1 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:06,381 Big day, Billie. 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,091 Yeah, you finally got your school tablet. 3 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,759 I know, I'm so excited. 4 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:11,594 But remind me again why I'm excited. 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:13,722 Now you can get on Badger Book. 6 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,347 Yes, Badger Book. 7 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,100 Now remind me again what that is. 8 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,435 It's the official school portal. 9 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,062 You can turn in assignments, read safety announcements, 10 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,398 and best of all, your parents get an email with your grades 11 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,151 so they can see how well you're doing. 12 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,319 I don't need any of that in my life. 13 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,114 That's just why Roman uses Badger Book. 14 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,783 - Everyone else uses it to get followers. - Followers? 15 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:36,618 Having a lot of followers means they like you on Badger Book. 16 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:39,038 If they like you on Badger Book, that means you're popular. 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,123 Being popular means... 18 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,915 Oh, I know what popular means. 19 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,001 Back in the wizard world, 20 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,668 they wouldn't even use the word "popular." 21 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:46,838 They would just say, "You're so Billie." 22 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,050 Billie? Billie! 23 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,677 Don't get caught up in this. I barely have any followers, 24 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:56,931 and I was still elected president of the Young Tap Dancer Society. 25 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,022 So, how do I get these followers? 26 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,816 First, we need to set up your Badger Book account. 27 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,652 - Okay. - We just need a cute pic. 28 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,572 Okay, put your hand on your hip, and stick out your elbow. 29 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,699 Ooh! Turn your head, but not your neck. 30 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,867 Now, look away like I'm not here, 31 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,578 but smile like I am here. 32 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,373 Then say cheese, but with your eyes. 33 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,876 Does this look weird? 34 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,169 Yep, perfect. 35 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,798 Now post it, and... 36 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,883 My first follower! 37 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,051 It's me, Winter. 38 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,303 I know. I got that by the username, "Itsmewinter." 39 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,431 You know, getting a follower was strangely satisfying. 40 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,349 I know, right? 41 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,144 Another follower! That one felt even better. 42 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:45,062 Uh, that's just the school mascot. 43 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,357 He's contractually obligated to follow everyone. 44 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,821 Ah, it still felt good. 45 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,701 {\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 46 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,704 {\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 47 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,497 {\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 48 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,416 {\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 49 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:10,796 {\an8}♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 50 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,340 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 51 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:16,511 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 52 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:17,804 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 53 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,432 ♪ What it seems ♪ 54 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,481 {\an8}Almost done. 55 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,777 Heatus completus. 56 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,699 {\an8}Hm. Too bad I don't know the spell for guac. 57 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,867 {\an8}Oh, well. 58 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,870 Ooh, nachos. Thanks, Billie. 59 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,329 Nuh-uh. They're for Badger Book. 60 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:44,956 Badger Book's not hungry. 61 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,249 Ow! 62 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:48,792 I haven't got any new followers, 63 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,587 {\an8}and Winter says I can get more by posting food inspo. 64 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,798 {\an8}What do these nachos inspire you to do? 65 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:56,593 Well, I would say eat, but we both saw how well that went. 66 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,138 Well, I need to do something to get more followers. 67 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,305 {\an8}Look at you. 68 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,973 {\an8}You've only been on Badger Book for a day, 69 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,349 {\an8}and you're already obsessed. 70 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,686 {\an8}I am not obsessed. I just love it, and need it, 71 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,020 {\an8}and can't think about anything else. 72 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,939 - What do you call that? - Obsessed? 73 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,150 Oh, then yeah, I am obsessed. 74 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,402 But can you move to the right? 75 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,571 Your shadow is blocking my cheese glisten. 76 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,408 Why are you taking pictures of nachos? 77 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,994 {\an8}With cheese glisten like that, how could you not? 78 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,831 I'm trying to get more Badger Book followers. 79 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:29,750 {\an8}But Badger Book is for official school business. 80 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,960 {\an8}That's why I created it, got the school board to approve it, 81 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,088 and paid a college student in tacos to code it. 82 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:35,797 I'm with you, Dad. 83 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,634 {\an8}I only use it for the important things 84 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,343 {\an8}like getting signatures on my petition 85 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,511 {\an8}to ban extra credit. 86 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,890 {\an8}You get one shot, people. Make it count! 