 so you could get Milo's body back? 211 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,430 And that's the centaur that I tipped over on boys' night. 212 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,391 Now I wish it was Alex. 213 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,728 Good luck, Mr. Russo. 214 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,190 I can't think of any reason why you won't get this job. 215 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,654 I can think of two. 216 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,701 There's got to be something in here about the amulet. 217 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,161 This place is filled with stuff, 218 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,831 and we don't even know what we're looking for. 219 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,500 I think the amulet knows. 220 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:26,918 Let's try this way. 221 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,715 Nope, not this way. 222 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,096 Not this way either. 223 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,558 I think it wants us to go this way. 224 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,643 To find this. 225 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,273 A blank canvas. I will never understand art. 226 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,158 Whoa, that girl looks just like... 227 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,283 Me. 228 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,743 She even has the same amulet. 229 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,162 What do you think it means? 230 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,540 Maybe it doesn't mean anything. Maybe it's just a coincidence. 231 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,126 Yeah, it's a total coincidence that Billie's amulet 232 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,128 led us to a painting of someone who looks like Billie 233 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,130 holding an amulet that looks like Billie's amulet. 234 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,298 Total coincidence. 235 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,010 Look, there's something written on it. 236 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,303 What language is that? 237 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,847 That's Ancient Elfish. That's the language of elves. 238 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,264 You know, I took that class at WizTech. 239 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,600 Great, so you can read it? 240 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,018 I said I took the class. 241 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:26,895 I didn't say I passed it 242 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,482 Giada, this is bad. 243 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,234 The centaur and the gnome, they hate me. 244 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,903 They talk to the Tribunal, there's no way 245 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,112 - I'm gonna get a spot. - No. Relax, you've just got 246 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,198 to get them to like you. 247 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,618 Oh, you mean like turn on the Russo charm. 248 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,078 Honey, you're cute. I mean bribery. 249 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,665 What's one thing garden gnomes can't resist? 250 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,003 Whoa! Is that Ficus for me? 251 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,172 It can be. Little gift. 252 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,674 My way of saying thank you for not saying bad things 253 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,258 about Justin to the Tribunal. 254 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,637 You think you can buy me off with a houseplant? 255 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,055 I knew this wouldn't work. 256 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,765 'Cause you can! I'm outta here. 257 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,350 Never doubted you for a second. 258 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,021 I got to admit, 259 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,564 this is pretty nice. 260 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,983 Oh, well, you deserve it, my friend. 261 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,570 And once again, I sincerely apologize for, 262 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,491 you know, uh, tipping you over in the wizard pasture. 263 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,786 That was pretty messed up. Because of you, I had to see 264 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,871 a chiropractor and a veterinarian. 265 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,415 Again, I am so... 266 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,834 ...so sorry. 267 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,047 All done. 268 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,591 Thanks for giving me the back end. 269 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,176 The front wasn't so great either. 270 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,178 Wow, thanks. 271 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,138 You know, Justin, maybe you're not such 272 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,765 a bad guy after all. 273 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,141 I'm gonna head home. 274 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,351 I wanna show off this tail to a cute unicorn 275 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,728 who lives in my building. 276 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,150 We did it! We won them over 277 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,820 with nothing but our wits and our Russo charm. 278 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,239 Well, that and some-- 279 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,241 Wits and Russo charm. 280 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,576 Oh, man, now nothing's standing in my way 281 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,912 of getting on that Tribunal. 282 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,414 Let's go. Come on. 283 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,834 Oh! Oh, sorry, sir. I didn't see you there. Oh, no! 284 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,005 Well, well, well, if it isn't the jerk bag 285 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,339 from the wizard market. 286 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,633 Any chance you're not here to speak to the Tribunal? 287 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,176 You wish. 288 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,720 Actually, I do. 289 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,393 If none of us speak Ancient Elfish, 290 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,812 how are we gonna figure out what this says about the painting? 291 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,564 I know! We go to a cemetery, dig up an ancient elf, 292 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,067 Billie brings him back to life, and he translates it for us. 293 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,987 I can't bring things back to life. 294 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,448 You can't? I gotta start being more careful. 295 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,492 Look, I'll just use a translation spell. 296 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,620 There's no time to learn an ancient tongue, 297 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,373 translate this phrase while we're still young. 