1 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,723 Good morning, family. 2 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,516 Hey, you know what I was thinking? 3 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,850 It has been a while since we've had 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,228 a Russo family game night, right? 5 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:24,232 All of us sitting around a table talking, snacking, connecting. 6 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:27,569 Just us, no phones. Doesn't that sound like fun? 7 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,736 - What? - Huh? 8 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,197 - Hmm? - Did somebody say something? 9 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,325 All right, let's try this another way. 10 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,080 Mm! 11 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,748 I just got an invite from your dad 12 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,084 for a family game night. 13 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,918 Well, why didn't he just come in here and ask us? 14 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,796 You know Dad, always on his phone. 15 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,507 Oh! 16 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,217 Oh, Justin, when'd you get here? 17 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,970 Uh, I've been here talking to you. 18 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,306 Guys, this is why we need a family game night. 19 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,226 Dad, I think it's a great idea. No, stupendous. 20 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,435 No, extraordinary, which has an X in it, 21 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,105 making it worth 36 Scramble points. 22 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,691 If we were playing Scramble. 23 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,902 Hey, guys, I have an idea. We should play Scramble. 24 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:12,489 - Oh, boy. Here we go. - What? 25 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,657 Well, every time we have a Russo family game night, 26 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,951 - Roman always has to win. - It's annoying. 27 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,621 I don't have to win. I just do win. 28 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,040 You're right. That is annoying. 29 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,333 You guys, this is gonna be so much fun. 30 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,626 We haven't had a family game night 31 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,129 since... since Billie got here. 32 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:30,464 Yeah, she deserves the chance to lose to the Game Master. 33 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,717 Just like the rest of you. 34 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,177 Also, he calls himself the "Game Master." 35 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,430 Yeah, I got that. 36 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,100 Well, I think game night sounds like a great idea. 37 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:43,312 Then it's settled. Tonight, after dinner, we game. 38 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,398 Oh, and could all of you accept my calendar invite? 39 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,733 Having it hang out there like that, 40 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,151 it just makes me feel like 41 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,279 I'm living in a world of burning chaos. 42 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:55,240 So, uh, yeah, whenever you get the chance. 43 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,580 {\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 44 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,582 {\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 45 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,500 {\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 46 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,420 {\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 47 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:13,967 {\an8}♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 48 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,303 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 49 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:19,305 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 50 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,849 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 51 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,978 ♪ What it seems ♪ 52 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,230 {\an8}Thanks for helping me 53 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,815 pick a board game for game night, Winter. 54 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:33,069 {\an8}No problem. I've been to a lot of Russo family game nights. 55 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,196 {\an8}Mr. Russo and I have this little dance we do 56 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,947 {\an8}where he hints that it's time for me to go home, 57 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,950 {\an8}and I pretend to have water in my ears. 58 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,203 {\an8}Works every time. 59 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,455 {\an8}So, should we play Licorice Land? 60 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:47,083 {\an8}No, thanks. Last time Roman won Licorice Land, 61 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,252 {\an8}he told us to "Chocolate Chew on that." 62 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,545 {\an8}What about Battle Boats? 63 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,756 {\an8}Nope. Last time Roman won Battle Boats, 64 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,592 {\an8}he told us to "Chocolate Chew on that." 65 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,135 {\an8}- But it's a game about boats. - That's what I told him. 66 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,804 And he told me to "Chocolate Chew on that." 67 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:04,100 Okay. I get it. Well, I am not losing to him 68 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,601 at my first-ever family game night. 69 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,562 But he's won all these games. 70 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,439 Then we'll just have to find a game he hasn't won. 71 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,235 One he's never even heard of. A wizard game. 72 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,695 Billie, magic can't solve every problem. 73 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,699 I know, I know. But it can solve this one, so, to the lair! 74 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,163 {\an8}Thank you for calling Staten Island Telecom. 