1
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What should we call our robot?
Crushbot 2000? Crushbot 3000?

2
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I got it. Big Bonker.

3
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I was thinking Snuggletron.

4
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Snuggletron?

5
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We're naming a battle robot,
not a stuffed bunny.

6
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I know that.

7
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Besides, my stuffed bunny
already has a name.

8
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It's Big Bonker.

9
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Oh, there you are.
I've been looking for you guys everywhere.

10
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We've been out here all morning.

11
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Okay. [chuckles] Maybe I slept in,
and this is the first place I looked.

12
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So, what you doing?

13
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Building our bot for the Robot Rumble.

14
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- Can I help?
- Sure.

15
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We just did a burn-in,

16
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and we're trying to figure out
why the actuator isn't connecting

17
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to the articulated manipulator.

18
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Cool. Cool. I see.

19
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Maybe our tools are triggering
the enabling device,

20
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and it's messing
with the joint servo command.

21
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You know, I bet that's it.
That sounds right.

22
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Or the optical proximity sensors
are misfiring,

23
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and the CPU
can't process the data properly.

24
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Or maybe it's because that doodad there

25
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isn't connected to this thingamajig.

26
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Think it's that?

27
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I don't.

28
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Oh, guys, if it's not working, I can help.

29
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No, no, we can fix it ourselves.

30
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- Yeah, with magic.
- No, with our knowledge.

31
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Of magic.

32
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No.

33
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We should just take
the whole thing apart.

34
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But-- But that'll take forever.

35
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Come on. Let me help. It's not a problem.

36
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Billie, seriously, we're good.
We don't want to use magic.

37
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Fine. Then I guess I should go.

38
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All right, cool. See you later.

39
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I mean, if you don't want to use magic,

40
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there's no reason
for me to stay.

41
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Bye, have a great day.

42
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But once I'm gone, I'm gone.

43
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We fully understand.
Thank you for stopping by.

44
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{\an8}<i>♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪</i>

45
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{\an8}<i>♪ When you can have what you want ♪</i>

46
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{\an8}<i>♪ By the simplest of means ♪</i>

47
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{\an8}<i>♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪</i>

48
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{\an8}<i>♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪</i>

49
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{\an8}<i>♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪</i>

50
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{\an8}<i>♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪</i>

51
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<i>♪ Yes, please ♪</i>

52
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<i>♪ What it seems ♪</i>

53
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I can't believe they don't want my help.

54
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Roman and Winter won't let you
build the robot either, huh?

55
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They left you out too?

56
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{\an8}Yep. You pitch one exploding robot arm,

57
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{\an8}and suddenly,
you're "going to hurt someone."

58
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{\an8}An exploding robot arm?
That's an awesome idea.

59
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I've got a ton more where that came from.

60
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Picture this. Exploding robot face.

61
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{\an8}I like it. I like it.

62
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{\an8}But do you have anything
that doesn't blow up?

63
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{\an8}Of course I do.
I've read every robot comic book.

64
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{\an8}I've seen every sci-fi movie.

65
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{\an8}You know, if you and I teamed up
to build a robot,

66
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{\an8}we'd dominate that Robot Rumble.

67
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{\an8}You're right. Who's gonna stop
a robot with an exploding face?

68
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{\an8}Feels like he'd stop himself,

69
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{\an8}you know, when his face explodes.

70
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{\an8}Yeah, it is a design flaw,
but what a way to go.

71
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{\an8}A dash of dried bat wings,
a clump of ogre hair,

72
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{\an8}and a sprinkle of serpent scale.

73
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{\an8}Expired? Huh.

74
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{\an8}Those dates are just suggestions.

75
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{\an8}I'm sure it's not really expired.

76
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All right...

77
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Oh! Oh! Why did I smell it?

78
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{\an8}It's expired.
That's definitely expired.

79
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{\an8}Hey, love. [sighs] I'll be right back.

80
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{\an8}I have to go to the wizard market.

81
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Ooh, you know, we're out
of bananas. Could you grab some?

82
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Giada, it's a wizard market.

83
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So, no bananas?

84
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{\an8}Actually, I don't know.

85
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{\an8}I've never looked
because it's a wizard market.

86
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I'm just going there
for some serpent scale.

87
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I'll use it in a potion
to keep Billie safe.

88
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Oh, well, you know, I have a great idea.

89
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Why don't I come with you?

90
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Giada! That is a great idea

91
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'cause then, it won't just be an errand.
It'll be a date.

92
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- Exactly. A date.
- Mm.