87 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,351 {\an8}I love the passion, son, but no, 88 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,936 {\an8}that's not what Badger Book's for either. 89 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:50,270 {\an8}This is why Mom's coming to school tomorrow, to interview me, 90 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,064 so everyone can see how Badger Book is leading 91 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,442 {\an8}Greenwald Middle into the future. 92 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,735 {\an8}Hmm. 93 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,445 {\an8}Ooh! 94 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,197 {\an8}- What kind of cheese is that? - That's not cheese. 95 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,700 {\an8}Turns out candle wax looks better on camera. 96 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,370 I don't hate it. 97 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,875 {\an8}Hey! That's my food inspo! 98 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,461 {\an8}Hey, Billie. 99 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,171 {\an8}Are you wearing the same clothes you wore yesterday? 100 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,840 {\an8}- That depends. Is it tomorrow? - No, it's today. 101 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:19,801 I don't have time for your riddles, Milo. 102 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,470 I didn't sleep. I need more followers, but nothing's working. 103 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,763 I've tried reviewing things, 104 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,599 unboxing things, smashing things. 105 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,769 Ah, that's why my hockey stick's covered in applesauce. 106 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:31,813 Yeah, and still no followers. 107 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,480 What's the big deal about followers? 108 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:35,817 Winter says the more you have, the more popular you are. 109 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,861 Well, if I was a wizard 110 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,780 who had a super cool wizard lair, 111 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,532 I'd go in there and find a spell. 112 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,367 I bet there's one in there for followers. 113 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,451 Probably some other really cool stuff, too. 114 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,371 You're right. Good idea, Milo. 115 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,832 - Nuh-uh. Where are you going? - To the lair. 116 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,667 Sorry, kid. Lair's for wizards only. 117 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:54,876 But it was my plan. 118 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:55,962 And it's a good one. 119 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,885 Wizardpedia will know a spell to get me more followers. 120 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,140 Welcome to Wizardpedia, 121 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,642 your all-knowing wizard encyclopedia. 122 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,561 How may I enlighten you? 123 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,103 I'm looking for a follower spell. 124 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,187 Got one of those? 125 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:15,940 Ah, the follower spell. 126 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:19,735 A formidable incantation with a sordid past. 127 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,946 - It all began with... - Too slow. 128 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:27,034 ...which is why in the British Isles, 129 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,995 they fly their brooms on the left. 130 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,168 ...and that's the spell, the end. 131 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,878 Oops, too far. 132 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,841 ...speak these words. 133 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:48,014 "Over land and across the sea, heed my words, and follow me." 134 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:51,184 "Over land and across the sea, heed my words, and follow me." 135 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:53,811 It didn't work. 136 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:58,191 My spells always work. Maybe your tablet's on mute? 137 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:00,651 My tablet is not on... 138 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:03,029 Oh, no. Wait. It is on mute. 139 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,786 Whoa, half the school's following me. 140 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,496 Hm. Beware, 141 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,081 the enchanted follower follows to the end. 142 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,207 Ah, great. 143 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,668 That's exactly the kind of loyalty I'm looking for. 144 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,386 Wizards only, huh? 145 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,852 I can definitely see why they don't want me in here. 146 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,150 Roman, guess how many followers I have. 147 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,277 I don't care. 148 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,738 - Did you say 400? - I said I don't care. 149 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:47,657 Well, you're wrong. It's 450! 150 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:51,035 I'm crushing this Badger Book thing. 151 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:52,911 All of these people followed you 152 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,248 because of that ridiculous nacho video? 153 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,208 Yeah, let's go with that. 154 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,420 D... Do you think any of your followers would sign my petition? 155 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,214 Sorry, petitions aren't really my brand. 156 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,342 - What, you have a brand now? - Yeah, and it's not petitions. 157 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:08,636 Hey, Winter, how's it going? 158 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,054 How's it going? 159 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,013 - Cute fit. - Cute fit. 160 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,140 Thanks. 161 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,600 It's just something I conjured together, 162 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,017 but I'm kind of obsessed. 163 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,687 I'm kind of obsessed. 164 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,272 Uh, did you have any luck getting the Coin Collectors Club 165 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,357 to sign my petition? 166 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,484 Did you use my joke about how signing it just makes sense? 167 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,320 It's funny 'cause, like, "sense," and also "cents." 168 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,449 - It's not funny. - It's not funny. 169 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:30,782 You probably told it wrong. 170 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,117 All right, 171 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,660 I'm gonna get the signatures myself. 172 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,121 See you two after class. 173 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,374 Check it out, Winter. I have so many followers. 174 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,586 Looks like everyone wants a piece of Billie. 175 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:45,715 Wants a piece of Billie. 176 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:49,051 Piece of Billie. 