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Russo's got wheels.
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He jukes left. He jukes right!
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- Goal!
- Hello, Milo.
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Bella Bianchi.
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No wonder all the birds stopped chirping.
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What do you want?
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My mom loaned your mom a casserole dish,
and she wants it back.
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I'd help you, but I don't want to.
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Also, I don't know
what a casserole dish is.
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I'll find it myself.
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I can't have a stain.
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This is the shirt I was wearing
when Giada and I met.
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I wore it special for our anniversary.
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- Well, I can help.
- No, don't!
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I know, I know. Not outside the lair.
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Well, maybe just this once.
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You know, 'cause it's an emergency.
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Oh! [chuckles] Thanks, Billie.
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No problem.
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Dang it, now I can't remember
what I came in here for.
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I can't find the dish.
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Oh, well, you tried. Time to go.
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If I don't come back
with a casserole dish,
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I don't get casserole.
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And mama wants her casserole.
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A snack. I wanted a snack.
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Billie, I need your help.
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I tried something new with my hair.
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First, I used mousse, then I used gel,
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then I used something called a relaxer,
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but I am not feeling relaxed.
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Would you call this an emergency?
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I'm gonna go ahead and say, yeah.
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Oh, man, I got you.
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No, don't!
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- Thank you.
- Happy to help.
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Dang it, now I forgot
why I came in here again.
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It's not in there either.
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Here, take this dish.
Would you just go?
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All right, nobody distract me.
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I've finally remembered
what I came in here for.
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Why didn't you just use the microwave?
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It takes three minutes.
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Bella Bianchi was just here.
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She could have seen you using magic.
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No, all she would have seen
was me helping out the family.
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- With magic!
- Oh, yeah.
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That would have been bad.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Oh, hey, Iggy.
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Are your wings tired?
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{\an8}'Cause you've been flying
through my mind all night.
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{\an8}Oh, that's a good one.
That's gonna work.
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Honey, who are you talking to?
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{\an8}What? Nothing! Who are you talking to?
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You.
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{\an8}Are these flowers from your father?
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{\an8}Well, they're not mine,
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'cause I'm going
to the comic book shop.
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{\an8}No need to have flowers
at the comic book shop.
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{\an8}That would just be weird.
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{\an8}Your dad and I promised each other
we weren't gonna go over the top
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{\an8}for our anniversary gifts this year.
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{\an8}I got him nail clippers,
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{\an8}Roman, nail clippers.
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Wait, so you think
these flowers are over the top?
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{\an8}Look at the size of them!
What am I, Miss Staten Island 2007?
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I am, but these are ridiculous.
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Knowing your dad,
this is only the beginning.
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I have to find out
what else he has planned.
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{\an8}We... well, if you need me,
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{\an8}I'll be at the comic book shop,
as previously mentioned.
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Billie, I have another emergency.
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Apparently, these flowers
are over the top.
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I... I can't take these
to the comic book shop.
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Comic book shop? I thought you had a date!
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It's code.
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No one can know I'm sneaking off
to the Wizard World.
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I know, I'm just messing with ya.
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{\an8}So, can you help me with the flowers?
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{\an8}I don't want Iggy
to think I'm trying too hard.
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Well, then in that case,
you might want to consider
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wearing less body spray.
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But relax, I got you.
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{\an8}There. Backpack charm. Trust me, the...
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{\an8}comic book shop will love it.
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Hey, Roman. What's that box?
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It's definitely not mine.
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{\an8}'Cause I'm not going
to meet a special someone.
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Then that means it's for me.
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I knew Giada wouldn't keep
our anniversary promise.
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{\an8}And a box that small means she went big.
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{\an8}Wonder what it is.
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Gold cufflinks,
diamond money clip, pinky ring.
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I can pull off a pinky ring, right?
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You? Heck yeah!
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It's our 15th
wedding anniversary,
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and I'm about to present my beautiful wife
with jumper cables.
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I gotta get to a mall.
I gotta get to all the malls.
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Milo, how many times
have I told you
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not to play with that thing in the house?
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Ten. Unless you're counting this time.
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In that case, it's 11.
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Oh, uh, hi, Bella.
Milo, your friend's here.
