1 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:10,927 - Billie? - Whoa! 2 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,223 Oh, Milo! I thought you were your dad. 3 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,308 I get it. I'm wearing his aftershave. 4 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,144 Why are you hiding? 5 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,730 We gotta get ready for the Fall Fest parade. 6 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:25,149 I know, but I've kind of, sort of, been blowing off my wizard homework 7 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,401 for the past few weeks, and if your dad finds me, 8 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,862 he's gonna make me stay home and do it. 9 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,070 He's the principal, Billie. 10 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,240 Making sure kids do homework is all he has. 11 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:37,328 Yeah, but I wanna be doing spells, not reading them. It's so boring! 12 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,914 - Billie? - Oh, flarf, here he comes. 13 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,917 Hey, bud, have you seen... Milo, are you dusting? 14 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:45,920 Apparently, I am! 15 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:50,424 I'd be jealous if I wasn't so proud. 16 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:51,760 If you see Billie, let me know. 17 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,513 That was close. I am not missing this parade. 18 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,725 Roman promised me I could ride on the school float. 19 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,184 That's what you're excited about? 20 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,769 Not the candy? Or the marching bands? 21 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,521 Or the candy? Did I mention the candy? 22 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,232 I've eaten tons of candy, 23 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,193 but I've never ridden on a float before, 24 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,278 and I've always wanted to. 25 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,489 For a wizard, you've got a really low bar. 26 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,367 Has anyone seen our blowtorch? 27 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,245 We don't have a blowtorch. 28 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:22,164 Fine. I guess I'll just have to finish my float with a glue gun 29 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,291 like an amateur. 30 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:26,127 You haven't finished the float? 31 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,588 No, and I don't need any more pressure! 32 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,881 If our school float's gonna beat Potter Middle, 33 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,717 I need a clear mind. 34 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,053 And a blowtorch! 35 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:37,972 Billie, where are you? 36 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,227 Milo, are you mopping now? 37 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,064 If that's what this thing is for, then yes! 38 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,691 Maybe Billie's in the lair. 39 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,323 That was close. 40 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,283 Billie? Is that you? 41 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,409 Dang it! 42 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,538 This is ridiculous. 43 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,249 I'm just gonna help you clean until she shows up. 44 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,670 Yeah, I'll go do the upstairs toilet with this bad boy. 45 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,338 Okay, I'll do my homework! 46 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,966 I don't know how you figured me out. 47 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,803 Oh, I'm just that good. Nothing gets by me. 48 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,475 - You didn't know it was her, did you? - No clue. 49 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,231 {\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 50 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,066 {\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 51 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,985 {\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 52 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,988 {\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 53 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:40,617 {\an8}♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 54 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,744 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 55 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:45,748 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 56 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,333 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 57 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,129 ♪ What it seems ♪ 58 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,632 You were gonna sneak off to the parade and just leave your wizard homework? 59 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,718 I'm pretty sure it doesn't wanna go. 60 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,303 Come on, Justin, please. 61 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,139 I've never ridden on a float before! 62 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,431 Well, you should've thought of that 63 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,224 {\an8}before you decided not to do your homework! 64 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,517 {\an8}If I'm gonna train you, 65 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,145 you need to do the reading I assign. 66 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,063 Well, how do you know I didn't already do it? 67 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,983 {\an8}Turn to a spell. Try, I don't know, page ten. 68 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,068 Okay. 69 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:20,825 {\an8}Let go! 70 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,413 {\an8}Okay, well, there you have it. 71 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,624 {\an8}That's the reason I haven't done my homework. 72 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,792 {\an8}This book's broke. 73 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,712 {\an8}No, it's enchanted. That's Alex's old spell book. 74 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,048 {\an8}You can't turn a page unless you actually read it. 75 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,468 {\an8}It's the only teaching method my dad found to get Alex to study. 76 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,678 But you learn spells by doing them! 77 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,597 No, you learn spells by reading them! 78 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,307 {\an8}No. This book's so basic! 79 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:48,353 {\an8}I mean, spells, "Abracadabra" to "Zigzag Zippers." 80 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,811 Who needs help with zippers? 