75 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,498 {\an8}This is Rodney How may I help you? 76 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,834 {\an8}Oh, finally. Our Wi-Fi is down, 77 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,544 {\an8}and the only thing we have downloaded 78 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,713 {\an8}the Super Giuseppe Brothers movie. 79 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,758 {\an8}And I cannot watch that again. 80 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,051 {\an8}Mom, help! It's an emergency! 81 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,471 {\an8}Rodney, I'll be right back. 82 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,222 What? What's wrong? 83 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,475 Oh, hey, have you seen my Game Master robe? 84 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,435 That's why you screamed for me? 85 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:48,644 I thought there was an emergency. 86 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:49,937 {\an8}There is. It's game night, 87 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,606 {\an8}and I can't find my Game Master robe. 88 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,067 Well, where did you put it the last time you wore it? 89 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,113 {\an8}I hung it up right-- Oh! Here it is. Thanks, Mom. 90 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,824 Rodney, are you still there? 91 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,159 Yes, until they fire me. 92 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,702 Now, let's get that Wi-Fi up and running. 93 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,245 {\an8}Mom, help, 94 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,039 {\an8}- it's an emergency! - It's not an emergency. 95 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,500 Unless it is. Dang it! 96 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,128 Rodney, don't hang up! What is it now? 97 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,629 I was putting on my Game Master robe 98 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,964 and there was a spider on it. 99 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,300 Roman, I'm kind of busy right now. 100 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,845 Too busy to save your firstborn from imminent death? 101 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,681 "Imminent death?" [scoffs] Really? 102 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,308 You have got to get over this spider-phobia. 103 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,227 Mom, okay, you know me. I crave constructive criticism... 104 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,313 Not true. 105 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,398 ...but right now, I just need you to find that spider. 106 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,567 Okay, well, I-- I don't see him, okay? 107 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,571 So, he's probably gone. You can come down from there. 108 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,239 All right, but if we don't find it, 109 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,366 I'm gonna need you to put me up in a hotel tonight. 110 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,911 Three stars or better, with a pool. 111 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,164 Rodney, sorry about that. 112 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,999 You have been placed in the queue. 113 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,211 There are currently 400 customers ahead of you. 114 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,838 Four hundred customers? 115 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,384 Spider, if you're still in here, Roman sleeps on the bottom bunk! 116 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,643 Man, I'll never get used to walking through a mirror. 117 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,812 What a rush. 118 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,355 Okay, all we need to do is find the perfect wizard game 119 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,440 for family game night. 120 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,275 Ooh, I know what this is. 121 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,694 I've been taking a deep dive on all things wizard. 122 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:24,032 - This is the Sphere of Allygog. - No, that's just a crystal ball. 123 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:29,537 Oh, okay. This is the mythical creature Mandoof, 124 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,956 whose hundreds of eyes can see into every dimension. 125 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,666 No, that's just a jar of eyeballs. 126 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,000 Every lair's got them. 127 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:39,130 You know, they're an ingredient in spells, soups, and stews. 128 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,967 Well, I know exactly what this is. 129 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,719 - It's a wizard game. - Well, you got that one right. 130 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,514 I know. It says right here on the box. 131 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,350 Mystery Mansion, A Wizard Game. 132 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,185 This is exactly what I was looking for. 133 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,771 - Have you played it? - No, but neither has Roman, 134 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,816 so, this is exactly what I was looking for. 135 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,573 - Milo, what are you doing? - They're making us learn 136 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,157 an instrument in music class this year, 137 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,826 and apparently this is an instrument. 138 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,955 - Not the way you play it. - Nice! 139 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,040 What were you guys doing in the lair? 140 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,667 Finding a game Roman has never played. 141 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,794 Let's set it up. 142 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,715 Winter, you read the instructions. 143 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:26,845 Huh. Ooh. [gasps] Ooh, that's fun! 144 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,263 Winter, read them out loud. 145 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,057 Right. It looks like everyone picks a character. 146 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,852 You can be the Adventurer, the Movie Star, 147 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,229 the Mad Scientist, the Wrestler, 148 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,398 the Cheerleader, or the Detective. 