93
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But because it's also an errand,
let me grab my reusable bags.

94
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This is all the inspiration we need

95
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to make an awesome robot.

96
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Comic books, action figures,
and a few drawings

97
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my art teacher called nightmarish.

98
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Ugh! She wasn't kidding.

99
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I know. Mom and Dad got a letter.

100
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So, how does this work?

101
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Well, we just throw a bunch
of stuff into the cauldron,

102
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cast a spell, and bam, we built a robot.

103
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Well, technically, magic built the robot.

104
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Yeah, but we're gonna take all the credit.

105
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I like the way you think.

106
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- So, we can add whatever we want?
- Pretty much.

107
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We're gonna need a bigger cauldron.

108
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Oh! [chuckles] Wow.

109
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This place is amazing.
Did you see the magic beans?

110
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Oh, we should have bought the magic beans.

111
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Giada, first rule of the wizard market,
you never buy the magic beans.

112
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Why? 'Cause the giants?

113
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No, they're just really overpriced.

114
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Also, there are things
in here that can be dangerous,

115
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so just be careful what you touch.

116
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Justin, I was born
on Black Friday.

117
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I think I know how to shop.

118
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Okay, I'm gonna go find my serpent scale.

119
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Take a look around, enjoy,

120
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and I'll meet you back
at the coffee shop for our date.

121
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Can't wait.

122
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Okay. Hi.

123
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Serpent scale, serpent scale...

124
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Huh. I wond-- Ooh!

125
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Oh, I am so sorry, sir.
I didn't see you there.

126
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Didn't see me there

127
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'cause I'm a cyclops.

128
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No, no, no, no, no. I...
I didn't mean it that way.

129
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I would... I would never mean it that way.

130
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Here, let me... let me help you.

131
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Oh, my eye! [groans] It's okay.
It's okay. I have another one.

132
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That... that was not a joke

133
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about your one eye.

134
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I know we're at a wizard market,
but you, sir...

135
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...are a monster.

136
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- Uh, but I--
- Monster!

137
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Ooh, this robot has laser eyes.
Let's do those.

138
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This guy has a force field
that can deflect anything.

139
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Ooh, force field. Force field sounds cool.

140
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You know what? Also, he should
be as strong as ten tigers.

141
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- I got two.
- Two tigers it is.

142
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Ooh! And he should be able to toast stuff.

143
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How's he gonna toast stuff?

144
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- I don't know. Spell will figure it out.
- Eh.

145
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Wait. Are we making this robot too crazy?

146
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Billie,

147
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you and me, we're dreamers. Visionaries.

148
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We think outside the box.

149
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- What box?
- Exactly.

150
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Well, all right. Let's do this.

151
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Magic and science,
be in cahoots.

152
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Create a robot that beeps and boops.

153
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We shall call him Boltron.

154
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No, wait! Michael Jr. No, wait! Dennis.

155
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Let's go with Boltron.

156
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Let's see what he can do.
Give him a command.

157
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Boltron, destroy the competition.

158
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Specifically, Roman and Winter.

159
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<i>Destroy the competition.</i>

160
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<i>Specifically, Roman and Winter.</i>

161
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You know, Milo,

162
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we make a great team.
Why don't we hang out more?

163
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I think they keep us apart on purpose.

164
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They know what we're capable of.

165
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They're not wrong.

166
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Just as I suspected,

167
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we're going to dominate this Robot Rumble.

168
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You think?

169
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They always have battery issues.

170
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Their controller gets glitchy,

171
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and, uh, that's just a robot
vacuum with googly eyes.

172
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Do you think we should have let Billie
come with us?

173
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Winter, this is our thing.

174
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Billie would hate it.

175
00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,943
Come on, could you seriously
imagine her at a Robot Rumble?

176
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- Actually, I can.
- W-- Why?

177
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- She's right over there.
- Of course she is.

178
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- Hey, guys.
- What are you two doing here?

179
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Well, we just came to say good luck.

180
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Aw, that's sweet.

181
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'Cause you're going down.

182
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Less sweet.

183
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We're entering the competition, too.

184
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But Milo doesn't even go to this school.

185
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Uh, I don't know who Milo is,

186
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but this totally not fake student ID

187
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says I'm an eighth
grader named Kirk Tracy.

188
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You guys don't seriously think
you can do this?

189
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Watch us.

190
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See you in there.

191
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That's how they want to play?
Then, that's how we'll play.

192
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Let's go kick some bots.

193
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How long you been working on that?

194
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Longer than I'm comfortable admitting.