298 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,462 What's it say? 299 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,506 "As... the... prophecy..." 300 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,760 Prophecy about what? Can't this thing go any faster? 301 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,636 Bet you wish you dug up that elf. 302 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:11,224 "As the prophecy foretells, wand in hand..." 303 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,643 Milodor! 304 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,520 Where are you? 305 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,687 We gotta get out of here. 306 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,440 We can't. It's not done translating. 307 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,358 I brought you a latte. 308 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,320 What are-- Milo! What are you doing? 309 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,197 I've always wanted to try a latte. 310 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,117 Milodor! I hope you didn't trick me. 311 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,787 That would make me so mad! 312 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,664 Oh, great! We just made Gardor so mad, 313 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,875 and he was kind of unhinged to begin with. 314 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,129 Come on and go faster! 315 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,172 Billie, you stay here. We'll distract him. 316 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:45,468 With what? "The Russo charm"? That only works for Dad! 317 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,512 Just come on. 318 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,185 "As the prophecy foretells, wand in hand, 319 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,062 a powerful girl..." 320 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,314 "A powerful girl"? I like the sound of that. 321 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,693 What was that? 322 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,865 "She's the one..." I'm the one! 323 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,742 The one what? 324 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,285 Where'd he go? 325 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,703 Maybe he left. 326 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,456 Gotcha! 327 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,041 Nope, still here. 328 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,796 I think we got off on the wrong eye. 329 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,172 On the wrong eye-- on the wrong eye-- 330 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,881 on the wrong eye-- eye-- eye-- eye-- eye-- eye-- 331 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,716 It's okay, I have another one. I have another 332 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,427 eye-- eye-- eye-- eye-- eye-- 333 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,225 That was highly inappropriate, but very catchy. 334 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,270 Do you have any idea how humiliating it is 335 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,480 to have a meme about you go viral? 336 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,232 I'm starting to, yes. 337 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,777 Now you know what kind of man Justin Russo is. 338 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,488 But-- Um-- A meme? Is that all you got? 339 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,366 Please! Okay, my husband will not be taken down by a meme. 340 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,410 Wait, I know that voice. 341 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,828 You're the troll from the wizard market. 342 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,998 Yeah, well, obviously I'm not really a troll. 343 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,917 I was just pretending to be one so Justin could fool you. 344 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,506 Giada, not helping. 345 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:15,015 Milodor, why are you so tiny? You tricked me. 346 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,850 - I can explain. - I'm listening. 347 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:17,977 I tricked you. 348 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,604 That's your explanation? 349 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,106 I don't want to trick him again. 350 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,817 You guys are going to pay for this. 351 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,027 Hey! 352 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,528 Over here, you big oaf. 353 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,031 You take that back. My mother was an oaf. 354 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,407 Glue-oh shoe-oh. 355 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,494 What the? [pants] I can't move. 356 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,662 Let's go. 357 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,832 Wait, what are you doing? 358 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,626 Look, I need to see what this says. 359 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,336 "As the prophecy foretells, 360 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,004 wand in hand, a powerful girl, she is the one who will..." 361 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,088 Billie? 362 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,257 - Come on, who will what? - Uh, Billie? 363 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,801 Hang on, guys, it's almost done. 364 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,554 Oh, we're done, all right. 365 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,601 I'm banishing you to the Realm of No Return! 366 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,438 Don't worry, I got it. 367 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,109 Okay, he's got it. 368 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,952 Man, I can't believe I'll never know 369 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,371 what that prophecy says about me. 370 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,331 I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it says 371 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,166 you get banished to the Realm of No Return. 372 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,293 You know, based on our current situation. 373 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,257 Mr. Russo, do you have anything you'd like to add? 374 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,634 For your sake, I really hope you do. 375 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:35,346 Hey, you still have a chance, okay? 376 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,224 These people have no idea who you really are. 377 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,934 You have to show them. 378 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,979 You're right. 379 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,314 Esteemed members of the Tribunal, 380 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,943 based on what you heard today, I may not seem 381 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,862 like the ideal candidate, but I... 382 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,156 Tour guide? 383 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,702 - But where are the kids? - Mr. Russo? 