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Let's try the puppeting spell
one more time, all right?
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- You got this!
- Really?
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'Cause the last ten times
say otherwise.
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Billie, I believe in you so much
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that I'm going
to let you practice
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on one of my most beloved things.
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Roman? Milo?
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Oh, your robot vacuum.
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No, my childhood best friend,
Mr. Fuzzy Bottoms.
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Now, make Fuzzy B
stand up and wave.
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Motionless object,
please adhere.
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Let me be your puppeteer.
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Fuzzy B!
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On the bright side,
at least it wasn't Milo.
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I'm totally gonna fail
my wizterms.
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Look,
the Wizard Ministry of Education
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isn't coming until next week.
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Just a little test anxiety, okay?
No big deal.
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Tell that to Mr. Fuzzy Bottoms.
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I used to get nervous
when I took tests too,
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which is why I made up
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this cool little rhyme
to help me.
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"Breathe and think through it,
and you'll abra-ca-do-it."
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When you say it's cool,
it's never cool.
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Well, okay. Let's try it again.
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Bearo repairo!
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Just remember, breathe.
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Motionless object--
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Oh, sorry. Sorry.
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I... I thought it was on silent.
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Yeah, it's just Alex. Wait.
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It's before noon on a Saturday.
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I know vampires that wake up
earlier than her.
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I should get this.
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Oh, relax.
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I'm not gonna try it again.
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I'm on a break.
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I hate tests.
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Uh, I love tests.
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The studying, the flash cards.
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I wish I was taking one
right now.
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Wait, maybe you can
take my wizterm for me.
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Well, I'd be an awesome wizard.
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I'd just grab my wand
and go bibbidi-bobbidi-boo-yah!
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A-plus.
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo-yah?
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You're even terrible
at pretending to be a wizard.
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It's probably better
that magical powers
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can skip a generation
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because I don't think
our fragile relationship
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could withstand
a wizard rivalry.
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Oh, Roman,
we would not be rivals.
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I would just be better than you.
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Easy for you to say.
You'll never have to prove it.
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Well, I mean, I could
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if I had a power glass.
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What's a power glass?
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It's a magical object
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that lets a wizard give
their powers
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to anyone for one hour.
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There might even be one
in the lair.
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What are we waiting for?
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To the lair!
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Okay,
first rule of being a wizard,
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we do not say, "To the lair."
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- Right.
- To the lair!
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What? It's cool when I say it.
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{\an8}♪ Everything
is not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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This is the lair.
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{\an8}Whoa!
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{\an8}An ancient sarcophagus?
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A crystal ball?
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{\an8}Books!
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No way.
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Elvish to English Dictionary.
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{\an8}Eh. Don't get too excited.
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{\an8}Doesn't have any swear words.
I checked.
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{\an8}Now,
let's find that power glass.
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{\an8}Witch's cloak.
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{\an8}Witch's shoe.
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Witch's finger.
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{\an8}Wish I hadn't touched that.
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Man, this lair has everything.
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Hopefully not the rest
of that witch.
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That finger was gross.
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{\an8}Well, Alex, if you're
not supposed to tell me,
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{\an8}maybe you shouldn't tell me.
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Well, now you have to tell me.
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{\an8}I know the Ministry's coming
to test Billie,
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{\an8}but that's not till next week.
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Oh, they're coming today?
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{\an8}Wha-- Why would they surprise me
like that?
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{\an8}It's like they're worried that
I'm not teaching her properly.
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Oh, they are worried?
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{\an8}Well... W--
Well, now I'm worried.
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I know you're not worried.
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You don't worry about anything.
You worry about nothing.
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{\an8}But that's my job
to worry, worry, worry.
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{\an8}Why are you even calling me?
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Hey, sweetie.
You ready for breakfast?
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{\an8}Dad and I have the pickleball match
of our lives today,
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{\an8}so I'm going to need
a dozen hard-boiled eggs,
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five chicken breasts,
and some black coffee.
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{\an8}It's an elementary school
tournament.
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You're getting cereal
and an orange.
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Well, can you at least sprinkle
a little protein powder on it?
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I got 15 minutes to get swole,
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so I can take Bella Bianchi down.
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Okay, I know the Bianchis
can be a bit much,
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but be nice,
Bella's our neighbor.
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She's a monster.
You said it yourself last week.
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"She grew out her fangs
and she's horrible."
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No, I said
she grew out her bangs
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and she's adorable.
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What is your problem with her?
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She said her mom was the best
pickleball player on the block.