195
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Oh, see? I knew this place
would have bananas.

196
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,788
Huh, Wizard World's
not so weird.

197
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Ooh, fairy lotion.

198
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,793
Don't mind if I do.

199
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:09,591
Oh, that is nice.
Tingly.

200
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,551
Kind of itchy.

201
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,473
Now, kind of burny.
Hm. Not loving this.

202
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,475
Um...

203
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,185
Um...

204
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,730
This is not great!

205
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,985
Oh, no!

206
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,654
Hello! Hello, excuse me.

207
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,657
I think your fairy lotion
is mislabeled because...

208
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,702
...I'm a troll!

209
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,503
I know you guys
are new to this whole robot battle thing,

210
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but, um, you need to actually
bring the robot to the battle.

211
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He's here. He'll come in when he wants.

212
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- When he wants?
- You don't really rush Boltron.

213
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Gulp.

214
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,850
Did you just say "gulp"?

215
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,275
You used magic to build a robot.

216
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,944
No, we didn't.

217
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,822
Yeah, right!

218
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,989
You've never built a robot before,

219
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:19,911
and you've gotten your hair caught
in an electric toothbrush four times.

220
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,246
Uh, the fourth time was on purpose.

221
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,498
It tickles.

222
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,127
Okay, fine. We used magic.

223
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,795
But I don't know
what you're so worried about.

224
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,504
You said you didn't need magic, remember?

225
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,798
You wanted to use your knowledge.

226
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:32,966
I'm not worried.

227
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,927
This is a totally normal amount
of pit sweat for the situation.

228
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:45,061
I am Winter, destroyer of bots!

229
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,398
Sorry, that was the bloodlust talking.

230
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,651
But also not sorry! This is war!

231
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,787
So much for Boltron.
I mean, come on. Toast?

232
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,164
That's the best you got?

233
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:08,960
Gulp.

234
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,633
- Hey, Roman, you worried yet?
- No.

235
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,342
And that voice crack was age-related,

236
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,595
not fear-related.

237
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,932
<i>Destroy.</i>

238
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:25,977
<i>Destroy.</i>

239
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:31,357
<i>Destroy. Destroy.
Destroy. Destroy.</i>

240
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:38,406
<i>Destroy the competition,
specifically Roman and Winter.</i>

241
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,622
Snuggletron!

242
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,292
Your robot's name is Snuggletron?

243
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,920
Our robot's name was Snuggletron.

244
00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:02,555
Salamander salt, scarab wings.
Ah! Serpent scale!

245
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,431
I was starting to think
I wouldn't find it.

246
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,100
Oh!

247
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,354
- You?
- You.

248
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,147
It wasn't enough for you
to make a bunch of mean jokes?

249
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,942
You've gotta show up
and vandalize my shop?

250
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,777
I was just trying
to buy some serpent scale.

251
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,112
Well, we're fresh out.

252
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,197
I'm literally holding a bottle of it.

253
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,700
I mean, we're fresh out
of serpent scale for jerk bags,

254
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:23,952
you jerk bag.

255
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,914
Listen, I am so sorry about earlier.

256
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,707
And just now.

257
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,918
This has been a series
of unfortunate misunderstandings.

258
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,670
If you would just let me buy
the serpent scale,

259
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,006
- I will be out of your hair.
- Oh!

260
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,259
So, we're making bald jokes now.

261
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,843
No!

262
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,762
Okay, look, I just need
the serpent scale, please. It's important.

263
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,642
Well, since you said please, no!

264
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,437
Fine. I'm sure someone else in this market
must have some serpent scale.

265
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,899
I'm sure you'll find some.
Just keep your eyes peeled.

266
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,070
Oh! [chuckles] Now,
who's making eye jokes, huh?

267
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,739
It wasn't a joke. It was a suggestion.

268
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,616
I am so sorry...

269
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,911
I'm just gonna go.

270
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,174
Well... [exhales] ...this is all
that's left of Snuggletron.

271
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,885
I'm gonna go recycle her
in the e-waste bin in the quad.

272
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,137
It's what she would've wanted.

273
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,098
I suppose you're pretty proud
of yourselves.

274
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,642
Uh, duh. We won.

275
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,522
You do realize people worked really hard
on those bots, right?

276
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,857
So did we!

277
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,734
It took us 20 whole minutes
to build Boltron.

278
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,069
Yeah, and I got a papercut
from the comic books.

279
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,905
You know, we all made sacrifices, Roman.

280
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,698
No, you didn't.

281
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,409
You used a shortcut to avoid
the work and ruined everything.