81 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,564 Clearly, you've never been trapped in a sleeping bag. 82 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:52,899 Clearly, you have! 83 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,235 {\an8}Look, what kind of teacher would I be 84 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,239 {\an8}if I taught you the advanced stuff when you haven't mastered the basics? 85 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,782 The cool kind? 86 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,409 {\an8}Look, if you wanna go to the parade, 87 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:06,704 {\an8}read the book and complete each quiz after the chapters, 88 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,748 like you should've been doing all along. 89 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:09,916 Fine. 90 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,296 {\an8}Okay, Billie. You're getting on that float. 91 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,756 I can do this. 92 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:21,302 {\an8}Oh, I can't do this. I mean, what are these spells? 93 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,513 "As we go slow, slow, slow." 94 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,974 There's no way Alex read this whole thing. 95 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:29,143 Hm? 96 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,440 {\an8}"The Spellp-Line. We're here to spellp! Just call 'spellp.'" 97 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:36,693 {\an8}Huh? 98 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,070 I could use some spellp. 99 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,455 Hey. Hi. [chuckles] Hi! 100 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:54,460 So, I asked for burnt orange, 101 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,463 and this is clearly toasted tangerine. 102 00:04:58,339 --> 00:04:59,340 Do it over. 103 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,721 My design specifically called for angry eyes. 104 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:07,222 These eyes are vexed at most. 105 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:10,768 Wanna see angry eyes? Look at mine! Do it over. 106 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,147 People! 107 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,358 This is the Fall Fest Middle School Float Competition! 108 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,068 All of Staten Island and possibly some of New Jersey 109 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,237 is gonna be at this parade. 110 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,822 I need your A-game! 111 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,784 Roman, relax. Aren't parades supposed to be fun? 112 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,744 Fun? You think I've been pasting 113 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,789 a bunch of leaves to chicken wire for two weeks for fun? 114 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,166 This is war. 115 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,917 Potter Middle is not beating us again! 116 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,043 They think they are. 117 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,461 They already put up their victory banner 118 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,130 at their victory party last week. 119 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,716 Well, there won't be a victory party today. 120 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,719 Yeah, 'cause they already had it, last week. 121 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:47,637 Oh, no. I mean we're gonna win. 122 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,181 The school chose my design, 123 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,392 because they knew I could finally bring home that trophy. 124 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,227 Everyone's counting on me. 125 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,813 Love the passion, but the full committee thinks you're being, 126 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,647 how do I put this nicely, 127 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:59,025 a total jerkbag. 128 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,443 That was putting it nicely? 129 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,945 It was nicer than what they said. 130 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,242 People, I... 131 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,745 I hear some of you feel that I've been too hard on you, 132 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,164 perhaps taking this rivalry too seriously. 133 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,207 And to that, I say... 134 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,543 If you don't like my methods, 135 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:21,047 you can turn in your crepe paper and leave! 136 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,803 In fairness, you never said how to turn in your crepe paper. 137 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,726 Where am I? 138 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,185 Welcome to the Spellp-Line, 139 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:38,772 the world's number one spell helpline for wizards. 140 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,941 I'm Jerry. 141 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,945 How may I spellp you? 142 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:48,198 Man, you guys really went all in on this spellp thing. 143 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,783 It was actually a typo, 144 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,410 but we had already printed up the business card, 145 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,578 so here we are. 146 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,748 I need spellp... I mean help, finishing my-- 147 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,792 Ooh, wait, before I can spellp, 148 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,670 I just need to read this Spellp-Line wiz-claimer. 149 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,423 Ha! Here it is! 150 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,258 "The Spellp-Line cannot assist with 151 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,551 "the commission of a crime, 152 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,553 "the bribery of an elected official, 153 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,222 "revenge on a loved one, revenge on a hated one, 154 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,975 "and under no circumstances of any kind 155 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,353 "will we give you answers to homework." 156 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,357 I am so glad they didn't make me memorize that. 157 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:23,776 Now, how may I spellp you? 158 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,987 Uh, not homework. 159 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:30,074 But I need help finishing some forms. 160 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,616 A stack of forms 161 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,119 that an evil troll is forcing me to fill out 162 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,663 to cross his bridge. 163 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,290 You know how trolls are... 164 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,667 always with the forms. 