149 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,482 Can I be this guy? 150 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,861 - Those are the dice. - Sweet! I'm the dice. 151 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,280 Everybody's trapped in a mansion, 152 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,616 and you have to solve a mystery to get out. 153 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,242 This game doesn't seem all that wizardy. 154 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,952 It will when a wizard wins it. 155 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,913 Say hello to your new Game Master. 156 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,416 Guys, guys, guys! There's something on my back! 157 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,878 It's my Game Master robe. 158 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,839 So, what game am I winning tonight? 159 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,634 - Snacky Snacky Snakes? - Yeah, right. What are we, ten? 160 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:07,761 Some of us are. 161 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,347 Hey, Mrs. Russo, what character do you wanna be? 162 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,391 Whichever one has working Wi-Fi. 163 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,062 Finally, you're home! Let's get this game night going. 164 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,397 Oh, guys, I am so sorry. 165 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,483 I'm gonna need a minute. I got a ton of work to do. 166 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,568 Marcus was supposed to make the school calendar, 167 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,778 but he made the wrong month. 168 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,031 - What month did he do? - Novembuary? 169 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,077 You guys start. I'll be there as soon as I can. 170 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,955 Well, I guess we can pick the characters. 171 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:38,957 Spider! 172 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,459 Spider's not one of the characters. 173 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,253 Don't even think about being the dice. 174 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,465 No, the spider, he followed me. 175 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,011 How am I gonna beat him if he's not here? 176 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,097 This game night's not happening. 177 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,151 What just happened? Is this our living room? 178 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,696 Why am I in spandex? 179 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,989 Ooh, I'm not mad at it. 180 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,868 That's why it's a wizard game. We're in Mystery Mansion. 181 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:15,953 Where's Roman? 182 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,373 Guys, something amazing happened! 183 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,752 I have a beard. 184 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,881 And possibly chest hair, although I haven't checked yet. 185 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,056 Billie, what did you do? 186 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,267 I just wanted to find a game Roman hadn't played before. 187 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,144 But... [stammers] ...this is Mystery Mansion. 188 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,228 It's a wizard game. 189 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,688 What did you think was going to happen? 190 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,815 I beat Roman, he "Chocolate Chews" on it. 191 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,150 We all have a laugh. 192 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,694 I don't know, something like that. 193 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,446 I was fifth in the queue. 194 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:51,864 I'm gonna have to start all over again. 195 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,532 I have a ton of work to do. 196 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,993 I was supposed to learn "Hot Cross Buns" 197 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:58,371 on my clarinet, so, actually, I'm cool with this. 198 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,789 It says here the game ends 199 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,166 when somebody solves the mystery. 200 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,251 Oh! So, all we have to do is solve the mystery 201 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,462 and we'll get out. 202 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,590 Come on, we got this. Let's go, team! 203 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,717 Wow, I never thought of myself as a cheerleader, 204 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,970 but I'm nailing this. 205 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:18,682 Oh, we're all characters. You're the cheerleader. 206 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,518 - I'm the movie star. - So, who am I supposed to be? 207 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,062 You're the mad scientist. 208 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,607 You're darn right I'm mad. I was supposed to be the dice. 209 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,943 Roman's the adventurer, and Mr. Russo's the wrestler, 210 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,112 which must make me the detective. 211 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,908 Hey, look, I just solved my first case. 212 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,452 Okay. 213 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,496 According to this, "Every room has a puzzle. 214 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,706 Solve the puzzle and you find part of a riddle. 215 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,585 Solve the riddle and you win." I mean, that does sound fun. 216 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:50,005 Everybody relax. The Game Master's here. 217 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,217 I'll have us out of this in no time. 218 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,345 Check out these pictures of playing cards. Huh? See? 219 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,639 One of them is blank. 220 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,099 What are you doing? 221 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,226 Stroking my beard to help me think. 222 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,312 - Is it working? - No, not really. 223 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,608 Oh! I got it. Each row is a poker hand. 224 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,609 Top row is a straight shot down Broadway. 