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- We're not friends!
- We're not friends!
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- What are you doing back here?
- I was about to leave,
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but then I saw Billie pop a bag
of popcorn right on the counter.
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- Uh, I can explain that.
- Well? I'm waiting.
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I didn't say when I'd explain it.
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- Oh, Billie, I need your help.
- Oh!
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Okay. Pull on three. One, two...
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I'm not stuck.
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I'm trying to figure out how big
Justin went on my anniversary gift,
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but his gift isn't in any
of his usual hiding spots.
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Only place I haven't looked is the lair.
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Ooh, could you let me in?
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- Uh, the lair? I don't know.
- Please. It's an emergency.
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- An emergency?
- Of the heart.
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I gotchu.
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It's kind of nice
being the one solving problems
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instead of causing them.
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So, you expect me to believe
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that you guys have self-popping popcorn?
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It'd be great if you did.
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I dunno. It just seemed...
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magical.
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Hate to break it to you, Bella.
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The Russo's are a boring old family.
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You're not breaking anything.
Everybody knows that.
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I'm out of here.
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Oh, come on!
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Hey, Bella, you didn't
just see that, did you?
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You walk through a glowing mirror?
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Yeah, you saw it.
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I knew something magical
was going on here.
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I'm gonna tell everyone I know.
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And then I'm gonna tell people
I don't know.
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Well, not if I--
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Hey!
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Milo! Why would you do that?
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She was about to tell everyone
your secret.
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It was the only thing I could do.
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But I was just about to erase her memory.
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Oh, that's way better. Let's do that.
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We'll get her out of the lair
and fix all of this. Easy peasy.
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That's bad luck for so many reasons.
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Milo, you shattered the mirror.
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Let's break more things.
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We'll say a raccoon
got loose in the house.
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Yeah, I'll just use magic.
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Broken, cracked, chipped, and tattered,
make this mirror now unshattered.
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Why didn't it work?
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You can conjure a monster,
but you can't fix a mirror?
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I don't get these powers.
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What are we gonna do?
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Bella's in the lair totally unsupervised.
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Well, she's not totally unsupervised.
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Hello, Milo's mom.
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Bella, what are you doing here?
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I could ask you the same thing.
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No, you can't. I'm an adult,
and this is my house.
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Which is why you've got
some explaining to do.
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I've seen some pretty weird
stuff around here, lady.
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- I don't like your tone, missy.
- Nobody does.
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Nothing? No tables available?
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We'll sit anywhere.
Put us in the bathroom.
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We'll sit at the changing table.
It's booked?
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But this is my 15th wedding anniversary.
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Yes, I know I should've booked
this months ago.
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Hi, Mr. Russo.
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You know, you really gotta start
locking your doors.
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Anyone could come in here.
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Anyone could, but only you do.
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What's with all the bags?
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I'm trying to find the perfect
anniversary gift for Giada.
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My Dad just takes my mom
to a fancy restaurant,
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but you gotta book
a reservation months in advance.
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What am I telling you for? You know this.
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You'd think that, wouldn't you?
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- So, uh, what're doing here?
- Billie called me.
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She said she needed
a jigsaw puzzle expert.
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Why would she need a jigsaw puzzle expert?
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I don't know. Something about
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- a broken mirror?
- What!
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Ooh, this piece fits with that piece,
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but also with this piece, and that piece.
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This is not going well.
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What happened? This is a disaster.
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You can say that again.
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They didn't even start with the edges.
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It's a good thing you called me.
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I can't believe you broke the mirror!
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Don't worry. Mom will be fine in the lair.
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Giada's in the lair?
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Yeah, but it's okay, 'cause, uh,
she can keep an eye on Bella.
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Bella is in the lair?
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It was the safest place to put her
after she saw Billie do magic.
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She saw Billie do magic?
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We're just gonna stop telling you stuff
if this is how you're gonna react.
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This is bad. Lair mirrors can only
be repaired from inside the lair.
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Well, that makes no sense.
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How do you get in the lair
to repair the mirror
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if you can't use the mirror
to get in the lair?
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You don't break the mirror.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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Okay, you can use Cerebellum Erasus
for up to an hour.