177 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:57,434 If I'm being honest, using magic to get followers 178 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,102 was kind of a cheat... that I do not regret. 179 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,146 I am loving this. 180 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:02,147 I am loving this. 181 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,398 Yeah, but the only downside 182 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:05,151 is you do get the feeling you're being watched. 183 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,528 You're being watched. 184 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,821 Hey there. What's up? 185 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,449 What's up? 186 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,416 Huh. You're following me. 187 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,961 Oh. You're following me. 188 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,178 Okay. You got moves. Let's see if you can keep up with this. 189 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:47,401 Apparently, the dance team isn't following me. 190 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,656 You can stop following me. 191 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,242 See ya. 192 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:58,371 Guys, we're not all gonna fit in my math class. I mean it. 193 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,373 I mean it. 194 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,292 Uh-oh. This isn't good! 195 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,753 This isn't good. 196 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,632 This isn't good. 197 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:21,102 Hi, I'm here from W-O-W-P News. 198 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,395 Is this Principal Russo's office? 199 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,815 I know it is. I just love saying that! 200 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,900 Not half as much as I love hearing it. 201 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,193 Uh, but what are you doing here? 202 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,862 My interview isn't until this afternoon. 203 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,405 I just came to help you get prepped 204 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,531 before the crew gets here. 205 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,200 {\an8}Oh, good idea. And don't hold back, okay? 206 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,911 {\an8}Hit me with one of those famous Giada Russo "gotcha" questions. 207 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,623 Hmm. [inhales] Is it part of your job requirement 208 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,125 to be so darn cute? 209 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,335 - Giada. - Gotcha. 210 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,046 Let's keep it professional, okay? 211 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,547 I... I want people to see me 212 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,092 as Greenwald Middle's innovative new principal, 213 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,969 who just happens to be cute. 214 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:59,264 Okay, so, what I'll really do is start with a basic intro, 215 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,017 and then I'll ask you a few simple questions, like, 216 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,352 "How will Badger Book help make things easier 217 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,813 "for educators and students?" 218 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,440 Well, Badger Book utilizes a cutting-edge algorithm 219 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,734 that allows students and parents to connect with faculty 220 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,486 in a collaborative digital space. 221 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,446 Could you say that again? 222 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,656 I was too busy wondering 223 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,158 if you are free for dinner tonight. 224 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,619 Giada! Maybe go interview some of the students 225 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,912 and get their thoughts on Badger Book. 226 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,248 Also, I am not free for dinner tonight. 227 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,292 I'm going out with my beautiful wife. 228 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,170 Russo, you are good. 229 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,051 Surrender, Cyclopsius! 230 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,432 If anyone asks, it was like that when I got here. 231 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,143 Whoops. 232 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,814 Oh, good. Another young wizard. 233 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,192 I'm not a wizard. I just came to have some fun. 234 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:55,904 Well, in that case, allow me to pull up a lengthy discourse 235 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,990 on the history of fun. 236 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,117 Reading about fun isn't fun. 237 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,454 Have you never had fun? 238 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,290 I once chuckled during the Renaissance. 239 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,709 Ever do this in the Renaissance? 240 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:16,175 Oh, magnificent! Oh, okay, my turn. 241 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,309 - That was awesome! - It t'was, t'wasn't it? 242 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,852 So, what do you wanna do now? 243 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,731 Uh, nobody's ever asked me what I want to do. 244 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,775 I'm not good at thinking outside the box. 245 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,112 But maybe I can be. 246 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,241 This is perfect! 247 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,703 You're tall enough to grab that sword off the top shelf! 248 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,751 Eh. Probably for the best. 249 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,215 Hi, wanna sign my petition? 250 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,467 Billie. 251 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,429 {\an8}I'm Roman. Thanks anyway. 252 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,098 Hi, wanna sign my petition? 253 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,934 Billie. 254 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,520 Why is everyone so obsessed with Billie? 255 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,605 This cannot be about the nachos. 256 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,776 Billie! What are you doing in my locker? 257 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,653 Ssh! I'm hiding from my followers. 258 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,280 Your followers? 259 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,700 Let me guess. You used magic and it's gone awry. 260 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,617 I stuffed myself in your locker 261 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,494 to hide from a bunch of cray zombies. 262 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,788 We're way past awry. 263 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,420 I cast a spell on my tablet, 264 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,505 but it was supposed to increase my followers on Badger Book, 265 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,590 not in real life. 266 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,968 I told you getting obsessed with followers was a bad idea. 267 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,303 I can fix this. 268 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,887 I just need to get back to the lair. 269 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,556 But I can't with the whole school following me. 270 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,975 - I don't follow you. - That's right. 