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Then I said, "No, my dad is."
Then she said, "Prove it."
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- Then I said that she--
- Yeah, honey,
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I'm from Staten Island.
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I get how trash talk works.
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Hey, guys, have you seen Billie?
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Dad, what's going on?
Why aren't you dressed for pickleball?
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Oh, no, the tournament!
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I totally forgot.
I'm so sorry, buddy.
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Someone from
the Ministry of Education is coming,
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and I have to pick her up at the airport.
She's already at the gate!
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Wait, a wizard
is flying on an airplane?
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Have you ever flown in
from Newark on a magic carpet?
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It's like rug burn city.
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Gotta go.
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I'm never gonna beat Bella now.
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Well,
maybe I could be your partner.
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You know, we could have
a little Mommy and Milo time.
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Do you even know
how to play pickleball?
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You can explain the rules to me
on the way.
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I'll change
into my workout clothes
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when we get there. Glad I always
keep my Pilates bag in the car.
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- You don't do Pilates.
- That's why it's always in the car.
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Roman, I found the power glass.
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Is that the instruction manual?
Dibs on reading it.
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According to this,
we both hold the power glass,
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we flip it, and I'll be a wizard
until the sand runs out.
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You mean
you'll try to be a wizard.
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Let's just do this.
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Unless you're chickening out?
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No, I'm not chickening out.
Who am I, you?
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So, am I a wizard now?
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Well, I hope so,
'cause currently I'm not.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Never point a wand at your face.
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You can lose an eyebrow.
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Don't ask how I know that.
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Okay, now relax.
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Don't grip the wand too tight
and repeat after me,
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"Sparks-so-brightus,
now take flightus."
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Sparks-so-brightus,
now take flightus.
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I did it! I'm a wizard!
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Ooh,
what should my wizard name be?
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How about just like
off the top of my head?
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Quintarius Rathbone de Forte.
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Hmm. Right off the top
of your head, huh?
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Come on,
teach me something else.
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All right, Quintarius.
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Let's see how you do with an...
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enlarging spell.
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Aim your wand at that pillow and say,
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- "Short and small be big and tall."
- Short and small be big and tall.
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Well, if we were
being chased by a killer pillow,
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I'd know who to call.
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So, where's this pickleball field?
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I want to try out
this cute little racket.
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It's a court, we're on it,
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and stop calling our equipment cute.
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Well, can I call you cute?
'Cause you are.
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Mama loves you.
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Hello, Bella.
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Milo.
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Enough chit chat.
I need to talk to you about our bet.
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Oh, you mean the one
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where after my mom and I
beat you in pickleball,
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you have to do my math homework
for a month?
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You know that's the bet
I'm talking about.
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I need to call it off.
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Um... Forget it.
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Come on, please.
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My dad's busy and now
my mom's my partner and she's...
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good at a lot of other things.
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Sorry, Tater Tot,
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- a bet's a bet.
- But I'm gonna lose.
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Look at you
putting two and two together.
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You're gonna do great
at my math homework.
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Short and small be big and tall.
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Why am I not great at this?
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I'm never bad
at learning things.
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Did I suddenly get bad
at learning things?
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Well, try it again.
Maybe the 33rd time's the charm.
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Short and small,
be big and tall!
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Be right back.
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Wow,
we're already halfway through.
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Time flies
when you're humiliating Roman.
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What's this? "Warning,
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"transferring powers to mortals
is strictly forbidden"?
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"Violators will be punished
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to the fullest extent
of wizard law"?
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Why would they put that
at the bottom?
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Hello!
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I am Minister Bigelow McFigglehorn.
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And Quintarius was a crazy name?
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Professor Russo didn't pick me up
from the airport,
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but neither do my friends or family,
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so let's just say I know
my way around a cab stand.
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Is there something
I can help you with?
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I certainly hope so.
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I'm from the Wizard Ministry
of Education.
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She's not supposed
to be here till next week.
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I'm here
to administer a pop quiz
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to a wizard named Billie.
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I assume that's you?
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Oh, I--
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Before we answer that question,
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- is there a photo on that clipboard?
- No.
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Oh, then yep, that's Billie,
Billie the wizard.
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Billie, the Ministry
of Education has sent me
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to administer
your wizterm early.
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That's right.
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It's a pop wiz.
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A pop wizterm.
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Oh, this is bad.
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Oh, there's nothing
to be afraid of,
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except failing.
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Failing is always bad.
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Billie, could I speak to you
in the kitchen real quick?
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I-- I'd love it if you would.