225 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,903 Middle row is a full boat, ladies over deuces. 226 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,113 I didn't know you played poker. 227 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,031 Neither did the frat boys I hustled in college, 228 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,659 which is why I have no student debt. 229 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,494 The bottom row would be a royal flush, 230 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,872 but the king's missing. 231 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,291 So, we need to find a king. 232 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,710 A chessboard has a king! 233 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,589 Found it! Game Master! 234 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,508 You have to win to be Game Master. 235 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,802 Well, then, remember this moment when I win. 236 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:37,887 Game Master! 237 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,391 "F Ham." The first part of the riddle. 238 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,978 The kitchen door just opened by itself. I bet the next pa-- 239 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,523 Part of the riddle is in there. I said it first. Game Master! 240 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,485 All right, Russo family... 241 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,113 ...and Winter. 242 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,032 Second part of the riddle's gotta be in here somewhere. 243 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,366 Who put you in charge? 244 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,493 I'm Game Master, I'm supposed to be in charge. 245 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,370 Mom, Billie won't stop saying she's the Game Master. 246 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,872 Okay. Nobody's the Game Master. 247 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,290 - Not yet. - Mom! 248 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,417 All right, enough! 249 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,794 I'm splitting you guys up. 250 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,172 Winter, Roman, Milo, you go upstairs and search. 251 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,715 Billie, you're staying down here with us. 252 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,633 But if we split up, I can't make fun of Roman. 253 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,428 Yeah, that's why I'm splitting you up. 254 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:23,016 Okay, everybody start looking for clues. Oh. 255 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,269 Ooh! I can't get this drawer open. 256 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,396 Let me try. 257 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,107 J-Man bringing the pain. 258 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,325 Oh, J-Man should have stretched before doing that. 259 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,710 Whoa! I think the game made our room into a music room. 260 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,504 - What was your first clue? - The piano. 261 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,048 I was being sarcastic. 262 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,300 And I was ignoring it because I'm the better person. 263 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,053 I guess we're looking for a clue 264 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,596 that has something to do with music. 265 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,682 My gametuition, that's what we Game Masters call intuition-- 266 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,978 Yes, I got it. I figured it out with my regular intuition. 267 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,397 As I was saying, my gametuition tells me 268 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,942 we should check these music books. 269 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,989 - Guys? - This one's blank. 270 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,699 All of them are. The blank pages must mean something. 271 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,284 Is it a red herring? A metaphor? 272 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,369 Guys? 273 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,746 Maybe the game is trying to tell us to write our own song. 274 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,914 Quick, what rhymes with 275 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,583 "Living in my older sister's shadow?" 276 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,920 Winter, I'm an adventurer, not a therapist. 277 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,754 Guys, the game is trying to tell us 278 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,840 that the song is inside the piano. 279 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,720 Check it out. "E-D-C." 280 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,933 - I think they're musical notes. - Not just any notes. 281 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,726 That's the melody of "Hot Cross Buns." 282 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,730 I'd bet my life on it. Clarinet me. 283 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,781 We've looked everywhere. 284 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,076 Yeah, but maybe all these mice mean something. 285 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,702 What do we know about mice? 286 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,453 - They squeak. - They like cheese. 287 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,747 - Ha! They like cheese. - I just said that. 288 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,250 Yeah, but that's all I know about mice. 289 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,877 They live in holes. This must be it. 290 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,004 That wasn't there before. 291 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,255 It better not have been 292 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,799 or else I'm going to that hotel with Roman. 293 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,301 I found it. 294 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,969 Did you hear that, Roman? I found it. 295 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,556 Ooh! Needles knitting a sweater. 296 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,099 The other card had an F, a plus sign, 297 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,559 and a picture of a ham on it. 298 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,354 I got it. "F plus ham needle!" 