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If we get Bella out of there in time,
we can erase her memory.
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But how do we get in?
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The freezer in my family's old sub shop
is a portal to the lair.
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Maybe we get in that way.
I need to make a call.
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Ooh, this piece fits with that piece,
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but also with this piece, and that piece.
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This is not going well.
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So, Bella, what's all this weird
stuff you think you saw?
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Why don't we start with the magic mirror
Milo pushed me through.
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Okay, first of all,
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Milo should not be pushing anyone,
he knows better.
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And second... that's just a mirror...
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that you can walk through.
Nothing weird about that.
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Whoo!
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- What?
- Uh, nothing happening here.
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Okay, fine.
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But how do you explain this secret room?
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It's our basement.
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You have an ancient sarcophagus
in your basement?
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It's just a Halloween
decoration.
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Get-- Go!
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Shoo!
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Yep,
just a fun Halloween decoration
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that should probably have a lock on it.
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Well, I guess you've answered
all my questions.
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I can't believe I thought
you guys were magical or something.
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And back from the Wizard World
with five minutes to spare.
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- Roman?
- Mom?
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- Wizard World?
- Dang it!
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Okay, I talked to uncle Max.
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Good news, that freezer
is still a Wizard Portal.
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Well then great, let's go to the sub shop.
247
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Wait, my dad never says,
248
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,375
"Good news," unless it's followed by--
249
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,877
- Bad news.
- There it is.
250
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,546
Max sold that freezer years ago.
251
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,630
You get mad at me
252
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,132
for using magic to scramble eggs,
253
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,342
but your brother is allowed
to sell a Wizard Portal?
254
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,302
Well, Max doesn't live under my roof,
255
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,139
because he lives on a yacht.
256
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,558
Besides, only wizards can use the portal.
257
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,269
The freezer is currently in the kitchen
258
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,313
of a restaurant called, uh,
Chez Pre or Cheese...?
259
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,523
Chez Prétenshoo?
260
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,651
That place is so exclusive,
all the influencers go there.
261
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,737
And then they influence
normal people to go there,
262
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,947
but they can't get in.
263
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,242
Milo, Winter, you guys stay here
in case someone misses Bella
264
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,369
and comes looking for her.
265
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,371
I know that's hard to believe,
but it could happen.
266
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,165
Billie and I will go to the restaurant,
267
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,459
we'll sneak into the lair
faster than you can say
268
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,587
Chez Pre-- Chez Pre--
269
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,255
Chez Prétenshoo.
270
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:38,257
Of course,
271
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:41,594
we could get you a table in six months.
272
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,388
Only gave you five months to live, huh?
273
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,308
Well, we would have enjoyed having you.
274
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,894
I don't have a good feeling about this.
275
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,897
I think you're underestimating
the power of the Russo charm,
276
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,399
watch and learn.
277
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,567
- Hi.
- Nope.
278
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,778
Okay, then, thank you very much.
279
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,781
We gotta come up with a new plan.
280
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,493
Um, I got this. You distract them,
I'll make a run for it.
281
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,911
Okay. Uh...
282
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,460
Yeah, we need a new, new plan.
283
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,055
Who would have thought
284
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,431
sneaking into the most exclusive
restaurant in the tristate area,
285
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,433
finding the freezer,
hoping it still connects to the lair,
286
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,227
and erasing Bella's memory
before she tells everyone
287
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,896
we're wizards would be so hard!
288
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,565
Don't forget we have to do it
in ten minutes!
289
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,901
Well, actually, it's nine minutes.
290
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,111
- Well, now it's--
- I know how time works!
291
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,322
How are we gonna get past that guy?
292
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:49,285
I got it! I'll conjure a raw steak,
we'll throw it in the alleyway,
293
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,663
and he'll chase it like a Dobermann.
294
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,040
No! Using magic is what got us
here in the first place.
295
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,251
But you said I can use magic
in an emergency.
296
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,461
I never said that.
297
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,381
Re-playus my day-us.
298
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,425
Well, maybe just this once.
299
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,635
You know, 'cause it's an emergency.
300
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,803
In my defense,
301
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,222
I did say "Just this once."
302
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,559
It just felt good to help.