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Why did you tell her I was you?
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There was a warning
on the power glass.
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Giving you my powers is illegal.
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If McFigglehorn finds out,
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I could be locked up in
the island prison of Wizcatraz.
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Wizcatraz?
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Do you guys just take our words
and add "wiz" to them?
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No time to wizplain!
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You have my powers.
She thinks you're me.
250
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,403
You have to
pass this test for me.
251
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,406
I-- You want me to take a test
on a subject I know nothing about?
252
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,490
This is a nightmare.
253
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,785
I have literally had this nightmare!
254
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,080
It's gonna be fine.
255
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,790
I'll hide nearby
in case you need help.
256
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,625
This is gonna be a wiztastrophe.
257
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,170
Stop making up words, Roman.
We have a test to take.
258
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,428
Giada, I didn't know
you were going to be here.
259
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,887
Oh, Anita! Yeah, you know,
something came up for Justin,
260
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,473
so Milo brought in a ringer.
261
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,184
And that outfit is fantastic.
262
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,936
I mean, I'm not brave enough
to wear something that colorful,
263
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,355
but you go for it.
264
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,733
Thanks.
265
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:17,153
See, if you choose
to hear it nice, it's nice.
266
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,030
Here's some math for you.
267
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,032
You plus pickleball equals...
268
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:25,827
I'm choosing to hear that nice.
269
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,622
I don't know why you would.
That's not how I meant it.
270
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,589
Whoa!
271
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,007
Was that good? Did I do good?
272
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,968
That doesn't count,
I wasn't ready!
273
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,892
Mom, you're amazing!
274
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,143
And you're surprised?
275
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,729
I mean, yeah, I think my tone
pretty much implied it.
276
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:59,486
All right, let's get this going.
My patience is short,
277
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,323
but this quiz isn't!
278
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:06,910
Okay, what do you say we start
with a spark spell?
279
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:07,994
Spark spell!
280
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,164
That's the one Billie
taught me-- Ha-- I-- I mean,
281
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,416
I, Billie, taught myself
this very morning.
282
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,169
Um...
283
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,464
Spark...
284
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,632
Um...
285
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,885
Spark. I know there's a spark
in there somewhere!
286
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,387
You said you knew the spark spell.
287
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,182
I'm just-- Okay, I'm--
I'm just distracted because...
288
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:29,975
I've realized that...
289
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:34,188
I never offered you a chance
to freshen up after your flight.
290
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,815
How rude of me.
291
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,443
Bathroom's over here.
292
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,613
Is this a pop quiz
on being a gentleman?
293
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,865
Because you just passed.
294
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,163
- What's going on with you?
- I don't know.
295
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,873
I've never been like this
during a test before.
296
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:54,959
I'm spinning out.
297
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,335
Roman, listen.
298
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,752
Just breathe
and think through it,
299
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,838
and you'll abra-ca-do-it.
300
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,881
W-- What does that mean?
301
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,717
I think it means...
302
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,302
just take a deep breath
and trust yourself.
303
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,971
Oh, and don't even think
about the fact
304
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,223
that if you mess up,
305
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,475
I go to the island prison
of Wizcatraz.
306
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,311
- No pressure.
- Ooh!
307
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,355
Sorry that took so long.
308
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,524
I used
some of your fancy lotion,
309
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,025
but then
I couldn't open the door.
310
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,904
I started screaming,
but apparently no one heard me.
311
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,784
Now, what do you say
we see some sparks?
312
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,413
Breathe and think through it.
313
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,416
Sparks-so-brightus,
now take flightus!
314
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,711
I did it!
315
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,421
It's like I'm a real wizard!
316
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,423
Aren't you a real wizard?
317
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,342
- Eh...
- I'm home!
318
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,052
- Who's that?
- Stall!
319
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,973
It's just... my dad-- Teacher.
320
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,934
My... my dad teacher. He's--
321
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,518
We're so close,
he's like my dad,
322
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,062
but he's my teacher.
323
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,862
I can't believe I missed
McFigglehorn at the airport.
324
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,412
What'd you do?
325
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,291
Well, the lady from the Ministry
of Education showed up
326
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,252
and now Roman
is taking my wizterm for me.
327
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,838
McFigglehorn's here
and Roman is taking your test?
328
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,925
How is that possible?
He doesn't have any powers!
329
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,508
Well, he kind of does
330
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,929
because we snuck into the lair
and used the power glass.
331
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,138
Oh!
332
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,391
You... [speaks gibberish] Huh?