299 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,064 Sorry, I thought if I said it with confidence 300 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,608 it would come to me, but it did not. 301 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,777 I don't think any of this is gonna make sense 302 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,489 - until we have all the clues. - So, where to now? 303 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,117 I think the game wants us to go-- 304 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,662 That way. It wants us to go that way. Solved it. 305 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,539 She didn't even let me finish my... 306 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,168 Quit yapping, Russo, and follow that cheerleader. 307 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,295 ...sentence. 308 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,429 We have a greenhouse now. 309 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,682 I can finally grow orchids when it's cold. 310 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,644 Guys, focus. We need to look for clues. 311 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,146 Yeah, okay, sorry. Sorry, it's just I got-- 312 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,689 I got caught up in all the possibilities. 313 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,775 All right. 314 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,029 Nothing. Nothing. 315 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,365 Did you hear something? 316 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,409 That was just my spandex rubbing together. 317 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,329 Could start a fire in these pants. 318 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,540 No. That. 319 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,210 Giada! 320 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,463 Justin, no! 321 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,678 Okay, Milo, you got this. 322 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,639 - You're ready. - He better be ready. 323 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,517 He's been licking his lips for the last five minutes. 324 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,646 Okay, here I go. 325 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,280 I thought you knew how that thing works. 326 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,656 I do know how it works. 327 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,783 Mouth goes here and the sound comes out here. 328 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,203 What happens in the middle is jazz, baby. 329 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,498 Let me try again. 330 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:33,182 - Milo, that was incredible! - How did you do that? 331 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,726 I just sneezed into the clarinet and that's what it sounded like. 332 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,270 Jazz, baby! 333 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,065 The clue! 334 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,734 It's a picture of an eel, a plus sign, and the letter E. 335 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,404 Give me that! I can't wait to see the look on Billie's face 336 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,115 when she finds out I found the next clue! 337 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,240 Milo found it. 338 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,742 That is not how I'm gonna tell it. 339 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,664 So, I take it the instructions to Mystery Mansion 340 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,791 just didn't mention a giant spider. 341 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,918 They did not. 342 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,004 Roman saw a spider on the game board 343 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,506 right before we got sucked in here. 344 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,257 You know, maybe it got pulled in with us. 345 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,217 I'm just glad Roman's not here to see this. 346 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,386 Here to see what? 347 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,514 Play it cool. Maybe he won't notice. 348 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,059 Why is that-- Why is that web so big? 349 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,438 It wasn't made by a giant spider. 350 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,024 That makes me think it was made by a giant spider. 351 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,901 Roman, sweetie, there-- there was a giant spider, 352 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,611 but he's gone. He ran away. He's gone. 353 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,154 No, he's not. He's right there. 354 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,991 I'm out! 355 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,620 Okay, Winter, Milo, it's up to you 356 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,080 to get us out of here. 357 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,999 Yeah, that's gonna be a little tough. 358 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,167 Okay. You know what? 359 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,752 This is okay. We still have Winter. 360 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,005 Yeah, not so much. 361 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,257 I can't believe my first Russo family game night 362 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,927 is also gonna be my last. 363 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,609 Roman? 364 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,029 I have never been this scared in my entire life. 365 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,574 Get everyone else out of the web. 366 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,370 I'm gonna jab this rake wildly and hope I hit something. 367 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,248 Sweet, cut 'em loose with this axe. 368 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,709 - Not the axe. - Ugh, fine. 369 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,549 - Hurry! - Ew, ew. Ew, ew, ew! 370 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,341 Guys, there's the clue! 371 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,261 - That's the last one we need! - Grab it! 372 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,805 Run! I'll take care of the spider. 373 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,643 Nope, nope, he's got the rake. He's in charge. 374 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,940 We made it! Come on, come on! 375 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,819 Roman, you saved the day! 376 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,531 - I'm so proud of you! - Yeah, I was pretty brave. 377 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,286 Billie, lock the door! 378 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,788 You don't think he knows I had my key under the mat, do you? 379 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,916 You don't think he heard me say that, do you? 380 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,960 We need to solve the puzzle 381 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,588 - and get out of this game! - Yeah, yeah. 382 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,841 Okay, everyone pull out your clues! 