384 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,999 Uh... Right. I assure you, there's nothing more important 385 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,419 to me than standing right here. 386 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,547 Actually, I gotta go. 387 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,802 Well, that was a real roller coaster. 388 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,180 It is now time to vote on whether or not 389 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,850 we let Mr. Russo into the Tribunal. 390 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,561 I know I've made up my mind. 391 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,355 Wait! You can't make your decision yet. 392 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,522 Why not? 393 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,276 Because you don't know who my husband really is. 394 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,904 And sure, he just ran off without telling us 395 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,197 why he was leaving or where he's going. 396 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,619 And yes, I am a mortal with no real idea 397 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,622 of how I got here or how I'll get back. 398 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,333 Could you get to the point? 399 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,418 We only have this room until four. 400 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,212 What I'm trying to say is, 401 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,839 Justin Russo is the best man I know. 402 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,844 He leads with his heart. And he always does what's right. 403 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,263 Whoa, whoa, stop! 404 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,807 Justin always fights for what he believes in. 405 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,645 He bends over backwards for the people he cares about. 406 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,191 He's a man of integrity and does everything 407 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,317 by the book... 408 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,196 and he inspires others to do the same. 409 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,322 I got you! 410 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,541 And if that isn't the kind of man 411 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,419 you want on your Tribunal, then you don't deserve him. 412 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,341 What do you think you're doing? 413 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,760 Protecting my kids. Now don't move. 414 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,596 You can't tell me what to do. 415 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,265 I wouldn't be so sure. 416 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,684 Minister McFigglehorn. 417 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,143 You take orders from the Tribunal, 418 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,230 and Justin is on the Tribunal. 419 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,605 - He is? - You are? 420 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,691 I am? 421 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,151 Uh-- But-- But the Cyclops. 422 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,153 We had a surprise character witness, 423 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,322 someone who knows you better than anyone. 424 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,074 It was me. She means me. 425 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,663 You were willing to put others above yourself. 426 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,747 That is exactly the kind of wizard 427 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,375 we want on the Tribunal. 428 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,085 I'm on the Tribunal! 429 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,420 Dad, that's awesome! 430 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,589 Yeah, but how did you know we were here? 431 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,258 Well, when I saw you weren't on the tour, 432 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,176 I thought of the one place you weren't supposed to go, 433 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,554 because I knew that's exactly where you'd be. 434 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,888 And here we are now. 435 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,519 I hate being predictable, but I like being alive, so. Thanks, Justin. 436 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:34,108 Gardor, the Realm of No Return. Really? You are in big trouble. 437 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,281 He was only doing his job. If anyone should be in trouble, 438 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,532 it's us. 439 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,617 Oh, don't worry. You are. 440 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,537 Come on, kids. 441 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,791 Uh, Billie, time to go. 442 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,252 Wait for me! 443 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,797 - Bye, Gardor. - Bye, Milodor. 444 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,132 Actually, it's just Milo. 445 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,258 You tricked me again! 446 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,343 Gotta go! 447 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,686 I guess I'll never know what you wanted me to learn. 448 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,023 Hey, Billie! 449 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,774 What? What are you doing? 450 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,026 We're supposed to stay in our rooms. 451 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,235 I wanted to give you something. 452 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,946 You took it? 453 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,114 It's your prophecy. 454 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,407 You deserve to know what it says. 455 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,243 "As the prophecy foretells, 456 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,079 wand in hand, a powerful girl, she's the one who will..." 457 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,167 "...end the world." 458 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,501 What? 459 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,338 I'm sorry, did you say, "end the world"? 460 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,049 Were you eavesdropping? 461 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,634 Well, I didn't want to interrupt a nice moment between you guys, 462 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,345 but I also wanted to hear what the prophecy said, 463 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,013 so eavesdropping seemed like the right move, 464 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,264 but now I'm kind of regretting it. 465 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,101 Maybe you read the prophecy wrong. 466 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,646 Yeah, yeah, maybe it said, "bend the world," 467 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:57,191 or "defend the world," or "offend the world." 468 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,776 That last one I could definitely see. 469 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,697 No, the prophecy's clear. 470 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,576 A powerful wizard is going to destroy the world, and... 471 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,662 that wizard... 472 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,456 ...is me.