165 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,753 Trolls do love forms. 166 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,755 It really takes a troll on you. 167 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,300 Get it? Troll? 168 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,637 Okay, you know what? You need a completion spell. 169 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,268 Okay, here we go. 170 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:02,440 Uh, curing colds, curing cold cuts, colon cleanse. 171 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:07,236 Ah! Completion! With this spell, you can complete any task. 172 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,488 "By mystic powers of Earth and Sun, 173 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,324 "let this task at once be done." 174 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,242 Perfect. This is exactly what I need to finish my quizzes. 175 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,704 Quizzes? I thought you were trying to cross a bridge. 176 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:21,209 I, uh... Hey, is that an orc? 177 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,960 What? Where? 178 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:27,340 There's no... You-- There-- It's... Oh! 179 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,384 Come on, Jerry! Oldest trick in the book. 180 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,058 Hey, Justin. Here are the quizzes. 181 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,520 Wow! You did them all? 182 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,147 Yep, they're all completed. Completely. 183 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,316 Well, I am impressed! 184 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,902 I mean, look, I know that spell book can be a little boring. 185 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,447 Actually, I found something very interesting in it. 186 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,741 I remember Alex saying that. 187 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:56,786 Well, I'm gonna go see how Roman's float's coming along. 188 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,370 Oh. And from now on, 189 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,831 feel free to load me up with as much homework as you want. 190 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,542 I remember me saying that! 191 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,879 I gotta go. The station called. 192 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,673 They want me to do a live remote from the Fall Fest. 193 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,300 The Grand Marshal is turning 108 today. 194 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,718 A hundred and eight? 195 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,263 Doesn't he get shot out of a cannon? 196 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,056 That's why it's news, Justin. 197 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,433 I hate when they call me last minute. 198 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,478 I haven't even had time to do my hair yet. 199 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,396 Luckily, Armand said he could fit me in. 200 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,398 You don't need Armand! 201 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,233 I can do a little Salonus Uponus. 202 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,819 Justin, you do spells, 203 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,989 but Armand works magic! 204 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,285 Yeah, he does. He's about to make 200 dollars disappear 205 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,829 from our bank account. 206 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:51,089 I had to simplify my design after everyone abandoned me, 207 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,551 but do you think anyone will notice? 208 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:54,927 Only if they look at it. 209 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,307 Got all my homework done. 210 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:01,684 Now, it's time to ride the-- Whoa. 211 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,229 What happened? This thing is half finished. 212 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,898 "Half" feels generous. 213 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,568 Okay, fine, you're right. It's a total disaster. 214 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,945 I let the whole school down. 215 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,323 No, Roman, don't give up. You can do this. 216 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,824 Huh. That's surprisingly supportive. 217 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,074 Well, I'm only saying it, 218 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:19,534 - 'cause I wanna ride on the float. - Oh. 219 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:22,121 But if you're feeling supported, that's good, too. 220 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:26,666 - What is it with you and riding on floats? - What? They're cool and exciting! 221 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,961 "Cool and exciting"? Do you know what a float is? 222 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,463 I can tell you what a float isn't. 223 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,590 That embarrassing pile of junk right there. 224 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:34,883 I'm never gonna beat Potter now. 225 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,093 I mean, you would, 226 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:39,138 if only you knew a wizard who just learned a completion spell. 227 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,890 Do I know a wizard who just learned a completion spell? 228 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,100 Ah, luckily, you do. 229 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,853 Oh. Is it Dad? Hey, Dad! 230 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,022 You got jokes. 231 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,650 Do you want me to complete your float or not? 232 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,193 Yes, please. 233 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,614 "By mystic powers of Earth and Sun, 234 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,075 "let this task at once be done." 235 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,704 It's perfect! 236 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,373 It's just as I envisioned it! 237 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,749 I mean, the orange could be a little more burnt. 238 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,542 You know, I can give you the janky float back. 239 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,587 No, no, no, no, I love it. I love it. To the parade! 240 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,600 Why aren't you helping me? 241 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,561 This is so exciting! I'm about to ride on a float. 242 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,814 I can't wait to get up there. 243 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,357 Up where? 244 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,777 Are you getting on or what? 245 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,698 What is happening? 246 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,535 We're floating! 247 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,829 Oh! Float! 