282
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,702
Magic isn't a shortcut.

283
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,912
Uh, everyone spent weeks
building their robots,

284
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,082
and you made yours
in 20 minutes with a wand.

285
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,836
Okay, when you put it that way,
it sounds a little like a shortcut.

286
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,381
- We need to lock the doors!
- What's with you?

287
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,967
<i>Destroy the competition!</i>

288
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,135
What's with him?

289
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,180
I don't know. He just started chasing
me down the hallway yelling--

290
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,182
<i>Destroy the competition!</i>

291
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,308
That!

292
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,560
Billie, what did you do?

293
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,061
I told him to destroy the competition,

294
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,688
but I didn't think
he would take it literally.

295
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,899
He's a robot! Everything is literal!

296
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,949
Since when does he have
a force field?

297
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,661
Since you threw that action figure
into the cauldron and said,

298
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,789
"Ooh, force field.
A force field sounds cool."

299
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,125
Your magic doesn't work on him.
What do we do now?

300
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,960
Run!

301
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,972
How many tigers do you think
these door can keep out?

302
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,098
I don't know. One?

303
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,142
Oh, man, I was really hoping
you'd say three.

304
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,151
Guys, don't panic.
As long as these doors hold,

305
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,195
we can always start
a new society in the gym.

306
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,446
We just need food, water,

307
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,783
and maybe some curtains
to liven up the place.

308
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,910
Boltron's not gonna stop.

309
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,204
Because you guys programmed him
to destroy us.

310
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,832
Yeah, I'm hearing a lot of accusations,

311
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,792
but not a lot of solutions, Roman.

312
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,045
If I can't use my magic,
what are we gonna do?

313
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,387
We'll have to use the magic of science.

314
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,099
Okay. As a wizard,
I'm telling you that's not a thing.

315
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,894
We have all the parts
from the bots Boltron destroyed.

316
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,271
We can use them to build
a robot to protect us.

317
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,607
Like a superbot! Dibs on naming him.

318
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,942
We're calling him Superbot.

319
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,737
But how are we gonna do this?
He'll be here in like five minutes.

320
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,490
Then we better get started.

321
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,473
Wow. It's amazing
how fast you can build something

322
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,559
when you're terrified.

323
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,560
He's incredible.

324
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,479
Incredible enough to beat Boltron?

325
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:26,903
We're about to find out.

326
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,866
Oh, no! Justin!

327
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,786
Okay, the fairy at the booth
said it only lasts an hour,

328
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,624
so I just have to keep him
from seeing me until it wears off.

329
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:42,960
Excuse me.

330
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,004
Sorry to bother. Uh, do you know
where I could find some serpent scale?

331
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,131
No.

332
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,218
No, no serpent scale here.

333
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,597
Might want to try one of those stalls
on the other side of the market.

334
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,725
Way, way on the other side.

335
00:16:58,768 --> 00:16:59,769
You know,

336
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,896
you sound kind of familiar.

337
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,858
Have we met before?

338
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,610
Um, no. No, we haven't.

339
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,821
Um, I think I would have remembered you.

340
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,740
You're not even looking at me.

341
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,661
Well, I am now, and I've never
seen you before in my life.

342
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,329
It's so funny. My wife,

343
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,582
she was wearing that exact
same skirt this morning

344
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,043
and actually, the sweater, too.

345
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,420
And wedding ring,
which is a family heirloom.

346
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,549
Giada! Whoa!

347
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,508
Okay. Don't freak out.

348
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,553
What happened?

349
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,013
Well, on the upside,
I found the bananas.

350
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,224
But on the downside,

351
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,434
I tried a lotion that turned me
into a troll.

352
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,978
You said you'd be careful!

353
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,522
I know, I know. But don't worry.
It only lasts an hour.

354
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,359
So, you know, you go shop,
and I'll go terrorize some villagers.

355
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,235
Giada, this is the Wizard World.

356
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,653
No one here is afraid of trolls...

357
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,030
...unless you're a cyclops.

358
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,657
Wait. Trolls and cyclopses,

359
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,785
they are mortal enemies. This is perfect!

360
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,330
Perfect? I'd like to direct
your attention to my face.

361
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,457
Exactly. Your terrifying troll face

362
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,377
is the solution to my problem.

363
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,215
Not terrifying. Beautiful.
Beautifully... terrifying...

364
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,217
to cyclopses, not to me.

365
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,719
I'd marry you again in a heartbeat.

366
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,930
You have a problem with a cyclops?