333
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,894
You snuck into the lair,
yeah, used the power glass?
334
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,938
You realize
that is a major crime?
335
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,357
Which is why we need to make sure
he passes that test.
336
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,441
Or I might be going
337
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,776
to the island prison
of Wizcatraz.
338
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,321
Or he might. Or we all might.
I mean, it was your power glass.
339
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,789
Mom, you're a beast!
340
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,083
Thank you! And I know
you mean it as a compliment,
341
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,918
but let's pick a different word
next time.
342
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,547
Milo,
because I'm such a nice person
343
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,507
and I feel bad
that you have to go through life
344
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,385
being so annoying,
345
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,345
I'm gonna let you
call off the bet.
346
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,180
No way! We're winning!
347
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,681
And just remember
when you're doing
348
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,183
my math homework
for the next month,
349
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,102
Milo is spelled with two Ls.
350
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,355
Homework bet?
351
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,524
What is Milo up to?
352
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:27,111
And how long has he
been spelling his name wrong?
353
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,533
Minister McFigglehorn!
354
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,701
Oh.
355
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,662
Professor Russo,
so great to see you.
356
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,122
Sorry I missed you
at the airport.
357
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,500
If only I had known ahead
of time that you were coming.
358
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,710
Wouldn't be much of a pop quiz
if you knew.
359
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,129
It takes all the pop out of it!
360
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,177
Perhaps I can show you something
that's not in this room.
361
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,639
Li-- Like the... Like the syllabus
that I've been teaching from.
362
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,682
To the lair!
363
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,143
It's cooler when Billie says it.
364
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,436
No!
365
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,607
No lair. No stories.
I wanna know what's going on.
366
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,941
And may I remind you,
367
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,818
lying to a ministry official
368
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,445
will earn you a one-way ticket
369
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,198
to the island prison
of Wizcatraz.
370
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,284
Guys, you can just say Wizcatraz.
371
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,203
We all know
it's an island at this point.
372
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,915
Listen, this is all my fault.
373
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,666
No, Justin...
374
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,335
...I'm not letting you
get in trouble for me.
375
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,462
It's my fault.
I couldn't take the test
376
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,840
because I gave my powers
to Roman.
377
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,426
Oh! [chuckling] Ooh!
378
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,594
This is fantastic.
379
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,473
I thought he was Billie,
but you're Billie,
380
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,017
and you're completely powerless.
381
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,852
This is gonna be
so much easier...
382
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,271
...than I thought.
383
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,233
Easier than you thought?
384
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,237
Ooh! Sorry I'm late.
385
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,032
That Ghoulhound bus
was a nightmare.
386
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,658
Who are you?
387
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,410
I'm Bigelow McFigglehorn.
388
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,870
Then who are you?
389
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:05,458
I am Morphia Murkshadow.
390
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,170
And you, real Billie,
391
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,755
are coming with me!
392
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,424
- Did anyone see this coming?
- No.
393
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,302
- Nope.
- I just got here.
394
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,976
I was sent to capture
a wizard named Billie.
395
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,312
And now,
396
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,439
I finally found her!
397
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,108
- You can't do this!
- Let us go!
398
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,735
Eh, I don't think so.
399
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,780
I can't believe I was gonna
pick you up from the airport.
400
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,698
A little ruse
to get you out of the house,
401
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,159
so I could get to Billie.
402
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,827
But I couldn't just
walk in and grab
403
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,495
a powerful wizard
without knowing
404
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,580
what they were capable of.
405
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,165
That makes sense, I think.
406
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,667
I have no idea what's going on.
407
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,796
But I should've known
you weren't Billie.
408
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,589
You don't exactly scream
"powerful wizard."
409
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,007
- Hey!
- Eh, she's evil,
410
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,176
but she's not wrong.
411
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,344
I'm not gonna let you take her.
412
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,013
I demand you untie us at on--
413
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,392
Now where were we? Oh, right.
414
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,562
I was taking you to your doom.
415
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,439
There's someone
who really wants to meet you.
416
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,943
Quick, Roman,
do the spell that I taught you!
417
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,362
Uh, short and small,
be big and tall!
418
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,283
I did it!
419
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,742
I did the enlarging spell!
420
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,327
You sure did, buddy, but I meant
hit her with some sparks!
421
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,622
Oh, right. Uh... Um...
422
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,708
Sparks-so-brightus,
now take flightus!
423
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,298
What? What happened?
Did I do it wrong?
424
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,008
I think the power glass ran out!
425
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,343
But to be clear,
I didn't do the spell wrong?