248 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,455 Now I get why you were so excited. 249 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,416 What a fun mix-up! 250 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,377 Not from where I'm dangling! 251 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:56,089 Guys, I'm dangling! I am in a full dangle! 252 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,174 Help! 253 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,771 Billie, I just wanted you to finish my float. 254 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,314 Why is it floating? 255 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,400 Because floats float. 256 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,818 That's why they're called floats. 257 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,528 Not in the mortal world! 258 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,365 Seriously? Then what's fun about a mortal parade? 259 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,783 I told you. The candy! 260 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,744 Of course, I should have seen this coming. 261 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,122 You're a wizard. Floats float, followers follow. 262 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,540 Really, this is my fault! 263 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,625 Well, I mean, I wasn't gonna say it. 264 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:36,464 Roman, know how you've been asking Dad to take you to the Statue of Liberty? 265 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,466 - Yeah. - You can stop asking. 266 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,929 - Isn't this fun? - Cool! 267 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,515 It feels like I should drop a couple bucks down there. 268 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,727 The Parks Department is critically underfunded. 269 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,438 It feels wrong to be getting this view for free. 270 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,695 Another gold star! Wow! 271 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,822 Billie got perfect scores on all of her quizzes. 272 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,700 Even I didn't do that when I was a student! 273 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,912 Wait a minute. Even I didn't do that when I was a student. 274 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,499 The Spellp-Line? 275 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,584 That's how Billie aced all of those quizzes! 276 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,753 But they have a very strict "no homework" policy. 277 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,339 What kind of spellper... 278 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,135 - would be irresponsible enough to-- - Justin! 279 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,805 - Dad! - Hey! 280 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,972 What are you doing here? 281 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,226 Well, your mother took up tennis, 282 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,061 and apparently, I'm not very good at it. 283 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,855 And now, I'm here at the Spellp-Line. 284 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,105 Why didn't you tell me? 285 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,982 Well, I mean, when you left WizTech, 286 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,236 we kind of stopped talking about wizard stuff. 287 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,531 I know. I just-- I was done with it... 288 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,241 until a couple of weeks ago when-- 289 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,202 - You got Alex'd. - I got Alex'd. 290 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,287 I'm so glad you started teaching again. 291 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,374 You're so good at it. How's it going? 292 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,751 Well, that depends. 293 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,502 Did a girl come in about this tall, 294 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,087 cool clothes, sarcastic, 295 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,880 but in a frustratingly likable sort of way? 296 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,966 Yeah, she needed a completion spell 297 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,343 to fill out a bunch of forms an evil troll gave her. 298 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,846 That was Billie trying to get out of doing her homework. 299 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,350 Well, if that was Billie, that makes you the evil troll. 300 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,518 What are you laughing at? 301 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,312 She tricked you into doing her homework for her. 302 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,438 She's good. 303 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,066 - That girl's good. - Yeah. 304 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,154 I will admit the view is nice. 305 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,699 But I do feel bad about flying through that flock of geese. 306 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,078 As a rule, I don't like to disrupt the migratory patterns of waterfowl. 307 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,163 That's your rule? 308 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,791 To be fair, it hasn't been a problem until now. 309 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,628 I can see why you wanted to do this so badly. 310 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,839 You know, WizTech does a big parade every year. 311 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,674 I was supposed to ride on my class float, 312 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,218 but I got kicked out. 313 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,430 But I'm doing it now, and it's everything I thought it would be. 314 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,225 Dang it! I missed again! 315 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,810 You gave Milo water balloons? 316 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,354 They're terrible for the environment! 317 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,772 Relax, they're not water balloons. 318 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:03,277 They're giant's tears. They're salty but harmless. 319 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,571 Well, unless you're a freshwater mermaid. 320 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,198 What are you trying to hit? 321 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,159 Dad's car. 322 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:16,540 Grand Marshal Jeffries, at 108 years old, I bet nothing surprises you anymore. 323 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,793 Are you kidding me! 324 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,923 Oh, man! I missed again! 325 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,966 Uh, guys, I'm glad you're both having fun, 326 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,886 but can we circle back to what's important? 327 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,304 Beating Potter Middle. 328 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,597 Roman, relax. 329 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,892 You've got the only float that floats. 