367
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,807
Let's just say this trip
to the Wizard Market

368
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,560
has not been without incident.

369
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,859
Roman, remember, you were chosen
for this battle for a reason.

370
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,570
- I was the only one who fit in the suit.
- And that's the reason.

371
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:37,116
<i>Destroy the competition.</i>

372
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,085
Don't hurt Boltron! He's just scared!

373
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,630
He's scared?

374
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,756
Nope!

375
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,177
- What are you doing?
- Cowering, just like you!

376
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,804
- What is he doing?
- Cowering, just like me!

377
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,475
<i>Destroy!</i>

378
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,102
He's gonna squash us like Snuggletron!

379
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,565
This is for Snuggletron!

380
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,988
- Great job, Roman!
- All I'm doing is ducking!

381
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,366
Well, keep doing it!

382
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,996
Yes, Roman, keep punching!

383
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,712
Oh, no, that's bad.

384
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,049
No, it's great.
That's supercooled nitrogen.

385
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,842
Roman, use the nitrogen
to freeze his exoskeleton

386
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,761
and compromise its structural integrity.

387
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,639
Yeah. what she said!

388
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,600
Winter, you're a genius.

389
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,353
- Time to kick some bo--
- Roman, let it go.

390
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,563
Okay.

391
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,656
Yeah!

392
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,616
I can't believe it! I did it!

393
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,868
Man, I'm gonna be feeling this tomorrow.

394
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,412
You didn't take any hits.

395
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,163
Yeah, but I didn't stretch either.

396
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,464
Listen, I just thought
that you should know

397
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,008
there's been a troll sighting
at the market.

398
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,345
- Troll?
- I smell a cyclops!

399
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,556
There's a troll running
around here,

400
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:24,764
and nobody thought to tell me?

401
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,850
I just told you.

402
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,479
- You gotta help me.
- Of course I'll help.

403
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,565
I'd never let
a troll face a cyclops alone.

404
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,109
I'm not a monster.

405
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,361
Back off, wizard. I'm not here for you.

406
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,114
I won't let you hurt him.

407
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,623
Let me go!

408
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,669
Only if you leave in peace.

409
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,006
Great work. Meet you
back at the coffee shop in an hour.

410
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,674
Yeah.

411
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:03,679
Thank you. Thank you so much.
But why'd you help me?

412
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,639
Because only a jerk bag
would stand by and do nothing

413
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,935
while someone needed him.
And I, sir, am no jerk bag.

414
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,855
Here, take the serpent scale.

415
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,732
- Oh!
- It's yours.

416
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:20,321
Oh? Oh? Oh. [laughs] Oh...

417
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,574
Just go...

418
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,162
J-- Just-- Just go.

419
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:37,087
Well, I don't think we'll be doing
another Robot Rumble for a while.

420
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,715
- Nope.
- That was way too dangerous.

421
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,091
Also, I'm pretty sure
my dad's gonna ban them forever

422
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,303
after he sees what Boltron did
to the basketball cart.

423
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,808
Guys, listen. I grew up
using magic for everything.

424
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,479
So, I never thought of it as a shortcut
because it's just how wizards do things.

425
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,483
But it wasn't fair to you guys.

426
00:21:58,859 --> 00:21:59,860
I'm sorry.

427
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,862
It wasn't cool to leave you out.

428
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,989
We should've figured out a way
to include you.

429
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,783
Yeah, I'm sorry, too.

430
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,994
This is a thing Winter and I
always do, just the two of us.

431
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,371
I guess I didn't want to share.

432
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,874
Well, I don't really have
anything to apologize for.

433
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,585
But eighth grader Kirk Tracy

434
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,172
is really sorry for almost
getting you guys squished.

435
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,258
And for tearing up
some of your comic books, Roman.

436
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,176
You tore up my comic books?

437
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,346
No, Kirk Tracy did.
I was very clear about that.

438
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,522
You know, this turned out
to be a pretty great date.

439
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:37,982
Mm.

440
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,775
And that is the best mocha
I have ever had.

441
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,860
It should be.

442
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,988
That barista's the ghost
of the guy that invented them.

443
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,489
You know...

444
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,616
you were pretty great
back there with that cyclops.

445
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,578
Aw. Well, you don't get the lead
in the musical

446
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,329
at Camp Willapanacki three years in a row

447
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,539
without having some sparkle.

448
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:57,001
I'm just glad I got
on that cyclops' good side.

449
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,418
They can hold a grudge.

450
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:02,423
Buddy, you have no idea.

451
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,302
Let me explain. Run!