383 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,510 - What are they supposed to be? - I think they make a rebus. 384 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,596 - What's a rebus? - It's a puzzle with pictures. 385 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,307 Why don't you just say "A puzzle with pictures?" 386 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,601 Pass up the chance to say "rebus"? I think not. 387 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,021 He found my key! 388 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,773 We'll hold the door. You solve the puzzle. 389 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,317 Okay, these pictures should spell out a phrase. 390 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,651 We just have to figure out the order. 391 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,111 - I got nothing. - Me neither. 392 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,031 I'm not trying to add any pressure, but hurry! 393 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,533 Wait, I know. Each room had these same colors 394 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,201 - in the same order. - He's right. 395 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,162 The tea mugs, the music books, the flowers. 396 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,831 - Yeah. - Oh! Nice catch, guys. 397 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,916 Red, blue, yellow, purple. 398 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,668 There. 399 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,420 But we still don't know what it means. 400 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,339 We can't hold the door much longer. 401 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,507 - Clothes, knitting-- - Uh, close-knit! 402 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,219 F plus ham, eel plus E. 403 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,805 "Fam-eel-E?" Family? 404 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,142 Got it. "Close-knit family." 405 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,024 - We did it! - We're out of the game! 406 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,360 I'm finally out of that spandex. 407 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,655 That was the craziest game night we've ever had. 408 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,739 I don't know. 409 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,450 That Battle Boats tourney of 2022 was pretty, 410 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,412 as we used to say in 2022, "Lit." 411 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,206 So, who won the game? 412 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,583 Well, Roman did save us from that spider. 413 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,710 Y-- Yeah, but Winter and Milo figured out 414 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,045 the order of the rebus. 415 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,713 Mom figured out the poker hand. 416 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,340 Oh, but Justin found the mouse hole. 417 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,926 - Billie solved the riddle. - So, we all won? 418 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,636 How do we decide who the Game Master is? 419 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,472 I guess we're just gonna have to go off of, uh, 420 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,891 whoever's wearing the robe. 421 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,353 Oh, right. Game Master. I forgot all about that. 422 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,979 You forgot? I thought beating Roman 423 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,272 was the whole point of this. 424 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,233 Yeah, but then I just started having fun 425 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,568 playing with you guys. 426 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,571 Maybe that's what family game night's all about. 427 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,282 It is. It really is. 428 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,955 You know, I'm sorry I got you all sucked into that game. 429 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,916 And, Justin, I hope you still have time to get your work done. 430 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,000 I'll get it done. 431 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,877 Hey, family game night was worth it. 432 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,005 In fact, you know what? New rule. 433 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,007 From here on out, every Friday is a Russo family game night. 434 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,260 I'm gonna calendar it. 435 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:20,969 Ooh, what's up with the Wi-Fi? 436 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,179 Dang it! I forgot about the Wi-Fi! 437 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,391 I probably lost my place in line! 438 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,392 Your call will be answered next. 439 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:32,148 Oh, yes! Best game night ever! Hi! Yes, I'm here! 440 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,620 Okay, everybody. The game's Staten Island Stud. 441 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,621 Rockets and deuces are wild. 442 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,249 Low spade in the hole gets half the pot. 443 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,879 - Five pretzel buy-in. - Too rich for my blood. 444 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,256 Billie, come on. 445 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,883 Just let me borrow a couple of pretzels, 446 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,093 just a few sticks to get me back in the game. 447 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,804 You know I'm good for it. 448 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,098 Ah, forget it, kid, you're in too deep. 449 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,978 Guys, I just went to PriceCo. We have plenty of pretzels. 450 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,734 When did Milo get so good at the clarinet? 451 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,196 Oh. Watch this. Hey, Milo. 452 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,907 You're doing great. 453 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,160 Thanks, Mom. 454 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,622 That makes a lot more sense. 455 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,003 Milo, what are you doing? 456 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,923 Jazz, baby.