330 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,267 You're totally gonna win. 331 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,438 Yeah, but I'm not gonna win anything if I don't get this float on the ground. 332 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,482 Can we land, please? 333 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,775 Land? 334 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,862 You do know how to land, right? 335 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,989 I mean, there definitely is a way to. 336 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,659 There has to be, right? 337 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,162 You're asking me? 338 00:15:55,829 --> 00:16:00,125 Uh... No, I'm sure there is one. I just don't know it. 339 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,378 But I do know who to call for help. 340 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,671 Or should I say "Spellp"? 341 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,257 No, you should say "Help," 'cause help is what we need. 342 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,009 How am I supposed to teach Billie 343 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,552 if she insists on taking shortcuts? 344 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,012 - Maybe you-- - And she has the nerve to say 345 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,639 that my teaching methods are boring! 346 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,723 - I mean, if I-- - Everyone knows 347 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,600 that reading a spell book is the best way to learn. 348 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,519 Maybe Billie isn't teachable! 349 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,728 Maybe she can't get a word 350 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,854 - in edge-- - That can't be it! 351 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,315 Wise. "Edgewise" is the word I was trying to get in. 352 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,484 Edgewise. 353 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,530 Justin, sometimes it's not just the student. 354 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,156 So, you think this is my fault? 355 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,408 You think Alex was wrong to bring Billie here? 356 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,952 No, I'm just saying maybe your methods aren't working. 357 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,538 Great. 358 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,915 Billie's the one slacking off, and I'm the bad teacher. Wow, Dad! 359 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,376 I expected you of all people to back me up on this. 360 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,545 Justin, wait! 361 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,645 No one's answering! 362 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,314 So, no landing spell? What do we do now? 363 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,442 Hey, isn't that the airport? 364 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,987 Boy, if you could land, that would be the place to do it. 365 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:14,158 We can't fly over the airport. That's restricted airspace! 366 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,161 Roman, relax. It's not like we're in immediate danger. 367 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:20,080 Uh, guys, that's a fighter jet. 368 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,460 Okay, now we're in immediate danger. 369 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,967 Um, maybe he can help us land. 370 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,677 That's an F-22 Raptor. 371 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,264 If he helps us land, it's gonna be in 100 pieces. 372 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,434 I have an idea. 373 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,688 This is spells A to Z. 374 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,274 There's got to be a landing spell in here. 375 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,193 Great. Flip to L and find it. 376 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,027 Well, here's the funny part. 377 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,697 You can't turn a page unless you actually read it. 378 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,740 Why is that funny? 379 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,076 Okay, it's not, but you know what is funny? 380 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,162 I'd know the spell if I'd done my homework. 381 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,539 Why is that funny? 382 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,040 Uh, it's not funny right now, 383 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,418 but it'll be hilarious if we survive. 384 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,003 If we survive? 385 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,714 Billie, you find the spell. 386 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,049 I'll toss some giant's tears to distract the jet. 387 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,469 Roman, you panic and point out our mistakes! 388 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,762 This is a terrible plan! 389 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,222 Way to commit, Roman. 390 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,849 All right, fly boy. 391 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,644 Time to find out if those windshield wipers work. 392 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:33,612 Justin! Ah, the lair looks good! Feels smaller. 393 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,699 - What are you doing? - Taking back these gold stars! 394 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,327 All right, it won't come off. Ah! 395 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,204 I'm gonna draw a frowny face on it. 396 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,498 That will teach her, 'cause apparently, I can't. 397 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,709 Hey, I didn't say that. You're a great teacher. 398 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,212 Then what am I doing wrong, Dad? 399 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,004 Every student learns differently. 400 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,509 You were easy. But with Alex, she had to learn by doing. 401 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,135 Yeah, sure, she messed up, 402 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,221 but she never made the same mistake twice. 403 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,847 - Dad. - Six times. 404 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,307 - Dad! - Ten tops. 405 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,936 But with Alex, mistakes were lessons. 406 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,812 Maybe it's the same with Billie. 407 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,606 Oh, it's definitely the same with Billie. 408 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,067 Maybe making her read a boring old spell book 409 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,486 wasn't the best way to teach her. 410 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,903 Look at you learning 411 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,614 from your mistakes. 412 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,532 Maybe you're more like Alex than you thought. 