426
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,348
Mom!
427
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,268
Save the yapping for book club.
Let's finish this.
428
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,443
What was that?
429
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,652
Oops.
430
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,657
Mom!
431
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,534
Sorry,
I just couldn't get to it.
432
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,870
What's happening?
433
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,747
It's like you both
suddenly forgot how to play.
434
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,331
Yeah! That must be it.
435
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,999
I mean, the only
other explanation is that
436
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,376
I overheard you and Bella
talking about your bet,
437
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,462
and Anita and I decided
to teach you both a lesson.
438
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,589
But Mom, if you don't play,
I won't win,
439
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,592
and if I don't win, I won't win!
440
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,676
Too bad.
441
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,512
Anita and I aren't helping
either of you win.
442
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,805
Come on, Anita.
443
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,392
We won!
444
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,311
Anita, what happened?
445
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,855
I thought we were teaching
the kids a lesson.
446
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,564
I was teaching a lesson.
447
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,276
A little lesson
called Bianchis Rule.
448
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,447
I-- I can't believe
you hustled us.
449
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,075
I hope you're better at math
than you are at pickleball.
450
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,619
Joke's on you. I'm not.
451
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,832
I'm not going anywhere with you.
452
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,669
Who's going to stop me?
453
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,796
There's no one left to help you.
454
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,590
Mr. Fuzzy Bottoms!
455
00:20:58,715 --> 00:20:59,715
What?
456
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,926
It sounded like you said
Mr. Fuzzy Bottoms,
457
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,262
but that can't be it.
458
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,763
It can be it!
459
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,432
Roman, my wand!
460
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,435
Okay, Billie,
let's abra-ca-do this.
461
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,396
Motionless object,
please adhere.
462
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,940
Let me be your puppeteer.
463
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,616
What are you gonna do?
464
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,285
Snuggle me to death?
465
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,456
That's how we snuggle
in Staten Island.
466
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,504
Come on, Fuzzy Bottoms!
You got this!
467
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,678
You'll never beat me, Billie!
468
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,804
This isn't over!
469
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,180
Eh. I think it is.
470
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,064
And that's how you do the puppeting spell.
471
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,403
Ha-ha!
472
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,489
Looks like my rhyme
was pretty cool after all, huh?
473
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,408
Yeah, it was cool when I said it.
474
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,994
Morphia Murkshadow,
475
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,581
you are guilty
of attempted wiz-napping
476
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,834
unsanctioned magic,
and identity theft.
477
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:17,918
Uh...
478
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,337
Guess you're gonna take me too,
479
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,049
for the whole, giving my powers
to a mortal thing.
480
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,133
I don't know
what you're talking about.
481
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:27,970
I saw a powerful young wizard
demonstrate her magic
482
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,932
by apprehending
a dangerous shapeshifter.
483
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:32,934
Aw, "dangerous"?
484
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,227
Thank you.
485
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:38,148
Keep up the good work,
Professor Russo.
486
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,738
Hey, Billie,
I'm so proud of you.
487
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,406
Thanks.
When I was teaching Roman,
488
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,700
I finally got what you were
trying to tell me this morning.
489
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,995
I don't need to freak out
so much about my tests.
490
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,372
I just needed to trust myself.
491
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,084
I guess being a wizard
wasn't as easy as I thought.
492
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,542
Actually, for your first time
493
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,128
trying magic,
you did pretty great.
494
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,797
Really? So can I do it again?
Should I go get the power glass?
495
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,257
- Not a chance.
- No way.
496
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,384
Okay.
497
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,183
You know, honestly,
498
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,810
the caution tape
makes me want to touch it more.
499
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,104
Billie.
500
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,313
I'm kidding.
501
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,024
No, I just don't get it.
502
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,527
Phantomus, Morphia Murkshadow,
503
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,404
why are all these people
coming after me?
504
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:27,988
You're a powerful wizard.
505
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,574
Some people see that
as a threat.
506
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:30,866
But I promise,
507
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,536
I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you.
508
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,871
I know you won't.
509
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,672
Alex.
510
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,006
Someone else came after Billie.
She's fine,
511
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,716
but we have to figure out
who's sending these people
512
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:48,802
before it's too late.
513
00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,563
It's you.
514
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:01,857
How did you get in here?
515
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,486
She's just as powerful
as the prophecy foretold.
516
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,197
With his training,
she'll be unstoppable.
517
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,534
No, please.
518
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,619
I swear
I did everything I could.
519
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,749
No!