You guys always have my back,
303
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,186
it was nice to have yours for a change.
304
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,396
That is sweet,
305
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,232
but I should have never told you
to use magic in the first place.
306
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,108
If we're not careful,
we're gonna get found out.
307
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,610
There has to be another way.
308
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,154
Charli D'Amelio!
No reservation necessary.
309
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,824
We'll show you right to your table.
310
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,327
Kick out anyone with less
than a 100 million followers.
311
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,833
Ooh, Charli D'Amelio.
So, who's Charli D'Amelio?
312
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,336
I have no idea,
but that host was impressed.
313
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,505
Wait, I know how to get in.
314
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,300
Hey, it's your girl, Maddoxley.
315
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,261
I'm gonna drop in at Chez Prétenshoo
and see if it lives up to the hype.
316
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,347
Stay tuned for a sick bathroom selfie.
317
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,515
Table for trois.
318
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,892
Do you have a reservation?
319
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,811
This face is a reservation.
320
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,356
Miss, I have no idea who you are.
321
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,612
You don't know who Maddoxley is?
I'm low-key cringing right now.
322
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,073
I'm so low-key, I'm high-key.
323
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,410
Nailing this.
324
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,331
Apparently,
they don't have a table for me.
325
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,540
Now, I know you're gonna
wanna go after this guy,
326
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,542
but all 300-million of you
327
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,295
- just need to--
- Did you say "300-million"?
328
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,797
Table just opened up for ya.
329
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:26,675
Get rid of D'Amelio.
330
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:28,969
Right this way.
331
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,138
We're in.
332
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,599
Wow, Winter really turned it on.
333
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,227
I just hope she can turn it off.
Maddoxley is a lot.
334
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,150
Apologies for the misunderstanding,
335
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,317
Ms. Maddoxley.
336
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,528
Try apologizing for your face.
337
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,908
I apologize for my face.
338
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,577
Enjoy.
339
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,539
Now, all we have to do is wait
till no one's looking
340
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,749
and then sneak into the kitchen.
341
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,086
- That might be a little tricky.
- Why?
342
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,923
That's right, Maddoxley is here
at Chez Prétenshoo.
343
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,299
I'm gonna livestream her whole meal.
344
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,510
Nothing's gonna happen at that table
345
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,221
that you won't see!
346
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,976
What do we do now?
347
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,476
I don't know, but don't drink the water.
348
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,896
It's 75 dollars a glass.
349
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,620
I knew it. You're wizards!
350
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,541
My mom's gonna have this
on the PTA group chat like that.
351
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,377
Roman, I finally convinced her
there was nothing going on here,
352
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,504
and then you come in talking
about the Wizard World!
353
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,840
I didn't know you were in here.
Why are you in here?
354
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,384
We're talking about you, mister.
355
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,929
Whoa, what is this thing? It's amazing!
356
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,848
It makes small objects look big.
357
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,810
- It's a magnifying glass.
- A wizard magnifying glass?
358
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,603
No, it's just a magnifying glass.
359
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,689
I am not gonna ask you this again.
360
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,149
What were you doing in the Wizard World?
361
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,610
I'm a young man,
and young men have secrets.
362
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,112
Uh, you are not a young man.
You are my little boy,
363
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,905
and little boys do not keep secrets
364
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,158
from their mommies.
365
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,042
Uh, guys?
366
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,712
I know why you're in here.
You're snooping.
367
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,505
You're trying to figure out
what dad got you for your anniversary.
368
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,590
I would never.
369
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,051
This is not good.
370
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,593
I'll tell you where I was
371
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,137
if you tell me why you're in here.
372
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,432
I... I was looking
for your dad's present.
373
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,809
He always gives me the perfect gift.
374
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:44,020
Just once I wanted to get him something
as thoughtful as he gives me.
375
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,105
Mom.
376
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:46,647
That's really sweet.
377
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,524
Miss Russo!
378
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,610
In a minute, Bella.
379
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,278
Your turn.
380
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,530
I went into the Wizard World to see--
381
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,865
Guys!
382
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,409
Hang on, Bella!
383
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,745
We are not done talking about this!
384
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,712
We're not gonna get to the freezer
with all these people watching us.