413 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,742 You take that back! 414 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,745 Look, you're gonna ease up on Billie a little bit. 415 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:25,914 What's the worst that could happen? 416 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,209 Guys, it is much harder to hit a fighter jet 417 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,920 with water balls than I thought! 418 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,797 Billie, we need the landing spell. 419 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,299 Please tell me you're almost to the Ls. 420 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,509 I'm not even close. 421 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,220 This spell from the Ds will have to do. Okay. 422 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,390 "What once was free to fly so bold, now let gravity again take hold." 423 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,934 - What was that? - It's a dropping spell. 424 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,270 Did it work? 425 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,069 I think it worked! 426 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,822 We're gonna crash if we don't slow down! 427 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,284 I can't believe I'm actually using this baby spell! 428 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,953 "As we go, slow, slow, slow!" 429 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,712 I did it! I saved us! 430 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,888 Guys, you are never gonna believe this. 431 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,766 The landing spell is just "Land, land, land." 432 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,560 Maybe that's the funny part! 433 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,063 None of this is funny. 434 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,023 But it was kind of fun. 435 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,025 On the bright side, we survived! 436 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,611 We didn't all survive. 437 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,781 I'm sorry your float got ruined, Roman. 438 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,908 To be fair, I blame the language barrier. 439 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,743 We speak the same language! 440 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,995 Eh, do we, though? 441 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,123 Look, it's not your fault. 442 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,291 If I hadn't been so obsessed with beating Potter, 443 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,794 my committee wouldn't have quit. 444 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,964 I guess I was being a bit of a jerkbag. 445 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,506 You could apologize to them. 446 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,091 Maybe they'd still help you rebuild it. 447 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,218 Apologize? 448 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,011 Can't we just bust out that completion spell again? 449 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,264 - Roman. - Okay, fine, I'll apologize. 450 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,349 Billie, you coming? 451 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,141 Nah, I have some quizzes to take. 452 00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,644 I didn't read all those pages for nothing. 453 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,610 Oh! Hey, Justin! 454 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,612 And a stranger I've never seen before 455 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,490 and who has definitely never seen me. 456 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,201 I know you called the Spellp-Line, Billie. 457 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,203 - This is my dad. - Oh, man! 458 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,998 I should have really paid more attention to those family photos. 459 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,083 Good to see you again, Billie. 460 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,544 I'm sorry I tricked you into doing my homework. 461 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,796 You'd be surprised how often that happens. 462 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,842 And, Justin, about my homework. You were right! 463 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,136 If I'm gonna be a great wizard, I need to take my homework seriously. 464 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,388 And I'm sorry I didn't. 465 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,057 So, I wanna take those quizzes for real this time. 466 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,310 Really? Wow! 467 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,104 That is a lot of personal growth for one afternoon. 468 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,065 Should I ask her what happened? 469 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,734 Just take the win, son. 470 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,407 I can't believe your float beat Potter Middle, 471 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,868 and all you had was a wagon full of badger parts. 472 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,662 The judges said it was avant-garde. 473 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,079 What does that even mean? 474 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,541 It's French for-- Who cares? I got the trophy! 475 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,296 I'm proud of you, Billie. 476 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,299 You earned this gold star this time. 477 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,553 Gold star? What is this, Spell-o-mentary school? 478 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,723 "Spell-o-mentary" 479 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,475 I like her. 480 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,435 - Grandpa! - Grandpa! 481 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,812 Hey, guys! Oh! 482 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,688 What are you doing here? 483 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,232 He came to give us a little spellp. 484 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:44,654 Oh! There is-- Oh, Spellp-Line! I've been gone for hours! Uh... 485 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,948 Do you think they'd fire you if you're just a volunteer? 486 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,451 Somebody open that mirror. I gotta go! 487 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,747 Justin... 488 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,917 I'm gonna take you up on that spell to do my hair. 489 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,876 When I was doing my interview at the parade, 490 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,296 some jabroni dropped a bunch of water on me. 491 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,216 I'm gonna go wash the car. 492 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,635 - I'm gonna mow the lawn! - I'm gonna start on my homework! 493 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,806 Do I wanna know why they're being so good? 494 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,892 A wise man once told me, "Take the win."