271 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,434 You're not a Badger Book zombie. 272 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,605 You being unpopular is the key to fixing this. 273 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,523 I like being the key to fixing this, 274 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,067 I just don't like the way you said it. 275 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,903 If I transfer my followers to you, 276 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,070 I can sneak back to the lair, 277 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,032 - and figure out how to undo the spell. - Billie... 278 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,867 Look, I know what you're gonna say. 279 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,242 "Why should I help you? 280 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,329 "You're the one who used magic when you weren't supposed to." 281 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,998 No, I was just gonna say I'll help, 282 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,292 but all that other stuff's true, too. 283 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,920 Oh, thanks. 284 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,382 Over the land and across the sea, heed my words, and follow he. 285 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,761 "Follow he"? That's never gonna work. 286 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,595 It's not even grammatically correct. 287 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,807 Roman. 288 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,434 Looks like it worked to she. I'll be right back. 289 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,396 What am I supposed to do with a school full of followers? 290 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,900 Unless... Who wants to sign a petition? 291 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,319 Sign a petition. 292 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,279 Well, if you insist. 293 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,832 Hi there! Giada Russo, W-O-W-P News. 294 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,084 Yes, that Giada Russo. 295 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,085 I'm doing a profile piece on your principal. 296 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,088 Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? 297 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,131 Rude. 298 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,677 Excuse me, would you like to... 299 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,054 totally blow me off and keep walking? 300 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,347 Oh, Winter, thank goodness. 301 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,308 Why is everyone so obsessed with these tablets? 302 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,601 Oh! 303 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,271 Okay, that was weird even for Winter. 304 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:17,730 It's like Badger Book 305 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,817 is turning everybody into zombies. 306 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,070 Or I'm losing my charm as a reporter. 307 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,240 No, it's 'cause they're zombies. 308 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,200 I gotta tell Justin. 309 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,955 Come on, WP, put some heat on it. 310 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,957 All right, you asked for it. 311 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,422 Too much heat. 312 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,301 What else do you wanna do? 313 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,467 Ooh! I know. 314 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,678 Let's prank call my cousin, Alexa. 315 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:52,182 She is so annoying, she thinks she knows everything. 316 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,395 Uh-oh. Someone's coming! 317 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,569 Whoa. Why are you out of your box, and huge? 318 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:07,948 Uh, I-- I-- I bet you came here to ask me a question. 319 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,117 So, what's up? 320 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,413 - I'm in trouble. - I'm shocked. 321 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,374 Yeah, yeah, I get it, I'm a handful. 322 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,668 I need to know how to reverse the follower spell. 323 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,671 'Twas that it t'were so easy. 324 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,215 Who's that dude? 325 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,010 The wizard who first cast the follower spell. 326 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,721 And that's his enchanted tablet. 327 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,306 "Enchanted tablet"? 328 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,768 The wizard became so obsessed with having followers 329 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,436 that he refused to surrender his tablet. 330 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,981 His followers loved him so much 331 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,817 they wanted a part of him for themselves. 332 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,112 So they literally tore him to pieces. 333 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,367 "Tore him to pieces"? 334 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,410 Like pork at a luau. 335 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,580 To break the follower spell, 336 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,707 you must break the enchanted tablet. 337 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,166 Hm. Shouldn't be a problem. 338 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,419 Roman doesn't even care about having followers. 339 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,464 I love having followers! 340 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,717 Love having followers. 341 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,094 Oh, boy. 342 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,684 Roman, I have to talk to you. 343 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,393 Oh, hey, Billie, hang on a sec. 344 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:22,772 Uh, how's that petition coming? Five hundred signatures! Yeah! 345 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:26,026 I am officially renaming this place the Roman Russo Academy. 346 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,735 Can I get a "whoop, whoop"? 347 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,364 Whoop, whoop. 348 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,241 Roman, what are you doing? 349 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,491 Thanks to my followers, 350 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,618 every petition I've ever dreamed of is getting signed. 351 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,705 But your followers are going to destroy you. 352 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,832 Does it look like they wanna destroy me? 353 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,791 They love me. Look at them. 354 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,877 They can't get enough of Roman. 355 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,255 Can't get enough of Roman. 