385
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,007
And we only have two minutes
left to erase Bella's memory.
386
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,174
If we don't,
387
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,676
she'll tell everybody our secret.
388
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,595
You know, this really feels
like an emergency.
389
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,431
No. No one can see us do magic.
390
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,975
Right, no one can see us do magic.
391
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,940
Whoa! Billie, why'd you do that?
392
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,859
Guys? Where'd you go?
393
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,780
It's okay. I'll just order for the table.
394
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,170
What was that?
395
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,383
Well, you said no one can see us
do magic, and they didn't,
396
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,884
'cause I turned us into food.
397
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,554
I gotta admit, that was pretty clever.
398
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,889
Would you say it was genius?
399
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143
I got a sock full of risotto, so no.
400
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,562
Okay, let's get to the freezer.
401
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,613
Get me out of here!
402
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,407
I'm wearing dress shoes,
I have no traction!
403
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,992
Why did you wear your church shoes
404
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,118
to the Wizard World?
405
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,744
Really, Mom?
You want to talk about this now?
406
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,166
Mrs. Russo, he was on a date. Hello?
407
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,459
You went on your first date?
Why didn't you tell me?
408
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,627
'Cause I knew you'd get all--
409
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,715
- My baby boy is growing up!
- That.
410
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,092
This tentacle isn't the only thing
411
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,760
that's having trouble letting go.
412
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,804
Who opened the sarcophagus?
413
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,765
Technically, the tentacle did!
414
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:48,186
Russo's are in so much trouble
when I get outta here!
415
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,356
If we let the tentacle take her,
it would solve all our problems.
416
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,442
- Billie!
- Well, I'm just saying.
417
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,279
- Billie!
- Electrozempress!
418
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:08,414
Okay, everybody start talking.
I want to know why.
419
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,499
I want to know what, I want to know how.
420
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,667
Justin, we have 30 seconds.
421
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,128
Everyone be quiet!
422
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,423
I'll fix the mirror.
Billie, you get Bella out of here.
423
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,683
I wasn't playing with this thing
in the house.
424
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,645
Oh, it's just you guys.
425
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,521
I was.
426
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,899
Sorry, Bella,
I gotta erase your memory.
427
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,317
- You can't...
- Cerebellum Erasus.
428
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,486
...expect me to believe
429
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,198
that you guys have self-popping popcorn?
430
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,241
Sorry, Bella,
431
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,078
the Russo's are just a regular,
boring old family
432
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,703
who happen to have self-popping popcorn
433
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:48,913
in their pantry.
434
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,332
You got the boring part right.
435
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,542
Just go home.
436
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,254
Gladly. Goodbye, Milo.
437
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,637
Sounds like things were pretty
exciting around here.
438
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,307
I wouldn't know.
I was out on my first date.
439
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,017
Yes, Roman, we know you were on a date.
440
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,687
Yeah, I was. We held hands!
441
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,481
Billie, next time you want popcorn,
442
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,942
maybe just use the microwave.
443
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,820
Next time you play lacrosse,
maybe stay away from the mirror.
444
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,946
Touché.
445
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,781
I'm just glad we wiped Bella's mind
446
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,450
before she could tell anybody
we're wizards.
447
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,077
Our secret is safe.
448
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,622
What's this?
449
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,838
There's definitely something
going on with the Russo's.
450
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,431
I can't believe I went so crazy
about this anniversary.
451
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,724
I did too.
452
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,684
I have six shopping bags
full of returns to prove it.
453
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,063
I just wanted to make you feel as special
as you always make me feel.
454
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,690
Oh, honey, you do, especially this year
455
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,776
with all the wizard stuff.
I mean...
456
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,028
...you've been amazing.
457
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,821
I just want you to know
how much I appreciate you.
458
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:07,242
I do and I love you.
459
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,077
How'd you get this reservation?
460
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,746
It's impossible to get a table here.
461
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,998
Uh, I had a little help.
462
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,374
Do you guys think
the shrimp toast is salty?
463
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,210
I think it's salty.
I'm gonna send it back.
464
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,756
This is officially
the weirdest anniversary ever.
465
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,174
Yep.