356 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,923 I love the enthusiasm, everybody, 357 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,634 but please, verbal praise only. 358 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,347 Easy, guys. 359 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,434 - You're pulling me like... - Like pork at a luau. 360 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,561 Exactly. Billie, help! 361 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,979 I just have to destroy your tablet, 362 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,690 and the spell will be broken. Where is it? 363 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,358 Uh, he’s got it. Or maybe she's got it. 364 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,110 Oh, well, one of them must have it! 365 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,403 This might take a while. 366 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,530 Try not to lose your head. 367 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,906 Is that a possibility? 368 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,949 Hey, I'm just saying. 369 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,702 I don't know a spell to put it back on, okay? 370 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,497 Justin? 371 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,666 Giada, what should I do with my hands during the interview? 372 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:28,547 I was thinking confident leader or thoughtful visionary. 373 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,093 Justin, there is something fishy going on in this school. 374 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,720 That's just Mr. Yancy microwaving his lunch. 375 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,765 He's on a new diet called the "cod bod." 376 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,516 He's looking good. 377 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,228 No, it's Badger Book. I know this sounds crazy, 378 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,315 but I think it's turning the students into zombies. 379 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,276 Zombies? Giada, Badger Book is harmless. Look. 380 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,155 Ooh! Hey, I got a follow request from Roman. 381 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,324 Gotta admit, that does feel kinda nice. 382 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,454 Uh, what is happening? 383 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,999 - Roman. - Roman? 384 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,794 Justin, come back here. 385 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,796 Roman. 386 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,757 Roman. 387 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,302 Justin, I know this all looks bad, but I didn't use magic. 388 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,888 Okay, fine, I did use magic, 389 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,181 and now the whole school's zombies. 390 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,184 Oh, you're a zombie. Thank goodness. 391 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,728 You'll forget everything I just said. 392 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,730 - But I won't. - Giada, I can explain. 393 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,275 I wanted to get followers, so I used a spell, but it got out of hand. 394 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,401 Billie, can there be less talking 395 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,821 and more rescuing? 396 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,990 - Roman? - We have to break the spell. 397 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,534 We have to destroy his tablet, but the problem is they all look the same. 398 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,744 Then we're smashing them all. 399 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,388 - It's not working! - We haven't found it yet! 400 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,765 Not trying to add any pressure to the situation, 401 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,059 but I am off the cart! 402 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:09,731 It's not Roman's. Not Roman's. Not Roman's! 403 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,107 - I found it! - How do you know? 404 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,025 There's a petition to add a bathroom attendant 405 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,946 - to the boys' locker room. - I'd like a hot towel, okay? 406 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,116 Throw it here! 407 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,912 It's not nachos, but it's worth a shot. 408 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,330 Heatus completus. 409 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,216 Giada? What happened? 410 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,051 Roman, you're okay. 411 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:41,179 It was so scary watching you get pulled apart. 412 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,850 Oh, really? It was scary watching me get pulled apart? 413 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,060 Okay, fine. You were right. 414 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:50,272 I shouldn't have cared so much about getting followers. 415 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:51,899 Of course, I was right. 416 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,151 But I also get it. 417 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,069 I kind of liked having followers, too. 418 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,739 But I guess at the end of the day, 419 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,657 having friends is more important. 420 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,869 - Thanks for having my back. - And thanks for saving mine. 421 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:07,414 And my arms and legs. Pretty much all of me. 422 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,793 Hey, guys, what month is it, and how did I get here? 423 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,087 Asking for a friend. I'm the friend. 424 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,048 Who broke all these tablets? 425 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,133 - Goblins. - Raccoons. 426 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,468 - Raccoons. - Goblins. 427 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,094 They were like that when we got here. 428 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,936 Thanks for hanging out with me, WP. 429 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,812 Oh, no! 'Tis I who should thank you, Milo. 430 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,399 I've never had so much fun in my entire existence. 431 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:39,613 As a gift, I'm giving you your own entry in Wizardpedia. 432 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,990 From now on, in the wizard world, 433 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:45,911 you shall be known as Milo the Fun! 434 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,081 Whoo! Thanks! 435 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,586 Eh. You get what I was going for. 436 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,925 Justin, I'm sorry we didn't get to do your interview. 437 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,551 That's okay. Gives me time to rustle up some tacos, 438 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,764 and get that college kid to remove the follow feature from Badger Book. 439 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,225 I may need to sweeten the deal with churros. 440 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,187 Sorry about the zombie thing. That was kinda my bad. 441 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,814 "Kinda"? 442 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:17,776 Milo? 443 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,570 Have you been in the lair all day? 444 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,989 Did you not go to school? 445 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,156 Wuh-oh. 446 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,786 Ah, thank goodness. 447 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,288 Someone's in more trouble than me.